Date 03/07/2002013 (British)

Date 07/03/2002013 (American)

“How much longer until we reach Nexus-Alpha-2?” I asked, my arms folded and staring out into space. I didn't get a good look at each individual star, since we were travelling at the speed of light.

“Approximately 15 seconds, God-Emperor.” Replied a female voice. Said voice belonged to one of my Crewmembers, Annabelle Hearthsworthy.

I turned around to face her 5’9 Frame. She looked like any other Crewmember. A Crimson red Coat with Gold Trimmings and medals. Slightly baggy trousers with the same colouring, minus the medals. Jet black, Klinox Leather boots and an Officer’s cap that metaphorically screamed ‘Authority’. Accompanying the hat was her Ivory white hair and Hazel coloured eyes. Due to my studies on Human behaviour, she was considered as Charismatic and Cheerful.

“15 seconds? That is rather quick.” I said, raising an eyebrow over my Eye patch.

“Yes. Ever since ‘FTL’ technology was invented, people on massive Battle-Cruisers, just like this one, could get to places much faster.” Replied Annabelle, a VERY heavy tone in her voice. I genuinely thought she was insulting my intellect, until I remembered the "Normalcy Lessons" I was given by Princess Layla of the 'Talon' Solar system.

“Ah. I understand. That was Sarcasm.” I replied with my Trade-mark neutral tone. I was ‘getting the hang’ on little things such as Humour, Sarcasm, ‘Pretending’, ‘Joking’ and Teasing. I could not show emotion since it was beaten, and surgically removed from me. Literally. I could remember my Human self before I was tested on. He showed the emotion of ‘Happiness’ a lot.

Annabelle sighed, “You need to get out more often. You know, like going to a Club for insane partying, or at least attending a Birthday party.” I raised my an Eyebrow again, confused.

“I recall attending General Hughes’ 45th birthday party last year and other social gatherings before you, and every other human in the Galaxy, were born.” I said, unfolding my arms as the Gargantuan War ship began to slow down. It was only then Annabelle asked me a question I did not expect.

“Sir, have you ever, you know, fell in love with anyone?” My remaining eye slightly widened.

“I don’t know. My former self might have. Now, I think love is pointless. Love and so-called ‘Friendship’ is useless and a waste of time. Had I not been found by the military after fighting against Supreme-General Klasanx (Klas-anks), I would think otherwise. Does that answer your question?”

She nodded slowly, some-what shocked at my opinion of a thing that has existed through time for Billions of years. I believe the other crew members were shocked as well.

“We’re here sir.” The Captain of the ship announced, recovering from his temporary state of shock. The ship shook as its shields were bombarded with Laser beams, Neuron missiles and other weaponry the Malxanon (Mal-Za-Non) possessed. Of course, they did nothing to reduce the shield’s structural integrity.
The FSSR (Foreign Signal Sender and Reciever) beeped, before a Holographic screen appeared in front of my eye. On the screen, showed the blasted face of ‘Oh-so Supreme-General Klasanx’. His face resembled a human, mainly due to the fact that he WAS a human before he was possessed by the Malxanon. Shame he had to be my past-self’s younger brother. His face was a sick shade of Beige, the Tentacles on his chin moved about as if it had a mind of its own. A deep scar ran from his left eye, starting from his forehead and ending at his chin.

“Ah. Such a pleasure to see you again, Brother.” I ‘greeted’ him. He growled in response.

“Your brother is gone. Dead. He was weak.” The Bastard bellowed. His voice resembled the sound of a Steel rod scraping inside of a 21st century cement mixer. The voice alone vibrated the insides of my Starium Endoskeleton. It’s a surprise that my ‘heart’ hasn’t disconnected. Not that a needed a heart to survive anyway.

"So," I began, "Do you wish to have another one to one fight, or do you wish to keep attacking my ship?"

The Malxanon General chuckled,
"Oh, the latter seems to be an entertaining option. I cannot wait to test our new Missiles."

I squinted, squeezing my eye patch like a fly between one's fingers.
"So be it." I turned to my crew. "Prepare all guns! Aim towards the Command ship, Distance 3 miles. Set energy weapons to full charge!"

A chorus of "Yessirs" filled the CCC (Compact Command Capsule).

"It's time to end this war."

Date: N/A (British)
Date: N/A (American)

"Ugh, SPIKE! I thought I told you to send this letter! It holds vital information that could Benefit all of Equestria! The Princess needs to see it right away!" A certain Lavender unicorn yelled, shaking nearly every book that resided inside her home/Library.

"Sorry!" Called Spike, slamming his palms against the sides of his head to get rid of any vibrations. After doing so, the Dragon picked up the afformentioned letter, taking a deep breath and magically sending it towards the Castle of Canterlot. Spike lay flat on his belly after doing so. The hoot of an Owl caught his attention.
"What's her deal anyway? She's done nothing but study for the past week." The Dragon groaned.

"Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo?" (Maybe she's on her Period?) The Owl suggested. Spike, as usual, did not understand his feathered comrade.

"I have no idea what you just said, but I'll take your word for it."

The sound of hooves coming down some stairs echoed around the Library. Soon enough, the Lavender unicorn mare had made her appearance. Her name was Twilight Sparkle. As the little snippets of her colouring had previously stated, she was Lavender. Her dark purple mane had two shades of pink running down it, her tail sharing the same style and colouring. The mark on her flank was a Purple star, with little sparkles seemingly dancing around it.

"Have you sent the letter yet, Spike?" She asked. The drake, whose face was buried in the wooden floor, let out a small "Uhuh", not moving from his spot on the ground. The Owl just gave her a nod, confirming that the dragon had completed the task he was given. The unicorn mare smirked.
"Thank you, Spike." she said, trotting towards the exit of the Library. "I'll be out for a few hours. I promised Rarity and Fluttershy that I would go to the spa with them today." She left after seeing the purple and green drake nod the best he could from his position.

"Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo." (The shit I go through when being a Domestic house-pet.)

Author's Note

This is my first story. Please like and leave a comment or two or three or fifteen.