Draconeqqus's Destiny

by SuperUltimateBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Romance, Comedy, Other, Sex, Random, Discord
Length: 2005

Discord travels to Earth and stumbles across Hasbro HQ. Discord trains the employees to do what he says and becomes the new president of the company.

One day, Discord comes to Earth and finds Hasbro HQ. After investigating a bit, he decides to take charge and lead Hasbro as the new president.

Published 2013-10-07 02:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-07 02:20:03 UTC

Enjoy!

Early one afternoon in Equestria, my best pal Discord decided that he wanted to do something very chaotic. Chaotically evil. Something so evil, that he'd be the most feared creature all across all universes.

But what could that be? He was tired of making gravity non-existant, shifting the world upside down, changing the appearances of animals. No, he needed something magnificent.

Grinning to himself, he snapped his fingers and a zipper appeared in thin air. Discord unzipped it and stepped inside. He didn't know exactly where this zipper would take him, but no matter where it was, he was going to cause as much chaos and mayhem that he could.

He was off!

Discord had teleported himself outside of Hasbro Headquarters in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.

"Hm. Hasbro. Now why does that name seem so familiar?" Discord asked himself, aloud.

A person came out of the front doors of the building, and Discord quickly transformed into a bumblebee. He couldn't afford himself to be seen, not yet. He had to have a plan first. Sure, random chaos was his specialty, but he preferred the reactions that he'd get while he was being chaotic. And how they'd try to stop him. It felt like a game to him. It didn't make sense, but, what fun is there in that?

Discord suddenly got an idea. The draconeqqus snapped his claws and transformed into the unfamiliar creature that he had just seen walk out. No longer did he have the body of a snake, dragon, eagle, and pony. Instead, the draconeqqus now had a heavy build. Tall and buff, and sprouting medium black hair. His eyes became hazel, and his skin color was hispanic. He was ready.

He went inside.

"Strange," muttered Discord, while taking in his surroundings. "Why do I feel like I've been here before and I know this place like the back of Celestia's plot? Oh, well, I suppose it doesn't matter. After all, once I'm done with this building, it won't even be recognizable."

"Oh, you must be the new volunteer," said an unknown voice.

Discord turned around and almost puked at the site. An obese woman, Discord thought it was a woman, at least five hundred pounds, was looking at him. She looked like a baby that Shrek and Fat Bastard had together. Mutton chops were plastered on this grotesque thing, and her stomach was drooping over her pants like a horny Ditto. It was all over the place. The "woman" had long red hair, and freckles that covered her face. Plumpy and stout, Discord just wanted to get the hell out of there.

"Um, erm. Yes, I am." Discord stammered. "Would you mind telling me what that is over there", the draconeqqus said, pointing.

Shrek Bastard tilted her head to see what the volunteer was referring to, when she got drenched in melted Weight Watchers ice cream.

"Dear Celestia, I don't help anyone, and I mean ANYONE out, but you really need to lose your figure. You have 'I brought my cousin to prom' written all over you."

Discord slinked away and began to enact his chaotic plan.

Meanwhile, in a My Little Pony meeting, three executives were arguing over what should be included in season four.

"Look, I've read the reviews, and I think we need to change Twilight back into a unicorn. The fan reception was horrendous, and our ratings plummeted." Said a heavily moustached man.

"Oh, Jim, don't be a dumbass. Everyone knows that we need to include more Princess Luna. That's what the bronies want. Besides, if we don't give her more showtime, we may as well cancel the show. She is best pony after all," exclaimed a very stern looking man with blonde hair.

"Where the hell did you hear that, Paul"? Jim asked.

"Don't you check out the best pony polls?"

Jim remained silent.

Nearby, a short man with a plaid shirt, and hair tied into a ponytail, joined in the conversation.

"Both of you are wrong. I know many adult fans of the show, and they want to buy more toys. Isn't that why we revised this show in the first place? Our current president is Jewish, and you know what they say about them Jews, right?"

The other two stared at him.

"That they're classy."

Paul delivered a quick punch to his throat, and the short man became limp. Unconcious.

"Now that the grown-ups are talking, I propose that we AHHHHH" Jim exclaimed.

Discord had appeared in the room. The other two were stunned. They didn't know how he got there, or how he got HERE. For the draconeqqus was just a character that they made for a children's franchise. How could Discord possibly be existing on Earth?

"Excuse me a moment. I need to get dressed for the occasion."

Discord snapped his fingers again, and a top hat, cane, monocle, and tuxedo appeared on his body.

The draconeqqus looked at the other two, and inclined his hat towards them.

"Gentlemen." Discord said, nonchalantly.

Jim was the first to speak up after a long silence.

"Um. How the hell are you here? We created your ass. There's no scientific way that you could just show up in this world."

Cackling to himself, the bomb draconeqqus said, "Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Discord. Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony."

"We know all about you," said Jim, peering at him.

"Then why are you so surprised? I'd expect you two, should know me the most. You should have surmised that I can intergalactic travel. But enough of this Q&A. I came here for a reason."

Jim and Paul remained silent, wanting to hear his answer.

"You see, Ponyville can get so, harmonious at times. Really, a lot boring. I prefer chaos. When I heard you two lovebirds bickering, I just had to stop by and say hello. When I first appeared here, I knew that the name Hasbro seemed familiar, and then I remembered that you two are the reason that I exist. I had to thank you personally for that."

Discord stuck out a claw, and Paul and Jim shook it, still in a shocked state.

"Well, I've been hoping to do something very chaotic lately, and I believe that Hasbro HQ would be the perfect place to do just that."

"And what do you plan to do?" Paul asked.

"I plan to rule you all. To take control of this project, and make it right."

Clapping his hands, Jim and Paul were restrained by ropes that sprouted from two office chairs. They were tied tight and unable to break free.

"What's this? What's the deal with the rope, bro?" Jim asked.

"I wanted you two to watch my genius plan." Pointing down, he added, "I know how much this guy bothers you, so I'm going to take care of him for you."

With his superpowers, Discord removed the man's clothing off of his body.

"This'll be fun!" giggled Discord.

"Wait, you're not meaning to..." Paul's words trailed off as Discord made his move.

Using his draconeqqus magic, he made the mans cock grow six times the length and width that it was earlier. Discord had the man dangle over a table, and wrapped the mans dick around his back and head, before reaching down near his ass again. The man now looked like a horny question mark.

Gleefully, Discord made sure that the bulb of his head went into the mans anus. The man's own pingas was inside of its owner. Was it rape? Discord didn't know. It seemed more like masturbation, really. Discord wasn't actually touching the man.

A few minutes later, Discord became bored and he tossed his fuck toy aside. There'd be much more time later to play. The sexy draconeqqus grew an extra thirty feet and was now making his way down the halls of Hasbro.

Killing some, and having some rape eachother was what Discord did for a while, until he had another idea.

Discord used his magic to grow four hundred feet. The now four-hundred and thirty four tall draconeqqus had just broken past the roof of the building, and was outside.

"All workers of Hasbro please come outside immediately."

The loud and booming voice was impossible to ignore. Listening to it for too long, would give you more permanent brain damage than listening to Nikki Minaj's songs. Many workers went outside to see what this stranger wanted.

Discord, making sure that all the people were really outside, lifted the building and shook it upside down. A few dozen people that were trying to hide fell to the ground and went splat.

"Now that all of you are here, some in body, and others in spirit, I have an important message to tell you all. I, Discord, am now taking control of Hasbro. If you want good quality, I'd suggest chaotic quality."

"Woohoo, Discord! You're awesome man. I'm so glad you exist! Whatever you want, don't hesitate to ask me!" said a brony in the sea of workers.

Discord and the brony brohoofed.

"Truly, this is awesome. I'd even suck your cock if you asked." said the brony.

"Well, who's stopping ya? Get on that. Now." bellowed Discord.

The brony saluted Discord. "You got it, boss."

The boss draconeqqus turned to the rest of the crowd, with malice in his eyes and tone.

"Seeing as only one of you volunteered, it looks like I'll have to volunteer the rest of you. The rest of you have a very important task that you will fulfill."

Underneath him, the brony opened the slit of Discord's pingas and climbed inside. He thrusted his body up and down to try to give his hero draconeqqus some feels. He then took some skin off Discord's head and nommed on it.

The god of chaos looked down, smiled, and said, "Do whatever you'd like. Discord's swimming pool is open."

"We gotta get out of here," yelled someone, and tried to run.

Many others followed his advice and tried to make a break for it.

Unfortunately for them, Discord levitated those that tried to escape up to his face and clasped his hands over that group. The draconeqqus had given them the clap.

"Now, as for the rest of you, will become anal beads. I'm going to link you all together, and you will be inserted into my anus for my pleasure. If anyone tries to run, they will be killed. Any other questions?"

"Can we start now?" said a flamboyant voice.

"Whoa!" Discord moaned.

The flamboyant man didn't even wait to be tied together like a chain link fence. He just dove into Discord's anus like it was a bouncy house. A few seconds later, he popped his head out, and yelled to the rest of the workers.

"Guys, come on in. It's so warm and squishy. You'll love it in here. I know all of us hated our jobs working for shitty Hasbro, but we don't need to worry about that now. We all have new lives, as our new ruler's anal beads. How could you all pass this up?"

Discord laughed.

"See? This guy gets it."

The draconeqqus levitated the workers, twenty at a time, to his face, where he balanced them like Jenga. Once satisfied, he prepared his anus. Gleefully, he shoved all of them up his ass in one quick motion.

The God of chaos let out a slight moan. The feeling was insanely pleasurable. He looked down at the one person still inside his pingas, and motioned him to climb aboard in his anus. He was the last member in the caboose express.

"Oh boy!" yelled the brony, before climbing into Discord's anus.

Feeling like getting off, Discord punched a giant hole inside of Hasbro HQ and then stuck his cock in the hole. He fucked it for a while, before he pulled out and jizzed everywhere on the Hasbro sign.

The draconeqqus's reign of presidency had come and Discord was eager to take the company wherever he wanted.