Hi my name is princess Cadence and here is a bit about my familly. I am married to prince Shining Armour i mean can you belive it? I can't! We also have 2 kids princess Skyla and prince Blue Gem and lets say that they are not really by the same father. And by that i mean King Sombra is Blue Gem's father.
So now that you know there is some weird crap going on about my familly lets talk about where I live. I am the ruler of the crystal empire :|. No,No is lovely i swear but it is not what I espected......... sometimes i feel like i want more than just the crystal empire. Sometimes i feel like i want equestria but till then i am happy with the crystal empire.
Also let's talk about my friends! Well I am the ruler of the crystal empire so i need to be friends with everypony wich is stupid but hey that does not mean everypony is my pff right? Or does it??? Yes if you are wondering i do have a pff.....her name is Trixie. She is really nice well kinda mean but still nice at least she is a true pff.
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Yes if ur wondering i do have a pff motha fugggggas :P
No i am too freaking lazy to get a pff!!!
Yes if ur wondering i do have a pff her name is...... Brixie :33333