my little portal

(you can skip this, it's not impotant in any way)

bee-bee-bee-beee-beep bee-bee-bee-beee-beep boop boop boop my littile portal... I used to to wonder what testing could be... my little portal, until you shared its science with me! big adventure! tuns of fun! companion cubes, faithful and strong! sharing cake, why its an easy key, and neurotoxin makes it all complete, ya, my little portal, don't you know you are my very best friiiiiieeeeend!

And now, the moment you have all been waiting for, the part you've been waiting on, the part with a really long intro thing... It's... My... Little... Portal!!!!! And now, Please enjoy the show: