First Zombies now Poniesby Ice BoltChaptersThat bastardNew names, new bodys and an old 'friend'Welcome to PonyvilleSunny Town's worst nightmare part 1Sunny Town's worst nightmare part 2That bastardThe poines won't be appearing untill a the next chapter, right now this just the four heroes from Dead Island. Kevin/Charon, droped our four heroes back onto the Island they just escaped from at some point in the stroy, I'll be trying to add pics of the pony versions of Logan, Sam B, Xian Mei, Purna and Ryder White. "I'll be goddamn glad to have all my old problems back as long as the world is the way it used to be" Logan had said to to his friends. "Its not and never will be." Kevin said to Logan then smiled. Then our four heros Sam B, Logan, Purna and Xian Mei, closed there eyes having earned some well needed sleep. When they awoke, they found them selfs at The Lifeguard station, but found blood everywhere and none of the people who was there could be found. "Man what happened" Logan asked the others. Then Sam B found a letter from Kevin and started to read outloud "Good luck getting of the island, from you friend Kevin aka Charon, the infamous hacker for hire." "SON OF A BICTH, HE TRICKED US." Logan had shouted. Purna then asked the others "Now how are we going to get of this island?" "I don't know, but I do know one thing, if I'm going to die, I'm going down fighting." Sam B said as he pulled out his Sledgahammer called Gabriel's Sledgehammer, that Mother Helen at the St. Christopher's Ch gave him. "Think about it Sam, the only way to stop this from geting out is, to the nuke the island, we'er good as dead as it is." Xian said to Sam B. "Yeah, but Sam's right, what's best being nuked or fight till the death, taking as many of this Zombies with us?" Purna asked Xian as she pulled out her rifle called Defender of the Motherland, that had a striker rifle mod on it. "Yeah, there still may be a way of this fucking place." Logan said to everyone as he made a few Shock Bomes (Bloodbath Arene DLC mod and its FUCKING epic mod.) "Ok let's start looking around again, and stay close to each other, these undead Motherfuckers, are still out there." Sam B said to the other three. They all the went outside of the LifeGuard Station and saw that the car was still there. Everyone got in with Logan driving. "So where should we try first?" Xian asked everyone. "How about the city?" Purna asked. "No, that's no good, there are no boats left." Logan said back to Purna. "The Jungle?" Xian asked. "It's worth a shot." Logan said and with that they made there way to the Jungle, but the car broke half way there "GOD DAME IT, THIS PIECE OF SHIT WON'T START UP AGAIN!" Logan shouted as he tryed to get the car working again. Then they all heard the roar of a Ram coming there way causing them all to jump of the care as a Ram knocked it on it's side. "JUST OUR FUCKING LUCK, A RAM!" Logan shouted again. Sam B then stood up to the Ram and ran at it, and using all of his body wight, slamed right into it, causing it to take a few steps back and let out another roar. "MOVE IT SAM!" Purna Shouted to Sam B as she start to shoot the Ram in it's back as Sam B made it keeps back to her, that was it's weak point and thanks to the striker mod, the Ram was set on fire cauing it to burn tell it was 'dead' again. "Man looks like we'er going on foot, man this is going to be a long trip." Logan said to everyone. As they made their way through The Resort, they had came over quite more infected then they had before in The Resort. "Man *pat* its like that place, in the city, *pat* that is full of infected." Logan said to trying to catch his breath seeing as how they had made it to the Bunker. "More like the amount of FUCKING RAMS, I've counted about 10 of those bitches, on the way here." Sam B said to Logan. "I just hope the jungle not any worst, oh wait there's FUCKING Butchers in the jungle that can dodge our melee like hell." Logan said with sarcasm in his voice. "Will you two stop, your arguing." Xian said to Sam B and Logan. "Xian right, we've been at each others sides for too long to fall out now." Purna said to an arguing Logan and Sam B. "Yeah, we I don't see what we'er going to find in the jungle, oh wait more fucking zombies." Logan said back to Purna and the turned back to Sam B. Purna then aimed her gun at the roof of the bunker and fired a few shots causing Logan and Sam B to stop arguing. "Now you two, make up." Purna said to them. "I'm sorry Sam, it's Charon I'm mad with not you, we was just finaly getting out of this hell hole, only to end back up in it." Logan said to Sam B as he held his hand out to Sam B. Sam B took Logan's hand and they started to shake "Same here Logan, but if we ever find that son of a bitch, I get the first turn of beating the shit out of him." "You go for it man." Then a bright light had appeared on one of the walls, to Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian, it looked like a portal, and dream or not, they saw it as a way off the dead walking filled island. "You sure this shit is real?" Sam B asked the others. "I don't know, but where ever it goes, can't be worse then here." Xian said back to Sam B. Logan then went over to the light and was able to touch it, but Purna grabed onto Logan's wrist and said to him "What are you doing, we don't know what could happen if you touched it." "I know, but we won't know what will happen unless one of us touches it." Logan said to Purna as he removed her hand from his wirst. "His right, Purna." Xian said to Purna. Logan then touched the light and the room was filled with a bright flash causing Logan, Sam B, Xian and Purna all to shout one things "WHAT THE FUCK, IS HAPPENING?" New names, new bodys and an old 'friend'Can Somepony please give me the lyrucs of Who does your voodoo bitch so I can use in the next chapter, oh and you get to decide who the shipping between Logan, Puran, Xian Mei and White are going to be with. I've already planned the one for Sam B, as it says in the blog and here and there I'll use their pony names when they talk (apart from White, cause that is his second name he is using.) As the light died down, Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian Mei found them selfs no longer in a bunker but inside what looked like a palce, Sam B turned to Logan, but before he could say a thing, Logan said to Sam B "What,? we had no FUCKING idea what was going to happen, and that light was starting to bug me." Purna then said to Logan and Sam B "BOYS!" Sam B then said to Purna "Yeah we know, and I was only going to say to Logan, nice going dipshit." Then a voice said before Logan could say a thing "Carm down you four, I have brought you here, as you five have earned the right to live in a better world." Then Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian Mei heard Ryder White voice say "Hello you four." They all turned to see, a white earth pony with emerald green eyes and black mane and tail. Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian Mei where confused. Then the white earth pony said to them "What's up don't remember me, you killed the infected me." Logan then realised that the white earth pony was Ryder White and said "How the FUCK are you alive you motherfucker." "Please watch your you mouth, trust me I learned the hard way." White said to Logan. Purna then said to White "Why should we trust you after what happen at back the prison?" "That wasn't my doing remember, that was that bastard Charon's doing, he tricked us all, my wife was turning and he used that to get me to do his dirty work Princess Celestia give me another life here." White said as tear when down his pony face. Then another voice said that belonged to the said Princess Celestia "Ryder White here, was used and then killed by you lot, so I've given him second life, in this world, as one of the three pony races that was chosen at random, now if you four would like, you can join him in this world." Logan then said to his three friends "Well, I guess it's better then being stuck back on that island, even if this is a dream. Purna then said to Logan "I don't think this is a dream, I mean Zombies wheren't real, yet there we was fighting them." "Purna's right, and that means no more fighting you two." Xian said to Logan and Sam B. "We weren't fighting." Logan and Sam B said back to Xian. Princess Celestia then said to Logan and Sam B "Always was trying to be the alphas of the pack." Logan then asked his three friends "Well guys?" "I saw we take it." Xian said to Logan. "Yeah, better then being stuck on a island with no way off, knowing we'er going to be nuked." Purna said to Logan and Xian. "Fine, but if we have to change our names, I'm not cause I'm Sam B man." Sam B said to there others. Then they all fell to the ground out cold, and when they awoke, they found them selfs as ponys with out their clothes, Sam B was a black earth pony with black mane and hair and green eyes and as for his Cuite Mark it was an microphone. Logan was also a earth pony but had an light blue body, and brown mane and tail with a hint of blue and had emerald green eyes as for his Cuite Mark is was an dart board. Purna was an light red unicorn pony with a black mane and tail that had an hint of white, and had lavender eyes, as for her Cutie Mark it was an crosshair. Xian Mei was an pegasus pony with an light silver coloured body, with light red mane and tail, and blue eyes, as for her Cuite Mark it was an silver sword. They then heard Princess Celestia's voice say "Now you four will be needing new names, human names won't do for ponies, and Sam B is it, you can keep your name." Princess Celestia then said to Logan "So Logan any ideas on a new name?" "Well there is one, I was thinking Bullseye, seeing as how theres dart board painted near my butt." Logan said to Princess Celestia. "Bullseye it is then, and you mean your flank and that is a Cutie Mark it shows,a ponys special talent." Princess Celestia said to Bullseye as she looked at Purna. "I think, I'll go with Quick Draw, seeing as how my 'Cuite Mark' is of a crosshair." Purna said to Princess Celestia. Xian then said to Princess Celestai "I'll go with Slice, seeing as how my one is of a sword." Quick Draw then saw White's Cuite Mark was the same as her's but then she knew that White was a fire arms expart him self, seeing as how fought his way through quite a few Zombies to try and save his wife. "Very well, I'm sending you all to a small town called Ponyville, I've already arranged for you all to share a house there, don't worry its there are quite a few rooms there. Then there was a bright light and Bullseye, Sam B, Quick Draw, Slice and White found them selfs on a hill over looking a small town. Purna then looked at Sam B, Logan and White and said to them "I want you boys to play nice with each other." Logan then said back to Purna "Yes mum." "I'm not going to try and kill you, I wasn't even going to nuke the island, I even called that order to nuke the island off." White said to Purna. Then all five of them started to walk towards the small town to start their new life. Welcome to PonyvilleI have not made White a brony, he has been in the pony world of two days, as I've made it a couple of hours on Earth is two days in the pony world and he's been learing about the new world he was brought back to life in. As the four friends and White made there into the small two they saw a lot of different coloured earth, pegasus and unicorn ponies. Xian said to them all "Well, we should talk someone here." White then said to Xian "You mean somepony Slice." Sam B then asked White "You fucked up in the head or somethink?" "No, its how they talk here I've been doing a bit of learning about this world." White said to Sam B. Then a pink earth pony with curly magenta mane and tail came walking up to them looking very happy. White then said to Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian in a low tone "That is Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia told me a lot about this world, and well if we want get to know the others here, we just have to say hi to Pinkie Pie, and then next you know she off to set up a party." "You've talked to her before haven't you?" Logan asked White. "Yes, she and her other friends, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack was there, when the Princess give me another life." White said to Logan. Purna then asked White "How long have you been here?" "For about two days, yeah a few hours on Earth could be a day here, it confuesd me like hell at first, the words that came out of my mouth, didn't do will with the Princess." Then pink pony shouted "WHITE IS THAT YOU?" Logan then said to him self "Here we go." Xian then asked Logan "What's wrong now?" But before Logan could say thing the pink earth pony called Pinkie Pie started to shout "OH MY GOSH, YOU ALL NEW HERE THAT MEANS I NEED TO THROW YOU ALL A WECOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY." And with that Pinkie Pie was gone before a thing could be said to her. Sam B then asked "Ok what the fuck just happend?" White then said to Sam B "That would be, how did the others put it, Pinkie being Pinkie, I was also told, she will look for any reason to throw a party." Logan then started to lighten up "A party, you kidding me, that's just what we need, after fighting for god knows how long on the zombie island, you said the was five others along with this Pinkie." "Oh yes, and here comes another one of them now." White said to Logan as a lavender unicorn with a black mane and tail that had a pink and purple streak running through it came up to them. "Oh, hello White, I didn't think I would be seeing you here, guess Pinkie was right." The lavnder unicorn said to White. "Yeah, these four with me are Logan aka Bullseye, Purna aka Quick Draw, Xian Mei aka Slice and Sam B, guys this is Twilight Spakle. "You these four are the ones that killed you?" Twilight asked White. "Yeah, but I wasn't my self then, I was one of very things, I tryed to stop Emily turning into." Twilight then asked Logan, Purna and Xian "I take it Bullseye, Quick Draw and Slice are your new names?" Sam B then said to Twilight "Yeah, and the names Sam B, badest motherfuck alive." Sam B then found him self throw into the air and hit his head on the ground and heard Twilight say "Stop with the crusing, right now." "Fine, but no taking it out on my if I'm able to sing Who Do You Voodoo Bitch." Sam B said back to Twilight. "Huh?" Twilight asked Sam B. "Don't tell me you haven't heard of rapping?" Sam B asked Twilight. "No, nopony has heard of this rapping thing." Twilight said to Sam B. Later at the start of the welcome to Ponyville Party at the Sugarcube Corner, Twilight was showing Logan, Purna and Sam B her friends. "Girls this is Sam B, Bullseye, Quick Draw and Slice, there the same as White over there." Twilight said to her friends Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as she pointed to White who was eating some cake. Sam B then looked at the DJ which was a white unicorn pony with a blue mane and tail and got an idea and went over to her, as he went near her, she saw him coming and took her headphone off but still played the music and asked Sam B "Your one of the new guys here right, name's Vinyl Scratch." "Name's Sam B, your a pretty good DJ, I'm a rapper my self." Sam B said to Vinyl know she was going to ask him what a rapper was. "Really, I've heard of rappers, but they are very rare now days." Vinyl said to Sam B. "Wierd, Twilight said she nopony had heard a rapper." Sam B said to Vinyl. "What does she know, she's a bookworm, say you want to do some rapping?" Vinyl asked Sam B. "Why not, but the one rap, I've got in mind has a bit of swaring in it, but then not all rap music is clean." Sam B said to Vinyl as Vinyl used her magic to give Sam B a microphone, and Sam told her the type of music he need to be played which she picked up on in no time. Vinyl then stop playing the music and shouted "EVERYPONY, ONE OF THE KNEW GUYS ARE GOING TO TREAT US TO SONG, WITH A VERY SPECIAL TYPE OF STYLE TO IT." Then Vinyl started the music Sam B need. Hahaha. You ain't scared, yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh. Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete Cut 'em up butcher style, gators of the swamp Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want? Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a bogeyman beast Leave 'em slashed from their head to their feet Been pricked to the chest of a bitch well fed Cooking heat, cannibal tryna' eat I got a zombie army and you can't harm me Who do you voodoo, Bitch? Drink blood like a vampire without warning Who do you voodoo, Bitch? (Stand up) Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night Who do you voodoo, Bitch? Hide your kids, grab your wife, better get outtasight Who do you voodoo, Bitch? (Let's go) Sam B to Papa Shango and Baron Samedi Handful of fingertips, toss em up like confetti Stable of corpse bitches, I'm a pimp of the dead Come fuck with a zombie I'll put a stake in your head Look you want ghouls? I got fuckin' platoons Baby every body dies, I see your ass real soon Crack bones to the marrow, hot sauce and they suck it Now my Juju ain't nothin' to fuck with Sam B All of the ponies just started at Sam B, but then one started to clap its hoofs and one by one, all of the other ponies started to join, sure thay didn't like the swaring in it, but they stlye of how Sam B sung was what made them really clap. Vinyl then went back to playing her own music and said to Sam B "Your pretty good as well, want to hung out sometime?" "Why not, think I need to come up with sone clearn raps anyway being one of the new ones, I was lucky they didn't boo me off." Sam B said to Vinyl. "What are you hiding?" Vinyl asked Sam B. Twilight had heard Vinyl asked Sam what he was hiding and quickly went over to them and said to Vinyl "I'll tell you later, but you mustn't tell anypony else understand?" "Yeah, I understand." Vinyl said to Twilight. Sunny Town's worst nightmare part 1Ok FUCK then not being human for the whole story, I'm going to give them a way so they all can go from being a pony to human and back, oh and btw this chapter is after Story of the Blanks, time for those zombie ponys to meet our heroes and there worst nightmare oh and this is going to be a short chapter. The next day Sam B was with Logan talking. "So Sam, what do you think about this place?" "Not bad, a bit bright in colour, but better then being a island full of zombies." Sam B said back to Logan. The they saw Applejack come up to them alone with her sister Applebloom. "Did ah, just hear you two right, a island full of zombies?" Applejack asked both of them. "Shit, came we talk some place else, it s for the best?" Logan asked Applejack. Outside of Ponyville. "Right you two, spill the beans." "Fine, me and Sam B are really humans along with Quick Draw, Slice and White, from a world called Earth, but Bullseye not my real name." Applebloom then asked Logan "But both of you are earth ponies." "Applebloom, let him finish." "My real name is Logan, Sam B here, well he didn't change his name, and Quick Draw real name is Purna, Slice is Xian Mei, we just call her Xian, and White is Ryder White, he's just going by his second name." Logan said to Applejack and Applebloom. "You are in deep shit with the girls now." Sam B said to Logan. "We it's better then lieing." Logan said back to Sam B. "Lieing would do you any good, ah The Element of Honesty, ah can tell when somepony is lieing." Applejack to Sam B and Logan. "Well any way, me, Sam B, Purna and Xian where on a island called Banoi, it was an island paradise, until Zombies just turned up out of the blue, but it was easy to fight then, back on Earth, we walked on two legs, and and hands to hold things to use as weapons, but the being bitten thing rule didn't count for me, Sam B, Purna and Xian." Logan said to Applejack and Applebloom. "Yeah, we motherfuckers got of lucky, out blood type, made us immune to becoming zombies, not sure about that fucker White." Sam B said to Applejack and Applebloom. "So you fought you way off this zombie flled island only to end up here?" Applejack asked Logan and Sam B. "Yeah, only to be put right back on the island, made our way to a bunker that would take us to the jungle on the island." Logan said to Applejack and Applebloom leaving out all the many ways they offed the zombies so not to scare Applebloom. "I ah get where you going." Applejack said to Logan and said Sam B, not wanting to hear any more of this dead island. "Hold, there is just one thing about white, we was tricked into almost killing him, you see White's wife got bitten a while ago, and she bit him in end, then White took the 'cure' but caused his infection to mutate forcing us to kill him, but White told us, Princess Celestia gave him a second life." Logan said to Applejack only. "Maybe you can help my sister out, she's been talking about some town filled with zombies come nightfall." Applejack said to Logan and Sam B as White came up to them. "But sis, its true, ah saw them with my own eyes, ah was just able to get away. I still can't forget those red glowing eyes." Appleboom said her sister. Then there was a bright ligth and Princess Celestia was in frount of the group and said to Sam B, Logan and White "Sam B, Logan, White, I would like you two sort out Appleblooms problems, this Sunny Town is in face true, and I'm sick of it causing my little ponys to go 'missing' to never be found again." "But how, we can't even fight in these bodys." Princess Celestia's horn then glowed and Sam B, Logan and White where there human selfs again with all their things on them. "I've give you three the power to change from pony to human, I will go and see the other two and give them the same, and boys think of this as a boys night out, now is there anythink you need before sundown?" Princess Celestia asked the now human again Sam B, Logan and White. "Can you get my a few bottles of alcohol and some cloth, nothing smells better then burning Zombie in the night." Logan said to Princess Celestia. Then Sam B and White went on to tell princess Celestia what they need. The Sun was now starting to set as Logan, Sam B and White had be teleported just out side Sunny Town thanks to Princess Celestia. Next Chapter the end of Sunny Town (Insert mad laugh.) Sunny Town's worst nightmare part 2Right time for Sunny Town to turn dead again and for good this time. As Logan, Sam B and White checked there guns and Logan also made some Molotovs, with the alcohol and cloth Princess Celestia was able to get him. "So, you really think this town is full of Zombie Ponies?" White asked Logan and Sam B. "Why else would Princess Celestia send us here, I mean we've got the skills to deal with somethink like this." Logan said to White. As they got near the town, they could see normal earth ponys turn into horrided things with red glowing eyes. They then saw a gary earth mare pony with yellow mane and tail come up to them. Logan, Sam B and White all kept there rifles aimed at her as the gary mare said to them "You must get out of here, this town is not safe as you can see, go before they find you strange creautres." "No offence, but we've fought undead fuckers before, we're immune, we me and my home boy here are, not sure about the fucker there." Sam B said to the gary mare. White then said to Sam B "I'm sure, I'm immune now if I wasn't in the first place, Princess Celestia wouldn't of made that mistack of not making me immure if she was plaing this." "We'll see White, we'll see." Logan said to White. The gary mare then pointed to the rifles they where holding "Do pray, tell me, what are those things you have?" White then jumped in before Logan and Sam B could a thing and said "These are called guns, but the pe more on the point, these are called Assault Rifles, some are rapid fire these are knowen as automatic firearms, and others are semi-automatic firing one bullet at a time." "You believe you can use these things to fight off these cused town?" The gary mare asked all three of them. Logan the said to the gary mare as he held an unlit molotov in his hand "We won't just be jusing guns, another good way to kill of a zombie is with fire." "I can see you three want to do this but, I can't let you, turn back now before its too late." The Gary mare said to Logan, Sam B and White. Logan then got onto one knee and said to the gary mare "Look, me, Sam B and White, have been on an island full of zombies, of our race, you see we'er not from the world, lots of people losted there loved ones, and had to kill them as they came back as a zombie." "I guess, guess, no you must turn back now." "Fuck this, lets burn this place to the ground." Sam B said to Logan and White. "Fine, if I can't change your mind, then go ahead and become one of them." The gary mare said to Logan, Sam B and White before she disappeared into thin air. "Wait was that a ghost?" Sam B asked Logan and White to which they just rised there shoulders and shacked their heads. Logan, Sam B and White then walked into the open causing all of zombie ponies to look at them, they then heard one say "MORE TO PROTECT FROM THE CRUSE OF THE MARK!" Logan then lit the molotov and threw it at a group of zombie ponies causing them to scream out in pain, then the sound of gun fire fill the air. "SHIT, SAM, WHITE,COVER ME, NEED TO RELOAD!" Logan shouted as heard a clicking noise. One of the zombie poines was able to make it to Logan, it tried to pounce on Logan before he could reload, but Logan knocked it on the ground with the butt of his rifle and then smashed it head with his foot causing blood to go everywhere on the ground around the once dead again body. Logan the reloaded his rifle as Sam B let a roar of pure rage and started to beat the zombie ponies till they was dead again. Where as White we swiching from rifle to sword at times. Logan then saw a group of them try to run, which he found weird, he saw then run into a building made out of wood which was a bad idea. "SAM, WHITE TIME TO TORCH THIS TOWN KEEP THEM OFF ME!" Logan shouted as he lit another molotov and threw it at the building he saw a group of the zombie poines run into, then went on to do the same to the other buildings while Sam B and White stoped the zombie poines from attacking Logan. Thanks to the wind little bit of wind the flames had spread burnint all of the zombie poines that Logan, Sam B and White missed. In Ponyville the next moring, Purna and Xian was with Twilight and her friends, Vinyl was also there. "Where are those boys?" Purna asked out loud. Then three stallions walked in that they all knew covered in blood. Xian then asked the three blood covered stallions "What have you three boys been up to?" "Oh just taking care of a zombie pony town, burned it to the ground, and thanks to Princess Celestia, did it on two legs." Logan said to Xian. Twilight then asked Logan, Sam B and White "Wait, you mean that place Applebloom has been talking about, so is it true what Quick Draw and Slice told me?" Logan then looked at Applejack and Applejack nodded "Twi, ah seen them as human yesterday, ah was also told that there real names are Logan, Sam B, Puran and Xian, and Princess Celestia said the myth about Sunny Town is real." "Was real." Logan said to Applejack. Sam B then said "Yeah, Logan burned it to the ground with his molotovs." Rarity then said to three boys "Now now, you can tell us all about this horried thing, after you've got the blood out of you coat." A few minutes later, Sam B was out with Vinyl leaving Logan and White to tell everypony about what happened at Sunny Town.
That bastardThe poines won't be appearing untill a the next chapter, right now this just the four heroes from Dead Island. Kevin/Charon, droped our four heroes back onto the Island they just escaped from at some point in the stroy, I'll be trying to add pics of the pony versions of Logan, Sam B, Xian Mei, Purna and Ryder White. "I'll be goddamn glad to have all my old problems back as long as the world is the way it used to be" Logan had said to to his friends. "Its not and never will be." Kevin said to Logan then smiled. Then our four heros Sam B, Logan, Purna and Xian Mei, closed there eyes having earned some well needed sleep. When they awoke, they found them selfs at The Lifeguard station, but found blood everywhere and none of the people who was there could be found. "Man what happened" Logan asked the others. Then Sam B found a letter from Kevin and started to read outloud "Good luck getting of the island, from you friend Kevin aka Charon, the infamous hacker for hire." "SON OF A BICTH, HE TRICKED US." Logan had shouted. Purna then asked the others "Now how are we going to get of this island?" "I don't know, but I do know one thing, if I'm going to die, I'm going down fighting." Sam B said as he pulled out his Sledgahammer called Gabriel's Sledgehammer, that Mother Helen at the St. Christopher's Ch gave him. "Think about it Sam, the only way to stop this from geting out is, to the nuke the island, we'er good as dead as it is." Xian said to Sam B. "Yeah, but Sam's right, what's best being nuked or fight till the death, taking as many of this Zombies with us?" Purna asked Xian as she pulled out her rifle called Defender of the Motherland, that had a striker rifle mod on it. "Yeah, there still may be a way of this fucking place." Logan said to everyone as he made a few Shock Bomes (Bloodbath Arene DLC mod and its FUCKING epic mod.) "Ok let's start looking around again, and stay close to each other, these undead Motherfuckers, are still out there." Sam B said to the other three. They all the went outside of the LifeGuard Station and saw that the car was still there. Everyone got in with Logan driving. "So where should we try first?" Xian asked everyone. "How about the city?" Purna asked. "No, that's no good, there are no boats left." Logan said back to Purna. "The Jungle?" Xian asked. "It's worth a shot." Logan said and with that they made there way to the Jungle, but the car broke half way there "GOD DAME IT, THIS PIECE OF SHIT WON'T START UP AGAIN!" Logan shouted as he tryed to get the car working again. Then they all heard the roar of a Ram coming there way causing them all to jump of the care as a Ram knocked it on it's side. "JUST OUR FUCKING LUCK, A RAM!" Logan shouted again. Sam B then stood up to the Ram and ran at it, and using all of his body wight, slamed right into it, causing it to take a few steps back and let out another roar. "MOVE IT SAM!" Purna Shouted to Sam B as she start to shoot the Ram in it's back as Sam B made it keeps back to her, that was it's weak point and thanks to the striker mod, the Ram was set on fire cauing it to burn tell it was 'dead' again. "Man looks like we'er going on foot, man this is going to be a long trip." Logan said to everyone. As they made their way through The Resort, they had came over quite more infected then they had before in The Resort. "Man *pat* its like that place, in the city, *pat* that is full of infected." Logan said to trying to catch his breath seeing as how they had made it to the Bunker. "More like the amount of FUCKING RAMS, I've counted about 10 of those bitches, on the way here." Sam B said to Logan. "I just hope the jungle not any worst, oh wait there's FUCKING Butchers in the jungle that can dodge our melee like hell." Logan said with sarcasm in his voice. "Will you two stop, your arguing." Xian said to Sam B and Logan. "Xian right, we've been at each others sides for too long to fall out now." Purna said to an arguing Logan and Sam B. "Yeah, we I don't see what we'er going to find in the jungle, oh wait more fucking zombies." Logan said back to Purna and the turned back to Sam B. Purna then aimed her gun at the roof of the bunker and fired a few shots causing Logan and Sam B to stop arguing. "Now you two, make up." Purna said to them. "I'm sorry Sam, it's Charon I'm mad with not you, we was just finaly getting out of this hell hole, only to end back up in it." Logan said to Sam B as he held his hand out to Sam B. Sam B took Logan's hand and they started to shake "Same here Logan, but if we ever find that son of a bitch, I get the first turn of beating the shit out of him." "You go for it man." Then a bright light had appeared on one of the walls, to Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian, it looked like a portal, and dream or not, they saw it as a way off the dead walking filled island. "You sure this shit is real?" Sam B asked the others. "I don't know, but where ever it goes, can't be worse then here." Xian said back to Sam B. Logan then went over to the light and was able to touch it, but Purna grabed onto Logan's wrist and said to him "What are you doing, we don't know what could happen if you touched it." "I know, but we won't know what will happen unless one of us touches it." Logan said to Purna as he removed her hand from his wirst. "His right, Purna." Xian said to Purna. Logan then touched the light and the room was filled with a bright flash causing Logan, Sam B, Xian and Purna all to shout one things "WHAT THE FUCK, IS HAPPENING?"
New names, new bodys and an old 'friend'Can Somepony please give me the lyrucs of Who does your voodoo bitch so I can use in the next chapter, oh and you get to decide who the shipping between Logan, Puran, Xian Mei and White are going to be with. I've already planned the one for Sam B, as it says in the blog and here and there I'll use their pony names when they talk (apart from White, cause that is his second name he is using.) As the light died down, Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian Mei found them selfs no longer in a bunker but inside what looked like a palce, Sam B turned to Logan, but before he could say a thing, Logan said to Sam B "What,? we had no FUCKING idea what was going to happen, and that light was starting to bug me." Purna then said to Logan and Sam B "BOYS!" Sam B then said to Purna "Yeah we know, and I was only going to say to Logan, nice going dipshit." Then a voice said before Logan could say a thing "Carm down you four, I have brought you here, as you five have earned the right to live in a better world." Then Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian Mei heard Ryder White voice say "Hello you four." They all turned to see, a white earth pony with emerald green eyes and black mane and tail. Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian Mei where confused. Then the white earth pony said to them "What's up don't remember me, you killed the infected me." Logan then realised that the white earth pony was Ryder White and said "How the FUCK are you alive you motherfucker." "Please watch your you mouth, trust me I learned the hard way." White said to Logan. Purna then said to White "Why should we trust you after what happen at back the prison?" "That wasn't my doing remember, that was that bastard Charon's doing, he tricked us all, my wife was turning and he used that to get me to do his dirty work Princess Celestia give me another life here." White said as tear when down his pony face. Then another voice said that belonged to the said Princess Celestia "Ryder White here, was used and then killed by you lot, so I've given him second life, in this world, as one of the three pony races that was chosen at random, now if you four would like, you can join him in this world." Logan then said to his three friends "Well, I guess it's better then being stuck back on that island, even if this is a dream. Purna then said to Logan "I don't think this is a dream, I mean Zombies wheren't real, yet there we was fighting them." "Purna's right, and that means no more fighting you two." Xian said to Logan and Sam B. "We weren't fighting." Logan and Sam B said back to Xian. Princess Celestia then said to Logan and Sam B "Always was trying to be the alphas of the pack." Logan then asked his three friends "Well guys?" "I saw we take it." Xian said to Logan. "Yeah, better then being stuck on a island with no way off, knowing we'er going to be nuked." Purna said to Logan and Xian. "Fine, but if we have to change our names, I'm not cause I'm Sam B man." Sam B said to there others. Then they all fell to the ground out cold, and when they awoke, they found them selfs as ponys with out their clothes, Sam B was a black earth pony with black mane and hair and green eyes and as for his Cuite Mark it was an microphone. Logan was also a earth pony but had an light blue body, and brown mane and tail with a hint of blue and had emerald green eyes as for his Cuite Mark is was an dart board. Purna was an light red unicorn pony with a black mane and tail that had an hint of white, and had lavender eyes, as for her Cutie Mark it was an crosshair. Xian Mei was an pegasus pony with an light silver coloured body, with light red mane and tail, and blue eyes, as for her Cuite Mark it was an silver sword. They then heard Princess Celestia's voice say "Now you four will be needing new names, human names won't do for ponies, and Sam B is it, you can keep your name." Princess Celestia then said to Logan "So Logan any ideas on a new name?" "Well there is one, I was thinking Bullseye, seeing as how theres dart board painted near my butt." Logan said to Princess Celestia. "Bullseye it is then, and you mean your flank and that is a Cutie Mark it shows,a ponys special talent." Princess Celestia said to Bullseye as she looked at Purna. "I think, I'll go with Quick Draw, seeing as how my 'Cuite Mark' is of a crosshair." Purna said to Princess Celestia. Xian then said to Princess Celestai "I'll go with Slice, seeing as how my one is of a sword." Quick Draw then saw White's Cuite Mark was the same as her's but then she knew that White was a fire arms expart him self, seeing as how fought his way through quite a few Zombies to try and save his wife. "Very well, I'm sending you all to a small town called Ponyville, I've already arranged for you all to share a house there, don't worry its there are quite a few rooms there. Then there was a bright light and Bullseye, Sam B, Quick Draw, Slice and White found them selfs on a hill over looking a small town. Purna then looked at Sam B, Logan and White and said to them "I want you boys to play nice with each other." Logan then said back to Purna "Yes mum." "I'm not going to try and kill you, I wasn't even going to nuke the island, I even called that order to nuke the island off." White said to Purna. Then all five of them started to walk towards the small town to start their new life.
Welcome to PonyvilleI have not made White a brony, he has been in the pony world of two days, as I've made it a couple of hours on Earth is two days in the pony world and he's been learing about the new world he was brought back to life in. As the four friends and White made there into the small two they saw a lot of different coloured earth, pegasus and unicorn ponies. Xian said to them all "Well, we should talk someone here." White then said to Xian "You mean somepony Slice." Sam B then asked White "You fucked up in the head or somethink?" "No, its how they talk here I've been doing a bit of learning about this world." White said to Sam B. Then a pink earth pony with curly magenta mane and tail came walking up to them looking very happy. White then said to Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian in a low tone "That is Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia told me a lot about this world, and well if we want get to know the others here, we just have to say hi to Pinkie Pie, and then next you know she off to set up a party." "You've talked to her before haven't you?" Logan asked White. "Yes, she and her other friends, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack was there, when the Princess give me another life." White said to Logan. Purna then asked White "How long have you been here?" "For about two days, yeah a few hours on Earth could be a day here, it confuesd me like hell at first, the words that came out of my mouth, didn't do will with the Princess." Then pink pony shouted "WHITE IS THAT YOU?" Logan then said to him self "Here we go." Xian then asked Logan "What's wrong now?" But before Logan could say thing the pink earth pony called Pinkie Pie started to shout "OH MY GOSH, YOU ALL NEW HERE THAT MEANS I NEED TO THROW YOU ALL A WECOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY." And with that Pinkie Pie was gone before a thing could be said to her. Sam B then asked "Ok what the fuck just happend?" White then said to Sam B "That would be, how did the others put it, Pinkie being Pinkie, I was also told, she will look for any reason to throw a party." Logan then started to lighten up "A party, you kidding me, that's just what we need, after fighting for god knows how long on the zombie island, you said the was five others along with this Pinkie." "Oh yes, and here comes another one of them now." White said to Logan as a lavender unicorn with a black mane and tail that had a pink and purple streak running through it came up to them. "Oh, hello White, I didn't think I would be seeing you here, guess Pinkie was right." The lavnder unicorn said to White. "Yeah, these four with me are Logan aka Bullseye, Purna aka Quick Draw, Xian Mei aka Slice and Sam B, guys this is Twilight Spakle. "You these four are the ones that killed you?" Twilight asked White. "Yeah, but I wasn't my self then, I was one of very things, I tryed to stop Emily turning into." Twilight then asked Logan, Purna and Xian "I take it Bullseye, Quick Draw and Slice are your new names?" Sam B then said to Twilight "Yeah, and the names Sam B, badest motherfuck alive." Sam B then found him self throw into the air and hit his head on the ground and heard Twilight say "Stop with the crusing, right now." "Fine, but no taking it out on my if I'm able to sing Who Do You Voodoo Bitch." Sam B said back to Twilight. "Huh?" Twilight asked Sam B. "Don't tell me you haven't heard of rapping?" Sam B asked Twilight. "No, nopony has heard of this rapping thing." Twilight said to Sam B. Later at the start of the welcome to Ponyville Party at the Sugarcube Corner, Twilight was showing Logan, Purna and Sam B her friends. "Girls this is Sam B, Bullseye, Quick Draw and Slice, there the same as White over there." Twilight said to her friends Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as she pointed to White who was eating some cake. Sam B then looked at the DJ which was a white unicorn pony with a blue mane and tail and got an idea and went over to her, as he went near her, she saw him coming and took her headphone off but still played the music and asked Sam B "Your one of the new guys here right, name's Vinyl Scratch." "Name's Sam B, your a pretty good DJ, I'm a rapper my self." Sam B said to Vinyl know she was going to ask him what a rapper was. "Really, I've heard of rappers, but they are very rare now days." Vinyl said to Sam B. "Wierd, Twilight said she nopony had heard a rapper." Sam B said to Vinyl. "What does she know, she's a bookworm, say you want to do some rapping?" Vinyl asked Sam B. "Why not, but the one rap, I've got in mind has a bit of swaring in it, but then not all rap music is clean." Sam B said to Vinyl as Vinyl used her magic to give Sam B a microphone, and Sam told her the type of music he need to be played which she picked up on in no time. Vinyl then stop playing the music and shouted "EVERYPONY, ONE OF THE KNEW GUYS ARE GOING TO TREAT US TO SONG, WITH A VERY SPECIAL TYPE OF STYLE TO IT." Then Vinyl started the music Sam B need. Hahaha. You ain't scared, yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh. Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete Cut 'em up butcher style, gators of the swamp Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want? Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a bogeyman beast Leave 'em slashed from their head to their feet Been pricked to the chest of a bitch well fed Cooking heat, cannibal tryna' eat I got a zombie army and you can't harm me Who do you voodoo, Bitch? Drink blood like a vampire without warning Who do you voodoo, Bitch? (Stand up) Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night Who do you voodoo, Bitch? Hide your kids, grab your wife, better get outtasight Who do you voodoo, Bitch? (Let's go) Sam B to Papa Shango and Baron Samedi Handful of fingertips, toss em up like confetti Stable of corpse bitches, I'm a pimp of the dead Come fuck with a zombie I'll put a stake in your head Look you want ghouls? I got fuckin' platoons Baby every body dies, I see your ass real soon Crack bones to the marrow, hot sauce and they suck it Now my Juju ain't nothin' to fuck with Sam B All of the ponies just started at Sam B, but then one started to clap its hoofs and one by one, all of the other ponies started to join, sure thay didn't like the swaring in it, but they stlye of how Sam B sung was what made them really clap. Vinyl then went back to playing her own music and said to Sam B "Your pretty good as well, want to hung out sometime?" "Why not, think I need to come up with sone clearn raps anyway being one of the new ones, I was lucky they didn't boo me off." Sam B said to Vinyl. "What are you hiding?" Vinyl asked Sam B. Twilight had heard Vinyl asked Sam what he was hiding and quickly went over to them and said to Vinyl "I'll tell you later, but you mustn't tell anypony else understand?" "Yeah, I understand." Vinyl said to Twilight.
Sunny Town's worst nightmare part 1Ok FUCK then not being human for the whole story, I'm going to give them a way so they all can go from being a pony to human and back, oh and btw this chapter is after Story of the Blanks, time for those zombie ponys to meet our heroes and there worst nightmare oh and this is going to be a short chapter. The next day Sam B was with Logan talking. "So Sam, what do you think about this place?" "Not bad, a bit bright in colour, but better then being a island full of zombies." Sam B said back to Logan. The they saw Applejack come up to them alone with her sister Applebloom. "Did ah, just hear you two right, a island full of zombies?" Applejack asked both of them. "Shit, came we talk some place else, it s for the best?" Logan asked Applejack. Outside of Ponyville. "Right you two, spill the beans." "Fine, me and Sam B are really humans along with Quick Draw, Slice and White, from a world called Earth, but Bullseye not my real name." Applebloom then asked Logan "But both of you are earth ponies." "Applebloom, let him finish." "My real name is Logan, Sam B here, well he didn't change his name, and Quick Draw real name is Purna, Slice is Xian Mei, we just call her Xian, and White is Ryder White, he's just going by his second name." Logan said to Applejack and Applebloom. "You are in deep shit with the girls now." Sam B said to Logan. "We it's better then lieing." Logan said back to Sam B. "Lieing would do you any good, ah The Element of Honesty, ah can tell when somepony is lieing." Applejack to Sam B and Logan. "Well any way, me, Sam B, Purna and Xian where on a island called Banoi, it was an island paradise, until Zombies just turned up out of the blue, but it was easy to fight then, back on Earth, we walked on two legs, and and hands to hold things to use as weapons, but the being bitten thing rule didn't count for me, Sam B, Purna and Xian." Logan said to Applejack and Applebloom. "Yeah, we motherfuckers got of lucky, out blood type, made us immune to becoming zombies, not sure about that fucker White." Sam B said to Applejack and Applebloom. "So you fought you way off this zombie flled island only to end up here?" Applejack asked Logan and Sam B. "Yeah, only to be put right back on the island, made our way to a bunker that would take us to the jungle on the island." Logan said to Applejack and Applebloom leaving out all the many ways they offed the zombies so not to scare Applebloom. "I ah get where you going." Applejack said to Logan and said Sam B, not wanting to hear any more of this dead island. "Hold, there is just one thing about white, we was tricked into almost killing him, you see White's wife got bitten a while ago, and she bit him in end, then White took the 'cure' but caused his infection to mutate forcing us to kill him, but White told us, Princess Celestia gave him a second life." Logan said to Applejack only. "Maybe you can help my sister out, she's been talking about some town filled with zombies come nightfall." Applejack said to Logan and Sam B as White came up to them. "But sis, its true, ah saw them with my own eyes, ah was just able to get away. I still can't forget those red glowing eyes." Appleboom said her sister. Then there was a bright ligth and Princess Celestia was in frount of the group and said to Sam B, Logan and White "Sam B, Logan, White, I would like you two sort out Appleblooms problems, this Sunny Town is in face true, and I'm sick of it causing my little ponys to go 'missing' to never be found again." "But how, we can't even fight in these bodys." Princess Celestia's horn then glowed and Sam B, Logan and White where there human selfs again with all their things on them. "I've give you three the power to change from pony to human, I will go and see the other two and give them the same, and boys think of this as a boys night out, now is there anythink you need before sundown?" Princess Celestia asked the now human again Sam B, Logan and White. "Can you get my a few bottles of alcohol and some cloth, nothing smells better then burning Zombie in the night." Logan said to Princess Celestia. Then Sam B and White went on to tell princess Celestia what they need. The Sun was now starting to set as Logan, Sam B and White had be teleported just out side Sunny Town thanks to Princess Celestia. Next Chapter the end of Sunny Town (Insert mad laugh.)
Sunny Town's worst nightmare part 2Right time for Sunny Town to turn dead again and for good this time. As Logan, Sam B and White checked there guns and Logan also made some Molotovs, with the alcohol and cloth Princess Celestia was able to get him. "So, you really think this town is full of Zombie Ponies?" White asked Logan and Sam B. "Why else would Princess Celestia send us here, I mean we've got the skills to deal with somethink like this." Logan said to White. As they got near the town, they could see normal earth ponys turn into horrided things with red glowing eyes. They then saw a gary earth mare pony with yellow mane and tail come up to them. Logan, Sam B and White all kept there rifles aimed at her as the gary mare said to them "You must get out of here, this town is not safe as you can see, go before they find you strange creautres." "No offence, but we've fought undead fuckers before, we're immune, we me and my home boy here are, not sure about the fucker there." Sam B said to the gary mare. White then said to Sam B "I'm sure, I'm immune now if I wasn't in the first place, Princess Celestia wouldn't of made that mistack of not making me immure if she was plaing this." "We'll see White, we'll see." Logan said to White. The gary mare then pointed to the rifles they where holding "Do pray, tell me, what are those things you have?" White then jumped in before Logan and Sam B could a thing and said "These are called guns, but the pe more on the point, these are called Assault Rifles, some are rapid fire these are knowen as automatic firearms, and others are semi-automatic firing one bullet at a time." "You believe you can use these things to fight off these cused town?" The gary mare asked all three of them. Logan the said to the gary mare as he held an unlit molotov in his hand "We won't just be jusing guns, another good way to kill of a zombie is with fire." "I can see you three want to do this but, I can't let you, turn back now before its too late." The Gary mare said to Logan, Sam B and White. Logan then got onto one knee and said to the gary mare "Look, me, Sam B and White, have been on an island full of zombies, of our race, you see we'er not from the world, lots of people losted there loved ones, and had to kill them as they came back as a zombie." "I guess, guess, no you must turn back now." "Fuck this, lets burn this place to the ground." Sam B said to Logan and White. "Fine, if I can't change your mind, then go ahead and become one of them." The gary mare said to Logan, Sam B and White before she disappeared into thin air. "Wait was that a ghost?" Sam B asked Logan and White to which they just rised there shoulders and shacked their heads. Logan, Sam B and White then walked into the open causing all of zombie ponies to look at them, they then heard one say "MORE TO PROTECT FROM THE CRUSE OF THE MARK!" Logan then lit the molotov and threw it at a group of zombie ponies causing them to scream out in pain, then the sound of gun fire fill the air. "SHIT, SAM, WHITE,COVER ME, NEED TO RELOAD!" Logan shouted as heard a clicking noise. One of the zombie poines was able to make it to Logan, it tried to pounce on Logan before he could reload, but Logan knocked it on the ground with the butt of his rifle and then smashed it head with his foot causing blood to go everywhere on the ground around the once dead again body. Logan the reloaded his rifle as Sam B let a roar of pure rage and started to beat the zombie ponies till they was dead again. Where as White we swiching from rifle to sword at times. Logan then saw a group of them try to run, which he found weird, he saw then run into a building made out of wood which was a bad idea. "SAM, WHITE TIME TO TORCH THIS TOWN KEEP THEM OFF ME!" Logan shouted as he lit another molotov and threw it at the building he saw a group of the zombie poines run into, then went on to do the same to the other buildings while Sam B and White stoped the zombie poines from attacking Logan. Thanks to the wind little bit of wind the flames had spread burnint all of the zombie poines that Logan, Sam B and White missed. In Ponyville the next moring, Purna and Xian was with Twilight and her friends, Vinyl was also there. "Where are those boys?" Purna asked out loud. Then three stallions walked in that they all knew covered in blood. Xian then asked the three blood covered stallions "What have you three boys been up to?" "Oh just taking care of a zombie pony town, burned it to the ground, and thanks to Princess Celestia, did it on two legs." Logan said to Xian. Twilight then asked Logan, Sam B and White "Wait, you mean that place Applebloom has been talking about, so is it true what Quick Draw and Slice told me?" Logan then looked at Applejack and Applejack nodded "Twi, ah seen them as human yesterday, ah was also told that there real names are Logan, Sam B, Puran and Xian, and Princess Celestia said the myth about Sunny Town is real." "Was real." Logan said to Applejack. Sam B then said "Yeah, Logan burned it to the ground with his molotovs." Rarity then said to three boys "Now now, you can tell us all about this horried thing, after you've got the blood out of you coat." A few minutes later, Sam B was out with Vinyl leaving Logan and White to tell everypony about what happened at Sunny Town.
