This is a parody of everything you've come to love and hate about MLP fan-fiction. Read with caution, you've been warned.

This story has bad grammar, punctuation, and utilizes almost every bad form of fan fiction writing. This is done to amplify the effect of the parody. Some names have been named, some of them are not real. If you're ready for the cliche to hit the fandom, then please read on.

Trigger Warning:
Self-Insert, Gary-Stu, Purple Prose, Telling, Sex, Death, God Modding, Wish Fulfillment... and the unauthorized use of the name Sethistopolis.