The Diary Of killing Joke
Chapter 1 Intro/ Mrs and Mr Rich
I’m Killing Joke, at first I may appear to be your normal stallion. My green and black mane and tail, my light blue eyes, my feminine body, white coat with a red tinge. But that red tinge isn’t natural hehehe. I have jokes that will kill hahaha. My hobbies are, long trots along the beach my mane being rubbed and terrorizing the people of Canterlot Bwahahaha.
My body count is only 22, now that’s a joke ahahaha. But I have this lovely mare with me now hehehe. And you are miss? Oh right I gagged you, What? Well it’s not my fault you were so vulgar to me. Let me remove your gag, there now what’s your name
?: Fuck you.
KJ: What did I tell you about the language?
?: Kill yourself you worthless piece of manure.
KJ: Now Mrs Rich is it?
?: S-stay out of my stuff.
KJ: what have you got to hide ma’am? Something intriguing?
?: My husband will kill you when he finds out
KJ: Now, now Mrs rich you’re overreacting I give you someplace to stay with your husband
?: What he’s here!?
KJ: shhh Mrs Rich he’s over there the one with 3 fun holes in him
?: You stabbed him!? What did we ever do to you, you sick, deranged, twisted fuck!
KJ: Mrs rich I warned you about the langueage!
?: *cough* y-you s-stabbed me!
KJ: Indeed now let’s just take a look inside?
?: What!? No please ahhhh!
KJ: Oooohh gooey confetti lets just rip that out
?: ahhhh stop please
KJ: oooh what’s this pulsing thing
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