My brain pounds against my skull." My head hasn't felt like this since I got shot in the face for the first time." I think to myself." Now where the hell am I?" I ask myself in my thoughts. Opening my eyes I realize I am impaled on a streetlight surrounded by colorful ponies." Well fuck. Now I'm gonna have to add this to the list of ways I could've died." I think to myself. Reaching down I push myself off hearing them scream at my not being dead. I hit the floor, and push myself up as my entrails begin to pull themselves back in. I see six ponies wearing jewelery look at me with pity in their eyes seeing me in the amount of pain I was in. With their jewelery lighting up a blast tears the flesh from my bones propelling me into darkness. I see the cyan pegasus from the group of six, but with darker colors and black eyes. Before she could place me in her locket I am sucked away back into the land of the living. I open my eyes, and see the last of my flesh stitching together as the six ponies look at me in suprise that their little attempt at killing me didn't work. Walking away I hear them talking very frightened.
" He's a monster." Some of them say
"He's stronger than the elements." Another few say. I walk out of town happy that I am the gossip of the week, and after a while come upon a forest with huge trees. I climb up to the top branches of one, an relax.
"Today isn't so bad. I am now the town gossip, and I'm stronger than those "elements of power"." I say to myself before letting my eyelids drift downward as I drift to sleep. Hearing screams wakes me up quickly,and I see ponies being ruthlessly drained of blood by some kind of vampire ponies. Jumping down the tree landing on my feet like a badass I run at forty percent of my usual fast run. My surroundings blurred I reach the town in under five seconds my surroundings losing their blur. A vampony bite at my neck, but all I do is sends a hoof through its chest. Blood splattering on me the vampony goes back a bit before falling over dead. I feel immense pain as my two front hooves grow five bone fingers each connected directly to the center bone. Sending my hand into another vampony I rip out its heart and take a big bite out of it before throwing it away. Deciding to make this go faster my right arm's flesh and muscle rip off and my center bone straightens my fingers into it as it grows into a spike. Sending my spike arm through several vamponies I like the results. A vampony runs up, and grabs my neck taking a bite. Doing the only thing I can think of I send a spike of bone through his face killing him quickly. Looking around I see the regular ponies either getting up as ghouls, vamponies, or not getting up from the killer being dead. I look around and see the yellow pegasus with pink hair from earlier, but being a good guy decide to help. Launching at the vampony attacking her at high speeds I grab him, and bite his neck before ripping out his fucking throat. Spitting out the neck bone I look at the scared pony who is even more frightened." It's alright I'm only killing the vamponies, and ghouls." I say seeing her calm down a bit. Noticing the amounts of tears on her face I look down to see her back hoof twisted in a very bad way. Picking up the pony who is instantly suprised I run over to her friends who instantly look angry at me. Peacefully putting her down I send my spike leg into the vampony trying to sneak up on me causing a good amount of ghouls to fall down dead." At least these aren't the Nazi type of vampire." I think to myself happily as I sends my left foreleg out grabbing a vampony's heart and ripping it out. Taking a bite I look around and see not alot of ponies have died or changed, but I see that pegasi are keeping them at bay. My right arm changing again with the spike top falling clean off with some of my center center bone I aim at a vampony, and fire a spike bone straight into his heart killing him quickly. The pegasi looking at me suprised I sends shot after shot never missing the vampony hearts.
" What the buck is he doing?" I hear a pony ask in a western accent.
" I think he's using his bones to kill them." Another says.
" Oh my. That is simply atrocious." Another one with an odd tone.
" Wow these people are not used to seeing mindless slaughter. Well I fixed that at least." I think to myself jokingly. I finish off the last vampony and the last ghouls die leaving only 30 dead." Well that went better than I expected" I think to myself.
" WHAT THE HAY DID YOU DO!?" I hear the western one ask as I turn to her.
" I killed the monsters. Simple as that." I say annoyed
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PONIES!?" She yells angrily.
" They weren't themselves anymore." I finalize quickly.
" OH REALLY!? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THEM THEN!?" She asks
" They were undead monsters called ghouls. The deflowered beings drained of blood by a vampire that came back to life with a flesh craving." I say recalling what I knew from my few hours helping the Hellsing organization fight the Nazi vampires.Her temper dies down quickly.
" Oh. I didn't know that." She says looking sadly down. I look around at the carnage. From the amount of vampony bodies not with family over them they were all probably visitors. leaving about 12 townies dead. Helping the people get the dead up leaving the visitors on the ground I put a little pony with 2 candycanes as a mark on her butt down. Looking at my own I see it is a massive blood drop. I gather the visitors and heal my hooves so they are flat again. Rubbing them together quickly I gather a charge and light the huge puddle of blood they are in.
" God damned vampires are everywhere" I say to myself as I see two parents cry over the little pony I got out of the bodies in the car. Picking up a vampony arm that survived I take a bite after growing fingers again.