(Done for OneShotober. This is *not* a clopfic.)

Derpy has a muffin. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? Maybe... if it weren't for the fact that it's haunted by a ghost who calls himself Nappa. And for some reason, Derpy is convinced that Octavia is the only one who can get him out. On second thought, nothing about this is ordinary.

Slight crossover with DBZ Abridged. Also proof that when it comes to fic-writing, I really don't know what I'm doing.