Zoidberg In Equestria

Late at night in the city of New New York, the Decapodian alien red crab known as Doctor John Zoidberg was sitting in his dumpster, crying like a bitch with his claws covering his face, because his friends were jerks, Humans were jerks and he was poor. Also he smelled of garbage and body odor.

"Why can't I live in Equestria?!" he screamed to the heavens. “If I did, then I could have friends."

That was until out of nowhere a magical portal opened up, which sucked Zoidberg and his dumpster inside, sending him into another universe.

In Rarity's Boutique, Rarity the young white sexy unicorn was busy sewing a slutty red dress for Pinkie Pie's new job as a prostitute, when suddenly a dumpster came crashing through the ceiling spilling garbage everywhere.

Zoidberg climbed out from his dumpster to see a sexy unicorn covered in garbage and trashcan juice looking at him with bedroom eyes.

It was love at first sight.

"Oh, I always had an alien crab fetish!" squealed Rarity in delight.

Zoidberg's head fin went up as he tore his pants off, Rarity gasped in joy when Zoidberg revealed his massive penis.

Rairty moaned sexfully as Zoidberg cock slapped her across the face with his fearsome gonad. Rarity dived on Zoidberg to kiss him, knocking him over. They rolled along the floor covering themselves with garbage and kissed one another. Zoidberg's tentacles flapped all over her face while they kissed, he also made whooping sounds as his penis fired semen like a machine gun all over the room, staining all the walls with his love cream.

"If I die, Rarity gets to make a lovely lobster bisque out of my corpse." he thought.

Rarity then sucked his dick to drink his semen, that tasted of garbage and tartar sauce.

Zoidberg was truly happy, for he got to bang a sexy unicorn.

Darkness took over the sky of Ponyville as hundreds of giant evil mechanical cuttlefish known as the Reapers, descended down from the sky, whom fired thick red laser beams, which blew up buildings and vaporized innocent panicking Ponies.

"This looks like a job for Zoidberg!" he said while standing up as Rarity sucked his cock.

And then Zoidberg became Super Zoidberg, he flew into the air using magic and fired thick blue particle beams from his eyes blowing up all the Reapers.

Zoidberg flew back down into Rarity’s house, and then they started fucking again. Zoidberg sprayed her body with black ink from his armpits, which earned him a loud sexy moan from Rariy.

Rarity turned to show Zoidberg her beautiful butt, Zoidberg stuffed his massive cock into her butthole. And to make things even better, the robit Bender had arrived by teleporting, to join in on the Pony fucking.

Bender stuffed his massive steel cock into Rarity's mouth. Within seconds he came hot chocolate salty sauce into her mouth, but as a Robot he never went soft.

Rarity was enjoying herself, a Robot was feeding her chocolate sauce from his vibrating dick into her mouth and a big sexy crab was fucking her butthole.

And then Zapp Brannigan walked inside butt naked to fuck the unicorn with his massive mighty penis, which he calls The Zapper.

Rarity slapped away Zoidberg's and Bender's unimpressive penises, then approached the most sexiest Human in the entire multiverse with the best penis.

"No one can resist the Zapper." he said with a nasty grin.

And thus Rarity began to give Zapp Brannigan a blow job leaving Bender and Zoidberg looking jealous with their arms crossed and eyes narrowed angrily.

Horrible music began to play as an army of evil Justin Biebers made its way towards Ponyville singing that Baby song of his.

"Zoidberg it's up to you to defeat the Justin Biebers, I'm too busy fucking Rarity." shouted Zapp Brannigan as he fucked Rarity's butthole.

Zoidberg saluted, then flew off into the sky towards the Justin Bieber horde, he fired red laser beams from his eyes to vaporize the Justin Biebers.

Meanwhile Bender was busy fucking sexy Twilight Sparkle up the butthole in the library, Berry Punch while drunk was on his back sucking his erected antenna on the top of his head.

"Woooo yeah, baby! Bender loves fucking all the sexy Ponies!" he shouted in joy.

Zoidberg was now finished killing all the evil Justin Biebers. And then Princess Celestia flew down from the sky, trotted towards Zoidberg and sucked on his penis.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted Zoidberg.

Zoidberg clicked his claws excitedly as the alicorn goddess of the sun sucked on his mighty penis.

They both had lied down on the ground, and then Zoidberg fucked her backside in a more than a just friends spooning fashion.

"Hooray, Zoidberg get's to fuck the sexy princess and live happily ever after in the wonderful land of Equestria!" he shouted.

"Yay!" Celestia simply said.

And so it was, Zoidberg got to fuck all the sexy mares.

"… and that's what I saw happen when I visited another parallel universe of our own." finished Pinkie Pie telling the story.

They were downstairs in Rarity's Boutique, Rarity was shaken and sickened by the story Pinkie Pie had just told her.

"But... but.. but why would I have sex with a crab?"

"Because in that universe you had an alien crab fetish."

"Why?!"

"How am I supposed to know? Anyway, Rarity I have to go. See you later."

With that Pinkie Pie walked out the front door humming happily.

Just then the doorbell rang, when Rarity answered the door she gasped in horror when she saw Zoidberg with a big grin on his face.

With flaming fury in her eyes Rarity fired laser beams from her horn at Zoidberg, who ran away whooping in terror.

"I just wanted to have sex with you!" he shouted.

"Aahahahah, I'll kill you, you smelly crab!" she screamed.