A Derpy Apocalypse

Derpy awoke in her bed at about 7:46 in the morning.  She was tired, but reluctantly got up out of the bed.  She looked in the mirror at her mane, it seemed as if a tornado had hit it.  She felt miserable, so she decided to go fix her mane while having some muffins and morning coffee cooking.  She went to her drawers and got out a robe and put it on, then went to the kitchen to get the muffin mix, and put it in the pan.  After it got in the oven, she hastily got some coffee mix and put it in some hot water and mixed it up.

"I probably should put this in the microwave." She said.  She turned grabbed the coffee and put it in the microwave and shut the microwave door.  She then grabbed a remote to turn on the TV, as she did that, she turned it to the Equestrian News channel, and ran in the bathroom to fix her mane.

As she was doing so, she heard the oven go off, so she quickly ran to it and rubbed her eyes as she got the muffins out of it.  She put three in her mouth and literally swallowed them whole.  Then she grabbed her coffee and started to drink as if it were a 5th beer bottle (Sorry for the crappy analogy xD). She ate another muffin, and almost spit it out when she heard the Equestrian Alert System going off.

"What..the.." She said as she walked over to the TV.

"Holy Crap," The news pony said. "This just in, a certain flu virus has been unexpectedly released, and is spreading quickly and...WHAT THE BUCK? This was two days ago?? Everypony you must run to shelters quick, WHAT...WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT---AHHHH!!" The news pony was then pounced on by another pony.  The other pony, as the news pony was screaming, ripped the news pony apart while eating bits and pieces of flesh.  At this point, the screen was covered in blood and all you could hear was screaming as the screen went black.

"Well, that was a bit graphic for the news channel." Derpy said, taking another sip of coffee.  She walked to the window and dropped her muffin on the ground at the sight.  "Oh crap, " She said again. "they were right." Derpy trotted over to a wall on the side of her house covered in pictures of her and her family, then picked up one hung on the wall of Dinky.  This revealed a button that said 'IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PRESS BUTTON FOR ARMS, She pressed the button and it revealed several tons of massive, heavy, lethal weapons.  From M12's to AT-4's, there where tons of guns, knives, ammo, and first aid kits in stock each for a particular purpose. She grabbed a machete, desert eagle, and M249 and filled a backpack full of ammo and supplies.  She got a digital map with a waypoint set do her house, she got some small beacons for setting other waypoints.  After securing the weapons and putting a picture of Dinky in her backpack, she put on a vest and kicked her door open.

"Time to kill some zeds." Derpy said, grinning and aiming her M249 at one.