Clean

by CometTail11

Rating: everyone
Tags: Sweetie Belle, Twilight Sparkle, Opalescence, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Rarity, Random
Length: 1195

Rarity is about embark on a bonding experience with her sister to find out what clean is.

clean[ kleen ]
adjective
1. free from dirt; unsoiled; unstained: She bathed and put on a clean dress.

That is what the dictionary says clean is. But how free of germs does it need to be before it can be catiogorized as " clean"? Rarity is sure in for a crazy adventure to discover the true clean.

Published 2013-12-19 20:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-19 20:50:04 UTC

Rarity vs dirt

The warm spring air kissed Rarity's face as she waited outside the library. Twilight had called her here because she had a birthday present for her. Rarity tapped here hoof impatiently for Twilight to cone out the the door swung open. "Rarity," Twilight said " come in I have your birthday present for you!" Rarity walked in to see a little purple and green dragon with hearts instead of pupils.

"Rarity," the dragon said "I made you a vanilla cupcake with purple frosting. Hope you like it, if you don't I can eat it for you. Wait that is no what I meant to say I meant to say I will share with you. Wait that's not it either just here." He held in his claw the single most delishus looking cupcake she has ever seen.

"Oh Spike," Said Rarity "It is beautiful!" Spike stared up at rarity the biggist grin across his face.Rarity walked twards the center of the library expecting herself to see sapphires or rubies but she did not the only thing she saw was a dusty old book with a purple ribbon warped around it.

She chose her words carefully to not offend twilight "It is umm nice."

Twilight responded with "It is a spell book for cleaning and germ detection spells! Do you like it !?" Rarity walked up to it circle around it as if she was deciding to kill it or not.

" A little dusty" stated rarity " but it will help me serous my boutique so yes I like it!" She focused on her horn and picked it up with alight blue aura. She was very excited I try it out. Well the store was just cleaned so she could use the germ detection to see where she missed. She opened up the door to the carousel boutique and immediately placed the cupcake in the fridge. Then she remembered that Sweetie Belle was here for the week. She called out to her" Sweetie Belle do not disturb me I am trying out anew spell and the cupcake in the fridge is not yours I got it from Spike!"

A small squeak came from the other room witch rarity assumed was a yes. She trotted up the stairs into her room and eft down the book. Ratity took a deep breath and opened the old book.

"Let's get started," she said. Finally she found what the was looking for. Rarity gasped this was the least complicated spell she has ever seen. She focused and what seemed to be hours she finally was able to cast the spell then everything went dark. When she awoke she was being looked down on by a almost completely green filly. Was that Sweetie Belle?! Wait why is she green was that the color . Wait on the spell it said the germs were green. THIS. IS. THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING."Ahhhhhh! Germs germs every where!!" The green filly looked confused.

" Is that the spell you were talking about oooo that sounds like fun can I help!!!" Rarity scrambled out under what appeared to be her sister Sweetie Belle. Rarity twitched this can't be real she thought the entire room was engulfed in green witch meant germs. They were every where the door was opened and rarity ran down her stairs. She got her extra spray that was behind the hitchhikers guide to equestria . Sweetie belle peeked out behind the door frame. Rarity turned twards her sister.
"DIE!!!!" She yelled to the sun. Her mane was in tangles her eyes ripe with veins but she did not care. Rarity took aim and fired at sweetie belle. The green was gone in ten seconds flat. She let out a sigh of relif . It was gone on sweetie belle only the rest of the Carusel Boutiqe left.

"Ewww, that was discussing" cried sweetie belle.

" It was for the greater good " remarked Rarity then a white cat came in. wait what. The cat was white it's natural color. It was opalescence!! She ran up to the Snow White feline. Her arms (hooves?) warped around the cat and tugged it tight. " ohh opal," cried rarity " I've missed you more than any pony or any thing!"

Sweetie belle frowned and stated " and what am I? Chopped liver?" Rarity took a moment to figure out what she was going to say but she was inturuped by her own screams. Rarity shreicked so loud that rainbow dash was knocked of her cloud still sleeping and preformed a sonic rainboom. Rarity ran over to the sink as fast as she could. Sweetie belle turned and thought why is rarity acting so weird? Sweetie belle stated too rarity "Rarity, I think you need to take a break." Rarity looked quite shocked.

It toke her a while to come up with a comeback for Sweetie Belle, but she finally came up with a statement in return."A break? Why would I ever need a break? See I'm fine! See! SEE!" Rarity twitched. Sweetie Belle recoiled at the sight of her sister. Was she really that crazy about being clean? She questioned. Rarity was in the breakfast nook polishing her knives, for the third time,when Sweetie Belle heard a loud CRASH coming from the breakfast nook. Sweetie Belle galloped in to se if her sister was hurt.

Sweetie belle stared in dis belief. "Umm," Sweetie belle stuttered "Are you okay!?"

Rarity smiled sweetly at her younger sister and simply said "It is just a scratch."

Sweetie belle angrily stated "A scratch! Your tails of!" Rarity had dropped her knife on her tail slicing it of.
"I have had worse," remarked Rarity. Then Rarity noticed the open window and looked outside. Rarity muttered "That is awful so many germs I will just have to clean it!"

Now just for a moment young Sweetie looked grim. The fate of Ponyville rested squarely on her. "Seriously?" Remarked Sweetie belle." Quoting Suessicle! At least quote Oklahoma! Or The Sound of Music! Those were ten times better than Suessicle!" It was Suessicle Jr. "Whatever, I need to stop Rarity from destroying all of Ponyville!" We'll if you don't want my help on how to remind rarity what's important okay. "Remind her what is important. Huh, what is most important to rarity?" Sweetie Belle grinned she knew what was important to Rarity and it was right in the fridge. Sweete Belle trotted over to the fridge and swung the door open. Milk? No. Apple? No. Cupcake? No. Wait cupecake yes. Rarity was heading out the door when Sweetie Belle ran up to her and shoved the cupcake in her mouth.

Rarity smiled "Oh Sweetie Belle I am so sorry!" Sweetie Belle ran up to Rarity and hugged her. The sisters basked in each others warm embrace.

Author's Note

Look I know this is a jungle of errors but please cut me slack I am. Doing this on an IPhone sorry about that. Oh and who ever spots all the references gets to chooses what story I wight next BUT it can NOT can NOT be a clopfic.