A "Happy" War to Wage

"Go! Go! Go!" the warrior chanted as he encouraged us to press on with his team skill. Me and Klum were quick to take the alternate route to get to the enemy castle as fast as possible.

"The usual?" Klum asked not slowing his pace.

"The usual!" I exclaimed, being launched into the air by a slingshot. The landing is never that hard, I don't know why it doesn't hurt, you go about 200 feet in the air. I landed feet first and got ready to fight the first unlucky person to come across me and Klum.

"To your left, Stidham!" Klum shouted, charging a 'Sacred Armor' spell to boost my defense. I sidestepped to the right and barely got far enough to avoid being pierced by a spear. I quickly reseted my posture and opened fire, literally. My foe danced around while he was being shot at by huge balls of fire.

"Haha, dance for me!" I taunted, finishing off my opponent by smacking him with my Green Tea Wand. Me and Klum ran to the next slingshot and landed only a few feet away from a potential ladder siege spot on the enemy castle.

"I'll get on that!" Klum, being the cleric, summoned the necessary tools to successfully build a ladder. I set a wind trap at our flank in case someone noticed us. Klum was already smashing and building the ladder parts to magically build one.

"It's done! Lets go" He yelled while climbing up the ladder to smash the protective bars out of the way.

"Gotcha! Here I come" I said, enchanting Klums mace with fire to deal more damage to the bars. We eventually broke the gate, we instantly rushed towards the 'Big Tower'. Me and Klum started destroying it with our hammers.

"Yes!! Victory!" Klum cheered as we started to see an assortment of foes become tied to poles around the big tower.

"Wow, great job on that rush, guys" A mage said.

"Yeah, what will we do without you!" More cheered from the crowd.

"Your the best!" Everyone went wild.

Me and Klum walked down the isle, selecting a seat at the tables. We each had a tray full of an assortment of meats, veggies, and fruits.

"Man, what a day" Klum sighed, stretching out and grabbing his fork.

"What do you mean" I asked.

"Well, our rush, and how Mando finally got the MVP award" Klum stated. I didn't know Mando got that today, he's been working hard to get that award, he's earned it.

"Wow, thats great!" I said, "I oughta thank him after this for doing so well."

"I know, 28 kills and 3 deaths! Thats pretty hard to get as a cleric!" Klum said, clearly amazed at how Mando could possibly pull that off.

"Well, we all have our days, and I hope you get yours soon, our you'll be a total los- I meant an even bigger loser." I said sarcastically.

"Hey! I've already had MY day! Remember that time I got a total assist score of 923!?" Klum countered.

"Yeah....assists" I chuckled.

"Oh, shut up..." Klum said as he bit into his chicken wing. We ate and hit the hay, we had another battle tomorrow.

"You ready?" I asked Klum, tightening the 'Dark Nation' flag on my back. Klum didn't answer, he was already out the door when I asked the question. I heard the sound of a loud cowbell, signaling the start of the battle. I hurried to the battlefield, all armor in check, and Klum waiting for me at the main gate.

"Finally! Where have you been!" Klum asked, with a bit of worry on is face.

"Just a little behind is all, don't worry" I said, preparing for the gate to open and for screaming to flow into my ears.

"YOU ready?" Klum asked, a bit of a smirk on his face. I ignored him, getting in a running stance.

*Dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*

"Woooohooo!" I shouted, running to the nearest tower to help build it up, making it an eligible spawn point. I ran toward the 'Balance Tower', which was the tower that was in the middle of the map, evenly aligned between both castles. It was dangerous to charge there without some backup , but there were some berserkers just a few yards behind me. I spotted a few  clerics and mages running my way. I gulped, it was pretty scary not having your best friend next to you in battle,  especially if you've never fought without him.

"Hey, don't run off like that!" Klum said, breathing heavily, while running next to me. He used a wall spell to block off the attackers while we built the tower, and then casted a sanctuary to always heal us whenever we needed it as long as we were inside the circle. The wall was destroyed as soon as we finished the warriors on out team had taken the lead in murdering any person in sight. I was using ranged attacks to provide hidden support, and Klum was healing,resurrecting, and helping people out in any way.

"Hey what are they doing!" I yelled to everyone as I saw the other team charging a team skill. I shot some firebolts over there to stop them, but they disintegrated before they could reach them. I turn around to see the reaction of my team, still fighting.

"Hey, Stidham, you might want to- RUN RUN RUN PLEASE RUN!!!" Klum screamed, a little to late.

"Woah, woah, WOAH!! Help meeeee!" I screamed, being sucked up in a tornado, being spun 'round and 'round.

"NO! Stidham!" Klum jumped in the tornado in search of me, he knew he couldn't save me, or himself for that matter, but he always had hope.

"K-Klum is that you!" I yelled, flailing my arms around.

"Hey! If we're in a tornado, that means-" Klum went pale.

"Dang, it's been a good run, Klum" I said, putting my arm around his neck.

"Dude, i'm sorry about this." Klum looked crestfallen.

"For what?" I said, the tornado was picking up speed, and decreasing in size.

"Not using Dash on you, you would've gotten away" Klum, confessed.

"It's ok, besides, we're going out together right?" I smiled at him, a tear being carried away by the high winds.

"Yup" Klum said. The last thing I saw was the wall, and me and Klum about to be smashed through it. Goodbye, cruel, heartless world.

Everything was fuzzy, I could hear chirping, and I was laying in grass. I opened one eye, looking around at the trees, bushes, birds, and even a town up ahead. I slowly rubbed my eyes, and got to my feet, which failed. I fell back on my rump, gasping the moment I realized.... I wasn't dead. I suddenly sprang up on my feet and looked around me again. Picking up my long wand(no innuendo intended, you sick person), and inspected my body for any bruises or cuts, nothing. My robe was torn into shreds, so my whole body was half exposed to all of nature to see, luckily I had undergarments.

"S-s-Stidham?" A voice spoke from behind a tree, it was Klum.

"KLUM!!!" I exclaimed, running toward him and hugging him. I couldn't believe we we're both alive, it was a happy miracle. I helped Klum gather his stuff, his tools and bags were everywhere.

"How did we survive the fall?" Klum said, expecting me to have an answer.

"No idea, but praise Artimus for blessing us with this gift of life!" I chanted, Klum smiled and looked up. Nothing, nothing at all, no sign of a wall, or a floating battlefield, just nothing but clouds.

"This is awesome, we should find an inn in that town though, I need a nap." Klum suggested, walking towards the town.

"Alrighty then" I said, walking with Klum. We approached the town with mixed thoughts, there were a lot of horses. A LOT of them, different colors and shapes, some had wings, some had horns, some had none of that.

"Um, Stidham?" Klum said with uneasiness.

"Um, yeah, I see it too." I said, just as nervous as he was.

"HEY! IT'S MORE OF THOSE CHUMPS!! GET TWILIGHT, I'll deal with these two for now until she gets here!" A rainbow horse charged at us, full speed. I was quick enough to dodge it, I turned around to meet a hoof...to my face.

"OUCH! What the heck! I'll make you pay!" I taunted, raising my wand and charging a wind blast.

"Rawr!!" The rainbow horse charged again, I unleashed a wind blast in its face, it was blown back a good 30 feet. I look over at Klum, who is dealing with horses with pitchforks.

"Thats all you got! Featherbrain?" I taunted some more, sticking my tongue out and waving my wand back and forth.

"Shut up you little runt!" The horse flew at me, it tackled me and pinned me down, it raised it's hoof and hit me in the face again, and again, and another time. All the while I was taking the hits just so it wouldn't notice that I had, ZZZZAP! The horse blacked out and fell to the ground, I used my lighting, lots of volts, maybe to much but whatever. I got up to see Klum standing his ground pretty well, but he was outnumbered.

"Hey thats enough!" Who I presumed was Twilight, screamed and charged something in her horn, aiming directly at Klum.

"Twilight! Where in Equestria are these things coming from!" A purple dragon yelled, it was showing its sharp teeth and held it's claws up. There was one problem though, it was tiny.

"Klum! Watch out" I warned, I started to run toward him, but a rope suddenly was wrapped around my leg and I tripped.

"Gotcha ya' little varmit!" An orange horse taunted, with a rope tied to its tail.

"Let me go! You will never see the sunlight again when i'm done with you!" I yelled, struggling to get the rope off of me. I used my wand to burn it off, then I huffed and glared at the orange pony, who was named Applejack, from what I heard from Twilight. I swear I felt steam coming from my ears, my face was hot, and I was angry. I screamed as loud as a berserker in rage mode. The ponies around me covered their ears and fell to the ground.

"Hey Stidham!" Klum said, running over to me, he had knocked his opponents out. The rainbow one was already being cared for by a yellow one. Klum barely looked exhausted, no scrapes or cuts, he was untouchable.

"How about we-" I was cut short, my whole body was encased in a purple dome. I screamed, no one could hear me, I banged on the dome with my fists, my wand wasn't inside. Twilight had it in a magical grip, beaming with pride. Klum yelled something, I couldn't tell what he said, but I knew that he was furious. He performed a series of arm movements that looked all to familiar. He yelled one last thing before I was out of the dome, it was gone.

"Thats dispell for ya!" Klum screamed and picked me up. Twilights horn looked damaged, it was being cancelled out by Klum's spell, he disabled her magic, only for a while. A large group of ponies suddenly surrounded us, pitchforks, and torches in their mouths.

"Crap!" I yelled, we were completely surrounded, nowhere to run.

"Hey guys look!" A mage said, pointing to a large crowd of ponies with a cleric and a mage in the middle.

"Woah, should we help them?" A warrior asked all of his mates.

"Yeah!" All of the others cheered, they were all attacked by the same ponies, so they wanted revenge.

"Alrighty then!" A berserker screamed, "Are we gonna fight tough! or weak!"

"TOUGH!!!" Everyone chanted.

"Alright lets line up for a group rush!" The berserker said, charging his team skill.

"Your going down chumps!" Rainbow Dash yelled, wanting revenge on me for what I did.

"Yeah, you can't just waltz into Ponyville and attack us!" One screamed from the crowd.

"But you attacked US first!!" I protested, "Rainbow Dash! She just straight up charged me!"

"Did not! Thats it!" Rainbow Dash said, she gave a battle cry and flew at me, the sound of... screaming stopped her. Everyone was silent.

"EEEEEEEYAHAHAYAHAYAHAYH" A large group of mages and warriors came charging at the ponies. They were so fast, the ponies barely had time to react.

SLICE!!!!