Blood Red Love: Pastel and Spazzy

It was a Sunday afternoon, a simple, regular old, casual, Sunday afternoon. Spazzy was setting up a picnic, complete with crackers, tea, sugar, fruit, dandelion pie, and in his opinion, best of all, sandwiches. Sandwiches with extra mayo. He loves mayo, the only thing he loved more was rainbows, the succulent taste, of all the color in his mouth, he honestly didn't know that you couldn't taste colors.

"Hey Spaz!" Called out the ever-so cheery, pinkie. "I-Is that picnic for me?!?" "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank, you thank you, thank you, thank you so very much!"

Surprising not annoyed Spazzy Straws said "Oh, uhm sure! That's totally what I made it for, you, I wasn't planning to eat this all on my own or anything! That'd be crazy! Right?"

"Well of course you weren't because then the writer would have to write about the long boring hours of you having a stomach-ache for eating that much and it would go on and on and on and on and on and on." "Ya know what I mean?"

"Not a clue. I'll trust you on this one though" Spazzy always trusted her, because why not? This was the pony who had saved his life once before, although he didn't know it he had felt that she was a good pony, good enough to trust.

"Yippee! Now the writer has to write about how you nearly died!" "Wait, oops did I say that out loud?"

"Yes? I don't really understand anyway."

"That's certainly OK!"

"WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ALMOST DIED?

The baffled pink pony just sat there, gnawed on her sandwich a little, mouthed an "oh" face on her and spoke "Oh, I've never told you that story? Well, Get your tissues because it is a doozy!" "Just be glad it was me and not Inkie or Blinkie, they wouldn't of even noticed you! I wonder what's happen to them."

"Wait, I almost died? What?"

"It was quite horrifying"

"What?"

"And Gruesome."

"WHAT?"

"Come on spaz, quit quoting Doctor Who, that show is for older stallions, plus there isn't a titanic in the TARDIS" Oh wait, he doesn't know that I can see through the Fourth Wall in other worlds, she thought to herself after saying that.

"Still, no clue what your talking about"