Drunkenshy

by Elira

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 264

Previously in an extremely stressful situation, Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy down to have a drink, getting more than she hoped for.

Previously in an extremely stressful situation, Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy down to have a drink, getting more than she hoped for.
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ALCOHOL! YAAAY! Don't drink kids. c: Rated Teen for swearing and.. Alcohol damnit!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-22 17:01:43 UTC

Chapter 1:Five Feather Fillet

It was 9 o' clock at night, at six Rainbow Dash had decided to take Fluttershy to a bar to calm down from one of huge deaths of her animals. Getting more than she expected.

"MORE!" Yelled the Pegasus, slamming her hoof hard down not he counter which caused the glasses on the counter nouns her to bounce up then down, "Fluttershy.. I think it's best you, ya know, sto--" Rainbow was silenced by Fluttershy literally shoving her hoof on Rainbow's mouth, then staring at her while swallowing the whiskey, eventually bringing her hoof bad to her side, "MORE!"

"HERE!" Screamed the bartender, shoving the whole bottle in her mouth, "Drink it, and shut up!" He growled, going to another customer who was silently laughing. Fluttershy turned behind her, hearing a tune and a knife slamming down. A pegasus sat there singing a tune, poking the knife in between the gaps in her feathers, "I wanna go!" Beamed Fluttershy, trotting over, actually being kind enough to wait her turn, the Pegasus explained the lyrics to the druken Pegasus a couple of times, before she mastered it and began, "Oh, I have all my feathers.. The knife goes chop, chop, chop..." Rainbow stared, her hooves to her mouth and her pupils constricted, "Ohhhhh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP, I'm picking up the speed! And if I hit my feathers then my wing will start to blee---- GRAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAH!"

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"Buck them and their fancy knives." Was the only words she said, her wing in bandages and her arms crossed.