Golden Apples

by SuperUltimateBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Other, Romance, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Sex, Human, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1799

Applejack receives help from the most unlikely people.

After three strangers visit Sweet Apple Acres one day, Applejack gets the most thrilling experience that she had always wished for.

Published 2013-10-10 15:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-10 15:40:03 UTC

For My #1 fan, Bambisbb

Another crack of dawn and a new busy day on Sweet Apple Acres started. A familiar pony with an orange coat and yellow mane, wearing a stetson hat, exited the barn and made her way to the west side of the field. Applejack began performing the usual apple bucking technique. Tree by tree, she'd go, rear up her hind legs, and buck with full force. The delectable fruit would fall and the Earth pony would catch it in the basket that was strapped upon her back.

"Boy, not only does this get the job done, but it's a great workout too. A few more weeks of this, and I bet I could give Rainbow a run for her money." Applejack said out loud.

She continued, down the path she had set for herself, when, all of a sudden, an unknown voice spoke.

"Would you like some help with that?"

Applejack whirled around.

There, standing mere feet away, was an unfamiliar creature. Standing on two legs, dressed all in gold, and resembling a hairless monkey. Applejack didn't know what this thing was, but it was definitely not a pony. This thing had a symbol on its attire, and dark sunspots casted a shadow upon its face.

The bipedal creature, walked to where a tree was and delivered a roundhouse kick to it. The tree cracked in half, and all the apples fell to the ground.

It picked up the fruit and handed it to AJ.

"Uh, thank ya."

"So, do you mind if I help out"?

"Uh, ah appreciate the help, bu' it's really not needed. Ah can do it all."

"Well, then there is no pleasing you."

"Oh, there's plentuh to please me about, sugarcube. In fact, if ya'll wanna please me, ya shoulda said so."

The pony hurled the basket off of her and quickly galloped toward the thing.

"Mah name is Applejack." said the pony while outstretching her hoof.

The creature took it and said, "I'm known as Goldmember."

"Hmm. Goldmember, eh? That's a fancy name."

"Yesh. In fact, I'm notoriously known as Goldmember for this."

The thing in front of the pony dropped his pants and his golden pingas shined like Lindsey Lohan out of rehab.

"Well ah'll be a pig's aunt, wowee! That might be the mos' beautiful thing, ah'd ev'r seen. Do ya mind if I get a closer look"?

Goldmember nodded.

Grinning, AJ inclined her head towards the pingas, and began massaging it with her hooves. To her, it didn't seem that big, but the fact that it was gold, was very impressive. She was definitely interested in whoever this Goldmember thing was. She grasped it with both of her hooves and began to shake it back and forth, like she had seen Granny Smith do to Big Mac a few years ago.

Goldmember smiled.

Usually, because of his appearance, he didn't get to enjoy willing participants like this often. However, this pony was very rewarding. He kept enjoying the feeling, while watching its sex open up. It was easy to deduce that she wanted him.

Gently pushing the pony away, he leaned down and whispered something in AJ's ear. She nodded and then flashed a huge smile.

"Now that sound's like a great idea. Let's do it."

Goldmember lay on the wet grass and felt the dew tickle his bum. Stifling his horny schoolgirl laugh, he looked up as AJ stood over him."

"Are ya ready, sugarcube"?

"Yes."

AJ lowered her flank at the top of his head, and leaned down, making sure that his mouth was directly over her pussy, and that her mouth was dangling, inches above his golden hued dick.

They were just about to begin having some fun when two other voices called to them. Both turned their heads to find two other bipedals leaning next to a fence.

One had dirty blonde and curly hair. His eyes were a unique shade of yellow, and he was dressed in a bland brown robe.

The other was dressed entirely in black. His boots, pants, shirt, and cape were all dark. A black helmet sat on his head, with eyeholes and a mouthpiece etched in it.

"Mind if we join you"? said the one dressed in black.

Applejack and Goldmember looked at eachother and shrugged.

"The more, the merrier." said both in unison.

The two unknown figures made their way to where Goldmember and Applejack were and the dark one spoke again.

"Thank you. As Lord of The Sith, I don't get many willing participants."

"Well now, that's tartar sauce. If ya'll are a lord, ah reckon ya'll should receive pleasure for ya'lls hard work. Ah'm a hard work'r mahself, so ah know how ya'll feels."

"I'll wait until the two of you are done 69'ing before I get involved. I'll let you two start it." said the one dressed in the robe.

Darth Vader nodded.

"I must agree with this one here. You two take your time, and we'll join you in a moment."

Applejack and Goldmember went to town on eachother.

She thrusted her hips down toward his face making sure to wipe her sex with his mouth and tongue. He was a prodigy with his tongue. The pony wondered if her new lover might be part snake.

Meanwhile, Goldmember was receiving the best blowjob that he could have imagined. Her mouth was so warm and she had wrapped her lips very tightly around his pingas, and was sucking harder than the Cincinnati Bengals.

The two continued to lick and suck eachother, until AJ stood up.

"There. That was plenty of a warm up, now let's get the real fun started."

Goldmember quickly stood up and brushed the foliage and dirt off of himself.

The one in the robe stepped forward to the pony. He licked his lips and could see her vaginal lips parted a lot. This was going to be a fun day.

"You. I'd like to start with you first, if that's alright."

"Well, o'course. Ah plan to buck each of ya'll so it doesn't no matter ta me."

The two went behind a tree and the robed man unbuttoned his jeans and flung them off of him.

"So, while we wait for them to finish, we may as well introduce ourselves. My name is Goldmember."

Darth Vader laughed.

"Why would we wait for them to finish when the two of us could get started right now"?

The foxy grandpa's eyes widened as he realized what the masked figure meant.

"Well, I would, but, you see-"

Goldmember couldn't talk. He couldn't even breathe. It felt like something had wrapped itself around his neck and was choking him. He was shocked to find that he had been lifted a foot into the air.

Darth Vader had used the force and made sure that Goldmember understood. Vader held the man there a few moments longer, before lowering his hands down.

He fell, roughly, on the grass.

"Don't even think of escaping. I could kill you so easily, and you'd never see it coming. Better do what I ask of you, if you value your life."

Goldmember coughed and sputtered before nodding his head to signify that he understood.

"Excellent. Now let's get started."

Behind the tree, Applejack was getting her vagina fingered while she and the robed man parted lips together. Their tongues wrestled in the mouths of each other. They continued, kissing, enjoying the passion that both of them possessed.

Anakin Skywalker brought his fingers to his mouth and inserted them. He licked the juices that were sticking to his fingers and swallowed. Smiling, he wondered how she fully tasted, so he went down on her.

Sticking his tongue inside of her, caused a shiver from Applejack. It was fantastic that her vagina was receiving so much attention. With how busy she was, she never had time to buck, fool around, or even clop.

"Oh, boy." moaned AJ.

Anakin continued, lapping deep in her cervix. He wanted to taste every orifice of this pony. Her cervix opened up, allowing more of his tongue into her.

Unable to contain herself, AJ lowered her head, and bit the pants right off of him. His dick erect, she took it into her maw and began sucking it.

"Mmmm." moaned Applejack.

The feeling of his cock in her warm mouth made Anakin increase the speed. He went faster than the plummeting of Charlie Sheen's career, making sure to lick the pony wherever his tongue could reach.

Back in the orchard, Goldmember was on his knees with Darth Vader's dick in his mouth. He sucked it like a binky, warily, hoping to not anger the Sith again. After feeling firsthand, the powers that the cloaked figure possessed, he never wanted to end up on his bad side again.

In front of him, Darth Vader emitted some very muffled moans.

Goldmember popped the dick out of his mouth, and proclaimed "What is that"?

The Sith turned, and found Jar Jar Binks hiding behind a tree, masturbating while watching them.

"Don't worry. Jar Jar just wants to watch"

Shrugging, the Sith pushed his dick back into the man's face as a signal to start again.

Applejack and Anakin had finished. The sex was incredible and he exploded all of his seed into her. He hadn't cummed like that in a long time, and was surprised that the pony was able to hold all of it in her. AJ lay, panting in the grass, upon reaching an orgasm.

The Jedi Knight helped her to her hooves, and the two rejoined the others.

Goldmember and Darth Vader were both standing and AJ spoke to them.

"Ya'll ah have an idea. Why dun the two o ya buck me togeth'r"?

Darth Vader lined up his cock with AJ's pussy and pushed himself in. Goldmember did the same with Applejack's ass, and the two of them began to double penetrate the small orange pony.

"Ah know that ah look small, bu' believe me. Ah can take both of ya no problem. Keep on buckin' me pardners."

The two didn't slow their paces. They continued their onslaught and fucked the pony with all of their might.

Not wanting to be left out, the Jedi Knight walked over to AJ and stuck his cock in her mouth. Applejack eagerly nommed on it.

Jar-Jar continued to masturbate while watching this entire charade. He kicked himself for not joining the gangbang, but there wasn't any more holes that his floppy dick could fill.

All four hit an orgasm at the same time, and each felt the others perpetual bliss.

From that day on, Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, and Goldmember would help the pony with her work each day, and they'd always get paid in sex.