Trixalis's Tricks

by SuperUltimateBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Trixie, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1919

With revenge on her mind, Trixie meets Chrysalis, and they hatch a plan against Twilight!

After Trixie meets Queen Chrysalis, the two discover they have a mutual enemy in Twilight. What will Twilight do?

Published 2013-10-02 03:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-02 03:40:03 UTC

A Surprise

Arriving home, Trixie found herself to be bored. She thought she could pass the time by calling a sex hotline. Dialing the number, she put one hoof to her cervix, in preparation.

"Hello?" spoke a very familiar voice.

In panic, Trixie disguised her voice. For, on the receiving end of the phone call, was none other than Twilight Sparkle, herself.

After a few moments, she picked up the phone and put it to her ear.

"Hello." Stammered Trixie in a very meek voice.

"Don't be nervous. If it's your first time, I'll help you. You'd be surprised how many ponies call and tell me that they've never done it before.

"Oh, no. It's not that. It's just that I've heard your voice before."

"I get that too. Everypony in Ponyville knows me."

"I'm a mare. I hope that it doesn't matter to you?"

"Oh, no. That's fine with me. No matter who calls this hotline, I make sure to take care of them."

After a short pause, Twilight spoke again.

"Are you ready?"

"Mhm."

"We'd start out kissing while our hooves would explore eachothers bodies. Our maws would open up further, from enjoyment, and we'd begin to french kiss eachother deeply. Moaning, we'd wrestle our tongues together while circling sweet spots on eachother's bodies." Then, I'd-

"Twilight?"

"Yes?"

Trixie paused.

"I want you to show me instead of telling me."

Twilight was taken aback. She had never had a client tell her that before.

"Well, I get off at six. I can meet you for seven. Does that work for you?"

"Seven sounds great. I'll meet you at the library. Goodbye."

"See you then. Bye."

Hanging up the phone, Trixie breathed a sigh of relief. As much as she hated that unicorn, she was drawn to her in a way. Trixie couldn't explain why, but she did have feelings for Twilight.

A loud knock startled her.

Turning, she opened the door and Queen Chrysalis was standing in the doorway.

"Greetings. Please, come in."

"Thank you."

"I have an idea of how we can enact our revenge."

"Oh?" inquired Chrysalis.

Trixie told her the plan and a wicked grin began to emerge on the queen's mouth.

"That sounds excellent. Trixie, you're a genius."

The two began cackling evily.

Chapter three

Aside from that one phone call, Twilight didn't have a good day. There was one stallion who dialed the wrong number, and there was a filly who somehow dialed the number. She kept reminding herself that the 6 P.M. appointment would be worth it. She was curious, too, so after work, she galloped back home.

Eagerly, her door was flung open, but there was nobody inside. After checking the time, and seeing it was 6:25 P.M. she felt a pang of disappointment. Twilight was on the edge of her seat all day, wondering who this mysterious suitor was.

Feeling that she may as well keep herself busy until her unknown guest showed up, Twilight tided up the library. Once that was complete, she selected a book at random off of the shelf, and began reading.

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

Rushing posthaste to answer, she tripped and bashed her face on a table.

"Ouch," mumbled Twilight, as she rubbed her cheek.

Opening the door, she found Fluttershy waiting there.

"Fluttershy? It's you?" Said an astonished Twilight.

"Um. Of course it's me. I'm the only Fluttershy. I think. I told you yesterday I was coming, remember?"

"Oh, right!"

Handing the library book back to Twilight, that she borrowed, her friend became worried.

"Twilight? Are you okay? You seem really jumpy."

"I'm fine. I was just expecting somepony. I'll, uh, talk to you tomorrow, alright?"

Twilight pushed Fluttershy out of her home and closed the door.

She shot a second glance at the clock.

6:58 P.M.

Sighing, she put the book that her friend had just returned back into it's genre. Why was she so worried?

There was a second knock and Twilight opened the door.

A second surprise

"Greetings, Twilight." cooed the queen of the changelings.

"YOU? What are you doing here?"

Laughing to herself, the changeling responded, "Relax Twilight. I've just accompanied a new friend of mine here. She was the one to make the call."

"What are you talking about?" Twilight asked suspiciously.

Taking a step to the side, Chrysalis revealed Trixie standing, a bit uncomfortably, outside of the treebrary.

"TRIXIE?" Twilight said, shocked.

The two unicorns exchanged looks.

"Yes, Twilight Sparkle. It is I, The Great And Powerful Trixie!"

"I don't understand."

Trixie let out an exasperated sigh.

"I'm afraid that I don't either, Twilight. It's just that, I feel such a warm connection with you. You seem like a kindred spirit. I know we were bitter rivals in the past, but, I can't deny it any longer, Twilight."

"What are you saying?"

Taking a step into Twilight's home, Trixie looked into her eyes.

"I love you, Twilight."

It was now or never. Trixie took another step into her house, and kissed the lavender unicorn, right on her lips.

Embarrassed, the blue unicorn broke the kiss quickly.

"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."

"I wasn't done."

This time, Twilight dove at Trixie.

Passionately, the two kissed eachother, and their tongues explored the other's mouth.

The lights went off, there was a loud crack, and something heavy fell to the floor.

More stuff

When Twilight could see again, she found herself tied to the radiator, and Trixie and Chrysalis staring at her.

"Ah, she awakens." cooed Chryssy.

Panicking, Twilight tried to teleport to escape, but found herself unable to do so. Her horn felt as if it were on fire.

"What's going on? Why can't I use my magic?"

"Silence, bitch." said Chryssy, before unleashing a ripe fart into Twilight's mouth.

"If you must know, I rendered your horn ineffective. I hurled the heaviest book that I could find at your head, and it hit you square in the horn. Your horn is broken, and the impact caused you to black out.

"What did-" Twilight began, before Chrysalis interrupted her.

"Silence. Unless you want another helping of my ass gas."

Trixie spoke for the first time since Twilight awoke.

"My, my, how the tides have changed."

Twilight could do nothing but stare at her.

Trixie continued.

"You see, Twilight, the queen and I concocted this plan earlier. We both had a mutual enemy in you. And you know the old adage, right? The enemy of my enemy is my friend?"

Twilight nodded.

"Well, we teamed up and enacted this plan of revenge on you, and here we are."

Nearby, Queen Chrysalis laughed.

"It hurts me a little to do this, Twilight, because my feelings for you are true. However, I can not dismiss the torment you put me through, and how you ruined my reputation."

Trixie looked at Chrysalis, and nodded.

"The queen, who feeds off love, told me that you felt the same way about me. I know your true feelings, as well." However, certain actions can't be forgotten, and there are always repercussions." Trixie said.

"What she's getting at," interrupted Chryssy. "Is that you're going to watch her and I buck right in front of you."

Twilight hung her head. It was true that she had feelings for Trixie. She couldn't bear to watch this. She shut her eyes.

"I don't think, so, Sparkle," yelled the Queen, and she stabbed her horn roughly into her arm, jolting her to open her eyes.

"You see, if you don't watch this, I may have to enact my revenge taking over Equestria, and I know you don't want that do you?"

Twilight said nothing but continued to stare.

"Very good, Twilight. Now, watch this."

Queen Chrysalis, took Trixie's face in her hooves, and brushed their lips together.

Anger fueled inside the lavender unicorn, but there was nothing she could do.

With a moan, Trixie returned the kiss, and soon, the two were making out harder than a preteen on a first date.

Trixie laid down, and the queen began thrusting her horn into the mares pussy.

Hearing an approval moan, she continued.

Once she orgasmed, the queen inclined her horn to Twilight.

"Eat up."

Twilight, reluctantly, but obediently, did so. The taste was horribly overpowering. It tasted like sadness, failure, and dragon dildo.

Trixie then lapped up Queen Chrysalis's pussy. To her, it tasted wonderful. She took a mouthful and spat it in Twilight's face.

"Ha-ha."

The two fucked like porn stars right in front of Twilight.

Once both of them reached orgasm, they kissed again.

Then, they killed Twilight.

ZE END.

The Party

Outside, Celestia's sun was shining down fiercely, and it was a very hot and humid day. Inside, Trixie was gloomy. Since she was one-upped by Twilight, there seemed to be a dark cloud that, wherever she went, followed her. The sky blue unicorn was reduced to performing magic tricks at the birthday parties of colts and fillies.

"This is ridiculous. I, Trixie, shouldn't be pampering to these ponies," Trixie thought. "I should be on tour, performing my routine in every town of Equestria." It just wasn't fair.

"Behold! For The Great And Powerful Trixie is about to blow your mind!"

Trixie's horn began to glow in a bright blue hue and out came a few ribbons and balloons that seemed to dance in the wind. Nearby, the children started cheering. Their tiny minds were fascinated by the performance.

Hearing the adulation from the, albeit, tiny crowd, brought a grin to Trixie's face.

"Thank you one. Thank you all. For I, Trixie, can do anything with my magic.

The unicorn continued to perform for another hour, until the party came to a close. She was paid her bits and went on her way.

"Do you hear that, Twilight Sparkle? That's the sound of others cheering for Trixie!" said Trixie, as she walked down the dirt road.

She knew that Twilight wouldn't think it impressive that she became the magician for foals birthday parties, but still, Trixie didn't care. She had that, and the lavender unicorn didn't.

One day, Trixie would show that upstart who was boss. Luckily for her, that day was today.

"Well, well, well," said an unfamiliar voice. "I can see that you are also an enemy of Twilight Sparkle's. Perhaps we can team up and bring her down."

"Who are you? Show yourself!" Trixie demanded.

Feeling a tap on her shoulder, the unicorn whirled around to find a black creature standing before her. It had holes all over it's legs, green eyes, wings, and a black horn sat atop it's head. It was the queen of the changelings.

"You can call me Queen Chrysalis, and I assure you, that you can trust me."

"Why should I team up with you?"

"I nearly took over Canterlot with my changeling army, and, just like you, I despise that Twilight Sparkle. She and her friends cost me my goal, and I've been plotting my revenge since. I just so happened to be flying overhead, when I heard you mention her name. So, do we have a deal?"

Trixie pondered the proposal for a moment before extending a hoof.

"Deal."

The queen shook her hoof and a wicked grin came to her face.

"Excellent. I have some business to attend to at my hive, but I will contact you shortly."

Chrysalis flew off and Trixie continued her walk down the dirt road.