Robotnik's Misadventure

by SuperUltimateBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Sex, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 2053

Robotnik wakes up in Ponyville with no memory of how he got there!

After waking up in Ponyville, Robotnik discovers that he is far from his home in Mobius. Applebloom offers to help him find a way home, but there may be something else on his mind.

Published 2013-10-02 23:50:06 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-02 23:50:06 UTC

Applebloom Appears

Eggman landed roughly on some stones.

When he came to, he noticed that this didn't look like his world at all. There were buildings that looked cartoonish. Everything was too colorful. Even the clouds, with their regular white hue, looked like it held a different tint to it.

But that wasn't all.

"Hey, mister?" an unknown voice said.

Turning around, Robotnik saw nothing.

"Um, down here."

Eggman looked down.

There, standing before him, was a small yellow horse. Her mane was red, and braided. A red bow sat atop her head.

"Ah'm Applebloom. Ah saw ya fall n' ah jus' wanted ta see if ya'll was fine."

Standing up, the doctor brushed himself off of the dirt and mud that tarnished his clothes.

"Where am I?"

"Ya'll in Ponyville. Dun ya'll rememb'r how ya got here?"

Eggman shook his head.

"Well dun ya'll worry. Ah'll bring ya ter see my sist'r. If anypony can help ya, ah reck'n it'd be her."

Deciding to follow the small filly, the two walked down the road.

"Ah nev'r did catch yer name."

"Apologies. My name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik."

"Pleasure ta meet ya."

Trailing behind the small horse, the doctor's eyes locked on her flank. He was feeling it. With each step, her plot bounced like a check for alimony. The sight of her puckered lips was showing through.

Eggman licked his lips.

"Say, Applebloom?"

"Yeah?"

"Where exactly are we going?"

"Well ta Sweet Apple Acres, o' course."

"It sounds like a farm."

"Yup. It's where mah family lives, and we have farm animals there. Ah thought that ah'd get mah cutie mark doin' farm work, but so far, nothin'."

"What's a cutie mark?"

"Well, wen a pony figur's out what their special talent is, a picture o' sorts appears on their flank. Most ponies are born with destinies, bu' ah haven't been able to find mine yet."

Applebloom looked discouraged.

"Hey, now. Don't sulk. If you and your sister can help me return home, I'll be sure to help you get a cutie mark!"

"Ya mean that mist'r"? Applebloom said with appreciation in her voice.

"Of course. I may be many things, my dear, but Dr. Ivo Robotnik is not a liar."

"Oh boy! Ah can' wait ta ern mah cutie mark!"

After a bit more small talk about Ponyville, the duo reached Sweet Apple Acres.

Possible Cutie Mark?

"Applejack!" Applebloom shouted.

No answer.

"Big Mac!" Yelled Applebloom.

No response.

"Granny Smith!" screamed Applebloom.

Again, nothing.

"Is there something wrong?" Inquired Eggman.

"Nah. Sometimes they set up an apple stand in the city. We try ter get bits however we can. Bu' they'r not here. C'mon, let's go find 'em."

"Wait Applebloom."

Applebloom stood still.

"Before we do that, why don't I assist you in finding your cutie mark?"

"How'r you gonna do that here? Normally, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, 'n I are always tryin diffren' stuff ta earn our cutie marks. We tried rock climbin', bridge jumpin, and parasailin, yesterday, an' nothin' came of it. We don' have anythin' here that would make a cutie mark appear."

Eggman smiled.

"Applebloom, have you ever heard of sex?"

"No. What is that?"

"Well, back where I come from when people have sex, they get rewarded. Sometimes with money, other times with drugs, the possibilities are endless."

"Drugs?"

"Never mind that."

Applebloom thought for a second.

"Well sur'! After all, ya did say you were gonna help me. If sex can do that, ah reckon' we try it!"

"Excellent!" said Robotnik with a sinister smile.

Standing there, alone, with the filly, made Robotnik really horny. He didn't care that she was a horse. She had a beautiful pussy, and, with how young she was, the doctor was sure that it'd be tight.

"Robotnik?"

"Hm?"

"Ah'v been meanin' ta ask ya. What's that in your hand?"

Robotnik looked down. During his time with the filly, he had forgotten all about the golden pingas that he found in Mobius.

"I don't really know. I picked it up, and, next thing I knew, I was here."

"Can ah see that?"

Robotnik handed her the golden pingas.

"Ya know. Ah'v seen this shape before. In fact, ah'm sure it's the same shape that's on all the colts and stallions aroun' here."

Robotnik had an idea. If she knew what phallic symbols looked like, he was going to teach her what phallic symbols tasted like.

The doctor dropped his pants and spoke.

"Do they look like this?"

Applebloom turned to find the obese man with his pingas hanging out. She thought it was strange. It did resemble the ones that she had seen, except this one was white and significantly smaller.

"Yup. You must be a pony too, then."

Chuckling to himself, Robotnik said, "No. I'm not a pony, but I'd sure wouldn't mind riding one."

"Whatcha mean?"

Robotnik ignored her.

"Are you ready for me to help you with your cutie mark?"

"Ya betcha ah am!"

"Good. Now, just do as I say, and your cutie mark should appear in no time."

The Thrilling Conclusion!

"That's it, there you go. Wrap your lips around it. MMMM. Now, I want you to suck on it like a juicebox."

Applebloom did as she was told.

"Omai... this is most wonderful. You're a natural at this activity, Applebloom. Are you sure that it's not your special talent?"

Taking the doctor's dick out of her mouth, Applebloom said, "Dunno. Ah haven' done this befor'. It's easy enoug' though."

Nodding, Eggman told her to continue.

A thought struck him.

He didn't want to go back to Mobius. If this horse could give a blowjob that was THIS satisfying, why would he return? He didn't even care about catching Sonic anymore. He could run around all he wanted now.

"Now, relax Applebloom. What I'm about to do, could speed up how quickly you get a cutie mark."

Applebloom nodded, not taking her mouth off of Robotnik's erect member.

Removing his gloves, he used two fingers to open up her cunt, and used another finger to push inside.

Applebloom yelped.

"How'd you know that ah'd like that? Ah've neve' felt anything like that. Ya'll are really good at this sex thing."

Robotnik smiled and continued to finger the snatch of the filly.

Feeling like trying something, she used her teeth to gently nibble on the foreskin, and circled the head of his cock with her tongue.

"Omai... absolutely fantastic, Applebloom. If I were a teacher, I'd give you a promotion!"

Smiling at the kind words, some of Applebloom's saliva began to drip on Eggman's dick. She hastily went to clean it. Unbeknowest to her, it fueled the doctor, and made his pingas harder. Needing some release soon, but still enjoying the fun, Eggman asked Applebloom to lay on her back.

"Like this?"

"Yes, perfect."

Again, using his two fingers, he opened her cunt and some of her sweet nectar trickled down her labia, down her leg. She looked away, embarassed.

"Sorry about that. Ah don' know why, but, ah'm feelin' really good righ' now."

"That's quite alright. You're supposed to be feeling like this."

Eggman went to work with his tongue. He inserted his tongue into her cunt quicker than a mexican runs across the US border. He lapped at it, eager to take his fill. Robotnik wanted all of her juices, and wouldn't stop till he received every drop. Applebloom tried to assist him by bucking her hips forward.

"Wait. I have another idea."

Laying down on his back, he told the small pony to sit on his face. She did so and he resumed eating like a ravenous supermodel. It was easier this way. With her on him, it allowed all of her weight down, and pushing more of her cervix on his tongue.

"Ahh! This is so much better." Applebloom moaned.

He kept eating her carpet. Funny enough, her musk smelled and tasted like apples. It was a sweet taste for Eggman and he swallowed it all.

The small filly wasn't able to hold her composure and unleashed her first orgasm. The doctor's mouth was filled with apple cum juice and he wasted no time in swallowing each drop. Once she was juiceless, he gently bit on her labia, and licked the outside clean. Panting, the small filly got off of his face.

"That was most excellent."

Applebloom looked to see if her cutie mark hard appeared.

Her flank was bare.

"Don't worry, my lass. We're not done yet. That was just the beginning."

Eggman smashed into her with his pingas. Because of her small size, he could only fit five inches of him inside of her before he reached her cervix. Sure, he knew that he could push past it and insert his whole dick into her, whether she liked it or not. However, he didn't want to hurt her. She had the most scrumptious pussy he ever tasted, and it'd be tainted if he fucked her deeply.

"Oh buck!" roared Applebloom. "Ah really don' know how you know how ta do this stuff, bu' ah suppose it don' mat'r. This is jus' wonderful."

Applebloom began happily bouncing on Eggman's cock. Sadly, she bounced a little too roughly and eagerly, because his pingas busted her cervix. Blood began spewing out, and Applebloom became frightened.

"Wha's goin' on? Why em ah bleedin'? This hurt's. Ah wanna stop." Applebloom pleaded.

The doctor looked deep into Appleblooms eyes.

"Don't worry," he coaxed. "The pain will subside in a few seconds. Besides, this could get you your cutie mark, remember?"

Applebloom nodded and continued bouncing on the fully erect pingas. It didn't take much longer before he orgasmed deep inside of her cunt. The juices kept flowing out of him. He kept pushing himself deeper into her, hoping to fill her entire pussy with his seed.

"Keep bouncing Applebloom, I've almost finished."

Again, the filly did as she was told.

Once he was satisfied that enough of his seed had been inserted into the young horse, he pulled out. Sadly, the adrenaline of the events that had just transpired were too much for Robotnik. He felt a sharp pain shoot up his arm, and he clutched his heart. With a yell, he fell to the floor, dead, of a heart attack.

"Mister?" Applebloom said as she poked the corpse.

Hearing no response, she decided that she'd go see what Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were up to. However, before she left, something caught her eye. There, in the reflection of the doctor's glasses, she saw it. A metallic object, with two tubes fastened around it, was plastered on her flank. A pacemaker.

Her cutie mark had appeared.

The Beginning

Another day in Mobius went by, and Dr. Robtnik had, once again, failed to capture Sonic. Sonic was the hero of Mobius and was always thwarting the doctor's plans to round up the citizens and make them his sex slaves. For you see, years of experiments and focusing on science, left Robotnik, relationshipless. Over the years, he became Bubba. If something had a big enough hole to fit his fat cock into, the doctor would gleefully insert it. He knew that if Sonic could be captured, the doctor could be free to perform his experiments. His first test subject would be the hedgehog himself.

"Damn him!" Robotnik yelled. "It gets hard sometimes, and no release is really dangerous. Why can't that sexy bundle of stuff understand that I need this."

Robotnik was in town, and, as usual, there was nobody else around. The denizens of Mobius always isolated themselves from him. They didn't know of his intentions, but, they didn't trust the pedophile moustache he wore daily.

"Just once. That's all I ask. Just once, can't I find something to fuck? Look at me. I look like a cross between Santa Claus and Rollie Fingers." Eggman said aloud.

A feint glow shined somewhere in the distance. He, being the curious man he was, decided to see what it was.

"It-it can't be!" Stammered the doctor.

But it was.

For there, laying on a small patch of grass, was a glistening, golden pingas. It looked marvelous.

He picked it up, and felt his body floating and his vision fading.

His prayers were about to be answered.