A Brony's Dreamland

Chapter 12...

I decided to take a walk around the Everfree forest since I would need some time for Rarity to calm down. While I was walking I saw a wolf growling at me and wanting to attack.

"I don't give a fuck, let me walk in peace you bitch!" I said as I focused my energy into an element of wind and pushing the wolf far away. I walked around for around 3 hours doing nothing at all...But then something important crossed my mind...Daring Do is left in Ponyville..with no one to catch her if she runs away except maybe Rainbow Dash...Then another random thought that had nothing to do with anything came to mind....What if I was a ruler? Own a huge kingdom? Conquer Equest- no....I wouldn't do that to the nice ponies...Why do I suddenly gain evil thoughts? Then, I suddenly heard a faint voice.

I am your inner demon....Let me out, and you shall be-

Hey, fuck you bro, you may be a back stabbing traitorous piece of shit, so how about you shut your fucking face up because this inner demon shit is pretty fucking cliche

After that, I didn't hear anything...I mean...The utter nerve of him! Barging in on my soul and/or body like that! Such a pain in the ass...I came back to Twilight's library and noticed a bit more calm Rarity talking to her and Rainbow Dash talking to Daring Do. I barged in and they all looked at me, then I said

"You know whats odd? The fact that I looked at porn images of you guys...." I said and they were both having a mixture of embarrassment,shock, confusion, rage and many other emotions.

"What?!!?" They all said in unison.

"Nothing...Hey Daring Do, wanna go on an adventure?" They all stopped their stares and then Daring Do smiled and nodded excitedly.

"Wanna come too RD?" She nodded too.

"Well, okay, you go adventure on your own because I'm not gonna do shit." They had looks of disappointment and anger.

"You are so immature.." Said RD

"Says the pony that says "I'M THE BEST FLIER IN EQUESTRIA AND I AM A FUTURE WONDERBOLT!" To everypony new she meets" She blushed a little from embarrassment then was angry a bit. Twilight noticed RD being angry and decided to change the subject.

"Hey, since we are some sort of play..or 'show' as you call it..Does that mean you have a favorite pony?" She asked me.

"Sex wise or just normally?" She blushed when I mentioned sex.

"Err...Both? Ugh..My curiosity will hurt me someday..or mentally scar me.." She muttered to herself.

"Sometimes, I am too honest for my own good...Sex wise, I would say either you or Applejack and normally I would say Rainbow Dash" Everypony was shocked and speechless, while they were speechless I was thinking about the most random thing to do...Since I can transform, I could probably use that to my advantage, I focused my energy, and then transformed into a potato Perfect..  I thought I then decided to move my body which is a potato to move, which actually worked, believe it or not. They were still shocked so they didn't really take notice of me transforming for some reason..I then decided to go to Pinkie..And then I thought of a plan...I got back to the library, transformed to my usual self..and grabbed RD but then I noticed everyone standing still and shocked speechless.

"Oh for fucks sake it isn't that shocking..I hope.." They all shook their head and I grabbed  RD and used my powers to open a portal to Sugarcube corner to talk to Pinkie. As soon as I arrived, I noticed Pinkie there smiling.

"Hey! what are you doing here?" She asked

"I want to give you a 'special' gift Pinkie....Same goes for RD..." I then focused my powers to teleport my computer to me and then..decided to open a portal and bring a printer a long the way..I printed the fiction cupcakes twice and then opened portals to get the required tools and materials to make them both books and then gave them to Pinkie and RD and made the cover look harmless with cupcakes on it and a pink background.

"Ooooh cupcakes! Is this a story? This is probably the most interesting book I would ever read!" She said.

"Yep...It sure will be.."

I decided to sit down while they both read it and see their reactions, Pinkie was smiling from the part when she invited RD in the story...But then they both frowned when RD was knocked unconscious in the story, what they saw next was what made Cupcakes a dark fiction...RD was close to throwing up her meal while Pinkie was close to crying her heart out...

"So? What do you think? I personally liked the part where Rainbow Dash is tortured." Rainbow Dash looked at me with hate,fear,mistrust and her eyes..(No shit,sherlock.)

"You can't be serious?" She said looking at me with a "Are you fucking kidding me" face

"No, I'm not Sirius, this isn't Harry Potter, Rainbow Dash." She was confused but then we all decided to burn the book and forget any of this happened..

We walked back to Twilight's library and were met with angry expressions from everypony..Which I think those angry expressions were to me...

"Blame it on Sharky." I said while I sat on Twilight's couch

"Who?" Owlicious asked me

"No one important..." To say the truth, I was bored out of my mind, but I was in Equestria, how could I be bored? I have no idea....

"Well, the princess asked us that we come...But she said not to bring you....." Twilight said...I was confused, why shouldn't they bring me?

"Why not?" I asked her

"She said she took your err..that thing you call a 'laptop' and found something called Trollestia, and decided that you deserve that 'Trollestia' I have no idea what she means though..Anyway..Bye!" She said as all of them walked away confused...even Daring Do... Then an idea struck me..If I can bring my laptop, then that means I can bring the Kinect and PS3...I focused my energy on opening yet another portal and brought the Kinect...Then I noticed there was nowhere to plug it...But then I remembered something...My laptop didn't need any router or a charger to be working normally...I tried it on the kinect and it worked...Then, one of my xbox live friends messaged me, he was a brony. He asked me how I was doing and why I wasn't on for a long time, then I responded. "I am in Equestria, and if you don't believe me, just tell me how I should prove it to you...But make sure that I can do it here in Equestria..." And then he replied to me about taking a picture for him....I then took a picture of the Library and when I sent it...He was shocked..And the first thing he asked me was if Rainbow Dash was a lesbian...I replied with "Even if she is, I don't think she would resist me ;D" Of course, I was kidding, since I have always viewed myself as ugly..I then decided to play Kinect adventures....While I was playing on that dodgeball game mode thing...They came back and was shocked at the Kinect...

"Woah! Whats that? Is that some sort of video game?" RD asked,I nodded.

"Can ya teach me how to play it?" She asked again...I thought about it...And shook my head no.

"Aww, why not?"She said with disappointment and sadness

"I was kidding RD, of course I would teach you how to play! Thats what friends are for right?" After that, I started teaching Rainbow Dash how to try to move like a human to play this without any problems, but she needed her wings to do it correctly...

Man, if I keep bringing things here..I might change Equestria...A lot....

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Short chapter, I know...I hope you enjoy these small piece of shit chapters! :D

Abody, out

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