Journal of a Royal Guard
"Be a royal guard, mother said... do your part for the kingdom, mother said... I'm sure you won't have to deal with evil princesses, chaotic gods, stuck up princes, troublesome brats and failed invasions! I hate my job...
"The bloody Captain had me clean the Princess's private lavatory last night for smoking on duty. It doesn't seem bad I know, but given she had another one of her bloody cake binges last night... it took me hours to scrub that sh*t off the ceiling..."
Meet Copper Hand, a Private in the Royal Guard. (Not by choice.)
Take a journey into his life through his journal entries that detail the horror thrill there is to being one of Celestia's finest.
A simple series of short journal entries. Humanized ponies, rated teen for language and some sexual related comments.
Pre-read by RainbowBob and DVAN56 Edits done by Bad_Seed_72. Go give them some love!
Inspired by the art by the fantastic egophilliac, go check her art out and her awesome blog!
15873 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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9 Chapters:
- Entries 1-3 2013-10-14 17:51:58 UTC1308
- Entries 4-5 2013-10-14 17:52:04 UTC1272
- Entries 6-8 2013-10-21 19:19:26 UTC1302
- Entries 9-10 2013-11-16 19:20:48 UTC1619
- Entries 11-12 2014-06-26 21:03:23 UTC1850
- Entries 13-14 2016-05-18 19:33:13 UTC1798
- Entry 15 2016-05-25 19:03:23 UTC1814
- Entries 16-17 2017-06-19 20:35:59 UTC2228
- Entries 18-19 2017-08-22 20:08:23 UTC2682