The Hunt for the Crystal Staff

by DarkFang116

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Romance, Adventure, Tragedy, Random
Length: 11563

the mane six return to the crystal empire once more,but an ancient beast from long ago is searching for an artifact that could freeze anything in crystal. So what does the gang do? They go on another adventure to save not equestria, but the world.

An old friend of Twilight's, named Weird Weather, comes by brining with him some terrific fun. Now it's a hunt to find an ancient weapon that is said to turn anything into Crystal, this weapon is the Crystal Staff, also including old foes *cough* Sombra *cough* and a new or old draconiquus that has a bone to pick with Weird Weather along with a dangerous wolf-porcupine beast named Di-Al. But wait, there's more. Weird Weather has a condition called multiple personality disorder, one personality is also on the bad guy list. Now who will win? Who will die? Will I ever shut up and make the story, who knows?

FIND OUT ON:

THE HUNT FOR THE CRYSTAL STAFF!!!!

Published 2013-10-18 04:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-04 23:38:39 UTC

Chapter 3: The meeting

Twilight went to retrieve her friends as Weird Weather was watching and caring for Scootaloo. Spike was watching over the library as usual. Scootaloo just met Weird Weather and had already trusted him.

"So kiddo, why were you out there all alone and where are your parents?" Weird Weather asked. Scootaloo didn't answer, but instead snuggle closer to him. He tried to remember if he had seen this filly before, but got nothing.

Not too long after that moment Twilight and her friends came inside the library. "Ok girls, that cloud that came and gone by showed a figure that I thought we destroyed. The figure looked looked like king Sombra." Twilight earned a collective of gasps when she told the news, "Now we gotta head for the crystal empi-" Twilight had forgotten all about Weird Weather and Scootaloo.

"So, you gonna tell me what's going on or Do we have to play charades like old times?" Weird Weather asked with a hunt of tease in his voice.

"Uhhhh, girls, this is my old friend Weird Weather, we found Scootaloo under newspapers outside during the storm and I was wondering if you've seen her parents anywhere?" asked Twilight.

"Looks like you already did." said Rainbow Dash pointing at Scootaloo who was clinging to Weird Weather.

"Hey you can just call me Weather if you gals like. And I am not her dad,I would have remembered something like that." Weird Weather was explaining, "So I guess we still gotta find this cutie patooties parents." Scootaloo started to blush.

"Ok, can you handle yourself, Scootaloo, and if he needs it, Spike?" asked Twilight.

"Of course I can, I lived with you, didn't I?" Joked Weather.

"Oh haha, very funny you. Now i'm gonna bring owlicious with us so we can Send letters to Celestia. And no Spike you are NOT going because it is dangerous." told Twilight.

upstairs watching, a serpent-like beast was listening in. "So you are staying then "Weird Weather" fake name." said the figure.

------THE NEXT MORNING------

Author's Note

Sorry for the short stories, i'm using my phone. Go third chapter. The black figure is chuck Norris just to let you know (chuckles slyly).

Chapter 4: The most deadliest encounter

Like I said in the last chapter ...

------THE NEXT MORNING------

Twilight had finished packing her things while double checking everything. Meanwhile Weird Weather and his new friend were playing hide and seek.

"Ok, ready or not, here comes THE THUNDER." screamed an enthusiastic Weird Weather. Apparently, Scootaloo had hidden in Twilight's bag for a little while.

After Twilight had triple checked it, she took off with her bird, Owlicious, to the train station. Scootaloo was wondering why she was moving, maybe he was messing with her. Weird Weather had finished checking the library and went to search for Scootaloo.

Scoots had been waiting for Weird Weather to stop moving her, so she fell asleep. Meanwhile, Weird Weather was searching all over Ponyville. He thought that maybe one of the other ponies who live here might have seen her.

------AT THE TRAIN STATION------

Twilight and her friend had just entered the train with a little sleeping hitchhiker to the Crystal Empire. Twilight and her friends sat at the back to wave to all of their friends. Weird Weather had just gotten at the train station, tired and drained.

"Hey, had anypony seen Sco-" Weird Weather then spotted Scootaloo just waking up ... AND ON THE TRAIN.

Weird Weather went to get Scoots, until the train started moving. "Wait, Scootaloo is on that train, stop." yelled Weird Weather, but it was no use, the train had already left the station, so Weird Weather did the most stupidest thing ever .... he flew towards the back entrance.

When the gang checked if Scoots was on board, Twilight checked her back and out came the little pegasus.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SCOOTALOO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN PONYVILLE?" asked a furious Twilight.

"Well me and Weird Weather were playing hide and seek and I saw your bags so I went to hide in them.

Just as Twilight was about to scold Scootaloo, Weird Weather came in the cart, gasping for breathe.

"*gasp* Wait *gasp* I need *gasp* to get *gasp*," then Weird Weather passed out on Applejack, who felt a little embarrassed that he was on her like this, on the ground.

------IN WEIRD WEATHER'S DREAM------

Weird Weather was in the forest, searching for the last page, until he saw slendy puppy guarding it.

"Well looks like i'm too pro for you slendy man." mocked Weird Weather, who wore a pink mustache for some reason.

When Weird Weather had gotten the last page slendy vanished ... but somepony was clapping.

"Well done Dark Fang, well done." said the same figure from chapter 3.

"Who are you and why did you call me "Dark Fang"?" asked Weird Weather.

"I'm sorry, i'm Dr. Torture, an old draconiquus." answered the dark figure. When he shown himself, he had all of the different animal parts, a bear paw as his right arm, a pterodactyl claw as his left arm, a raptor foot as his right leg, a dragon foot as his left foot, a scorpion tail, complete with a timber wolf head that looks just like Discord's face, all with a monocle on his right eye.

"Second, I accidentally caused you to Get amnesia. I, as is said in my name, torture ponies for fun, I created the rainbow factory, if you know what it is, I killed millions upon millions of ponies every year, I am the nightmares that everyponies dream of, I am also your demise." explained Dr. Torture.," So goodbye."

Just then Weird Weather had been woken up by Scootaloo while Dr. Torture was silo in the dream scape. All Dr. Torture was thinking was why and how.

Author's Note

YAY, go for forth chapter. EVERYPONY DO THE "I FINALLY FINISHED MY FOURTH CHAPTER" DANCE. So I tricked you into thinking the figure was Chuck Norris, but he is really Dr. Torture, an oc of mine.

Chapter 6: Tartarus

"Well, well, well, look who spilled the beans." Dr. Torture said," Well I gotta go get your opponent who wants the same thing as you." With those last words he vanished off the train cart.

------IN TARTARUS------

In the darkest corner of Tartarus stood a crystal statue, one that had been placed by Celestia herself. Dr. Torture had arrived right in front of it, looking at the figure. The figure was a werewolf porcupine beast that stood straight-ish.

Dr. Torture used his magic and broke the creature's crystal prison. The beast stayed standing, but he was still in a daze, only remembering his last fight, almost killing the two princesses. He also remembered a unicorn as black as night with a red horn and indigo mist eyes. The creature roared like it never had before.

"So Di-Al, how was your sleep, huh?" asked the draconiquus.

"How did you know my name? Where am I? Who are you?" asked Di-Al.

"I am Dr. Torture, I have seen your fight a long time ago, you are in Tartarus, the most deadliest place on the earth." answered Dr. Torture,"and you, my good friend, are gonna get me that good old staff that froze you here in the first place."

"Ok, but on four conditions. 1: I don't work for you. 2: I get to use the staff for MY plan. 3: Don't betray me." informed Di-Al.

"And the fourth?" asked Dr. Torture.

"I get to kill any creature that gets in my way." answered Di-Al.

"Almost any creature. Leave a dark green skinned, blue maned pegasus by the name of Weird Weather ... he's mine." explained Dr. Torture.

"Then it's a deal." the two villains had Shaken hands as a new alliance was formed.

"So ... how do we get out of here?" asked Di-Al.

"With magic, of course." soon they left Tartarus and were at the mountains near the Crystal Empire.

"So what kind of artifact are you looking for again?" asked Di-Al.

"We are looking for the Crystal Staff, the most powerful staff in Equestria." answered Dr. Torture,"NOW GO AND FIND THAT STAFF!" instructed Dr. Torture. Di-Al obeyed and ran off towards the Crystal Kingdom with a deadly look on his face.

Author's Note

I finally added Di-Al and an actual picture. So i'm gonna make a story about Di-Al's past after I finish this story, it involves the Tremors series, if you know what Tremors is. Tremors is a movie, or four movies, about a gigantic prehistoric worm that only hears things, they cannot see and they are always to almost always underground, that evolve into these heat-seeking beasts that only see heat and have a dinosaur-like outline and they multiply when they eat too much food then those evolve into flying ones that are more birdlike and they have a special chemical system at their butts that when those chemicals meet they burst in a fiery explosion that launches them in the air and these beasts carry the eggs that turn into the worms and then it becomes a cycle. Well there is also a series about the third movie and you can find them on YouTube.

Chapter 7: Cutie Mark Crusaders UNITE!!!

Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were at the tree house, forming a plan to get Scootaloo back. Dr. Torture was watching them after unleashing Di-Al onto Equestria to search for that staff.

"So how are we gonna save Scoots? I say we just get on the next train, it's safer that way instead of entering the everfree forest and embarking on a deadly journey." suggested Sweetie Belle.

"Well what if it takes too long, what if somethin' happened and everypony needs us?" countered Applebloom.

"Do you wanna live for that or be dead or caught by something while that goes on, at least we could do something there." added Sweetie Belle.

"It Would be more safer and faster if you just used magic." added a dark figure.

"YEAH." yelled the duo.

"Wait, who said that?" asked Applebloom.

"Why I did." answered the figure, who turned out to be Discord, the only accounted draconiquus and spirit of chaos and disharmony.

"Wow Discord, that is an awesome plan, can you teleport us to the train that Scootaloo is in?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"Why of course my little pony, here goes." Discord teleported the duo on top of ... a werewolf.

"ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR, get off of me and how are you not poisoned or paralyzed?" asked Di-Al. Soon enough the girls were paralyzed and he had some on-the-rode snacks.

Discord was laughing maniacally as he took some water and splashed it all over him, removing paint to reveal Dr. Torture,"Now the hunt is on and we also have hostages."

Dr. Torture teleported to where Di-Al was and told him the new adjustments to the plan, and Di-Al was pleased at this news.

"Soon I will have my revenge and no creature will ever face me again, and I will finished what I started all those years ago." screamed Di-Al.

Author's Note

Please comment sirs and madams

Chapter 9: To The Crystal Empire

Dr. Torture was all that Weird Weather could think about. 'The only Draconiquus anypony knows is Discord, but maybe Dr. Torture was so evil that Princess Celestia had to keep it a secret, trying to stop him. Maybe that's why Celestia wanted to reform Discord so he can stop Dr. Torture,' Weird Weather thought, 'besides, he called me Dark Fang and claims to have given me amnesia. Why is he so deadly, no evil villain ever killed, only stolen the things that they wanted or go straight to ruling Equestria, he just kills and kills and kills and tortures ponies all day long. Maybe he is the one who caused that rainstorm, maybe he is the one that made me an orphan, or maybe ... he IS my father. HA HA HA HA, what am I thinking, he is an evil Draconiquus and i'm just a pony, how could that be?'

'Well maybe I want what you will soon want, a staff that holds great powers.' said Dr. Torture.

'Yeah or mayb- HOW ARE YOU IN MY THOUGHTS?' asked Weird Weather.

'I can enter any dream, nightmare, thought, and body alike, ha ha ha ha. Besides, aren't we already at the station?' Dr. Torture had distracted Weird Weather and left his mind and thoughts.

Weird Weather had gotten out of his thought trance when Rainbow Dash had punched him.

"OWWWWWWW, why would you DO that?" asked Weird Weather.

"Well I was trying to break you out of your trance, thank you very much." responded Rainbow Dash.

"Well thank you, but next time yell in my ears ok." thanked Weird Weather.

"We did, we did everything EXCEPT brute force so I punched you in the face and it worked." answered Rainbow Dash.

Weird Weather looked around the cart and had met worried faces, even from some strangers. Weird Weather had been so deep in thought that he forgot that he was on a train. There was something strange though, they had to use brute force to get him out of his thoughts, that was weird even for weird Weather, no wonder they were so worried.

"I'm sorry for making you guys worried, it's that sometimes I get so deep in thought that I get in a thought trance. It was just a stupid thought anyway." apologized Weird Weather.

"Yeah, a stupid thought that was making you stay in a trance for 17 hours my flank now what was the thought, was it about your childhood or something?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"No, it was ... *sighs* when I was knocked out on the surprisingly comfy floor, I had a dream about beating the Slenderman and it turned into a weird nightmare after I beat him, he vanished and a new creature came out, he called himself Dr. Torture. He was a Draconiquus, like Discord, but had different animal parts, he even wore a monocle. Uh, that British fiend. He even came into my thoughts, it was so weird. He said that he wants what we will soon want." after he explained his dream and what happened in his thoughts everypony was scared, especially the foals that were there.

"Why didn't you tell us about the dream sooner, now we have a new enemy that wants to rule all of Equestria." scolded Twilight.

"Well he doesn't wanna rule it per say, he said he has killed millions upon millions of ponies and he loves to also Torture oth-" Weird Weather had forgotten that there were foals on the train and they were scared after he said the word 'kill'.

Now everypony was panicking, the torture of it all and a certain Draconiquus was watching the show, laughing it up, feasting on the torture that ensued.

"Oh how I love the taste of random torture, it has a cotton candy taste to it, and it's only 8:00 in the morning ha ha ha." said Dr. Torture.

Well everypony ran out of the train except the mane 6 and Scootaloo who were scolding Weird Weather for freaking out everypony on the train. Weird Weather spotted Dr. Torture for the last time before the Draconiquus teleported out of there, laughing. Then Twilight was tackled in a hug and was nugied on the head by her own brother Shining Armor.

"Well well well, look who we have here, wassup sis." said Shining Armor.

"Well we have more than one news now, but one of them concerns Sombra so we gotta talk in private." explained Twilight.

"Well the sky is up, the clouds, some birds, some pegasi, some griffins, maybe insects, and the universe, that is what"s up." listed Weird Weather in a serious yet sarcastic tone.

"Well I haven't seen you in a while Weird Weather, how are you?" asked Shining Armor.

"Uh well I told Twilight this already so here goes ... I have been an orphan all my life and I still am, even when I first met you guys. *whispers* and I also have taken a fancy to your sister ever since we met so don't tell her ok." explained Weird Weather.

Shining was surprised by this, both that he was an orphan and that somepony finally taken a fancy to his little sister. 'Finally' he thought, knowing that she might find love like he did, and he even knew him.

"Ok then, lets go to the castle and talk there." said Shining Armor.

------AT THE CASTLE------

"How did we not get sued for that cloud that I accidentally made, it zapped that nag like a hundred times. It was hilarious though." wondered a beaten up Weird Weather, who was followed by a group of angered ponies.

"You're lucky that we came in to save your sorry flank, you would have been banned to the mountains." grumbled Shining Armor.

"Well I did say before-hand that weather can change with my mood even without me knowing so you knew it and didn't take heed of it, that was your fault. You just witnessed why my name is Weird Weather. So when do I get to tell you of my special past?" said Weird Weather annoyingly.

"Well now you can talk about your past if you waited on telling it when you got to the castle." answered Cadence, Shining Armor's wife, who was an alicorn.

"Ok then," and then Weird Weather started his tale of his past. He had finished his explanation with,"and that's how Equestria was born."

That last sentence earned a couple of 'WHAT' from almost everypony except Pinkie Pie, who high hoofed Weird Weather for an awesome joke that was so clever and never used before (you can't prove anything).

"I'm just joking on that last part, but everything else is true and now he wants what we will soon want." admitted Weird Weather. Just then, a loud 'ROAR' was heard from outside, and a couple of screams. Outside a huge beast was terrorizing the Crystal ponies, he was carrying two fillies on his back, one yellow skinned and red maned with a huge red bow and one white skinned and light purple maned.

"Oh no, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle!" exclaimed Scootaloo.

Author's Note

I finally did a longer chapter, YAY I DID IT!!!

Chapter 10: A Little Friend Reunion of Pain

"WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT? WHO THE BUCK IS THAT? WHY AM I BUCKING YELLING" panicked Weird Weather.

Di-Al looked up in annoyance at the pony yelling and couldn't believe what he was seeing, he saw his old back-stabbing friend Dark Fang.

"Well, well, well, look who we have here, wassup Dark Fang, long time no see buddy." said Di-Al.

"FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS NOT DARK FANG!!!!" screamed Weird Weather. It was so loud that even I heard it and i'm from our world, which should be impossible.

"Yes you are, you look just like him, have the impossibly huge temper, and you even have your daughter right there near you." explained Di-Al, "Now if you'll excuse me, I got a staff to find, you know, the one that you used to TURN ME TO A CRYSTAL STATUE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!!!!! You know, I'm surprised that you're still alive, it was, like, a thousand years ago."

Weird Weather couldn't believe this, this beast probably mistaken him for his old great grandfather or something. He didn't even know who his daughter was considering he never dated or married.

"Wait ... you seriously don't remember, you stole the staff and used it on me to test if it worked and left me there so I could be sent in Tartarus and I've been plotting my revenge ever since." explained Di-Al, now sharpening his claws for the kill.

"I think you are mistaking me with my great grandfather or something because I remember growing up all alone in the darkness of the cold night trying to find my parents. why are we just talking here instead of us running?" asked a confused Weird Weather.

"I don't know, but now you are just an easy kill." Di-Al pounced, so close in killing him until he was shocked with pain. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT'S ... GOING ... ON?" yelled Di-Al.

"I told you to NOT kill Weird Weather, he is mine. Besides aren't you supposed to be searching for, oh I don't know, THE STAFF!? Now go find it or else you will feel more worse than what you had just witnessed." roared Dr. Torture,"Now Weird Weather ... you look more UGLY than before now that I can actually see you in the light, is it natural or do you use a special product that makes it so. Anyways, I bid you good-bye."

Dr. Torture vanished out of thing air as Di-Al was digging around for the staff. Scootaloo didn't want to see her friends stuck on a wolf's back so she did what she had to do ... she simply jumped on the wolf's face, gripping it. Di-Al was furious and was throbbing his head around like a mad dog and was getting ticked off so he used his awesome spike power, which is just to poke her with his poisonous spikes, half was dabbed with some death poison and the other half was dabbed with paralysis poison. Luckily for Scoots, he stabbed her with the paralysis poison. Now Weird Weather was more than ticked off, he was down right furious and had a sudden urge to ... kill.

"Now you have bucked up. Now you have bucked up." Weird Weather said with anger. Suddenly his mane and skin colors were darker and more, oh how do I put this, deadly and somehow bloody (only a little).

Di-Al chuckled as his old ally was turning to his old self, now he can beat him up and say that he was defending himself. Di-Al suddenly went super fast, so fast that you couldn't even see him ... except Weird Weather who can see him perfectly fine.

Weird Weather dodged the attacks and jumped in the air, something forming in his mouth. He came down and sliced Di-Al's arm away from its host.

"AHHHHH. ROOOOAAAARRRR." roared Di-Al. Di-Al's arm was regenerating, but really slowly and bleeding. Hovering over him was Weird Weather with a huge fang that acted like a sword, filled with darkness and shadows (hence "Dark Fang").

Di-Al shot a whole lot of spikes at Weird Weather before hiding in the darkness, trying to use the element of surprise.

"You think darkness is your ally, well, I WAS BORN IN IT!!!" roared Dark Fang, stabbing Di-Al close to his heart.

Di-Al was scared, for the first time ever he was scared, Dark Fang's quickness and fang power was unbeatable. When all was lost for the beast, a filly, or three, stood in between them both, trying to stop the slaughter.

"DAD, YOU CAN'T KILL HIM, THAT IS WRONG." scolded Scootaloo.

"Yeah and Mr.Wolf, please be nicer and NOT destroy everything in your path, or else our friends dad will get you, even if we try to stop him because did you SEE his fighting powers and that huge saber tooth." scolded Sweetie Belle and Applebloom.

The fang was slowly turning back to normal and so was his skin, he felt so guilty now, Weird Weather was returning. As for Di-Al, he was teleported to a ticked off Draconiquus, who had Di-Al strapped on a table, a knife in his bear paw.

"Let me show you why no one defy's me because you are the only idiot who had ever ignored an order." Dr. Torture was skinning Di-Al alive, not fully but enough to leave a message and an understanding.

------AT THE EMPIRE-------

"Woah, what happened?" asked Weird Weather.

"You don't remember dad." asked Scoots.

"Dad? I'm sorry, but I never even had a girlfriend so I'm sorry to say but I'm not your dad." explained Weird Weather. That left everypony dumbfounded, he fought for her and he doesn't even remember.

"Maybe you don't remember because you weren't Weird Weather for that moment, maybe you were Dark Fang for that fight, like a personality disorder, you have more than one personality ... like Mike." explained Twilight (p.s. Mike is from "Total Drama: All-Stars").

"Personality disorder, huh, well then, lets get something to eat Scoots and celebrate, hey maybe today is your birthday." sweet talked Weird Weather.

"YAY!!! Wait, what about the destruction that wolf made, all of the eateries could be destroyed." explained Scoots.

"Nope, he didn't really destroy anything except the ground and a couple of lamp posts." answered Applebloom.

"Well then it's settled, lets go eat." Weird Weather said. That got a lot of "ok" and "yeah sure". Everypony went to eat at any bakery that was near.

Because I feel that you need some torture, there was a figure watching Weird Weather, wanting a cold-hearted revenge. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA more suspense.

Author's Note

I can't believe it, chapter 10 and in four to five days, wow. I want to thank you all who have commented and liked my story.

Chapter 11: Personal Day

------IN PONYVILLE-----

"So as I said before, you have a personality disorder, actually having 4 personalities, one is you, one is Dark Fang, another is Clyde, and the last is ... a gymnastic mare named Heidi." explained Twilight.

"So why is my fourth one a mare or do I act like a mare?" asked Weird Weather."

"I don't know, it's your personality." answered Twilight.

Weird Weather was having a hard time absorbing all the information. Just then Twilight's machine printed out more info.

"Scratch what I said earlier, you have 5 personalities, a grumpy old stallion by the name of Jack." told Twilight.

"So I have multiple personalities, one is deadly, one is old, one acts like a mare, and the other unknown, got it now take me to the insane asylum so I can never hurt anyone again ... Except if it's that wolf thing then we can sick Dark Fang on his sorry flank." said Weird Weather.

"Uhhh one we don't have an insane asylum and two we can help you control it." said Twilight.

"Ehhh can you shut it down for a moment Missy, I have to go get those young yipper snappers to STAY OFF MY LAWN." yelled Jack," Also you should go to a salon, I can actually see your freckles and is that a pimple I see? Man you look ugly,I mean if you were to enter an ugly contest they would say 'sorry miss, no professionals' and I mean it miss ugly."

Twilight's facial expression was of utter anger and annoyance,"Ok, Jack is extremely insensitive and is a complete jerk." Twilight confirmed, writing everything down on a clip board.

"So how did you find that out Twilight, I wasn't listening, are you some kind of neanderthal or are you just plain stupid." said Clyde,"Now I know hard pasts,I used to run this body as a child, but later on I turned evil thus creating Dark Fang and then I got knocked out and gained three more personalities that I completely hate, but I can't really hate Weird Weather, he had it worse than me, at least I HAD a home and parents, even though they hated me,I still had shelter, but Weird Weather had no home or no family until he met you and then you and your family became his too, but he really liked you. Oh by the way names Clyde so I was number a uno on the personality chart, but hey he deserves this body for courage and bravery." explained Clyde.

Twilight had burst to tears at this, even a personality that was supposed to have the worst past had admitted that Weird Weather had it worst. Twilight conferred that Clyde is understanding and a little bit harsh. Then as fast as it went, the personality changed.

"Hello my unicorn mare friend, it is nice to have'a finally met you, are you part of the Einstein family tree because you are very weak at gymnastics and all that." Heidi told as she hung herself upside-down on Twilight's telescope.

Twilight was the face from earlier. Twilight was afraid of who was coming next and for her previous telescope, Heidi might break it.

"So wassup mom, you gonna lecture me to sleep or are we gonna hunt that son of a vitch down for stunning Scoots?" asked Dark Fang.

Twilight was scared and confused, "How do you know Scootaloo and what does vitch mean?"

"One, Scoots is MY daughter and not theirs, I made her with my own ... well you know." answered Dark Fang partially.

"Ok I get that part, different personalities and all that, but what does vitch mean?" asked Twilight.

"Oh because this is a kids show, you can't cuss on a kids show so I used vitch instead." explained Dark Fang, making Twilight more confused, "besides i'm gonna kill everypony that gets in my way on my quest to destroy all of Equestria." told Dark Fang.

"WHAT!!!" screamed Twilight.

"So are you ok Twi?" asked Weird Weather.

"But you were ... and then you ... how do you switch without making any noises?" asked Twilight.

"What do you mean Twi, I don't really understand." asked Weird Weather.

At the top of the stairs stood Scootaloo, really confused and worried for her father. Also watching, but through a window on the first floor, stood the figure from the end of chapter 10 with his partner in crime Derpy Hooves.

"So why are we stalking Twilight honey bunch?" asked Derpy.

"He is from a thousand years ago, he almost ruled the land and all he did was persuade the innocent thugs and gangsters and evil forces, especially since he almost killed a draconiquus by the name of Dr. Torture." answered the figure.

Author's Note

Ohhh yeah, suspense.

Chapter 13: Dance Recital Terror 2

"Wait, how are you here? Never mind that, I wanna talk to Mike because this gal has a multiple personality disorder, this is actually one of those personalities like you Svetlana." said Twilight.

"Oh he is not here or I am not there with him, remember Mal from juvee? Well he came back and now all except Mike is shut out so I come to Ponyville and have entered this contest." answered Svetlana.

Just then the announcer of the contest showed up and he was greeted with gasps.

"Oh no." said Twilight and Heidi.

"Yes i'm a draconiquus, but i'm nice, I had set up this contest for all you ponies out there. Also give it up for Svetlana ... AND Heidi." announced Dr. Torture.

"YAY now we can do out old routine from the high school." Cheered Svetlana.

"No this is bad, Dr. Torture is evil and kills for fun." explained Weird Weather.

"Yay now Weird Weather is back to normal so now I can kick his sorry flank. NOW ROUND TWO COMES IN PLAY, Ohhh Di-Al." said Dr. Torture.

Then a roar was heard as Di-Al entered the building.

"HA HA now I am gonna buck you up Wolfy boy." announced Dark Fang.

"Now I am ready for you traitor." growled Di-Al.

"You betrayed me when you killed Sara and then earlier you stung my daughter so now i'm gonna torture your life." yelled Dark Fang in anger.

"Well i'm already torturing his life so you can't do that, sorry." explained Dr. Torture.

Now it turned into a standoff where one move can make it turn to Tartarus. Then everypony, even Di-Al and Dr. Torture, was teleported to a random forest. A pony who wore a black cloak. He stood there smiling with his red horn glowing. He had a black coat and a weird indigo mist coming out of his eyes.

"Sombra, I knew it, I knew you would return, but why bring those two and Weird Weather, not to mention Svetlana?" asked Twilight.

"Well I knew Weird Weather from back then except he was named Dark Fang before, Di-Al almost killed me back then also, and Dr. Torture is an ally of mine." answered Sombra.

"Well now I know what this is about ... the Crystal Staff. Well i'm gonna get it so HA." mocked Dark Fang.

"Ok then, now the hunt is on, but I can't have all of you here ... not even you Dr. Torture." told Sombra.

Everypony was about to attack him until they were teleported to Tokyo.

"Ok now I am ticked. Let's go home now." said Dark Fang. Just then the group heard a huge roar that Sounded like a huge gate opening ... Godzilla.

Author's Note

I love Godzilla so I added him in haha. So Sombra has entered the fighting zone known as my story.

Chapter 14: Monster Brawl

The group ran away from the gigantic mutated dinosaur and into a building. Twilight teleported them up to the roof and watched as Godzilla was terrorizing the city as usual. Godzilla then spotted the five creatures and was starting to approach them.

"That's it, i'm gonna kill that some of a vitch no matter the cost." announced Dr. Torture.

"We must do something to stop that overgrown lizard." said Di-Al.

"Well crikey, looks like it's up to Watson Patel to stop this Dino." said Watson Patel.

"Wait, there is another personality, and Watson Patel used to help Daring Do in the books, how can this be?" Asked Twilight.

"Who cares about that, we must tame that beast. Draconiquus I need you to turn us into huge beasts that is native to this land." commanded Watson.

"Ohh goody, now I can watch a monster fight. Ok let's do this." said Dr. Torture.

The three ponies and the wolf were turned into monsters, but not before Watson was switched to Clyde. Di-Al was turned into King Caesar, Svetlana was turned into Mothra, Twilight was turned into Destroyah, and Clyde acting as Watson was turned into Spacegodzilla. Di-Al attacked Godzilla on the left, but Godzilla dodged it and wacked him with his tail. Di-Al was about to attack again until Godzilla used his signature move, his radioactive fire breath. Di-Al was turned small again and was back to normal.

Svetlana then hit Godzilla with some Mothra magic and dodged Godzilla's fire breathe. Twilight used her magic to shoot fire balls at him and it was very affective. Godzilla fell on his back and was furious. Godzilla again used his fire breathe, but this time on Twilight. Twilight roared in pain as she flew up in the air. Godzilla was about to do it again, but he was hit by Svetlana flying into him. Godzilla then grabbed Svetlana and ripped her wings off, causing her to fall in pain. Godzilla crushed her with his mighty feet. Svetlana was turned back to normal and joined Di-Al and Dr. Torture to safety.

Twilight grabbed Godzilla with her tail and swung him to the ground. Meanwhile Clyde was studying his foe finding his weak spots. Twilight was about to use her magic until Clyde "accidentally" used his own fire breathe on her. Twilight was turned back to normal and teleported back to safety. Clyde and Godzilla were the only things that stood, waiting for the other to attack first. Godzilla charged at Clyde, but missed, hitting a building instead. Clyde used his fire on Godzilla injuring the beast. Godzilla tried to stand but Clyde kept on hitting Godzilla with random blasts. Godzilla then used his tail to trip Clyde, thus letting Godzilla have the upper hand. Godzilla used his breathe on Clyde, but Clyde used his powers to summon a crystal wall. Clyde then trapped Godzilla in crystal, making Godzilla a statue. Clyde then took the statue and threw it into the ocean. Clyde gave a huge roar of triumph.

The group couldn't believe what they saw, they still thought that Watson was in control. When Clyde turned back to normal, he fixed his voice to sound like Weird Weather's voice.

"Watson are you ok?" asked Twilight.

"Who is Watson Twi?" asked Clyde voicing as Weird Weather.

"Oh well you have another personality Weird Weather." Answered Twilight.

"Hey I can teleport us back to Equestria." said Dr. Torture.

The group was sent back to Equestria only to see the everfree forest.

'These ponies won't know what

hit then.' thought Clyde.

Just then a pack of twen

ty timber wolves came to g

reet their meals.

Author's Note

I am back baby,I just needed a break, sorry.

Chapter 17: Timberland

Twilight was awoken along side Dr. Torture, snuggling him while asleep. Twilight was still sleepy so it took a couple seconds to realize what this scene was looking like. Twilight quickly got up and slowly walked backwards.

"Sorry Twilight, but I saw you snuggling me. Besides, we're in a cage." announced Dr. Torture. He was right, they WERE in a cage. Twilight tried to use magic until ...

"Ah, you're finally awake. You are a heavy sleeper." said a mysterious figure.

Twilight couldn't believe it. "Time Turner, what are you doing here?"

"Please, call me the Dr. and also i'm here to get Derpy. We were following you until these timber ponies got us. Unfortunately I was left in a cage a mile or two away from this one." answered the Dr.

Twilight was a little curious and a little mad, "Why were you following us, we did ... well I did nothing wrong. This, Dr., is Dr. Torture a-"

The Dr. cut her off saying, "I know who he is, do you? Besides I wasn't following you, I was following Weird Weather, or should I say Clyde."

Twilight wanted to know how the Doctor knew about Weird Weather and better yet, Clyde. "How do you know Weird Weather? How do you know Torture here? How do you even know Clyde?"

The Dr. was about to answer, but Dr. Torture interrupted with, "He knows who Clyde is because before Weird Weather was in control of the mind Clyde was. The Dr. here is a time lord and he has this device or something that he uses to time travel. He met Clyde and knows how nasty he really is just like me and I should know, Clyde had challenged me and almost killed me, it was embarrassing. Unfortunately for Clyde, he was knocked out before the deed was done and according to what happened he was teleported away."

Twilight and the Dr. both looked at Torture with surprised faces.

The Dr. was the first to say, "How do you know all this? How did Clyde almost kill you? And what do you mean 'according to', you were there right?"

Dr. Torture answered, "I am an awesome and hard core draconiquus, I know about you through the Daleks, funny creatures, 'Exterminate, exterminate', ha ha ha ha. As for how Clyde almost killing me, he was pretty fast, knew what to do, studied my fighting moves, and used a powerful dark magic move that only the deadliest of creatures can use ... Dark Mist. Dark Mist is a spell that uses a mist made out of shadows that, when used, can take the enemy target's molecules and destroy them one by one, kinda like when acid is spilt on a creature. So when he used it I almost died, but something came to my rescue and knocked him out, but I also knocked out because I lost too much energy."

Now Twilight was scared yet intrigued, a pegasus using magic wasn't usual.The Dr. on the other hand was a little skeptical about the Daleks, knowing how evil they are.

Twilight looked around and noticed that Weird Weather and Di-Al were nowhere to be seen, "Hey, where is Di-Al and Weird Weather?"

On the other side of the island, Weird Weather had just awoken and quickly noticed that he was tied up ... with Di-Al.

Weird Weather had tried to get out, but he was punched by a ... wooden hoof?

"So, Popett is finally awake eh, no surprise that you would return to Timberland. Kraven wasn't too happy the last time she saw you with the killing our old leader and leaving Timberland, but did you really leave? I mean you're here aren't you so I guess, well, you never did. Remember me Weird Weather, I help find you your name? I was your best friend, you were one of us and yet you betrayed us, your family. I never forgave you after you left." said a pony made out of wood.

Weird Weather knew him too well, "So Mitchell Wither, Kraven is the new leader. I am so sorry that I left without you, but you said no the last couple of times before the escape. So yeah, I DO remember. Oh and also happy birthday."

Mitchell was still angry, but also glad that his best friend remembered his birthday and also respected his decision on not leaving, those facts made it hard to really have a good reason to hate him. Then Di-Al woke up, "hey, where am I?"

Weird Weather was about to speak until, "You three are about to be fed to the king timber beast on the island."

Mitchell was about to ask about who the third one was until he was shot at on the back with a bow-and-arrow. Weird Weather tried harder to escape his wooden rope prison until the figure quickly ran up to him and pointed a spear with some liquid on it.

"Kraven, and I bet that is Dreamshade that spear head is coated in." said Weird Weather casually.

Kraven was putting on a poker face, hiding her true feeling inside ... hatred, "Yes, yes it is and if you make one move then, not you, but these two, the mutt and your friend, will get it."

Weird Weather was surprised by this threat, "You are willing to sacrifice your own just to get me, why?"

Kraven gave a creepy and evil smile, complete with a shady outline, "Oh, i'm not. because of you, he and I are the only ones that are alive, the others are my own magic-made mindless beasts that will do anything I say. As for him, well I couldn't do EVERYTHING on my own, I had to get help and he was the only other one besides me that survived the king's attack, and it was gruesome. NOW HE GOES TO YOUR SIDE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!! WHO IS THE DEADLIEST NOW, HUH? Hmph, also I made a deal with Sombra. If I help him then I can get away from his destruction."

Weird Weather was thinking about this until he switched with ... "So where can I sign up?" asked Clyde.

Kraven was surprised, Weird Weather never acted like this, all evil-like ... and she loved it, "Well, looks like goody-two shoes has a dark side."

Clyde only laughed, a little too dark, "Oh, you have no idea, but here's a kicker, I need to lay low so whenever you see the others when i'm with you then ... oh wait," Clyde then back head-butted Di-Al out cold, "Now where were we? Oh yeah, and if you see the others while i'm around then pretend that i'm still your enemy and in some times I will play the part too well so ... deal?"

Kraven made no hesitation and untied him, only to be greeted with a total knock-out punch from Clyde. He then tied all three of the poor suckers together and left with his own plans for the Crystal staff.

Back with Twilight, Dr. Torture, and the Doctor, they broke the cage with another stick, which was easy seeing that the cage was MADE out of sticks.

"So where are we?" asked Twilight, seeing only unidentified land in front of her.

The Doctor looked at her and answered, "We, my dear, are in the West side of Timberland, an ancient island that is filled with not only timber wolves, but timber bears, timber bird, timber ponies, even timber fish. Every creature here is made out of timber, even bugs. This island is the deadliest island in Equestrian history from the past to the future, especially since its king is an ancient monster from Tartarus that is about as old as your old friend Di-Al, but with Clyde on the loose then not evem=n an ancient monster such as Godzilla can't face him. Clydeis the deadliest pony stallion I ever met. Now it's only a matter of time before this island is destroyed and us with it ... if we don't get killed by his traps first."

Author's Note

OHH YEAH, FINALLY, chapter 17 is finished.

Chapter 18: MY RETURN

Clyde had walked for 3 hours looking for something that he needed, something that he has been trying to find ever since I tried cancelling this story, a spell. Clyde had found a hut after all this time and entered inside, eyes meeting a room filled with potions and spells, but he wanted a specific one that will help in his plans. Clyde checked the drawers, the shelves, everywhere, even ripped the room apart, but it was no use. Clyde growled in anger as the potion wasn't there.

"WHERE IS IT???" yelled Clyde. He was just about to leave when he noticed something, the front door had a net on it acting as a shelf for one specific potion, one labeled

MAGIC POTION

. Clyde was relieved yet embarrassed and quickly took the potion.

"Hehehehe, now it's time to drink up." Clyde said. Clyde drank the potion and soon after felt power, but the effects made it to where he only had enough power for one spell, "So I have to choose wisely, eh."

Clyde thought for one exact second before casting his spell. The spell made it so he had control of the body for one week, one week was all he needed to rule and destroy the world. He laughed wickedly at the thought of it, but first he had to find Sombra. that weakling thought Clyde.

Twilight, Dr. Whooves, and Torture were walking in the woods very carefully as instructed by Whooves himself. Little did they know that something was following them, watching them closely with hungered and angry eyes, the yellow bright eyes.

"So, where are we going Doc, we've been in the woods for, like, AGES," whispered Dr. Torture. During the way out of their prison his monocle broke so he has been acting kinda ... grumpy. That monocle was a little bit of him that he has had for quite a while, ever since he was a villain, it was important to him like a treasure.

"I told you already, we're gonna find Derpy and then find Clyde, that evil rascal. I should have been watching closer and now we're in this mess. Timberland is the worst area to be in, what with all the animals and, actually, all the residents being made of timber and wood. All these beasts can kill us in a heartbeat," explained Dr. Whooves, or if you like, Time Turner. He heard rustling straight ahead of them, but it quickly stopped after a few seconds. Time Turner grabbed a sharp stick and faced it towards the bushes where the rustling was heard. the area was quiet, except for the timber birds that were in the area chirping. Dr. Whooves had lowered his weapon, but his guard wasn't. "Well whatever it was, it's gone now."

Twilight was a little scared and cling onto Dr. Torture for safety. The group continued their walk towards North where Whooves believed Derpy was being held. The same bush that had made the rustling had rustled again soon after they left the area and revealed a pair of glowing orbs in the shadows, one red the other green, looking at the direction where our group had left to. A growled was heard and the orbs vanished, the bush was crushed by a tail with a spiky club attached to the tip and whatever the creature was had begun following the trio up North.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders had just finished an attempt to getting their cutie marks and failed horribly, all covered in sap.

"Awe why can't we get our cutie marks, we try so hard," asked Sweetie Belle, looking sadder then ever before, cuteness levels were probably off the hook.

"Aw don't worry Sweetie Belle, we'll think'a somethin'," reassured Applebloom.

"Who are we kidding Applebloom, we've tried EVERYTHING and we always fail. Lets face it, we'll never get our cutie marks," cried Scootaloo.

Sombra was looking for somepony to make a henchmen when he heard something, it was faint but something, "... and we always fail. Lets face it, we'll never get our cutie marks."

Sombra was having an idea, "They want their cutie marks eh, well they'll get their cutie marks ... as my new 'butterfly watching helpers'," said Sombra devilishly. Sombra softly chuckled as he went to the area where he heard that voice.

Sombra saw three filly's in a clearing covered in tree sap. Why are they in tree sap thought Sombra, but he put the thought aside. He entered the clearing and sneaked up behind them.

Scootaloo sat on the ground in defeat and felt herself about to cry, that is until the sap that covered the trio suddenly vanished off them, "What the-"

a pony cleared his throat, getting the trio's attention, "Hello, I am Armsob and I heard that you three are looking for your cutie marks and I may be willing to help. You see I am a Butterfly-ologist, I study butterfly's and i heard that there is a rainbow colored one that is as huge as a pony in these very woods and I need helpers to find and capture it since it's a rare and supposedly shy creature. Will you three help me?"

The Crusaders all huddled up and whispered if they should do it or not. it took a good twenty seconds until the group broke their huddle, "Mister, you got yourself three helpers."

The trio yelled, "BUTTERFLY CATCHERS, YAY!!!!"

This made Sombra's ears hurt but at least he found some henchmen, or hench-filly's. Now the elements or anypony else won't ever try to hurt him with three cute filly's as both henchmen and, if needed, hostages.

Author's Note

IM BACK AND IM GONNA CONTINUE THIS UNTIL I RUN OUT OF IDEAS!!!!!!!!

I'm canceling This story for the sake of another

I am so sorry, but I forgot that the easter eggs for my stories NEED this story to be cancelled because that is what stands between epicness in my later story and no story about the easter eggs. I am so sorry again, but i need it to be cancelled :fluttercry::applecry: :pinkiesad2: :raritycry: :raritydespair:

Somewhere in our human world, something in a brown coat and a strange huge hat that covered the face ... was reading this chapter seeing that it is cancelled, "Well, well, well, so that brat cancelled my story, ending MY world? Well then guess I gotta find my own story to raid ... or maybe something else. I GOT IT, take every weapon and artifact that I can from every world I enter so I can kill and put a stop to the humans hold on us."

The person had quickly run into an alley until he found a door. Once inside he closed and locked it, turning to a machine, no, the TARDIS. The strange man entered it and had then set some coordinates to a random story, "Goodbye world, you had just met Dr. Jekyll," said the man, the TARDIS set in motion, everything flashing, blue electricity going all over the place.

"... now meet Mr. Clyde." The TARDIS left our dimension and entered another, taking not a person, no, but a Green pelted, Blue maned psychopath stallion pegasis.

Author's Note

everything is said in the chapter plus a little extra ;)

Chapter 5: The shortest chapter I will ever make

Weird Weather had just woken up, scared after his recent encounter with his arch-nemesis, Dr. Torture.

"AHHHHHHHHHH. STAY BACK, I KNOW KUNG FU AND I HAVE WEATHER CHANGING POWERS THAT NO ... pony ... knows." Weird Weather, for one, had freaked out in front of a train load of ponies, and two, had just told his ultimate secret, he could change the weather hence "Weird Weather".

"Wait, so is THAT why your name is Weird Weather, because you can chance the weather? Dude, Pegasi have been able to chance the weather for a long time." explained Rainbow Dash.

"Uh, no. It's because the weather can, oh how do I put this, bend at my will without me even knowing it, sometimes it's with my emotions. You see, I ... I am an or- ... I am an orph-" Weird Weather couldn't finish that sentence, it was his most darkest, deepest, and most sacred secret.

"Because you're an orphan, aren't you?" asked Twilight.

"YES, NOW YOU KNOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE, NOW YOU KNOW MY MOST DARKEST SECRET EVER, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, ARE YOU?" screamed a sad and angered Weird Weather.

"I ... I'm sorry Weird Weather, I didn't know. Why didn't you tell me sooner, I could've helped you." asked Twilight.

"Because I was scared, and I have been, or was, on a search for my parents ... until I met you. After we met, I started having these feelings ... for you. But I didn't want to hurt you because if I was abandoned by my own parents then there was some secret something that might hurt you ... and then it lead up to us parting ways. I have regretted that decision for so long. Besides, with my orphan knowledge I knew that Scootaloo here is also an orphan ... because I remembered when I used to sleep under a fort of newspapers." explained Weird Weather, causing Twilight to blush, Scootaloo to start sobbing, and earning some sympathetic faces,"I hope you are happy Twilight."

The whole train ride was full of sobs, qestions, and saddened torture. Just on top of the train cat stood a very happy draconiquus, seeing all this inner torture in his foe

Author's Note

Ok, chapter 1 is shorter and because I am using a phone I couldn't do anymore because phone editing is limited. (they should get that fixed)

chapter 1: Weird weather

"uh, hello? Uh ... hi. My name? Well ... I hate my name. Oh, I do need to tell you my name. Well, my name is Weather, Weird Weather. So, I wanna get this job because I don't have anything to do in my life. Yes,I used to work with our new princess when she was still a unicorn. Really, YEEEEEEESSSS, thank you miss ... Rainbow Dash, I really owe you one." finished Weird Weather.

"No problem and how old was Twilight back then?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"She was at least six years old." answered Weird Weather.

"Well then, welcome to the weather patrol." said Rainbow Dash.

----------------- LATER THAT DAY --------------------

Weird Weather was just finishing up his work on sector 13. "Ok, i'm almost done here and ... done." Weird Weather had made a cloud shaped as a draconiquus and another as nightmare moon. Rainbow Dash was watching and was wondering why he made cloud figures when he should be clearing them.

"Hey Weather, why are you making cloud Art, you're SUPPOSED to be clearing them. Have you ever done a job right or are you just bored and wanna jeopardize all of pony kind?" Asked an angry Rainbow Dash.

"Sorry but how does two clouds destroy all pony kind? So i'm just gonna destroy my art because they are so dangerous. So do I get a warning or what?" mocked Weird Weather.

"You're on thin ice mister so watch your tone with me bud." explained Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was getting very ticked with him, but felt like she should let it go.

Thunder cracked as a big rainstorm was heading their way. "Hey I thought we cleared the sky for no rainstorms. Weather, did you forget to clear out some clouds?" asked a befaffuled Rainbow Dash.

"

Author's Note

My first story so please comment. Weird Weather is my oc and he's a pegasus. Weird Weather had light ion green eyes and a dark blue mane and a really dark green fur ... is it called a pelt or just skin? Anyways he is really important.

Chapter 2: The journey begins

The cloud drew closer to the pegasus pair as they look at the cloud foolishly.

"Ok we gotta go Dash, like, now," Weird Weather pleaded,"that cloud looks deadly and dangerous. Dash? Dash. DASH!" Weird Weather tried to get Rainbow Dash out of her trance, but it was no use, she had her eyes fixed on the cloud.

Weird Weather Grabbed Rainbow Dash and flew back to town. The first to see them was Princess Twilight Sparkle, but she also saw the weird storm coming. Twilight then saw that Rainbow wore a horrific and confused face. As soon as Weird Weather got to the ground, Twilight had asked what happened.

"If you want to know, lets get inside first, ok?" asked Weird Weather.

"Ok ... Weird Weather is that you?" asked Twilight."

Weird Weather nodded and headed to the library, well with the help of Twilight. As soon as they got inside the library Twilight asked a hundred questions at once.

"When did you get here? How are you? What happened? Why is Rainbow like that? Do you want some tea?" asked Twilight.

"Ok I can do this. *gasp* I got here this morning, i'm good, we saw a huge weird thunderstorm heading this way,I don't know why, and no thank you i'm not thirsty." breathed Weird Weather,"You never changed Twilight."

Weird Weather explained what happened and later on in his explanation he took Twilight's offer on the tea. Twilight saw the rainstorm and saw a figure she wished she didn't see. "Weird Weather I gotta go to the Crystal Empire and I need you to stay here and keep the library clean and organized and also feed Spike." explained Twilight.

"I can make my own food and i'm not a baby, I can take care of myself and I can take care of the library." yelled an offended Spike, " Besides I don't see any rainstorm."

Spike was right, the rainstorm was gone in a flash. Weird Weather's eye caught something, a lonely pegasus filly under a fort of newspapers. Weather went to the filly and looked at her.

"Hey little filly, are you ok? Where are your parents? Do you have a home I can take you back to?" asked Weird Weather. The little filly was scared, but Weather could see what she looked like. She was an orange fully with a purple mane that looked like Rainbow Dash's mane.

"Scootaloo are you ok? Where are your parents they must be worried sick." asked Twilight.

Scootaloo didn't say anything and only stared at Weird Weather with hopeful eyes. She got up and hugged Weather tight, really scared. The three went inside as Twilight made a plan, Scootaloo staying close to Weird Weather.

Author's Note

Go first story. Please comment.

Chapter 8: STEALING PONIES MONTAGE

Princess Luna was just relaxing in her room reading a romance novel when she heard a knock on her door. Luna checked to see who it was who had disturbed her reading. It was Discord, looking all nervous for some reason, faking a smile.

"What is wrong Discord, did thou do a prank that went too far or wrong?" asked Luna.

His response was the most surprising and most Romantic thing that has ever happened to her, well in her perspective. It was like in her romance novel when Ricky kissed Sara because he wasn't brave enough to tell her. Luna kept the embrace until she was stabbed in the neck with a needle labeled "good night potion". Luna fell in a deep sleep as Dr.Torture dressed as Discord teleported her away with the other two fillies.

"Go Playa." Said Dr.Torture, taking to himself.

------IN PONYVILLE------

Dr. Torture had a list of hostages in his hand/paw. He grabbed a couple of foals, a couple of senior citizens and a cookie. He smoothed talked the Apple family and knocked them out to steal.

------IN THE EVERFREE------

Dr. Torture killed all of the timber wolf leaders and ruled over An army of wolves, including some hydras, dragons, windigos, a couple of changelings, Griffins, an Ursa Major, and a couple of evil ponies who wanted to join.

------IN CANTERLOT------

He tricked many fancy ponies and eventually Twilight's parents. He did all this all over Equestria, stealing only special ponies that could go with a good random, still dressed as Discord.

Author's Note

My eighth chapter and it's a montage of stealing. Dr. Torture is EXTREMELY evil, just to let you know.

Chapter 12: Dance Recital Terror

"So where do you want to go first?" asked Twilight.

"Well for starters we'll go to a spa so you can stop being so dang ugly, i'm about to die out of shear exposure to so much ugliness." answered Jack.

"Ok can I see Weird Weather for a while cause you are a jerk." Asked Twilight.

"Why would you want that loser, hey let's go kill that wolf now." said Dark Fang.

"I said no, we are NOT hunting that wolf, especially since we don't know where he is." scolded Twilight.

"I know, we can go to the colosseum near here." said Clyde.

"Um I think there is no colosseum around here, maybe we can go to the tree house and see Scoots." Answered Twilight.

"Or maybe we can build an insane asylum to put insane ponies like me away." suggested Weird Weather.

"I SAID WE ARE NOT GONNA BUILD AN INSANE ASYLUM AND THAT IS THAT!!!!" screamed Twilight.

Then a marish (girlish) scream was heard as Heidi saw a sign that read 'Dance Competition: You Could Be The Next Big Thing'. Heidi ran all the way to the other side of town to enter the contest. Twilight tried to catch up with her, but she was Pinkie Pie fast.

When Heidi went into the building she saw her arch nemesis ... Svetlana.

"Oh hi Heidi it has been a while. Also the malevolent one has been unleashed and could destroy the show named the Total Drama of the All Stars." greeted Svetlana.

"Really? Oh i'm sorry, hi to you too. So i'm guessing you are also entering this so called competition." guessed Heidi.

"Oh you know me so well. Oh also here is the five bucks I have borrowed from you." answered Svetlana.

"Why thank you and also see you later." thanked Heidi.

Heidi had walked outside and was met with an exhausted Twilight.

"Oh no *gasp* you *gasp* are not *gasp* gonna go to that-"

----AT THE CONTEST----

"I can't believe we went, are you happy Heidi because i'm not." scolded Twilight.

"Oh I am so very happy indeed, thank you for also coming with, it means a lot." Heidi said. She then hugged Twilight as a way to say thank you.

Twilight felt like blushing until she saw Svetlana coming towards them.

"Hi Twilight it has been a while." greeted Svetlana.

Author's Note

I'm sorry for the short chapter but wait and see.

Chapter 15: Everfree

"Why is it that once we exit one danger, we always enter another." asked Dr. Torture.

The timber wolves were closing in as the group readied for the attack. Clyde still acting as Dark Fang came forward calmly, looking one in the eye. The timber wolf that was being challenged ordered his pack to back off so the fight can commence. The pack leader was circling his opponent, waiting for an attack until ...

"Come at me bro." said Clyde. The timber wolf lunged, about to eat his defier ... but he only bit the cold hard ground.

"Come here doggy, you want the stick boy well you are one so bite your own flank and leave." warned Clyde. Clyde was on serious mode, trying not to un-act the part. The wolf lunged again ... and again ... and again. Clyde was just too fast. The wolf brought it its all, missing every bite until ...

"OW! You freaking clawed my eye, beast. You saw Dr. Jekyll now you get Mr. Clyde." growled Clyde. Clyde was only dodging before, but now he was ticked. He used his speed and went for the side, which was a direct hit, he knocked the wolf to the ground. The wolf got back up and signaled his pack to attack the others just to see if it made a difference, but all it did was make Clyde smile for it made him feel like his old self again, knowing that this leader was desperate enough to try making a diversion.

Twilight used her magic to burn three wolves who were howling in pain. Di-Al just went hulk on them, smashing everything in sight. Dr. Torture was more of conjuring anvils to fall, causing the remaining wolves that were smart enough to leave. All Svetlana did was just dodged everything with dancing. The remaining wolf was to Clyde, who was more than eager to fight. The pack leader was now surrounded, scared. All the others just wanted it to rot here except Twilight and Clyde. The difference between the two is that Twilight wants to let the wolf go, but Clyde wants revenge for clawing his eye.

"Now the big tree is about to fall." said Clyde. The wolf tried to run, but Clyde grabbed and broke the wolfs leg.

"Stop that Clyde, he's had enough." cried Twilight, but Clyde ignored her. Clyde grabbed the wolf to his face and used the leg to jam it down the wolfs throat. Clyde punched the leader so hard that the beast turned into 500 bits or money. Clyde then left and put Weird Weather back in charge.

"What have you done?" asked Twilight. Then a choir of howls were heard.

Author's Note

BOO-YEAH I AM BACK BABY!!!

Chapter 16: No Explications

"Are you serious, we beat the pack leader, shouldn't they be obeying Clyde now?" asked Dr. Torture.

"Wait, Clyde? I thought killing was Dark Fang's specialty." freaked out Weird Weather.

"Maybe there's a connection to this, besides it sounds like more than 2 or 3 timber wolves. I got it, maybe Clyde goes extreme deadly mode when provoked, like a wild animal. You know, I think there's more timber wolves coming towards us." explained Twilight.

The wolves were coming closer and closer, the howling growing and growing. Weird Weather was extremely scared, he knew where they were.

----IN WEIRD WEATHER'S MIND----

"Go with the fishing." said Heidi. All the personalities, except Clyde, were playing go fish.

"Yo Heidi, it's go 'fish' not 'fishing'." corrected Dark Fang.

"Ehhh does anypony have any three's?" asked Jack. Suddenly howls were heard from the outside of the mind.

"Hey Clyde, where are we?" asked Watson.

"Good news, we're back on my favorite island." announced Clyde.

"You don't mean -" started Jack.

"Yes, Timberland, the deadliest island known ... and our home." Finished Clyde. Dark Fang hated the island for than one reason and so did Jack. Heidi didn't know what Timberland was and Watson only wanted to explore it.

"So who wants to go first or is Weird Weather at it alone?" asked Clyde. The other personalities shook their heads. "Well then,I guess it's just me and old goody two-shoes for now." Clyde said ending his little sentence with a cold, dark chuckle.

"Hey wait a minute, I'M supposed to be the evil personality, not you." challenged Dark Fang.

The two personalities stood a couple of feet apart and stood in a fighting pose as a huge "VS" sign came between them.

----IN THE REAL WORLD----

"We have to go ... NOW!!!" commanded Weird Weather in a frightened tone.

"Wait, why? We can totally beat these timber wolves and get out of here." said Di-Al.

"No, you don't understand, those are NOT bucking timber wolves. They are something worse and I've angered them last I was here." said Weird Weather.

"Whoever they are, we're gonna-OW. I'm gonna Uhhh take a-" Dr. Torture started until a dart shot him in the neck. One by one everypony got hit ... except Weird Weather, he dodged them. The darts stopped as a pony figure walked up to him.

"Well, well, well, look who came back home, Weird Weather." said the figure.

Weird Weather thought 'Oh buck me.'

Author's Note

Go cliffhangers. Happy Halloween.