A man's life,a coincidence and a world,how do they connect? Well, I am the man,but what are the other two? In how I tell my life when it began from the time I came here,to the time I....hey,no spoilers! Join me on how I tell it,you may guess,but you may not be correct,so it all began when I was at my house,I was tall for a man that was 21,but hey whatever floats the boat. I was 8'7, you may call me lucky,but I was cursed by it.I almost always banged my head on short,wooden and metal doorframes,always fit for the short ones eh. I had a good job,always hated paperwork and math,always hated that,stupid math,with your trickery and multiplication.I always had a way of 'reversing the roles' of the villain and the hero,how did they become what they were like? The villain may become what they were now by something in their past. Like they were a doormat at that time but now they became a villain of cliches.
Okay, getting off-topic here, you want to know my role of this big ball of ZIP ZOPP ZOOPITY BOP,right? It all started when I go to work,I work in a basic farmers market,I am happy all the time when I am there,I love helping people with their location of the items they need, I even get to have interesting chats,but today was special it was the day the Mayan calender predicted the world would end. I had more, hostile customers then normal, I almost got killed by shanking, being shot or getting my intestines ripped out and getting fed to me. There was an hour left when a even more hostile and angry customer. He said with a voice filled with insanity
"I finally have a victim who cannot defend himself, I am going to explode this market and kill you and everyone not crazy in it! HAHAAHAHAHHAHA"
As he slowly pressed the button on the Yosemite,I highly dangerous form a dynamite with the power to explode the farmers market clean in half,one more second
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. It was just white,I could still feel the hard,yet soft floorboards under my feet, a voice spoke up with an old,yet still young manly voice,
"You survived the test, without going with insanity, I am the fabric of space and time, your inspiring life made me choose you to go to equestria, with the powers of a God. They will not show yet,but you will find out in this new life you will have, stay nice with the locals, and be nice with yourself and goodbye"
I could not say a word until it was too late. In one second it took me to the place all bronies love, yet all I could see was I field with all you can see,on one side I could see the flowers, but on the other I could see lava and volcanoes with charred ground. I must be in the borders of equestria and the one draconic place. I walked for a bit near the flowers,they were in all colours,from blue to the favored red,just flowers all I could see, in the spot I was in,there was a crater that looked like a cross and a circle around it, the cross was blue while the space between it and the circle was white while the circle was Orange.
As I stepped on it,it started to glow and there was a chamber filled with computers and a basic stash of,well stuff. As I looked at it, just went into the wall with a THWOMP an a message saying: IDENTIFY NEW OWNER.
I said with a curious voice "Alex strength, and what is this chamber?"
It replied "This is the God's chamber of the creater, this is visualized to the God's liking, the last one wanted it to look like a army base,do you want to change this?"
When I thought for that moment ' do I want to, or do I not want to? I might want to have it mass effect style, so why not?'
I then said in a tone that I meant the truth "Yeah, I would like it-" I then get interrupted when the room looked like I wanted it to.
It said in its now lifelike voice " The chamber is now designed how you see fit,welcome to the world management center sir Alex." It now looked like a room with multiple corridors to travel to other, earlier non-existent rooms, I traveled all the corridors until I saw a sight I could not believe, it looked like the cockpit of a small, yet bigger in the inside 'cliche number 1 found, heh' vessel, it was designed to only have a one man crew in it. It had the basic controls a spaceship needed, a launch panel, a guidance and control panel and a stick which was obvious as the control stick. All of them with buttons with labels on them. I assumed it had buttons on the stick for defence cannons and hover systems.
I then moved to a room which was, a bathroom, of course it had to be right? After that I moved to the armory, it was strange because it had a suit kiosk and a weapons bench from dead space 3. I then looked at my back and guess what? A RIG from the same game, also included with stasis module too. I went to the kiosk and chose the witness suit, checked it and guess what everything was upgraded to the max. I then went to the bench and saw my favorite weapons with everything with circuits to make them with max everything, the guns were the evangelizer and the avenger-thingy. I then said as loud as I can " FUCK EVERYTHING THIS IS TOO AWESOME!" And spun around happily before thinking 'why did I swear, I normally don't.'
After that I heard a loud thumping sound, as if a ton of horses and flaps of wings like Griffin coming this way. I ran as quick as I could with my weapons to the exit and quickly jumped to the top of the shuttle and stumbled as it rose into the air. I had my Helmet on and I looked and saw, Griffin and ponies, great just FUCKING great.
I then jumped into the cockpit hatch for safety and closed it behind me. I jumped into my pilot's seat and turned the ship around to see everything, I saw investigators and diplomats guarded with soldiers. I then flew the ship higher until I could see the amounts of them, there were a total of a million and a half in total, all around me in a circle. This is not good, not at all, I could also see what was THE princess celestia. at the front of me. Until celestia said using the royal canterlot voice " creature! Speak, or we shall use fatal force!"
I then used the speaker and coped a line from sovereign " Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind with your ignorance."
