there goes ponyville.....

by YOitzGEEZUS

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 26519

if this is good plz comment so i know i shuld make moore

spike is on his own after the mane 6, and big mac and caramel leave for canterlot, spike is left alone with twilight's laptop, a few potions, and a mind full of rarity, what the hell is gonna happen?

Published 2012-03-01 20:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-27 01:44:01 UTC

chapter 1

Author’s note: this is my first time to achieve such greatness…
..Shit’s gonna get magical, prepare your anus!

Spike here, shutup author! I made the first two! dumbass...anywho, here we go!

As the pair moved up to the bedroom…spike and rarity were already embraced with each other’s lips, the purple and green dragon was holding his prize; for a small dragon he was awfully muscular. Going to the bedroom the marshmallow colored mistress looked up to her lover “spike, I just want you to know that I was simply crazy in love with you when I saw you come into ponyville…..you were and still are a very handsome dragon, I just want you to know that this will be special for me as well”.
“Well I did save myself for you rarity; bitches all around this town want my sexy body” spike replied, looking deep in her beautiful sapphire eyes.
Spike thought to himself, “oh yea, dat plot, imma nail this mare so hard, celestia is gonna get jealous”
As they landed on the soft, comfy, mattress, rarity looked at spike’s large…..yogurt slinger…and gave him the most seductive look ever it would make molestia extremely jealous… “Spike, I’m going to buck you so hard, applejack will feel it.”
The purple dragon, waiting so long in his life to receive this awesome pleasure, looking at the mare slowly go down his chest….kissing his body also.
“I love you rarity”
“You too spike”

SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!

He woke up, firstly noticing he was clutching his pillow between his thighs, sweating vigorously………dammit, it was so real. Leaving a sweat shadow behind, he stood up, cracked his neck, spine and fins, and headed downstairs. A pissed off, violet pony, was staring into spike’s soul, “SPIKE, WHY IS MY LAPTOP FULL OF RECENT HISTORY OF PLAYBRONY?!” Reality, hitting him like a brick.

"umm...well..."

"Well?"

"Heh, you see....."

One month ago....

Twilight and the rest of the mane six were going to canterlot, doing “important things” as Rainbow called it, pulling in caramel and big mac closer to her, spike rolling his eyes as applejack showed a face of disgust. The seven ponies were all ready, except twilight who, alphabetizing her socks by the color of the rainbow.

As they waited for a carriage, spike was just gazing at the plot that was in front of him……….."Dat….ass"………..he was so busy enveloped at the thought of her pale plot, that he didn’t notice that they were all gone for almost an hour.
Spike, then snapped back into reality by his own pool of drool…. scurried into the library…..
“Wow” spike said “a whole place to myself, I wonder how long twilight and her friends will be in canterlot.”

“It’s going to be lonely in here…….all by myself…..”

“Myself…………”

The once, little dragon, then had the biggest perverted smile known to dragon kind.
He then turned on to twilight’s computer, waiting vigorously for the dam thing to start. “For celestia’s sake……..hurry up!”

The computer screen became blank for a short period of time, then went that tune (u know that fuckin loud ass noise from windows? The DAAA DAA DUN DUUUN!!!) and scared the shit out of spike. (apparently, twilight left the sound on high.)
Recovering from a mass heart attack….spike, his eyes bloodshot, legs shaking, clutching his heart, went up to his bed, went into fetal position, and went to sleep.

THE NEXT DAY….

Ugh………..

The dragon woke up from a hellish nightmare, full of evil robots trying to kill him, yelling: DA DA DUN DUUUN! He shuddered at this; this was the scariest thing he had ever experienced……more than discord, more than evolved twilight, more than……he gasped…..Pinkie rage! No, it wasn’t as scary as pinkie rage. Nothing.is.worst.than.pinkie.rage………NEVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER. Like, four evers! It made spike extremely nauseous at his brain tried to COMPREHEND pinkie logic, which was extremely painful.

Noticing that it was morning, he brushed his teeth, took a piss, a shower, and went down to the library. He noticed that the laptop was still on………and there was a large puddle of piss that was once where he shit(in this case pissed) himself, spike was extremely scared of that fucking demonic noise that hollered from that machine.

He walked very slowly, creeping up to the volume button that was on the side of the computer. Then, just like that, it was over. Spike felt extremely proud that he owned the computer.

The next thing he did was put on twilight’s apple pod (applejack’s cousin, apple jobs, had invented before he died of being murdered and turning into a decorative cupcake) and set the song to Eurobeat’s hit song: living tombstone remix, Discord. Bobbing his head to the music, he was preparing to make blue waffles, with a side of scrambled eggs and some milk (yea, milk) and some sausage links. (Yea, you heard me)…

While cooking all this stuff, spike was singing the lyrics

‘’discord! Somtin!somtin!somtin!
And sleeping in the middle of an afternoon,
Discord! Somtin,somtin,somtin
To make pain go awaaaaaay! (I don’t know the lyrics, don’t judge me)
discorouououououooooooo!''

it was done, the monster of a breakfast was done.....the waffles: a mixture of cinnamon,blueberry jam, and batter. SWEET GEEZUS it looked good.

The eggs: like jesus' halo did a shit and placed it on the plate, amazingly bright yellow, a bit of pepper, and some mozzerella cheese drizzled at the top.

The sausages: oh god the sausages, like discord took a shit that was separated into awesome, brown, meaty, salty pieces of MEAT. spike almost......well...you know. at the awesomeness that was in front of him.

Updated

what happened after that

Before you read fixate your eyeballs on the chapter,
I want to thank I'mJustAnotherBrony and Streakthefox for
inspiring me to do this, this is for ya guys!
Swag!

enjoi!

As the reptile finished his amazing dish, he threw the plate in the air and used his teleportation flames, turning the dish into ashes.(cuz,you know,washing dishes is for pussies) He swept up the remaining plate with a broom, dumped the ashes into the garbage, and put it in the closet then went to the main part of the library.

He approached the middle bookshelf, clicked a button on one of the shelves in which the button was concealed, and watched as the bookshelf turned to the right side to reveal a twin of very large speakers which he rigged the apple pod with a chord, and changed the song. This time, it was DUBSTEP. The reason why Spike liked this type of music reminded him of his parents, Geezus knows why......as the song began, he was getting ready to start his day on the Equenet, The possibilities..... he thought.

He clicked on the Equenet explorer icon and dragged the cursor into wubwoogle's search tab and was thinking what to type.

Then he remembered.....

HELL YEA! A KNEW EPISODE OF MY LITTLE HUMAN THIS WEDNESDAY! just gotta get on ponytube and.....

For the second time, he was scared shitless. He was focusing so hard on typing that he forgot the dubstep,"FIRE..." and a horde of mechanical sounds BOOMED from the speakers.Yet again he was forced into fetal position, covering his fins as he was down."MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!".

After a minute of INTENSE BASS, the dragon then realised the song then turned back to the robot's voice; that vaguely remembered him of the robots that were chasing him from his nightmare.......It was going into the next PHASE...

Oh crap.....must.......turn off the s-s-sound before next cannon fire!..Spike was crawling, covering his fins just in case he was too late, was reaching for the apple pod.

....................Time stopped......Spike was almost there.Everything was going slo-mo as he was reaching for the apple-pod. His mind was literally full of fuck, grabbed the apple pod, and ripped off the chord. Just in time, the song stopped at 1:55. Spike could'nt hear. He was in complete derp right now. "so I guess that's why the lyrics say that." he said,laying on the wooden floor, recovering from the song.

"maybe I'll turn off the sound for while"

The purple dragon slowly walked back the laptop that was already on screensaver which said: 20% cooler, and moved the mouse. He was already on the ponytube, all he had to do was start it.

TWENTY TWO MINUTES LATER....

"oh man, this.....is the greatest show like.....ever"

Spike had just finished watching "hearts and hands day". He was chuckling a bit.

"wow, those hobby crusaders are something, they were pretty eager to see their teacher and ann's brother together"

"Aliright, back to the internet!"

Right then, he burped a mesage.

"Man, i really freaking hate that, I'm going to talk to Celestia about that."

He then remembered last time he argued about something........

.........mmmph!.........gasp!................."p-p-p-p-princess! I'm sorry! I did'nt mean to argue about who has the greatest plot in Equestria! I did'nt mean it! Honest!"

Spike was in Canterlot, hanging out with his old stallion bros. They were arguing about the best plot in all of Equestria.
"Quite, though i do conquer that Fleur de lis has a nice flank as well..." "Oh please.....have you even loooked at the moon goddesses'? it is most curved and absolutely astonishing!"said a white stallion with a curly blue mustache."oh pish posh!"
"nay!" "absolutely not!"

"stallions,please,we all know that Rarity from Ponyville has the greatest flank in Equestria!" Spike butted in saying. "Mmm quite.." I say!" "Indeed" "Good show!" Spike was pleased with his fellow bronies as they were agreeing.

Before he knew it, he was transported into celestia's dungeon.

"Annnnnnnnd?" celestia's pupils were extremely small, staring into Spike's soul with a wicked smile, also covering spike in her bodily umm... fluids.

Spike was in a dungeon, he was being tortured by the princess herself. This was two months ago.
He was gasping for air everytime Celestia would get off of his face( he was strapped to the floor) with her royal ass
and gave him a while to breathe. This has been going on for five hours.straight.

"Y-y-y-y-you have the uh.... greatest plot in all of Equestria?" Spike replied sheepishly.

"Annnnnnnnnnd?"

" Ummm....Rarity is a attention whore who is a ugly stuck up bitch?" The dragon was regretting these words.

"Mhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...." At this point, celestia was staring at him, drenching spike with her spit.

"A-a-a-and, if I were a p-p-p-pony, I would buck you so hard.......Applejack would feel it?"

"I CAME!" Celestia shouted, as a milky substance sprayed the floor of the dungeon. "Thank you Spike, *panting* you may proceed with your day.....feel free to pass by anytime to tell me how......naughty I am...." celestia, now having a extremely estacic face, but still was looking at Spike in a seductively manner.

The dragon's mind was in complete confusion, fuck,despair,and embarrassment.

"Uhhhh...ok.....KTHANKSBAI!" Spike then rushed out of the dungeon and proceeded to get a ticket to Ponyville.He was looking wasted ( to get a hint of that, look at my profile picture) When he was inside the train, he was panting from running... he was so scared he couldn't even talk right.

"ticket please" the pony conductor had asked Spike. He didnt know what to say, "Excuse me sir, your ticket."

"......." the dragon wasn't talking, he was staring into space, fearing what has been done to him...

"Sir, your ticket..." the conductor asked once again....

"(sigh) Sir, if you don't have a ticke...."

"THE PRINCESS STUFFED HER ASS IN MY FACE!!"

All the passengers in the train looked at Spike.

the conductor gave him a "are you fucking kidding me face".

"I'm sorry but your making the ponies in the train nervous, I'm going to ask you to leave the train.."

"..................."

"FUS RO DAH!"

And Spike has been banned from the Pony Express train ever since.

see what i did there?

yea, far out

I made this one longer, hope you like it!

"Ugh.......oh-h.....god...why?"

He had just finished the memory that reminded him of the last time he argued about something that invlolved the princess. He wished he never went to canterlot that day.

Nothing was the same after that, the princess would give him looks. everytime she stopped by.It didn't stop there, after he would send Twilight's letters of friendship, the Princess would send a reply to Twilight's message there would be a little P.S for Spike from Celestia that would say such things as: thank you Spikey-wikey OR sexy dragon at the end of every message.

He thought he wasn't safe ever again from that day on....

"Oh well, back to the message.."

He started reading what looked like Twilight's writing.........

Dear Spike,

As you know, me, the rest of the girls, and the guys are in Canterlot, we are having what Pinkie calls a "blast" even though it is impossible to have so much fun for an explosion to occur.

The first thing we did when we arrived was relax, so we decided to go to a bar called "Thirsty's" and had a great time, I was completely suprised that the ponies inside the bar noticed us so fast! We are so well known at Canterlot, that we have our own drinks!

Mine consisted of cloud mist, alchohol, and some chardonnay,it is so me!

Rainbow Dash has a drink called "the spectrum" which has zapapple cider, vodka and beer!

Applejack has "Applejack Daniels" which is hard whiskey with hard cider made with her own apples.

Rarity has a vodka mix known as "the exsquisite" that has specs of gold inside it!

Fluttershy has, has a uh.....Pina Colada

and Pinkie Pie has the "BRAIN EXPLOSION" which is a mix of all the drinks with three times the concentrate, with the mixture of all the types of the famous energy drink here, "Four Loko" and a little bit of "sugar" as the bartenders call it. Well, we went and asked for our own drinks....and with one sip of our own mixes, we all fell in love with our drinks (except for Caramel and Big Mac). I couldnt say the same for Pinkie, With one sip she had the following symptons: muscle spasms, redness of eyes, insanity, flailing limbs, minor explosions from her head, she somehow disappeared out of nowhere, reappeared with cupcakes made out of fire encircling her, then faceplanted on the floor, she then got up and got another sip.....

After a long night of drinking, Big Mac had to bring Applejack on his back, and Caramel brung Rainbow on his back.( they had a massive drinking contest) Pinkie was um...floating to the hotel, I was a little tipsy but Rarity and Fluttershy helped me get there in one piece. Princess Celestia gave us the "V.I.P suite" in the hotel, full with cameras all around the suite just in case if someone breaks in, and all the recordings go to Celestia herself! the cameras are on 24/7! isnt it amazing Spike? She must really care for us!

But nothing out of the ordinary Spike, have a good time!

P.S- Spike, I'm sorry that your all alone all by yourself,I want to give you something. I was waiting for the right time to give it to you, but i think now is the time, inside of the left twin speaker is a plastic package with small portions of paper of some sort,with a kind of mossy substance in it.

Zecora gave this to me a few months ago,I never got time to use it, but I thought you needed this more than me. She said it makes you feel good, though I don't know how excactly, but you are a smart dragon, I think you can find out yourself.

Love, (your best friend)

Twilight

"WEED!" Spike hollered

He knew fondly of this material........

Spike had a message to give to Zecora from Twilight. It was a list of plants for some potions she was making to relinquish diseases in ponyville. He was walking into the forest for a good ten minutes and reached Zecora's hut. Spike realised that the door was closed. He knocked but nobody answered. The reptile then went to the backside of the hut, nope, no door.....wait. There was a small window just big enough for him to fit in. It was a few feet above the ground. He jumped and crawled into the window.With a loud thud, he scared the shit out of her.

Zecora was in the main room, smoking something...

"umm..uhh...Spike!" trying to conceal the substance...her pupils were small, looking at the dragon who suprised her "you were as loud as a umm......bike!"

*Spike puts on a "are you fucking kidding me" face*

"Your rhyme didnt make any sense Zecora,what is up with you and what is that your hiding?"

"Alright Spike, this...*pulls out* is weed...." Zecora didn't care that she didn't rhyme.

"Okaaaay........what is it?"

"it makes you high"

"what does that mean?"

"ugh....you do not know about marajuana no?" starting to rhyme again.

"is it a filly mexican wrestler?"

"no"

"then what the buck is it?"

"just light the end of the stick, dragon prick." she said, playfully.

He did so

"Now, suck it in, this isn't a sin!" she demanded.

Spike inhaled......

*caugh* *caugh* "Zecora! how can you like this stuff?" he disliked the foul taste in his mouth.

"give it time, then you won't whine" she said smirking.

He did this for about a few seconds. He started to feel strange.

"Wooooooooaaaaa.......like, Zecora.....like what's wrong with my claws? their soo......clawy...." looking at his claws.
He was feeling weird, but....it felt good.

"the weed is at full speed!"
Zecora was happily clopping her hooves together as the dragon was getting high...
"you like the high, don't you little guy?"

I-i-it's like an elephant jizzed in my mouth, but it tastes like diamonds..."

"I like what I see in front of me!"

he took another puff,"yea, far out dude.."

For about a few hours, him and Zecora were talking about why the world is purple, and why the sky was blue.

"Like, what does it mean!?" Zecora said, crying and laughing at the same time.

"Woaaaaa" He then passed out. When he woke up, he was in the library.....and was really hungry.

HE LOVED THAT SHIT.

I NEEEEEED IT.....

He then ran to the speaker, opened the back of it with brute strength, and brung that shit upstairs......almost tripping in the process.

He opened the glorious box, seeing the glorious rolls......soo.... beautiful

"come to spikey-wikey"

"Awwwww.....this sucks"

Applebloom was stuck with Granny Smith while her sister, and Macintosh were out having the time of their lives. It's been one day since they left and she was extremley bored.She was on the patio with Granny Smith.

"It a'int that bad lil' sugarcube! We can have a great time a'hn the..."

"Fuck that shit ma-maw"

"oh, uh ok thien" she sadly proceeds to walk inside the house.

"Now, what can ah do to stop ma boredom....."

Scoot ain't here, pretty sure she's in Canterlot too stawlkin' Rainbow.... she thought.

Sweety ain't here too! she's in Manehattan visting her Ant!

she gasped mentally...."Spike!! he's here! I hope he ain't sleepin right naow!

she then immediately started galloping to the Library. This is going to be so great! she noted in her mind.

a whole entire month with an aweome dragon! Although they never really had any physical contact with eachother, she knew Spike well. He liked gems, Rarity.......well, that's it. He was a nice dragon, hell, he is the only dragon she ever met......and he was kinda cute.

His sharp, cute green fins he had for "so-called hair". And his deep, dark emerald eyes that would stare into her soul everytime he would say "hi" to her everytime he briefly saw her after school from getting gems for Rarity. His ass, oh Gawd dat ass.....She was now fully thinking sexually about Spike. I'd liek to put that tail of his in mah "mph!"

She faceplanted on the library's front door. She had no idea that she was traveling so fast.

AH NEEEEED HIEM... she said swoonfully.

She knocked on the door.

"Spike? you in here?"

"hello?"

She was about to turn home when the door slowly opened. Smoke bursted out of the door, she squinted, noticing a similiar figure.

"sup?"

art thou mad fellow brony?

The Plan

This is gonna be so awesome!

Onward!

Applebloom was looking at the sight that bestowed upon her....

"Uh, Spike are yew alriet?" Applebloom had never seen the dragon in a state like this.

"nah gurrl, I'm like totally fine n shit" Spike was leaning on the side of the door, with the weed hanging out of his mouth.
His voice was.......different.....

He let out a puff of smoke

"You sure, cuz ya look like you drank a bottle of Applejack daniels......" with a concerned look at her face. She was a few feet away from Spike but moved closer.

"It's aaallll gewd!" Spike replied with a layback voice.He raised his arms straight-up then flailed them forward to her.

"Ohkay, well uh, I was a'wonderin if ah could, you know, hang around with yew in the Library and stuff" She was kicking her front hoof, hoping that the dragon was getting what she was saying.

"Sure dude,like, come right'ien" Spike pointed inside. Looking at Bloom's plot sliding side to side as she went inside. Dat ass......

she noticed...

He closed the door and lead the way for Bloom, they sat on a nearby couch, they sat down. Both did'nt know what to say, they were akwardly looking at space.....

"Sooooo, ummmm....." Bloom was being was being impatient. Cum awn Spak, think! Ah want yew!

Spike was so caught up in the moment he did'nt know what to say.......

He blurted out

"hey 'Bloom, wanna try sum weed?"

"Hmm?" She died a little....

"You never herd of weed before?"

"Ah, uh, no, w-w-what is it?" she was confuzzled, what the hell is weed?

"It's this stuff that makes you feel SO, AWESOME!" He pressed his cheeks together, eyes sparkling. (kinda like Rainbow dash's face but more stoned)

She did'nt know what the big idea was about this weed...

"well, I can't explain it to you, but if wanna try it, your free to try some." Spike knew he was'nt gonna get laid, he messed up.

*sigh* "okay, gimme some" She was up for anything, she was just rejected, she wanted to delete the history of ever coming here.

"Here, suck on the tube,*handing her a roll...noticing she did'nt have claws, he offered some help* uhhh.... lemme help you....."

Spike puts the roll in her mouth, Applebloom was a little mischevious....."Spak, ah don't...."

"Stop talking and inhale!" The little dragon lit up the end. a little green flame was at the end, soon the embers were showing out of the burnt side. the yellow pony sucked in.

"* cough* *cough* ack!" Just as expected, she also did'nt like the first take in as well....

"just suck in for like three more times" she did so..

"this is nasty, why wuld ah...." It kicked in. Everything was wavy, her eyes widened, it was amazing.

"WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!" she was screaming for no reason. But to her, she was in a vortex with rainbows, wasted Spikes, and apples.

"Ya feel it brah?" Spike was eager for her reply.

Apparently, she was on the floor, hollering for a good twenty minutes.

after that, she changed......something about her, wasn't there.......

She got up and looked straight into the reptile's face....he knew something was up.

"Uh....'Bloom....you, uh ok?"

She looked into his reptilian, emerald green eyes oh so seductively, he moved in closer to Spike, now only centimeters away. He could feel her breath....."Spike......"

"Uh, yea?"

"..................

you want to rob a bank?" giving him a kiss on the cheek that lasted for twenty seconds....

HOOOOOLLLLLYYYYY GEEEEEEZAAAAAS!

"Hauhaoohayauhhh......" Spike was drooling. He was in his own world, he was sorrounded by Rarities, gems, and sex.

basically...this

"I'll take that as a yes" she had no accent, just a plain,sexy voice was left. (well, for Spike she did)

"Okay, first we need supplies, I know just where to get them."

She took some paper from a drawer next to the laptop.

"Um sure, what is it?" Spike just recovered from the kiss

"Guns.... She replied, as she was drawing a map of some sort.

"Guns? what the hell are those?" Spike was dumbfounded. "And why do you want to rob a bank?"

"I don't know, it always wanted it to be a thing I wanted to do. Anymore questions?"

" Where are these guns and what are they used for?"

"Spike, a hundred years ago, royal guards of celestia had guns, they had the guns usually to protect Celestia. But the princess didn't want to make more bullets because they cost alot of money; bullets are projectile that fly out of the machine when you pull a trigger and it shoots these bullets *holding up a box of ammunition* into a certain object or pony.so she told the guards to throw them all away because they had no use......seriously, who would try to mess with her?"

"So wait, how do you know about guns if you've never seen them?"

"Me and the girls found some about a month ago while looking for our stalker cutie marks......"

"Woa....that's cool"

"Let's go" Applebloom trotted out the door, Spike at her side.
It was about 3:00 in the after noon, the day slightly breezy. The trees in Sweet Apple Acres were swaying just a bit as they approached the farm.

Applebloom lead Spike deeper into the acres...

"*pant* *pant* Geez Bloom, you know it's hard to run high right?"

"Shutup, we're here"

Spike noticed it was the a clubhouse, he's never been or seen inside there before. He never really had time for anything. He was always sending messages for Twilight or Help Rarity with her business, he never had time to be a kid.....he was always like an adult.

"Why are we here?"

"are you mentally disabled Spike?, for the guns of course!"

"oh yea, right" the weed was having some effect on him.

"Come inside spike, don't be shy."

As they went up the ramp and into the clubhouse, he was thinking....hard.

Ohmygawdohmygawdohmygawd, I'm not ready, I'm not ready........is she gonna kill me?

"Here they are!"

With her teeth, she opened a box that said: CAUTION! DANGEROUS CARGO and looked inside....

"aren't they beautiful?" Four assault rifles that said Thompson were lined up to the right, followed by eight pistols which said: .44 Magnum "Magnum.....where have I seen that? *gasp* Twilight! she has a box that says that in one of her drawers! Where did she get this gun? That's why stallions kept frequently meeting her this month, she got a hold of one of those guns a-a-and stallions would pay her to shoot it or something! Seems legit I guess. She did'nt want me to shoot it cuz i'll shoot myself......smart Twilight....smart

I know what your thinking and yes, yes it happens.

LET'S DO THIS!

Aight back to the story

Remember: When you see the link, open it in another tab so you can get the rhythm. (it gets good in da middle)

Warning: Prepare your anus.

also I do know somethings are not true, relax, I know

The yellow pony rolled the plan up,then took out two suits, from a secret closet hidden in the wall. He tossed Spike his suit.

"Alright Spike, grab two of each....." she said, tossing him the rifles,she attached her two Tommy's onto a special harness on her back, carefully putting in huge cartriges next to the assault rifles, it said 100,000 count.

It was already 8:00, She had a radio which was preset to a station which played a song that went with the mood at the time. Spike at the time didn'nt even know what time it was, when he was high, time went fast. He was dressing in style for the bank heist, wearing a blue suit, ski mask, and a picture of Rainbow dash to cover his face.

"Here, take this knife too, just in case." She hoofs him a very weird knife. (hoofs=hands)

confused, he said " Bloom' wadafuq is this?"

it's called a butterfly knife, I found it next to the box with the guns, only guards with magic could use them beacause other types of pony couldn't hold them, but you can. Try it out." She said as she was putting on a suit similaiar to Spike's, but more feminine. "I called it butterfly because the're are two handles, is very lightweight, and very manuverable, similair to a butterfly correct?"

He tried to open it, but that did't work. He then tried for five minutes just to open the damn thing, he fnally opened it. After at least five minutes he tried different stabbing moves, flipping out the knife in and out. He was extremely well with cutlery for such a small dragon who learned how to control it in at least 10 minutes, cutting himself a few times on the way.

"So Bloom', how do I look?" Holding some weed in one hnd.

"Like a'miilion bucks." the applebucker says as she leans over and gives him a playful kiss. He once again felt a tingling sensation across his cheeks. he put the RD picture and put it in one of his pockets.

"Alright, next we need something for a fast escape, I have just the thing at the barn, let's go get it." Her and Spike walk down the ramp then drift back into the forest of apple trees.....

They walking for at least five minutes now, she was completely silent. So many thing were going were going through the dragon's brain. Spike couldn't help but ask Applebloom some things......

"Hey um, Applebloom, * puff* I want to ask you something...." he said, still playing with the knife in his hand.

"what is it?" seeming a little pissed, but calm.

"Um, uh why are kissing me all of a sudden?"

"Oh Celestia, Spike!" she starts to laugh out of nowhere.

"Why are you laughing?" he was done with a roll, throwing it on the ground and stompped on it. He gets a container from one of his pockets, then takes out another roll.

"Spike, your so bucking retarded! It's because I fucking love you!" still laughing, how did he not get the signs?

"uhh, sure whatever man." sucking in the fumes. He was suprised, but did'nt show it, the weed was calming his nerves.

"I have a question for you Spike, when we get back from the heist, in which I know it will be successful....you want to make out?" Looking at spike, raising one of her eyebrows.

"Sure" HOLY SHIT. IS SHE FOREAL??? OH GAWD, I WONDER WHAT THIS ONE TASTES LIKE.......

The walking continued for another five minutes, the tension between the two was unbearable, both wanted eachother bad, but they didn't how to how to show it.

"Here we are Spike." They appraoached sweet apple acre's barn. Sweet Celestia thank you...

"Aight" Geezus crust thank you...

"Open the doors."

He separated the doors and pulled them out. In the middle of the barn was an old, but a modern looking automobile.

"This is a prototype, if you would say so. An engine meant for speed, up to 861 ponypower, this motherbucker is faster than a train, and can shake the ground..........the perfect escape vehicle."

"Like......woa, man..."

Spike was in awe as he gazed upon the machine....The awesomeness that was in front of him. He has never seen a vehicle like this....It was beautiful. The black color, it's wheels, the upholstrey.

"So what do you think?" raising an eyebrow.

"Fucking beautiful..."

"Let's hop in" Taking Spike by his claw, approaching the vehicle, Spike placed the harness with the two assault rifles and his with dual pistols in the trunk and closed it.

The reptile sat in the driver's seat as Applebloom stayed in the passenger's.

"Okay, here's the basics to ride this thing, this wheel controls the will to turn left and right" pointing at the wheel in front of him.

"This here's the acceleration" She points under one of Spikes feet. "it controls the speed in the car, you need to press lighly with your foot to go slow, or... floor it to go sonic rainboom..."

"And the brake is over here" pointing next to the acceleration, " When we need to make a sharp turn, slowly press down, when we need to just stop just slam it down" (that part was extremely bad advice.)

Spike's brain was yet again full of fuck as he attempted to comprehend everything Bloom' was saying.

"Wait a second....." Why can't you drive this thing yourself? You know so much about it, why not?"

"Spike....." *she puts on a are you fucking kidding face* and lifts up her hooves....

"And i'm pretty sure I don't have a freaking horn on forehead now do I?"

"Ohhh....yea."

She proceeds to open a cartridge in front of her and fishes out a key. The mare in black tosses it to Spike.

"Put that motherbucker in that slot next the wheel"

he did so.

"Twist and hold for two seconds."

....As he was told

"LETS FUCKING DO THIS"

Spike slammed the acceleration, at first he was thinking this: Okay, I gotta go slow like Appleloom said... But when Bloom' said the magic words...... He was like: fuck that shit!. BRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Spike and Applebloom were blasted to the back of there seats......

both were shouting WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! as the increased force on their bodies took effect.

"BLOOOM'!" Spike managed to yell

"What is it?" her lips were flapping every where......kinda like this

The speedometer said 150 mph. everything Spike saw was green and blurry. (Sweet Apple Acres is really big)

"ALL THE BLOOD TO MY FACE IS GONE! WHAT DOES IT MEEAAN?!?!" He yelled, laughing a bit. He was suprised they didn't crash yet.

"THEN SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!" She replied.

He let off some force on the pedal....they were going about 60 mph or so.

*pant* "Holy shit Spike!" She was catching her breath. "when I said "let's fucking do this" I didn't mean it seriously!" Her mane was all frizzed up, bloodshot eyes full of energy.

"Nah, it ain't your fault, it's the weed" being as crazy as he was, he takes out another roll of weed, puts it on fire, and lays it on the dashboard filling the car up with the smoke. Their heartbeats slowed down Applebloom relaxed her tense muscles, Spike was already relaxed since the beggining so he didn't give a buck. Everything was alright, so they thought.

"alright Spike, let's review the plan..." pulling out a paper.

He placed another stick in his mouth, "Yea, far out."

sorry guys, had a very bad headache, part 2 tmmrow...

LET'S DO THIS! pt. 2

THIS. IS. IT.

note: picture applebloom like rhianna in the link. kthanksbai! And if you want to hear Spike's wasted voice clickhere

"So that's it Spike, you ready?" looking at him in a concerned look, but devious.

The dragon refrained from flooring the brake as they stopped in front of the bank. A sign read Bank of Equestria. and under read for the rich snobs. Spike chuckled a bit as he saw the the logo. They waited for a few minutes and got out of the automobile. The dragon went to the back of the car and took out the assault rifle harness for Bloom'. He screwed it tight on her back, and placed the two Thommys with the cartridges on her back. He did't feel like taking his assault rifle "It's not like we're going to kill all those ponies are we? reassuring himself, taking out his last roll and putting on the I wub woo Rainbow Dash face.

"We've done the work, we know the system, we have the firepower, and we have eachother....you ready?" A little smirk on her face.

"I guess.." firing the weed up and putting it through a little slot in the picture into his mouth as they walked in......

Filthy Rich was at the front receiving about 100 bits with her daughter Diamond Tiara, Fleur De Lis followed by her husband, Fancy Pants, and some other stuck up millionaires......

RATATATATATA! a few bullets shoot the cieling of the bank as it announced a money hungering filly with twin thompsons on her back, and a.....thing with a .44 magnum in one hand, and a butterfly knife in the other...

The cop pony, who was standing next to the door was startled by the and made an attempt to hit Applebloom with a bat, Spike responded with a quick slash on his face.......it was nothing more than a flesh wound, but he still trotted out of the bank, crying....

They continued the heist...

"Everybody now hands in the air, its a stick up,
stick up,no funny business or you get lit up, lit up!
You test I you gon' die, and at your funeral ya momma gon' cryyy!

*Spike waved his pistol in an awkward motion.*

So customers kiss the floor floor,
And clerks open cash drawers slow, slow.
If you don't wanna end up dead,
You do everything Spikey-wikey says!
Tell them Spikey!"

Spikes face was red hot with embarrassment are you bucking kiddnig me Bloom'? a bucking nickname?, he couldn't even talk.....good thing for the wub wu face..

"iuhmwumaunmajunalaunwunaluana....."

All the ponies were confused as fuck.

"No one in the bank can hear you!"

"uhmnhamunaallawana......."

Diamond Tiara blurted out "Are you gonna talk louder oooorr........."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!"

Applebloom bucked her in the face, she got completely knocked out, leaving a broken tooth and tiara in the process. (talk about c-c-c-c-combo breaker right?)

a reaction something like this came from her dad:

"Spike use your outside voice!"

"uhmahuma*mumble*umhama"

We don't have time for this! shaking off some blood from her hind hoof.

"HA HAAA..!"

"Let's go!" getting pissed.

"So stay on the ground its a stick up, stick up!
Your wallets and jewels we'll pick up, pick up!
Unload the cash, move your ass,
We gettin money, tell them Spikey-wikey!"

( More mumbling mumbles)

"Please, please use your words!" She was getting nervous now.
"Just imagine that everyone's naked."

A small slit between his scales on his underside and began to open up....showing a boner.

Fuck my life....

Spike was fucking high as hell.

"Uh, oh!" looking at the thing

All the ponies in the bank were looking at it.

"Boner alert!" she said as she quickly looked away... even though she secretly still wanted to look at it.

"He really pictured them naked..." She facehoofed herself.
Why did I think you could do this?

Filthy darted for the emergency door.

"Ronnie, hostage on the move!"

Spikes finger slipped on the trigger as he drew it up.. shooting his boner.

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUCK!"

"He shot himself!"

he was holding his almost severed shlong, crying like a bitch.....

And why is your dick so big? Applebloom said, not even knowing what she said.

Police sirens could be heard from outside..

"The police are on there way, Come on Shy Spikey!"

"Alright *sniff* l-l-lemme get a bag of money" dropping his pistol and holding his dick in another. When it dropped it shot and hit Diamond Tiara in the knee.

She woke up with a shot of pain in her front left hoof.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" *wincing* "SHIT! WHAT THE BUCK MAN!?

Everyone was suprised by her foul language, as she laid on the ground, bleeding from her leg.

(Luckily, her dad ran away..... what a great dad.)

"COME ON!"

Spike was limping back to the car, he threw at least 6 large bags of bits in the trunk, limped to the driver's seat with Bloom' in the back and floored the pedal.

He was trying to go as fast as he can with both hands occupied. (imagine trying to go over 100 mph with a broken dick in one of your hands?)

"We have to get out of here!" looking in the rear-view mirror, a large group of pegasi ponies were tracking them.
The pony cops were pretty fast considering the speedometer read 150 mph.

The one that was leading the group had a mega-phone

"PULL THE VEHICLE OVER!"

"Spike go faster!" (that's what she said)

"You know Applebloom!? It's pretty FUCKING hard to ride a machine that you told me how to ride in less than a minute and holding my bloody DICK in one claw!"

"WELL TRY HARDER!" Knawing at her hooves as she swerved left to right in the back to the sharp turns of the car.

He was driving pretty proffesionally as he was avoiding Rarity's Boutique and took a sharp left, while the filly in the back bonked her head with the window, cracking it a bit...

"Did you do that on purpose?" A little red from anger.

"No! I swear!"

She didn't listen to his reply as she BUCKED the backshield window, hurdling glass everywhere, and pointed her Thommys at the cops.

"What the Hay are you doing back there?!" Spike was to focused on dodging buildings to find out what was going on.

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAA! SUCK IT!" the bullets that were being released out of their cartridge and were whizzing past the cops.

A few bullets shot through a cop's left wing and fell hard to the ground. "Shit! Sarge! what the buck is that?!" one of the officers said.

"Dear sweet Celestia, they have.....guns.." he gulped

The Sarge once again lifted his megaphone.

"STOP THE VEHICLE AT ONCE OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE LETHAL FORCE!"

"Fuck you and your force!" *CHK* CHK* RATATATATATATATATATA!!!!! another round of shrapenal was fired at the PO-PO.

"That's it!" The Sarge shouted, dodging a bullet that grazed his ear.

"Private!" looking for his trusty rookie, scared at the scene of the maniacal looking pony that was in the machine, was staring into his soul.

"Y-y-yes s-s-sir?"

"We've had enough of their shananigians!" he yelled at him.

A few cries of pain were heard behind the two ponies.

"POWER UP THE BASS CANNONS......"

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Meanwhile at the PO-PO Headquarters.......

A intern was dropping papers all over the floor as he trotted down a hallway in the chief's office.The green maned, gray coated pony had gotten a telegraph from the rookie in the field. When the rookie mentioned the word GUNS he almost shat himself...... he hurdled in into the his boss's office......

"BOSS, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!" as he hoofed him the report....... the chief was in his boss chair, a black pegasus with a silver mane and tan coat looked at him, he was reading an interesting magazine.

"What is it that is so bucking important? can't you see I''m reading?" using his horn to levitate......Playbrony: wet mane edition

"Eww.....a-a-and this is from Ponyville sir!" Placing his hoof on the the paper and sliding it forward on his desk.

"It's from the field sir! A-a-and they reported that two robbers were robbing a bank!"

"You don't say?!?!?" as the chief pointed to his tv in the office

YOU are watching EQD!, the leader in top news!

"We are here in Ponyville's Bank of Equestria *camera pointing at the bank* where a robbery has taken place with two robbers who are being chased at this moment!!"

"One of our pony reporters were talking to a witness earlier tonight.." The HQ switched from the studio to a pony reporter.

"So tell me Filthy...What went on in the bank as the robbers were getting their money?" pointing a mic in front of him..

"Please call me Mr. Rich....and I when I saw the robbers came into the bank, I COURAGOUSLY went up to the pony robber and punched her IN.... the face! They left with some of the money, but I made sure they did'nt get their dirty filthy hands on more of our precious money!" Lifting up his hooves as he he took a stance of combat.

Diamond Tiara was in a stretcher and was getting transported from inside the bank into a carriage and overheard the convomosation...

"Oh please dad, stop bucking lying!.....everybody knows inside the bank that you trotted out of the bank like a little PUSSY when you had the chance while YOU left ME behind! I got bucked in the face!" * pointed to her black eye and missing gap in her mouth* "And got shot in my FUCKING KNEE!" pointing at her backhoof.

The news reporter the cameraman, the police, and everyone else dropped their jaw as the foul-mouthed mare got into the carriage...

"PUUUUUUSSSYYYYYY!!!" as she got trotted away.

...................................................................

"Ummmmm.... well....I know that we have another suspect on our hands HQ. And also a bad father...."

Filthy trotted away. Other ponies didn't know whether to laugh or feel bad for me.

"Let's see what the OTHER witnesses have to say...."

"Oh I say Mrs. it was quite dreadful! the blue mustached pony said..

"Care to share any details?" The pony said ramming the microphone up to his face.

"Well as I recall.. one of those rascals appeared to be a baby dragon! the other seemed to be a small yellow mare with a red mane and yellow coat!" adjusting his monocle.

"Mhmm...and what were you doing at the time?" jotting down notes..

I'm sorry but I cannot tell a lie....I *sigh* was crying, begging for mercy, next to my prized wife....

"Ok.....what else seemed to be unusual? she backed away as Fancy Pants lit up his pipe.

"As I recall when they came inside the building a song started playing..o-o-out of nowhere!"

"Oh really? can you tell us the lyrics to this....song?" the news pony's eyes were sparkling.

"Well it went like this.....*ehem* everybody now hands in thae air this a stickup, stickup, and then went something like....*ehem* you test I, you gon' die, and at your funeral your momma gon' cry.

"I see.....thank you for your time."/

And this mare is Mr. Pants' wife! as she moved closer to Fleur.

Do you know what either of the suspects looked like?

She blushed furiously as she mentioned what he HAD.

"I like his dick......." She spat out......then a few seconds noticing what she said...

Wait! I-ER, did'nt uh!! I concur?! uh..... Neigh?!?

Back to you HQ, This is Early news....signing out! man....these ponies are bucked.u...

WELL you got it here ladies and gentlecolts! We'll be right back after these messages...

CLICK! Chief turned off the tv and looked back at the intern......

"Well, you still need to read this..."

"Fine, whatever...." Drinking his cup of joe.

He said the report out loud:

"Sir, we need request to use the bass cannons, these robbers have.....GUNS...."

He spat out his steaming hot coffee on his intern.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

"stop being a little filly intern! The real reason to yell is that they mentioned GUNS!!!!" Slamming his hoof onto his desk.

"IT'S BURNING MY EYES!"

He used his magic to press a button and speaked into his mic on his desk.

"Corporal.."

"Sir yes sir!" a pony replied

"Get......." Dramatic pause, dramatic pause, dramatic pause.... "The bass cannons....."

There was murmuring on the other side of the line....

"I-I-Is it that serious chief?" he replied

"That's an order!"

"Sir yes sir, the bass cannons will be trans...."

He hung up, he felt kinda like a boss.....

"So what'll do now?" The stallion intern says, cleaning his glasses.

"We wait......"

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM!!!!!!VRRRMMMM!

"Spike they're gaining on us!!!" she replied.

It's been three hours into the heist, they had reached Manehattan.....At least four groups of police officers were following there back. There was cops everywhere, when some cops where blocking his only exit, he would ram his claw into the pedal and hoped for the best. At this time, Spike started to dragon the fuck up, bandaged his dick with his arm sleeve into one piece, and put his one bloody hand back on the wheel. He was getting used to driving at this point knowing how hard, how sharp, to turn the car and slam the brakes. The speedometer read 189 mph as he was expertly dodging houses, tents and anything else that went his way.

"You don't say?!" as he took another sharp turn almost ramming into a pony.

"This is the FBI!" "You have a few minutes to halt you vehicle or you will be fired at!" A stallion said, wearing a FBI coat and some aviator glasses. They were blocking their only means of escape Even though it was 11:00 PM.

"With what?! the yellow pony yelled. "And the FBI suck!!!! Get the CIA you faggots! They always do better than you!

and with that, she reloaded her twin rifles again, and cocked her rifles, then shot back at them again....RATATATA!

Spike did'nt know what to do. Behind him were 50 cops, in front of him was a road block, and every other road was blocked..

Fuck the police.....

Seconds turned into hours as Spike aimed the car right into a twelve story building. He could hear Applebloom's guns shooting, blood splattering his face.....the weed in his brain....

*Crack*

He went right through a building, breaking the glass. He was going through the building like butter. FBI ponies scrambled out of the building...electrical wires snapped, tables broke, bones were crushed.

VRMM! VRMM! VRRMMMMM! the car landed back on the road, skidding rubber as it did.

"THAT IS HOW I DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS!" exiting out of the building. For a split-second, he saw the chief and flicked him off. They had escaped Manehattan.

He threw his Mega-phone at the floor "This is madness! Where the hell is the bass cannons!?!?"

"Sir!" the rookie of the police looked at the chief. A grim look on his face ".....It's the PRINCESS...."

"Get me the Phone...." A bloody FBI pony uses his magic to levitate it to him.

He takes the phone.....

"Ms. Princess"

".............."

"hello?" he almost pissed himself, talking to the Princess was an equivelent of having a seven-way with the holders of the elements of harmony.......FUCKING EPIC.

"Chief, the bass cannons have arrived....." *brrrrrrrrrr* Hearing the voice of her almost made him came...He was suprised he didn't.

A group of royal guards were holding pieces of rope that held a gigantic box landed in the middle of the Manehattan.

"Corporal! Get me some binoculars!" squinting his blooshot eyes to see the shipment's arrival.

"Gather the men to seclude all of the streets!"

"sir,yes sir"

"Let's go dragon hunting.."

"We did it Spike!" A joyous ring came from a yellow mare in the backseat of the car, guns barrels were red hot.

"Yea, we did it didn't we?" kind of excited himself.

"All this money! I could buy Granny a new hip! Wait...What the hell am I saying? that old hag is going to die soon anyways.."

Spike lead the now beaten up automobile inside the barn.

"Wow, I never had a rush like that since ever!" taking off his shredded clothing..

"Me too! I'm so excited I could just -mph!-!" Spike exchanged lips with Applebloom......

Apples, what else did she taste like? duh.... he thought in his head, he did this for her.

they kissed for about 20 seconds exchanging saliva, holding eachother.....in a car.

"W-w-woa Spike, that kiss was amazing......." her eyes fluttered.

"Heh, well alot of mares say that!" he lied

"Spike, you've never kissed anyone before" she said

"yea, your right, but that kiss was amazing" He said, taking off the harness on her back.

"you want some more big boy?" as she laid him back with her forehooves in the backseat...

"Woa...A-applebloom.....I don't think...."

"sssshhhhh" she whispered "This is my gift to you. Embracing him with a full on tongue war.
He was full of questions Dammm....looka at dat plot.....I'm getting laid!.....oh wait, my dick...*sigh*....well at least I'm kissing a mare for the first time! Virginity level: almost gone.....

"mhhm" both replied to eachother.

Spike intensified the moment as he grasped Bloom's plump rear and squeezing it so slowy...."that feeels good Spiek..."
The country voice coming back... "......I missed that voice, it was so sexy....." "Quiet now dragon boy" she replied with her hoof on his mouth..."you will git what you deserve...."

The night was cold and windy, but in the car was warm and toasty and some freshly baked pie......

Jizz in my pants is next......

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Sexy time

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS FOR THE OLDER AUDIENCE: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Let's do this.

Oh and did you know that the 2012 thing is a fake? this is a leap year! So there is no DOOMSDAY!

The bank robbers were secluded in the barn, the car was still hot, the night still young. The tension between the two were rapidly increasing.

The two lovers were entwined in sweat and ecstasy......

"Applebloom, you were so....great back there." he managed to say from the massive tongue wrestle.

"Well with your help o'course..." licking his cheek slowly "Anything for my Spikey-wikey...". The envigorating juices of their saliva fueled their need to get to the next level.

"Fuck Rarity, dis is da shit...."

"So, dragon boy....you want to get to the next level?" looking into his deep emerald eyes.

"could this be??"

"I-I-I'm not sure...like, what if we have a fucking dragon pony thing? I've never had-"

"you don't need to worry about to worry about anything!" licking her lips as she looked down under.

"Wait, hold the buck up....how the hell am I going to have sex with her if my dick is broken? *sigh*

"Oh yea, ur dick...." giving a sad face.

"Never have I wanted to bone a mare so badly...."

"wait, what about yor tail? isn't that the same thng?" looking a little confused, still laying on him.

Spike never thought of that, when he was a little baby he did that....but he didn't think he would get pleasure from it now.

"Eh, worth a shot,hit me" giving the signal.

"alright here goes nothing." putting her mouth at the stretched out tail.....

I don't think it will work, based on the fact that tails are meant for.....sweet baby Geezus of Canterlot...

She was licking the tail and swirling it top to bottom, she thought it would'nt excite him. OH-HO-HO how she was wrong.

She did this for about 2 minutes, he was hearing intense moans from the dragon. The apple bucker stopped and asked,

"Uh Spike? is there something wrong? If ya want-"

"WOOO! FOR THE SAKE OF MOLESTIA DON'T STOP!" sweat was dripping off of him.

"I didn't think you like this much!" Suprised and excited. "You can do me next....." giving him a sexual smile.
Looking back at the now throbbing tail.

"Yes Ma'am! But please don't stop!!"

"It feels like a sonic rainboom to the face while getting punched in the face by buck norris then jizzed on by the princess eating a pizza-a-uhhh.....

20 minutes pass.

"Why aren't these two in my chambers yet?"

"So how wus iet?"

"Amazing....." Spike was in a pool of sweat, twitching a bit.

"now my turn big boi!" with a smile looking at his tail once again.

"Wait, hold on.....Woa!" she pulled him of the seat and layed down while she waited for insertion.

"Come awn Spiek, what are ya waitin' fer? Season 3? Buck me hard!" Demandingly, her hoof pointed at the objective.

"OK-ok, I just want to let you know that before I put my tail inside you, I just want to let you know your the first-"

"Ugh! give me that!" grabbing the tail and forcing it in.

"WOW" both simutaniously were awed at this awesome feeling.

"This is ama-a-azing.." letting out a large moan.

"No, shit" he loved it just as much as her, but he knew..... he had to protect the bro-code, he needed to show less feeling.

"Ok-ok-ok, try pushing in and out, let's see what happens"

Spike pushed in his tail as hard as his tail let him. Applebloom's face was shocked at the ecstasy flowed through her body. The erotic feeling of the tiny bumps on his tail made Bloom' quiver in delight. Spike decided it was time to start the swayings.

*grunt* *pant* "yea!" *gasp*

"YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!"

"Don't ya dare stop" She said grunting between the pelvic thrusts from Spike.

"Why would I?"

Meanwhile back at Manehattan......

"Sir, the Bass cannons are functioning properly......should we test the machine sir?"

The FBI chief puts on his aviators.

"Go ahead make my day." Smiling how how boss that sounded like.

"Yea, sure.....Ehm!.....POWER UP THE BASS CANNONZ!" He yelled at a royal guard.

"POWER UP THE BASS CANNONZ!" the first royal guard yelled, giving the signal to the guard that was functioning the machine.

The guard nodded as he turned a few switches and put the bass button on low. The machine roared with electronic, out of this world sounds as energetic bolts of elctricity lit up the barrel. The ground shook from the low bass that was being powered up.

"Cover your ears everypony.....Shit's going to get magical" Chief said as he signaled to shoot the building that was partially destroyed by yours truly...

"FIAR!"

"FIAR!"

........FIRE......

The ground shook, windows cracked, the sky turned a dark blue...... ponies were levitating off the ground, they were being tested for their salvation.

The air itself rippled as the intense bass dropped, the mechanical beats were devasting, ponies that hadn't covered their ears were either having a mental breakdown or their brain imploded...or both.

The chief was boomed off of his hooves as the beat hit him hard, sending him back 30 feet in the air and slamming down at the same rythm, others were grabbing objects for their life.

The machine withdrew more power from the sorroundings, lamps were shattered, roofs were torn right off as the awesome power wouldn't be contained.

Time slowed down.....

"Stop it! Stop it now!"

"Yes sir!"

And with a flip of a switch, the monster slept. The air had returned to normal, everything was back to the way it was. Hell, no it wasn't.

"Rookie, how many casualties?" he spoke into his walkie-talkie.

"I-I-I can't tell sir....Brains are splattered everywhere, B-b-bodies split apart, Oh Celestia wh-"

"Get a grip! How many?!" he demanded.

"I think one-hundred casualties sir." He replied with a grim voice.

"Well fuck.....
Alright! clean this place up and let's get this thing on a balloon!"

Suprised faces were everywhere.....

A FEW HOURS EARLIER.......

"TIA! It's a call from the FBI!" Luna trotted into her room, she was concentrating hard on a spell. The magical cloud that hovered above her showed the two lovers getting deeper in their hot, steamy erotica.

Interupted by her sister she snapped out of it. A bit pissed she answered back.

"What!? can't you see I', busy!?" I should really close my doors.

"They say there was a bank robbery in Ponyville a little earlier!" She did'nt have time to notice the porn that her sister was perving through.

She didn't seem suprised. "So what? I don't give two shits." Celestia chuckeled.This was compared as a flick to her nose, she had been through many other things that were much more grim then a puny bank robbery.

"But they said one of them was a dragon and another a little filly! And they also have.......GUNS..."

Celestia couldn't help but laugh.....

"Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.

"OH-HO-hoooooo.........*Sigh* that's a good one Luna.....For almost a second you made me thought I cared."

wiping a tear with a hoof.

"B-But guns...." a little scared now.

"Those things can't even give me a bruise Luna! They can handle it!" Looking back at her dirty video.

"But, we need to stop the robbers!"

"I'M THE FUCKIN PRINCESS! I know what's going on everywhere! I also know it's Spike and Applebloom as well!" chuckling a bit.

Seriously Luna? Are you forgetting I am the all powerful?

"So why don't you do anything about it?" Suprised that she didn't care.

"Cuz I like to see these two doing it!" Her pupils shrunk until they were the size of marbles, She used her magic to make a little cloud that showed the two robbing the bank.

"..........Your so bucking messed up sis." Disgusted and trotted out of her room.

"At least let them use the bass cannons!" Throwing the phone at her head.

"HEY! YOU WANT TO BE BANISHED FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS?!?"

"I FOUND A SPELL FOR THAT!" a happy tone replied.

Fuck, oh well.

She ordered her private guards to send the bass cannon, and focused back on her spell.

10 MINUTES LATER...

"Hello?" The chief said.

"..........The bass cannon has arrived."

What happened after that.

Sorry guys, I had major writer's block. Enjoy!

"Woah, what happend last night?" His head hurt like it was it hit by one of Rainbow's sonic rainbooms.

A very hungover dragon woke up from his slumber. He was sweaty, sticky, and also had a wierd, clear applesmelling substance that was all over his bruised body. He was also wondering why his dick was covered in a bloody sleeve.He had no memory of anything that happend yesterday, all he knew was that he was in some wierd machine thingy and his tail wa-

What the actual buck is my tail doing in Applebloom's.........Holy shit what happend last night?

He quicky yanked his tail out of her hole, to his suprise, his tail smelled actually delicious......like, a fresh apple.
He was scared out of his mind.....If Applejack and Big mac.....The hardest buckers in Equestria found out...

FUCK.....

Think, what did you do with her yesterday? massaging his temples.

A bombardment of flashbacks came into his mind, having sex with Applebloom, the weed......The bank robbery.

I-I-I ROBBED A FUCKING BANK!?! AND I FUCKED APPLEBLOOM?

.....................

"AWESOME.....at least last night wasn't a whole waste." The dragon wasn't even mad, a wave of accomplishment tingled all over as he could remember himself robbing the bank. Then he looked at Applebloom, his body tingled as he looked upon the wonderful view of her messy hair, her beautiful curved body and most importantly.......

I can't believe I tapped that! High Spike is awesome! patting his forehead, thanking his other self.

I'm just going to go home and wait till this robbery thing go-

The yellow earth pony woke up from her sleep as well, she stretched, sat on her hind legs and rubbed her eyes. As she opened her eyes she completely freaked out to see a purple dragon sitting next to her and she was in some wierd machine.

"SPIKE!?! WHAT ARE YA-WHERE AM AH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE?! WHAT-!"

"Holy shit!" Spike hit the ceiling of the car, giving him a mass headache

"Applebloom calm down! If you want to know what happend last night you have to calm down!" A little freaked out that she woke up yelling.

"Whut happened last night?" rubbing her temples, she had a horrible migraine.

"Ok, don't freak out though, cuz we did something together that you might want to forget..." backing away from her a little as a precaution.

"Just tell me...." she sighed.

"Alright.......we uh.....made out.....and uh......had sex." Letting out a sheepish smile.

She stood still and turned a lttle red, a blank look on her face.

"Hello? Bloom? You.....alright?" waving his claw in front of the unresponsive earth pony.

"........"

"I guess I'll just go now......." pointing outside.

"Wait..." She grabbed him and kissed him right on the lips without warning. She didn't want this moment to end, a dragon she loved so much had made out with her.

Spike's face was suprised, he blushed violently.

"S-s-so your not mad?" he managed to choke out.

"why would I?" She moved closer to the dragon, leaning on his shoulder.
"I love you Spiek. I always had." giving him a nuzzle, Spike felt kind of happy.

Someone actually cares for me... He was on the verge of crying. No! the bro code...

He gave a kiss back, it was going to be a new start for them. Celestia's sun rose to sky and shined upon the two lovers. The butterflies started to flutter, birds began to chirp, everythinig was the way it should be. They began to share their lips again, tingling sensations ran down both of their bodies.

"Umm maybe we should clean up ourselves" They both looked at themselves, Applebloom looked at herself embarrasingly, Spike looked at his sweaty dirty scales and bloody dick...

"Heh....Yea...Umm....We'll see eachother sometime alriet? Ah'll see ya later Spiek...." She used her hoof to pull the handle. Befor she left she gave him a seducing smile, and trotted to her farm.

"Later!" He called back. "That mare is something" He moved up to the front seat, took the keys and placed them under the seat. "We should get high more often" He chuckled to himself as he traveled back to Ponyville....

"Oh Spike, you are such the pleasurer...*giggle* you dirty dragon you!"

"Tia? Tia! I need you to sign......Oh my..." Celestia was in her royal bed,using her magic to replay what Spike and Applebloom were doing in the car. Her front left hoof was between her hindlegs and was rubbing a certain area.

"SISTER!" She said in her royal Canterlot voice. Celestia jumped out of her bed from her sister's booming voice.

"Whadafuq? Luna! Can't you see I'm Pleasuring myself!?!" Her hair frizzed, her face looking as if she wanted to murder her.

"I just needed your permission for the Gameinformer subscribtion......but I guess I'll visit you later..." She walked back slowly from her quarters, then started to trot away.

She could hear some muffled noises coming from the room as she trotted to her room.

"Oh yes! give it to her Spike!"

And with that, Luna vomited on the royal carpet.

"Princess Luna! Are you alright? I heard commotion from your sisters quarters!" A royal guard spoke rushed to her side "Shall I get the royal custodian?"

"Yes you may, also get the royal sickness pills as well" She said, her face green with nausea.

"Yes princess, by the way, if you don't mind me asking, what is the princess doing?" he had a confused and scared face.

"Guard...."

"Yes your highness?"

"You don't want to know."

30 Minutes later......

*sigh* "Library sweet library...." he had walked back from the Applebloom's car and was ready to take a long deserving shower. He walked up the stairs, passed the bedroom and proceeded into the bathroom. He grabbed his favorite towel, Pinkie's special cupcake smelling soap, and stepped into the shower. He turned the knob to let out the heavenly liquid. sweet smell of warm water mixing with the soap smelled like a freshly baked cake.

Oh dear Celestia Pinkie, that's the greatest smelling soap ever! I wonder how she makes it? He inhaled the sweet smell of zapapple cupcakes, the best cupcake in his opinion, next to that sapphire cupcake Mr. and Mrs. Cake made for him on his last birthday.

Oh yea, I wish I had a whole box of those.....

He scrubbed between his scales, the sensation of feeling cleansed was one of best feelings he loved so much.
I wonder what Twilight and the rest of the ponies are doing right now. he thought as he used a backscratcher to remove old scales to release brand new shining violet scales...

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

A crowd of drunk ponies were in Twilight's suite motioning her to finish the keg of beer that she was almost done drinking.

"Go! Go! Go!"

"Oka-ay everpon *hic* y I got this, Get me another keg or *hic* Celestia will *hic* fuck yur dog or somethin" Twilight barely able to stand up straight.

"Bro, this bitch is craazy!" a unicorn said to his friend.

"Dude, I kno-ho-how!" drinking from his red plastic cup.

Big mac and Rainbow Dash were making out on the master bedroom. Applejack had passed out on the couch, Caramel and Pinkie were drawing on her face with a permanent marker, drawing her a pair derp eyes and and drawing a handlebar mustache on her nose.

"Pinkie, Pinkie,Pinkie,Pinkie.....This is gonna so fucking rad..." A drunken Caramel told the party pony, who was putting the final touches on AJ's face.

"I know! Dude! You like, wanna try sum moar hard apple cider?" Pinkie pointed to the small kitchen.

"Hell yea I do!" As they trotted to the fridge.

Fluttershy was in her room, trying to finish her good needed sleep.

Oh my....how long do my friends have to party for? It's 9:00 A.M Twilight, I need my sleep or I become angry...No, keep it together Fluttershy...They are your friends, no need for yelling.

She got up from her bed, wrapped herself with one of the complementary robes the hotel gave her, and opened her door to release a fury of of rage among the drunk bastards....

She breathed in as much as her lungs allowed her to and released a yell so loud the gods themselves could hear!

"Um...can you ponies be a little more quieter.....I need my sleep...." she barely even heard herself over the massive dubstep that played on the stereo DJ PON-3 remixed.

They kept on partying hard.

"Uhhh....please?"

HEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON MY BALLS BITCH! A drunken brown pegasus yelled at her.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just nee-"

"Get the fuck out of here you attention whore!"

Something broke inside her...the Fluttershy everybody knew had dissapeared and appeared a new pony.....

Flutterbitch.

"You messed with the wrong pony motherfucker...." Her eyes turned to the size of marbles as he walked up to the false mouthed pony....

"The fuck you just said to me you shy asswipe?" The pony gritted his teeth, walking up to her.

"Reply what came out out of your 2nd butthole you call a mouth!" she said, they were nose to nose.

"SHY...ASSWIPE...." He said smiling.

"................"

"Ha! Your not going t-"

FUS RO DAH!! The pony flew back from the amazing shout that escaped her mouth sending him out of the 20 foot-20 foot sky window. (Note: The suite was on the top floor, it is a half a mile tall building.)

"ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO FUCK WITH ME?" A menacing smile escaped her tired rage face.

"NAH! WE'RE GOOD!" A pony replied back.

"Then shut the buck up or so help me I'll get that fucking Cerberus to feast on your flesh!" Breathing heavily.

By then, everybody stopped what they were doing. Even Twilight stopped chugging.

"You guys are *hic* Panda hat...the Rarity and the kirishna with that pickle and..." She passed out.

*SLAM!*

"I'm uh......going home bronies....uhh see you guys later" Soarin exited out of the suite.

"Uh..yea, me too" "Yup..." "Yea, I gotta feed my dog" "Mhm" "Thanks Twi, you throw awesome parties..." "You guys know how to throw a grade A party!" "Yo Twi, give me that yellow pegasus' number brah..."

And with that, all the ponies left.

That left, a passed out Applejack, Big mac and Rainbow making out, A drunk Pinkie and Caramel in the fridge making Caramel candies, and a missing Rarity.

Library sweet library

Can you guys comment more on my story? It motivates me and I need to know what I missed or what I spelled wrong.
Enjoy!

Spike had just finished an hour long shower. He rubbed himself with his purple towel and stepped out of the shower. The sweet smell of zapapple cupcakes filled the bathroom as rays of sunlight entered through the window.

Ahhh....That was refreshing! *His stomach grumbled with appetite* I'm so bucking hungry! I'll call Applebloom and head out to a diner or something in Ponyville! Yea.... drying his backside and wrapping the towel on his head spikes.

He walked over to the mirror that hung over the bathroom. He noticed that his eyes were still red, Spike opened the drawers under the sink and looked for eye drops, wondering if it could help his eyes.

let's see......tampons?.....vagisil?...one of my my scales? Smells wierd...*he reached far in the back* Oh...the magnums...*he placed it back* hairspray....come on! Ahh here we go eyedrops! grabbing it and closing the drawer.

He used his left claw to open his eyelids and squeezed the eyedrop bottle.

*ploop* *ploop* He waited for the pleasure of his eyes relaxing. What the hell?

Spike dropped two more beads of the liquid in his eye. What kind of cheap ass eyedrops are these?!?

He looked at the title .

He eyes opened as he read the title: Le Perfume

His eye twitched. The pain electrified inside his eye as he cried out.

"OH SWEET GEEZUS! WHY DOES THE PERFUME COMPANY MAKE THE BOTTLE LOOK LIKE AN EYEDROP BOTTLE!

The pain in his eye was an equivelent of a jellyfish sting that was covered in hot sauce and ruptured through his retina which caused immense pain.

"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

The pain was so strong he could'nt see through his other eye, he stumbled across the bathroom to find the sink.

*Bonk* His foot hit the toilet, a shot of agony came up his leg, he clenched his foot, laying on the floor as he wailed in extreme distress.

"WH-H-H-HY MEEEE???!!? Crying in a puddle of his own tears. A very smart idea came up in his mind! Spike decided just to lay on the floor and waited for the pain to stop

30 minutes in the future.....

"Oh my!"

Celestia was laughing her royal ass off along with her royal guards. Celestia and Luna had invited the the mane 6,(except Fluttershy) Caramel, Big mac, and all the royal guards to her a private movie theatre in the castle. All watching Spike miserably fail in the bathroom.

Celestia had planned this, she executed the plan very well. While Spike was in the shower, trollestia camoflouged the perfume as an eyedropper.

She then awoken all the ponies and invited them to the private theatre to enjoy the amusement.

Twilight was the only one that was'nt laughing. She was hiding herself behind one of the seats, her cheeks were extremely red.

"Oh my gawd! *gasp* Oh-my gawd! Tia turn this thing off! your going to give me a heartattack! Bwahahahahaaa!" Luna was barely able to say the sentence as she was on the floor slamming her front hoof on the ground.

"What a dumbass!" Rainbow laughed as Spike inserted the drops in his eyes. The label facing Celestia's invisible camera.

"Wait! Wait!" Celstia was using her magic again to lead Spike's foot onto the base of the toilet

Another eruption of laughter boomed inside the the theatre, some were crying, some couldn't breath, some were both.

"Oooweee Twi'! Appejack chuckled " You got one hell of a stooge right here! HHHHHHAAAHAAA!" Crying tears of laughter on Rainbows shouder.

"EEYUP!" Big mac slapping his hind knee.

"I don't understand why everybodys laughing? This is how I wake up everyday!" Pinkie was extremely confused. But she played along anyway.

"Wait! *gasp* Wait! go back when he looks at Twilight's condoms *gasp" Caramel called out.

"LOL! That's one of the best parts! BWAAhAAHAA!" Celestia was about to pee herself

"Okay-Okay!" She rewinded to part in which Spike was holding Twilight's baby preventers.

"Uh...heh..." Twilight's face was full of embarrasment. Nobody seemed to noticed it though.

"Spike is so bucking retarded hhhhhhhhaaaahahahaaa!!" Rainbow was about to pass out, her sweat was traveling down all the way to her wings.

Kill me now Celestia, please....

A white unicorn mare awakenend from her slumber. Loud laughters rang through her ears as she came to her senses.

"Oh dear, where am I?" Rarity was awakened by the laughter of ponies.She was in the front row of the private theatre with her friends. She was suprised how she even got here.

All she could remember was competing against Twilight in a drinking contest and passed out. She then remembered how she got here.
Oh yes, drunk teleporting.....

It took her awhile to adjust her eyesight to the large screen that played a clumsy Spike.
"Oh dear! Why are they laughing at my Spikey-Wikey?" she whined.

The mane 6, and the two stallions stopped laughing.All turned to a the marshmallow colored mare. A suprised face came from all of them, including Celestia.

*gasp!*

Everything went silent. Even the guards stopped laughing. Rarity didn't know such a small outburst would alert all of the ponies in the theatre.

"What?" She replied with a confused tone.

"What do you mean what? You actually like him?" Came from Rainbow, looking as if she was going to burst out laughing again.

"Absolutely! Spike is a wonderful assistiant and I have grown feelings for Spike, he is tender loving, cares for me, and loves me for who I am!" Replied Rarity with a look of accomplishment.

".........................."

"Well, my mind is full of buck!" Pinkie blurted out.

"For first time in my life, I agree with you Pinkie..." Twilight's mind was also full of fuck.

"You serious?" Rainbow said.

"Yes I am! In fact I'm going to ask him if he would like to escort me to the park to have a scrumptious picninc as soon as we get back!" The unicorn blurted out. She was nervous at this point, all of her friends looking at her as if she was a mad mare.

"............."

"Shall we continue playing the video?" Luna said, breaking the silence.

"Yes" "Mhm!" Eeyup" Yea" "Indeed" "Whatever" "Yesh!"

Present time.....

Spike was limping down the stairs.His eye was swollen from the perfume.

Why me Celestia?

He reached the kitchen and went to the medicine cabinet.

I'm such a dumbass. He assured himself as he found the eyedrops. He checked the label as a precaution. His eye finally got it's relief as the the liquid soothed his aching eyelids.

Better! Might as well get on the internet for awhile... He placed the eyedrops back and limped over to the laptop.

He flipped the laptop open as it showed the desktop.

He chose the Equinet explorer and clicked on the Wubwoogle search tab as typed in: Reddit.

"I wonder what the front page of the internet has to offer me.." he sighed as he laid back in his chair.....

"let's see.....Gonewild....later.....WTF?......nah....Skyrim? Alright..." He spotted something on the corner of his screen....

"/r/ clopclopclop? What's that? Wait...Isn't that what ponies do when they masturbate?" he thought to himself.

Imma check it out! Clicking on the subreddit.

When the page got uploaded, he noticed Applejack on the top left corner of the screen.

"What? what the hell is Applejack doing on the subreddit?" He was completly confused. Applejack had a seductive smile, showing her plot in an unusual way. So many things were wrong in Spike's judgement.

*Click* Spike gazed upon the horror as he saw a very disturbing picture. Twilight sucking on a stallion's horn. In the Library......
The stallion was laying belly up as Twilight, with no hassle was sucking on his horn, twirling her tongue up and down his facial horn. A gluey, sparkley substance was spewing out of Twilight's mouth.

An aweome facial given by the element of magic the tab read.

"My eyes? What is this!?" He felt sick just looking at the picture, They were doing it on top of his bed.

"I bucking sleep there!" as looked upon the foul picture. Ready to hurl as he leaned over a garbage can that was placed next to the desk.

He also noticed the box of Magnums at the bottom left of the picture....One of them was full of a white substance.....

"The internet has forsaken me!" He closed the link. Averting his eyes from the disgusting picture....

*deep breathing* "Now that the pictures gone....I wonder what else I could find on this.....goldmine...Heh heh..
he kept clicking on the tabs as he saw glorious pictures of mares and creatures alike doing it...

"Show your deepest desires ponies....show me your openings to Spikey-Wikey..." Clicking away at all the links.

Spike is a sick bastard.

The color of the Rainbow

This chapter is 20% longer!

P.S Sorry about the italic stuff, I can't seem to get that fixed.

Rarity knowing a thing or two about BJ's

The tab opened up to a familiar marshmallow mare and a tan pegasus. Based on the sorroundings, the two were located at Rarity's boutique, way to noticleable for the horny dragon as he looked deeper into the picture. The succulent juices running down her lip as she was posed in an awkward stance as the stallion shoved the thing deeper into her mouth.

I wish she wasn't doing it with that bastard...Oh well what're you going to do... Spike thought. He came up with a solution, everytime he would see a stallion mounting on a mare, he pictured himself on top of the pony instead of the stallion.

Yea, you like that, don't you Rarity? Panting continuosly as he forced the pillow deeper between his thighs. The sensation was much better as he remembered his recent sex with Appplebloom. His private area was already healed, in such a short amount of time! Spike figured out that dragons might have a faster healing rate than ponies, it made sense beacause dragons are muscular and wreckless beings he guesed.

Spike had already flipped through 50 pages of the subreddit "clop clop" and the dragon enjoyed it as it mostly showed the mane 6 getting down and dirty. Applejack-she turned him on the most, Rarity-his favorite, Twilight- it creeped him out a bit, considering shes basically a mother to him, Fluttershy- he was suprised such a shy mare can meet so many stallions, Pinkie- Practically making him beg for her cupcakes, Rainbow Dash- those athletic, toned, wet thighs made him beg for mercy as he would almost lose "frosting" as Pinkie called it, to her sexy images.

If only they would just all do me.....Like a...What does Twilight call it? A threesome! Wait.......A eight-some! Yes a eight-some! that would be so awesome! Me and Applebloom doing it on a mattress while each of the mane 6 wait in hunger for my stick........ Spike was salivating at a high rate, imagining his most greatest desires. He was still slamming the pillow between his thighs.

It was 3:00, the dragon had been so sucked into the "porn" he basically forgot his munchies and lost track of time. Celestia's sun was hidden by a massive gray cloud, which was planned by the pegasi for the daily showering of the plants on Equestria. It was raining heavily, the roads were easily getting flooded. But Spike didn't notice, he was hooked onto the site like he was hooked to weed.

A massive lightning bolt struck the top of the tree, lighting up the sky. The loud noise of lightning boomed inside the Library.

"Gah!" Spike fell out of his chair. He clenched his heart, feeling the blood rush through his body at an alarming rate. He had an annoyed wake up call back to reality as he looked upon his sorroundings.

"It's raining?" Wondering why it's raining so early, thinking it was still 9:00.

*Wham!* A large thump was heard that seemed to come from the balcony on the second floor. Spike once again clenched his heart.

If I get scared again I'm going to get a fucking heartattack.... chuckiling a bit, but with a cautious tone.

The dragon ventured upstairs to see what the large thud was. He opened the windows to the large thunderstorm that was taking place, leaves from the tree were traveling at high speeds from the strong wind.

"Hello?" Spike called out, thinking it was a large bird of some sort that fell on the balcony. He called out once more-

"Hell- What the!? Rainbow dash?!" Spike looked at the beaten multicolored mane mare, one of her wings was broken to a sickening 90 degree angle, parts of her fur was extremely burnt, possibly from the lightning. Here eyes were shut, seeming to be in pain. She was unconcious.

"What the hell?! I thought you were with the mane 6 in Canterlot!" Spike yelled at her in a confused tone.

Why the hell am I talikng to a unconcious pony? facepalming himself as he stepped on the balcony and dragged the Jockey inside the Library.

Spike picked up her lifeless body and threw her on Twilight's warm and comfy bed. The dragon pulled the sheets under her and laid them gently on top of her. Her body started to show signs of life as she shivered with cold. The dragon rushed down to the kitchen and looked for medical supplies to treat her wounds. He turned the stove on as well, thinking that the mare might have a cold when she wakes up, taking a precaution to make some soup.

The reptile rushed back upstairs, almost tripping over a trail of gauze that hung out of the first aid kit. He rushed to her side to start exaimining her.

He could almost hear pony surgeons around him wondering what happened to the Rainbow mare.

What's the diagnosis doctor? A sexy Applebloom was by his side wearing nothing but stockings and a nurse hat. Looking over the pegasus on the surgery table.

This pony seems to be unconcious, her internals seem to be fine but we need to operate on her exterior Asap! Spike replied, looking at an x-ray of her skeleton.

Shall we bring the defribrilator doctor? A fellow surgeon asked him.

That won't be necessary, just get the instruments Ms. Bloom.

Right away Mr. Greenflame! Applebloom trotting away as Spike could imagine her plot jiggling up and down as she ran.

He could imagine a title for his show.......House.....

Alright, back to the task at hand....

Spike put rubbed burn ointment on her crisped coat, the cream was silky to the touch rubbing the ointment from her neck all the way to her thighs.

Don't get cocky Spike! She's fucking unconcious! I don't want her thinking I messed with her while she was out. Looking at her slim, muscular thighs. Hypnotysing really, she must deal with stallions looking at her plot all the time.

The dragon placed the ointment back in the kit as he reached for the gauze to wrap her broken wing. Carefully, he placed the gauze on her bloody wing, stretching it up and down as he went.

Last thing... He placed the gauze back and looked at her.

Twilight did this all the time to me whenever I hurt myself, I hope it works for her...

Spike layed down next to her and planted a kiss on her broken wing. He felt accomplished, he liked helping Twilight with placing books back and such. But he felt a connection as he kissed her wing, a feeling for compassion, he loved helping her.

Spike placed another kiss on her cheek, then got up and went downstairs to start making the soup.

5 HOURS LATER.....

The Cyan pegasus awoke from her coma. A massive headache boomed inside her head, making her not think straight.

Huh? Where in the name of Celestia am I? Looking at her sorroundings, she never really got the full tour of the treehouse.

"Ow!" Rainbow tried to get up but her damaged wing prevented her to pick herself up.
Great...

"Hold on Rainbow! I'm coming!" Spike heard her "distress" call. He poured the steaming soup into a bowl and rushed up the stairs, being careful not to spill the hot liquid.Thank Celestia he was heat-resistant.

"What? Spike? How did I get here? What happen-" Rainbow was cut off from the dragon which put his claw on her mouth.

"shshshshhhhh...Relax RD! Save your strength...Here, I made you some Carrot and bean soup." Gently putting the steaming hot soup gently on her lap. Spike helped her sit up straight and fluffed her pillows.

"Uhhh thanks and all Spike, I just want to know how I got here.." She was confused, but thankful the a caring dragon made her soup. She wanted to thank him, but she figured questions first.

"Well, I was on the computer, looking foooorrr" He was looking for an excuse.
"Body lotion! Yea, body lotion for Twi', cus she always has a stressed back, and she told me to buy some lotion off the internet!" Blushing a bit.

"I want to know how I got here Spike, not what you were doing on your laptop." Wanting to get to the point.

"Oh, right, So then some lightning scared me! After that I heard a loud thump. Which I'm suggesting was you. and I went to the balcony.....and sure enough, you were there! So then I drag-I mean..carried you inside and cared for you and bandaged you up!......Ta-da..." Extending his arms out, quite awkardly.

Rainbow didn't want to show it to him, but she thought it was very caring for Spike to do this for her. She actually felt bad for making fun of him earlier today. Someone cared for her even though she didn't even ask for ask for it...wow...

"Thanks bro....If it were'nt fo-"

"Oh it's nothin', I'm just doing what anybody else would have done." Turning away from her. Replaying the compliment in his head.

".........."
".........."

Silence echoed the room, the rain pattering on the window was just making it worse. It was still raining hard, frequent flashes of thunder lit up the bedroom that was lit with a few candles. Twilight's special, "sexual rose" scented candles filled the room with the smell of the romantic flower.

Rainbow looked at the soup that was getting warm enough for her to eat now.

"So uh, you made this soup?" Pointing at the bowl. The sweet smell of carrots and the saltiness of beans made her salivate.

"By yours truly!" pointing to himself with a confident smile. "Try it! I make it for Twi' all the time!"

"Mkay.." The jock shrugged her shoulders.

"....Umm Spike, no claws...?"

"Oh sorry! Twi' usually uses her magic to do stuff. Let me help." He took a spoonful of warm soup and gently lead it into her mouth.

The liquid poured into her mouth. The sweetness of the carrots and the saltiness of the beans worked together in harmony to create bliss in her mouth. The texture and the warmness of the soup made her muscles less tense and relieved her of the hammerage in her brain.

"Heh heh, that was uh good Spike" Blushing a bit. feeling like a little filly.

"Glad you like it! When your always home alone, you learn a thing or two about cooking." He awkwardly rubbing the back of his head.

"Mhmmm.." Rainbow never stayed in her home longer then an hour. She was either busy practicing for the wonderbolts or sleeping on some cloud.

"I don't want to do into your business or anything Dash, but what were you doing here in Ponyville?" Looking suspicious.

Rainbow's face drooped. She hoped he never said that. Her face became dull and lifeless.

"Is there something wrong Dash? Did somebody do something to you?"Spike said curiously. Spike liked their porn...but he loved his friends all the same.

"It's nothing Spike, mind your own business" trying to hide her emotions. She hated that she had to be mean to the dragon that cared for her.

"RD, If it's a real problem" He got on the bed and sat next to her. " I'm here for you, I have been through some shit too, and I know from the lookds of yourself, hiding your emotions isn't going to make it better." Everything he said was true, He didn't know who his parents were, he didn't even know what species of dragon he even was.

I'm feel like that dude on TV! What's his name? Dr. Philly? Yea that's it.

*sight* A long tear dropped out of her eye. "It's kinda deep Spike, I don-"

I'm here for ya Dash, let it out! I won't tell anyone." Spike grabbed a tissue from the side table and wiped her tear. That didn't help, as the troubled mare cried a stream of tears.

"The story's kinda long Spike.." She chuckeled, trying to play it cool.

"Please! Twi' made read the whole series of book with vampires in one day! I'm pretty sure I can listen to your story"
Spike shivered to the mention of the book, he hated it so much.

I love you Edward...

I love you too Bella, here, climb on my sparkling back and we shall venture through the forest.

Oh Edward!

Oh Bella!

"Ugh" A Shiver ran down his spine as he remembered an awful quote from the story.

She chuckled at the dragon for his hatred of the book.

“You seem like a dragon I could trust, hehe.” Wiping her tears away.

“Fire away.” He really didn’t want to see his friends in a situation like this. But he will always support his friends in any situation.

“I was with Twi and Pinkie, we were hanging out at the Canterlot mall. We were checking out some bathing suits that Lyra suggested we should wear. I don’t know why… But anyways, We got our bathing suits and then some stallions and crowded us.

"And?"

"A-a-and they asked me if I was a...uhm.." She starting to water up.

"Lesbian?" Spike finished the sentence.

"How did you know...?" Squinting her tearful eyes.

"Just a guess!" moving back a bit.

"You think I'm a lesbian too!?" Her face expression was angerful, but Spike could see she was hurt.

"No-no-no-no!" I'm bucking retarded.

Rainbow was about to open her mouth, but she didn't care anymore. She looked down as the tears rolled down her eyes.

"Everypony thinks so..." She hid under her covers. Spike heard muffled cries of despair from the false accusedly mare.

"No! I didn't mean that! I was-uhh...." Your a suave motherfucker, aren't you Spike? slapping his forehead.

"Look, Rainbow, You shouldn't care for what other people think about you! Your the Rainbow Dash! You are awesome, your rainbooms are things of beauty! You make things around you 20% cooler! In fact" Spike was thinking of something that would make her really happy....

"Your more awesome than Rarity.." That's it, I got her right there.

"You, *sniff* your serious?" Taking off the covers, her eyes were red with sadness.

"Yea, you sure are! When you were Discorded, Twi' made me be the element of Loyalty, I couldn't except such an offer! Someone like your personality and your skills should be able to wear your element Dash." He fiddled with his claws blushing a little.

*sniff* "Spike...." Her eyes looked deep into his emerald eyes.

"Hmm?"

"Come'ere ya little reptile!" The pegasus grabbed the dragon and proceeded to give him a bear hug. Spike was gasping for air as her massive hug was closing his airway.

"*cough!* Rainbow! i can't breathe!" patting her back.

"Sorry Spike, I'll let go a bit." She let off a bit of tension.

"Thanks" Rainbow embraced the moment. Somepony that actually knew her perspective, somepony that loved her for who she was, somepony to talk to...

"I-I love you Spike...." A tear ran down her chin and landed on the dragon's head.

Whadafuq?! This again?! Oh well.. " I love you too Rainbow..." Just make her happy Spike, she needs this.

I'm getting better right?

At night.

Here is some sick Wubstep from a fellow brony!

Enjoy!

It's been three days since Rainbow landed on the balcony. The day she was harrased by the hating stallions at the mall, Spike felt very bad for her. He thought about if he was in her position.

Poor Rainbow...I wonder why her hair is rainbow colored anyway? Thinking as he was walking upstairs and opening the door to a sleeping multicolored mare.

She's, cute when she sleeps.. Spike took his reptilian eyes off her mane and looked down under. The cyan colored flank was one hell of an ass, her hindquarters were still very visible through the silky covers.

Dat flank, how does she keep it so curved and sexy? He was gazing at her sleek form.

Spike leaned over to get a good look, he forgot the soup he was holding and the soup slipped out of his claws, landing on Rainbow's flank.

The mare woke with a boiling hot pain on her butt, it took her a few seconds for her body to register the heat.

"GAH!" She jumped out of the bed and landed on the hard-wood floor, face first. Her mind didn't have time to think as she just layed on the floor for about a good 10 seconds. She gpt herself together and looked at the sorroundings for the cause of her rude awakening.

RD's Subconcious:spike detected, intitiate wrath of the bitch.

"SPIKE! WHAT THE BUCK MAN?! WHAT ARE YOU-WHAT'S WITH THE SOUP ON MY ASS?! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?" The steaming red pegasus replied in a booming voice. Her face resembled of a pony who got shot in the leg.

"I'm sorry! I can explain!" The dragon backed up a bit. If he was scared of anyone, it was Dash. One of the most athletic ponies in Equestria.

"Ok then, explain." She rubbed her reddened flank.

Damdamdamdamdamdam! Uhhhhhhhh....

"I was looking if the cream was uh, still on your ass! That's it! And uhhhhhhh, the soup spilled on it...Heh.." Spike blushed a little...

I'm a dumbass...

"Sure...." She narrowed her eyes.

The two were stuck in another awkward silence. A mare rubbing her burned butt, on the floor. And a dragon that was still blushing and was still lookiing at her flank.

I'll tell her the truth, it's like it won't be any worse than it already is...It might even turn around...

"FIne, I was staring at your flank when you were sleeping and I leaned over to get a closer look, I wasn't paying attention to the soup as it tilted on your butt, sorry." He looked down at the floor, moving his left foot.

Rainbow blushed at he mentioning of Spike checking her out. Nopony ever complimented on her body. The mare stared at the reptile blankly, Rainbow felt her face heat up.

"I'll leave now...." He pointed to the door and exited out of the room. He closed the door and put his ear to the door, listening for any signs of emotion.

He couldn't hear anything, just silence followed by a rustling of some sort. Spike could remember this from somewhere.
He rubbed his chin to remember a flashback.

TWO MONTHS AGO....

Spike was playing Skyrim on Twilight's laptop, he started to get bored and started killing the little fillys in Whiterun. That's when Twilight bursted into the library. She used her magic to closely hold a book to her chest. The mare was blushing and and was very energetic.

"Spike!" The unicorn said eagerly.

At the moment she trotted in, Spike had just impaled a small foal with his sword. He slammed down the laptop and nervously looking back at Twi'.

"Wha-what are you doing here Twillight? I thought you were having a book club meeting with the mane 6 today?!" He started to sweat.

"Yea, I was, but then uh, things got uh -mmm- juicy in the book. Sooooo, don't come into my room okay?" The mare was salivating.

"Um, yea..sure, whatever." Spike replied. Twi' went upstairs and things went silent for awhile. Spike resumed his quest on killing children.

30 minutes later he heard muffled sighs and screams from the bedroom. The dragon was annoyed by this screaming and traveled upstairs to see what was going on.

What is that crazy pony up to? He thought as he approached the door. He could hear Twilight screaming some wierd stuff.He heard some giggles and rustlinng from time to time.

"Oh give it to her stallion! Give her the protusion of your erection into her libia!"

Oh now she's talking science shit now... If he disliked anything about Twilight, it was her unending ranting of science. He hated it.

Tha's it, I'm going in.... Spike took a few steps back from the door and ran at the door. He hurled all his momentum onto the door, the door came off of his hinges and sending it to the other side of the room.

"Hey Twi' can you please shutu-" Spike was cut off in midsentence by the suprise that bestowed upon him. The sight was very sickly....in Spike's case. Twi's hooves were between her legs, eyes were locked onto the book. The mare was extremely sweaty, the aroma of the air was full of her scent. The mare continuosly muttered some words while rubbing the pillow onto her.

"What the...HEY TWILIGHT!" Spike yelled from across the room.

"Gah!" the mare jumped off her bed.

"What the hell were you doing?" He put his claws on his hips.

"Oh uh, nothing Spike..*she tapped her hooves together nervously*..Um I was fluffing the pillow...Yes! Fluffing the pillow! That's what I was doing...Heh.." Her heart was still racing from the unexpected suprise.

Soike narrowed down his eyes. He wasn't a little dragon.

"*sigh* Alright, I'll leave you alone to masturbate Twi', just please don't scream k?" Spike left the room and continued downstairs to teached the kids a lesson or two in magic.

"Dammit.....Oh well." Spike figured she was pleasing herself as well. He felt kind of sad, he really wanted to do her, a chance that will only happen in billion years....and he blew it. The dissapointed dragon went downstairs and headed to the kitchen. He took out the ingredients for spagghetti and hayballs and started cooking.

"Did.....Spike compliment on my ass?" The rainbow mare was still at the floor, staring deeply into the wall. She didn't know what to think. Happiness, anger, relief, curiousness.

Is he interested in me? Does he really like me or he's trying to make me feel better... Her mind was full of questions.

I know how to solve this... She giggled and looked in Twilight's drawers for a certain type of clothing.

He deserves it anyway... She found what she was looking for and laid back on the bed, struggling to put on the clothing.

40 MINUTES LATER....

Spike finished the dish. The dragon had sprinkled parmesean on top of the noodles, the sauce smelled of fresh tomatoes and a blend of herbs. He cautiously layed on the hayballs, which were seasoned and cooked to perfection. Spike took two bowls out of the pantry and evenly seperated the spaghetti.

I hope she forgives me, I don't want her mad at me. Spike was holding both of the bowls in one hand, and in another some aged wine and two glasses. Spike was a young dragon, but he had a strong stomach, it was normal for him to drink beer and wine with the mane 6.

He knocked on the door.

"Hey, Rainbow, I made some spagghetti if you want some. I'm sorry for uh, offending you I guess?"

Some rustling was heard behind the door, hoofsteps nervously clopped on the floor.

The noise stopped.

"Come in....." Rainbow replied.

Spike gulped, Please don't hurt me RD.... he prayed to Celestia as he opened the door.

What happend next, blew his mind.

Rainbow was wearing Twlight's special maid lingerie, the lining was a pearl white, the rest of her body was concealed with a jet black outfit. The skirt barely covered her athletic, smooth hind legs. A trail of rose pedals lead to the bed, In which a sexy mare was laying on.

"Shall I take your plate Mr. Greenflame?" The mare said in here most seductive voice.

"Uh....sure?" The dragon was puzzled, but extremely turned on. He stood still as the "jock" leaped off the bed and took the plates by her mouth. She turned back to the bed, wiggling her flank as she traveled. Spike stared at it in awe.

"Take a seat Mr. Greenflame."

"Umm, sure, but....what's going on?" He walked to the bed, his eyes still focused on her flank.

"I just want to talk to you..." She laid down the plated on the bed and reached for a cup of wine in Spike's claw and grabbed it with her wing. she took a sip, laying next to the nervous dragon.

He was speechless.

"So....you....like my ass....don't you?" Her tail reached up and grazed his cheek.

Skittles... He inhaled the scent of her sweet smelling tail.

"Yea, ye-yea I g-guess I said that."

"You know....nopony ever said anything like that before...I'd like to thank you for....taking care of me for the past three days. You're a very nice dragon Spike, and I want to thank you for helping me heal up. So I'm going to give you a chance of a lifetime.....You up for it?" She looked seductivley into his begging eyes.

"YES." He pushed the spagghetti off the bed. Rainbow threw her wine behind her, a loud crash was followed. The mare placed herself on top of Spike.

"My body is ready...." Staring into her glistening magenta eyes.

"I'll be on top, got that?"

"Lead the way, I'm all yours..."

I'm fucking awesome...

Tasted the Rainbow.

Spike here, keep on asking questions bros...I'm uhh busy right now. Just let the author do his thing and I'll be back to ask your questions.

The sun had shone through a small window in Twilight's bed. The dragon was still sleeping, the light violet covers were still moist from the recent activity that had been going on. Spike woke up from the sunlight that landed perfectly on his face. He put a pillow over his head to block the disturbing light.

His mind then started to work, The thoughts of last night, the hardcore sex, and Where was she right now. He used his claws to sit upright and checked the digital clock on the sidetable.

"eight o' clock" The clock read.

Spike almost snapped his neck as he looked for a sight of the Rainbow maned mare. no sight of her. The bedsheets still showed the glistening juiced that were excreted last night. Spike knew which one was his, the color of dragon's jizz is a pure white, but it has small gemstones inside it. Spike looked at other parts of the bed. There was another color in there, Spike looked closer at the stain. He took a big whiff.

"Skittles, how the hell does her juice taste like skittles? It smells good though." Spike inhaled the scent. Then he licked it, his mind flooded with flashbacks of last night. The different positions, the smell, the moist air, the look in eachothers eyes.

"Man, that sex was hardcore, nothing like with Blo- Oh Celestia, BLOOM! Ugh! I'm fucking stupid! I get a girlfriend for the first time in my life and I have sex with the next mare I see....Not sure if I'm a player, or a bad boyfriend."

Spike's train of thought stopped as his emerald eyes locked onto a letter that layed on the floor next to the bed. He picked it up and noticed it was Rainbow Dash's hoofwriting, messy and unaligned. The reptile rubbed his eyes to make his vision:

Spike...

Thanks for taking care of me for the past three days bro, your an awesome little dragon.

"Little?" Spike hated that word, he crumbled the note a bit, but let go of his anger and continued to read.

I want to tell something, don't tell anypony though ok? Nopony ever cared for me before Spike.....I was always alone. I never knew my dad and my mom abandoned me when I was a little foal. I was always by myself. Sure I had Pinks, Twi', Flutters, and the rest, but...You are the only one actually looked inside me, thank you Spike. I love you....

I got to head back to Canterlot now, I have the courage now to punch those stallions in the face, thanks to you. I'll be thinking about you.

Dashie~ <3

P.s. message me later, I also like the position we did last night.

The message ended with a picture which seemed to be hoof-written. It was a sketch of The mare and Spike.

"Dafuq?"

Spike was puzzled. She loves me? She draws? Since WHEN!?" I have a girlfriend for Celestia's sake! Slamming his face with his claw.

"But, she doesn't have to know about it....yea! I got it all figured out! I'll do Rainbow on weekends and Bloom during the week. I'm smart.." He patted his head.

Spike looked at the bed, messy, smelled of Rainbows and copper, and just plain wet almost 50% of the bed. Spike could see sweat shadows of his claws all over the place. Little strands of multicolored hair littered the pillows.

"I gotta clean this place up..." Spike took the covers, walked down the stairs and stepped into the kitchen. He opened the lid to the washing machine and placed the sweet smelling sheet inside.

"I'm definetly doing this again." He poured in the detergent and walked up to the laptop.He heard the humming of the washer as he turned on the laptop. The computer was still on the /r/ clop clop site.

".....*click*....."

"Where's the Rainbow Dash category?"

Celestia hasn't been seen out of her chambers for over a week now. Luna was getting scared.

Oh dear, what is my sister doing in her bedrom? Could it be that the Nightmare took over Tia's body! She is planning to kill me!? She then thought of something that horrified her.

What if she read.......Molestia! No....no that can't be possible. Everypony would have died of the exhaustion of....eww...
Luna shuddered at the thought.

She looked at a royal gaurd that was doing his lately patrol in the halls.

"ROYAL GUARD!" Using her royal Canterlot voice.

The guard jumped a bit, but he was trained not to show any weakness.

"Yes princess?!" He saluted with his right hoof.

"Gather up the guards, we are BARGING into my sisters' headquarters to see what is going on!" pointing to the door.

"*sigh* Shall I get the royal custodian?"

"Indeed."

30 minutes later....

100 of Celestia's ELITE guards are standing in front of the her room. They were recieving orders from Luna.

The custodian was there as well.

".....If any of you die a horrible death, you will always be remembered. NOW WHO IS READY?!"

All of the guards saluted in agreement.

"CHAAAAAAAAARGE!" Luna gave the signal. All of the ponies rushed to the door.

"For Equestriaaaaaaaa!!!!" A pegasus shouted.

"For Narnia!!!"

"For Sparta!!!"

"HOOOORAAAAA!!!"

The door slammed open. A large amount of humid air bursted out, smoke concealed the princess as she walked up to all the stunned ponies.

When the smoke cleared. A different type of princess appeared.

"Wha-whata-uh-WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU!?" Luna was disgusted.

*gasp!* *gasp!* *gasp!*

"Excuse me, royal custodian.....s'cuse me"

Princess Celestia's right hoof was extremely muscular, veins were seen pumping blood. Her mane was extremely messy,her eyes were bloodshot. It was astonishing to see her in this appearance. But she looked, sexy for some reason.

Many wingboners were seen in the group. Luna facehoofed herself.

"Sis! What has thou done for thy past week!" The moon princess replied.

Celestia just stared in one place.

"What were you DOING!"

"......Oh hey, I was um.....writing letters to other princesses across the land and whatnot." She lifted her muscular hoof and pointed to her desk.

"Alot of, sticky situations these, princesses are..."

"Oh um, Okay sis', I just wanted to know how your..." She took a closer look at her right hoof.
"Doing." She said disgustingly.

Most of the ponies in the crowd were salivating at this time. The custodian just went inside her royal quarters.

"Seriously ponies? She basically does this EVERY day! *sigh* nopony knows my pain.." The custodian walked into the humid room.

"Well, I see....Have a great morning Sis'." Luna walked away awkwardly.

"Eeyup..." Her eyes nervously shook left to right.

Celestia started to close the door.

"Wait! NO! Don't leave me-*Wham!*"

The custodian was never seen again.

30 MINUTES LATER..

Spike once again was sucked into the digital world of /r/ clopclop. This time, he specifically searched for Rainbow Dash. Not to clop to it, but to remember what he tapped. Once in while he would laugh, and sometimes he would look in awe.

"Wow, i did RD. I still can't believe it!" He said as he look at her flank which was flash at the screen. He could feel her soft flesh rubbing on his...

Spike threw up a letter.

"Ugh..." It took him a few seconds for the sickness to go away. He then grabbed the letter and read it.

Dear Spike,

Things have been a little crazy here in Canterlot. I don't even know where to start. Rainbow is gone! I tried to look everywhere. She disappeared when we were at the mall and...something bad happend. Then she flew away! I don't know where in Equestria she is. Spike, if you see her, please tell me, ok?

Other things are just plain wierd. Applejack is losing her accent, Big Mac is talking in full sentences, it's like Discord just took a massive crap on us! Sorry for my language Spike. I can't even think straight.

Well, have a great day Spike. I know i'm not.

Love, Twi'.

"Do my eyes decieve me?" Spike read the letter again.

Applejack without her accent!? Big Mac talking in sentences?!

"Ok now that's wierd, I wonder what they're doing right now." Spike wondered as he put down the letter and continued to search deeper into the website.

Meanwhile at the Sweet Apple Acres residence...

Scoots and Sweetibelle had returned from their "Trips" and went to talk to Applebloom about her. The yellow mare had invited them in and talked about their journeys.

"......So yea Rainbow Dash was great! She like, totally owned Big mac in tongue wrestling. What about you Sweetiebelle?"

"Oh yea! Me and my parents visited the theme park "Dis'knee" land! It was boring though. Some stupid ponies in some little girly mascot costumes. They weren't even good! The rides were extremely boring...not really anything fun." She pouted.

"So what did you do Bloom'?" They both simutaniously asked.

"Oh, ah did uh, nuthin'." She smirked a bit as she twirled her hoof on the floor. Sweetie and Scoots always knew when she was lying. Her sister was the element of honesty, and one of the most worst liars in Equestria.

"Oh come on Applebloom, we all know your a horrible liar! Did something 'juicy' happen?" They both leaned in and gave her nudge nudge and a wink wink. The apple mare's cheeks were extremely red.

"Aw it ain't nothin ya hear?" She said defensively.

"Come on Bloom'! We won't tell anyone,Pinkie promise! Scootaloo proceeded to stick a hoof in her eye and stopped herself before doing so.

Scootaloo gasped.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS PROMISE KEEPERS YAY!"

"*sigh* Fahn, but ya promise not to tell anypony?"

"Yea,yea get on with it." Sweetie Belle said.

"I made out with Spike ok?"

"........."

".........."

".........."

"Bloom's got a coltfriend!?"

"That is so cute!" Both made the "wub woo" face.

"Oh mai gawsh, like, how did it feel?!" "How did you take it?" "Omuhsoahfaa!"

"Girls! Quiet! Geesh, ya talk more than Pinkie!" She covered her ears.

They stopped.

"Now Imma tell ya h'wat....it felt awesome."

They proceeded to talk more on how they kissed, and how they fell in love and whatnot. Granny Smith heard them talking about Spike and how he was so cute, so she decided to trot into her room, thinking of giving the little foal a thing or two about boys.

"Hiya little foals! I herd ya talkin' bout them pretty boys out n' yonder! Why back in the summer of 192-"

"Granny, leave please." Applebloom and the rest of them pointed to the door.

"Oh,uh, ok thien....." She sadly walked out, closing the door.

"........"

"EEEEE!!!!"

Drop dat BASS

Spike has a guest for his next blog entry, It's Rainbow! So if you want to talk to her specifically, start with dear Rainbow....

Here we go!

The Canterlot hotel....

Midnight had begun in Equesrtia, the birds were sleeping, bunnies went into their burrows, the grass swayed in the wind, everything was quiet. But what the little animals didn't know was that they were going to get a rude awakening.

Twilight and that gang had been invited to see a concert in Canterlot. They were invited by the Queen of dubstep herself, Vinyl Scratch.

"Alright everypony, you guys ready for the concert?" Twilight asked the group.

"Yea, just let me get my black hoodie and sum of them lightsticks or whatever you call'em" Big Mac replied.
"Since have you ever worn clothes before Mac?" Applejack retorted. "Dam these stupid clothes......" Applejack tried to put on her dark orange sweater.
"Well, since it's the style here to wear them fancin' clothes I wondering if I could group more mares if I wore this clothing. Plus it's cold outside."
"Oh but you cannot go to the concert looking like an unwashed tramp dear! You need to look stylish! Like mwah!" Rarity pointed a hoof at herself. She had a whole bunch of bling on her. She also had shades.

"Rarity, We're going to a dubstep concert...not some zebra rap trash." Twlight remarked. She put on a T-shirt that said DJ-P0N3 and showed a little picture of Vinyl Scratch at the bottom.

"That doesn't mean I have to look like trash though. Represent!" Rarity huffed.

"OMIGOSH! I can't wait to be there! I got my awesome beanie and I'm ready to partay! patting her black hat.
Her marecandy headphones were snug ontop of the beanie

Fluttershy opened her door to reveal her herself.
"I'm ready to go to the concert! woohoo.." Fluttershy pumped a hoof in the air.

Caramel's jaw dropped as the mare showed herself to the group.
Big mac noticed this and leaned over to Caramel.
"Hey, hey Caramel....."
"Yea?"
".....(insert trollface)....
I tapped that, you mad?" He chuckled.
"Dammit Mac! All the freakin' time!" Caramel walked ot of the door.

"Ugh, stallions are so immature......Come on, let's go." Twilight turned to the door.
"RAINBOW! WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CARRIAGE CAB! HURRY UP!" She yelled to Rainbow.

"GO WITHOUT ME! I'll be here for awhile!" Rainbow yelled from the bathroom. Dash had gotten back about two hours ago. The mare had lied about where she was the past three days.

The door slammed shut.

Dammit Spike, these gems Hurt like hell! The Dragon's seed juice was gone but the gemstones were still inside her. It felt really uncomfortable.

"Next time he's wearing a condom." trying to fish out the rocks.

AT SWEET APPLE ACRES.....

"Alright kids, Ya'll need to go home. Yur parents are waitin fer yers back home." Granny Smith said with a dull tone.

"But Grann-"

"NO IS NO APPLEBLOOM! Say bah to yer friends and geta move on into the shower little missy!"

"Ugh! Fien.." The dissapointed filly trotted up the stairs.

"These dangnabbit foals these days, I swear, if them little fillies wer back in my tiem they would e'get an ass whoopin!"
She said as she pushed the two other ponies outside the house.

"Bye Applebloom!" they shouted from outside.

*Wham!*

"Geesh, what's wrong with Granny Smith?" Scoots' said.
"Eh, I don't know. Don't care, she's gonna die soon I don't know...."

"I can't believe Applebloom got a coltfriend, before us! How did that happen?"
"I don't know Scootaloo, she only has us as friends, she doesn't really hangout with anypony else."
"*sigh* What's wrong with us?"

They silently thought what could be wrong with them.

"Sweetie, I got an idea.." a mischevious smile reached to the far sides of Scootaloo's mouth. She pointed to Ponyville and started to trot, Sweetie followed.

MEANWHILE AT THE LIBRARY.....

"That's the shit pony, thanks." Spike grabbed the bag from the mailmare.

"You didn't see anything....." Derpy implied. The dragon proceeded to pay the pony with a bag of bits. She puts it inside her bag and quickly looks around for any bystanders.

"Derps, you know marajuana is legal right? For like, the last century?" Spike puzzingly said as the mare looked a bit nervous.

"They want my muffins Spike....all of them...." She tried to look serious, but her derped eyes made it seem impossible to be real with her.

"Whatever Derps, well, say hi to Dinky for me alright?"
"Sure thing Spike! Have a muffin day!" She said as she clumsily got herself off the ground and derped home.
"That mare is bucking hot...Dem derped eyes, I wonder how they got like that?"

Spike walked back to the laptop and opened it. Spike was still on /r/clop clop...(Pony porn as he likes to call it.)

*sigh* I need to get out more...

Spike opened a new link, it showed Rainbow wearing socks and panties on a cloud..

"That mare.....that mare..is one sexy mare..." Chuckling to himself.

As he was about to close the tab, he noticed an ad that caught his eye.

The ad read:
DJ-P0N3 concert! midnight at the Canterlot Ampitheatre! Tickets sold at 200 bits per pony!

*gasp!*

"Holy shit!" Spike gasped.

"Why hasn't anypony told me she's here!"

Spike loved that mare's dubstep, her magical beats made his heart skip a beat. He lived and breathed her dubstep. All the time. She was his IDOL..

Spike looked at the bottom right of the laptop screen, the time was 11:30...

If I can teleport myself out of here, I'll be there in no time! He thought as ran up the stairs to his room, and grabbed a pure white jacket from his drawer and matching shades. He stuffed the bag that Derpy gave him in one of the jacket's pockets and ran outside.

Spike stood in front of the library, ready to teleport himself.

Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle were right up the street. "I can see Spike! Come on 'Belle!"
"*pant* Shutup!"

Spike started to inhale a large amount of into his lungs and started to breathe fire on himself..

"Wait! Spike! Wait!" Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle jumped into the dragon's fire, making them all disappear into thin air...

"Yes! Clean my plot you dirty janitor you! Clean it! Oh YEA!"

Celestia was still in her quarters. She still hasn't got out of her chambers yet, the custodian was there as well. The bed smelled of sex and sweat.

"MMMMMPH! MPH!" The custodian wasn't able to breathe under the princess' flank.

All of a sudden, a large flame lit up the room. Celestia was suprised at this and stopped what she was doing. The flame started to appear as three familiar figures.

*Poof*

Spike, Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle's were blinded by the light of the fire. they rubbed their eyes to get a better view of the sorroundings.
First thing they saw was a sweaty Celestia on top of pony who was under her flank.

"AAAA!"
"AAA!"
"AAAA"
"AAA!"
"MPHMPHH!"

"The fuck is this!?" Spike was horrified.
"The fuck are you!?" The princess retorted.
"Blarg!" Sweetie vomited on the floor.
"My eyes burn!!" Scootaloo yelled.

Scootaloo flapped her wings in an attempt to fly out of the window but instead faceplanted the wall next to it, making her unconcious. Spike covered Sweetiebelle's eyes and grabbed Scoot's tail with his other claw and exited out of the window that the pegasus had failed to go through.

*Crash!*

"Mmmphhmph-mph-mph!" The custiodian begged for them to come back. A tear ran down his eye.
"Nopony can hear your cries of PAIN!" Celestia silenced him as she pushed in her flank deeper into the poor pony's face.

After they jumped out the window, Sweetie yelled at Spike.
"Spike! What the-"
"No time to explain! What happend back there was extremely unplanned! All I know right now is that if we don't run Celestia will rape us all!"

Sweetie felt sick.

Spike threw Scootaloo off a small cliff, followed by other obstacles that involved "accidentally" hurting Scootaloo.

They ran for at least 5 minutes and then reached the city of Canterlot. Spike could see the theatre right up the mountain. He called out to a taxi carriage.

" *pant*Yo taxi!" He waved at driver. Spike and Sweetiebelle were extremely tired. Spike's arm was tired of dragging and throwing Scootaloo multiple times.

They hurriedly opened the door and closed it.

"Well hi there little foals! Where ya hea-Oh Celestia!"

Spike hid the unconcious pegasus behind him. He punched his own gut and out came a sharpened diamond blade.

"What the!?" The unicorn filly was confused.

"Drive motherbucker.." He layed the crude knife on the taxi driver's cheek. The driver whipped the two stallions that were powering the wagon and off they went.

"Now listen to me closely.." Spike whispered into his ear. "You didn't see anything, and you didn't hear anything, got it?" Pushing the knife deeper into his cheek.

The driver gulped and replied "Just please don't kill me pony!"
"If you don't shut the tartarus up I might....Just go up the mountaintop right there.." He pointed to the stadium.

Sweetie was hearing all of this. She was shocked, but also aroused by Spike's rebelious behavior. She started to notice how cute his cheeks were, the swagness of his apparel, his muscular tail. She was hypnotised by the constant jiggling of his butt when the carriage would hit a bump in the road.

Wow, guess that's why Applebloom likes this dragon so much!

She came to a conclusion. "Well you only live once..." she stood on her hind legs and put her hooves in the air. WOOOO!"

I swear, are all mares this crazy? This is more wierder than the time i was drunk with Princess Luna..

He pushed the thought out of his mind and focused at the task at hand.

"Mmm..Rainbow.....I didn't know you were a wonderbolt..." Scootaloo mumbled.

Part two coming soon.

Drop dat bass pt. 2

wub,wub,wub,wub.....
"Do you like it Tavi'?"

"I love it! The mixture of the vocals and bass seem to be a very great combination Vinyl. And a very great quality as well!" She nudged her friend.

"You don't have to go all science-y shit on me Tavi.." The bass pony replied as she used her magic to levitate the contraption off the floor, placing it on a table.

"Well I was just saying you made a wonderful track.." She crossed her hooves.

"Awww Thanks.." She went up to the dissapointed pony and gave her a hug."I'm going to play this one today, it's one of my favorites!

"Psh...."

A backstage guardpony opened Vinyl's door with a loud thud as it hit the wall. He was wearing a headet and a shirt that said
"Backstage Guard"

"Are you ready Ms. Scratch?" The autumn colored stallion said as he overlooked the two friends.

"Yea, just me give a few more seconds.." He waved him off.

"Yes, Ma'am" He closed the door. Vinyl then turned back to Octavia, her hooves still crossed.
"Your going to cheer for me right?" She smirked.
"Of course! I wouldn't be here if-"
The unicorn mare gave her friend a bearhug. Octavia's face turned purple as she patted Vinyl's back to let go.

*gasp* "Let go! Let go!"

The unicorn unclamped herself from the earth pony. She then headed for the door!
"Later!" She waved as she left her room and proceeded to the stage

"Have fun out there!" She waved back.

Spike and the rest of the fillies had finally got up the mountain. Spike still had the knife held up to his neck, the stallion was dripping with sweat as they reached to a stop.

"Remember, nopony..." He stuffed the diamond knife it in the carriagedriver's coatpocket.

"W-what?" He said confusingly

"Let's go Sweetie.." Spike jumped off the carriage as he held Scootaloo's tail, her face hit the floor.

*giggle* He called me Sweetie.. She happiliy hopped behind Spike. The dragon looked up to see the humongous amphitheatre that towered over him. Spotlights littered the air, He could hear ponies cheering for a certain DJ. Limosuine carriages were waiting to go inside the stadium. It was a full house.

"Ehh, Spike, why excactly are we here?" She finally had the guts to say.

"To see DJ-P0N3!" His eyes sparkeled as he mentioned her name.

"Who's that?"

"Are you serious?"

"Yea, I rea-Whap-Ow!"

Spike slapped Sweetiebelle's cheek.

He looked at her dead in the eye and brung his face forward."You just lost 20 friendship points.." Sweetiebelle rubbed her cheek, but kept trotting next to him. She looked to Spike with a mixed feeling of pain and anger.

"You didn't have to hit me!" She was on the verge of crying.

"How can you not know who she is....." Spike kept a straight face.

The two were in an awkward silence as they came closer to the stadium. Scootaloo started to jerk a bit. Spike looked behind him to see a salivating mare.

"Rainbow....That's not where your tail goes...mmm.." Scootaloo murmered.

Spike's face was blank.
"Is that the the only thing she thinks about? Rainbow?" He said, cocking eyebrow at the filly.

"Yea, she likes her...Rainbow....alot."

"...I can see why..." He whispered to himself.

"What?"

"Nothing..."

They reached the ticket booth that led to the entrance.

"I'm going to pay for the tickets, stay here with Scootaloo." He said as he dropped the pegasi's tail, walking up to the booth.

"Like she's going anywhere.." Sweetiebelle sat down next to the sleeping mare.

"...Mm...welcome to the DJ...Oh hey Spike!" Lyra interupted herself as he saw the dragon looking up to her.

"Hey Lyra!" He waved. I didn't know you were vending tickets here!" Lyra wore a stylish red and white striped vest, followed by red bowtie

"Yep! In fact, I'm here with Bonbon here too! Heh heh, Hey Bony! Get up here!" She yelled as she tried lift up something.

"What is it?" she got up to the counter and looked at the reptile. "Ahh Hello Spike. How are you?" Bon-bon smiled.

Spike's face expression was confused. Bon-bon's muzzle was wet with some sticky, clear substance, her mouth dripped with the mysterious substance. She was also wearing the same uniform as Lyra, but it was also a little wet.

"You...got a little something on your your face.." Spike moved his claw in circular motion all around his face.

"What?" She touched her face.A long stream of the liquid stretched out on her hoof. "Ugh, dammit Lyra! Your so easy.."

"Not my fault your good at it." Lyra lifted up her hooves, rejecting the fact it wasn't her fault.

Spike backed up a little "...Ew...but yet very arousing..." He looked at the two dirty mares. He felt something pulse blood in his lower body.

"See? A compliment.." She pointed to Spike and gave a smile of satisfaction.

"Yea, so, I need three tickets for the concert.."

"Sorry little bro, sold out.." She pointed to the sign next to her that was hoofwritten: NO MORE TICKETS. LEAVE.

"Dammit..."

Spike looked down in defeat. Then he figured out a great idea. He then remembered how Lyra just made a compliment for Bon-bon...

"I tell you what.." His eyes dimmed. ".If you let me Sweetie and Scoots and me in, you both get to sleep with this..."

Spike lifted his jacket to reveal a very large "Banana", result of the arousal he could smell behind the counter had got him excited.

"Woa.." Both of their eyes glistened as they feasted upon the wonderful view of his dragonhood. They both looked at eachother and went under the counter. Spike could hear a faint mumbling and whispers.

I don't think we should do this Lyra!

Why not? You saw that thing! It was freaking long!

Yea...but he's just a baby dragon!

Bon-Bon! He was born when Twilight was a filly! He's practically the same age as us!

But I don't-

Hey! It's either this or I get to cut off one of his fingers for my hand experiment!

Well that's pretty harsh don't you think?

"Save yourself here Spike..."Spike chimed in. "*cough* Did I mention that my tongue can stretch over five feet?" He said, rubbing a claw on his jacket, then inspecting it.

Lyra and Bon-bon peered over the counter, they squinted their eyes and hid behind the counter again.

Oh come on Bon! That's a freaking plus right there! We can't pass an oppurtinity like this to spice up our sex life!

*sigh* Alright..

They popped up once more from the counter. Spike was eager for a reply.

"Meet us at our house, tommorow, at 11:00..." Bon-bon said as she used her keys to opened the gate. The gateway made a *click* sound as Bon-Bon twisted the key inside.

"Thanks! *You won't regret it!*" He whispered as he started to run back to the two mares.

Spike went back to Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo, who was now awake.

"Alright, We're in, let's go." The dragon said as he stretched out a claw to Scootaloo.

"Agh! My head! What happenend to my head?" Rubbing her forehead

"I'll explain later.." He said as they walked into the gate.

"Take this, it'll help your headache" Spike fishes out the bag that Derpy gave him and handed it to Scootaloo.
The cautious mare looked in the bag. "What's this white stuff?"

"WHAT."

Spike grabbed the bag and looked inside it, a fine white powder. He inhaled the substance, to his suprise....It was

"CRACK..." crumbling the bag a little.
"I asked for weed and she get's me crack.Wonderful." *facepalm*

"What's wrong?" Sweetiebelle asked

".......There's a special place in Molestia's castle for ponies like Derpy...."

Meanwhile in the crowd....

"Ugh! Where is she!? I want my Dubstep!" Twilight yelled out.

"Geesh! calm down Twilight. Look there she is!!" Rarity pointed to the side of the side of the stage. Out exited a mare with an electric blue mane, followed by a pair of sapphire glasses and a pair of heavy headphones. Smoke and fireworks marked out her entry as she trotted her way to the middle stage where her Dubstep and Dubstep accessories were laid on a black mixing table.

Seriously? All of this bucking fireworks and shit? I don't want to be like Trixie for Celestia's sake....

The enormous crowd of ponies cheered and yelled as the famous, one and only DJ-P0N3 entered the stage. Beach balls were being thrown all over the stadium, Massive lasers beams scouted the amphiteatre and giving life to the moment. Hearts and minds alike melted at the amazing sight. Pegasi looked down on the other ponies as they used clouds to get a view.

Twilight erupted with a loud yell.

"Yo! A.T.O Imma drop some some new shit ya'll! Fuckin' real, let's go!" Vinyl boomed into her microphoneShe turned on her synthesizer, setting it to maximum bass. The ponies in the stadium roared as the intense beat got louder. The vocals have been added to the mix,combining them to the song to release a symphony of soud. The beat started out as a simple beat, a simple line It's tricky was echoed into the beggining.

Spike and the mares were still scrambling into the stadium.

The dragon could hear the first vocals of the song.

I-i-i-it's not that easy! he could hear.

They looked for different entries, but many were blocked with ponies trying to get a view. Spike had found a fire escape door that led into the top center of the stadium.

"get inside." He said as he opened the door.

I-i-i-it's not that easy!

Spike and the rest had settled into a few seats that were in the top center of the stadium. They were safe, and right on time too. Spike sighed of relief as he laid back into his chair.

"Alright you guys, enjoy.." Spike said as he opened the bag. Better than nothing he stated in his mind as he cupped his claw into the bag, grabbing a handful of the white powder and snorted it. He then passed it on to Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle, both snorted the powder in as well.

"Thanks Spike, your a nice friend." Scootaloo said, despite the fact of what happend when she was passed out.

"Yyyeeeeaaa....." Regretting his actions.

They all relaxed as the magical beats echoed around the stadium. The electric beat made the scales on Spike's back stand up. Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo shared the same experience, beats vibrating into their ears and transforming it into pure bliss.

It's very complicated!

"This sounds amazing..." She said as she wiped a tear

"Same here.."

"Mares please, this nothing." As he stood up and waited for the extreme drop. Closing his eyes and clenching his fists.

3....2.....1....

They say I'm overrated! My name is fun I'm numbah 1! It's very complicated!

The bass had been dropped. Ponies felt the massive vibration seep through their ears and travel through their body, giving an orgasmic feeling of relief and energy. Many horns of unicorns have spat out magical discharge because of the sick beat. Pegasi could feel the energy seep into their wings, making them erect and rock hard from the a sexy mare's swaggerlicous bass.

"HHHHHNNNNNNG!" Twilight's horn spat out electrical energy, a mixture of colors levitated above her. The sensation of excretion from her horn left her in a state of pure adrenal energy.

"Oh....my."

The rest of the party felt the same erotic feeling surge through all of their bodies. A large moan could be heard through all of the stadium. Hitting Spike and the fillies as well.

4 hours later....

"That concert was awesome! How come we never heard of her before!" Scootaloo said as they exited the theatre.
"Yea, it was amazing! Spike, I now understand why you hit me, and now I know why." Sweetiebelle hung her head low.

"Aww it's alright Sweetiebelle.." patting her haed.

Spike and the fillies had finally exited the gates.

"Alright, let me grab a-" Spike stopped himself as a hoof hung over his shoulder. He peered to his backside.

"*Hic* hey there Spikey, how you doin? Applejack trotted to his side, leaning closer to his face.

"What the f-"

Spike looked farther behind him, he could see Big mac and Twilight in view. They all smelled of beer and alchohol, Big mac was the only one who didn't seem drunk.

"How did-" AJ pulled Spike closer to her.

To be continued....

Spike + drunk ponies= bad problem

I was going to write more in this chapter, but I guessed that I give it to you now then ever. So, here you go.

"Oh dear Celestia..."

Spike was still in disbelief, all of his friends. Here, at the same concert....at the same gate. Surely him and the CMC were in trouble, but for some reason he knew that he was going to get bucked in the face or harrased at by one of them in the near future. Probably he would get bucked by Applejack (most likely) and be harrased by everyone else.

He really didn't want to see a mad Mac.

He nervously looked around, all of there faces read of puzzlement. Twilight, Mac, Caramel, Fluttershy....Fluttershy? And Pinkie, stood there in disbelief. (except for Applejack who was grabbing him by the ass). Spike didn't feel uncomfortable or anything about Applejack being so close to him. Hell, Applejack looked pretty dam cute when she was drunk. But he didn't want to see her hind legs when she got sober.

He then looked back at the orange mare, who was licking her lips, ready for intrusion.

Sigh, maybe next next time Applejack...

"Whoa, whoa, Hold on!" Spike pushed her face away. Applejack released her grip, and fell to the ground with a loud *THUMP*.

The gang got even more suprised, not to mention Big mac the most stunned, but Twilight just got scarier, looking as if she wanted to kill a bitch.

Awkward silence ensued for a good 5 seconds.

For Spike, they were the longest seconds of his life. Well there were other situations as close as this one, but that's for another story.

"...Hiiiiiiii! What are you guys doin' here!?" He tried to sound as oblivious as possible, trying to make the situation less worse than it already is. He knew it would'nt work but he gave it a try.

"What are we doing here?" Twilight starting trotting up to him, from the looks of her, she looked pissed. "What are we doing here Spike?, what are YOU doing here?!" She pointed a hoof at his chest.

"Oh you know....stuff.."

I'm fucked.... He knew, without a doubt.

"Stuff?! Your in Canterlot, if you didn't notice, in a concert, in which you should'nt be in!.....That's not even my first concern..H-how'd you even get here in the first place? Where did you come from?!...." She growled.

Spike stood still, if he told her how he got here, forget gems, forget trips to rarity's boutique, forget going to zecora's house for weed, forget going anywhere, forget......THE INTERNET...

Oh god...

"My porn!"

".......What?"

"NOTHING TWILIGHT...." Spike stared at her blankly, realizing what he just said.

"What's "porn"...Spike?"

Pinkie blurted out "Twi, I think I can tell y-"

"Sh-sh-shut the fuck up, I got this.."

Rarity intervened "Twilight, I think you sho-"

"I SAID SHUTUP whore.."

Ouch.... Even Spike felt that one a bit.

Rarity didn't cry though, either it was she was too drunk to notice or she knew it was only intoxicated, raged Twilight talking. But either way she didn't give a fuck.

Twilight narrowed her eyes until Spike could barely see her pupils.

Behind her, Big mac and Caramel were laughing their plots off. Seeing how clueless she was, only she wouldn't know what it was. Except for Fluttershy of course, she was considered to have never experienced anything on internet due to the caretaking of her creatures, and her shyness. Plus, she seemed like the last one to talk about anything about sexual intercourse, unless it's about her animals that is.

What the FUCK do i do now!!??

"You see...ugh..Twi..Porn is a...another word for...Pokemare cards!"

".....Pokemare?"

Wow, she actually believes this
Spike knowing that she did'nt understand what porn was, he kept up with the act.

Y-Yea! you see, saying "pokemare" is too long of a word to say, so, to make it easier, foals call it uh, porn...for short."

Spike gave a sheepish smile.

Think of examples... He knew he would go to Tatarus for this, but for now, he still wanted his Dashie, Rarity, pics.

"Just the other day I asked Speedster if I could see his porn collection, he had a good stash too. Probably the best porn in Ponyville!"

If this was on camera....oh god...

Twilight still seemed unamused...

"There's alot of different porn Twilight, like black porn, white porn, some exclusive porn that you have to pay alot for...Some are in 3-D too! I couldn't believe how real...mph!

Twilight shoved her hoof in his mouth."Spike I get the point. Now we're going to discuss your..."

Before Twilight could finish her sentence, Spike caught something in the corner of his eye, a little flash of light, followed by two other flashes, coming from the upper floor of the stadium. He could identify three small figures, all holding some type of...

weapon..

"...So no more midnight snuggles! NO MORE! DO YOU HEAR ME!?"

Just as he was about to respond to her....groundation of snuggles...

*PEW PEW PEW P-PEW PEW PEW!*

"Oh shit!"

"WHAT DID Y-OW!" Twilight was shot!

Spike didn't have time to look back as he ran to cover, bullets bombarding the air. Though he noticed none of the bullets were coming nearly close to him as he ran to a nearby barricade, a few grazed his feet but still managed to make it to his source of cover. He jumped over the barricade and hugged the cement, keeping his arms above his head in case of any shrapnel came his way.

the bullets stopped.

How come no one is screaming or anything?

Spike was scared to look over his cover, those creatures might still be waiting for his head to pop out and and snipe his ass.
The dragon thought....Maybe they were drug dealers and and wanted his crack! Or best case scenario....They were horny, VERY horny dragons in need of a dragMAN. (His imagination took over.) These were both win, win situations, he didn't like crack anyway, so he guessed he would just give them the dumb powder and be on his way. IF they were drug dealers.

Spike peered out from the side of his cover.

"What!?"

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS GUN MASTURBATORS!

Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo shouted out.

If there's anything I could do better, please do tell!

(It did seem rather rushed..)

criticism is needed to make this story better!

EXTRA CONTENT #3 special

I know, this is my third EXTRA CONTENT, but it's a good one and please don't cry

It's been one thousand years.......

A thousand years since Spike has seen the mane six..... He still remembers their faces, wishing he could go back in time and cherish these moments again. He felt the painful memories rush back into his brain,

Twilight's funeral was the saddest thing in his life.

He remebered Celestia's speech for her,

"We........have lost a special mare recently....." she choked on her words.

It took place the middle of the royal garden in Canterlot.Almost every one close to Twilight has spoken, The princess was the last to speak.

Spike and the mane 5 were next to her coffin. She was so peaceful. They all fought not to cry.

To make himself busy not to cry, he looked for ponies he knew in the audience. In the crowd he could see Trixie, Mayor Mare, Lyra and Bon Bon, Luna, Derpy, The whole Apple family, the CMC, and Twilight's parents. All here to pay their respects to an amzing mare.

"She was so special in all of our hearts....*her voice cracked*...She was a student, a friend, a family member, and an element of harmony."

She was sobbing now.

"We all didn't expect such a talented mare would leave us so early."

"I-I-I can't believe she's gone!" she collapsed, crying on the floor. Luna rushed to her side and trotted her off the stage. Twilight was in her coffin, with a beatiful, pure white rose and the element of frienship on her head.

Spike and the rest of the mane 5 were broken with tears. Rarity's mascara dropped all the way to her hooves, Rainbow's mane had gotten gray, Fluttershy could'nt handle it as her tears rained when she flew away. Applejack holded Spike in her arms as he was in agony of a important friend, sister, caretaker, everything. Pinkie's hair drooped down to the floor, hiding her face.

"Sugarcube, she's in a better place now...." trying her best not to be depressed.

"I-I don't understand Applejack!" he replied as he tried to grasp Twilight's hoof.

"Let it go! She's gon alriet?!" she broke as well...

He was so lonely.....

From time to time he would stay in caves shouting why me?, why am I the one to live the longest? why do I have to suffer generations of agony while ponies just die in front of me?

Sometimes he would try to commit suicide, but his thick hide wouldn't let objects penetrate into his body.
He would cry for days and days but nothing came back, he wanted to die.

He never felt happy again.

About five hundred years ago, he had made new friends. Their names were Autumn Leaf, a earth pony with a dark orange coat with a multicolored orange mane. Starkist A black unicorn mare that had beautiful green eyes that matched her flowing mane, and Concord, a purple coated, black maned pegasus stallion that would party all night. They were very great friends, they would go to the movies, have some snacks, like back then with the mane 6.....things changed

One day he went to Autumn Leaf's house, he knocked on the door, figuring if he wanted to go to pub in downtown Ponyville. He didn't answer, once again he tried to knock on the door. Spike was quite sure that he was in his home.

"Yo, Autto! you in there?!"
He knocked and knocked until his knuckles bruised...he shouted his name until he almost lost his voice...

He called his friends to see if Autumn was somewhere else, they didn't know either.

"I'm coming in!"
He couldn't take it anymore and broke the door off it's hinges and searched for the earth pony, not in the kitchen... he thought as he searched not in the bathroom....

He checked in his room...

What the hell?! he gasped at the gory image he saw.

Blood everywhere... splattered across the ceiling, on the floor, on the walls.... everywhere...

Spike was very suprised and disgusted at the scene. He then heard someone breathing in the bed.

*wheeze* *cough* "Hey bro, how are you?" a familiar pony rasped out of his breath. A knife stuck in his chest as he grasped it.

Spike heard him and rushed to his side, a knife in his chest, hooves were slit.

"Autumn! what happened here?!" holding his head, which was splattered with red liquid.

"Woa man, don't freak out." his eyes watered, he was turning pale...

"freak out?! I'm shitting my pants man!!" A mixture of sadness and anger rushed through his mind...what caused him to do this?

"Spike, I didn't want to live anymore..." He said, choking in his own blood.

"W-w-why would you do such a thing?" Beggining to sob on top of him. "w-what happend?"

He coughed up some blood right on Spike's face.

"This world is a figment of our imagination....It's deceivement, the lying, the hazards....It's not worth living"

"What are you thinking? you have us! your friends! *sobbing furiosly* why do you want to die?"

"Because Spike, We are all going to die one day....even you, what's the point to our lives if it has no meaning?"

Spike's heart was destroyed, looking at one of his best friends dying in front of his own eyes...

"I-I-I don't know" clenching his hoof.

"That's why I'm going to find out...."

He then forced the knife deeper, spewing more blood on the dragon in the process....

"I'll see you in skies my friend...."

And with those few words..... He left the world.

"Autumn!? Autumn! Don't die on me man! We got to get you to the hospital!"

It was too late, he was gone.

"no......this can't be happening...." he layed down on his knees, bestowing at his former beloved friend.

"Wake up! WAKE UP!" He was panting as he slapped him multiple times in the face...

He gave up, he couldn't take it.....

"wh-h-h-y?" he cried so much, clenching the pony's hair in his claw. Gasping for breaths as he would yell at the top of his lungs.

"WWHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

He stayed with the corpse for days.... Just crying next to his dead friend who treated him like a brother.......an equal.......
He could swear he could still hear his voice in his mind, remembering the good times, him riding his car that Applebloom gave him hundreds of years ago, him and the other friends would go to the beach and eat S'mores until they barfed...
Going in fights at Canterlot bars as Spike would usually get in a fight with a griffon, Autumn backing him up. A new brother as he would say. Brothers to the end.

"........The memories........" he choked out...

He closed his eyes with his claws, saying one last thing.

"Friendship is magic.."

He stayed with him, hugging a friend that meaant so much to him.

A WEEK PASSES....

"This is the Ponyville police! Show yourself!" as they stormed the house.

Spike was still there, passed out with all the crying and wailing he had done for the past week, next to an old corpse.

"SIR! I FOUND SOMETHING! GET THE CLAWCUFFS!" As he gagged at the horrid sight.

"Dear Celestia." the police captain replied. "Put that dragon in a straightjacket!"

He woke up.......

He was in Ponyville square, his head was sticking out of a gulliotine, clawcuffs on his wrist. Hundreds of ponies sorrounded him, holding torches.

"What's going on!?" angered but still drained from power as he tried to free himself.

He could hear a bunch of ponies yelling.

"Kill the dragon!"

"He doesn't belong with our society!"

"Burn him!"

What in the name of Celestia is going on?

A Stallion who he knew well walked in front of him.

"what's going on mayor?" The reptile replied.

He face was full of sadness but kept a straight face as he used his magic to read a piece of paper.

He used a microphone to announce what is going on.

"Spikeback Greenflame.. You are charged with the murder of Autumn Leaf, From the high court of Ponyville, you have been found at the quarters of Mr. Leaf as he was murdured and was also laying at his bedside. you are sentenced to death by the guillotine."

He was flabbergasted

"No.......no-no-no-no-no-no this can't be happening, this can't be happening!

I DIDN'T DO IT! YOU ALL HERE KNOW ME! I'M SPIKE! I WOULD NEVER HARM ANY OF YOU!" He shouted.

His best friends were in the crowd, who didn't even know him anymore....

I thought we were friends.. their faces said.

"I WAS THERE WHEN HE STUCK A KNIFE IN HIS CHEST! I WAS THERE FOR HIM!"

"Keep on lying! dragon!"

Some of the ponies cried, mothers took their little fillys inside their houses.

HE LEFT THE WORLD AT HIS OWN WILL! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE M-

"SILENCE!" The mayor said.....

"Now Spike the dragon. Any last words before you are relieved of this earth?"

"No..." Spike replied, he didn't care anymore, tears rolled from his eyes.

"Autumn was right......" chuckling a bit.

"very well...." He signaled the pony who was holding the rope for the blade that was to land on Spike's neck.

"Release!"

The blade went at an intense speed as it hurdled down to the reptile's neck.....

It broke....

Spike did'nt feel anything... he noticed bits of sharp metal on the floor...

Everybody gasped...

It took his a brain to process the fact he didn't die.

anger build inside him, he didn't die....his intincts took over was released.

With one whip of his tail he broke his cuffs, and broke apart the guillotine.

He threw the blistered wood at the crowd, ponies, mare and stallion were either crushed or scraped by the oncoming debris.....

"He's a monster!"

"Run away!"

"He's going to kill us!"

He jumped off the wooden stage and threw that as well, he then went on to rampage through Ponyville....demolishing everything in his path.

He also killed his two best friends....

"S-p-p-pike, uh-uh-why did you do t-thuuuu..." Starkist drew her last words as Concord rested on her lap, his neck severed.

after that he was wanted for a murder of three innocent ponies... that had done no harm.

The place he only knew, and he had to run away.....away from his home.

He never returned to Equestria ever again...

So here I am, in a cave, with no one....

It was raining, the drops of water evaporated from the dragon's high temperature,

"nothing else to do but remember..."

He then remembered a lulaby that Twilght once sang to him when he was a little baby.....

*sigh*

"All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow"

"And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world mad world"

"Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthda-a-ay
And I feel the way that every filly should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me-e-e"

"And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When ponies run in circles
It's a very, very mad world ... mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world.........."

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