Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria

[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me

[K]

I woke to see Twilight holding me close, I put my wings around her and gave her a kiss, "Good morning beautiful" I say nuzzling her neck "Mhmm good morning Kevin" She replies as she wakes. After a little "cuddle" time I get up to start getting ready for work when I realize its saturday and I have the day off. 'Hm a whole day off' I think 'Maybe Matt and I can get the girls together for something tonight.' "Hey Twilight," I say "Think you can get all the girls to come over tonight?" She looks at me somewhat confused "What for?" she asks "Something wrong?" I chuckle and reply "No just thought it would be fun to get us all together for a get together or something, I was gonna go talk to Matt about it and see what he thinks." "That's not a bad idea" She exclaims "As a matter of fact I think that would be fun, I'll talk to the girls and see what they think" I stop as a thought hits me "Make sure Pinkie knows this is just for the few of us" I say "No need for a big huge party or anything." Twilight chuckles and replies "I'll let her know". I stop as yet another thought hits me, "Invite Ditsy too you know how Matt feels about her" I chuckle. "Aight well I'm going to find Matt I'll see you in a bit" I kiss her on the cheek before leaving for Fluttershy's.

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I arrive at Fluttershy's to see Fatman tending to some animals while Fluttershy was inside doing something. "Yo Fatman" I say trying not to startle him "You got a minute." He puts down a feed bag. "Yea, What's up" He started looking concerned (Why are these people always assuming the worst) "Quit looking so worried" I say annoyed "Twilight and I are getting a little get together going tonight and I was hoping you would be there, we have a little surprise setup for you" He stood there thinking for a minute before replying "Sure I'll be there" "Awesome" I exclaim "Aight well I'll let you get back to your critters, I gotta go help Twilight get ready for tonight." We brohoof before I start making my way back to the library to prepare for the party.

[M]

'Hmmm, well that was interesting.' I think to myself. "Hey Fluttershy, did you hear everything?" I ask "Oh yes I heard everything there is gonna be a party tonight, I don't like parties much because there is always so many ....people." she says a little bit under a whisper at that last part. "Don't worry I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad it's probably only gonna be us, Kevin, and the girls." "Well I guess you're right hopefully it won't end up like the last time we had a party at Twilight's house." she says. "Why what happened last time?" I ask. "Oh.... I don't think I should say anything it's kind of ....embarrassing." she says turning red. "Oh C'mon you can tell me." I say. "Oh no I couldn't possibly it's just so .....embarrassing" '.....You said that already.' I think to myself. "Please." I say giving her puppy dog pout face. "*Giggle* Nope and that's final." she says going back to her normal somewhat cheery self. 'Whelp I give up, might hear about it at the party tonight' I think to myself.

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So after I finished with talking to Fluttershy and helping her feed the rest of the BIG animals, I decided to go for a peaceful walk in town, or so I thought. "Look out, below!" I hear a familiar voice say. 'OH SHi-' "OH SHI-" I manage to think and say before getting tackled by everyponies favorite grey mare Derpy Hooves, I prefer Ditzy Doo though :3 . "Oh I'm sorry about that, I got a wing cramp while I was delivering these letters." she says gathering up the letters. "Here let me help you with those." I offer. "Oh thank you..... Hey didn't I bump into you a few months ago?" she asks. "Why yes you did, it's quite alright though, a lot has happened since we first got here, if you would like I can get us some coffee or something and I can tell you about what all has happened, if that's ok with you though?" '....did I really just say a Fluttershy line?' "Sure I would like that, you seem nice, after work I can meet you at this place I always go to, to eat at, I also take my little Dinky there sometimes she loves it so much, It's called Hoofshake Cafe." she says. 'Hmm.. catchy.' I think. "So what time do you get off of work so I know when to meet you over there?" I ask. "Since it's Saturday I get off a bit earlier, so 2:00 P.M." she says. "Oh Ok, I'll meet you there then." And with that I smile and wave to her as I walk into Ponyville."

[K]

So I'm walking back to the library when out of the blue I get knocked to the ground, then I hear a voice behind say "Oh I'm so so sorry, I just don't know what went wrong." I turn to see Ditsy standing there, "Oh hey there Ditsy," I say getting up and brushing myself off "I was actually needing to talk to you." She looked at me confused "What for?" "Well we are having a little get together at Twilight's library tonight and I would love for you to join us," I explain "Matt is going to be there and I know he would love it if you were to come." "Really?" she says blushing "Oh yea," I say about to make an ass of myself "I've known him long enough to know when he has a crush..." I stop realizing I probably shouldn't have said that . "I mean yeah he really seems to like you." At this point Ditsy is blushing so hard she looks like she might faint. "Lets just say he doesn't know I'm asking you to be there" I say trying to calm her down. "I wanted to surprise him cause he's been pretty down lately" She went from blushing to looking concerned with just that statement. "Why is he so down?" she asked in a concerned tone. "He misses his family" I explain, "I mean we both do but it's hitting hit a lot harder then it is me" She smiles and replies "Well I'll be there." "Great it will all kick off at about 8 or so, see you there." She smile and waves as she flies away. "Well that's one thing down, only a thousand more things to take care of." I say to myself as I make my way towards the library.

[M]

'Hmm... it's getting about that time for me to meet Ditzy at the Cafe.' I think as I make my way over to the Cafe. "Oh wow, you beat me here." I say getting her attention. "Oh Yeh I figured I would go ahead and come straight here, to you know meet you." she says blushing. 'SWEET Jesus that is adorable.' I think. "So how was your day?" "Oh it was fine same as every other day I deliver the mail, oh I forgot to mention I brought my little Dinky." she says. "Oh that's fine I love foals, Fluttershy and I both watch the CmC sometimes for Rarity and the others, they can be little angels around Fluttershy but when they're with me, they get a little goofy." I tell her about time I was watching them, doing they're Crusading and I ended up getting dragged into something involving paint, a hammer, pillows, and .....a rubber chicken *Please just don't ask*. I had her laughing about that, when Dinky came out of the restroom. "Hey Mommy .....who's this." she says noticing me. "Oh this is a friend that I ran into, he's not from around here.... in fact I don't know where he's from Muffin." she says looking up towards me. "Ahh yes, that's actually what I wanted to tell you about and what all has happened up until this point." *I'm not typing out what all has happened cause you all already know what has happened thus far* "Hmm.. so where to begin.. Oh yes, you see My friend Kevin and I were walking through these woods, we were sad to say completely intoxicated...... and we fell asleep in the woods." I tell her and Dinky as I continue to go on about how we 'Think' we got here and about Suicide going into and coma and turning into a pony and up to this point in time now. "....And that's basically everything that's happened so far." I think I broke them ....that's been happening a lot lately. "Not really, I'm just still trying to digest all of this information." "Yeh sorry I'm sure it must be a lot to take in." I say. "Well It was nice talking to you and everything Matthew, but I have to get ready for something, ....I hope to see you again." She says blushing. "And I hope to see you again also, Bye Dinky It was nice to meet you sweety." "Nice to meet you too, Mr. Matthew." 'Gah the Mr. title, DO NOT WANT.' I think to myself as I walk off waving bye to them.

[K]

"Well Matt's in for a surprise tonight," I say as I walk into the library "I convinced Ditsy to come tonight to keep him company." Twilight sets her quill down and walks over to hug me, "Aren't you just the best friend," She gives me a peck on the cheek before returning to her work "Whats that you're working on?" I ask "This is just a list of things we need to do to get ready for tonight" she replies, 'That girl has a list for everything' I think to myself smiling. "So whats first on the list?" I ask curious and eager to get started. "First things first I need to go gather up the girls" she says "I need you to go get the refreshments." Yay work. "I think I can handle that," I say sarcasticly "What all am I getting?" Twilight hands me another list, "I think this should help," she says returning the sarcasm "Yea it will" I say still being jackass. "Well we'd better get to it if we want to get this all done before tonight" I state, "Right" Twilght agrees as she gives me another hug and kiss before setting off to round up the gang. 'Lets see first thing on the list is....cider, oh boy this is gonna be a fun night' I think to myself as I read off the list. 'Wonder what Fatman is doing he might beable to help me carry all this back'