The Obsession of Fun

by Jingle

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 524

Pinkie Pie meets up with Cat in the Hat. They both go a little nutty.

Pinkie Pie and Cat in the Hat meet up for the first time. They end up as mindless fun zombies, only concerned with fun.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-08 21:46:09 UTC

Mindless Fun Zombies

On a rainy day in Ponyville,

a wind blew open a window and gave Pinkie pie a chill.

The pink pony gave the window a slam,

and Derpy came in with a telegram.

"A pony named Cat in the Hat wants too meet you,

he heard you're most the fun even in a hullabaloo."

"Sure sounds like fun,

we can play as soon as I'm done!"

Pinkie pie baked one last cake and finished up her job,

and set off to have fun, even if it was with a slob.

Cat in the Hat soon found Pinkie Pie,

"You wanted to see me, might I ask why?"

"Oh my my my,

What fun we will have, you and I."

Pinkie pie responded with joy,

"Yes Cat in the hat, fun I will have with you, oh boy."

The two ran off to fave fun,

Now that this day has blossomed under the sun.

They hopped and skipped, running around,

The two had so much planed, bad results were bound.

Pinkie Pie then had a great idea,

That, strangely enough, involved a pizzeria.

She called up the shop,

And ordered that pizza making must stop.

She needed fifty slices,

No matter the prices.

Cat in the Hat whispered in her ear,

Making her idea filled with cheer.

Pinkie would sell all the pizzas, before telling the price,

Then demand they pay her 50 bits for all of their bites.

Though this was only a joke,

It nearly made ponies choke.

Now on to the next prank,

Whose victim is a bit to frank.

Gilda was visiting and about to be tricked,

The thought did not cross the duo's mind, that the griffon might be ticked.

Pinkie Pie gathered the supplies,

While Cat in the Hat set up the surprise.

The set up a plate in a store,

Filled with strange foods Cat in the Hat would adore.

Green eggs and ham sat atop the plate,

While Gilda the griffon walked through Ponyville's gate.

Pinkie Pie had the mail pony deliver a telegram,

That gave Gilda a free meal at the restaurant Bam Ham.

Gilda rushed to enjoy her free meal,

Love in Ponyville, she finally began to feel.

When she arrived and gave the waiter her letter,

He went to the coat pile to set down her sweater.

The waiter went to get her platter,

He took it to her and waited to hear good comments and chatter.

All her heard was a scream of disgust,

While the griffon whined and fussed.

The waiter looked down and saw the green eggs and ham,

He went to go give the chef a good wham.

Pinkie heard his intentions and shouted "No!

It was all just a prank, sorry you didn't know."

The waiter gave a nod,

He headed off, looking quite awed.

Cat in the Hat and Pinkie Pie,

They did not learn their lesson to tell pranking good bye.

The two came up with another plan,

To make confuse Apple Jack into thinking she wasn't tan.

The two had quite a devilish scheme,

That would make even the best prankster beam.