The Four Horsemen of Equestria 2: Lucifer and the Seven Deadly Sins

  Chase and Remy hid behind a large crate near the entrance.  There were two gangsters armed with assault rifles.  "Great" Chase whispered.  "Not only are we low on ammo, but how are we going to take them out quietly?"

"We don't" Remy said.  He popped out of his hiding spot and gunned down one of the gangsters with his last few bullets of his Uzi.  Chase popped out and shot the second gangster in the head.  A commotion can be heard from inside. The two Horsemen dropped their weapons and rushed over to the fallen guards and grabbed their assault rifles.  The second a gangster opened the doors, both men gunned him down.   The two ran in and open fired at the gangsters.  Greed ducked behind a crate holding a handgun in one hand and a revolver in the other.  "Shoot them!" He yelled.   "Kill them!" He popped out of his hiding spot and fired his guns simultaneously but kept missing his target.   Remy turned around and planted three bullets into Greed's chest.

"Boss!" A gangster shouted.  Before he could get to his fallen leader, Chase gunned him down in the back.  The two men tossed their assault rifles aside and each picked up a handgun.  Staying in the center, the two open fired and gunned down the remaining gangsters   They then approached the wounded Deadly Sin and stood before him.

"No..." He gasped.  "It's true... You're the Horsemen."

"Gee, I wonder what gave it away" Chase said sarcastically.

"I'm not fucking telling you anything!" He shouted as blood trickled from his mouth.

"You don't have to" Remy said as he aimed his gun at Greed's head.

"Do it you piece of shit" Greed spat.  "I fucking dare you to pull the trigger!" Chase aimed his gun at Greed's head.

"I bet none of you have the guts."

"Just one minute" Chase said.  The two looked at each other and nodded.  They recited the prayer together.

"A shepherd I shall be

For Thee my Lord for Thee

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

That my feet may swiftly carry out Thy command

So I shall flow a river forth onto Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be

In Nomine Patri

Et Fili

Spiritus Sancti"

They both pulled the trigger and saw two bullets drill their way through Greed's head.

Elsewhere

Lucifer and Envy stood in front of Sloth and they weren't pleased.  "You let Lust out?" He asked.

"So?" Sloth asked.

"Now she's going to find a woman that she'll love."

"So what? I bet whatever woman she finds has a boyfriend" Sloth said.

"Did I tell you how sick lesbians make me?"

"No but I can tell by your tone" Sloth said.  Lucifer turned to Envy.  "Scout the city and find Lust.  Once you do, bring her to me."

"It shall be done" Envy left Sloth's apartment.

"As for you, Sloth.  I hope the Horsemen find you and kill you!"

"And then your immortality will drop" Sloth said cockily.

"At least it'll be better than seeing you sit on your ass all fucking day!" He left the apartment and slammed the door shut.

"The hell is his problem?" He asked himself.

Hotel Lobby

Remy and I stood in the middle of the lobby planning something out.  "Cale, relax.  Princess Celestia will be alright.  This is a safe hotel" he said assuringly.

"I know but... With Jack out gambling or thieving from the wicked, and Chase and Twilight going on a date.... I think I should take Celestia out on a date today."

"You will.  But there are five more assassins we have to take care of.  Besides, it's not like anyone is going to find her."

"You're right" I said.  As we left, Lust stood up from a chair and approached the counter.

"Excuse me" she said.  What room is the man in the red jacket staying in?" She asked the receptionist.

"I'm afraid I can't tell you that" she said.  "It's classified information.  Plus he's staying with a woman named Celestia."

"You don't understand.  This Celestia is my friend whom I haven't seen in a long time.  Please, just let me talk to her for five minutes."

"Five minutes, no more."

"You have my word."  While the receptionist searched for the room number me and Celestia were staying at, Lust licked her lips and smiled.  'Celestia... That sounds like a woman I should spend the rest of my life with' she thought.

Remy and I were sitting in his car riding through the street.  "You don't know where to go, do you?" I asked.

"Not a clue.  But I'm sure we'll know eventually.

"I hate uncomfortable silences, can we listen to the radio?"  Remy turned the radio on and 500 Miles began playing.  "Oh God no" I said, turning the radio off.

"And what's wrong with The Proclaimers?" Remy asked as he turned the radio back on.

"Remy, please don't do this to me" I begged as the sing continued to play.

"Do what to you? This is the best so g in the world" Remy countered.  I changed the radio station and Beat It started playing.

"Oh ok.  Ok" Remy said.  "We're playing the song changing game like little kids?" He turned the station back to 500 Miles.

I hit another random button and Never Gonna Give You Up just begun.

"Goddamn it!" We yelled at the same time.  Remy quickly hit a different button and classical music started playing.

"This'll do" I said.

"Better than that godawful song" he said.  We continued to cruise down the street listening to the soothing music of the violins.