The dead move.

(*Pov of Rainstorm.*)

"Do you think he will be able to find us?" She really seems not to know just how bad our situation is, if he did not find us we would be fucked, his strength and speed would be extremely helpful to us, not including he had some of our stuff and our only weapons.

"He has to find us. Without him we are screwed." It's true too, we need some kind of heavy weapons person, that was him, we got a medic...a crappy one, that would be her, and we have myself, I provide a means of escape and minor technical knowledge, we need a weapons pony, in fact a team of approximately six would be quite beneficial.

"Ya know, you have got to be just the cheeriest pony I have ever met, without a doubt." Ugh, not this again. "Seriously what's up, why are you so...depressing?"

Fine, she really wants to know, then I'll let her fucking know! "My one special talent, the thing that really defines me, is to make Luna damned rain-fucking-storms, something almost everypony hates, how would you feel if what you did made other ponies upset and occasionally angry?!"

..."Well uhm...I had uh...not thought of it that way, I'm sorry." Dammit, now she's crying...fuck I really am that depressing.

"It's okay, just stop crying...you're being to loud." Says the mare that just yelled, not your best move.

"Alright...how much longer do you think we should wait here?" To be precise here happened to be a cave near the bottom of Canterlot, whatshisname had gone off to save us and we had just continued in a straight path in the hopes that if he got back he would be able to find us much more easily than if we were to have taken a different route, such as a weaving one or one that veered off in another direction.

"Maybe another two days? How much water do we have in the saddlebag?" She walked over towards said saddlebag and rummaged through it for a bit.

"I would say maybe three days worth of water is properly rationed, that is alright split between the two of us of course." I walked up beside her, she was dead wrong, that was at least four days worth of water, even if we took some liberty drinks here or there. I decided not to correct her that way she would be a bit happier and all those pesky tears would dry up already.

"Yeah...looks about right-ish." Why must my voice betray my wish to avoid conflict!

"You don't sound to sure there, do you think we have enough? Oh sweet Celestia I hope we have enough." Wow, I really hope that is better with medical things than I think she is, otherwise she is almost entirely useless. I hope that the stallion is doing okay, last I saw he was headed towards Canterlot again, not a good idea, I wonder why he would head there of all places? Perhaps out of familiarity?

Whatever reason aside, he needs to hurry up and find us, if he does not then it is just going to be she and I...he has to find us. I looked towards... Stronghurt? No no, it was Strongheart, that's it! She was just kind of poking around the ground with her hooves, it looked like she was making a dirt pile, multiple actually.

"What are you doing with all that dirt?" She looked towards me and shrugged, great, now the cave floor is lumpy and has small indents in other areas, sleeping is going to be great. (Lethal amounts of sarcasm detected.)

"Soooo, what do you think of him, the stallion I mean?" Oh fucking Luna I hope this is not going where I think this is going.

"I think he will be a valuable part of this group if he is alive."

"No no, not like that, I mean...do you think he's cute?" No, not this, why why why!

"I would really rather not discuss this, ever."

She began to walk towards me. "I myself am more attracted to mares than stallions." MOTHERFUCKER! FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN, I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY FRONT LEGS CUT OFF THAN THIS!

"Look uhm...I am strictly attracted to stallions, and yes if you are going to make this awkward for me, then yes, I do find him kind of...cute...but in a he might be the last stallion alive kind of way. I could feel my cheeks getting hot, dammit it, now I am getting all emotional and stuff, this is exactly what I have been trying to avoid.

"Darn, I was really hoping...are you sure?" She inched closer towards me. I started to back off a little.

"Yes I am sure, don't you think you are being just a little, oh I don't know, forward?" Seriously, if this is how you tried to get mares pre...whatever this is.

"Yeah, but I was just thinking, two days in a cave, nothing to do but lounge around...may as well try and have some fun with it right?" SHE KEEPS GETTING CLOSER!

"Look, I am going to be honest here, I kind of feel like you're going to try and rape me somehow, and I have a mean right hook!"

Now she looked a bit sheepish, of sweet Luna in the sky, thank you sooo much! Man I really hope that that stallion gets back, as much as I hate to say it, he was the focal point of the group, somehow I feel he is a lot more important than he seems.