Thoughts of a pink pony

by Plymouth Superbird

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1070

Pinkie pie after one of her big partys layes in her bead and thinks out loud to her humand friend joe.

One night after one of the biggest party's she ever true, she starts falling into a depress state and calls up her human friend Joe so they could talk.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-09 03:40:03 UTC

Thoughts

"Grate party, thanks for inviting me." said Twilight the first on to walk out the on that coold night.

"Yea man, it was great!" said rainbow dash as she flew out into the darkness.

"Simply fabulous, darling" said rarity as she put her scarf on and walked out the door.

"It was fun pinkie but I haft to get back to the farm, goodnight," said Apple jack as she hitched up her cart and left.

"By!" said pinkie as she closed the door behind them all. As Pinkie walked to her bead her smile started to weary away as her head dropped and she started to cry for no apparent reason. When she finally got in her room she laid on her bead and called her human friend Joe to come over to talk.

"check you later man," Joe said as he watched his friend walk out the door. Joe was the only human in Equestria and he had been living their for a good year now and he liked it. He still has no clue how he got their, but at least he knows theirs no way home but the people at home where dicks to him so its ok. He was happy their to he had bought he's first house and was able to get a good job in Canterlot. Also he had a lot of good friends like Pinkie pie Fluttershy and the rest of the main 6. But the thing that made his life in Equestria awesome he had the power to make anything from the human world spawn in front of him.

RING....... RING

"Hello this is Joe how may I help you?"

"Hi Joe, its Pinkie can you come over?"

"Alright, see you their." said Joe as he jumped in his 1959 Cadillac Eldorado. When Joe finally  got to pinkies apartment on top of  Sugar Cube Corner he opened the door and he saw he on the verge of crying so he scoped her up in his arms and tried to calm her down. He started to stroke her main and pat her back until she stopped crying, he then cared her to her room put her down on her bead while he brought up a chair.

"Reddy to talk now," Joe said to start the conversation.

"Shure, but first can you lay beside me?"

"I guess," said Joe as he laid down on the bead beside her.

"Joe," Pinkie started to whimper "you like me right, like as a friend?"

"Hell yea, if it wasn't for you theirs a good chance that I might have wondered into the Every Free Forest and died so you sort of saved my life!" Pinkie blushed to that and snuggled closer to him.

"Also Joe, am I your best friend?" said a sad Pinkie looking down.

"Darn right you are, did you rely haft to ask that?" Joe said while patting her head while she started to smile.

"If you could would you go back to earth?"

"Even if I could I would still stay hear, I would hate to go back to earth after the way it treaded me."

Pinkie was astonished by that fact and asked him "What did your world do to you, for you to hate is so much?"

"Pinkie if its all the same with you, I don't like to talk....."

"I understand," Pinkie said "Do you think my parities are fun?".

Joe just started to laugh at this question but when he looked up at Pinkie he stopped. Her main was now straight and it looked like she was fighting back the tears. Joe was tacking back by this he never saw her like that before and thought what have I done? Pinkie started to sit up on her bead as Joe came to her face level and said "yes they are, they are the best parities I've been to," he said while he gave her a hug. At this moment pinkie started to cay hysterical into Joe chest, he did the same thing he did last time, stroke her now flat main and pat her back.

"Joe?" asked pinkie still with a frown on her face, "do you thing am fat?"

"What, no your not fat, you may not as skink as Fluttershy but you at that right percentage of fat it makes you, you," said Joe as he pated her stomach.

"Joe... do... you... think am cute?" asked pinkie looking straight into Joes eyes.

"Pinkie I don't know if I feel if I should answer questions like that," Joe said, "because in my world people can get picky and it can destroy are friendship."

"No it wont Joe," Pinkie said as she hugged him and started crying agene.

"Ok, well pinkie you in my mind your on the top five list, does that make you feel beater.

"Ok, where am I on that list," pinkie said.

"Boy you are relentless Pinkie," Joe said, "but if you must know your third on my cute list"

Pinkie just smiled at this and nudge closer and closer to Joe. Joe saw this and put his arm around her while she keep on moving. Finally after a couple of minutes of just sitting there Pinkie broke the silence with another question.

"Joe I've got one moor question," she said .

"Then what shale it be?" Joe asked

"Can you stay with me tonight?"

Joe was tucking back, I mean way back he had never thought of this before and in a sense he was scared.

"Pinkie are you asking for a sleep over of something different?" Joe asked.

"Number 2," she said with a big grin.

How does that even work Joe thought to him self, but he couldn't say no because it would brake her hart and to make it worse he had work the next day. Joe must have been thinking for a long time but he finally came up with an idea.

"You know what pinkie, if this makes you happy I guess we could this, but only this one time!"

"Yea" Pinkie squealed "now take you............."

"Hold up Pinkie not Hear I have to work tomorrow. But if you still want to do this, we can drive  to my house and proceed there?"

Like a bolt of lighting she flue out the door right into the passenger seat of his Cadillac Eldorado, hear we go he thought to him self.