A Brony's Dreamland

by Abody

Chapter 8

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Chapter 8

I saw Princess Celestia herself stand there, right in front of me.The first thought that came to my mind was 'TWILIGHT YOU BITCH!' Nopony warned me that Princess Celestia was going to visit.

"Princess Celestia! It's an honor to meet you, your majesty!"

After I said that I bowed to Princess Celestia, after all, I don't want to be sent to the moon for calling her Trollestia, Molestia or Tia.

"Oh my, I never knew you were this tall, you shocked me for a moment there. I assume you are the creature that sent me the friendship report?"

I nodded

"Well I certainly didn't expect you to look like this, no offense."

I sighed, the only thing more common than Twilight scolding me, was ponies being either shocked or scared.

"None taken, princess. Though, may I ask why you have come here?"

I personally thought Celestia was boring, but since she was royalty, I don't want to cause any trouble.

"Well, I wanted to come and meet the new creature and make sure that it doesn't harm my little ponies."

I tried to hold my laugh for respect of the princess, a lot of fictions are with Celestia barely trusting them, if they were humans anyway.

"I assure you, I would harm myself to protect these ponies, and not the other way around. Unless, of course, it was to defend either myself or my friends."

She nodded with a smile.

"Very well, I trust you for now as I see no signs of dishonesty, but if you harmed any of my little ponies you will face consequences."

This time I was nodding. Though, I wanted to scare Celestia a little, sure it may end in me being sent in the moon or sentenced to the dungeon, but I already done a bunch of stupid stuff worthy of that and nothing bad happened, yet.

"Also, I'm not sure if you were told or not, but I eat meat."

She looked at me with horror, backing away slightly and tried keeping Twilight behind her.

"Though don't worry, I don't eat pony meat, plus I'm an Omnivore so I eat both meat and fruits and vegetables, it's fine if I only eat fruits and veggies."

She gave a sigh of relief.

"That's a relief, though tell me, why did you put it so bluntly when I just met you? Aren't you afraid of making a bad impression?"

She had a point.

"I just wanted to mess with ya, Tia."

She was surprised for a bit until Twilight spoke up.

"How dare you speak of our Princess like that? And to even joke with her like that?"

It's funny to see Twilight become so angry, I guess it's just my troll side that finds it funny.

"Don't worry Twilight, it's good to see somepony not treat me like royalty and just as a friend."

Said Celestia with a smile.

"Very well, Princess."

Said Twilight after she gave a sigh.

"Princess?"I said trying to get Celestia's attention

"Yes?"Said Celestia while looking at me

"If you don't mind me asking, why did you send Twilight to learn about friendship? I mean, having royal duties and everything might make it reasonable that you don't have time to learn about it yourself, but you could for example, send the royal guards to do their duties. Plus, why do you even want to learn about friendship? Are you thinking of being a friend with other ponies?"

"Oh well, umm, oh look at the time I need to tend to my duties urgently no time to talk." she then rushed out of the library and got to her carriage and off to Canterlot.

"What was that about?" Twilight said, still confused as to why Celestia  was in such a hurry.

"I will explain that later Twilight, for now I will go practice my powers" Twilight looked at me quizzically

"Practice them where?" She asked me

"The Everfree forest, and don't worry, I am pretty sure I could use my powers for offense if a monster tries to attack me." She nodded and I gave her a smile and rushed to the Everfree forest.

  I arrived at the Everfree forest and decided to try to have other powers from games or shows etc, even though I am not sure that it would work, it won't hurt to try right?

I focused my energy and thought about having [PROTOTYPE] powers and after 3 long hours I finally got to turn one of my fingers into a claw, I grinned like a maniac and retracted the claw and turned my hand back into normal. Then I decided to give myself wings, but this time I will use the powers that I currently have more experience in, so I decided to use electricity and fire, I focused my energy on making my whole body turn into electricity and focused it so I would grow demon wings made out of fire, it drained my energy a lot, but not completely. I then thought about pulling a prank on Rainbow Dash. I flew to her cloud house and decided to use my powers to try to make myself sound like Pinkie Pie, I decided to whisper to myself so no one would hear and to my surprise, it worked, then I got to her door and knocked "Hey Dashie! Wanna prank some ponies?! we didn't do it for a long time and I reeeeeeealllyyyyyyy missed it!" I then flew over her house and focused a ball of water over the door.

"Pinkie?! How are you up here? But then again I guess you're just being Pinkie. Anyway, I would LOVE to prank ponies with you! I'll open the door for you just gimme a sec" as soon as Rainbow Dash opened the door I let the ball of water fall on her head.

"Who the hay did that?!"

"BAHAHAHAHAAH!" I laughed

Rainbow then looked at me and gasped "You sound like- and you look like- WHAT ARE YOU?! WHO ARE YOU?!"I should have thought this over.

"It's me RD, I said that you guys can call me 'Brony' if I remember correctly? Anyway I decided to use my powers a bit more creatively so...That's why I have wings." She seemed excited,but I was afraid she would want me to use more powers on her.

"That's SO awesome!" she said as she was looking at my wings.

"You know...I would give your wings a little bit more awesomeness...For a price..." She seemed even more excited, not knowing that it was going to be another joke.

"Really?! I'd do anything!" I grinned.

"Well, I'm bored...So I was thinking...How about we have some 'fun'" I put an emphasis on fun, and she blushed a little.

"W-what kind of fun?" she said blushing more.

"I'm sure you know....But if you don't..let me give you a hint...A mare and a stallion alone together in a bed room...." Now she was as red as a tomato.

"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO MAKE MY WINGS BETTER YOU SICK PERVERT!" she yelled at me, and I laughed.

"I was kidding, it was just another joke and you fell for it HAH!" She relaxed some more but still angry over my pranks

"Don't ever do pranks like that! Did pinkie make you do this?!" It seems she actually believed the pinkie voice.

"Actually, that was me, I tried to focus my powers into making my voice sound like Pinkie's" Her excitement returned.

"So does that mean you can also make my voice sound like somepony else?! But...I WONT do any of that mare and stallion thing!"she said the last part with a blush and a hint of anger.

"To be completely honest with you, Dash, I'm afraid you might use the powers in a wrong way. I'm not saying I don't trust you but I mean you might still do something bad without knowing." She gave a sigh and nodded.

"Don't be so down Dashie, I still trust you with other things....Also, how did that Wonderbolts thing go?" She seemed happy for a bit then hung her head.

"Well, they were all scared and ran off before I could even talk to them..." She seemed to have to be trying to hold her tears.

"Since that's the case, why don't you just come to them normally now and tell them that you were the pony that came in made from electricity?" She was suddenly jumping up and down with excitement.

"That's a great idea! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank yo-" I put my hand over her mouth to make her shut up for a bit.

"How about you save that energy that you're using up on talking to the Wonderbolts?" She nodded and flew to Cloudsdale.

I flew down from her cloud home and walked back to Twilight's library and then I met the purple dragon again. "Hey Spyro." Spike was confused for a moment "Spyro? My name isn't Spyro it's Spike!" I chuckled at his response.

"I know that.....'Spikey Wikey'" I then chuckled again at calling Spike by Rarity's pet name for him. He blushed and then had a hint of anger.

"Hey! How did you know about that?!" He said, still angry over calling him by his pet name.

"Calm down, anyway do you know where Twilight is?" I asked spike

"Right here, do you need anything?" asked Twilight

"Oh nah...But, I came to tell you I learned to make wings and copy voices" They both looked at me with shock.

"What?! You can copy voices? Can you copy Rarity's?" Said Spike.

"Sure." I then focused the energy to copy Rarity's voice.

"THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" After I said that I dramatically fell on the floor and returned my voice.

"Ow." was all I could say as I fell on my back on the hard wood floor, they were both rolling on the floor laughing.

"That sure does sound like Rarity alright." Twilight said and then she laughed harder with Spike. Strange, I thought he would try to defend Rarity, but I guess it was funny.

"Twilight." I said being serious and then Twilight seemed worried a bit because of my serious tone.

"Y-yes?" Said Twilight with a hint of fear.

"Molestia." She seemed shocked.

"WHA-" I decided to knock both Spike and Twilight out without harming them.

This is gonna be fun, I thought.

A/N

Sorry for the late chapter! I was sick but I'm starting to get better now. Hopefully I don't get shot in the head by any of my fans! (If I had any.)

Abody, out.

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