eqestrian life

by darkshield2012

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Human, Comedy
Length: 1071

this is a test on how well i can write humans in eqestria

it all started when i was doing some hunting, and just my luck this happens

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-05 03:46:13 UTC

how it happened

Colin's POV

"there you are." i whisper as i slowly crouch walk towards a deer I've been hunting for the past few days. i slung my g36c with acog, fore grip, and silencer that i named LUNA with blue duck tape across my back and pull out my hatchet DARING (a dusty colored old thing but it still is in good shape) and jumped at the dear. the dear saw me and turned to bolt before the hatchet made contact with the back of its neck. i pulled the hatchet out of the dear and put it back in it's sheath, as i was tying up the dear i heard a strange noise in the trees. dropping the dear i pull out my trusty 44.magnum (a gold and white pistol with Celestia carved on the side.) and aimed at the trees before a flash of bright light and some sort of portal appeared below me."aw shiiiiiiii

3rd person POV:

the changeling queen laughed as she had just taken control of canterlot. "your majesty." a changeling said as he bowed "we have brought the six you wished for." he finished before taking his post next to another changeling guard near the corner. "you'll never get away with this!" twilight yelled. "what are you going to do? without the elements your powerless." the queen countered before hearing a portal sound. "whats that?" she asked before a portal appeared above her.

Colin's POV:

"iiiiiitt!" i yelled as the portal swallowed me up. "oof!" i say as i land on some sort of figure. "where am i?" i ask but before i can process whats going on a black blur is flying towards me. i duck it and unsling LUNA from my back and wait for the figure to strike again. i hear a buzz behind me and i duck while spinning, when the figure is a arms length away i hit it in the back of the head with the stock of my gun, knocking it into the ground with a satisfying crunch. I hear another buzzing and reach behind me, grabbing it's head i throw it into the air before slinging LUNA onto my back and pulling out DARING. the creature spins around and charges me again and i throw the hatchet at it's head and listen to the sound of the body hit the floor. i walk over and take my hatchet out of it's skull and sheath the weapon.

twilight's POV:

all of us stood in shock at this new creature. it was tall almost as tall as Celestia and wore really strange cloths that not even rarity would design. it turned around and looked at us before saying "well i now i know were i am, but i think i just made a bad impression." before running at us and jumping over our heads.

Colin's POV:

I ran towards the door and was about to reach it when something lifted me off the ground. i turn my head and saw twilight's horn glowing. "magic of course." i sighed. " what are you and why are you here?" twilight asked "well I'm a human and i have no idea why i was teleported here from my world but if my memory is correct there are about a thousand changelings out there who are angry and causing destruction." "so let me go and i will stall them" i tried to convince. the magical glow around me faded and i smacked face first into the ground. "ow!" i yelled as i got up, "you could have let me land on my feet." i hissed at twilight while she and the rest of the mane six turned to help cadence. i turned around and pulled out Celestia and headed towards the door when a southern voice from behind me said "are you sure you can handle that many changelings?" "don't worry i got it." i replied in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice before kicking the door open and sprinting down the hall.

as i entered a garden of some sort i noticed three changelings chasing a brown stallion with a hourglass for a cutie mark. "hey idiots!" i yell, the changelings stop chasing the stallion and turn toward me. "yeah you, you look like Swiss cheese." i taunted, the three charged me and i ducked behind cover as they opened fire with bolts of magic. jumping up i brought Celestia up and aimed at the head of one. i waited till they got closer before pulling the trigger. the 44mm round went through the head of the changeling and the force knocked the creature back a good ten feet. the next one i shot in the body knocking it into it's buddy. i walked over to the stallion and reached my hand out to help him up. "who are you" he asked "I'm Colin and your doctor whooves i presume." i replied with a smirk. "why yes. how did you know me?" he questioned in a worried tone "I'm not from around here and we've met somewhere else before." i answered. "well i better go check on derpy." he said quickly before turning and sprinting off. i stood there for a moment before i heard a scream from the castle. "Crap!" i yell as i start to run towards the throne room.

twilight's POV :

I was blasting magic bolts at the changelings as they swarmed the thrown room while applejack and the rest were fighting the rest when the strange creature rushed in shooting left and right with his weapon. "twilight put up a shield!" it yelled  while crouching next to me. "fine!" i replied and started charging the spell. i cast the spell around us and held it there while everypony made a plan when suddenly cadence embraced shinning and her magic brought him out of his trance. then a giant boom was heard and all the changelings went flying.

3rd POV:

The next day the mane six and the figure took the train to ponyville upon arrival everypony departed to there own place to check on their families except for twilight and the figure. "follow me you will be staying at my place until we can figure out where you came from,and also whats your name?" twilight said. "my name is colin." the figure replied with a smirk "and i have a feeling that this is just the beginning."