A Brony's Dreamland

by Abody

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 22281

A brony gets sent into Equestria. Nuff said.

A brony's life long dream was to live in the magical land of Equestria and what will he do when he finally gets the chance to live there? Read and find out!
Note:The first chapter is a bit suckish,but it gets better and better after a few chapters since my good friend etempco helped me make a good fic,read his awesome fic,it's called A Traitor's Song: Act I

Will also contain a few crossovers etc and may contain gore in some parts.

The current tags will be used later but I may add more tags or more characters.
"Sharky White: Goddammit you're a troll. You realize you aren't earning any extra chapters. "

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-13 13:18:51 UTC

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Hello, You can call me Brony for now. Generic, I know, but I simply do not like to put my real name. Here is my story.

I was scrolling though various fanfictions on FiMFanfiction.com always reading HiE fictions as I have always dreamed to live in Equestria someday.

Then as I was reading a fanfiction I stopped. for a second I thought Man....It would be great to live there...Meet all of the elements of harmony...Maybe if I am lucky I will dream,about living there... and  I shut my eyes and drifted to sleep...

I woke up and found myself in a forest,it was very colourful.normally people would question as to why this has happened, but I was sure I was in Equestria and that I am in the Everfree forest somehow. I looked to see if I had hands or hooves, but I noticed I was still human. I heard somepony yell "HELP!" it sounded familiar and when I rushed to the source of the sound I noticed a manticore fighting Rainbow Dash. Without hesitation I rushed and ran at the highest of my speed, I got to the limit, but I must save Rainbow Dash I made a jump on it making it fall to the ground as it swiped me in my chest while it was falling to the ground I felt a huge chest pain as if it was from millions of swords. But I had to save Rainbow Dash as she was my favorite pony out of the show and the fact that it will make a good first impression on the ponies so they aren't scared of me. After the manticore fell to the ground I held my hand up and punched it in the face repeatedly and finally after a few uppercuts the beast ran away but I lost so much blood from his swipe I blacked out but the last thing I could hear was "Are you okay?" after that I completely blacked out.

And then I woke up and looked at my surroundings and my vision was  a bit blurry and I noticed shelves that had books on them and nearly everything was made out of wood. I recognized this as Twilight's library "It's waking up!" Said a familiar voice which then I recognized as Twilight's and then I turned my head to look at Twilight then I stood up and then I felt myself being weightless and noticed a purple aura around me. "I don't want to risk any chances but for now I will restrain you to the couch" and then she used her magic to tie me to the couch "Can you speak?" Said Twilight I was amazed that I really was talking to Twilight and I am in Equestria! It was like a dream come true! "Yes I can speak Twilight." I replied and she gasped "How did you know my name?!" Yelled Twilight at me "I will explain that later but for now I suppose that you don't trust me well enough to let me out of these restraints?" I said to her. "Well,that is true but I am becoming suspicious of your knowledge of my name, but I will let that go for now. Who and what are you?" asked Twilight "Well,I am human and since I am pretty sure you would like to know more I am from a planet called Earth and I possibly live in another dimension or world different from yours. But you can just call me Brony" I said to Twilight "Hm,Brony sounds quite a lot like Pony..." said Twilight. "That's the point,but I can see that we will have an interesting time together." I said. "It seems so." said Twilight

After a bit of silence, I remembered something. "Hey Twilight?" I asked Twilight "Yes?" said twilight in response "Where's Spike?" I asked "How do you know about Spike too? Anyway he is currently sleeping and-" Twilight was cut off by a certain purple dragon "Hey Twilight? Who are you talking to?" and then as Spike was stepping down the stairs he noticed the strange beast "Whoa! Who is he? and more importantly, What is he?" I stood up and said "Nice to meet you too Spike. You can call me Brony for now and I am what is called a Human. I was recently asking about you and as luck has it you showed up." I said to Spike "Well it seems like everyone has introduced themselves, everyone must still be very tired especially the Human." Said twilight "It's alright,but you have a point I need some rest. Good night Twilight" I said to twilight "Good night." said twilight as she yawned and trotted up to her bedroom I closed my eyes yet again. Tomorrow is gonna be a hell of a day,hopefully this isn't a dream and that I would wake up inside Equestria again, and not in my bedroom.

A/N

Okay so this is my first Fiction so criticism is appreciated and I am sorry if this seems to be dull and boring,tell me what you think of it in the comments. Sorry for the short chapter but it is just a test to see if I should go on with this story.

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Chapter 2

Chapter 2

I woke up and slowly opened my eyes to see if I was still in Equestria or in my bedroom and it seems that I am actually still in Equestria I was very happy and as I woke up I heard someone talk to me "Good to see you are awake!" Said Twilight "Good morning to you too." I said to Twilight "Hey you guys! I made breakfast!" Said Spike as he was in the kitchen "That's great Spike! Thanks!" I said to spike has he had 3 plates for all of us "I thought since you weren't a pony you would be like me so I made apple's instead,as for Twilight I made her a daisy sandwich" Said Spike "Hey Spike,can I ask you something?" I asked Spike "Sure." said Spike in response "Do you know knock knock jokes? If you do then do you like them?" I said "Of course I do! Why? You already have one for me?" Asked Spike "Yep,knock knock." I said "Who's there?" said Spike "Daisy." I said to Spike "Daisy who?" Spike then asked "Daisy me rollin' they hatin'" I said while trying to hold a laugh. "Huh? I don't get it,why would you be rolling anyway?" Asked Spike while looking at me quizzically "Nevermind." I said as all three of us finished our breakfast "Say Twilight,you didn't introduce me to your friends yet, I already know all of their names and-" I saw Twilight was opening her mouth to talk,perhaps about how I knew about her friends names "Twilight,I know you are curious but as I said before I will explain when the time is right,okay?" Twilight simply nodded in agreement "Now,where was I? Oh yes! As I said your friends didn't meet me yet and no offense,but it would be fun to have someone new to talk with." I said to Twilight "None taken.but Rainbow Dash is eager to talk to you since,well,you saved her from that manticore and all. That was very brave of you." Said Twilight "Oh I almost forgot about that! Anyway I am pretty sure anyone else would have saved her and done it with no problem" I said to Twilight "Stop being so modest,anyway I will take you to meet her first." said Twilight and after she gestured for me to follow her,I did, and as she was trotting towards Rainbow's cloud house with me walking behind her. "Rainbow! Come down here! I want you to meet someone!" Yelled Twilight "Ugh! What do you want Twilight?" Said Rainbow Dash "Just come down here!" said Twilight "Ugh,fine!" said Rainbow and when she was flying down she instantly noticed the creature that saved her "Oh! You're the creature that saved me right? Thank you for saving me!" Said Rainbow but then she blushed "B-b-but I could've done it myself! Since I AM the fastest flier in Equestria after all!" said Rainbow boastfully I chuckled a bit "Whatever you say Rainbow, and you're welcome it wasn't a problem at all." I said to Rainbow "Would you two like to continue chatting back at the library? Standing here all day would be tiring." Said Twilight "Good thinking Twilight" and after that we all walked (But Twilight and Rainbow Dash obviously trotted) to the Library

"Spike! We're back! And we brought Rainbow Dash with us!"Said Twilight"Alright Twilight I guess I should make us something to eat" Spike said "That would be great Spike,thanks." I said to spike "No problem,we DO have guests after all!" Said Spike as he was entering the kitchen"Oh and thanks for saving me back there mr......" Said RD as she wanted me to tell her my name "Just call me Brony." I said. "Okay then,Brony. Thank you for saving me from that manticore." Said Rainbow "As I said before,it wasn't much of a problem,and if I could save anypony I might as well do it." I said to Rainbow,but she only gave me a smile in return."Dinners ready!" Said Spike as he was bringing 4 plates 2 of them having apples and the rest are some sort of hay and daisy's sandwich. "Thanks Spike." said Twilight. After that I got myself closer to Spike and I whispered to him "Do you have any,you know,meat here?" after I whispered the word 'Meat' to him Spike was shocked and fell to the floor "M-m-m-meat?!!?!" Said Spike with fear,after Spike said that both Twilight and Rainbow were looking at me with horrified faces "Don't worry,I don't need to eat meat,I'm an Omnivore so I eat both meat and other things that you ponies eat. Though,Daisy's and hay are an exception,also,just to clarify. I don't eat Pony meat" after I said that I looked at Spike and said "Or dragon meat either,I just eat cow meat and some other kinds of meat,but since I can't eat any meat here fruit and vegetables could do. Sorry for scaring you though..." Then all three of them gave a sigh of relief "Well,that's good,I guess..." said Twilight "It's a good thing that you understand,anyway, let's eat dinner, we wouldn't want it to be wasted now would we?" I said to everypony,they all shook their heads 'No', after we ate dinner I remembered something "Twilight, where are your other friends that I can meet?" I said to Twilight. "Since you know them,who would you like to meet first?" asked Twilight "Discord." I said,then they all had shocked looks on their faces "Just kidding." Then they gave me an 'Seriously?' look. "Maybe Applejack?" I said. "Sure,though before we meet her we should tell Rainbow to warn her that we will be bringing you to the barn, we wouldn't want you to be bucked in the gut by Applejack now would we?" Said Twilight "Nnnope" I said in response while trying to mimic Big Macintosh "Rainbow could you-" Twilight tried to tell Rainbow Dash but she already flew away to tell Applejack we were coming. "Well,we better go to AJ then, wouldn't want to keep her waiting." I said to Twilight, then she nodded in agreement and gestured for me to follow her,so I did.

After more walking and trotting we arrived at the barn and I noticed Applejack bucking some apples, and then we both came up to her "Applejack, here is the new err...Pony...Human creature thing that I was talking about,don't be scared because he is harmless" said Twilight "But,I can cause harm though,I am not weak." I said,then Applejack gave me an unsure look "Applejack,I know I may look scary,but trust me,I would never hurt or harm anypony unless it is to save another pony, and since you are the element of honesty,I am pretty sure you can notice that I am telling the truth" I said "Well,it is true that yer tellin' th' truth but how did ya know that I was th' element of honesty?" said Applejack in her usual southern accent. "I said it to Twilight,and I'll say it again, I will explain that at the right time." I said "Well then,I don't think you two had a proper introduction,How about you start over?" said Twilight "Good thinkin' Twi'" I said trying to sound like Applejack,Applejack just glared at me I presented my hoof to her and as soon as she touched my hand with her hoof I shook her hoof vigorously just like how she shook Twilight's in the pilot episode. "Howdy there ma'am might fine ta meet ya." I said trying to sound like I have a southern accent "I kinda like this creature Twi' he knows how to have a proper introduction." said Applejack Awesome,Applejack now has a good first impression of me "Well,it's getting late,I think we all should sleep now. "Mighty good thinkin' Twi' lets go get ourselves some shut eye." said Applejack as she was trotting to the barn

After I walked while Twilight trotted we reached the Library and I instantly fell on the couch "Good night Twilight." I said to Twilight "Good night." said Twilight as she was trotting to her bedroom. "Wait! Twilight!" I said "What is it? Is something the matter?" Asked Twilight "Well,Good night Twilight rhymes!" I said she looked at me thinking I am stupid but then gave a small chuckle "That's good to know I guess,now good night." said Twilight as she was trotting to her bedroom.Another day,another pony to meet.

A/N

This is my second chapter and I know it is still pretty short but I want to have a public opinion on it. Hopefully you like my fiction! Abody,out.

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Chapter 3

Chapter 3

I woke up yet again on Twilight's couch "Good morning sunshine!" Twilight said to me as I was waking up and rubbing my eyes "Good morning,I mean, if thats okay with you." I said trying to mimic Fluttershy. "I take it that's a sign that you want to meet Fluttershy?" asked Twilight Sparkle "Yay..." I said in response still trying to mimic Fluttershy. Twilight chuckled a bit. "Let's go then,after I tell spike we are leaving though." I nodded in agreement.

"Spike! We are gonna leave to introduce another friend to Brony! I will leave the library in your hands okay?" Twilight asked the purple dragon "Alright twilight,but come back soon, I don't want to keep on running the library all the time." Said spike as he was putting books in their respective shelf's. "Stop whining" after I said that Spike gave me a stare and I left along with Twilight to Fluttershy's cottage.

"Here we are!" said Twilight. "Should I knock on the door,or should you?" I asked Twilight "I think it is best if I warn her that a strange creature is going to meet her,so hide in a bush while I speak to her." Twilight said to me. "Alright,but don't leave me for a long time and forget about me." Twilight then gave a small laugh and I hid in a bush as twilight knocked on Fluttershy's door.

"Oh hi Twilight,do you need anything? If you don't mind me asking,that is." Said Fluttershy timidly "Well a friend of mine wants to meet you,except he isn't exactly a pony,he is quite tall very tall but since you are very shy and you get easily scared I wanted to warn you before he meets you. Also I almost forgot he also knows our names and I think he may know more,so if he will probably know a lot about us,so don't be scared." Twilight said to the timid and meek Fluttershy "Oh um...okay...but...Is he dangerous? I'm sorry if he isn't and that I offended him."

After she said that I decided to yell "Nope! I am not dangerous! I won't harm anypony!" after I said that Fluttershy eep'd and hid behind her mane and then I decided now was the time that I should show myself,but then I realized Twilight was giving me a mean glare for scaring fluttershy "Sorry Fluttershy,I didn't mean to scare you and there is no need to hide behind your mane, I was also shy once and I know how you feel about this situation,but being more shy about it will only make matters worse." I said trying to make Fluttershy relax a bit,it worked,at least for the most part. She was still shaking from fear of the large creature in front of her. I decided to be a little aggressive and decide it to hug her right there. She eep'd again,though it was louder than usual. "Come on,no need to be scared! Would you be kind enough to hug me back?" I barely heard an almost inaudible 'Okay' and with great hesitation she slowly tried to hug me. "See? That wasn't so bad!" She seemed to be still scared,I sighed. It seems like I will need a lot to make her my friend,especially since I'm not a pony.

"You scared Fluttershy nearly to death!." Twilight yelled at me "Sorry about that,I already knew she wouldn't hug me for a long time but I just couldn't help myself and hugged her." I said while being embarrassed. "Well don't do it again!"

"Fluttershy,how about we continue our little talk inside your cottage?" I asked Fluttershy "Oh um...okay..." after we entered her cottage a certain bunny was kicking my legs afraid that I am gonna hurt Fluttershy.

"Whoa there Angel,I'm not gonna cause Fluttershy any harm. I'm just a friend." He seemed surprised when I said his name, I guess he summed it up to Fluttershy telling me about him. Then I gently put him back to the ground. Fluttershy was shocked at how I knew Angel's name before she even mentioned him. Twilight then decided to break the silence.

"So Fluttershy,let me introduce you to our new friend here. He says his name is Brony and that he is a human,but being with him for a few days made me realize he isn't gonna harm anypony,so there's no need to be afraid of him" Twilight said to Fluttershy trying to reassure her. "Oh um okay...Nice to meet you Mr.Brony." I thought about something that I know I will regret doing at some point. "Nice to meet you too Flutterguy." after that I couldn't help it and I was rolling on the floor laughing and after I stopped laughing I noticed Twilight staring at me.

"That wasn't very nice." Gee,Twilight is my new mother now? "Sorry,but I couldn't help it." I said while wiping the tears from laughing so hard "I'm not the one you should be sorry to, she is." she said as she was pointing to Fluttershy.

"Sorry Fluttershy." I said to Fluttershy "Oh it's okay, I don't think you did anything wrong. It was kinda funny,that is if you don't mind that I think it's funny" said Fluttershy "I don't mind at all, you should learn to voice your opinions more,because being too timid and meek can be quite annoying sometimes,you don't have to go all 'if you don't mind' because the truth is,everypony wants you to voice your opinion." I said trying to make Fluttershy a bit more open. Darn,I should've really waited for the new Fluttershy episode to air before I teleported to Equestria,but then again, it's better than not being in Equestria at all! "Oh,um,okay." said Fluttershy

"Anyway, now that we all have introduced ourselves,it's time that we both leave. See you later Fluttershy!" said Twilight as we were both going back to her library and Fluttershy waved at us while we were going away.

After a bit of walking we reached Twilight's library she was going to open the door (Get on the floor,everybody do the dinosaur) But instead she seemed to have remembered something. "Is something wrong Twilight?" I asked Twilight "Oh um,how about you open the door?" Twilight said suspiciously. I knew it meant one of two things. One, a Pinkie Pie party. Two,Meeting one of the princesses. and then before I opened the door,I decided to do a surprise of my own, hopefully it will work. "Hey Twilight while we were walking I think I dropped something, could you please go and check the road for it a bit? It's um, round and uh, silver." I said hoping that she would fall for it. "Sure thing!" said Twilight as she trotted away to look for it. Yes! as soon as I noticed that she wasn't looking at me I decided to use the backdoor and have a surprise of my own. I slowly opened the door and I noticed that the lights were out but I did see 5 other ponies that I recognized as the mane six or elements of harmony,whichever you prefer. And to my luck they were all looking at the front door and waiting for me to open it. I slowly entered the library and got behind Pinkie Pie

"Surprise!" I yelled as every one of them was scared to the point of falling except Pinkie Pie "Oh I love surprises! You're the new pony in town? But you aren't a pony! At least, I don't think so! I have some questions for you though! Whatareyoudoyoulikecupcakesan-" She was cut off by a hoof. I decided to open the lights and noticed it was Rainbow Dash as Rarity was scared and couldn't even speak from fear. I decided to make a good first impression on her so I got o my knee's and took her right hoof. "Hello,Misses Rarity, it is a pleasure to meet you." after I said that I kissed her on her hoof. I noticed she has a mixture of a blush and a shocked face. "No need to be afraid my dear,I am not going to harm anypony." I said trying to reassure her that I wouldn't harm her "Twilight said it will be a strange creature,but this has caught me off guard! No offense to you darling,you are quite the gentlecolt." I sighed a sigh of relief "None taken,and thank you,I do try to treat a lady right."

Afterwards Twilight came opening the door "You tricked me!" she yelled at me. "Sorry Twilight but it would be the only way to surprise them." I said and I noticed the confused look on Twilight's face "Surprise them?" asked Twilight "Yes dear, and must I add he was quite the gentlecolt. Though surprising us did catch us off guard and scared everypony." Said Rarity answering Twilight's question. "Sorry about that." I apologized "Oh it's fine darling."

"Hey,how about we all have a sleepover? Though I don't have a sleeping bag so I would either sleep on the floor or on the couch." I said. "I have all our sleeping bags!" said Pinkie as she suddenly got 7 sleeping bags out of nowhere. "Thanks Pinkie! Let's start the sleepover now!" said Twilight, clearly excited to be having another sleepover.

This is going to be a long night.

A/N

So this is my third chapter and since I noticed it was approved I thought, why not make a new chapter celebrating it being approved? So here it is, and while I was making this I noticed a dislike,but I make these for fun. Hope you enjoyed! Abody,out.

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Chapter 4

Chapter 4

"So Twilight,what do we do first?" I asked Twilight. And she got a book which I assume was the book that she was reading in her first sleepover "First,it's time for makeup!" Said Twilight while she was still excited. "But,I'm a male and I don't do make-up since it's only for females of my species" I said trying not to make them put makeup on me "Oh that makes sense,I guess I will put make up on all of us except you then." Twilight said in a disappointed tone.

After they all put their makeups and everything Twilight announced "It's time for truth or dare!" Oh no,I thought,Well all I can do now is hope for the best. "Okay the rules are that we spin a bottle and whoever spins the bottle gets to ask the pony that it lands on 'Truth or Dare?' and if they did the dare or told the truth then they would have their turn at spinning the bottle." Everypony gave okays and alrights.

Twilight spun the bottle first and it landed on me "Truth or-" I cut her off "Dare." I said to Twilight "Hm, I will make you regret that. I dare you to kiss Applejack!" everypony gasped while Applejack blushed,hard. "Alright, I don't have much of a problem with that." they all gasped again and Applejack blushed even harder,afterwards I kissed my hand. "Why did you kiss your hand? I told you to kiss Applejack!" said Twilight "I did kiss Applejack,I named my hand Applejack and then I kissed it." everypony except Twilight laughed. "Fine,it's your turn to spin the bottle then." said Twilight while she was pushing the bottle towards me.

"Alright,let's spin this!" I said as I spun the bottle and it landed on Applejack "Let me guess,truth?" Applejack then nodded "Who would you say is your best friend?" I asked her,even though I knew it was Rainbow Dash I wanted to remove any suspicion that I was a spy since I already said I knew a lot about them. "Well, ah think it would be good ol' RD here." Said AJ as she was smiling to Rainbow Dash while Rainbow dash smiled back."Alrighty then! it's mah turn ta spin it!" said Applejack.

She spun the bottle hard,and it landed on Rainbow dash. This is going to be fun,I thought."Truth or dare,RD?" applejack asked her friend "Dare!" she said "I dare ya ta say 'The Wonderbolts suck!' out loud and infront of everypony" she was grinning. Appletroll. "What?!! But they don't suck! They are the best fliers in all of equestria! Second to me of course." This is going to be REAL good,I thought. "A dare is a dare RD,unless yer chicken!" Reminds me a lot of Scootaloo. "I'm not a chicken! Fine,I'll do it then! But you'll pay!" after that she flew right out of the door and screamed "THEWONDERBOLTSSUCK!" and instantly returned with an embarrassed look. "There! I did your dare!" We all laughed at Rainbow Dash.

Time goes by fast,I thought as I noticed that it was getting late and we are nearing bed time. "Hey Twilight,aren't we supposed to be sleeping now?" I asked Twilight "You are correct *yawn* we should really *yawn*get some sleep." after that we all got into our sleeping bags and slept,after we said our good nights of course.

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Sorry for the short chapter! I was really sleepy while making this and I didn't want to keep anyone waiting,but I promise I will try harder tomorrow! I may post more chapters though,if I get enough fans,I will post around 2 chapters per day if I could.

Abody,out.

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Chapter 5

CHAPTURRR FAIV

Just kidding.

Chapter 5

I woke up and noticed everyone was already awake. "Good morning sleepy head!" Rainbow dash said to me. "Good morning Rainbow Crash." I said while grinning and everyone gave a little giggle,except Rainbow Dash of course."Hey! My names not Rainbow Crash! It's Rainbow Dash,best flier in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash said with pride. "And you can call me Brony,best flirter in all of Equestria." I said in a joking tone "What?!" they all said in unison. "I'm just kidding,though I'm pretty sure everypony wants me to answer questions,since we didn't have much time for questions before." Twilight opened her mouth "No,I won't tell you how I know all of your names just yet. I have a limit on what questions you should ask me,if it was a question that I think is okay to answer then I will answer truthfully,okay?" everypony nodded

"Can you use magic?" Asked Twilight "No,none of us humans can use magic,at least, I don't think so. But now that you mention it,I did feel some odd kind of energy when I got here. Hold on,let me try doing something." I decided to concentrate the energy in my chest to go to my arms and I thought about having fire in my arms,so I tried again and again, and tried for hours till suddenly,I open my eyes and notice my arms are made from pure flame.

"Whoa! I guess I can use magic!" I said as shocked as everypony in the room "Nice! You can control fire then,right?" said Rainbow Dash "I would assume so,egghead dash."I said while everypony got instantly rolling on the floor laughing and RD still not amused that I was calling her an egghead "Hey! I'm not an egghead! I don't read...books..." She said trying to hide her lie "I would believe you,that is if Daring Do books weren't considered books." I said calling her lie "How did you know about that?" Rainbow asked me "Are you a-" She tried to continue but I cut her off "Spy? No. How I knew about it? Secret." I said "Well then,any other questions?" After I said that I saw Fluttershy whisper to Rainbow Dash and then instantly hid her face behind her mane, at first I didn't really care much for fluttershy and didn't think she was cute,but in person she is MUCH cuter!

"Fluttershy asks if you have animals from wherever you came from." Rainbow dash said instead of fluttershy "Oh well um,if you don't mind that is.." and hid her face behind her mane even more "Fluttershy,I already told you,you shouldn't be so timid. And to answer your question,yes. Though ponies in my world are considered animals. Though before everypony gets angry it's because Humans,like me are the dominating species there,and animals don't have much intelligence or have an ability to talk,unless maybe a parrot,but you need to teach it first. But this is a different world,so ponies can talk and do everything a normal human would,you could say that us humans have pony personalities and everything except for our technology,our hands and fingers and last but not least, our corruption. Many humans are corrupted and are evil even when they look like they are good. Though I should probably stop talking about that and talk about animals in response to Fluttershy's question,I must have bored you with my explanation. I already have 2 cats from where I come from,one is male and the other is a female. The female one recently gave birth to five kittens,any other questions?" I noticed everypony was saying Awww,except for applejack and Rainbow Dash "Well,um..Have you ever thought..about..us-" I cut off Twilight because I already knew what she was going to ask since she was blushing. "Yes,though I wouldn't be a crazy stalker pervert and it doesn't mean I wouldn't be your friend." They all blushed afterwards. "Do you all really love me that much? I can notice you are blushing." everyone blushed harder when Twilight spoke up "No,the question is just embarrassing." Said Twilight as she was blushing.

"I understand,I was just kidding. Next question." I said trying to get them to ask another question and forget about the last question,but then I noticed Pinkie didn't ask another question. "Pinkie,would you like to ask me a question?" She instantly tackled me and said "Doyouknowhowtomakecupcakes?!?!?!" she said full of energy "Yeah,I guess." she instantly took me to the kitchen. "Wanna sing with me?" I thought about it for a second and noticed everyone was wanting me to sing,though I am not sure about Fluttershy since she hid her face,but I guess she does too. "Sure." I said,this is either going to go downhill or is gonna be awesome.

"All you have to do is take a cup of flour" Said pinkie as she was putting flour in a bowl

"Then you take something sweet now sour" I said as I put the nearest sweet thing near me,but I put it inside the bowl before I could see what it was,but I was sure it was candy of sorts.

"A bit of salt just a pinch" she said as she put salt into the bowl

"Making these treats is such a sinch" I said as I was mixing the bowl

"And a teaspoon of vanilla!" she said as she was mixing vanilla in the mix

"Add a little more and you count to four" I said

"And you never get your filla!" Pinkie Pie said as she was still singing the song.

"Cupcakes!" I said and waiting for pinkie to continue the song

"So sweet and tasty!"Said pinkie pie continuing the song.

"Cupcakes!"I said again

"Don't be too hasty!"she said continuing the song even more

"Cupcakes! Cupcakes,cupcakes,cupcakes!" we both said in unison

"That was good! How did you know my song?" Pinkie asked me"Thanks,and it's a secret." I said "Okie Doki Loki!" Pinkie Pie said."It seems we all made cupcakes,it would be bad to let them go to waste. Right?" I said gesturing for everyone to eat the cupcakes me and Pinkie Pie made.

After we all finished eating  "Does anypony have more questions?" I asked "I do darling,why are you still wearing clothes?" Rarity asked me,I could feel that I blushed a little "Well,us humans don't really want to be without any clothes because,well, we don't want to show our, 'special', parts. That is if any of you ponies have those parts,since I am not exactly sure...But I don't really need to know either way" they all blushed,specially Rarity "Well darling,we do,um, have 'special' parts,but our tails hide them."Rarity said she was blushing more and more with every word,specially with the special parts part "Well you didn't really need to tell me,sorry if my high curiosity made you all uncomfortable." I said trying to apologize. "Oh it's quite alright darling,say,do you have any other clothes?"Rarity was asking me."No,I don't have any other clothes,and I know you are going to offer me clothes free of charge because you are the element of generosity,but I will try to get a job and get enough bits to pay for these clothes. And I WILL pay for them whether you like it or not,okay?" Rarity looked at me,shocked. "Fine then dear,though if you wanted it for free it's nothing,really."I gave her a stare saying 'I WILL pay,no matter how hard you try for me not to.'

After that applejack spoke up "Since ya don't have a job,would ya like ta work at th' barn with me?" Applejack asked,I then noticed it was getting very late. "Sure Applejack,but it's getting late,so I am gonna start work tomorrow,okay?"I said. "Sure thing sugarcube."

They all left as I instantly fell on Twilight's couch and drifted into sleep. This is just being better and better.

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I know this chapter is still pretty short,but I usually just make short chapters but post more and more chapters as I get new idea's. Hopefully it will work out with everyone.

Abody,out.

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Chapter 6

Chapter 6

I woke up on the floor and looked around, only to see Twilight and Spike sound asleep on the floor. I decided to put them in their respective beds, though the thought of putting Twilight in bed is quite 'disturbing' for a lack of a better word. I decided to put Spike in his bed since he was a baby after all and needed a comfortable sleep. I held him with both arms very slowly, afterwards I walked up the stairs gently as to not wake up the sleeping baby purple dragon in my arm. A thought came to my mind, what if I can bring powers from other worlds? Or if it will apply to Equestria? But for now I need to tuck Spike in his bed. After I finished with Spike, Twilight was next. I decided to be extra gentle,since in most fictions Spike would be a heavy sleeper,and fortunately, he was. I picked up Twilight and reached her bed. I'm not sure why, but I suddenly wanted to throw her on her bed and just rush out of her bedroom for fun, but I knew I shouldn't do that to her. After I slowly tucked her into bed, I realized something, wouldn't they wake up soon anyway? Then I decided to just shrug it off and go to Sweet Apple Acres.

After a long walk and getting a bunch of stares from other ponies and the famous "Monster!" it was from a mare so I decided to have a little fun. "I'm a monster in bed, want a ride?" she blushed and screamed while running away, bad move. After I reached the barn I noticed Applejack bucking some apples down from tree's. I decided to surprise her, and I know I was going to get a buck in the gut in response, but I decided to have my fun. I hid behind a tree waiting for the right moment,and after she was near I jumped out of my hiding spot and yell "I'M GOING TO GET BUCKED IN THE-" I got cut off by, yep, you guessed it, a buck in the gut. "Ow." I said while holding the area of where Applejack bucked me,heh,bucked me. Sexual jokes aside, Applejack rushed to my side "What in tarnations were ya doin?! Are ya okay?!?" Applejack yelled at me "Yeah I'm okay,I wanted to surprise you and I knew I was going to get a buck in the gut, but it was worth it." I said trying to reassure Applejack that I was okay "Are ya really that stupid? Gettin' hurt just to surprise me?" Now I'm getting scolded by Applejack,great. "It's alright, it doesn't mean I could've died. Anyway I came here to work, what am I supposed to do?" I said trying to find out what exactly I will be doing for a living. "Well, yer gonna buck apples with me. Lets see yer strength." I thought for a moment. "I don't need any strength." Applejack gave me a puzzled look "You remember how I turned my hand into fire at the sleepover?" She nodded. "What if I can turn it into other elements of nature? Like perhaps earth?" She seemed confused. "Let me show you what I mean."

I focused the magical energy in me to form some sort of vines, it took a fairly shorter amount of time since I already did it with fire before. Instead of hands I just had a clump of vines that seem to be going in a spiral. I shoot vines through my arm and it worked, both me and Applejack were amazed. I decided to shoot them in the air,this time having thousands of vines, and I directed them to pick all the apples in all of the tree's while using my right arm to bring the baskets. Afterwards I just put all of the apples in the baskets and Applejack's jaw dropped. "I guess it worked, so what now?" I said trying to do something else. "What now? Ya picked all them apples on yerself! There's really nothin' else ta do! Thank ya kindly fer helpin me like this! That was amazin'!" I blushed a little at all those compliments. "Hold on, let me try something so I can help you even when I'm not around." Applejack was still amazed, but now she was confused. I decided to bring out the vines again but I decided to turn them to a square block while inserting some magic in them. Then I tried to make apples grow on the tree's again to test it, and it worked exactly as planned, it picked all the apples from all the tree's and put them in baskets and even put them in barrels and sorted them out, they didn't even need to move at all now, all they needed to do was sell them.

Applejack was still amazed. "So? What do you think? You only need to sell them by the way, also it will grow apples again and again so you will have an infinite number of apples every time." I felt proud that I have done so much. "I..Don't even know what ta say!" she ran to me and hugged me "Thank ya very much!" she said as she let go of me "It was nothing." I remembered something though, I needed to pay Rarity and I took this job to get some money, as soon as I wanted to open my mouth to talk about it Applejack talked "Don't be so modest! Wait a sec, I forgot ta pay ya! Here, ya deserve this and much more." I was happy, I wanted to do it for free, but I also wanted to pay Rarity, so I just thanked her and walked back to Carousel Boutique. On my way there I noticed the same mare that I gave a sexual joke to, I noticed she was talking to somepony else so I decided to get a little closer. "Hey look, I'm sorry about the joke that I gave you before, no offense but, I wouldn't really do, 'that', with you. I'm no monster, looks can be deceiving you know." She was shocked and speechless, I just walked away.

I arrived at the boutique and opened the door, and I heard some sort of bell noise, which I then noticed was because I entered. "Rarity, you here?" I heard hoofsteps and noticed a little filly came into view, I realized that filly as Sweetiebell. She was going to scream, but I stopped her." Shhh Sweetiebell, I'm not gonna harm anypony. I am just a friend of Rarity's, now can you tell me where she is?" She slowly nodded in fear and pointed to a room which I noticed as Rarity's work area "Rarity, you here?" I said as I entered the room."Over here darling." waving at me while she was sewing something, which I assume were my new clothes. "So,these are my new clothes? I hope it isn't frou-frou, no offense." Speaking of appearance, I assume I forgot to tell what I looked like, Well I never really saw what my height was, so I couldn't really tell you, but I have dark brown eyes with black hair. My hairstyle changes from time to time so telling what my hairstyle is currently won't really be helpful. I also wore a dark blue jean with an orange T-Shirt. I wasn't really one for fashion and didn't care about appearance, but I'm surprised how neither Rarity or Applejack said anything about my fashion or how it was orange, after all, orange IS my favorite color.

"Oh none taken dear! I am making you clothes fit for a gentlecolt! and since you were wearing orange I figured it was your favorite color, so I made the suit orange." Wow, well that was odd, but I guess I should've expected it. "Thanks Rarity! Though, how did you take measurements? Because I don't think anypony like me has ever had clothes from you before." It was creepy to say the least. "Well, while you were sleeping after we finished our sleepover, I came back to Twilight's to take measurements for you until I found that you were asleep and Twilight was going crazy over being 'tardy' so after I calmed her down, I decided to make measurements for you while you were....asleep....and I accidentally made you fall on the floor, so sorry about that." Wait, she touched me in my sleep? "To be honest, I don't really mind, at all.I thank you Rarity, for making me clothes and I'm grateful and I appreciate it." She seemed a bit shocked. "Well dear, I didn't quite expect you to take this so easily and forgive me so quickly." Said Rarity "What can I say? I'm a forgiving person." Rarity giggled a bit. "Well, I'll leave you to work now Rarity, thanks again, Goodbye!" I said as I was walking out of the boutique.

Hm, I never really checked to see how much bits I had from work. I checked the bag of bits that Applejack gave me, and after some time counting them, I had 1000 bits. I wasn't exactly sure if that was a lot, but I was shocked none the less. I decided to go to the library and check on Spike and Twilight, I don't know why, but I feel as if they were some sort of family to me. I reached the door and opened it and I found a crazy Twilight with messy hair and Spike trying to calm her down, as soon as I closed the door they both looked at me. "DO YOU HAVE A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM?!?!!?" said Twilight. I realized Twilight is now going crazy over being tardy. "Well,I can see that you are afraid of being tardy again Twilight, I don't have a friendship problem, but I do know a few things about friendship." I said trying to calm down Twilight, it worked. "Spike! come here and send a message to Celestia! Now!" Twilight was ordering Spike, after Spike came back with a quill and a scroll Twilight was looking at me. "Tell Spike what you learned about friendship so he can send the letter!" I noticed Twilight still had a hint of crazy in her "Very well then, Spike, you know what to do." Spike nodded and got ready to write the letter. "Dear princess Celestia, I am a new creature here from another world, and Twilight needed help and wanted me to send you a letter, fear not as I am friendly and will not harm anypony. Now then, on to the friendship report. I have learned from friendship that...." everypony was looking at me in anticipation "You're fat,boring and lazy." They both looked shock and it seems that got Twilight out of her crazy state, oh boy.

"HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO THE PRINCESS?!?!?! OR EVEN THINK ABOUT IT?!" Twilight yelled at me. "Calm down, I was joking. And I didn't send the letter yet, I guess I should send a true friendship report now." Twilight calmed down and relaxed a bit, but she was still angry at me, a lot. "You better." Said Twilight in an angry tone "Let's just continue from the part where I assure Celestia that I won't harm anypony, okay?" Spike gave a nod but then I noticed a magical purple aura on the quill and scroll "Sorry about that, Spike isn't very good at writing." Spike gave her a mean glare "Anyway, continue." Spike, umad? "Alright, I have learned from friendship that you should always be true and loyal to your friends, and be kind and generous to everypony, and always do whats right. I have no idea what to write currently, but I don't want Twilight to go tardy again." I noticed twilight give me a glare when she finished writing it and then gave it to Spike as he puffed a green smoke flame thing to send it. "That reminds me! Spike, I want to teach you something!" Spike look confused. "We need some sort of a target and we need to go out first, I'm not sure if it would work." We walked outside but now we needed a target. "Hey! What are you doing down there?" Asked a certain cyan pony. I looked up and saw Rainbow Dash looking at us. "Well RD, I am gonna teach Spike to do some special stuff but we need a target." I noticed Rainbow Dash think about it for a second. "Hm, I'll be your target!" I wasn't sure about this. "You sure? It would probably hurt you."  Rainbow dash then flew down and got in front of us "I'm pretty sure the best flier in Equestria can handle anything by a baby dragon!" I noticed Spike got a little angry from being called a baby "Well alright." Then I whispered in Spike's ear, then he looked confused. "What good would shouting that do?" Asked Spike quizzically "Just trust me on this." Spike shrugged and shouted "FUS RO DAH!" suddenly rainbow dash flew away easily but regained her balance by using her wings "Whoa! How did I do that?! Can you teach me more?" Asked Spike while he was excited "Sorry Spike, but that's the only shout I know for now." Spike looked disappointed. "How did you make him do that? Was it some of your own magic?" Twilight asked still not believing her eyes. "Well Twilight, it's a secret just like many secrets that I want to keep until the time is right, and no it was not my magic, it was all him, do make sure he doesn't abuse his new power though" I don't even want to think what Spike would do with that kind of power. "Alright then." said Twilight, I was surprised how she didn't pursue the answer, but it's good I guess.

But then rainbow dash was above me "Wow! How did you make him have that kind of power?" Said Rainbow dash "What happened to the 'I can handle it' huh Rainbow Dash?" Rainbow looked embarrassed "Well, it's just because I didn't expect it! otherwise I could've easily handled it!" Rainbow Dash said, trying to keep her pride. "Whatever you say Dashie, whatever you say." She seemed to be confused when I called her Dashie "Hey, how about you two continue chatting back at the library?" Said Twilight "Sure I guess, you gonna come Dashie?" I said as I was entering Twilight's library "Sure, but why are you calling me Dashie? Only Pinkie Pie uses it!" Said Rainbow dash while she was still confused. "Well, if you don't want me to call you Dashie then thats fine." I said as we both entered the library "Nah, it's fine I guess, I have so many questions though! Specially when you did that cool fire thing!" Nice, going to spend the whole day answering questions for my favorite pony, not sure if I should be happy about this or annoyed at how many questions she would ask me. I better hope for the best I guess.

A/N

Now I know I am making very short chapters, but when I get excited and want to make a new chapter for my fans I usually write till I get bored from writing, though instead of saving the chapter to make it longer later, I just end it when I think of a good ending. Hopefully that isn't much of a problem.

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Chapter 7

Chapter 7

I now sit at the floor of Twilight's library bracing myself to answer many questions from the so called 'The best flier in all of Equestria' I just hope this goes well. "So, first question, how did you turn your hands into flames? and can you change your whole body into flames? 'Cause that would be so cool!" I thought about it for a second. "Well, I felt a strange energy pounding in my chest, I tried focusing that energy into my hands, but I'm not exactly sure how I can explain it, though since I did already turn my hands into flames, I would assume that I can turn my whole body into flames too if I focus long enough." I said in all honesty. "That's so cool! Also, while I was passing AJ's barn I noticed some weird green thing, do you know anything about it?" Well, explaining this would be interesting. "Actually, I created it." I could hear gasps from the two of them, along with Spike. "I tried not only controlling flames, but other elements of nature, and since Sweet Apple Acres had a lot of tree's I thought Earth would be a good element, so I turned my hands into vines and picked all the apples, afterwards I tried making some sort of square shaped magic mechanism so it would automatically pick all the apples without needing any physical labor."

They sat there in awe. "That's awesome! I have another question, do you think you could make me control flames or anything? That would totally give me a spot in the Wonderbolts!" I thought about it for a second, would I really want to give her any power? That is IF I could even give her some power. "I'll try focusing my energy on you, but it might take a while for me to do it, if I could even do it. You ready?" She nodded excitedly "Here goes nothing..." I closed my eyes and focused electrical power on Rainbow Dash, after all, the Wonderbolts are about lightning. I noticed a little bit of energy left me so I slowly opened my eyes, only to see Rainbow Dash has turned into a pony made entirely from rainbow colored electricity! "Whoa! Rainbow Dash, you might wanna look in the mirror!" Even I was amazed. Twilight was still amazed but after I told Rainbow Dash to look in the mirror, she surrounded her mirror with a purple aura and put it in front of Rainbow Dash "Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! I look SO awesome! Thank you! I'll show the Wonderbolts what true speed is!" After she said that she rushed out of the library door. "Wow, I didn't know you could do that." Said Twilight while she was closing the door behind Rainbow Dash. "Neither did I, do you think I should maybe try doing some other forms of magic? Like maybe open a portal to another world?" Twilight thought about it. "Sure, but try not to open portals to dangerous worlds." I nodded and focused my energy at the middle of the library, I thought about making a portal to Skyrim, since Spike did want me to teach him some dragon shouts after all.

And surely enough, a portal to Skyrim opened and Paarthunax stood there, confused while sitting on top of the highest point in Skyrim. "Hey Paarthunax, no time to talk, lets just say I am the dragonborn in a way and I have a baby dragon here that wants to learn some shouts, though don't give him any of the shouts that would harm anyone or anypony." I hoped that he will just take my word, but unfortunately, I needed to answer a bunch of questions, but when I finished, I called Spike to talk to Paarthunax for a while, he accepted reluctantly but really wanted to learn new shouts. I watched as Spike learned a lot, but after they were finished I waited for them to say their goodbyes and I closed the portal. "So, you had fun Spike?" Spike was literally jumping with joy. "That was awesome! Now I can do a bunch of cool stuff! and maybe then Rarity would like me more!" Then Spike realized that he just slipped out his secret and blushed. "It's okay Spike, I already know about your crush on Rarity."  Spike looked at me in a confused state "But...how? Nevermind, don't tell me, just don't tell my secret to anypony okay?" I nodded "Also, I think I will open a portal again..." I remembered the portal gun from well, the game called Portal.

After I opened the portal a familiar robotic voice talked to me. "Who are you? What are you doing? Are you a new test subje-" I closed the portal after I already got the portal gun. "Alright, this is the portal gun, it doesn't open portals to other worlds, but it does make a portal which gets you from one place, to another, and if used correctly, can get you to places up high or even save your life." They looked at it with awe and confusion. "Here, let me show you." I shot a portal into the ceiling and another on the floor and jumped in it falling endlessly. "Crap, that was a bad move, Twilight can you open the door for me please?" She looked at me with some confusion but nodded and opened the door with her magic, I shot a portal in the ponyville road and next thing I know, was that I was high in the sky, and I was falling to the ground quickly, until a purple aura surrounded me. "Thanks Twilight." I said, clearly embarrassed. "It's alright but don't go doing risks for nothing! At least tell us what you're trying to do!" If I got one bit from every time Twilight yelled at me I would probably be a millionaire in a short time-span. "Alright alright Twilight, now I know what I did wasn't right but there is no reason to fight." I chuckled a bit after realizing it rhymed. "Fine, let's go back into the library, everypony is giving you strange looks." I looked around, and Twilight was right, everypony is just staring at me.

After we entered Twilight's library, I noticed Spike doing the whirlwind shout and going from place to place. "Spike! Stop doing that! You might knock over some books!" Spike stopped. "Sorry Twilight." I remembered something, I never asked Twilight about money over here. " Hey um, Twilight, lets say I had 1000 bits, what could I get with that money?" Twilight thought about it for a second. "Hm, what kind of bits? Gold,silver or copper?" Wait, so bits here are like the bits in the fictions? That surprised me for a bit, but then I checked the bag of bits and they were all 1000 gold bits. "Gold ones." Twilight's jaw dropped. "All that money would make you rich!" I was shocked, Applejack made me rich! Did I really deserve it for just doing something to easy? I will probably repay her in some way. "Wow, Applejack gave me 1000 gold bits for working at the barn and for the magical mechanism I talked to Dash about." She was shocked again. "Wow, that must've really helped her if she gave you that much bits." I thought about it, the mechanism DOES in fact remove most work that she needed to do. "I guess so, anyway I should probably go to Rarity's and check on the clothes" I walked out of the door and waved to Twilight goodbye.

Then, the unexpected happened, the same mare that I joked to trotted in front of me. "Hey, strange creature, I'm sorry I called you a monster, I was just scared of a strange thing coming in our town." I gave her a smile. "Don't worry about it, I already knew it would happen, after all, it wouldn't be fun when I'm instantly accepted into the town, don't sweat yourself over it." She just gave me a smile as I walked away. I reached Rarity's Carousel Boutique and opened the door to her boutique with the same bell sound ringing again. "Coming!" said Rarity as she was trotting over to greet the pony that came into her boutique. "Oh hello there dear! I just finished your clothes!" She said cheerfully and then she got me  a orange tuxedo. "Rarity, that doesn't seem like you at all! Even I know that this isn't really fashion, no offense though, and sorry if I sound rude." She giggled a bit. "None taken darling, and I know, but since you didn't care about appearance I decided to make it comfortable and gave it your favorite color, who knows, maybe it will be the new fashion!" I think I remembered that there may have been orange tux's back in earth but I didn't know anything about fashion. "Thanks Rarity, how much for the clothes?" I asked while bringing out my bag of bits "Oh it's for free dear no need to-" I cut her off by giving her an 'Are you fucking kidding me?' kind of look. "*Sigh* That will be 2 gold bits, but you really don't need to pay me at all!" I gave her 10 gold bits instead and walked out of the boutique before she could say anything.

I arrived at the library again, but surprisingly, no one called me a monster or even had a hint of fear, everypony either gave me a smile or waved, I thought that it was probably because of that mare. I opened the door to the library and what I saw next was nearly unbelievable.

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Sorry for another short chapter, I decided now was a GREAT time for a cliffhanger, tell me what you think in the comments!

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Chapter 8

Chapter 8

I saw Princess Celestia herself stand there, right in front of me.The first thought that came to my mind was 'TWILIGHT YOU BITCH!' Nopony warned me that Princess Celestia was going to visit.

"Princess Celestia! It's an honor to meet you, your majesty!"

After I said that I bowed to Princess Celestia, after all, I don't want to be sent to the moon for calling her Trollestia, Molestia or Tia.

"Oh my, I never knew you were this tall, you shocked me for a moment there. I assume you are the creature that sent me the friendship report?"

I nodded

"Well I certainly didn't expect you to look like this, no offense."

I sighed, the only thing more common than Twilight scolding me, was ponies being either shocked or scared.

"None taken, princess. Though, may I ask why you have come here?"

I personally thought Celestia was boring, but since she was royalty, I don't want to cause any trouble.

"Well, I wanted to come and meet the new creature and make sure that it doesn't harm my little ponies."

I tried to hold my laugh for respect of the princess, a lot of fictions are with Celestia barely trusting them, if they were humans anyway.

"I assure you, I would harm myself to protect these ponies, and not the other way around. Unless, of course, it was to defend either myself or my friends."

She nodded with a smile.

"Very well, I trust you for now as I see no signs of dishonesty, but if you harmed any of my little ponies you will face consequences."

This time I was nodding. Though, I wanted to scare Celestia a little, sure it may end in me being sent in the moon or sentenced to the dungeon, but I already done a bunch of stupid stuff worthy of that and nothing bad happened, yet.

"Also, I'm not sure if you were told or not, but I eat meat."

She looked at me with horror, backing away slightly and tried keeping Twilight behind her.

"Though don't worry, I don't eat pony meat, plus I'm an Omnivore so I eat both meat and fruits and vegetables, it's fine if I only eat fruits and veggies."

She gave a sigh of relief.

"That's a relief, though tell me, why did you put it so bluntly when I just met you? Aren't you afraid of making a bad impression?"

She had a point.

"I just wanted to mess with ya, Tia."

She was surprised for a bit until Twilight spoke up.

"How dare you speak of our Princess like that? And to even joke with her like that?"

It's funny to see Twilight become so angry, I guess it's just my troll side that finds it funny.

"Don't worry Twilight, it's good to see somepony not treat me like royalty and just as a friend."

Said Celestia with a smile.

"Very well, Princess."

Said Twilight after she gave a sigh.

"Princess?"I said trying to get Celestia's attention

"Yes?"Said Celestia while looking at me

"If you don't mind me asking, why did you send Twilight to learn about friendship? I mean, having royal duties and everything might make it reasonable that you don't have time to learn about it yourself, but you could for example, send the royal guards to do their duties. Plus, why do you even want to learn about friendship? Are you thinking of being a friend with other ponies?"

"Oh well, umm, oh look at the time I need to tend to my duties urgently no time to talk." she then rushed out of the library and got to her carriage and off to Canterlot.

"What was that about?" Twilight said, still confused as to why Celestia  was in such a hurry.

"I will explain that later Twilight, for now I will go practice my powers" Twilight looked at me quizzically

"Practice them where?" She asked me

"The Everfree forest, and don't worry, I am pretty sure I could use my powers for offense if a monster tries to attack me." She nodded and I gave her a smile and rushed to the Everfree forest.

  I arrived at the Everfree forest and decided to try to have other powers from games or shows etc, even though I am not sure that it would work, it won't hurt to try right?

I focused my energy and thought about having [PROTOTYPE] powers and after 3 long hours I finally got to turn one of my fingers into a claw, I grinned like a maniac and retracted the claw and turned my hand back into normal. Then I decided to give myself wings, but this time I will use the powers that I currently have more experience in, so I decided to use electricity and fire, I focused my energy on making my whole body turn into electricity and focused it so I would grow demon wings made out of fire, it drained my energy a lot, but not completely. I then thought about pulling a prank on Rainbow Dash. I flew to her cloud house and decided to use my powers to try to make myself sound like Pinkie Pie, I decided to whisper to myself so no one would hear and to my surprise, it worked, then I got to her door and knocked "Hey Dashie! Wanna prank some ponies?! we didn't do it for a long time and I reeeeeeealllyyyyyyy missed it!" I then flew over her house and focused a ball of water over the door.

"Pinkie?! How are you up here? But then again I guess you're just being Pinkie. Anyway, I would LOVE to prank ponies with you! I'll open the door for you just gimme a sec" as soon as Rainbow Dash opened the door I let the ball of water fall on her head.

"Who the hay did that?!"

"BAHAHAHAHAAH!" I laughed

Rainbow then looked at me and gasped "You sound like- and you look like- WHAT ARE YOU?! WHO ARE YOU?!"I should have thought this over.

"It's me RD, I said that you guys can call me 'Brony' if I remember correctly? Anyway I decided to use my powers a bit more creatively so...That's why I have wings." She seemed excited,but I was afraid she would want me to use more powers on her.

"That's SO awesome!" she said as she was looking at my wings.

"You know...I would give your wings a little bit more awesomeness...For a price..." She seemed even more excited, not knowing that it was going to be another joke.

"Really?! I'd do anything!" I grinned.

"Well, I'm bored...So I was thinking...How about we have some 'fun'" I put an emphasis on fun, and she blushed a little.

"W-what kind of fun?" she said blushing more.

"I'm sure you know....But if you don't..let me give you a hint...A mare and a stallion alone together in a bed room...." Now she was as red as a tomato.

"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO MAKE MY WINGS BETTER YOU SICK PERVERT!" she yelled at me, and I laughed.

"I was kidding, it was just another joke and you fell for it HAH!" She relaxed some more but still angry over my pranks

"Don't ever do pranks like that! Did pinkie make you do this?!" It seems she actually believed the pinkie voice.

"Actually, that was me, I tried to focus my powers into making my voice sound like Pinkie's" Her excitement returned.

"So does that mean you can also make my voice sound like somepony else?! But...I WONT do any of that mare and stallion thing!"she said the last part with a blush and a hint of anger.

"To be completely honest with you, Dash, I'm afraid you might use the powers in a wrong way. I'm not saying I don't trust you but I mean you might still do something bad without knowing." She gave a sigh and nodded.

"Don't be so down Dashie, I still trust you with other things....Also, how did that Wonderbolts thing go?" She seemed happy for a bit then hung her head.

"Well, they were all scared and ran off before I could even talk to them..." She seemed to have to be trying to hold her tears.

"Since that's the case, why don't you just come to them normally now and tell them that you were the pony that came in made from electricity?" She was suddenly jumping up and down with excitement.

"That's a great idea! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank yo-" I put my hand over her mouth to make her shut up for a bit.

"How about you save that energy that you're using up on talking to the Wonderbolts?" She nodded and flew to Cloudsdale.

I flew down from her cloud home and walked back to Twilight's library and then I met the purple dragon again. "Hey Spyro." Spike was confused for a moment "Spyro? My name isn't Spyro it's Spike!" I chuckled at his response.

"I know that.....'Spikey Wikey'" I then chuckled again at calling Spike by Rarity's pet name for him. He blushed and then had a hint of anger.

"Hey! How did you know about that?!" He said, still angry over calling him by his pet name.

"Calm down, anyway do you know where Twilight is?" I asked spike

"Right here, do you need anything?" asked Twilight

"Oh nah...But, I came to tell you I learned to make wings and copy voices" They both looked at me with shock.

"What?! You can copy voices? Can you copy Rarity's?" Said Spike.

"Sure." I then focused the energy to copy Rarity's voice.

"THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" After I said that I dramatically fell on the floor and returned my voice.

"Ow." was all I could say as I fell on my back on the hard wood floor, they were both rolling on the floor laughing.

"That sure does sound like Rarity alright." Twilight said and then she laughed harder with Spike. Strange, I thought he would try to defend Rarity, but I guess it was funny.

"Twilight." I said being serious and then Twilight seemed worried a bit because of my serious tone.

"Y-yes?" Said Twilight with a hint of fear.

"Molestia." She seemed shocked.

"WHA-" I decided to knock both Spike and Twilight out without harming them.

This is gonna be fun, I thought.

A/N

Sorry for the late chapter! I was sick but I'm starting to get better now. Hopefully I don't get shot in the head by any of my fans! (If I had any.)

Abody, out.

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Chapter 9

Chapter 9

Some time later

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Twilight and Spike finally woke up in Twilight's basement and I heard Twilight say "Where are we?" while she was still having a blurry vision.

"Oh Twilight, Ms.Twilight Sparkle, don't you see? This is going to be fun for both you and me!" Twilight was shocked and Spike woke up but didn't say a word from his shock.

"What's going on here?!" Twilight asked with confusion and a hint of fear.

"Oh Twilight...We are going to explore your insides.....FOR SCIENCE!" Twilight gasped

"Insides? as in...Insides?" she said while she still had fear.

"Yep! It's time to cut you up and see what you look like!" Spike fainted as soon as I brought a bag of medical items containing scalpels and other surgery kit, after I brought the scalpel out I moved closer to Twilight.

"NOOOOO!!!!" After she said that, she closed her eyes,preparing for pain.

"My little portal, I used to wonder what testing could be." I said without moving and trying my best to impersonate GLaDOS, Twilight then slowly opened her eyes, seeing me giving her a friendly smile.

"What?" She said still afraid but confused.

"My little portal, until you shared it's science with me." I started removing Twilight from the rope binds slowly as to not make her punch me or something, but then again, I did remove her magical powers temporarily so she doesn't use it on me.

"Take adventure, tons of fun, companion cubes faithful and strong" I then decided to unbind Spike first as he proved to be less dangerous.

"Sharing gigabytes, it's an easy feat. And neurotoxin makes it all complete." I completely unbinded spike and gently put him on the ground and continued with Twilight, while she was still shocked and confused.

"My little portal, you are all my very best friendssssssssss" after I finished the song Twilight just sat there dumbfounded.

After I finished a cyan pegasus opened the basement door flew down to land right next to me and then she was rolling at the floor laughing.

"But...What?" Twilight said still shocked but afraid of me.

"Oh silly Twilight, it was a prank. I talked to Rainbow Dash about it and we decided to pull the prank on you. Sorry if it caused any discomfort, if I wanted to hurt you I would've knocked you out with some pain in there." Her shocked and confused expression was gone, and now she was angry, in fact she was so angry, to the point of looking like Rapidash which already happened before.

"A PRANK?!!?!?!!? ALL THIS FOR A PRANK?!!?! YOU MADE SPIKE FAINT AND CAUSED ME FEAR FOR A PRANK?!!?!? ONE OF US COULD HAVE DIED FROM SHOCK!!!!" I then looked at Twilight trying to look apologetic so she doesn't get anymore angry but then I rolled on the ground laughing along with Rainbow Dash.

"What are you laughing about?!!?!" I stopped laughing for a bit to talk.

"Oh, I just thought about a potato jumping on Pinkie Pie's head while she is carameldansen." Now she looked seriously confused.

"What?" Was all she could say.

"I'll explain later...Let's go back up to the library and wait for Spike to wake up." Twilight was still angry but nodded and so did Rainbow Dash.

I held Spike in my hands and put him in his basket and returned to the two mares downstairs.

"Lesbianponysaywhat" I said as I was stepping down the stairs.

"What?" said Rainbow Dash, I couldn't hold it and tripped on the stairs and fell on my back but I was still laughing.

"Oh nothing...Wait...hm..." I sat there thinking of opening a portal to the real world and bringing my laptop here so I could show them some pony related stuff and perhaps finally explain it to them.

"What are you thinking about?" asked Twilight

"Sex." They both blushed a lot.

"What?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Just kidding, I was just thinking of opening a portal to my world, not to come back, mind you, but to bring something...And if you want to ask why I don't want to come back, well I'm too tired to explain, but lets just say Equestria is much better and I always wanted to live here." they all nodded. I was surprised that they won't pursue answers but that' better I suppose.

I focused my energy on opening a portal to my world and it worked, surprisingly. I got my laptop and turned it on, and I noticed, like many other fictions stated, that the charge never even depleted....Ever...Plus, the internet signal was at it's peak and it was very fast, I wanted to know what the internet wifi name was and all it said was Equestria. I opened up Youtube and searched for 'Avast Fluttershy's Remix' Surprisingly they didn't look at my laptop at first, but when my laptop suddenly burst out "Now, what have we learned?" Rainbow Dash instantly flew over my shoulder and looked at the screen, she was shocked and speechless and as the song continued she bobbed her head to it.

"It looks like you are liking this, eh Dashie?" she nodded

"Well, let me put a fanmade song by one of your fans, and yes, it is about you." She squealed with joy and excitement when I mentioned her fans, and I searched for 'Twenty Percent Cooler by Ken Ashcorp' she seemed shocked when I typed in 'Twenty Percent cooler' But it's good that she knew that it was about that one time when she talked to Rarity about her dress. The song started up and she was literally jumping with joy even more so than the other times. Twilight perked her head up from her books when the song mentioned 'Twilight Sparkle' and then she looked at the computer screen and was shocked speechless.

After hours of fanmade stuff and a few giggles and laughs over the youtube poops I decided to finally explain it to them that they were a show...My way.

A/N

Sorry for another short chapter, but I just couldn't help myself, anyway the My Little Portal lyrics are from this song Here Thank you for reading this and tracking it! it means so much to me! And I hope you liked the references, because there will be much more!

Abody, out.

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Chapter 10

Chapter 10

Okay, so I got on The Hub and clicked on My Little Pony while Twilight and Dash were busy talking to each other about the fanmade art and videos and songs, I called them over. "Twi' Dashie, Move your fat ass over here and help me find the ele- I mean come look!" Fortunately, they didn't notice me calling them fat asses..

"Huh? Wha- OH MY CELESTIA! WHAT IS THAT?! IS THAT US?!!?" Said Twilight with confusion and shock.

"Nope, Chuck Testa." They both looked at me with even MORE confusion and shock.

"Who is that? Tell me about this...thing!" Twilight said while she was pointing to the laptop screen.

"Oh well...Best time to tell you I suppose, you see, think of a play  that you don't need to go to if you want to see it..But instead think of some spell that makes you see it from your home or something..but instead of using magic, you use something else, like technology. Basically, there is like a magic box with a screen much bigger than this things screen, that shows your adventures, such as when you defeated nightmare moon, though it doesn't show your private lives, it mostly shows interesting events, mostly when Twilight or any other pony learns something new about friendship...Speaking of which...Did fluttershy become assertive? Or did Spike go to find his true dragon self?" They seemed more focused on the parts where I tell them about fluttershy being assertive...I wonder what happened in the real world...or would this world have a different universal time thing? Whatever those things were in some fictions I read.

"No...But..How do you know all this?" I gave a small chuckle

"I think you guys would have a bigger problem..But you would learn more about friendship...To explain it to you guys...I will show you." I wasn't sure though what would happen if I did show them the episode..if it did air..But I opened it and searched for the video..and surely enough, it was there...A long with "It's about time" and "Dragon Quest" I showed them the episodes...They were shocked and Twilight fainted...though Spike came while we were watching Dragon Quest and when he saw himself talk about his real family...He left while he was shocked..I noticed..Things were repeating themselves..in a different way..I decided to call for spike because I needed to send a really urgent message to celestia that would probably destroy all of equestria if it wasn't sent...I decided to open a portal and bring a printer and decided to tell twilight and spike that I needed some privacy...I opened my laptop and decided to print pictures of Twilight and Celestia...having...well..I'm sure you know..or not..Anyway...I decided to put them in a letter that says "Have fun tia ;) Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle" and Spike sent it..I decided to be a bit serious...but I could barely hold a laugh so I smiled instead and made it so it looks like its because it was to save Equestria.

I decided to take a nap and noticed everything that happened in the episodes...Which could only mean Twilight has many questions...Mainly those asking if I saw the future, but I explained the show some more for her, and how me being here could change the course of events, then I showed them all of the episodes, and it was getting late so me and twilight said our goodnights to each other and slept...Except I didn't sleep...I waited for a response to my letter from Spike...and when I heard his burp I rushed in and took the letter from his claws and focused my energy to put him back to sleep and make him forget about the letter altogether. I opened it and it said: "Twilight?! What's wrong with you?! That was disturbing! Have you been making more of those 'arts' again? I didn't want you to send me THOSE arts! Alright Twighty?" I silently laughed as I figured out that Twilight makes some very...naughty... arts.... Specially that 'Twighty' thing HAH!. Gonna confront her later...I decided then to sleep...

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The Next Day.

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I woke up and saw Twilight hiding something and reading a book, I knew it wasn't my letter since I hid it myself and checked the hiding place with moving my eyes and they were there...Good thing Twilight didn't found it...She seemed nervous..."Making more...'art' Twighty?" She blushed and her eyes were bloodshot from fear and shock. "I-I-I don't know what you M-m-mean..." I was rolling on the floor laughing at her reaction. "Oh shush you, I now know that you make some very naughty art...you naughty pony you...and I know Tia calls you Twighty...Though...I wont bug you about it if you don't bug me about how I know all of this...Agreed?" She nodded slowly with shock and returned to reading her book. "Hey Twilight, hey brony, I heard talking and Twilight seemed shocked.." I looked at Twilight and she was looking at me with a 'Please don't tell him' look I gave her a wink. "Nothing, I just told her something about us humans and she was shocked..Though I bet it isn't very interesting for you...You know Twilight...She finds anything scientific interesting...You know...Cause she is such an egghead...A boring nerdy bookworm egghead that can barely make any frie-" I got cut off by Twilight.

"Shut up." She said...I could hold it and I choked for a bit from laughing but I stopped when I lost too much air. Spike looked at us and shrugged and left the library.

"Where are you going Spike?" He looked over his should and at me.

"To help Rarity." He said with a blush and hearts instead of eye pupils.

"Well..I can help you...Rarity is easy...In fact she is basically a slut!" he looked happy at first but confused at the word 'Slut'

"What is a 'slut'?" I made an evil grin...Let the trolling commence.

"Oh, it's a compliment for a mare...Tell her that she is a slut and she will surely at the very least go on a date with you..." He beamed at that, thanked me, and left.

I got back into the library and decided to read a Daring Do book....Wait...Daring Do.. "Twilight, I'm gonna go for an adventure which may span some days..." She seemed shocked.

"What?! why?!" I gave her a smile and said

"To find Daring Do!" She was shocked even more.

"But she's just a fictional character!" She said with a hint of worry..Wait..Twilight worries about me? I probably shouldn't keep my hopes up..I don't think being a human in equestria would guarantee you a relationship with somepony...

"Oh...Okay..I guess I'll just-" I cut myself off by rushing out of the library door and into the everfree forest.

"WAIT!!!!COME OVER HERE! SHE IS JUST A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!" Twilight yelled as I was running off.

"HATERS GONNA HATE!" I yelled back at her as I was finally in the forest and a fair distance from ponyville...

What Twilight doesn't know is, I got a trick up my sleeve....

A/N

Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Have fun making hate comments about how I take a seriously long time making chapters even though they are small! (Psst, it's because I play The Sims Medieval and Amensia:The Dark Descent....Oh and read "My Better Life" by Sharky White...Don't blame him because his fiction is so great.

Abody, out.

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Chapter 11

Chapter 11

I am currently in the Everfree forest, I wanted to trick both Twilight and Rainbow Dash so I decided to use my powers to form some paper and a quill, I noticed that I can do nearly whatever I want with my powers, but surely, there must be some sort of weakness to this sort of magic...

I focused my energy on both my hands to form both quill and 2 papers and wrote down: "To Rainbow Dash and Egghead Sparkle, I'm too lazy to write anything more so just meet me at Twilight's library (Though, not you Twilight....Which should be pretty obvious) I have a surprise for your undeserving sorry asses..Or plots...Whatever...Just meet me there, no questions asked. Sincerely,Somepony that you may or may not know..."

I then focused my energy to make two portals, one going to Rainbow Dash, and the other to Twilight. Though I didn't know where they were at first, but I figured out a way to know where they are.

After I sent my message, I focused my energy yet again on a portal, this time...To a special somepony...Not my marefriend, mind you..I opened a portal to Daring Do's world and she fell flat on the ground.

"Daring Do?" I asked her while she was rubbing dirt from her eyes

"Yes? Ugh...Where am- AHHHH!" She was trying to fly away but I grabbed her, and what I got was a hoof to my chin.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!" She said as she was moving frantically.

"CALM YO TITS GURL! I mean...Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you." She seemed relaxed but confused and I guess she also shook off the previous part...She either didn't hear it or just avoided it.

"Um...What do you want from me?!"  I sighed..I wanted to tell her about how she was in a fictional book..But I remembered when I saw the confused faces of the Mane six and how I found it funny that I know about them so I decided to give them a chance at experiencing the same.

"Lets just say you are famous because of your adventures and there are fans.." Her shocked expression was replaced with one of excitement....Daring Do is like an Indiana Jones Rainbow Dash now that I think about it...

"Really?!!? I want to meet those fans then!" I smiled and gestured her to follow me.

I decided to sneak through ponies and around buildings to not spoil the surprise and when I reached Twilight's library I told Daring Do to hide, and she did. I entered the library and Rainbow Dash had a look of shock while Twilight had one of anger.

"WHERE WERE YOU?!?!!" Twilight yelled.

"At your mothers, playing with each other.....Monopoly.." She was angry but now with a hint of confusion but she shook it off.

"Were you the one that sent us the letter?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Take a guess..Anyway, I have a surprise for you two little annoying bastards....You can come out now!" I said while trailing off at the "little annoying bastards" so they don't bug me about it and hoping that Daring Do will come..and as soon as she entered they both gasped and then Rainbow Dash dashed to Daring Do squealing with excitement.

"OH MY GOSH OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!" Daring Do was also shocked

"Um...Are these the fans you were talking about?" I nodded and she squealed with excitement, even more than Rainbow Dash. After that, Twilight came near me and said

"Daring do? But...How did you bring her here?" While she was still shocked.

" 'Cuz I got the moves like jagger." I said trying to sound serious.

"What?" Was all what Twilight said

"Just kidding...You remember how I can open portals to other worlds right?"  She nodded

"I decided to open one to Daring Do's and this is what happened" She seemed to be deep in though about it..

While we were talking, Daring Do just finished autographing one of her books for Rainbow Dash..But then I remembered Spike...and my 'advice' I'm pretty sure telling Twilight about it will get her angry at me for sure...

"Hey Twilight?" I asked her.

"Yes?" She said after breaking up from her deep thoughts.

"I wanna tell you something...I told Spike to-" I got cut off by a scared spike running away from somepony with a hoofmark on his face...With Rarity as that somepony..

"SPIKE! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO A LADY!" Uh oh..

"RARITY CALM DOWN!" I said while trying to grab her but she was a force to be reckoned with so I was pulled along with her.

"I'll help!" said Rainbow Dash while she came by my side to grab Rarity...I decided to open a portal to any random world just to stop Rarity....

It was just in time, but after I looked around my surroundings...Everything was so dark...and..Creepy I decided to explore this area for a bit...and it turns out we were in a mansion..and there was odd red organic material pulsating from the walls and the ground...I then heard a rather familiar sound...After sudden realization where we were...I was scared...But then I remembered I had powers...I felt someone breath down on me...and some odd...spine-chilling sound after I looked behind me, and there was a servant grunt."Well, aren't you a fat ass?" He was trying to attack me and I was focusing my energy to block, but Rarity was suddenly in front of me.

"Ugh, aren't you an ugly one? And you have a bad sense of fashion! I'll fix you up!" Suddenly, threads and needles appeared out of nowhere and Rarity was rambling on and on about fashion but when she tried to make clothes for the servant grunt he was running away from Rarity because of her constant rambling.

"I know that feel bro..." I muttered under my breath when Rainbow came up to me

"I think you should make a portal to bring us back, don't you think? Plus, Daring Do might have done something while we were away.

"You're right...RARITY! HOITY TOITY IS HERE! AND SO IS SAPPHIRE SHORES!" She stopped following the grunt and I focused my energy to make another portal and she instantly jumped through it while me and Rainbow rolled our eyes at Rarity as we walked through the portal.

We arrived back at the library and we found Daring Do and Twilight talking to each other but they were shocked when they saw us.

"We all did such a good first impression to Daring Do..." I said sarcastically, though Daring Do didn't seem to notice the sarcasm.

"You did! Twilight Sparkle told me about all of you, and you seem to be the adventurer type! She also told me I was just a book! And some things about 'powers' that you have? Wait, did I get through one of your portals?" I nodded

"Is it okay if I stay here?" I was confused by that.

"Um, sure? I don't see any problem of you being here..Unless for some reason you decide to cause a rampage...or bring some sort of monster here..But..I don't think you would do that...So I guess you can stay..." Now she was bouncing with joy and energy.

"Thank you thank you thank you thank you!" She said and then hugged me, I was shocked at the hug, but then she stopped hugging me and blushed.

"Sorry..."She said nervously

"It's alright...Why did you blush though?" She looked at me quizzically

"Well..I hugged you?"It was my turn to look at her quizzically

"So? It was just a friendly hug,no?" She seemed to think about it, then nodded in agreement.

"Twilight, where is Spike?" She was about to respond but then I heard a cough from behind and noticed Spike looking at me with malice and hatred, Rarity was about to charge at Spike, to which I can only assume called her a slut. But I stopped her.

"Wait a minute Rarity..it's my fault..I was the one who told him the word 'slut' is a compliment...Sorry..."

And now I'm at the entrance of the Everfree forest, long story short. I got kicked by Rarity....Crap....

A/N

I know all of you want to punch the shit out of me for making small chapters in a long time span...But...What do you guys think? Is the wait worth it?

A/N

Chapter 12

Chapter 12...

I decided to take a walk around the Everfree forest since I would need some time for Rarity to calm down. While I was walking I saw a wolf growling at me and wanting to attack.

"I don't give a fuck, let me walk in peace you bitch!" I said as I focused my energy into an element of wind and pushing the wolf far away. I walked around for around 3 hours doing nothing at all...But then something important crossed my mind...Daring Do is left in Ponyville..with no one to catch her if she runs away except maybe Rainbow Dash...Then another random thought that had nothing to do with anything came to mind....What if I was a ruler? Own a huge kingdom? Conquer Equest- no....I wouldn't do that to the nice ponies...Why do I suddenly gain evil thoughts? Then, I suddenly heard a faint voice.

I am your inner demon....Let me out, and you shall be-

Hey, fuck you bro, you may be a back stabbing traitorous piece of shit, so how about you shut your fucking face up because this inner demon shit is pretty fucking cliche

After that, I didn't hear anything...I mean...The utter nerve of him! Barging in on my soul and/or body like that! Such a pain in the ass...I came back to Twilight's library and noticed a bit more calm Rarity talking to her and Rainbow Dash talking to Daring Do. I barged in and they all looked at me, then I said

"You know whats odd? The fact that I looked at porn images of you guys...." I said and they were both having a mixture of embarrassment,shock, confusion, rage and many other emotions.

"What?!!?" They all said in unison.

"Nothing...Hey Daring Do, wanna go on an adventure?" They all stopped their stares and then Daring Do smiled and nodded excitedly.

"Wanna come too RD?" She nodded too.

"Well, okay, you go adventure on your own because I'm not gonna do shit." They had looks of disappointment and anger.

"You are so immature.." Said RD

"Says the pony that says "I'M THE BEST FLIER IN EQUESTRIA AND I AM A FUTURE WONDERBOLT!" To everypony new she meets" She blushed a little from embarrassment then was angry a bit. Twilight noticed RD being angry and decided to change the subject.

"Hey, since we are some sort of play..or 'show' as you call it..Does that mean you have a favorite pony?" She asked me.

"Sex wise or just normally?" She blushed when I mentioned sex.

"Err...Both? Ugh..My curiosity will hurt me someday..or mentally scar me.." She muttered to herself.

"Sometimes, I am too honest for my own good...Sex wise, I would say either you or Applejack and normally I would say Rainbow Dash" Everypony was shocked and speechless, while they were speechless I was thinking about the most random thing to do...Since I can transform, I could probably use that to my advantage, I focused my energy, and then transformed into a potato Perfect..  I thought I then decided to move my body which is a potato to move, which actually worked, believe it or not. They were still shocked so they didn't really take notice of me transforming for some reason..I then decided to go to Pinkie..And then I thought of a plan...I got back to the library, transformed to my usual self..and grabbed RD but then I noticed everyone standing still and shocked speechless.

"Oh for fucks sake it isn't that shocking..I hope.." They all shook their head and I grabbed  RD and used my powers to open a portal to Sugarcube corner to talk to Pinkie. As soon as I arrived, I noticed Pinkie there smiling.

"Hey! what are you doing here?" She asked

"I want to give you a 'special' gift Pinkie....Same goes for RD..." I then focused my powers to teleport my computer to me and then..decided to open a portal and bring a printer a long the way..I printed the fiction cupcakes twice and then opened portals to get the required tools and materials to make them both books and then gave them to Pinkie and RD and made the cover look harmless with cupcakes on it and a pink background.

"Ooooh cupcakes! Is this a story? This is probably the most interesting book I would ever read!" She said.

"Yep...It sure will be.."

I decided to sit down while they both read it and see their reactions, Pinkie was smiling from the part when she invited RD in the story...But then they both frowned when RD was knocked unconscious in the story, what they saw next was what made Cupcakes a dark fiction...RD was close to throwing up her meal while Pinkie was close to crying her heart out...

"So? What do you think? I personally liked the part where Rainbow Dash is tortured." Rainbow Dash looked at me with hate,fear,mistrust and her eyes..(No shit,sherlock.)

"You can't be serious?" She said looking at me with a "Are you fucking kidding me" face

"No, I'm not Sirius, this isn't Harry Potter, Rainbow Dash." She was confused but then we all decided to burn the book and forget any of this happened..

We walked back to Twilight's library and were met with angry expressions from everypony..Which I think those angry expressions were to me...

"Blame it on Sharky." I said while I sat on Twilight's couch

"Who?" Owlicious asked me

"No one important..." To say the truth, I was bored out of my mind, but I was in Equestria, how could I be bored? I have no idea....

"Well, the princess asked us that we come...But she said not to bring you....." Twilight said...I was confused, why shouldn't they bring me?

"Why not?" I asked her

"She said she took your err..that thing you call a 'laptop' and found something called Trollestia, and decided that you deserve that 'Trollestia' I have no idea what she means though..Anyway..Bye!" She said as all of them walked away confused...even Daring Do... Then an idea struck me..If I can bring my laptop, then that means I can bring the Kinect and PS3...I focused my energy on opening yet another portal and brought the Kinect...Then I noticed there was nowhere to plug it...But then I remembered something...My laptop didn't need any router or a charger to be working normally...I tried it on the kinect and it worked...Then, one of my xbox live friends messaged me, he was a brony. He asked me how I was doing and why I wasn't on for a long time, then I responded. "I am in Equestria, and if you don't believe me, just tell me how I should prove it to you...But make sure that I can do it here in Equestria..." And then he replied to me about taking a picture for him....I then took a picture of the Library and when I sent it...He was shocked..And the first thing he asked me was if Rainbow Dash was a lesbian...I replied with "Even if she is, I don't think she would resist me ;D" Of course, I was kidding, since I have always viewed myself as ugly..I then decided to play Kinect adventures....While I was playing on that dodgeball game mode thing...They came back and was shocked at the Kinect...

"Woah! Whats that? Is that some sort of video game?" RD asked,I nodded.

"Can ya teach me how to play it?" She asked again...I thought about it...And shook my head no.

"Aww, why not?"She said with disappointment and sadness

"I was kidding RD, of course I would teach you how to play! Thats what friends are for right?" After that, I started teaching Rainbow Dash how to try to move like a human to play this without any problems, but she needed her wings to do it correctly...

Man, if I keep bringing things here..I might change Equestria...A lot....

A/N

Short chapter, I know...I hope you enjoy these small piece of shit chapters! :D

Abody, out

A/N

Chapter 14 (AKA Sharky better move his ass and get on the new chapter.)

Chapter 14

I was thinking...How would I make it up to a pony that supposedly has a crush on me? I decided to go out of the library and take a walk around town, I was deep in thought, until I was interrupted when I bumped into somepony.

"Sorry about that." I said as I stood up, he was a pegasus with a silver coat and a black mane with a red streak and a curly green tail, if I got to name him, it would probably be Blood Vomit or Redpuke.

"It's alright I was just- AH!" he regained his senses and looked at me and he was trying to run away but I grabbed him Reminds me of Daring Do... I thought

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you..." I assured him, he seemed to calm down a bit.

"Whats your name?" He was still scared but was calm enough to talk

"Skyhigh..." That sounds like a seriously stupid name..

"So anyway, what were you doing before I bumped into you?" I asked him, my curiosity getting the better of me

"Well, I was gonna do a drama act in Canterlot but then I bumped into you...What are you exactly?"

"I'm a human,anyway, I live at the library for the time being...Wanna go there?" He nodded and we walked back to the library...Twilight and Rainbow were talking about...something...and when we entered they blushed...I could only guess what that something is...

"Hey Twilight...About last time I-" I was cut off by Twilight

"Oh, is that a new friend of yours? Hi there! Can I know your name?"

"My name is Skyhigh, nice to meet you." I noticed Rainbow Dash eying him in an odd way...She shows some sort of interest in him...

"Hey there, Skyhigh, I see you're a pegasus?" He nodded

"Wanna race?"

"You bet!" Then they both dashed out of the library...Hehe...Dashed..They seemed like they would be a good couple...

"So anyway Twilight...I'm really sorry..." Twilight gave me a smile

"It's alright..." She said while holding back her tears..

"Listen, Twi' I kind of have this urge to 'troll' people..Which is to purposefully anger them....I find it to be so fun..But it has its consequences..Though it comes to me as an urge..kind of like how Zecora has the urge to rhyme...Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" After I said these words..I regretted saying them...

"Yes...Yes you can..." She motioned for me to follow her in the basement...The light flickered on and it looked more like that warehouse thing in Saw rather than a basement...

"So, Twi...What are you gonna do?" I asked, part of me didn't want to know..The other part just wanted to see whats gonna happen..And then theres a third part that none of the other parts like..The third part would always cry in a corner..Since his/her/it's opinion rarely matters...After all my parts were passing political and diplomatic edicts, it was voted upon that the third part has an opinion...To do all of this for the sake of friendship, the other parts agreed, while one hidden part what was so small it barely made an impact..had feelings for her...Diplomacy had to wait as Twilight talked.

"Shocked speechless, huh?" I shook my head no

"Nah, my parts are just having some political issues...Nothing foreign relations couldn't handle.." She looked at me with confusion, then just shook it off...

"Anyway,I will do magic experiments on you!" I nodded with a smile..It seems she wasn't expecting that so she was just shocked.

"You aren't shocked?" I sighed

"I'd do anything for a friend....A marefriend.." She suddenly perked up

"Really?" I looked at her...With a 'You seriously believed me?' face

"Sometimes I hate your urges..." she said

"Well..I'm pretty sure there are SOME urges that you won't dislike.."

"Like?"

"Male urges..If ya know what I mean..." She blushed and decided to change the subject

"So anyway...Wanna start experimenting?" She said excitedly

"With you? Because I would like that a lot.." She looked at me with anger

"Now is not the time for these immature jokes...Lets start experimenting with spells!"She got excited again

"Alright...Which spell are you gonna use first?" She gave me a smirk

"It's a surprise..." Then she was charging her horn with magic....Suddenly my vision was blurred with a bright light...But then...I looked at Twilight...She was beautiful...Ugh, what am I saying? But..theres this pink effect on my vision whenever I look at her...I try my best to try to control myself..thankfully it worked...

"I guess the 'Want it Need it' spell doesn't effect humans much...How do you have the willpower for this kind of thing?" I shrugged

"I don't know...But you are really a sneaky little mare...Now, remove this spell or I will crush your head" Her eyes widened in fear when I talked about crushing her head.

"Well, I still need to rest from the spell.." She said while giving me an apologetic look

"How much time is needed?" She looked at me with nervousness

"5 hours..." That.....Was better than expected..I thought it was going to be a whole day.

"Oh, that's alright...But if I make any moves on you..Stop me...Or else I will punch you in the face" She nodded...Then I remembered something..

"Are my eyes replaced with Pink hearts?" she nodded again..

"If we go out in public..and they notice my eyes while looking at you....It would be hard to explain...No?"She seemed to think about it..

"Err...I have an idea! Act like my stallionfriend!" I looked at her with a 'Are you fucking kidding me' face

"For now!" I gave a relieved sigh

"Anyway Twilight..I must say..You look...beautifu- GOD DAMN SPELL! UGH!" She looked at me and giggled and blushed...Her blush is cute...GOD DAMN WHAT AM I SAYING?!?! This spell better be dealt with soon...I talked to Twilight some more...A long with a few more compliments...Which were because of the spell..Not because I really like her...I guess... Then I left the library and decided to look for Daring Do...I was looking everywhere...Sugarcube corner..Everypony's house...Even Fluttershy's..Which was pretty far away...I then found RD relaxing on a cloud...

"HEY RD!" She looked at me.

"Hey! What are you doing here?"She said while looking confused

"I'm looking for Daring Do, you know where she is?"I asked her

"Wasn't she at the library?" Oh....I ran back to the library, only to see daring do still reading her book..I decided to grab a random book and then I threw it at my face. I looked at the book..And coincidentally it was named "How to hit yourself on the face" Wow..Twilight has a book for everything...

"Why did you hit yourself in the face, silly?" Daring Do asked.

"Because you said you liked being tentacle raped" She blushed very very hard...(Heh, hard..)

"W-w-wait..so you DID say that? and that means.." I cut her off

"Yep, didn't take ya for a kinky mare...Or whatever you ponies have here..." She blushed

"Uhh..Well.. this is awkward....HEY TWILIGHT!" Oh no...Twilight opened the door then I decided to quickly make my eyes busy by reading a book..Which was Daring Do...She gave me a seductive look and gave a wink...Oh no...I then just returned to reading my book while Twilight was explaining the situation to Daring Do..Then she blushed yet again..I guess she though me reading her book means I like her in that way...Hah..Anyway...My search was going on for around..3 hours..and with all the chatting I had..It took off 1 hour..So there is only hour left....

"Oh, by the way Brony, there is only one hour left till I can remove it." Did She read my-

"Yeah, Celestia taught me..." You either go out of my mind or else I shall make...images..That you shall forever regret seeing...

"Hah! there's no way you could make me- Oh my....." She blushed and had the emotion of shock,confusion and fear

"Now, Twilight, I believe you have learned your lesson?" She nodded and trotted back down to her basement..

"Err...You sure showed her?" Says Daring Do

"I guess I did...Anyway..As Twilight said..there is only one hour left...Wanna pass the time while I wait?" She shrugged then nodded...We talked and talked..Mostly Daring Do was talking about her adventures..I was talking about how Dragons could use potato's as dinosaurs but then there was this one time where I talked about how the cake is a lie. Then, an hour passed, and Twilight came back...

"Ready to remove the spell?" I facepalmed

"Why would I not want to remove the spell? I mean...If I did love you..Not saying I don't...And also not saying that I do...I would really want the love to be true, and not for it to be a forced crush" She nodded in understanding and charged her horn...There wasn't a pink vision anymore when I look at her..and I'm not that affectionate to her anymore...So I suppose it worked...Then there is something else I noticed....HER eyes were replaced by hearts....

"Crap..." was all I said as she leaped at me. I grabbed her in mid air

"What are you doing?" She looked at me.

"I WANT YOU" Alright...I guess she doesn't have much willpower...I decided to act fast and do what I thought was best at the moment...I slapped the shit out of her..and she was knocked unconscious

"Sorry twi..." I muttered under my breath..But then I realized..I had a breath...But SHE didn't...

"Oh, okay." Was all I could say while I noticed the dead Twilight on the floor...

"You...You killed her! YOU MONSTER!" Daring Do then flew straight out of the door...A lot of people called me monster...Wonder why...Now...What to do with her dead body? Taking advantage of it is off the list...I just gotta think...I wouldn't wanna lose Twilight... I decided to take a walk..Take my mind off things.. I noticed Daring Do flying away to the everfree forest...I was walking around with a frown on my face...The pony I expected to come was Pinkie, though any other pony would be okay. But it turns out RD was flying over me

"Yes, Dashie? What is it?" She tried hiding in a cloud..But when I talked to her she flew down to me

"Why are you so sad?" I sighed

"Nah, it's nothing...I just killed Twilight Sparkle..That's all.." She looked at me with shock...Then laughed.

"Haha, Brony, you're SO random! even more than Pinkie!" I sighed again

"You'd think people will take you seriously when you say something serious..THEN laugh about it when they know its a joke..." She was shocked again.

"So you really did kill Twilight!??!!" I nodded...The next thing I remember was blackness surrounding me..I woke up with me tied to a table and with 5 of the mane six and daring do looking at me with disgust...

"You killed our friend...yer gonna pay" Applejack said with venom and malice dripping out

"Oh man, this reminds me SO much of Magic.Mov! Anyway, I don't want to be stuck in this table forever.." I used my powers to burn the ropes that tied me up...then use my electric powers to appear at Twilights library..

"Don't worry...I got this.." I whispered in her ear..

A/N

Sharky better make this worth it...

Abody, out.

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Chapter 15

Chapter 15

I decided to try something different now...I noticed my powers can basically do anything..So I decided to try something..I focused my power to bring Twilight back to life....I felt strains and pain and I got seriously tired quickly...But...I could see Twilight slowly breathing, I smiled. I then used my electricity powers to return to the rest of the mane six, Rarity was trying to use her magic, while Applejack and Rainbow Dash are trying to buck me.

"Wait! It's okay now! I revived her!" They stopped for a bit, shocked and confused.

"What? You revived her? How?!" Rainbow Dash asked

"Magic. *snort snort*" I said

"But still! You killed her!" Then she charged at me again

"But it was an accident! It was a spell gone wrong!" I said frantically while dodging her

"How do I know you're not lying?!" Then she charged at me again, but Applejack stopped her.

"Don't you worry RD, he's tellin th' truth." Applejack said.

"Okay fine, but how was it an accident?" She said while looking at me suspiciously

"Because she's stupid, duh." Then I got a hoof to the face and an angry mane six

"Okay okay, fine, she was experimenting spells on me...Well..One spell..It was the want it need it spell..Lets just say it was awkward looking at her after the spell" They blushed and some of them laughed, RD was one of the ponies that are laughing.

"But still, that doesn't say why it was an accident" Says RD

"Well, I do have a theory on this, but its just a theory, at first, I needed to wait 5 hours till Twilight could use a spell again,but when she did, I guess she just took the spell effects from me and just put it on herself, I had more willpower, so I could keep myself controlled under the effects, she didn't. She leaped at me, THEN I BITCHSLAPPED THAT BITCH TO HELL! I mean...Then the accident happened..." Applejack looked at me

"So ya slapped her?" I nodded, but then I got bucked in the groin, but I didn't feel a thing...Since I have already focused my powers on giving me armor on sensitive spots

"Why didn't ya even flinch? aren't ya a stallion or somethin?" I laughed

"I am a male, but I GOT BALLS OF STEEL!" To be honest, I didn't I just used my vine powers to make a form of a net.

"Nah, you probably don't even have any balls!" Rainbow Dash said, and all of the mane six laughed, except for Fluttershy, she just blushed.

"I do have balls, and even if I didn't, how would YOU know, hm?" She blushed

"Oh uh..Umm.." I decided not to embarrass her more even though she did just insult me..But then again, I insulted them too.

"Anyway, Applejack, kicking me in the groin, means you bucked me in the groin, correct?" She nodded

"Oh my, I never knew you wanted to be THAT close" she looked confuse..but then blushed after she knew what I meant.

"I didn't mean anythin other than kickin ya by it!" She said.

"Anyway, Twilight should be awake right about now...So if you want to talk to her go to the-" They rushed out of the door.

"-library....." I just hope Twilight still doesn't have that spell effect on her. I arrived at the library and saw the mane six talking to Twilight, Daring Do and Skyhigh were also talking to her.

"Look who finally woke up!" I got another hoof slap, this time from Twilight.

"Seriously! Enough with the hoof slaps!" Then Twilight had a look of guilt on her.

"Sorry..For everything..I should have known this would happen." I patted her on the back.

"No need to be sorry! At least I am not looking at you in THAT way ever again! Hah!" Then we all laughed, while we were continuing talking...I noticed RD and Skyhigh talking to each other...And then she gave him a peck on the cheek and left the library...Both were blushing.

"Heh, just like a happy couple.." I muttered to myself.

"Who?" Asked a curious Owlicious

"Your mom." Then he just stopped saying anything. After I talked to Daring Do some more about her adventures, everyone left...Then I remembered something..I must have been a burden on Twilight!

"Twilight, I'm gonna go for a day or two okay?" She looked at me with confusion.

"Why?"

"Just trust me on this, okay?" She seemed to think about it, then nodded. I then arrived at a empty space..that could hold, lets say...A fort...I decided to open a portal, and bring my minecraft fort to the empty space, it fit perfectly...Then I decided to make a few changes...I built floors upon floors, with 20 floors for each of the mane six and 15 for Daring and Skyhigh, while I just gave myself one floor, I decided to color it..Each matching the ponies colors...Rainbow Dash's was a rainbow with "Rainbow Dash" written on it and her cutie mark above it, Twilight's was a book with her cutie mark in the middle and Twilight over it and Sparkle under it in purple, Rarity's was a bit harder, since I didn't know what to give her...But I just did her cutie mark and gave it a glow effect and I did the same with her name, which was inside her cutie mark graphic Fluttershy's was her name carved on a tree and her cutie mark, which was 3 butterflies fly in front of it and above her name, Applejack's was apples falling and forming her name while falling along with three apples above it, Daring Do had a indiana Jones-ish area and as for Skyhigh it was an "Okay" face with Skyhigh formed from green puke above it. I smiled, then I decided to add the consoles inside along with everything else. Afterwards I walked to Twilight's library and knocked, when she saw me she was confused and happy.

"Didn't you say you were going to go for a few days? Not that I would want you to go anyway."

"Well..I kinda made my own house....If you girls want to see it...Follow me." Then Twilight called over everypony, the mane six and Daring Do, along with Skyhigh. After everypony was ready, I walked to my home, Twilight was the first to speak.

"It's...It's.."

"Ugly, I know." I said while looking at it, then we entered, and they were all speechless.

"Isn't it a bit dangerous to put your house this close to the everfree forest?" He had a point, even though Fluttershy has her house near it, she still had her animals to protect her.

"Good point, I'll install turrets." They all looked at me with confusion.

"What are 'turrets'?" asks Twilight

"It can either mean Tourettes, or just turrets..Which is what I think you are asking about....It's basically a machine, that shoots a bunch of bullets, which are round metallic objects..Oh and they're small too..So, thats why the turret needs to fire many of it..." After I finished my explanation, I decided to use my powers to open a portal to Team Fortress 2 and then installed some turrets around the place. Then, I realized Twilight and the rest of the ponies are near me.

"Are you sure it will work?" Asks Skyhigh

"Don't worry, I'll use target practice." They all looked at me with confusion, then I laughed, and used my powers to summon Nazi Zombies and hell hounds, then I heard the beep from the sentry, and they died.

"Were those zombies?!?" Asks Twilight.

"Yep..Nazi Zombies."

"Whats a Nazi?"

"Some sort of community or group or whatever..Run by Hoofler."

"Hoofler?"

"Huh guess you guys don't have some sort of a Hitler here...Figures, this place is innocent...." Then I looked at Daring Do.

"Sometimes..." Then I winked and she blushed.

Then we all walked back into my house, and me and Skyhigh played some Kinect, after me and RD teached him..Then after we played a while..I thought of something...

"Hey Twilight, wanna play?"

"I don't have any wings..So I can't play like a human.."

"No, you just need to use your magic to press buttons and move the sticks around" She looked confused, but after a while, I showed her a PS3 and Xbox 360 controller and teached her to play both, then I used the PS3 to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, she said she wanted to play Multiplayer, since she wants to meet other ponies, I tried stopping her, seeing as how people on Multi-Player aren't the nicest of people, but she insisted, So I just gave her a headphone..This will be funny... I thought, then, she entered a game of Team Deathmatch, though she instantly died without getting a kill, but she was new to it after all, but then I heard someone say

"YOU FUCKING GAY DUMBASS! YOU SUCK AT THIS! GO KILL YOURSELF!" Twilight seemed to be offended..Maybe nearly to tears.

"Don't worry about it, Twilight, most people on this game are usually like that, he is just overreacting" Then she smiled at me, and gave a determined look..As soon as she respawned, she got a triple kill, then a double kill, and even a 4 kill multi kill.She would get nearly 20 kills for 1 death, I looked at her in awe, but then she noticed the scoreboard and noticed who was insulting her before.

"HAH! BUCK YOU APPLEJACK! WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?" Then she realized the name...Uh oh...

"WHAT DID YA SAY TWILIGHT?!?!?!" I was rolling on the floor laughing.

"No.HAH...Applejack! It's just hah somepony in the game also named Applejack...But you can see how he insulted her..." Then she calmed down and apologized to Twilight, Twilight was playing for hours, and she even reached the first prestige, I made her own account, after she finished playing, we still had time before it was nighttime, so then we all decided to go back to Twilight's library, but then I whispered in her ear.

"Hey...Twighty, can I see your 'Art'?" Then she was wide eyed with shock and blushed.

"N-no! It's..Private!"

"Oh well..You still do realize that I may or may not black mail you with this, right?" She nodded in sadness.

"Don't worry, I was kidding, I won't tell your secret to anypony."

"Thanks..."

"No problem." I saw Twilight trotting back to the library...But I had other plans..Heh.....I climbed the library till I reached the window, then opened it, fortunately, nopony was up there, so then I decided to use my powers to test if I can make my voice sound demonic

"Hi." I whispered to myself to test it,and it worked, I sounded a lot like that guy that says "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!" In Nazi Zombies, then I walked down and I had a wicked smile plastered on my face, and I looked at all of them hungrily.

"Um..Theres something weird about you..." Says Rainbow Dash, I just kept smiling, but then I used my powers again to transform me, and I then inserted my own eyes back into my skull, to the point that there was just blackness when you look into my eyes, but I still could see, then I used the powers again, to make blood flow from my eye sockets.

"I AM GOING TO EAT ALL OF YOUR SOULS!" Everypony was scared, but then they decided to take defensive stances, except for Skyhigh, who literally pissed himself, then I changed my voice and body back to normal and laughed.

"Hah! You guys totally fell for it!" This time I got a hoof slap from Applejack

"Don't scare us like that again! We would've killed ya if ya didn't change back!" Then I looked around the library....

"I'm in Equestria! and in Twilight's library!" I said excitedly

"You don't say?" Said Skyhigh.

"I guess I'm just slow to react?"

"You sure are." said Rainbow Dash

"So anyway, are you guys dating now?" They both blushed.

"Well..Yeah..kind of..sorta..." Rainbow Dash said while she was blushing a lot

I would be lying if I said I didn't see this coming...

A/N

I hope you liked the new chapter! Plus, Sharky still didn't make that extra chapter, so it is making me slow down productivity! Troll the living daylights out of him and tell him to make that darn chapter already!

Abody, out.

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Bonus Chapter #2: Mothers Day

Bonus Chapter #2: Mothers Day

I sighed, then came back in the library.

"You were burning my kitchen up!" Said Twilight, with anger in her voice.

"Heh...Sorry...Anyway..I never really got a chance to check but...What day is it?" She seemed to think, then she jumped in shock.

"Mothers Day! Look, I gotta go to my mother, quickly!" I raised an eyebrow, then shrugged.

"Alright..Have fun.." She was going at fast speeds to the door, then stopped.

"I don't want to come back to my library seeing it all burnt...Try not to do anything stupid, alright?" I chuckled, then nodded, she was going to go, but then she stopped and started looking at me.

"Oh my celestia! You must miss your mother! Don't you?" I then looked at the ground, and frowned, and let out a sad sigh...Then looked at Twilight and laughed.

"LOLNO! Go to your own mother." Then I pushed her out of the library.

And now, my pretties, we wait.

Chapter 13 (AKA Sharky made me do it.)

Chapter 13

I finally teached Rainbow Dash to play...We both played every kind of mode and she loved it. I told her how there were nicer fictions than Cupcakes and then it ended up in me opening my laptop for all of the mane six to see. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depends on your view on this...I didn't have much pony related things..I was scrolling down on the popular fictions, trying to see if there is a fiction that they would all like but then Rainbow Dash stopped me.

"Whats that 'My Little Dashie' story?" She asked while pointing a hoof at it.

"First of all, it's about you, obviously....Second, it made many people cry and care more for you...Third...Uh...Just first and second I guess..." She looked at me confusion.

"Wait, so...If you know what it is about..That means you read it? And you said it made some people care for me more?" She got a bit more closer to me...

"Yep..." She got even more closer...

"So that means that you care for me more too?" She got even closer...Now I was very angry...

"FUCK THIS! THIS IS CLICHE! AT ONE POINT THE PONY HAS A CRUSH ON THE HUMAN....EVERY FUCKING TIME! IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER OR HAVE ANY IDEAS, I WILL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AND RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FORCE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT! I mean...That's a bit too close...Dash...." They were all shocked speechless from my sudden outburst but then I shrugged. I thought of something...They probably have questions on the 'Porn' thing...I may just help them with their curiosity... I got on ponibooru...And good thing that they stopped being shocked and were whispering to each other about something...I filtered it so it would only show explicit images..Then they came back and gasped.

"WHATS THAT?!?!?! IS THAT-" I cut off Twilight

"Yep..This is porn....Innocent minds are too mainstream...." They all looked at me with shock and horror...I just gave them a wink...But then they all ran away..

"Gee,I wonder why.." I muttered to myself. I decided to bring the PS3 along with the Move now...Seeing as there is nothing else to do...And I obviously didn't see Daring Do leaving...Speaking of Daring Do....I decided to open a portal and do some more adventuring...I opened a random portal so it would be more fun being surprised on what the random world is...But then I heard someone familiar talking...

"Nothing is true...Everything is permitted that is the way of-" I cut him off by stopping in front of him

"The assassins?" He was shocked but then suddenly aimed a hidden blade at my throat

"Who are you? Are you a Templar spy?" He asked me

"If I was, I wouldn't blow my cover you dumb ass, but I am not a Templar so I would just be going back to my world now..." And before he can reply I got back to the library.  I suddenly had a huge headache and heard a ringing in my head, then, I lost consciousness....My first thought was That has been so overused its not even funny

I woke up in a hospital bed...Though I felt fine with a slight headache...I sat up on the bed which was small which I think was because it was for ponies..Unless I am in the real world..Which I really hope not...But I guess I am still in Equestria since the place is colorful...

"Are you okay?" I noticed Twilight sitting beside me...

"Yeah, just a headache. Anyway, I'm gonna go jump off a cliff for no reason now." She looked at me with confusion

"Wha-" I used my electricity powers to increase my speed and appear at the nearest cliff...

"Heh, that worked..." I muttered to myself...Then I just jumped off the cliff and when I was close to the ground, I focused my energy and used my fire demon wings to go back up...Then used my electricity to go back to Twilight's library...Then I found Daring Do reading a...Daring Do book....She didn't notice me come in..that, or she ignored me...

"And then you get tentacle raped at the end" She looked up at me with shock and horror

"What did you say?" I decided not to be TOO weird too soon...

"Oh, I said that you were going to get the artifact and escape with it..." I said hoping she would believe me...

"Oh, alright..I just thought you said something else..." I decided to have fun a bit...

"What did you think I said?" She gave me a sly smirk

"Oh, nothing important...But it would have been fun..." Oh god...

"Okay then......" I said with a bit of worry. Twilight came back and I gave her a hello and she looked at me with anger

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE US BACK THERE?" I decided to have even more fun

"Oh? Having a crush on me? And sad that I left you?" She blushed along with some anger

"NO! I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU! If anything..I think you have a crush on me!" She said trying to counter me.

"I do, your point?" She blushed again..and this time she had some guilt.

"You do?" She said with slight happiness..

"Nope." She was sad...I made a pony sad....I should feel guilty....Lolno

"Well okay..." She said as she got back up to her room to probably read a book.

"You're evil, you know that?" Said RD

"And you're sexy, you know that?" She blushed but was still disappointed in me.

"Now is not the time for jokes! You made her depressed! HOW COULD YOU?" I looked at her...Faking guilt...

"I'm sorry...I guess...I just read the manual? Or it just comes natural?" She shouted at me some insults before flying away..This time..I really did feel guilt..But..She said she didn't have a crush on me? God damn..Now what do I do? God damnit..What would Sharky do in this situation?Be even more oblivious. Right..Thank you brain....

Oh well..Gotta make it up to her...Somehow...

A/N

Short chapter? You bet your ass it is!

Hope ya liked it!

Abody, out!

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Bonus Chapter: Cooking.

Chapter 16: Cooking

Knowing that they were together was interesting, but expected. I needed something to do, so I was thinking about what I could do. The first thing that popped into my mind? Cooking.

"Hey Twilight?" I said while looking at Twilight talking to Rainbow.

"Yes?"

"Would it be alright if I practice cooking in your kitchen?" She gave me a quizzical look.

"Sure?"

"Thanks!"

I then zipped off to the kitchen, and searched for any ingredients, all that it had were fruits and vegetables..and some eggs... I then cut up the ingredients, and put them in bowls and such to start cooking.

"And now we'll start The Brony Cooking show!" I said, talking to the wall.

"First, we find whatever disgusting shit we can, and throw all of it in the bowl!" I then took some broccoli and asparagus, and then threw them in a bowl, and put some tomato sauce on it.

"Then we mix this crap up like a crazy brony that lost his pony!"I started mixing the fuck out of it, and it came out like shit.

"And now, for the last step...BURN IT TO HELL!" I started shooting fireballs at it, then Twilight came in.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" I looked at the food, then back to Twilight, then to the food and back again at Twilight. Then I shrugged, and now I find myself hit by a pan, and woke up outside of the library door.

A/N

I have no idea what I'm doing durr.

Abody, out.

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