Apinkalypse

by StageQuill

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6
Length: 3356

Pinkie Pie accidentally finds and disintegrates an artifact that will set off the end of Equestria. Can the Mane Six save their home- And every other Universe that exists?

Pinkie Pie accidentally finds and disintegrates an artifact that will set off the end of Equestria- And every other universe, everywhere, through all time. She and the rest of the Mane Six have to do their best to find it, and their best better be perfect. Will they get it in time?

On that note, where is it?

I know where it is! It's-

That was a rhetorical question, Pinkie. It's there for suspense. So people will read the story.

Oh. But it's-

Just be quiet, okay, Pinkie? You can talk in the story.

Okay! See you there!

Published 2014-01-17 22:40:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-17 22:40:04 UTC

In Which Pinkie Pie Makes a Discovery

The sun shone on ponyville, reflecting off of the neon citizens big, bright eyes and warming their coats. A yellow pegasus helped a family of ducks across the street. A recently-crowned princess stuck her head out of the library window, actually taking her eyes off of her work for the first time that day. A bright pink, party-loving pony put on aviation goggles and skating pads.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Pinkie yelled as jumped out of her window. Somepony who didn't know the brightly colored earth pony might wonder why she would do something like that, but those who knew her would know her reason. She just felt like it.

Pinkie hit a tree and bounced off like a pink, pony-shaped rubber ball. She was knocked into another tree, but didn't bounce off this time. She fit through a small narrow space and fell in. She closed her eyes for the impact, but didn't hit the roots. Her blue eyes flew open in the darkness. It was actually fun. She grinned in anticipation, falling feet first. She had to wait for a while. She just kept falling... And falling... And falling.... The wind rushed by her head, forcing her mane up above her ears.

She hit the ground, surprisingly softly. Light flooded a huge underground cavern, blinding her for a moment. Once she blinked the light out of her eyes and saw where she was, however, her excitement kicked in.

"Ooh!" Pinkie squealed. She hopped around on the gem-encrusted floor, taking it all in. "A secret cave!" She inspected the jewels on the walls and floor more closely, admiring their unique patterns and shapes. "Rarity would love this!"

Pinkie hopped over to a small pool, surrounded by grass, out of place in a jewelled cave. "And Fluttershy could bring her animals here!" Pinkie jumped so high she almost hit the ceiling. "Rainbow Dash-" She went back to the ground and jumped again "Would love" jump "This ceiling!" She landed. "Rainbow could fly all over!"

Pinkie rolled over a small fireplace, a fireplace a scholarly pony would recognize a a place for burning incense or sacrifices. Pinkie, however, was not a scholar. The fireplace was, to Pinkie, perfect for other things. "Ooh! There's even a stove so we can have a PAR-TAY! AJ could make apples here!" Pinkie drooled at the prospect of her friends delicious baked apples. Then she saw the altar. An old-looking book sat squarely on some sort of pulpit. Pinkie ran and picked it up. She ran her hooves over it and smelled the binding.

"A book! Twilight would loveloveLOVE this BOOK!" Pinkie jumped to the chute where she'd come in, carrying the book with her. "Oh, I have to tell my friends about this place!"

Feeling even more excited than usual (Hard to do, for Pinkie), the squealing mare jumped up and up and up. And up.

"Help!" She squeaked as she hit the highest point in her jump, not reaching near the top. "Help!" Pinkie couldn't clear the top, and it was dark in the chute. "In here!" Pinkie called, at the top of her shrill voice. "In the tree!"

In the little circle of light that was the hole in the hollow tree's trunk, Pinkie finally saw the silhouette of a mare's face.

"Pinkie?" Twilight said. "Where are you?"

"Down here!" Pinkie yelled. "In a secret passageway under the tree!"

Twilight's horn lit up, and illuminated Pinkie... But not the rest of the pitch-black passage. Twilight gasped. "Wow, Pinkie Pie. That's impressive." Twilight levitated Pinkie out of the tree with her horn. "What's that you're holding?" She asked, as the book came into view.

"A book! I got it because I know you like books, so I saw this book and was like, 'A book! Twilight loves boOKS!" Pinkie screamed the last syllable, and so did Twilight. When the book came into contact with sunlight, it burst into flames, then disintegrated, with particles floating around Twilight's horn. Twilight's horn began to shoot out fireworks.

"Pinkie, WHAT DID YOU DO?" Twilight shouted. Her extremely powerful alicorn's horn pulled her in circles. Other ponies in the street stopped to stare. Most of them backed off slowly. Soon, the street was empty, all but one.

"Pinkie, darling!" A white pony with a beautifully curled purple mane trotted out of the crowd. "What is the matter?" Rarity stared at Twilight's horn, and Pinkie's astonished expression. "Oh, dear."

Pinkie looked on, slackjawed. She gulped, then began to prattle excitedly, eyes wide with fear and bouncing around the other two mares.

"I fell into the tree then saw all these things and was like, 'Woah! cool things!' and then I saw a book and was like, 'Woah! Twilight loves books' and then I picked it up and it was tingly and felt funny!" Pinkie giggled despite herself. "So then I took it out and went the light hit it it went KLABOOSH! only without any noise! Could you imagine not making noise? Then- What?" The two mares' jaws suddenly dropped in unison, gazing over pinkie's head. She looked behind her.

"PRINcess Celestia!" Pinkie froze in midleap. She and Rarity bowed. Pinkie's heart raced at the sight of Princess Celestia.

"Pinkie Pie." Princess Celestia looked sternly at the pink mare. "Do you know what you just did?" Celestia's tone was serene, but strained. Pinkie nodded.

"Yep!"

Celestia looked shocked, as if Pinkie had committed a crime. Her eyes began to blaze. A shiver ran up Twilight's spine.

"I exploded a book!" Pinkie grinned, not noticing how tense Princess Celestia had gotten.

Celestia relaxed and sighed.

"Pinkamina Diane Pie." Princess Celestia said. "That was no ordinary book. That was the book that corrupted King Sombra and Nightmare Moon."

Twilight and Pinkie paled, while the already-snow-white Rarity fainted. She looked up an instant later. "Oh, dear." She brightened. "But Pinkie destroyed it, Right?"

"No, Rarity. I'm afraid she released the spirit within it." Celestia shook her head sadly. Pinkie's ears drooped.

"WHAT? PINKIE!" Twilight howled in dismay. She attacked the particles circling her horn, and the fireworks still yanking her head around. She caught a handful, but the rest continued to circle. "What in the name of Equestria are they doing? Eating my magic?" Twilight paled further. "Corrupting me?"

"Almost, Twilight Sparkle. They are testing your magic, absorbing it, but not depleting your own supply." Celestia touched her horn to Twilight's and the particles vanished. Twilight relaxed, no longer being pulled around by her horn, and massaged her aching neck. "But as long as they remain free, an Apocalypse will come nearer and nearer to the universe, and every other universe." Celestia's tone was edged with sorrow and ripping with concern. "The elements of harmony are our only hope." Celestia sighed. "Oh, Pinkie Pie.."

That was the only rebuke Twilight had ever heard her utter. Pinkie hung her head, her mane flattening. Twilight and Rarity gasped.

"Pinkie, no! If you stop laughing, your element won't do any good!" Twilight exclaimed, taking Pinkie's hoof. "It's not your fault! I would have done the same thing!"

Pinkie looked up. "But I'm the one who did it." tears dripped down her cheeks, not in faucet mode yet.

"Oh, darling" Rarity patted Pinkie's mane. "Anypony would do the same. I'm positive NOpony will blame you. Nopony." Rarity whispered in her friend's ear, "And besides, your mane looks horrendous like this." Rarity spoke louder. "Why don't you go arrange an 'Elements of Harmony Going on a Quest to Save the World' Party?" Pinkie managed a tiny smile, but Rarity could see even a party wouldn't cheer her guilt-ridden friend that quickly.

"Pinkie Pie." Princess Celestia reached out her hoof and raised Pinkie's chin to look her in the eye. "You owe it to the universe to keep laughing. Without laughter, you will never reverse the book's effects." Celestia- Smiled. "And Pinkie Pie, most ponies would have looked inside and been overtaken by the evil in that book. If that had happened, you would have become a Nightmare Moon or King Sombra. In that case, Equestria would fall much more surely without the Element of Laughter. You did much better than anypony before you. Now to go on a final quest, to destroy the spirit, and Equestria just may be safe forever." Celestia stroked Pinkie's mane, almost like a mother stroking her foal. "You can do it, Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie looked into Celestia's deep magenta eyes, full of millenia of sorrow, fear, joy and love. She gulped. And grinned.

"Rarity, what were you saying about an 'Elements of Harmony Going on a Quest to Save the World' Party?"

Author's Note

So, comments? I love comments. And feedback.

If you don't like it, could you tell me why so I can fix it? If you do like it, can you tell me why so I can keep doing it?

Thanks!

In Which Pinkie Pie Hosts a Party to Inform her Friends of the Adventure

"Rarity, Why was this party so importn't again? Ah was applebuckin'." Applejack, exasperated, followed her fashionable friend out of the orchard.

"I think Pinkie should tell you that." Rarity answered. "It is her party." Applejack huffed behind Rarity.

"Twilight?" Fluttershy almost whispered. "Why is Pinkie having a party right away?" When Twilight looked at her kindly, she attempted a shy smile from under her soft pink mane.

"It's for Pinkie to say. Sorry, Fluttershy." Twilight said in response.

"RAINBOW DASH! RainbowDashRainbowDashRAINBOWDAAAAAAAAAAAASH!"

Rainbow Dash woke up with a start. "WHA- Pinkie?"

"I'm having a PAR-TAY!" Pinkie shrieked. Rainbow yawned.

"That's nice." She turned over on her favorite tree branch.

"It's really important!" Pinkie urged. "I Pinkie Promise! You'll see!" Rainbow opened one eye.

"Twenty seconds." She said. "Shoot."

"I found something really important and Twilight and Rarity were there and it's reallyimportantandyouNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDtobethere!" Pinkie explained in one breath. Rainbow sighed.

"Fine." She said, flipping off out of her nap and following an erratically jumping Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.

"Awright, Pinkie. What's this all about?" Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight Sparkle were facing Pinkie Pie, who was standing in front of the room as if to give a speech.

"OOO-kay!" Pinkie said to everyone. "We needneedNEED to go on a quest!"

"Why?" Applejack asked.

"Oh yeah!" Rainbow added.

"A q-quest?" Fluttershy's eyes went wide. "What quest?" Angel bunny, sitting in her mane, patted her on the ear. Fluttershy bit her lip.

"I found the most AMAZING underground cavern! A SECRET CAVE!" Pinkie jumped around so much she almost splatted herself against the ceiling. "Come on! I'll show you!" She burst out through the door, leaving her confused friends no choice but to follow.

"Why are we followin' Pinkie? Ah was applebuckin'!" Applejack whispered to Rainbow dash irritatedly.

"And I was napping!" Rainbow Dash leaped into the air and did a loop de loop to let off energy. "That was super important!"

"I was going to brush all the animals today." Fluttershy said softly to Rarity. "Is this really, really important or Pinkie Pie important?"

"Oh, This is Really and truly a matter of importance." Rarity informed the shy pegasus. Fluttershy nodded her head quickly and continued to walk beside Rarity.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IT IS!" Pinkie yelled, interrupting everypony's thoughts.

"A tree." Rainbow Dash said sarcastically. "How amazing. I definitely see why we needneedNEED to go on a quest." Angel narrowed his eyes from his perch on Fluttershy's head.

"No, inside the tree!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Come on!" Pinkie jumped through the hole in the tree. Instead of a sound as she hit the roots, all was quiet for half a minute and then all five ponies heard a distant sound, as if someone had thrown a faraway rock onto a faraway bed of sand, a sound they only could have heard had they been listening intently.

"Sw-eet!" Rainbow Dash dove in after Pinkie Pie, shaking the tree.

"Wait!" Twilight called.

"Ah think we should follow them." Applejack said cautiously.

"We should." Twilight slowly lowered herself into the opening. "Come on, girls." She flew down, followed by Applejack, who jumped. Rarity sighed.

"I do hope it's clean down there." Rarity said before jumping in after Applejack.

Fluttershy poked one hoof into the opening. "Is it safe, Angel Bunny?" She asked. Her bunny shook his head. Fluttershy looked in the tree. "Ok. Mama can do this." Fluttershy held her breath and jumped in. And screamed.

She didn't hit the ground. She had time to stretch her wings like a parachute and float on the drafts in the pitch-black tunnel. She clutched Angel Bunny like a security blanket. Angel Bunny clutched her. Flutteshy could feel Angel's heart humming against her wing.

"There's Fluttershy!" She heard Rarity say. She didn't see anything but blackness.

She finally hit the ground, and the cavern lit up. She looked around at the sparkling jewels, the incense burner, the small pond, and the empty pulpit.

"What- what is this place?" She asked timidly, shaking her hair over her face.

"Our secret cavern!" Pinkie said. "After we save the world."

"What in the hay are you saying?"Applejack asked. "Save the world?"

"Yep!" Pinkie said blithely. "I exploded a book that was here and released an evil spirit that threatens to turn the whole WORLD into King Sombra or Nightmare Moon! And every other world... In every universe." Pinkie trailed off, seeing her friends' looks of fear.

"What?!" Applejack exclaimed.

Fluttershy was cowering into Twilight. Angel was leaning on Fluttershy.

"What?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, a beat after Applejack. "You what?"

"Rainbow," Twilight said, "Pinkie didn't mean to. She saw a book she thought I might like. If she'd looked inside, it would have corrupted her and destroyed the world even quicker. Equestria would be helpless without the Element of Laughter."

"Sure, sure." Rainbow Dash said, waving her hoof in the air. "Okay, so what do we need to do? Take out the elements, you say a spell, all done?"

"No." Twilight answered. "I've been doing research, and we need to actually go do something. I've found a spell to locate the evil spirit and capture it, but there's an artifact we need first. I can locate this as well, but getting it might be difficult. Are you ready?" She looked at her gathered friends.

"No!" Fluttershy exclaimed loudly from under Twilight's wing. Everypony looked at her. "I mean... O-Okay." Twilight could feel her friend shaking.

"It'll be alright, Fluttershy. We're all together."

"Okay." Fluttershy whispered. She touched Angel bunny with her wing. "Stay close to Mama, Angel."

Twilight transported the Elements of Harmony to the cavern. They zoomed in, one after the other, a rainbow of crystals that shone brighter even than the cavern. "Put 'em on, girls." Twilight said, putting on her own tiara.

Pinkie Pie looked around at all of her bestest friends ever. They all wore their elements bravely. Fluttershy had come out from under Twilight's wing and stood with her head up. Rainbow dash was grinning, confident in her ability to save the world. Applejack looked more concerned, but she, too, had confidence in her stance. Rarity had the look of a dramatic heroine; Head up and slightly to the side, flowing mane and tail, one hoof up delicately. Twilight looked serious and focused, performing magic. She united the Elements' glows and they met above the ponies' heads. Pinkie loved the happy tingly feeling she got under her element when Twilight did that. The elements met and each mare heard a voice in her head.

'Go to a land where you ne'er been
Where they walk on but two legs

Go to a land that isn't your kin
Far away
Where spirit lurks

Go to Earth
Go To Earth!'

The light disappeared and their heads sapped up in unison. They looked at each other in silence. Then Applejack spoke up.
"What'n the hay is Earth?"

"Earth (also see 'human', 'people', television'): A mythical land where two-legged creatures called 'humans' live. The ponies there are unintelligent and dully colored, ranging in shades of brown, grey, white, black and a very pale blue." Twilight read Celestia's 'Dictionary of the Obscure' aloud to her friends. "Ponies have, in many events, claimed to have visited earth and taken the form of a human. they blend in to their surroundings and live there until they return to Equestria." She shut the book and looked in the same direction as everypony else in the room: At a wiggling Pinkie Pie.

"Earth!" Pinkie exclaimed. "There was a very old pony I met once who said he'd gone to a place called Nerth at the time of the Griffin Wars!" Pinkie began to jump around, her legs close together. "Earth! Earth! Earth!"

"What happen'd to him?" Applejack asked. Pinkie Pie stopped jumping.

"He went crazy!" She said cheerfully. Applejack sighed.

"I had an injured bird once." Fluttershy offered softly. "She babbled about a place where there are iron monsters. She said she came through a sparkly window." Fluttershy shuddered. "She told me that most humans are evil and try to scare birds away and that there's no food." Fluttershy lowered her normally soft voice until it was almost inaudible. "Then she died."

Rainbow stretched her wings. She was lying down on top of a bookcase, disregarding the fact they were in the royal library. "I say we go anyway. I mean, who'd want to be the ponies who were too scared to save the world?" She yawned and lazily floated down like an autumn leaf on the wind.

Rarity looked at her. "I quite agree, darling. Still, iron monsters? How awful sounding." She looked sternly at Rainbow Dash. "And do try to be a bit more considerate, Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy, that poor little bird!" Rarity shook her head. Pinkie Pie mimicked her.

"Earth! Like Earth pony! Maybe there aren't any pegasi... or unicorns... or alicorns... Or anything there but EARTH ponies! EARTH PONIES!" Pinkie Pie jumped over Applejack. "Hmm, AJ? What if what if what if what if what if-"

"I trust you have found all the information you need?" A carrying voice spoke from the doorway.

"Princess- I mean, Luna!" Twilight blushed; She kept forgetting she was allowed to omit the 'princess' when speaking to another alicorn. "I still can't find anything on how to get to Earth." She pointed her head at the pile of books she'd looked through while her friends discussed Earth. Luna looked at them .

"I see." A smile tugged at the corner of the older alicorn's mouth. "Twilight, these are all books accessible to anypony with advanced training! You need a book belonging solely to Celestia. Or, in this case, to me." Luna transported a thick purple book to the library with magic. Twilight looked at the title, engraved in silver.

"A Guide to Earth: All About the Secret Land of Humans." Twilight looked up. "So... It's a secret?"

"Yes." Luna answered. "As you can see by the title."

"Duh." Rainbow Dash threw in for good measure. Luna looked at her. "I mean, er, Duh, Twilight."

Twilight opened the book. "Thanks so much!"

Luna nodded. "Well then." She looked down. "You can have it. Keep it safe." She whispered, and with a drop of shining silver on Twilight's coat that may have been a tear, disappeared. Twilight looked at the title page. There was no title. Instead, in elegant handwriting, Twilight saw a message.

My dearest Luna,
Treasure this book, and hide it from prying eyes. As of now, Equestria is not ready for this knowledge. Perhaps you shall live to see the day where they can handle it, but alas, I believe I shall not.
I considered entrusting This book to your sister, but no; In her generosity, she may give out the secrets inside to all. You, my more selfish child, are (In this case) More trustworthy.
So hold this book closely. None can read it but alicorns, so as long as your sister never sees it, it shall be safe.
Happy birthday, my dear.
Love,
Mommy

Author's Note

Feedback again? I expanded this chapter.