Blood Red Love: Pastel and Spazzy

"Pinkie why did we have too wait here for two hours again?" deadpanned Comet.

"So the readers don't miss out on anything important! DUH! We went over this already! You don't believe me about that do you?"

"I do...Sort of."

"Do you really?"

"Yes.

"Do you really really really?"

"YES!

"Suuuuuure."

"OK~! I DON"T BELIEVE IN ANY OF THIS CRAZY SHIT! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!? THE EARTH BEING FLAT, FOURTH WALLS? READERS? WRITERS? AND ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES? IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF HOOEY!" Just then a portal with the words "Fourth Wall" around it appeared and a Pink pony jumped through it, just before it closed itself.

"HOW DARE YOU DENY THE EXISTENCE OF ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES!!!" Shouted a vaguely familiar pink stallion, as he slapped Comet. "Wait, Meteor Frenzy? Is that? Is that you? And. And your a stallions now?!? Huh?!?"

"You look very familiar." Stated pinkie to Bubble Berry, who had just came from the alternative universe, that we shall now call R63-Landia. "Are you the pony that's on my bowling team that doesn't exist?"

"Pinkie. He is you. From another world, don't ask how." Blankly stated the amused Comet.

"Oh my Celestia! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SIDE SHIP IN A SHIPFIC!!!" Yelped Pinkie, as he gave Bubble "Huggles" as she would put it.

"And I'm guessing Meteor Frenzy is me right? Oh and OUCH!!"

"I guess so." said the two similar ponies simultaneously. "Now we're both going to witness what happens next in the story together!"

"My head." deadpanned spazzy. "My bucking head" he said, right before he gasped and slapped himself silly. "Language spazzy! Cursing never solved anything, and clearly by the look of things there either isn't a problem or it's beyond fixing."

"Why do you even bother not cursing..." Questioned Comet, while trying to fix his face