Shippings

by Butchershy-Pinkamena

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 1251

This is one big hoopla of shippings that you can interact with (mmmmmmm). Just write down what shipping you want me to write, and if you want it to be super sexy, sex,sex,sex,sex, or gore.

What am I Fucking Doing With My Life?!?!? Who Am I Fucking? I don't know….but he's god damn sexy!

FUCKING READ THIS!!!! ALLOFIT!!!!

this will include—–
Mane 6
CMC
Villans
Wonderboltz
Princesses
OC's (describe them plz)
Background Characters
Pets
Side Characters
School Kids
AND MOAR!!!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-12 18:43:07 UTC

Cupcakes-The Shipping

It was a cool morning and the sky was cloudless. Rainbow Dash wanted to actually clear the sky tonight so she and Pinkie Pie can enjoy the beautiful sunset Princess Celestia will make. It will be their first date after all. They would have a picnic and then some time bucking in the barn. That's Rainbows favorite part of a relationship. The movements gave her chills. She loved Pinkie more than chocolate, more than herself, even more than her dream of being a Wonderbolt. After all, if she joined, she would have to leave her. She couldn't imagine one day without Pinkie.

It was almost 6:55, Pinkie should be there.

"Where are you Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash said as she set up the picnic blanket. As if she heard her, Pinkie came around the hill.

"I came!!" She yelled, carrying the basket with all the goodies. Rainbow's eyes widened as she came closer. Her mane more puffy than ever.

You could smell her cotton candy mane from 5 feet. Pinkie hugged Dashie and started setting up the food. The table was soon covered in sugary treats. This is the only thing Pinkie can make. There was no pickles or fruit or even a sammich. Instead there was cake,ice cream,fritters,muffins, and yes, cupcakes. Her cupcakes are the best in all of Equestria.

Rainbow was looking back at the time. 7:19. When she looked back at Pinkie, all she saw was her flank. Her wings shot up like a rocket. Filled with marijuana. And porn. And Pinkie Pie plushies with socks  and posters of her naked and trading cards of individual shots of her ass.

They were very valuable.

"Dashie, are you ok?" Pinkie waved her hoof in front of Dash's face.

"Nyaaanaaaaaa" Rainbow was practically drooling to the ground. Snapping back into reality (sadly), Rainbow looked at Pinkie, then back at the sun. It was setting.

"Pinkie, look!" Dashie said, pointing to the sun.

"Oooohhhh, how romantic! BTW, thanks for clearing the skies for our first date! Now, let's eat by the sunset!"

Pinkie and Dashie both started eating the sugary pastries spread out on the picnic rug. After eating all the junk food, They cuddled as the sun was about to disappear behing the hills. They cuddled next to each other. It was adowable. Rainbow wrapped her hoof around Pinkie as she hugged it.

The sun set.

Rainbow got a feeling in her gut that she needed to let out. In fun time. Pinkie sat upright and looked at Dash.

"Dashie..." Pinkie said, blushing. "Do you know what we're going to do now?..."

'Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex' Dashie thought, bitting her lip. "Let's go in the barn"

"No, Dashie, it smells like cider, beer, and the after-smell of farmer sluts, meaning Applejack." Pinkie said, grabbing Rainbows hoof, " lets go to my place and have 20% more fun."

Rainbow Dash loved it when she used one of her lines.

Rainbow grabbed Pinkie from under her arms and flew high into the clouds. Pinkie could feel the clouds as they passed her face. The air was warm with a cool breeze, making it easier to fly for Dash. As they lowered to the ground, the fireflies started to glow. It looked like those lites you put on your deck. But, ponies don't have decks. They have gazeboes. So fireflies work just as well. Back to Rainbow and Pinkie, they  reached Sugar Cube Corner. To not disturb the Cakes and the Baby Cakes, they opened the window to Pinkie's bedroom.

Rainbow set Pinkie on the ground "Hold on Dashie," she said, "I gotta get cleaned up. I'm all sweaty from being outside all day." Pinkie said as she went into the bathroom.

When she got out 10 minutes later, she saw Dashie laying on the bed, in that " Draw Me Like One Of Your French Grlz" pose.

"Come on Pinkie." Rainbow said, petting the bed like it's a dog. Did Pinkie hold back?

NO! OF COURSE NOT! YOU CRAZY MAN!

SEX IN NEXT PARAGRAPH!!! YOU CAN SKIP IF YOU LIKE!!! but i know you won't...SO LETS CONTINUE!!!

"Oh Dashie....ohhh.."

"Shh...Pinki-.."

Dash had Pinkie right where she wanted her. Under her in the finest cloud bed ever. Pinkie wanted this just as much. The feel of Dash's tongue going down her chest. Soon, she went in deeper, till she was at her cutie mark. Making little circles around it, Pinkie couldn't keep in her pleasurable cries of delight. Slowly, Rainbow went to her slit. It tasted like the sweet candy she'd had been expecting. She gained speed, as Pinkie was about to pass out from all the pleasure. Rainbow stopped and moved up to Pinkies muzzle. They both were breathing hard, as Dash leaned in. Their mouths touched and soon was lost inside each other, their tongues having a slow dance together. Rainbows hoof going across Pinkies cheek, then down her side, to her flank. Ponies can't grab each other, so they just rub in circles.

"Wait.....d-..Dashie..." Pinkie tried to sputter. Though their lips couldn't keep a part.

"What is it? Am I doing something wrong?" Dash said, getting up in concern. She didn't want to ruin this beautiful relationship with Pinkie. This was her dream, after all.

Pinkie got up and walked to the stairs leading to the kitchen."I'll be right back, with a surprise! It'll be fun!" She said, walking down the stairs. Rainbow wondered what it could be. A new filly? Would she be a daddy? No. Two girls can't have a child, can they? Well, they are multi-colored ponies in an alternant universe in which humans or any logic at all even exists. Is this real? Are we just a fraud that people see on the lovable show? And if you look on the other side of the screen, in their eyes, they are crying for help and are in pain and agony?

Made you think didn't I? You hate me? You bitch...don't make me slap you.

It could be a dildo.......Rainbow didn't know. Pinkie came back up the stairs, holding something under a tiny towel. She went up to Dashie, lips about to touch, till she took the towel off...

"A CUPCAKE!!!!" Pinkie Pie said, holding one out.