Random tales of The Princesses and the Mane Six

by Bubbly

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 4914

Random compilation of one shots about the Mane Six and the Princesses

A random compilation of one shots that were good idea at the time, but things I would never actually turn into a full fic or let alone publish unless it was put into one of these...
Some of these are completely random and have no plot and make no sense so don't take these seriously. Just enjoy them for the randomness.

Also note not everything will be a mature rating, just have it set to that because there will be a few.

Also, again, feel free to hate on any one shot one here.
Enjoy~

Published 2013-10-12 03:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-24 07:47:07 UTC

Princess Celestia Reads a Princess Molestia Comic (Mature)

Celestia sauntered down the glorious hallways of Canterlot castle, her hoof steps echoing on the marble walls as she made her way to her sister's room. Luna had asked her to grab her second set of star maps as she was busy fixing stars that had gradually lost their position in the sky as well as changed colors. Celestia's maintenance with the stars while Luna was gone wasn't to her sister's specks and she wanted to fix them. Not that anypony would notice.

She arrived at the doors to her sister's chambers, two lunar guards stationed outside it on either side. Celestia smiles at them. "You two are momentarily relieved of your duties." The guards glance at each other before casually walking away. Celestia quietly let herself in once the guards had gone away.

The inside of Luna's room was like what anyone would guess. The walls were painted black and enchanted with a spell that showed the night sky as it was. Some of the stars flickered and moved before flickering again. A real-time star map. It was impressive, Celestia had to admit and the light from it alone was enough to set the room in a thin light that wasn't dark but also was easy on the eyes. It was the perfect 'morning light' and Celestia now thought about having something similar installed into her chambers.

As she continued to look around the room she noticed a group of rolled up papers, rather large ones. They were about as tall as her, not including her extended height from her horn, and were thick like a small novel. Celestia wondered why they were so large and why there were so many of them. She levitated one over and opened it. To her surprise it wasn't a large portion of the sky like she thought it would be. It was actually a smaller portion with no more than fifty stars on it, each with its name and year of creation.

Satisfied, Celestia closed the scroll and gathered the rest. She was about to leave when she noticed a booklet on the dresser in the back corner. Setting the scrolls aside for the moment she causally made her way over, avoiding the various papers littered across the ground. Upon reaching the dresser Celestia levitated the small booklet and read the title.

She paused. "I couldn't have read that right-" she whispered to herself before looking behind her to make sure no one was watching. When she deemed the coast clear she reread the title. "Princess.... Molestia? What in Eques- is that suppose to be me?!"

Celsstia took a good look at the fully colored cover page. It was her dressed in a black leather boots that went almost all the way up her legs and some other clothing she'd never seen before. It appeared to be a uniform of sorts and it too was black. Atop her head was a hat and in her magical aura a whip. She wore a sly grin on her muzzle that didn't promise good things.

"What would Lulu be doing with something like this?" Celestia trivialized as she opened to a random page. Her face quickly flushed red as she stared at the page before her. In it was her standing before her student, who was chained to a wall in black leather boots. She also had a blindfold on and looked to be a little frightened

Celestia took a closer look at the page, curiosity getting the best of her. She examined herself, the detailed pages showing her with a disappointed expression and the frightened Twilight. She was levitating the whip back and forth across Twilight's cutie mark and the mare was tense.

You've disappointed me again, Twilight. Celestia reads the quote bubble above her head.You know what come next, right?

In the next panel Twilight swallows the lump in her throat. I'm sorry Mistress, it won't happen again! the lavender mare pleaded as she struggled against the chains. Twilight then lets out a yelp as the whip strikes her flank with force. She let out a small whimper. Prince~

What do you call me by? Celestia, or Molestia reminded Twilight, readying her whip to strike again.

Twilight bit her lip, her ears flattening on her head. ...Mistress... she replied meekly as she waited for the sting of the whip against her flank. That sting however never came and Twilight relaxed slightly.

Molestia got up close to Twilight. You must be thirst. she cooed into Twilight's ear, levitating a bottle of red wine over. She opened it with a pop and before Twilight could reply she pressed the bottle to the mare's lips. Molestia tipped the bottle up sending the blood red liquid into Twilight's mouth.

Twilight, taken by surprised, had to quickly swallow the first few gulps before the princess pulled the bottle away. Twilight coughed for a few seconds, her mind already starting to swim. She knew she was a light weight and didn't drink often because of it. The bottle was pressed to her lips again and she drank it down more easily this time before it was taken away again.

Molestia grinned at Twilight who was slowly getting drunk. She attached a collar to her neck and connected a leash to that before releasing Twilight from her chains. The lavender mare dropped down onto all fours and wobbled around at bit before the tugging on the leash guided her forward. She took a few steps before bumping into something and fell on her rump.

Open your mouth, Twilight. Molestia commanded, attaching a strap-on to herself. Twilight obeyed with her tongue hanging out slightly. Molestia grinned and rested the tip of the dildo on Twilight's tongue. Twilight -who was now extremely confused- moved her head back to speak, but Molestia stopped her by pressing the tip to the mare's lips. Kiss it. Molestia commanded in a harsh voice.

Twilight took a moment to register the command before gently kissing the tip of the dildo. She was rewarded by Molestia stroking her mane before she felt her head being pushed forward, the dildo parting her lips as it was forced into her mouth. Twilight slowly took the length of the fake phallus until her gag reflex kicked in and she tried to pull back, but Molestia's hoof stopped her.

Keep going, Twilight. Molestia encouraged, pulling her hips back slightly before forcing more of the length into Twilight's mouth. Twilight let out a soft whimper of discomfort as she began to deep throat the toy, her stomach threatening to let lose the wine and her lunch from earlier. The dildo soon hit the very back of Twilight's throat and the mare continued to fight back her gag relflex so she wouldn't get punished.

Twilight felt relief when her throat was cleared of Molestia's toy and she quickly sucked in a breath before the toy was forced all the way in again, this time it seemed to go further down her throat. This motion was done several times until she was swallowing the whole dildo.

After a few minutes Molestia pulled the strap-on out of Twilight's mouth, which was now dripping with her saliva, and admired the mare as she coughed and gasped for air. Molestia began to trot around Twilight, admiring her plot. Twilight, are you ready?

Twilight didn't quiet understand what Molestia meant but shook her head up and down nonetheless. Molestia grinned as she leaned her head down towards the oth-

"Sister!" Luna shrieked at Celestia who had ended up on her sister's bed. Celestia shot her head up to see Luna's flushed face as her quickly flushed as well. "Wh- is that?"

Celestia quickly looked between the adult comic book and Luna before throwing the book over the side of the bed. "N-no..." she replied, her eyes shifting around the room to avoid her sister's look. "I uh... I have to gooooo-" Celestia stopped herself as she couldn't think of an excuse to leave. Finding no way out the room filled with a bright white flash and Celestia was gone, leaving her baffled sister to only stare embarrassed at the spot she was just at.

Author's Note

A friend's idea for a fanfic and he always bugged me to write it so here it is. In other words not my idea. I also decided to not make this very long (sense this was never intended to be a true fanfic). The reason most of the speaking is in Italic is because that's Celestia reading in her head, in case you didn't catch that.
Enjoy~

Luna and Celestia Play Risk (Everyone)

Celestia stood over her younger sister, glaring down at her with an evil grin. "Sister, you will regret invading Griffon Kingdoms!" she shouted, her vice echoing around the stadium.

Around her and Luna we rows upon rows of seats, each filled with earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns alike. Along with the two other alicorns -Princess Cadence and Princess Twilight Sparkle- and Shining Armor sitting between them. Ponies cheered at Celestia's remark as the withe alicorn lifter a cup with three attack dice in it, shaking it furiously before spilling its contents onto the board.

Celestia's grin became wider. "Two fours and a three." she taunted with a chuckle.

Luna didn't faze as she raised her cup along with two defense dice and rolled. Celestia's face turned to shock when she saw the numbers. "Huzza, TWO AND FIVE!" she shouted, using the royal Canterlot voice. Celestia was forced to remove a unit from her territory, only leaving five on her side and eight on Luna's defending side.

It was Luna's turn to grin. "Give up, dear sister, for your defeat is already set in stone. I own forty-eight territories and you only have half the Griffon Kingdom."

"Never, I will not fall to you invasion!" Celestia spat back as she began to roll again. Sweat trickled down the side of her forehead as she prayed for high numbers. Upon letting the dice roll across the board Celestia smiled when she found she received a six in her mix of numbers. An almost guaranteed defeat of an enemy unit.

Oooo's from the crowd could be heard and they all went quiet, leaning in to watch these last few minutes of battle between the two regal sister came to an end. Luna looked at the six. She would lose this battle if she didn't get a six on her roll, so she nervously rolled her dice.

The crowd fell silent as Celestia picked up one of Luna's units and moved it to the dead pile. "I have the one die advantage here dear sister." Celestia began as she started to roll. Luna replied with a grunt before rolling as well. On the next roll Luna was forced to pull another unit, and again and again until she was forced to give up her territory card to Celestia. The sun goddess smiled triumphantly as she moved four of her units to the newly conquered territory.

Luna only glared. "Tis was a foolish move. I still have forty-seven territories, and you only have six, all of which are under-armed." She said collecting her reenforcements and placing them on the neigboring territory from the one she had just lost. "Thirty-six units to attack your feeble ten. Admit defeat!" Luna demanded and the crowd waited for a response.

Celestia looked around the stadium. Sure this was only a harmless game, but she still had to be compeditive and backing down was not an option. She remade eye contact with Luna. "Never. I will go down in battle, and I will never surrender to you."

"Fine then, so it shall be." Luna replied trading dice with her sister. She set up to attack, rolling the first round of dice. "Three, three and five." she said, a smile tugging at the corners of her mouth.

Celestia looked at the numbers, defeat really was only a few dice throws away. She rolled either way and recieved lower numbers and pulled a unit, making it a three on forty. Both sister rolled again, this time Luna having to remove a unit. But from there Celestia quickly lost the territory she had just taken over and lost it to her sister once more. After that Luna quickly dismantled the rest of -what was left- her sister's army.

The crowd waited as the last roll of the dice took place and Celestia finally had to admit defeat, placing her very last unit into the dead pile. Luna controlled the whole board. The who stadium began to cheer for Luna's victory and the two alicorns stood up and embraced each other in a hug.

"You've learned well, Lulu." Celestia complimented with a smile.

Luna returned the smile. "I learned from the best, Celly."

Author's Note

Another silly one-shot
So if you don't know what Risk is it's a board game, now the rules in this fic are mostly correct aside from the reinforcements (as it has been years since i last played that game). This one was my idea so like or dislike this one it was kind of fun quick write story.

Check Mate

Players, prepare for the first round! a voice boomed over a set of speakers.

Twilight glanced around the area, bright lights illuminating the area around her. She had just woken and her vision was blurry. She could make out several blobs surrounding her. A few stood up and moved around. Twilight blinked a few times in attempt to clear her vision. She even went so far as to rub the sleepiness out of her eyes. After a moment Twilight could make out Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Beyond them Applejack, Pinkie and Rainbow dash were also waling up.

"What the?" Twilight turned around and found Rarity and Fluttershy were also dazed and confused. "Rarity? Fluttershy, are you two alright?" Twilight inquired. Neither responded. "Rarit-" Twilight fell back on her haunches as he muzzle hit something hard, which was strange considering there was nothing in front of her.

Twilight rubbed her muzzle and looked in front of her. Yes, there's definitely nothing in front of her. She moved one of her hooves in front of her. It was stopped by an invisible barrier of some sort. The barrier rippled when her hoof touched it, causing it to ripple and reflect the light coming from above. Curious, Twilight looked to the other side but a line of solar and lunar guards blocked her sight. Twilight jumped in place several times to make sure that what she was seeing was indeed correct.

On the opposite side Twilight could see Queen Chryisalis, King Sombera, a line of changeling drones in the front and to the left and right were the corrupt versions of each of the main six from when Discord had attempted to take over.

The game will begin in five.... four.... three.... two....one....

A loud buzzer rang out once the count down had ended.

Player one... begin

A flash of green on the opposite side shot into the air and Twilight could barely see a changeling drone charge forward before slamming into a barrier, the wall shimmering and rippling. At the same time the area let up green and a wall of green energy appeared behind the drone before fading to clear color. The drone buzzed around angrily inside the confinement of the invisible room.

Player two... begin

Almost as soon as the voice was done speaking the box in front of Celestia flashed white and the Solar guard in front hesitantly stepped forward before another flash closed him in. Twilight examined this a few times, watching as each pony or changeling would move in a grid like fashion. She came to the conclusion that they were on a giant, enchanted chess board. It made sense too.

First off, there were a line of four solar guard and four lunar guard in the front. The 'pawns' essentially. Then there was them: Twilight, Rarity, RD, AJ, Fluttershy and Pinkie. They were supposed to be the Rooks, Knights and Bishops. Rarity and Twilight were in the Bishop squares. Twilight guessed this was because they could teleport from space to space. RD and Fluttershy in the Knight squares, and AJ and Pinkie in the Rook areas. Lastly, Celestia represented the king, and Luna the queen.

Player two... begin

Twilight came back, the voice reminding her she was in a chess game. How many turns had passed? The question bothered her, among other ones. She quickly glanced around and found almost everyone had been moved, aside from her, Luna and Celestia. She even noticed a few guard missing as well as changelings.

A flash of white brought Twilight's attention and she watched as a guard stepped forward, spear in hoof, and he approached a changeling in the next diagonal square. He jabbed the spear through the changeling's mid-section. The changeling let out retched, blood curdling screech as it dissolved from the air, allowing the guard to take its place. The square flashed white signal the end of the turn.

The voice announced for "player one" to start their turn and Twilight watched as the corrupt version of Rarity teleported from her starting position to where the solar guard was and appeared in front of him. The guard raised his spear and jabbed it at the corrupt Rarity. She side stepped before the spear struck her and then turned around sending a powerful kick into the guards' chest creating a large dint in the chest armor and sending him to the ground with a large 'thud'. The guard then dissolved away leaving the space for Rarity to take.

Twilight noticed that she had a direct shot at the corrupt Rarity and once more the voice rang out calling for player two to start. Her square flashed white and the whole area went black aside from the square that Rarity was in. Twilight looked around. She couldn't see anyone, just black. Realizing she had no where else to go she teleported to the square. Just as she arrived Rarity was already charging her and Twilight reacted quickly. A purple wall materialized causing Rarity to slam into it.

Rarity stumbled backwards dazed by what had just happened. She ran at Twilight once more, making it look like she was blindly going at the shield again before weaving around it and using her hind legs to throw herself at Twilight. Twilight unexpectedly turned on her, the shield dropping, and instinctively shot a beam of pure energy at Rarity. The beam hit Rarity as she continued to fly forward before hitting the ground in front of Twilight, unconscious. Twilight stared at Rarity's limp body and leaned down to see if she was okay but her body dissolved like the others had. The room returned to normal and Twilight could see everyone again then her square flashed white.

Meanwhile in the real world...

"Your move, Moony."

Nightmare Moon glared at Discord. He had perfectly executed her bishop with a swift attack with his bishop. She had to give him credit however, using Twilight and her friends as chess pieces was a marvelous idea! And even snagging the princesses as well. He had even went as far as to steal the changeling queen, some of her drones and got Sombera to agree to this.

It was entertaining, watching the shrunken ponies in their enchanted chess board to combat one another. Too bad none of them were actually hurt. Still it was fun to watch even though who ever attacked would always win, no matter what. Just watching to see what they would do to counter one's attack.

"Hurry Moony, you're already three seconds on the clock."

Curse these speed run chess games... Nightmare thought to herself as she chose her castle: corrupt Pinkie Pie to move forward three spaces where regular Rainbow Dash was at. Pinkie slid under Rainbow just as she smacked a pie into the others muzzles. Rainbow then faded before appearing off the board in a containment tray where they lay unconscious until the match was over. Nightmare then pressed the red button on the clock which started Discord's own clock.

"Your turn." she stated with a grin.
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Author's Note

Hmm, yes... I think this will do for random. Pretty much used anything I could think of for this one that would make sense in an enchanted chess game. Actually, I really didn't do too much with this one, just something quick.
Coming up: The second part to Princess Celestia Reads a Princess Molestia Comic
Part 3 to PCRPMC
Part 4 to PCRPMC
(Every. Single. One of these PCRPMC parts were evilly devised by my friend who has an uncomfortable knack for what these have in store. And trust me, some of them are odd so I was like "fuck it, why not?")
Some other stories which haven't been developed yet.
More stories.
And More stories...
Also: Looking for an proofreader-
Not that one is necessary (that's actually only half true), but still is nice to have one handy. Message if interested.
Hope you enjoyed~
Feel free to hate~

A Midnight Stroll... or... Close Enough to it...... (part 1)

Luna laid sprawled across her bed, a hard days work behind her and a good restful night ahead. She had already raised the moon, the stars shone bright in the clear night sky. With a flick of her magic the window flew open letting in the cool autumn breeze into her room. A soft gust of wind ruffled her soft silk sheets and Luna rolled around in them letting the stress leave her body and relaxation in. Soon she would have to take a 'midnight stroll', as she like to call them, but right now she wanted this time to herself before checking to make sure her ponies were having no nightmares.

A knock came to her door and Luna let out an irritated sigh. Why couldn't be left to her own devices? She unceremoniously gets up from her bed and strolls over to the door before flinging the double doors with her magic. She smiled at the pony at her door. It was one of the castle servants. "Yes, my little pony?"

The mare smiled. "Your highness, I thought you would like a cup of tea before you went to bed?" she presented a small tray which had a tea cub, a few sugar cubs in a ceramic bowl and the tea pot.

Luna's smile widened at the sight. "Why thank you... no pony has ever done this for me in a long while. It's much appreciated." The tray was then engulfed by the blue aura and lifted into the air. "You have a well sleep."

The mare bowed, her muzzle almost touching the ground. "As for you, your highness."

Luna carried the tray inside her room and silently closed the doors. She trotted over to her bed and set the tray on the night stand and silently poured the tea into the cup, then two sugar cubs. She stirred the liquid for a moment before taking a sip. Jasmine, she always loved Jasmine tea. She preferred it sweeter than most did, which went as a rule of thumb for most teas with her. She took another sip of the tea before setting it down and laid back on the bed again.

Luna flared her wings out and stretched them, her feathers rustling for a moment. After a moment she folded them in again rolled onto her belly, lifting the tea cup to her lips again and sipping then setting it down once more. Luna then fluffed her pillows, all twenty of them which seemed a bit excessive to her, but the maids didn't seem to think so. Either way they were comfortable. Luna rested her head down and closed her eyes. Soon she would be checking on her subjects...

Luna woke, her mind a little fuzzy but her vision clear as day. She let out small yawn and got up from the cold hard floor she was on, which looked like an empty void with thousands and thousands of multicolored lights filling it. The lights, or stars, ranged from a blood red to a soft shade of ocean blue to the sharp white lights that hurt your eyes if you looked at them too long. And then, there were the black holes. The seemingly invisible tortures of the universe and in this case: dreams, were only visible when another star passed behind them revealing a small central black circle and the area around it being deformed, crushed and stretch in a patter that almost looked like ripples in water.

These black holes were the things Luna was looking for in this dream-scape as they represented bad dreams, nightmares that ponies across Equestria were having. And so, with her task laid before her she began her trek through the star-littered field of blackness. The problem with finding these black holes is that they constantly moving where as the stars of normal dreams stayed in a single solitary place for that night, though they always seemed to stay in a certain area like they were in an large room. They had room to move but stayed in the same area overall. Again, like before, these rules didn't apply to the black holes.

For a black hole, if there was room another star wasn't occupying it had the chance of being there, which only made Luna's task of finding them all the more difficult. Of course she couldn't get to them all, even with the slowing of time in this realm. There were simply too many ponies and too much area to cover at once. Now, had there been two of her, or maybe if she could some how figure out how to get Twilight to assist her in finding them, that would be a different story. But twas was not the case.

Luna came to a very open area and her horn lit up brightly before several white orbs of light spread out in a circular motion from it lighting up the area. After walking around it a few moments she finally spotted it. A few feet from one of the lights she could see the ripple of the space and went up to it, the rest of the lights dimming out. She leaned her head down, eyes closed and gently snaked her horn into the black hole, sending her to the desired pony's dream.

Luna opened her eyes and gasped in surprise at what she saw. Around her was destruction, more destruction and nothing but destruction. It was Ponyville, the homes of ponies lay fallen, beaten and burning from the inside out. The smoke rose into the smog filled air, the thick black clouds looming over and blocking out what little sun could be seen left. The town hall was crumbled to the ground, the first floor still standing with large pieces of wood poking out from the top and crashing through the walls.

In front of the town hall sat a single throne made of whatever could be found and in it sat a single mare. Her yellow coat was dirty, her long pink flowing mane tangled and covered in mud while she proudly wore gleaming chrome armor which reflected the light of the fire in a very neat fashion. The mare's wings were bent at the tip of the feathers, worn, dirty and frayed. Least to say they needed a good preening.

Next to her was a small white bunny, terrified, and had a collar around his neck with a leash attached. The yellow mare- Fluttershy -held the leash in hoof looking very bored. "Angle!" she roared, the bunny jumping in terror. "Send the message to the troops we move at dusk. Tonight, we dine in hel-" she stopped as a pony in black clad armor came up, whispering something in her ear. She looked at him with disbelief. "What? Copyrighted? Fine! I'll just find a new line then!" she screamed in utter furry.

Luna looked on in shock. Fluttershy, of all ponies, dreaming of this?! Something was troubling her greatly, and she must hel-

Luna's thoughts were cut off as she felt her leg being poked. She looked down to see Fluttershy standing there in her usual shy self, still wearing the armor. Her hoof brushed across the dirt road, her eyes fixed down. "F-Fluttershy?" Fluttershy glanced up for a moment, her cheeks rosy red. "W-What..."

"S-Sorry... I... can't help but enjoy myself sometimes..." Fluttershy whispered with a shy smile. "Ummm..."

"Perhaps I should go." Luna stated, backing away slowly. Fluttershy only nodded in return as Luna disappeared back into the star filled void. With a shaky sigh she set to go onto the next pony, hoping their dreams won't be so... chaotic.

Author's Note

Part 1: complete
Parts 2-6 coming up along with parts 2-4 of PCRPMC
Have a stupid story idea that you don't want to use because you're afraid of flak? I'll write it for you! Just send a message. Credit will be giving to you for the original idea, unless you don't want it. In which case I'll gladly take it! Hope you enjoyed or hated. If you hated it, give it a like~