Explanations Are Informational Yet Boring

"Wait what?" the purple unicorn backed up and her horn's purple hugh died away. "What do you mean?"

"What business do you have scaring the living daylights out of someone!" I say with a scowl directed at the unicorn. "We come here to say hello and you slam the door in our face, then blow it off the hinges and start questioning us like we're criminals! What the hell have I ever done to you? You point your horn at us in offense and we've done nothing in the time we've been standing here to make you do such a thing! You are absolutely terrible!" My rant must have made the purple unicorn feel ashamed of herself because her ears flattened and a frown is lining her lips.

"I- but- " Twilight began stuttering out unintelligible words after that was said until she groaned obviously from either frustration or annoyance.

"I can assume your name is Twilight?" I ask to which she nods her head but it was barely noticeable. ""Well, Twilight I can assume you can be a better pony than what your showing right now! Moon and I were just wondering where everyo- er... everypony was, plus I figured there was a huge party judging by all the lights a saw on last night and the one job that is morally against drinking would be a librarian." Twilight just cocked her head at an angle possibly confused as to where I got that logic from. Back at home the librarian of the local library refused to drink even though she would go to parties almost every night. "Now I would like to hear an apology to myself and to Moon."

"I'm sorry," Twilight said with a sigh. "I shouldn't have scared you, or overreacted." As she said all this I could tell that she wasn't being honest but if she said it, it must have taken quite the effort to do so. "May I ask a q-question of you?" Twilight's voice cracked possibly due to her realizing that it was really NightmareMoon right in front of her but instead of answering her straight out I nod and wait for her question.

Moon finally lets go of me and sits up straight but her eyes must find the ground very fascinating, for she hasn't looked up the whole time Twilight was apparently thinking about how to word her question. While I do consider myself a very patient perso- er.. pony, Twilight seems to be taking forever thinking about that question, or is she thinking about it at all?

"Twilight, are you stalling?" I asked her looking for any type of expression of shock immediately after asking. Twilight seemed to gulp as she glanced into the library then shook her head no. "Well then ask me the question you were thinking about all this time."

"Umm," Twilight began, "Why are you here with NightmareMoon? I mean she tried to take over Equestria and shroud it in eternal darkness!" Twilight was clearly trying to hold in some concealed anger towards Moon, whom I glanced at to find out she was staring at me with a questioning look as if to ask 'yeah why are you with me?'

"I'll start with why, and that is because she is my friend." What I said must have been infuriating to Twilight because she didn't seem too happy with a scowl on her face. "Plus she has been kind to me, far kinder than you have been so far. I'm being kind to her in return." The scowl turned into a look of disbelief when I told her Moon was kind but I ignored it and continued my explanation. "As for who, my name is Jayden or Jay for short," At this point, out of the corner of my eye I see the purple dragon motioning for Twilight's attention pointing at a scroll in his claw and mouthing words that I can make out but just barely, something around the lines of, 'It is ready, should I... Nail it?' Nail it? Maybe mail is what he said. "Twilight, I believe Spike is trying desperately to ask you something. Maybe you should answer him... Before I tell him to just come over here and talk to you because it looks flat out rediculas, what he's doing over there." Spike was trying so hard to get Twilight's attention that he was flailing around waving his arms around and jumping up and down.

Twilight got a blush on her face, either from guilt or embarrassment of her dragon dancing around like a loon where some pony could see plain as day. "Spike, you can send it!" At that the littl dragon gave a thumbs up then spits green flames swallowing the scroll and turning it to ash. I don't see how that is a way to send a message by burning it before it's mailed.

I feel Moon tap my shoulder and I looked up to her pointing over my head at something. Turning my head I was slammed into the ground by something very colorful. I was dazed for a bit before I look up into rose colored eyes a cyan face and a rainbow mane. I feel the pegasus' weight being lifted off of me. Pulling myself up off the ground and popping my neck with a groan, Moon is holding the rainbow maned pegasus in a dark purple shroud of what looks like to be her magic because her horn is lit up and she seems angry.

"Lay another hoof on him and I'll turn you into a turtle!" Moon said with force and anger. Her dragonic eye slits thinned I swear I saw lightning flash in it. I'm not going to lie, it frightened me a bit but I have to convince her to put her down. The rainbow maned pegasus was struggling with anger in her eyes while Twilight started yelling at Moon to put her down, more like threatening with colorful language. The noise only grew as three more ponies showed up and started yelling, two earth ponies and another unicorn. I looked around seeing some of the nearby residents looking out there windows and doors only to slam them shut and by the look barricade them.

Getting really annoyed by all this, it was my turn to shout. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Every single pony stopped what they were doing and stared at me, even Moon looked at me with a little shock. "Listen to yourselves! Are you ponies insane!" I switched my voice to gentle and looked to Moon, "My lady Moon, please put down the pegasus and come here by me." Moon complied with my wishes putting the rainbow pegasus down ungraciously with her falling flat on her ass. Then she walked over calmly and sat behind me. "Now what the hell did you think you five were," that's when I noticed a pegasus hiding behind the white unicorn. "Err, six where doing. Look, I don't know what is rammed up your pony asses this morning but isn't the best first impression. I mean, a 'hello' or a 'calm what's your business?' would be a thousand times better than this!" I let a burst of air out of my nose and shook my head at them. "Honestly this is the worst welcome I've ever gotten, and now you want to scare away somepony who has come to apologize? You six are just despicable." I glared at them as they looked at each other with shame clear on there faces, one of them, the pegasus with a long pink mane is whimpering with tears in her eyes.

Author's Note

going to end here for now why? maybe because i'm mad? Quite possibly... But there will be an entire rant next chapter!! how fun only, it isn't Jay who rants this time you'll just have to see who! Next time! Till then happy reading!