Humans in Ponyville

I'm Maurine Suellen. Some call me Ellen. Others call me Mari. My friends call me Mary Sue. I'm 18. I have blonde hair with pink tips. I have dark purple eyes and tanned skin. I live my step-brother, who has just got his university degree in Science. His name is Garry Stuart, but I call him Gary Stu. I've had a crush on him for a long time, but I can't tell him because he is my step brother (we have different mothers so we are not related).

Did I mention I was a brony? Some use the word "Pegasister". Yuck! Why do we female bronies have to be pegasi? UNICORN MASTER RACE!!!!!1!!!!11!!111!1!!!!!!

Anyway, one day I was scrolling through the stories on FIMfiction. Then I had an idea: I would go to Equestria! But how???

I went to my brother's lab. He was working on his chemical stuff. I don't really care for fancy, sciencey stuff. I will be an artist!!! I walked up to him and tapped his shoulder.

"Gary?" I asked.

He turned his face to me. He was so handsome. His gorgeous black hair shimmered and shined. His blue eyes sparkled. He smiled. He took his reading glasses off.

"Hi little sis!" He said, What's up?"

"Actually..." I said, "I was thinking... Is it possible to create a portal to equestria?"

"Hmmm.... Why not?"

"OMG really?!?!?!? Can you do it?"

"Yeah"

"OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH GARY!!" I hugged him. I loved the feeling of his chest on mine.

"It will take a week or so." He said.

"K" I said as I walked out of his lab.

At dinner I thanked him again. I made him his favorite meal: Salad! I hate salad.

After dinner I went back to my room. I took my clothes off and changed into my pj's. I said good night to Gary and went to bed.

I dreamed of many different things. First I dreamt of myself as a pony. I was hanging out with the mane 6. My second dream was a satisfying one. I dreamt of myself confessing my love to Gary. We kissed and later got married. It was so romantic! My third dream was a disturbing one: I was giving birth to Gary's kid. The kid grew up and murdered us. Then he made out with my dead body. Then I woke up. It was 4:30 am.

The rest of the week was pretty boring... Until Gary announced that the portal was done. Equestria here I come!