CLOPPY PASTA II: The Cloppening
By NotProud
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The marble hallways sparkled and glimmered in the mid-day sunlight as Twilight led her friends through Canterlot Castle. Her eyes looked back and forth, trying to spot one Princess or the other, and the other ponies kept quiet. Their hoofsteps and even Spike’s soft scales echoed off the walls, punctuated by the clop, clop, clop from Pinkie’s continual bouncing. The only thing missing was a sixth set of hoofsteps, for Rarity was born by Applejack and Rainbow Dash, because she was comatose, moaning, and drooling slightly.
“Oh, where could she be?” Twilight wondered alloud. “I sent that letter hours ago saying we were going to be coming! Princess?” she called, but received no answer.
“Maybe we should go wait in the throne room,” Applejack suggested. “Ah mean, that’s where she gets audiences and stuff, right?”
“Sounds good to me,” Rainbow Dash and then she huffed. “Rarity’s getting really heavy.”
Rarity’s eyes rolled back in her head and she said something that sounded like “lugnuts,” only really long and drawn out. Applejack cringed as another bead of drool slid down her flank.
What was strange, Twilight realized, was that there were no castle staff or nobility or other ponies present in the palace. Something was wrong. She frowned.
“Twilight!” Spike hissed, breaking her concentration. She looked at him and he looked nervous, so she leaned down and he looked left and right before whispering, “I’m glad Rarity’s not awake to see this, because... I gotta go to the bathroom.”
“Go on, Spike,” Twilight said quietly. “I’ll make sure Rarity’s taken care of.”
The little purple dragon dashed off down the hall, hoping that the nearest restroom was still where he remembered it.
Standing up, she said, “Let’s go to the throne room, then.”
It was a bit of a chore dragging Rarity that far and Twilight had to help out by levitating her up staircases, but eventually they reached the enormous double doors of the throne room, which were covered in bas reliefs and made of pure alabaster. Twilight lifted her hoof and knocked three times. After a moment, they all thought they heard a high-pitched voice tell them to come in. Looking at her friends, Twilight shrugged and pushed the doors open.
The throne room was just as she had last seen it, although there was no Celestia. Luna was there instead, which was odd since usually her sister held court during the day.
“GREETINGS, MY LITTLE PONIES,” she said in her Royal Canterlot Voice, although it was quieter somewhat than when she had first come to Ponyville, “WHAT BRINGEST THOU TO MINE PALACE?”
“Um,” Twilight began, scrubbing at her ear with a hoof, “well, I’d sent a letter ahead to Princess Celestia, but maybe she didn’t let you know. Put her down, girls.”
Nodding and making loud groaning noises of relief, Applejack and Rainbow Dash set Rarity onto her hooves. The purple-maned unicorn stood there, swaying slightly but not falling over, while muttering incoherently and continuing to drool.
“Our problem is this,” Twilight continued, pointing to Rarity. “Ever since Pinkie Pie killed her—”
“Which,” Pinkie Pie interrupted, “I must restate, was entirely consensual.”
Twilight rolled her eyes. “Every since Pinkie Pie killed her like she asked, and after being brought back to life by Princess Celestia, Rarity’s been like... this.” Twilight chewed on her lower lip for a second before adding, “I think something’s wrong with her.”
Luna clucked her tongue. “WELL, IT BE SIMPLE TO SEE, MINE SISTER HATH FUCKETHED UP THE RETURN TO LIFE SPELL. IT SHALL BE-ETH OUR PLEASURE TO RETURN THY FRIEND TO HEALTH. STAND BACK!”
Twilight did as she was asked, although her stomach felt queasy about the situation. Luna’s horn glowed brighter and brighter and Twilight’s friends had to shield their eyes from the light. When it had faded, they looked up and gasped with smiles. Rarity was standing there, blinking her eyes and looking confused. This was a remarkable improvement over how she had been before, which was mostly dead.
“Hooray!” Pinkie Pie cried, and they all gatherd around to hug their friend.
“I say,” Rarity said, “whatever has happened here? I feel slightly dreadful and I suspect I’ve missed something.”
Pinkie was all too happy to fill Rarity in on what she had missed.
“Well, first we were having an orgy and then I stabbed you to death with a knife so you could get your ya-yas out, and then I fucked your corpse with a dick I stole from a me in another dimension, but don’t worry I gave it back, and then Celestia brought you back to life but she kind of messed the spell up I guess and you were like a zombie or something and we were all worried about you so we brought you here to Canterlot and Princess Luna just made you all better, yay!”
As Pinkie caught her breath, Rarity’s friends all gave her sheepish grins that said yes, that’s more or less how it went.
“There’s only one thing I want to know,” Twilight said and looked suspicious. “Namely, what is wrong with Princess Luna?”
Her friends all looked shocked. Luna remained calm, but took a step back.
“WHY TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHATEVER DOST THOU MEANEST?”
Twilight took a step toward her, looking up at her with suspicion. “You said ‘be-eth’, which isn’t a real word, let alone how you conjugate the verb ‘to be’ in Old Equestrian. So either you’re putting us on, or something funny is going on here.”
Luna hesitated for a very long time, leading Twilight’s suspicions to grow even more. Then she let out a laugh, and the voice was very obviously not Luna’s.
“Oh Twilight, my faithful student. You are so terribly clever.”
There was a collected gasp of shock.
“Princess Celestia?” Twilight could not believe her ears. “Wh-what’s going on?”
The ponies watched in horror as Luna’s mouth split open, though it did not bleed, and slid back like the hood of a jacket to reveal Celestia beneath. Luna’s head crumpled in on itself and pooled around Celestia’s neck. Despite this, Luna’s eyes were still moving and seemed to be full of fear.
“Oh, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight,” Celestia laughed and clucked her tongue. “So young and naive. I’m afraid my dear younger sister has been naughty lately, so I’ve punished her by wearing her around all week.” Celestia smiled. “Don’t worry, she’s still quite alive, and theoretically in no pain at all. The spell can be reversed at any time.”
Luna’s lips and tongue moved around Celestia’s neck. “Glrhk gkl ggnblrm!”
“Ohhh!” Twilight laughed nervously and tried to motion her friends toward the door. “Well, in that case it’s just a... A family matter then! No need for our concern at all! Ha ha! Thank you for bringing Rarity back to life, Princess, we’ll just be on our wa—”
The doors slammed shut with a loud BOOM.
A small trickle of sweat ran down her cheek as Twilight and her friends slowly turned back to face Princess Celestia in the Luna suite.
“Oh, my faithful student,” Celestia said slowly. “You weren’t planning on leaving without giving me something for my efforts now, were you?”
Twilight tried to answer but couldn’t, so Celestia continued.
“You weren’t thinking, now that your friend is back to full health, that you could just go and have another orgy and not invite me...” She leaned down to Twilight and whispered in her ear, “Were you?”
“I...”
“You were!” Celestia reared back, gasping in offense. “Twilight, how could you? For that, I shall have to punish you and all of your friends, starting now!”
Celestia kicked off the living suit that was her sister. Luna, having no bones, merely flopped and twitched helplessly in a pile on the floor, her eyes rolling wildly.
Magic came from Celestia’s horn and lit the room. Six beams shot out and engulfed each of Twilight and her friends, and their forms began to change. They cried out in pain and shock as the magic overtook them with the transformations.
Applejack’s rear legs and tail fused together and her body began to elongate. The end tapered, and a series of hard scales emerged along her belly. At the end of her tail, these same scales changed from, becoming smaller and hollow, and stacking onto each other. Her eyes became slitted vertically, and fangs descended from her upper jaw over her lower lip. When the transformation had ended, she brought a hoof to her forehead, wincing, as her tongue which was now forked flicked in and out of her mouth.
“Oh lordy,” said the pony naga, squeezing her eyes shut, “Ah feel mighty sssstrange...”
For Twilight, the change was somewhat similar. Her body expanded, getting rounder, her cutie mark moving onto her belly and sizing up. Her legs split apart, becoming thin and pointy. Faceted eyes grew on her forehead, her regular eyes getting bigger. Like Applejack, she too grew fangs. Squeezing all of her eyes shut, she was now much bigger than she had been and had eight legs.
“Ohh, what happened?” asked the pony spider-taur aloud.
Rainbow Dash’s legs began to lengthen and her front hooves split and turned into fingers, like a dragon claw. Her face changed shape a bit more, to make room for her head and changed her brow to make it larger. She could stand on two hooves now with ease. From her chest sprang two full sacks of fat with sensitive nipples upon them. She had never felt her nipples (which were normally on her stomach and hidden under fur) so stiff and tender before.
Gasping, she looked down at herself. There were zebra stripe of a dark blue across her lighter blue fur. Other than standing different and having hands and tits, she didn’t feel too different from normal. But the one thing that had changed was her pussy. It was very, very wet and as she ran her new hand down the length of her body to feel the changes, she touched herself. A loud moan came from her lips and she sank to her knees, pressing her fingers deep inside herself.
“Oh fffffuuuckkk...” groaned the anthro pony Rainbow Dash. “Why am I so fucking horny all of a sudden?”
Fluttershy felt a similar change take place. Mostly, she gained height and her neck elongated. Her legs got a little thinner and more muscular, with her hooves more pronounced. As her head rose, another pair of shoulders emerged, with delicate arms and hands. Like Rainbow Dash, she grew a full, ripe pair of heavy breasts with thick nipples. They sagged and heaved as she breathed. They were much larger than those on Dash and she suddenly felt the need to cover them with her arms, even though she didn’t know why. She shifted on her four hooves and shivered.
“Did it just get very cold in here?” asked the centaur timidly.
Rarity lifted one of her back legs, looking beneath herself as she felt her teats begin to swell.
“Oh dear,” she said, feeling somewhat unsure of the change.
As they ballooned in size, they began to push her back legs apart. A little bit of white fluid appeared at the top of each nipple. Then she felt the milk begin to backwash into her body. Her stomach distended and her body grew rounder and rounder as she filled up with milk.
“Oh my!” she exclaimed. “This feels so strange, and yet...”
Lastly, the pile of clothing that was Luna reformed into the Moon Princess herself. As she shook her head to regain her senses, Celestia stood behind her, eyes blazing.
Pinkie Pie just stood there, giggling as she watched her friends change. “You guys look silly!” she laughed.
“Pinkie,” Twilight said, blinking all of her eyes, “why are you still normal?”
Pinkie narrowed her eyes. “Nopony tells Pinkie Pie what to do.” Then, smiling again, she bounced over to Rarity.
Celestia shook her head. “Very well, my little ponies,” she announced. “Feel free to let your desires lead you where they shall. I must continue punishing my sister.”
Luna swallowed, feeling very, very small. And then she realized that she was small, and getting smaller. She watched in growing horror as Celestia and the room got bigger and bigger to her viewpoint, and also Celestia was growing a large cock between her hind legs. It was thick and veiny and flat-tipped, and it dripped a little precum on the floor as her sister licked her lips hungrily.
When Luna was about the size of a somewhat large ant, Celestia said, “And now, sister, let the punishment commence.”
Luna tried to escape, but she was too small to move very fast. Celestia’s huge cock descended on her and tripped her up. Luna was cock-slapped senseless, and then the hole opened wide and she plunged into it.
Celestia’s eyes rolled back in her head. “Oh, sweet me, I should have done this centuries ago!”
Applejack and Twilight looked at one another. Their various eyes and fangs glinted in the light of the hall.
“Twilight...” Applejack breathed. “What’ssss goin’ on?”
Twilight looked slightly nervous. “Princess Celestia hit us with transformation magic. I’ve never seen anything like this before! This is beyond what the highest level unicorns can do!”
Applejack rubbed her arm, not meeting Twilight’s gaze. “Ah feel mighty peculiar, Twi...”
Twilight rolled a half-dozen eyes. “Tell me about it.”
Applejack licked her lips with her forked tongue. “Ah... Ah feel like...” She drew in a hissing breath and shivered. “Like Ah wanna eat ya.”
Twilight blinked. She stared at Applejack for a moment, who started blushing lightly from embarrassment. Then she shruggled.
“Well,” said Twilight, “what’s stopping you?”
Applejack moved like lightning, wrapping the lower part of her body around four of Twilight’s front legs. Her tail rattled and she hissed in pleasure as she sized Twilight up like a predator. Twilight for her part just blinked coyly at her friend, chittering softly. And then Applejack’s jaw unhinged and Twilight’s head disappeared into her mouth.
“Fluttershy, get over here!” gasped Rainbow Dash. “Quick, hurry, nngh!”
Fluttershy looked around, frightened. She must have been chosen because she was closest to Dash, she thought. Despite still having four hooves like she was used to, walking proved difficult due to the extra weight of her upper body. Her arms wanted to reach out and balance her, but she couldn’t pull them away from shielding her breasts from view. Teetering and walking unsteadily, she carefully picked her way over to Rainbow Dash, who was lying on her back and masturbating furiously.
“Fluttershy, I— ahh! I need you, quick!”
“W-what’s wrong, Rainbow Dash? What’s going on?”
“Nngh, I’m so fucking horny I can’t stand it! I feel like...” She paused to catch her breath, her fingers aching from the workout she’d been putting them through. “I feel like I need to get filled up with babies or something!”
Fluttershy cringed back. “Th-that doesn’t sound like anything I can help you with, Dash... I’m sorry...”
Rainbow Dash cracked an eye open. That eye focused on a space between Fluttershy’s hind legs and the yellow pegasus centaur shrank back from her horny friend’s gaze.
“I think you can, Flutters,” Dash hissed through clenched teeth. She crawled forward fast, moving to underneath Fluttershy’s front legs. Fluttershy squeaked in alarm, then eeped loudly as she felt something... wrong. Rainbow Dash was doing something to a part of her that she didn’t know she had, and it felt...
Really good.
Fluttershy closed her eyes, titling her head back as a moan escaped her lips. Her fingers began to massage her large breasts, nipples standing on end. She was filled up with so much joy, like she had never felt before, as her enormous cock stiffened, almost to the length of her body now.
“Nngh, yes, Fluttershy,” Rainbow Dash moaned, her lips around Fluttershy’s shaft. “Fuck, I need that in me right now!”
Fluttershy didn’t resist as Rainbow Dash turned around and, with a bit of difficulty, impaled herself on the meaty pole. She let out a tremendous groan of pleasure as Fluttershy’s hips began to go to work on her, and Fluttershy just couldn’t help herself from fucking Dash as hard as possible.
Pinkie Pie meanwhile was bouncing around the hall, watching her friends go at it.
“Whee, this is fun!” she cheered. “Applejack and Twilight are having a snack! Fluttershy and Rarity are making babies! Whoo, whoo, whoo!” With a soft song, she hopped over to Rarity, who had at this point swelled to a size larger than Pinkie was tall.
“La, la-la, la-la. Hiya, Rares!” she said casually.
“Nnn... Pinkie?”
“That’s me!” Pinkie’s tail swished back and forth. “Whatcha doin’?”
“Nnf...” Rarity winced. “As you may have noticed, Pinkie Pie, I am getting larger by the minute. My teats are aching and I find the entire situation uncomfortable if not altogether unpleasant.”
“Oooh, I know!” Pinkie said, hopping up onto her rear legs. “You’re filling up with milk!”
Rarity blinked, as if she hadn’t considered that. “Why, you may be right, dear.”
“Want a little help?” Pinkie waggled her eyebrows.
Suddenly, Rarity lost her decorum. She began flailing her stubby legs as much as she could, which wasn’t much due to her around, squishy, milk-filled form.
“Oh yes, heavens yes! Pinkie Pie, milk me! Milk me dry!”
“Okie-doki-loki!”
Pinkie reached behind herself and pulled out a pair of goggles, then a satchel. She rummaged through it, pulling out random things and tossing them aside.
“Hmm, let’s see... Rubber chicken, toilet plunger, hacksaw... Heh, why do they call it a hacksaw anyway? You don’t hack with it!” She tossed the implement aside and continued searching. “Kitchen sink, pomegranate, July copy of Playmare... Ah-hah, here we go!”
With a huge clank, she produced a machine that shouldn’t have fit in the sack and set it on the ground. It was an array of tubes, hoses and glass jars, that read “Super Speedy Milk Squeezy 7000” on the side.
“Industrial strength milking machine!” Pinkie grinned proudly, patting it. “I knew there was a reason I always carry this around!”
She set about hooking one of the tube up to one of Rarity’s nipples, then the others to her ass, her pussy, her mouth and nose, and her ears. The other nipple she left free, and licked her lips as she looked at it.
“Oh Pinkie, hurry, please! I don’t think I can get much bigger before I burst!”
“No problemo, Rarity!” Pinkie flicked the switch and the machine whirred to life. Huge gouts of milk splashed out of Rarity’s various orifices and she squealed in delight. Or as much as she could squeal anyway, since there was a lot of thick, white milk in her mouth at the moment. Pinkie gleefully hopped on top of her, settling down on the plush flesh and sinking her lips around the open nipple.
She gave a tentative suck, then licked her lips and exclaimed, “Mmm! This stuff is good!” Then she went back to happily suckling on the nipple, tail swishing back and forth happily.
Applejack moaned in delight as her jaw rehinged. She sat back on her tail body and tried to clop but she couldn’t reach her pussy because of all the Twilight Spider making her belly huge. Twilight’s spider legs moved inside her and she started laughing. The more she laughed, the more her belly contrated and the legs tickled her more. Then she realized her tail was rattling as she laughed. She lifted it and inserted the rattle into her pussy and it was like a vibrator, getting her off her clit and she moaned as Twilight tickled her insides.
Rainbow Dash was being fucked so hard by Fluttershy that the giant cock could be seen as an outline in her stomach. Fluttershy had tried to be gentle, because it was her nature, but it just felt so good that she could not stop. Every time she bucked her hips, Rainbow Dash moaned aloud for more, and leaving her friend hanging wouldn’t be kind, would it? Fluttershy moaned and groaned with her hands squeezing and milking her lush tits. Her body worked on its own, giving Rainbow Dash a severely rough fucking until she came with a fountain of hot white semen into Rainbow’s cunt. Fluttershy had never felt so amazing in her life.
“Oh Rainbow, that was amazing! Um, was it good for you?”
“It was good,” Rainbow painted, barely able to keep her footing as her hooves slid on the piles of semen that had leaked out of her pussy. She was feeling pleasantly stretched not just from Fluttershy’s enormous cock but also the extreme amounts of semen that had given her a bulge in her stomach. It wobbled slightly as she shifted and squirmed. Her breasts were covered in cume because it was just everywhere.
“For round one.”
Fluttershy’s hand fluttered to her chest. She looked surprised at first, but then she slowly smiled.
“Oh my.”
Rarity had created her own mess thanks to Pinkie Pie and there was milk everywhere. Pinkie’s stomach had actually grown a little bit because of all the milk she sucked from Rarity’s soft, full nipple. But for every mouthful she took, more seemed to be coming forth. Rarity had deflated a bit and could touch the ground with her forehooves, but she had hit a point where she wasn’t losing any more roundness. Despite this, she was feeling incredible. The sensation of being milked from every orifice was taking her to new heights of sexual release. The milking machine was starting to smoke.
Pinkie groaned because of her full belly and reached one hoof down to her pussy and one up to Rarity’s. Rarity moaned and closed her eyes.
“Thank you Pinkie, don’t stop!”
Inside Celestia’s cock, Luna was gasping and trying to fight her way out. But every time she moved, the action of the cock sucked her further down. She couldn’t see; she was being squeezed from every side like Applejack’s snake esophagus.
“Oh, sister,” Celestia moaned at the feeling of tiny Luna being sucked into her enormous dick. “I can’t wait to have you reach my balls and be my sperm to shoot out all over somepony. Hmm, or into them.”
Her eyes gazed around the room as she panted and moaned. “Who should I make pregnant by my sister’s form?”
She thought about Twilight immediately, but she was busy being digested in Applejack’s snake stomach. Fluttershy had the height now to be mounted by Celestia, but she couldn’t see the shy pegasus taur being royally fucked like that. But Pinkie Pie… Now there was an idea.
Celestia moved over to Pinkie and Rarity. She had to be careful because every time she moved, her hard cock swayed and Luna moved just a little further down her peehole. It felt so good that her knees almost went out with every step, but she was a thousand year old goddess and had some experience with these things.
She approached where Rarity was still generating lots of fresh, creamy milk, and admired her handywork. This was the best transformation spell she’d ever cast to get results like this. Celestia lowered herself down and sniffed at the milk leaking from Rarity’s cunt while pointing her cock at Pinkie’s.
“Prepare to receive your Princess,” she murmured.
“Nah,” said Pinkie, “I’m good.”
Celestia froze. Her eyes narrowed.
“You’re not Pinkie Pie, she hissed, her eyes going wide.
*****
It had been a long walk to the bathroom, but Spike was now having the time of his life on one of the most lavish toilets in all Equestria. Or he would have been if he hadn’t been constipated. He’d read a little bit of a magazine but now he was just clenched and straining and trying really hard to get things out of him.
“No more grass burgers,” he told himself. “Never again! Not even with hay fries!”
He strained and strained. It felt like his head was going to explode. It was so close, so very close, he could feel it almost leaving him…
And then there was a sploosh. He slumped forward, victorious at last. Panting, he wiped his brow. He felt colder for some reason but he was thankfully void of all his previous heaviness. It had been worthwhile. He made a little extra tinkle into the water, catching his breath, and was just about to stand up when something in the toilet moved.
He had no time to react.
With a splash, something pink and poofy surge up from the water and knocked him off his perch.
“FOREVER!” it shouted, and Spike screamed. Then Pinkie Pie grinned at him and crunched and chewed the large brown thing she’d found in the water.
“Hiya Spike!” she said happily. “Whatcha doin’?”
Spike’s eye twitched. He grabbed the roll of toilet paper defensively.
“Pinkie… why aren’t you in the orgy with everypony else?”
Pinkie frowned and swallowed. “Silly Spike,you shouldn’t ask questions like that! You know I’m the only one who’s allowed to break the fourth wall!”
*****
The expression of the Pinkie on the floor under Rarity changed to an evil smile.
“Well done, you old hag,” she said to Celestia in a man’s voice. “You found me out after all.”
“Pinkie Pie?” Rarity asked, straining to see. She couldn’t turn her head because she was still too full of milk. “What’s going on?” Nopony else had noticed yet.
Pinkie stood up and Celestia backed away, eyes aghast in horror.
“That voice! It can’t be!”
“It is!” Pinkie shouted, and she turned into white light. It got bigger and bigger, and after a moment, it faded, leaving behind something totally different from the pink party pony who had been there before.
He was a brown changelicorn, which is like a changeling mixed with an alicorn. He had holes in his legs and a twisted, crooked horn. On his back were two enormous feathered wings that looked more powerful than Celestia’s own. On his flank was the image of a frowning face. He was Not Proud, the God of Debauchery.
“I knew there had to be a reason why my transformation spell didn’t work on you,” Celestia said, her voice filled with anger and fear.
“You are correct,” replied Not Proud in a tone like butter.
Celestia gritted her teeth and moaned because her sister was still in her cock. She took a step backward. “I thought I defeated you with the Elements of Harmony over a thousand years ago.”
“You may have!” Not Proud replied, stepping forward. “But wherever large magical orgies persist, I shall remain. For far too long have you treated your subjects like sexual playthings, Molestia,” he said dangerously, lowering his head. “It is time to end your rain of raping!”
A light shot out from his horn and suffused the entire room. Immediately, the effects of Celestia’s transformation spell began to fade away. Applejack returned to normal and Twilight appeared outside of her stomach. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy ended up pretend-fucking when they returned to normal. Rarity deflated and the milking machine ceased to be. The real Pinkie Pie came in so that she could join her friends. Lastly, Luna rose back up out of Celestia’s dick, causing her sister to scream in ecstasy, and then returned to normal. Celestia got blue balls because her cock disappeared just as she was about to come.
Not Proud nodded and with a loud voice and a stomp of his hoof he declared, “Let the Cloppening commence!”
Warm magical light hit all the mares except Luna. Their marehoods expanded and grew thick with arousal. All together, they laid on their backs and began to clop furiously, letting out the most angelic sounds of self-pleasure that had been heard in Equestria for over a thousand years. Even Celestia was not immune. She was able to resist where the others could not, gasping coquettishly the entire time, but in the end she was no match. She had just been denied a climax, after all, and the opportunity was too good to pass up. She sat on her throne and clopped and joined the chorus of mares pleasuring themselves in moans and groans of passion.
“Now, Luna my sweet,” said Not Proud, taking Luna’s hoof. “Let me make love to you like we used to.”
“It’s been so long,” Luna said, blushing deeply. “Over a thousand years. I never thought I’d see you again.” Her eyes brimmed with tears, which the changelicorn brushed away gently.
“Luna, you have been used and abused by your awful sister. Let me remind you what it is like to be treated like a proper mare. You are best pony.”
He led her to a bed that had appeared. It was red and heart-shaped and was surrounded by rose petals. She slid onto the covers and he moved over her, kissing her passionately. She wrapped her hooves around his neck and kissed back with love. She gasped as he kissed down the side of her neck, his hooves rubbing over her body.
“I have missed this.”
“I’ve missed you, my lady.”
Luna gasped and her eyes rolled back as the changelicorn’s forked tongue flicked over her mound. She grasped at the bedsheet with her hooves while he parted her flower and sampled her nectar. Her hips bucked and her voice grew higher in octaves as he explored her tunnel of love. Delicately, he traced the lines of her folds and suckled on her nub. Soon, she was crying out in ecstasy, her body not having been touched and tasted so thoroughly or so lovingly in over a millennia.
A gentlestallion always makes sure his lady comes first, but with a hoof in his mane, she stilled him.
“Please, I need you now. Take me!”
With a soft smile, he climbed atop her. His stallion rod was instantly long and thick, and her lips watered slightly as she imagined it entering her. It had been far too long for the Princess of the Moon.
“I love you,” he said softly, and pressed the flared head of his member inside her. She squealed and moaned, wrapping all four hooves around him.
“Don’t be gently,” she whispered and nipped his ear.
He grinned and began to thrust mightily against her. The bed rocked with the titanic force of two gods making love, the floor beneath it beginning to crack. Luna cried out his name over and over, and was met by echoes of her name from his mouth. Locked together, they began to glow with the power of true love and passionate lovemaking, brightening the entire room.
As Luna came, the moon rose early and eclipsed the sun. As he came, he shouted, “There won’t be another sequel!” then collapsed atop her.
They panted for a while, wrapped in each others’ embrace, her head tucked beneath his as he held her protectively. The only sound was that of the other mares in the room pleasuring themselves.
“My lady,” he said at last, “I fear I must leave you again.”
“So soon?” Luna’s eyes misted over and she reached up and stroked a hoof down his face. He took it gently and kissed it.
“I am afraid so. Now that I have returned, I must attend to my duties as a god. But fear not. You and I are entwined by the thread of fate. I may have to give my body to others, but my heart will be always be yours.”
He kissed her passionately as the moaning around the room turned into a simultaneous seven-way orgasm and screams of passion filled the air. Luna returned the kiss, trying to hold back the tears but unable to. When their lips at last parted, he smiled at her and wiped the corners of her eyes. Then, laying a finger aside of his nose, he exploded into a million butterflies made out of condoms.
“Farewell, my only true love eternal,” she whispered, reaching a hoof out uselessly to where he had been. She lay back on the bed, her mind a whirl of emotions. She breathed deeply of the bedsheet. It smelled like him. She was probably pregnant now.
The mane six, seeing an opening, breathlessly hauled themselves to their hooves and slowly staggered out of the throne room on wobbling legs. They met Spike at the doors, who said, “Wow, what happened to you guys?” Twilight just gave him a glare and continued past him. He didn’t need to know.
And Celestia, on her throne, self-satisfied and seeing that finally everypony else had left, cracked a smile. The diaper she had been wearing, decorated to look like a fake butt, fell off, revealing a large brown and green smear.
“I made a poopy!” she crowed.
The End
Author's Note
Well, that wasn't so bad.
