Chairs to you, Steven Magnet
Steven Magnet put on his boss shades and headed over to the space station, where he held a job. The other citizens of Equestria didn't know, but there was a hidden space station, located underground, in the Everfree Forest. Why it was there, the serpent didn't know, but he made it a habit of his to go there everyday.
Clutching his suitcase, he made his way to the secret entrance of the space station. Making sure there was nobody else around, that would discover the entrance, Steven Magnet inserted his dick into a hole of the tree trunk, and turned it to the side. The key worked, and he headed underground.
"Morning, Dick." said Steven to the cockatrice.
The cockatrice clucked in response.
Making his way downtown, walking fast, faces passed, and he was job bound.
But he never got to work.
The serpent was flabbergasted. He was looking at a beautiful, mahogany, chair. It was a bit tarnished and the chair was splinting. He slithered over to it, and soaked in the sight.
Running his hands over the chair, he found it to be as smooth as a baby's ass. Unbeknowest to him, this was no ordinary chair.
This chair had a name, and it was Dr. Chairtopus.
"Oh, yes," the chair thought, "This one will do nicely."
Quick as a flash, the chair began to sprout six additional legs, which coiled around the legs, arms, chest, and stomache of the serpent, holding him in place.
"What is this?" said Steven, panicked.
The serpent struggled with the chair legs, and tried to pry himself free, but it was to no avail. The mahogany wood was just too strong.
"Let's see how deep he is," thought Dr. Chairtopus as he stuck one of his legs up the purple serpent's ass.
Steven Magnet became confused. One one hand, he was being ass raped by a chair. On the other hand, he WAS being ASS RAPED by a CHAIR. He was conflicted. Deciding to just roll with it, he remained silent as the leg inched his way into his anus.
"Ouch!" he exclaimed.
He had just received a splinter in his sphincter.
The chair did not care. Instead, Dr. Chairtopus used another coil to spread the serpent asscheeks apart and ram another leg into him.
The rest of the creatures in the space station knew what was going on, but did nothing to stop it. After all, they didn't want to join the rape onslaught.
Accidentally, the serpent tightened his anus, and it caused the legs to inch in further.
"Oh," thought the chair, "I can see he's enjoying this. Well, it's time to kick it up a notch."
Dr. Chairtopus sent some electrical waves through his body. The waves made their way deep up the rectum of Steven. Strangely, he enjoyed the feeling. It didn't feel like electrocution, instead, it brought on a warm and tingling sensation.
Steven chuckled with glee.
"This feels fabulous. I never thought that being anally raped by a chair would be so satisfying. Please, continue. My body is your temple and I want you to explore every orifice."
"I'll continue all right," thought the chair, "But your sexy voice is making me wild, and we don't want to end this too soon."
A leg shot up into the mouth of Steven Magnet, and he gleefully lapped at it. It wasn't a pingas after all, so he had no problem deep throating this wood.
"That's it," thought Dr, Chairtopus, "Continue to please me."
The legs increased speed and soon splinters were breaking off everywhere inside of the serpent's colon. Steven told himself that he should get a tetnis shot when all of this was over. The legs were getting very deep inside of it's fuck toy, and Steven began to gag.
Much longer than a regular dick, and definitely having a bigger circumference, it was getting very difficult to continue its blowjob.
Sure enough, it got too much, and he sputtered and puked all over the chair leg.
Steven became worried that the chair would get angry for that. However, the chair simply wiped his vomit leg all over the serpents dick, disattached that leg, grew another one, and stuffed it back in the serpents mouth.
"I hope you like analogies, because I'm going to stuff you like a turkey," Dr Chairtopus thought.
True to his thoughts, the chair shoved another five legs into the creatures anus. It thrusted its legs inside of him for a few moments, and then took them out.
The chair released it's hold on the creature, and Steven fell hardly, on the floor.
Once he got up, the serpent ran over to the chair, eager for more.
"No!" screamed Steven Magnet. "Why did you stop? I was having so much fun and you just stopped? Unacceptable. I demand that you continue."
Using another leg to wrap itself around the dick of the serpent, the chair pulled himself closer to it. It inserted the sea serpent's cock into a small hole, at the top of the base.
"How wonderful!" He bellowed.
Steven continued fucking the chair for a while, before he became tired. Panting, he laid down and waited for the chair to make a move.
"Round two," thought Dr. Chairtopus, and spread the legs and cheeks of Steven.
"Mmmmm," yelped the serpent. "It's so fantastic. Well, don't keep me waiting. Ram that sweet stick into me."
The chair did so, and he was going harder and faster than ever before. Dr. Chairtopus had to admit that this creature had a nice ass. Sure, it was slimy, but it was about to be covered in more slime.
The legs transformed into cocks, and it quickly became a scene out of a hentai tentacle porn anime. Five of the dicks went into the serpent's ass. Three in the mouth. One clashed dicks with him like a Renaissance joust. The last pingas was spanking his asscheeks.
All of the penises that were in his body, exploded at the same time, and his throat and ass were filled with yummy marshmallow sauce.
He swallowed all loads with joy. His rectum was leaking the chair's love juice.
Steven Magnet decided to take the chair back home that day. He also quit his job. There was no need for money if he had love. Each day, he would fuck that chair, and each night, he'd dream about fucking it.
He had never been happier.
