Chaotic Relationships

by ThunderCracker

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Human
Length: 9651

A man meets a woman named Eris while drinking his sorrows away. But she's more chaotic than she seems.

Travis' girlfriend recently broke up with him and he decides to go to the bar and drink his sorrows away. But when he meets a woman named Eris while intoxicated, he falls in love almost immediately. And if there's one thing he knows about her, it's that she's the craziest woman he's ever met.

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OHMIGOD FEATURRRRED ON 8/8/17

Published 2013-10-11 05:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2017-08-12 07:02:19 UTC

Chapter 2

Travis' alarm clock woke him up and he punched it off the nightstand. He sat up groggily and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. He had the craziest dream that he met a girl named Eris, and that she came to his house last night and fell asleep on his couch. He chuckled at the thought, but then he heard light snoring coming from beside him. He, slowly and shakily looked to his left to see the same girl from last night, sleeping in his bed. Travis had the urge to scream right then and there. But why didn't he? Well, first off, he would just piss her off, and secondly, he didn't want to have a foot up his ass at 7 o' clock in the morning. He clapped his hand over his mouth and quickly stood up from the bed. He rushed for the door but stopped. He slowly turned his head towards Eris who was sleeping happily on the bed, watching her chest rising and falling slowly, snoring so delicately, and smiling ever so cutely. Travis blushed lightly at the sight, he felt like he wanted to crawl back in bed with her and snuggle her so tight, but then again; he just met her, and he didn't want a foot up his ass at 7 o' clock in the morning. He decided to just walk into the kitchen and make breakfast and continue with his daily life. And he did so, but the 'daily life' part, eh, not so much. He sat at the kitchen table with a bowl of cereal in front of him. His bowl was still full, and he never even touched his spoon once. He just sat there, knowing that a woman he's know for 9 hours just so happens to be living in his house. But that meant his dream was true.

He walked back into the bedroom and looked at Eris again. She was still in the same position when he left her. He thought hard about it, but then left it alone, and went on with his day. He ate his breakfast, took a shower and got dressed. He put on his boxers followed by his jeans and went to grab his shirt, but he forgot to grab one when he walked in the bathroom. He sighed and looked into the mirror and saw a man with short black hair and turquoise eyes. He had a long handsome face and was a well built young man. He had two sleeves of tattoos and a few tattoos on his chest and stomach. Sometimes Travis could be sweet, others he could be the biggest asshole you've ever met, but those times are very rare, or when Travis is drunk...

He walked out of the bathroom to grab a shirt, but was stopped by Eris sitting up. She stretched her arms out and looked over to Travis who was standing there shirtless, exposing his tattoos. He blushed lightly and quickly reached into his wardrobe and pulled out a random shirt and ran into the bathroom slamming the door behind him. He quickly threw on his shirt and sighed in relief. It was his favorite Saturday the 13th shirt. He walked out of the bathroom and rushed past Eris and out of the front door.

He sat in his car for a few minutes thinking. Pff, what a way to start off your morning dumbass. He thought.

Travis pulled out of the driveway and went to the tattoo parlor. Once he arrived, he walked through the glass doors and was greeted by his alcoholic, drug dealing, pothead friend: Gary. Travis met Gary when he first applied for the job. He taught him all the basics, and how to tattoo on a real person, instead of a mannequin. Gary always called Travis 'little buddy' as his nickname, for Gary pretty much towered over Travis, and he knew not to fuck with Gary, cause the first time he did; his ass was grass. He got out of his car and saw Gary through the windows doing a tattoo on someone. He went through the glass doors and was greeted by Gary. He glanced up at Travis and grinned.

"Hey, whats up Little Buddy." He chuckled.

"Hey, whats up Gary." Travis replied pulling out a cigarette and lighting it.

"Hey, you know the rules, no smokin' in here." Gary said.

"When the hell did you care?" He asked.

"Ah, well, I am doing a tattoo here." Gary answered.

"Don't gimme that shit, you did a tattoo while drunk and high, you should've been dead, but you eventually passed out and... sent the guy to the hospital by dragging the needle across the guy's flesh, fucking up the tattoo completely and causing the other guy, severe shoulder pain." Travis balked.

Gary laughed hysterically. He remembered that night at the bar, and in the parking lot, drinking and smoking weed. Of course, Travis never did drugs, because Caroline would've slit his throat in his sleep without a single fuck in the world. Travis chuckled and sat down behind the counter that had various tattoos of dragons, grim reapers, gods, goddesses mythical creatures and even, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (for some odd reason that Travis didn't know. Possibly for all those bronies out there...)

There weren't really any customers today. Just a few guys wanting some tattoos only one person wanted Fluttershy Cutie Mark on their hip and that was pretty much it. Travis sat there with his feet on the counter and with his hands behind his head asleep. Gary walked up to him and lightly pushed him backwards causing him to fall backwards.

"GAH!" He shouted. He stood up and cracked his neck. "Ow, shit. What the hell Gary?" He asked.

"C'mon Little Buddy, it's closing time, we gotta go." Gary replied.

Travis rubbed his eyes and stood up. He hopped in the car and sped home to check on Eris. He pulled into the driveway and stumbled out of the car and sprinted towards his door. He opened up the door and the fire alarm was going off and there was smoke shrouding the ceiling.

"Gah! Son of a bitch!" He yelled.

He went into the kitchen and opened the microwave to see what the hell she had burned. He reached inside but his hand was burned instantly. He pulled out like 17 different oven mitts and grabbed the plate/bowl that was inside of there. It filled the sink up with water and plunged the plate into the water. He panted and he heard someone coming out of the bathroom. He turned to see Eris standing there with her hands on her hips and she was leaning on the wall with a smile on her face.

"Oh hey, whats up Travis?" She asked.

"Jesus woman! What the hell did you try to make?!" He shouted.

"Meh, I'm not very good at cooking." She replied.

Before Travis could reply, Eris sauntered into the living room. Travis gawked at her perfect swaying hips, his eyes fell to her perfect ass, how it moved with her hips. He snapped out of his trance and noticed the fire alarm was still going off. He turned the ventilation on in the microwave and watched the smoke slowly clear out. After a few minutes the smoke was gone and the scent still sorta lingered. He sprayed a bunch of air freshener around the kitchen and walked into the living room. He saw Eris' legs hanging over the armrest of the couch. He looked around to see her smiling brightly at Travis... her smile was... so infectious to Travis.

"W-what-t the hell d-did yo-you try to-" Eris cut him off, annoyed by his stuttering.

"I tried to make something to eat and I set the house on fire." She sighed.

"And you went to go use the bathroom?!?!" He shouted.

"Yeah, pretty much." Eris giggled.

"What in the hell?" He muttered while face palming.

He just slowly walked into the bedroom and sat down on the bed with his face buried in his hands. What is my life coming to? He thought. He laid back on the bed and sighed while sliding his hands down his face. He laid there trying to sleep, but he found himself paranoid, like Eris was going to do something else stupid. He peaked his head out of the bedroom and didn't see Eris' legs on the armrest anymore. He crept over to the couch and saw Eris laying there in a little ball. Travis sighed and threw the blanket over Eris and turned off the light. He walked back into his bedroom and closed the door quietly. He had to brace himself for what lies ahead.

Travis didn't get any sleep last night due to the fact that he was still paranoid about Eris doing something stupid like setting the house on fire again or possibly blowing it up. He peaked his head out of the bedroom for the 37th time to see if Eris was doing anything, and to his surprise, he saw her legs still hanging over the couch. He sighed and turned around to see Eris sitting on the bed.

"Hi there." She giggled.

"GUHBWAHHAH!!!" He screamed. "HOW DID YOU- I JUST- YOU WERE JUST-" Eris just sat there smiling. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" He asked.

He looked through the bedroom and saw the blanket that covered Eris. He walked over to it and threw the blanket off the couch.

Sneaky. Little. Bastard. He thought.

Eris had replaced her legs with a pillow and hung the pillow over the armrest. He looked at the bedroom door to see Eris standing there, grinning, ear to ear. Travis frowned and Eris walked back into the bedroom, forcing Travis to give chase. He walked into the bedroom to see Eris laying there still grinning.

"Oh come on Travis, it isn't going to hurt just to sleep with me for one night." She sighed.

Travis blushed profusely and hesitantly crawled into the bed. Half of Travis' body was hanging off the bed and Eris was laying in the middle of the bed. Eris was sleeping soundly, but Travis was struggling not to fall off the bed. He eventually decided to fall off the bed and sleep on the floor.

Why didn't I just say no and let her find a different place or just, kick her out. But whats stopping me?

Chapter 4

Travis woke up with the most warming sensation engulfing his body. He looked down to see Eris resting her head on his chest and her arms wrapped around him, squeezing him tightly. She cooed and Travis kissed her on the head, waking her up. She looked up at him with a smile on her face; which Travis returned. Travis tried to get up but Eris held him down and quickly crawled on top of him. She sat on his stomach and wore the cutest smile on her face.

"Good morning." She said.

Travis chuckled a bit before leaning up and pecking her on the lips. Eris let out a giggle before giving him a tender kiss. Travis got out of bed and put on a pair of boxers and jeans. He left the bedroom to go cook up some breakfast. Eris wrapped the blanket around her and followed close behind. Travis had already pulled out a pan and some bacon along with some corn beef hash and eggs. The devilish woman behind him let the blanket fall, revealing her naked, sexy body. She came up behind him and wrapped her arms around him tightly, pressing her large breasts against his back, making him shudder. Eris giggled and kissed him on the cheek.

"Want some?" Travis asked.

"Well hell yeah I'm gonna want some." Eris replied.

"Just wondering." Travis chuckled.

While he stood there, Eris felt around his body, squeezing him tightly every once in a while. Occasionally she'd reach down into his pants and stroke his hard member. This always made she and Travis laugh. Travis finished cooking and put everything on two separate plates for him and Eris. They both let out a sigh as they finished. Travis looked at Eris' completely naked body. She glanced over at him and giggled.

"Want some more?" She asked.

"You bet your ass I do."

Eris giggled as Travis stood up and pressed his lips against hers. She let out a gasp as she was swooped off her feet. Travis carried her over to the couch and sat down with her in his lap. Their kisses were long, filled with passion and lust. Eris pulled away and slid down and off of the couch. She knelt down in front of him and stroked his member through his pants.

Ding-Dong!

FUUUCK.

"Room."

"Got it."

The two sprinted to their positions. Travis waited for Eris to shut the bedroom door and lock it. As soon as he heard the click, he flung the door open.

YOU MOTHERFUC-

Standing in front of him, right in front of him, at his front doorstep. He couldn't believe it, his thoughts couldn't believe it, his eyes were telling him lies. He didn't want to see it, but it was fucking there. Right in front of him at this moment. The thing that was standing in front of him, was the beautiful woman he first fell in love with, Caroline. His heart plummeted to the bottom of his stomach, which was already in knots.

"H-hey, Travis." She said.

"Uh, hey." Travis replied. "What do you need?"

"Are my spare pair of glasses here?" She asked.

"Uh yeah, let me get em." He replied.

He shut the door and ran over to the bedroom door and knocked. Eris opened the door and he pushed through the get the glasses from her nightstand.

"Hey! Who is it?" Eris whispered.

"Something you don't wanna fuck with." Travis answered.

"That tells me a lot." Eris sighed.

"Caroline, that's who."

"Oh shit."

Travis chuckled and grabbed the spare glasses. His heart froze when he heard the front door open.

"Travis?"

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

He whirled around and ran towards the door, hiding Eris and shutting it behind him. He turned around and saw Caroling standing by the couch. She looked at him, then the pair of glasses. Travis held them out and Caroline took them. She put them in her purse and sighed. She gave Travis another look before walking up to him.

"How're you doing?" She asked.

"Getting better." Travis replied.

"Are you sure?"

"I'm fine."

"Okay, I just wanted to know bec-"

"But the longer you're here the harder it is to get over you. I don't wanna sound like an ass, but..."

"Oh, okay. I guess I'll be going now."

Caroline walked over to the front door and Travis walked her out. Caroline turned around and gave Travis a soft smile before getting in her car. Travis watched as she drove off and walked back inside. He knocked on the bathroom door and Eris opened it. She was fully clothed, wearing a pair of Caroline's short gym shorts that she left behind and one of Travis' jackets.

"You okay?" She asked.

Travis looked at Eris with a smile and wrapped his arms around her.

"Well, I'm still getting over her. But you help in every way." Travis replied, giving her a peck.

Eris giggled and replied with a tender kiss as she placed her hands on either sides of his head. The two stood in the doorway kissing. Eris' hands slid down from his face and around his waist. Travis' hands slid down to Eris' plump ass. She giggled as the sudden squeeze made her stand on her toes, causing her tongue to slip through Travis' teeth. They both pulled away and Eris giggled.

"What's funny?" Travis asked.

"You're really good at this, and I like that." She replied, resting her head on Travis' chest.

"Come on, lets go back to bed." Travis said as he went to walk around.

The woman that was wrapped around him dragged him into bed and rolled on top of him.

"I like that idea." Eris smiled devilishly.

Author's Note

Short chap, but the next ones will be longer, promise :pinkiehappy:

Chapter 5

The day Caroline came by passed like a breeze. It was all made possible thanks to Eris. She seemed to wipe all worry about Caroline from Travis' mind and keep him at least sane. But as the day went by, so did the night, and the next day rolled on. The lovers laid in bed, snuggled, exhausted, dirty, and most importantly, naked. Eris made sure that Travis was put to good work, and that she herself was well pleased also. She let out a soft coo as she could hear Travis' calm hearbeats. Her arms tightened around her naked lover's waist.

Their peace was ruined by a terrible, unsuspecting invention.

The alarm clock.

Once again, Travis made a mental note to save up for another one as he punched it off the nightstand and grumbled as he squirmed around. His cuddler let out a sigh. She looked up at him and rested her chin on his chest.

"Are you gonna call in sick today?" She asked.

"I would, but if I don't, I don't get paid. And no more food, no more energy, and no more alarm clocks. So yeah."

Eris gave an adorable pout. Travis let out a chuckle as he sat up and scooted towards the edge of the bed. The woman gave him a hug from behind and stroked his chest. The two made eye contact and smiled before giving each other a kiss,

Travis stood up and grabbed a set of clothes and went into the bathroom. The room was still dark, dimly lit by the light from the bathroom behind the door. Eris let out a yawn before wrapping herself in the blanket and wandering around the house. She flopped down on the couch and grabbed the remote.

The shower was quick and Travis was dressed even quicker. He left the bathroom to grab his jacket and slip his feet into his Vans. He left the bedroom and came across Eris, asleep on the couch, watching TV. With a sigh, he went over and slid his arms under her and carried her back to the bedroom. As he set her down, she began to mumble.

"Come on Travis, stay here with meee, pleeeeaase." She pleaded sleepily.

"You know I wish I could, but I can't." Travis replied.

Eris let out a groan and Travis left the room. He made sure to turn off the TV and grab his jacket before leaving. The drive to work was long, clear, and cold. The weather outside was getting colder as winter approached (Not a Game of Thrones reference, stop it). He parked his car and pressed the lock button repeatedly as he walked inside the tattoo parlor. As usual, Gary was up bright and early, finishing up one of his tattoos.

"What's up Little Buddy?" He asked.

"Nothin' much, what about you?" Travis replied.

Gary tilted his head to the man's back. Travis went behind the counter and sat down with a sigh. He picked up a tattoo magazine and started flipping through pages. As he flipped through, he started thinking about Eris.

I wonder if Eris would want a tattoo... I'd like to bet she'll look good with some. A sleeve or two... He thought.

As Travis continued to think, dirty thoughts filled his mind and a grin spread across his face. Vivid images of her firm supple breasts, fine curved hips, amazing thighs, sexy well toned stomach, beautiful smile, and creamy skin filled his mind. 14 minutes had passed by without Travis' knowledge. He shook his head and kept flipping. Little did he know he had already flipped through every page. Travis set the magazine down on the glass counter and leaned back in the chair.

The bell for the front entrance rang loudly. Travis leaned forward and saw a man hanging his coat up and waving towards him. Travis returned the wave and sat back in his chair and watched the man approach the counter.

"What's up man? How're you doin' today?" He greeted.

"Pretty good, pretty good." replied Travis with a nod. "What can I do for you today?"

"I was wondering how much it would be to get a tattoo like this." The man replied.

He pulled out his phone and enlarged a photo of the tattoo he wanted. Travis leaned forward and took the phone and inspected the picture closely. Pretty generic bright green, Chinese dragon. Travis nodded slowly and handed the man his phone back before leaning back in his chair.

"Where would you want it and how big?" Travis asked.

"I want it to wrap all the way around my arm, and I want the head towards my wrist." The man replied.

"That'd probably be about 200, maybe 220 dollars." Travis said.

The man nodded with a smile.

"Alright, that's cool. When can you start it?" He asked.

"Uhh, depends. Gary?" Travis called as he leaned past the man.

"What day is it today?" Gary asked.

"Tuesday." answered Travis.

"I can probably start it Thursday." Gary said.

"Alright then, Thursday it is." Travis told the man with a smile.

"Cool!" The man said cheerfully.

He and Travis shook hands and the man left. Travis watched the man leave and walk down the sidewalk through the windows. He sank back into his chair with a sigh. His eyes shot open and he jumped forward. A single coat hang from the monkey hook Travis hurriedly jogged over and took it off the hook before running out the door. He looked in the direction where the man went and cursed his southern hospitality. The man that had just left stood there with Caroline holding hands with her.

She seemed upset with him, but the man looked like he was trying to reassure her. Travis casually strolled over to him and held the coat out to him.

"Ah hell, thanks man." The man said.

"Don't mention it." Travis replied with a nod.

Caroline seemed to pretend Travis wasn't there. Travis grinned and shook the man's hand again.

"Didn't catch your name man. Gotta remember it for when I make that appointment." Travis said.

"Oh, it's Matthew. Matthew Cooper." replied Matthew.

"Alright well, I'll see you Thursday Matthew." Travis said as he walked away.

"You too dude."

Travis turned to walk back to the shop. A devious smile crept onto his lips. Travis didn't know why, but he was feeling evil at the moment. He shook the smile off, and gave a sigh. Eris was growing on him already. After he sat back in his chair behind the counter the day passed as if it never happened. Travis pulled his signature, "fall asleep in the chair" technique. Gary leaned the chair back just far enough to where it almost fell over then propped it up on a stool.

"TRAVIS!" He screamed.

The poor fool yelped and helplessly fell over. He looked up at Gary and sighed. Gary laughed hysterically before helping Travis to his feet.

"Go on and get some sleep at home, Little Buddy." Gary said as he patted Travis on the back.

The thought of home filled Travis' mind. Then dirty thoughts of Eris washed them away. He smiled and walked out the door with a wave to Gary. The drive home seemed shorter than they usually were. Maybe because Travis was doing 13 over the speed limit, but he sure as hell didn't notice. Travis ran up to his front door and fumbled the keys in his hands, then struggled to get them in the keyhole. It was a scene straight out of a cheesy horror movie.

"Come on you fucking FUCK." Travis growled.

Once he heard the click of the lock he kicked the door open and rushed inside. He managed to lock his door, hang up his keys and his coat, take off his shoes and throw his hat perfectly onto the coat hanger in a 30 second time window. He whirled around to see Eris leaning against his bedroom doorway. What she was wearing made every other model look like utter garbage.

The one and only virgin killer sweater...

"A bit eager are we?" She teased.

"Damn right I am." Travis replied.

Eris laughed seductively, and sauntered over to Travis. Travis stood there with a grin as he put his hands behind his back. Eris slid her arms over his shoulders and pulled him into a deep, wet kiss. Their tongues wrestled with each other. Travis slid his hands over Eris' hips and gave them a squeeze. Eris stood up on her toes to lean into the kiss more.

"I don't have... work tomorrow or... Thursday y'know..." Travis said between kissed.

"Well then you better... be prepared for... the most amazing... two days of your life." Eris replied.

"Oh I'm more than ready baby..." Travis chuckled.

Eris suddenly tugged him into the bedroom onto the bed. Her tits bounced, turning Travis into a life-sized bobble head. Eris giggled and swayed her chest back and forth, amused at his staring.

"Travis..." She moaned.

"Yes my love?" Travis replied.

The devious little devil pulled herself to Travis' ear.

"I want you to fuck me..." She whispered.

Travis' pants had never left his lower body faster than they did just now. He rammed his entire length into Eris' tight warm pussy. A loud scream left her mouth, and she squeezed Travis harder. Travis continued to thrust himself in and out of Eris. Whenever he was with Eris everything just seemed a hundred times better. The drinks... the cuddling... the sleeping... the sex...

"I..." Travis began.

"I want..."

"What do you want..?" Eris asked through her moans.

"I want all of you..." Travis moaned.

"But Travis... I've already given myself to you..."

Pleasure and emotion devoured Travis to the point he wasn't thinking straight anymore. He was so engulfed in the moment that he didn't care about anything else. Nothing and no one could beat Eris. The entire world could be out to kill him, but as long as he had Eris, the world was doomed to burn. All he needed was Eris. All he wanted was Eris...

Travis wrapped his arms around Eris' waist and lifted her up. He stood from the bed and pressed her against the wall. He rammed her so hard that her moans turned to breathless gasps for air. She dug her nail's into his back and bit down onto his should so hard that she drew blood. Travis let out a throaty moan. He ran a hand through her snowy white hair, while his free hand squeezed her tight ass.

"H-holy shit, Travis... yo-you're so good~!" Eris moaned.

Her head fell back against the wall and her tongue lulled out of her mouth. Travis felt himself slipping. His thrusts became more intense in a desperate attempt to finish. Eris' moans filled the room, and possibly the neighborhood.

"T-Tavis... hive ih ho me Tavis..." Eris moaned.

Another moan escaped Travis' lips as he gave one last thrust. The two's moans mixed together, as well as their climaxes. Travis emptied himself completely into Eris. Down to the last drop. Their moans were replaced with heavy and exhausted panting. Travis' legs buckled and he fell backwards into the bed. Eris wrapped her arms and legs around him and snuggled his chest.

'I-I'm so happy right now." Eris moaned sleepily.

"Me too babe." Travis replied.

Eris pushed herself up and sat back on her heels. She gave a loving smile, which quickly faded when she noticed the blood pouring from Travis' shoulder.

"Oh shit! Are you okay?" She asked.

"Huh? O-oh, yeah yeah, I'm fine." Travis answered.

"But you're bleeding!" Eris exclaimed.

"Jeez it's just a little blood. Why do you care anyways?"

*WHAP*

Travis held the side of his face. He looked back to Eris, who wore an extremely pissed look on her face.

"I may be a bitch sometimes, but that does NOT mean I don't care. I'm not some two-bit slut, I'm not some whore, and I sure as hell am not your shitty ex." She hissed.

Travis noticed the tears welling up in her eyes. He lunged forward and wrapped his arms around her, hugging her tightly. Eris returned the hug, and pushed away.

"Now let's get you fixed up." Eris said with a soft smile.

"Sounds good." Travis replied.

After cleaning and bandaging Travis' shoulder, and two more sessions of Über amazing sex, the two ended up cuddling together. Eris rested her head on Travis bicep and stroked his bare chest in circles. Travis gave a sigh and Eris looked up at him with concern.

"What's wrong Travis?" She asked.

"Eh nothing. I think, I just really needed this, y'know? Haven't felt this happy in a while so, thank you, Eris." Travis replied.

Eris pecked him on the cheek and snuggled him closer.

"You're welcome Travis." Eris said lovingly.

Author's Note

HOLY HELL I'M BACK?!?!

Yes, I am :ajsmug:

Chapter 6

A delicious scent flowed into Eris' nostrils, and her eyes slowly opened. Her nose poked up into the air, as if following the scent. She looked to her side and saw that Travis was missing. She also noticed that Travis had washed her undergarments, and perfectly folded his LSU hoodie. All of which was stacked neatly on the chair in the corner of the room. A soft smile grew on her face as she got dressed.

After sliding into the hoodie, she sleepily shuffled her way into the kitchen. Travis was standing in front of the stove with three pans in front of him. One had tender bacon sizzling in the grease, another had pancakes with mini chocolate chips melting inside, and the last pan had two sunny-side-up eggs. Colored impressed, Eris shuffled her way behind her lover and wrapped her arms around him.

"Good morning Travis." She said lovingly.

"Morning Eris." Travis replied, placing a hand over hers.

"Was the sex that good?" Eris teased.

"It's not the reason why I'm doing this, but, yes. It was." chuckled Travis.

"I'm glad it was, now I'm gonna go wait for you to get done." Eris said, reluctantly pulling away.

"You got it babe."

Since Travis had the next two days off of work, he planned on getting nothing productive done. Maybe buy a new alarm clock (again), and enjoy his time with Eris thoroughly. The two finished breakfast and went back into the bedroom for cuddles and kisses. During their make out session, Eris pulled away and mounted Travis.

"Say Travis, you ever been gambling?" She asked.

"Hell no." Travis replied sternly.

"Would you like to?"

"With what money?"

"Whatever you've got, my love."

Travis gave a hum, and Eris rocked her hips. Her hands wandered around her shirtless lover's body, and moaned as his tent rubbed through her dark black panties. Travis slid his hands underneath Eris's hoodie and gave her hips a squeeze. Eris hummed, her hips begged for more, and all Travis could do was provide. He sat up and pressed his lips against Eris's. The snow haired woman slid her arms around him, and held him tightly.

The way she held Travis in her arms made it seem like she really didn't want to lose him. Travis's hands made their way up to Eris's breasts, which he gave a soft squeeze. His hands sent a jolt through Eris's body, causing her to grind her hips against his. The woman pulled away and gasped for air. She gave a devious smile and Travis continued pecking at her neck. She failed to stifle her giggles as she held Travis tighter.

"So I'm thinking -- mph -- later tonight, we hit up a casino, make the big bucks. Whadda'ya say love?" Eris asked.

"Mmm, sounds like a terrible idea, but you sound confident." Travis answered.

"Of course I am. I've got super powers." Eris joked.

Travis gave a light chuckle and continued nipping Eris's neck. She ran a hand through his hair and gave him a kiss on the head. Travis wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her down under the blankets with him. Suddenly, both of their clothes were on the floor.

After a good few hours of amazing sex, and warm cuddles, the two decided to head out to the casino. Although Travis didn't know of any nearby casinos in Chicago, so he just relied on Eris to figure it out for him. Travis rummaged through his closet for the old tuxedo that he somehow still managed to fit into. He pulled it off the hangar and gave a sigh. After four years of being untouched, it were as if the suit were just tailored.

Travis put on the tux and walked out of the room. He turned to the living room and almost dropped dead on the spot. Eris was wearing the most stunning deep black open-leg dress. The opening went pretty far up her leg, just barely showing off her juicy thighs. The dress was just tight enough to compliment all of her perfect curves, and it was an off the shoulder dress, so her breasts were just barely visible. The irresistible woman sauntered seductively towards Travis and wrapped an arm around him.

"So darling, shall we go out for a night of fun?" She asked with a kiss.

"Yeah, just lemme get my keys." Travis replied.

"Trust me Travis, you won't need them." Eris ensured.

"Wait wha--?"

Before Travis was given the chance to protest, Eris was already tugging him to the door. As Travis went to say something, Eris opened the door and shoved him through it. A mixture of shock, fear, confusion, and intense happiness filled Travis's chest. After being shoved out the door, he whirled around to find himself already inside of the casino. Eris locked her arm with his and gave a devious smile.

"Let's get going shall we?" She asked.

"W-wait, Eris. How the fuck are we in the MGM Grand Casino??" Travis whispered.

"Why worry about that now Travis? Let's just enjoy ourselves." Eris replied.

She had a point, and Travis knew it. He strolled through the whole casino with his dynamite gal at his side. Eris pulled him to one of the roulette tables and, as if it came from her imaginary back pocket, slammed 50k on the 28 section. As the dealer made his final calls, a sense of dread engulfed Travis, as he watched the tiny white ball dribble and bounce between the numbers. Eris shot him a devious grin, and winked. Travis looked back to the roulette wheel, and as if God himself had cast down a miracle, the ball landed on 28.

The two lovers threw their hands up in the air and showered each other in kisses. After taking their cut, they went through every single table, winning every single game, and every single slot machine. Travis was laughing his head off, having the time of his life. Eris's heart seem to flutter at the sight of her lover smiling brightly. However her smile faded as soon as his did. The woman looked over in the direction Travis was looking.

"Ah shit, security." Travis muttered.

"Don't worry, I got this." Eris whispered.

Dread crept up Travis's spine as the two security guards made their way towards the two. One of the stopped just short, and the other one stepped up to them.

"Excuse me for the inconvenience, but you'll have to come with us." The man said.

"Sure thing, only if we get to take our money." Eris replied.

"We'll get that all sorted out soon ma'am, but for now, you'll have to come with us."

Travis had drummer feet the entire time he sat in the security room. Every minute that Eris spent away from him, the more he worried. And the security guard pacing back and forth with daggers for eyes wasn't helping. Just as the clock reached the twenty minute mark, Eris burst into the room with two suitcases.

"Alright boys! I'll be taking my boyfriend now." The woman said with the utmost pride.

The security guards look at each other, then back at the woman. Everyone saw the manager poke his head in and give a slight nod, before leaving. One of the security guards led Travis and Eris back to the main area. Once they left, Eris grabbed Travis and rushed over to the bathrooms.

"Come on, come on!" She exclaimed as she dragged Travis to the door.

As she shouldered the woman's restroom door open, she tugged the poor man with him. Travis stumbled through the door and pressed his hands against the wall to stop himself. But when he placed his hands on the wall, he noticed it wasn't the usual tile walls. He looked around, and found himself in his own house once again.

"Okay, seriously. What the fuck is going on?" Travis asked.

"Let's just say..." Eris began, pulling a golden apple out of seemingly nowhere.

"I have ways, and certain methods of doing things. Whether you enjoy it or not sweetheart." Eris wrapped an arm around Travis and bit into the golden apple.

After everything I've been through, this has got to be the craziest shit ever. But this just might be my big break... Travis thought.

Chapter 1

Travis sat there at the bar with a bottle of Budweiser in his hand and his face buried in his arms. He raised his head and took another swig of his Budweiser, finishing it. He slammed it on the bar and buried his face back in his arms. The bartender walked up to him and placed another Budweiser in front of him instinctively, Travis took it without looking up and then opened it up. He took a big swig then set it down on the counter. Travis' brother, one of the bartenders, walked up to him and put a hand on his shoulder. Travis looked up at him with tears still in his eyes. His brother sighed deeply.

"Look guy, I know how much she meant to you, and I'd feel the same way if I lost a woman like that. I'm just saying, try not to feel so bad, it wasn't your fault. Nothing that happened between you two is your fault. don't even think that it's your fault." He said low, giving Travis a light squeeze on his shoulder.

"But it is my fault Dennis, mine. I wasn't good enough for her so she-" Dennis quickly cut him off.

"Of course you're good enough for her, it's just that you've had such a hard time showing her." Dennis chuckled.

"Yeah... hard times..." Travis mumbled.

"Listen, drinking your sorrows away isn't gonna work, you gotta find a new woman. You can't sit in here everyday of your life just drinking." Dennis muttered.

"I could if I want to." Travis replied.

Dennis sighed and walked away, leaving Travis to his miserable self. Travis took another swig of his Budweiser, slamming it on the bar. He shuddered then shook his head vigorously. He buried his face in his arms once again, then began to remember what happened that night... With him and Caroline...

1 Night Ago.

"Asshole!" Caroline hissed.

"Caroline please, just list- WHOA PUT DOWN THE KNIFE BABE PLEASE!" Travis yelled.

Caroline raised her arm then threw the knife in Travis' direction. He ducked the knife, then ran into the living room behind the couch. Caroline quickly chased after him with another knife in her hand. She threw it at him and he dodged it once more. Caroline jumped over the couch and tackled him to the ground.

"You're such an asshole Travis! Why didn't you show up?!" Caroline asked with tears in her eyes.

"I've got work to do Caroline! I can't do two things at once!" Travis replied.

"You can't take a day off from doing tattoos?! What is wrong with you Travis?!" She asked.

Travis didn't have anything else to say, he pushed Caroline off of him and stood up quickly.

"Please Caroline, just. Listen. Please." He pleaded.

Caroline slowly stood up and glared at Travis. Travis felt like her eyes were burning into his soul. He took a deep breath then sighed.

"I'm sorry Caroline, truly I am. I just was so caught up in my work, with my friends, I was just enjoying myself for once in my life. And I'm sorry I couldn't make it for the grand opening, I'm so sorry Caroline. I love you." Travis choked up.

Caroline sighed, then lightly shook her face. She wrapped her arms around Travis and held him in a tight hug.

"Oh Travis, I know you like spending time with your friends, but could you take a little time away from them and just spend a little more time with me?" She asked, resting her head on the crook of Travis' neck.

"I just, really wish I could Caroline, I really do. But I can't just turn my back on my friends just for you." Travis replied.

"I'm not telling you to turn your back on them, I'm just telling you to come and spend some time with me." She explained.

Travis sighed and wrapped his arms around Caroline, giving her a tight hug. Caroline kissed Travis on the cheek and pulled away.

"Travis, I-I think we should spend some time away from each other." She stuttered.

Travis just sat there, but then he understood. He nodded his head lightly, then turned away.

"Yeah, okay. Are you uh, are you gonna be alright without me?" He asked.

"Yeah." Caroline nodded.

Caroline packed her bags and walked to the front door. Travis followed and Caroline dropped her bags. She looked at Travis and hugged him. Travis returned the hug and Caroline leaned up and gave him one last peck on the lips. She turned and picked her bags up and walked out the door, leaving Travis by himself, alone.

Now.

Travis had 8 empty bottles of Budweiser next to him. He was chugging down the ninth one without stopping, he took the last gulp and slammed it down on the table.

"Another!" He shouted like Chris Hemsworth from Thor. Instead he didn't smash the bottle on the floor, and he was drunk.

Dennis sighed and walked over to to Travis placing another beer in front of him. He scowled at Travis then walked away, mumbling and swearing under his breath. Travis spoke gibberish and gripped the neck of the bottle, Travis slogged around and popped the cap off of the bottle instantly. He took a swig then looked to his right, he almost turned sober instantly and choked on his beer. Sitting next to him was the most beautiful woman he's ever seen before. She was wearing a grey, black striped vest and pants with a brown undershirt. Her white hair flowing so elegantly down her back, turning black when it got past her neck, and her red eyes and yellow where white was supposed to be. Travis gawked at her beauty, she noticed this and giggled a bit.

"Whats the matter? Cat got your tongue?" She asked.

Travis shook his head and blinked his eyes a few times, then looked back at the woman. She was definitely real alright, sitting there on the stool with one of her legs crossed over the other one. Travis almost dropped the beer, but he gripped it tightly before he did, and snapped out of his trance.

"Guh, uh, n-no. Its just that, I've n-never seen you before." Travis replied.

"Well, I'm definitely not new here, I've been here for a while." The woman replied.

"Um, d-didn't quite c-catch your n-name." Travis stuttered.

"Oh where are my manners, if I had any." She muttered with a smile on her face. "My name is, Eris. Named after the goddess of chaos, and blah, blah, blah, yeah." She said waving her hands around.

"Eris..." Travis repeated under his breath. Eris didn't hear him.

"So, care to buy a woman a drink?" She asked.

"Whats the matter hmm? Cat got your tongue?" She asked.

Travis looked at Dennis and Dennis smirked lightly. He turned around and got a beer off one of the shelves. He handed it to Eris who drank it happily. She looked at Travis and smiled.

"Thanks, hon." She said taking another swig.

Travis blushed lightly and turned forward grabbing his beer and taking a quick swig. He placed it back on the bar and glanced over to Eris. She was taking another swig of her beer, then happily placed it down on the bar.

"So, do anything fun lately?" She asked.

"No... not really..." Travis replied.

"What does that mean?" Eris asked.

"Well, for starters, I had some fun with my friends, then i come home only to be attacked by my girlfriend, and then she ends up breaking up with me and then I end up here, drinking my sorrows away." Travis had pretty much summed up his entire two nights.

"Hmph, interesting." Eris replied with a light giggle.

"Yep... real interesting. Even to me." Travis said.

Dennis walked over to Travis and patted him on the shoulder.

"Come on Travis, go ahead and get home, you've been here since this morning, go on. Get some rest." He said.

Travis nodded lightly and stood up, he turned and walked towards the door, pacing himself. He pulled out his keys and unlocked his car. The car drive home was longer for some reason. Was it Eris? Was it Caroline? What was it that made the drive home longer. Dennis did say something about meeting new people, but Travis never considered it, just kept on drinkin'. He stumbled out his car, still a bit drunk, and headed for his door. He pulled his keys out of his pocket and unlocked his door, while locking his car with a single push of a button. He stumbled through the doorway kicking the door closed. He walked into his bedroom and fall forward on the bed, instantly snoring himself to sleep.

Travis was startled awake but someone knocking on the door. He looked at his digital clock. 3 o' clock in the fucking morning?! Who the hell?!?! He thought. He ran for the door and opened it and almost squealed like a girl. He saw Eris standing at his doorway, with a beer in her hand.

"E-Eris? Wh-What the hell are you doing here?!" Travis asked.

"Eh, I got kicked out of my apartments, so, I needed a place to stay." She replied, a slur to her voice.

"And WHY of all places did you choose here?" He asked.

"Because I knew you'd let me stay." She replied walking past him.

Travis facepalmed and followed her into the living room. He looked up to speak, but found himself gawking at what he saw. Eris was stripping down from her vest to her brown undershirt. She threw the vest carelessly off to the side, landing on the arm rest. She unbuttoned her brown shirt and let it slid down her shoulders, revealing her nice slender body. Travis wanted to look away, but couldn't allow himself to. He felt the heat sting his cheeks and he turned to his bedroom door, but Eris stopped him.

"Not so fast, I need someone to tuck me in." She said.

Travis' blush deepened and he slowly turned to see Eris in her bra. Travis stood there gawking at her slender body and Eris let out a giggle. She sauntered over to him and wrapped an arm around his neck.

"Come ooooon Travis." She slurred.

Gah, that's so fucking hot.

She pulled Travis along and then released him when they reached the couch. She slumped down onto the couch and waited for Travis.

"I'm... just gonna go get a blanket." He said walking off.

He swiftly sprinted down into the closet grabbing a blanket, then sprinted back to Eris. She was still laying there in the same position she was when Travis left her.

"Waiting." She said blankly.

Travis quickly flapped the blanket over her and let it fall over her. She snuggled with the blanket and smiled lightly.

"Care to join me?" She asked, holding her hand out, but it fell instantly.

"Uh, no thanks." Travis replied running into his bedroom.

He cannonballed into his bed and threw the blankets over him. His mind was rattling from the thought of Eris- ERIS - staying with him, just because she got kicked out of her apartments. It's funny really, he met her only 5 hours ago and she's already living with him. But as sexy as she was to Travis, he had a bad feeling of impending doom approaching. And it was going to send a red ball straight into his life. Like a sucker punch to the face.

Chapter 3

Travis laid there in the bed with an unbelievably sexy woman cuddling him. Both arms wrapped around him and a leg over his. Needless to say, he had a boner. He gasped as she sleepily moaned and slid her leg further up. The feeling of Eris' warm body and large breast squishing against him felt comfortable. Of course it was weird at the same time but still, comfortable. Travis couldn't help but slide an arm around her and hold her closer. Her breasts squished up and Eris let out a moan.

"Mhh, Travis." She moaned into his ear.

He wheezed as Eris held him tighter and slid her leg further up, right underneath his waist; and underneath his boner.

Fuck, too high, too high! He thought.

"Mmm, Travis, are you hard right now?" She asked with a giggle.

"Can't help it, but yes." Travis sighed.

"Would you like me to help you with it?" She kissed his neck.

"Uhh, n-no thanks. I'd rather- NOT!" Travis gasped.

Eris let out a giggle when she shoved her hand down his pants. Her hand wrapped fully around his dick and was slowly stroking it.

"Who knew you were so big down here Travee." Eris smiled.

Travis had no escape. His arm was pinned by Eris laying on it, his other arm was asleep (of course) and Eris hooked her leg around Travis' and had quickly pulled herself onto him. Her long white and black hair dipped and spread over his face. Eris leaned down and pressed her nose against Travis'.

"There's no need to be afraid, darling." She said before pressing her lips against his.

*BZZZZT*

Travis' phone alarm went off and he shoved Eris off of him. He reached over and shut it off before quickly rolling off the bed and onto the floor. With haste, he grabbed a shirt and a pair of jeans before rushing into the bathroom and shutting the door behind him, locking it. Eris looked at the door, dumbfounded. She let out a sigh and pouted before she getting up. She wandered around the house without her pants and grabbed Travis' jacket. It was big on her so it went over her hands. As she wandered she found a bottle of whisky and poured herself a shot. A sigh left her mouth as she set the glass down on the counter and put the whiskey away.

While she wandered, Eris found a picture with Travis standing with another woman. She picked up the picture and examined it. Travis seemed happy in the picture, as well as the woman that was with him. He also seemed a lot younger. He had his arms wrapped around her with his forehead pressed against her's. Eris looked down to the bottom right of the picture and read the words, "Prom Night".

"That's Caroline."

Eris set the picture down and whirled around to see Travis grabbing his other jacket. He slipped his arms into it and walked over to Eris with a spare pair of sweat pants and handed them to her. Eris took them and Travis looked over at the picture with a sigh. His face seemed plain as he stared at it. He shook his head before turning around and heading towards the door.

"I'm heading out to work." He said as he opened the door.

"Travis!" Eris called.

Travis stopped and looked over at Eris.

"I'm... sorry, I guess." She said with a sheepish laugh.

Travis nodded, "It's fine." He replied as he walked out the door.

Travis walked out and got in his car. He started it and slumped back with a sigh. He closed his eyes then shook his head and backed out of the driveway and left for work.

Meanwhile, back at the house, Eris continued wandering around. She poked around, being her usual nosy self. She went back into the bedroom and started poking around there. Nothing in the dresser, nothing in the bathroom, she found herself poking around the nightstand. She was digging through before she stopped when she heard the front door opening. She quickly shut the door and flopped on the bed and threw the blankets over her. Travis walked into the bedroom and flopped down on the bed. Eris rolled over and looked at Travis.

"What about work?" She asked.

"I called off today. Didn't feel like going." Travis replied with his face buried in the bed.

Eris let out a sigh before sitting up and scooting next to him. She placed her hands on either side of his head and lifted it up and scooted her lap underneath before resting his head down. Travis rolled over and looked up at her. She gave a cute smile. Travis couldn't help but smile back. He positioned himself to lay correctly on the bed and Eris laid next to him.

"Sorry about earlier." Travis sighed.

"It's fine." Eris replied, her head resting on his chest.

"I just thought about her too much in that moment. Then you found the picture and I had to get away. But, couldn't." Travis sighed again.

Eris giggled as she pushed herself on top of Travis again.

"You, need to forget about her, and start spending more time with me." She said as she seductively shook her hips on top of him.

"I guess you're right." Travis smiled.

Eris smiled back as she started taking off the jacket and slowly taking off her shirt to reveal her nice, sexy, curves. Her tits were especially large and Travis couldn't help but reach out and grab them. Eris moaned lightly as she rested her hands on Travis'. Travis was already hard and Eris was grinding her crotch against his tent. Her moans got louder when Travis unlocked her bra and leaned forward. He wrapped his lips around her nipple and started to suck softly. Eris arched her back as her crotch pressed down against Travis' and his soft sucking. She placed a hand on the back of his head and kept grinding.

Travis picked her up and pressed her against the wall. He started to thrust while sucking her tits. Eris moaned loudly and wrapped her arms around Travis' head. Travis set her down so he could quickly slip out of his pants and boxers to reveal his fully erect member. In the midst of Travis getting ready, Eris pulled her panties down and Travis pressed her back against the wall before picking her up again. He position his head just at her entrance and stopped.

"You sure?" He asked.

"Yes, fuck me like I'm your bitch!" Eris demanded.

She let out a yelp as Travis thrust his full length inside and went off without a hitch. Eris' moans were Travis' motivation, the louder she moaned, the harder and faster he thrust.

"Oh my God Travis, more... give me more of your cock!" Eris moaned into his ear.

Travis let out a groan he tried to go faster and harder. Eris placed her hands on other side of his head and brought his lips to hers. Their tongues danced and Eris moaned inside of Travis' mouth. Travis' hands squeezed her round, soft, plump ass and used it as leverage to thrust harder.

"H-h-holy shit! Travis, I'm gonna cum! Ohhh, Travis you're making me cum!" Eris screamed as her head fell back and her tongue lulled out.

"Ah shit, me too!" Travis shouted.

They both screamed and moaned as they got closer their climaxes. Travis pulled all the way out and did one final thrust and buried himself deep inside her. They both screamed in pleasure as Eris came and Travis shot his warm, sticky seed inside of Eris. Travis stumbled backwards and fell on the bed. Eris tiredly slid her arms around Travis and squeezed him tightly as he was still buried inside of her. They both managed to lay correctly in bed and snuggle close together.

"Wow... that was... hoo." Travis laughed.

"Yeah, you're amazing darling." Eris panted as she tenderly kissed him.

"I hope I was." Travis sighed.

"Oh stop. C'mere." Eris pulled Travis back into another long loving kiss.

The two kissed and made out for a long time before getting tired. Travis rolled on his back and Eris snuggled close to him, her head resting on his chest, completely naked. And they both fell asleep together. But Travis... Travis had fallen asleep with a smile on his face.

Author's Note

Holy shit, I haven't edited this thing in two fucking years. But hey! It returns, and with a sexy entrance. I just needed to read it, see what was wrong and delete the third chapter. Because that's what was messing everything up. I hope this chapter hasn't rushed anything. Anyways, enjoy!