"Hearken now, ye ponies, and know the wisdom of your ancestors! The tales of gods and principalities that wrought the world and all that is in it from naught but aether. The trials and tribulations that wrest the world from horrors of Chaos and forged the Elements of Harmony in the fires of conflict. Listen now and know ye the true Magic of Friendship!"

"Mr. Waddle sure can get riled up when he's all sermonizing…"

"Hush now, Applebloom."

"We will Open to the Book of Beginnings, chapter one, verse one."