How I F'ed up Ponyville

by Litenipplesauce

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Granny Smith, Princess Luna, Tragedy, Big Macintosh, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Human
Length: 2168

this story was written at random and it's about how I became the prince of bel-air and Equestria

this is a story all about how my life got flipped upside down.

Published 2013-10-11 02:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-11 02:10:02 UTC

How I Fucked up Ponyville

Like my usual day went I was beating my dick off to Fluttershy but on this day my dick could not handle it anymore and my dick was in so much pain that I fainted. and when I arose from my passed out state I saw that was in the most fucking magical place which was Ponyville. I jumped up without hesitation and knew that this was a gift from the pony goddess and with this gift I did what any reasonable brony would do I abused it.
The first thing I saw was Sugarcube Corner where I saw Pinkie going into the 'Cakes' shop so I followed her inside and as I entered, I saw her going up the stairs. I followed with the stealth skill of a ninja and as I followed I watched as she went to take a bath and as I watched her go in, I knew that now was my time to strike. I leaped behind her, penis in hand and I then threw Pinkie to the ground and proceeded to fuck the shit out of her plot. She then tried to yell for help until I grabbed her mane and bashed her skull into the ground until she was knocked unconscious. as I finished up with her sweet plot I noticed her trying to get up, so I wrapped my hands around her neck and choked her to death. As she was dying I looked her in the eyes and whispered " I would have let you lived if you weren't so annoying."

As I cleaned myself of Pinkie's blood, I thought of the next pony that would fall victim to my wrath and just as I pondered this mystery I noticed Rarity walking to her house so I knew that my next target was acquired. I leaped out of the bathroom window and started to approach her house. I remembered how I killed Pinkie and how it was not the easiest task. I knew that it was going to be harder to kill a unicorn because of her magic, so I decided to make a weapon of some sort I then seeked out a weapon of any sort and just as I turned around I saw a colt wearing armor and holding a spear. I approached him with caution and with my ninja like skills, picked up a rock, then proceeded to bash his skull in. with my newly found spear, I began to walk to Rarity’s house, when I tried to open her door, but it was locked. I began to look for a way in and was lucky enough to find a window that was open; I proceed to climb through it only to hear noise in the next room. I keep my calm and waited for them to leave. it must have been about an two or three hours before the voices left the room. I then began to sneak through her house and as I began to search, I saw a light coming out a bedroom door that was upstairs. I began to sneak upstairs and as I got one step away from the door, the light went out which queued my best time to attack. I approached with great caution, and when I was within 2'ft of her bed, I raised my spear and began to stab her repeatedly. all I could hear was the sheer pain in her yells. there was blood dropping every with her last breath. She asked “why?”; I stared down at her, with her blood dripping and under a cold temperature, I decided that her body and fashion utensils would provide for my warmth. I put all of her fashion utensils in one big pile and started a fire. As I started the fire I grabbed Rarity’s limp body and placed her on the fire. As her body burned, I laughed and said to myself “So that's what burnt marshmallow smells like."

With a growing fire on my hands, I knew that I had to leave in a hurry before the flames took my life. I ran out the front door and went behind the house of a close neighbor, I watched as the fire burned the house down as I contemplated on the next pony that would be my victim. I made a dashing run for sweet apple acres and as I arrived I jumped in a bush to make sure that no pony was there to see me I then began to search around to find Applejack. Five to six hours later, I saw her Orange plot in the distance. I began to approach her with my spear in hand, and just when I was ready to leap at her, she bucked me with a fearsome kick. She began to ask what I was doing there, but I attacked her without warning. She put up a great fight, but just when the odds looked upon her favor, I struck her back legs. As she was down crawling away from me, I grabbed her plot and began to rape her. Just when she thought it was over I stabbed one of her front hooves with my spear and began to rape her again; but this time I forced her to suck on my dick. I then took the spear and forced it through her skull she lay dead in the middle of the apple field. I looked down at her smirking, let out a slight laugh and remarked “Never thought a plank of wood would be so hard to kill.”

Now that I had killed Applejack, I approached her farm. It was a little past noon when I arrived. I saw Big Mac and Granny Smith sitting in the living room. I walked straight in and without hesitation and stabbed Big Mac in the head then grabbed Granny Smith and strangled her to death. I then drug their lifeless bodies to the barn. I then walked into the house which I had made my personal HQ where I planned on who would die next and the next lucky pony was all three of the princesses. I had to equip myself with something that was much easier to hide, so I found an abandoned mine in search of iron to make a sword. but all I found was gems which would have to do. So with these gems I made a gem sword that could be hidden very easily. After a nights rest, I began to journey into Canterlot to kill my next targets, lucky for me, princess Cadence was visiting. I had only one open shot; I followed them through the shadows of the palace until they were all in one room together. I took my chance and leaped from the shadows; I was able to strike Luna, but Celestia, and Cadence was able to dodge my attack. They tried to defend themselves, but their magic was nothing compared to my sheer willpower to obey the goddesses that had sent me here, and with one swipe of my blade they were both decapitated. I then took the blood of the princesses and made pentagram of their blood so that I could release the underworld army; but to my surprise there was not demons but something that was even better. A 100'ft dragon that was as well sent by the pony goddess to kill the ponies. It seemed very weird to have a pentagram on the floor at that point. Before my new ally and I went to complete our mission, I turned and looked at the headless bodies lying on the floor and thought “Man I’m just like and executioner.”

With my new ally, I knew exactly which pony was next on the list, and as I rode on the back of my new ally, we went straight to rainbow dash’s house in the clouds but to our demise, she was ready for our attack and began to jet away from us. it took us sometime to locate her in the clouds. The bone dragon began flapping his wings as fast as a jet engine. it took us about five minutes to get close enough to hit her and with one swipe of the dragons claws, she was plummeting to the ground. We went after her and when arrived to the her crash site the dragon helped me off I walked over to her. She was unconscious from the wreck. I took my chance to make sure she was not able to get away from me so I cut off both of her wings and upon cutting them, she woke up and let out a loud sharp yell that nearly shattered my eardrums. she started to run but I grabbed her tail and pulled her back to me. I then began to viciously rape her like nobody has ever been raped before. When I finished I began to skin her alive. She had yelled so much during the skinning that she couldn't even let out a yell. when I began to rape her newly skinless body and when I was finished, the bone dragon took his large bone claw and shoved it straight up her plot and it went straight through her whole body. I could only think “Is this dragon showing her what it feels like to have a black dick inside of you?”

Now there were only two left, but before we took off from the ground, the pony goddess appeared before us and told us that she was going to give us both something that would help eliminate the rest of the ponies in a shorter amount of time. suddenly an army of Shreks appeared behind us, all of them were standing naked and wielding diamond swords “were all ready to peel these ponies skins like they were onions.” we began our march to Ponyville to eliminate the most powerful pony of them all; Twilight Sparkle. As I expected, she and an army of ponies were waiting for us just outside of town. Immediately upon seeing the ponies the Shrek army began a full charge taking them like they were nothing, But just as I expected, Twilight was the pony that could not be taken down by the mighty Shrek army. I began to approach her before I noticed the bone dragon fly above me, and within a second of seeing him, Twilight evaporated him to dust. I then began to run to her faster than than I've ever ran in my life. she turned to face me and that's when the true test began, the battle of magic vs. sheer willpower. I struck first out of pure anger for the death of the bone dragon she was able to dodge and hit me with a spell that knocked me back; but due to the massive Shrek legion attacking, many Shreks jumped onto her in order to prevent me from dying. One of the Shreks broke her horn off and began to gang-bang her to death. She had gotten so full of Shrek semen that her organs just stopped working. As I watched this happen I only thought “Man, what a sticky situation.”

Now was the moment for me to complete my job and eliminate the last major threat, Fluttershy. I approached the untouched cottage and as I approached, I felt a tear of joy come down my face. it was something I had to do and was very happy to do it. The closer I got, the more I felt the adrenaline. and within minute, I realized that I was there. It was time to finish my mission. I knocked on the door and to my surprise she answered the door. When she answered it, she just accepted her fate of death like a bitch with her head hung low, but when I went to swing the blade my arm stopped mid swing. I knew I had to cherish this moment. all I could hear was pony goddess telling me that it need to be done. When it felt like the world was back to speed, all I saw was her head lying on the ground and I did the only thing my penis told me to do, I stuck my hard penis that got erect from the killing of that bitch right into her eye. I fucked her eye so much that it turned into a red pudding. It didn't taste that bad either. I fucked the other eye to get the same effect and bottled the eye-pudding to eat later. I just kept her outside, so that the Shrek army would rape her dead body. I stood outside of Fluttershy’s bitch cottage and watched as Ponyville burnt to the ground. all I could do at this point, was claim the throne and command the Shrek army. The Shrek army and myself have rounded up all the other living ponies and now use them as our sex slaves.