The Four Horsemen of Equestria 2: Lucifer and the Seven Deadly Sins

At an apartment somewhere in Hell City

Wrath was sitting by a window sharpening his sword.  The blade had his name engraved on it.  "Tell me again, why we're having a meeting here?" He asked.  Lucifer walked over to a man dressed in pajamas sitting on an armchair.

"You know Sloth" he said as he tapped him with his walking stick.  Always on his lazy ass.  Only gets up to use the bathroom and eat.  Otherwise he just stays on this sofa and stare at the door.  "Pretty useless if you ask me."  A really large tanky man exited the kitchen holding a box of donuts.

"Is there anything this guy has other than donuts?" He complained.

"It's either donuts or no eating, Gluttony" Sloth said.  Gluttony grumbled and retreated back into the kitchen.  Just then, a loud whoop came from the dining room.  A young man wearing clothes that a gangster would wear as well as a bling barged through a set of doors.

"Fuck yeah! 23 boxes of pure cocaine, $100 per pack!" He yelled as he waved a plastic bag of cocaine in the air.

"You sure take fucking pride in your stash don't you" a man in a suit said.

"Ah what's wrong? Jealous that I dealt more drugs than you, Envy?" He taunted as he walked up to him and waved the package.

"Shut the fuck up, Pride" Envy spat.  Hey turned his head.  "Hey! Get away from that!" He yelled.

"Fuck that man, this is my stash of cigarettes!" A man in a suit yelled.  "Find your own!"

"We share that!"

"Fuck that, this is mine! Go fucking find your own!" Greed yelled.  Envy tackled him to the floor and began to brawl.  Lucifer shook his head and grinned.  Just then, his butler entered.

"Pardon my interruption sir, but there's something you should know about Lust."

"Oh? What's that?" He asked.

"She admitted to me that's she's a lesbian."

"Ok... She stays in here, I don't want her out of this house" he said.

"But what about Sloth? This is his house."  Just then, woman in a black dress entered the room looking disheveled.

"Nobody spreads word about her being a lesbian, got it?" He asked.  The butler nodded.  Lust sat on a chair and put her head down and sighed miserably.  Lucifer turned to the Sloth and groaned in frustration.

"That man has to get up from his lazy-ass sooner or later."  He reached into his inner suit pocket, pulled out a handgun, cocked it, and fired in the air, stopping the brawl.  "Now listen up, a few hours ago, I killed 12 of the best mobsters in Hell City and everything they own are now yours.  Your job is to protect yourselves with everything I gave you, thanks to the 12."

"But sir, we're immortal" Envy said.

"True... But there is only a few people who can harm us.  The Four Horsemen."  The Deadly Sins except Wrath laughed.

"Sir, the Horsemen don't exist" Pride laughed.

"Believe what you want.  But don't say I didn't warn you." He slammed the base of his walking stick on the floor and a wall of fire enveloped him.  "You seven is what's keeping my immortality at 100%.  If one of you dies, my immortality drops!"  When the fire vanished, so did Lucifer.

"Eh that guy doesn't scare me" Pride said, returning to his stash in the other room.  But as he turned around to do so, he ended up face-to-face with his boss.  Pride cried out and staggered back.

"What was that about me not scaring you?" He asked cockily.

"Nothing sir" Pride answered, shaken.

"Wait" Greed said.  "You have The Form" he said with a smile.

"The Form is a last resort, no exceptions" Lucifer said as he twirled his walking stick.  "Now I'm not going to ask again... Protect yourselves from the Horsemen."

"Sir, the Four Horsemen is a myth.  It's just an apocalyptic ghost story" Gluttony said from the kitchen.  As Lucifer watched his comrades go about with their business, a sly grin spread on his face.  'Then I'll just bring them here' he scanned his eyes across the room.  'But I shouldn't say when the Horsemen will be arriving.  I'm going to keep that part to myself.'