The Universe Colision War - Pony's point of view

Chapters

meet the squad
meet the squad part 2 / learning the enemy
Dispatched And Split In Half
Anger / Revalation part 1
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Missioion acomplished / first question
Anger / Revalation part 2

meet the squad

Ok so we're good now? Not going to laugh right? ...Ok. so where were we? um hmm... OH right. She has a light gray coat, She has a white mane, She has a gray tail, She has red eyes and NO pupils, She's fast as all hell, She's as strong as me, She's not that good at using magic, She's a... uh... bit... freakin insane.

So as I follow her I'm followed by my other squad-mates, Harpoon launch, Magnet Lure, Slide Sand, and Snow Nova. I'm going to tell you about each of them.

First one is Harpoon Launch. He's a stallion, He's an alicorn, He's a fast flyer, He's very good at magic, he has a orange coat, he has a red hat, he has green and blue striped tail and mane, he has green eyes, he has a white watch, he's weak, and he's ... well "energetic".

Now Magnet Lure. She's a mare, She's an earth pony, she has a white coat, she has gold eyes, purple snout and/or mouth, red and hot pink mane and tail, she's strong, and she's VERY lazy.

Now Slide Sand. she's an alicorn, she has a dark purple coat, she has a gold mane and tail, she has hot pink eyes, she has puke green hooves and mouth and/or snout, she's fast, she's weak, she's good at magic, and she's uh... plain.

meet the squad part 2 / learning the enemy

And finally Snow Nova. he's a stallion, he has gray eyes, light blue and red mane and tail, dark blue coat, purple hooves, he's an earth pony, he's quite.

So now the team roles. Me and Magnet Lure are the medics. Harpoon Launch and Snow Nova are the engineers.

Blaze Noon and Slide Sand are the commandos.

so after we followed Blaze Noon we were in a dark room and took seats along with other squads. we were briefed about the enemy. The Sargent told us "The enemies are called Pokémon. Pokémon are very powerful and should not be underestimated. They have ELEMENTAL abilities. I got this information from the higher ups and you ALL know they don't lie." He then asked the room

"Any questions?" I then spoke quietly "I do" he turned to look at me. "yes solider what's your question?" "I uh... how did the higher ups get this information?" I said "They uh... never told me I'm sorry" Was my response. my squad armed up and got ready to be dispatched.

Dispatched And Split In Half

The squad was splitting up, Me, Magnet Lure, and Harpoon Launch were going on a mission away from the army base we were operating at. I personally had a BAD feeling about all of this and Magnet did too. But Harpoon didn't care, he was excited. "Me and Magnet Lure are the ONLY medics in our squad." I screeched at him, but he responded "Nothing is going to happen. calm down!" "ONE engineer and TWO commandos are DEFENDING A BASE WITH NO MEDICS, THAT IS ASKING FOR DEATH!" Magnet Lure pointed out, shutting us both up from sheer loud noise. "Ow don't yell that loud! Its like a hoof on a chalkboard!" Harpoon scolded Magnet. "shut up." Magnet mumbled. "No." Harpoon responded obviously trying to anger her to the point of madness and insanity. Magnet simply responded "Oh I hate you!" "l love you too." Harpoon jokingly said giving a wicked smile and wink as he did.

"Ok. can we get to the mission now? PLEASE?" I begged at them until they agreed. Harpoon then pulled out a small camera like device and placed it towards the enemy base. I broke the 15 second silence by saying "well?" "uh...2 creatures guarding the main entrance, 3 walking the perimeter, and an unknown number of civilians-oh wait ... about 6 security cameras!" Harpoon reported back to me. my jaw dropped and I quietly spoke "you kidding me?!" "sorry weasel, I'm serious"

Anger / Revalation part 1

we soon got back to the base, and what I saw next was horrible. our 3 friends lying on the ground, Slide Sand and Snow Nova just knocked out but... Blaze Noon she... s-she ... her left back leg was cut off, bone sticking out of the wound, exposed flesh and blood veins pumping out blood. "check their pulses!" I yelled to my friends as I went in the open door next to my unconscious friends.

I saw a creature, walking on two legs, a light brown, eyes that seem to say "You are doomed!", and appeared to wear a skull on its head. it then charged at me and hit me in the face, sending me back a bit. It tried to do that again but missed, which gave me the opportunity to kick it in the back, knocking it down to the ground.

we took both of the enemy prisoners to interrogation rooms, then we started interrogating them, me, Harpoon, and Magnet interrogated them after Snow and Slide failed to get ANY info out of 'em.

"So... lets talk for a bit before we ask you questions." Harpoon suggested. "okay fine.you start." the one wearing a skull agreed while looking at Magnet in a feminine voice. "Um... Okay" "I'm female. My name is Magnet Lure. I'm extremely lazy. And I'm an Earth Pony."Magnet said to the "Pokémon" sitting in front of us.

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1 start

You wont believe the shit I have seen, the- I'm getting ahead of myself. The name is Weasel Shot, and I'm going to tell you the story of the collision war. Well first off, let me tell you about myself, I have a grayish-green coat, yellow and blue striped tail, brown (and the same grayish-green as my coat) striped mane, teal eyes, purple hooves (and purple mouth and/or snout), joined the army to pay bills and such, I'm a mare, I'm 22 years old, I'm scared to die in the field of battle, I'm an alicorn (You might be thinking "but miss Weasel Shot, I thought alicorns were immortal and super-powerful!" Well your wrong. Alicorns are powerful but not to the limits everypony thinks, and alicorns have more endurance and can survive normal injuries, well uh military injuries, like being shot in the chest or being stabbed, BUT we are not immortal, well most of the alicorns anyway), I'm not the best at magic, I'm not the fastest flyer, I'm strong enough to handle myself in a fight, I'm shy, I'm the size of a normal mare, I lost most of my squad during the collision war, and me and the remainders of my squad were some of the last ponies on the field that day.

Well it was Thursday when it began. Me and my squad were training when we heard and saw a loud an giant explosion.

When we saw it we instantly knew it was not part of anyponies training... or some rookie was an idiot and armed too many explosives... ether way it was bad so we go check it out. About halve way there we were stopped by our squad leader named Blaze Noon telling us "come on follow me, I was sent to look for survivors of that blast!" so we do.

Now let me tell you about Blaze Noon, She's a mare, she's 26 years old, She's an alicorn, Her cutiemark is a black skull and crossbones with white eye sockets and a combat knife (you're probably thinking "why didn't tell us YOUR cutiemark." Well its because I uh... d-don't have one. why are you smiling?stop laughing!)

Missioion acomplished / first question

We then ready our guns and came up with a plan. Well Harpoon did. "so we quietly take out those two guys-" "As apposed to taking them out louder than the explosion at the base?" Magnet remarked. I then told them to shut the hell up. I took out my silenced pistol and took out the 2 guards within seconds of each other. Magnet then threw a smoke grenade in the doorway and Harpoon disarmed the cameras 1-by-1. Magnet instructed me and Harpoon to escort the civilians while she provided cover fire. Before we can get out of the building the three "Pokémon" walking the perimeter,have just gotten two more friends.

We than were assaulted by LMG, and machine gun fire. we quickly got to cover before anypony got shot. "get those civis out of here NOW!" I yelled to Harpoon. He quickly nodded his head and got the civilians out of the building before any of them got killed. I threw my H.E. grenade and it managed to kill 2 enemies. I took another one out with my pistol, and Magnet sniped enemy #4. the last one got to close to me with a combat knife, and knocked the pistol out of my hoof. the only thing I had left was My combat knife, I used It to defend myself. Magnet couldn't get a shot so I was on my own

He tried to hack and slash me apart but I dogged and ducked and tried the same thing. he then tried to stab me with a 2 hand strike, BAD idea on his part, I dogged again then grabbed his wrist, disarmed him, and stabbed him in the leg.

I then picked him up and asked him "Why are you invading us?! answer me damn it!" his response was "you're the ones invading us, you pony SCUM!" I then punched him in the face. "lets get the civilians and this thing... back to base."

Anger / Revalation part 2

"I'm Harpoon Launch, I'm male, and I'm an alicorn." "and... I'm Weasel Shot, I'm female, I'm an alicorn, and I'm... shy" "well I'm a man of my word. My name is herb, I'm a guy, and I'm a grovyle." started the uh... "grovyle"

"and you?" I asked the one wearing a skull. "I'm Angel, female, a marowak." "okay and why are you invading equestria?" Magnet asked them. "you ponies are invading OUR homeland!" "WHAT?!" all three of us shouted. "You ponies are invade-" "no, w-we heard you." "so what's the problem then?" "The problem is you're lying your ass off!" Harpoon screamed at Angel and Herb.

"HAHAHA, no we're not." Herb commented with a charming smile. Harpoon grabbed Herb, pushed him against the wall and punched him in the stomach. "stop lying damn it!" "Okay, ...it'll be easy since... I'm telling the tru-" Harpoon then punched him in the head. "TELL THE TRUTH!" "I... AM... TELLING... THE... TRUTH."

They argued for uh... the next 10-20 minutes I think. "Weasel how about you go check on our friend?" Magnet asked me.

I told her I would

I got to the room and had a conversation with Blaze Noon. "Hey Blaze, How you holding out?" "my leg hurts less... and bleeds less." "that's good. How ya feel?" "Bored, awake, ... yeah that's about it!" exclaimed with a smile. "Hmm. Stop being a smart ass."