"Yes! Yes! Yes!" I hugged my new tv so hard that I thought I was going to break the poor thing. "Alright here is our phone number and if you need anything just call, also here is the manual," The man who installed the tv handed me a card with the phone number on it and a booklet that when handed to me almost made me drop it because of its wieght. Inside my head I could hear the cartoon sounds of pinkie jumping up and down and some screaming and hollering. I slowly closed my eyes to see pinkie jumping right in front of me. "It's here! It's here! It's finally here! But I still think they should have made it pink," pinkie said in a sudden change of tone."*sigh* why does my subconscious have to conjure up somthing so....girly?" I thought."hmmm.....maybe it's because your a girl!" Pinkie said as if she had a eureka moment. "Yah, of course," I said sarcastically. "Yuck! Why did they have to make the tv look so dull and boring! They should have made it with a little more pizzazz!" Rarity said as if popping out of nowhere inside of my head. I face palmed myself. Twice. "Here let me help you with that," pinkie added her two hoofs to create a quadruple face hoof/palm. "The main focus is on the pictures of the actual screen, not the design of the tv!" I thought sounding very...I guess face palmy. "Well they could have at least tried to make it look descent," Rarity said sticking to her beliefs. "Oh for the love of," I was interrupted when the installer said, "uhm, are you ok sir? You have been standing there motionless for quite a while now..." "No! I mean yes, I mean, I'm quite alright thank you," I said as if I was trying to cover something up. "Ok than.....I'll just leave you to your tv then...." He quickly darted out of the house. "Why are we so socially repulsive?" I thought. "Cheer up darling, it's not like your going to see them again, and besides, you won a new tv! No matter how revolting its design is, you have a tv nevertheless!" Rarity said trying to cheer me up even though I wasn't really depressed. "I suppose so, speaking of which, it's about time we started watching....." "Not so fast!" It was Rainbow Dash "You promised that you were going to run today! You have to stay fit if you ever want to be as fast as me! The great, Rainbow Dash!" Shouted Rainbow. "How about....no." I thought smiling. "What!? You cant say no! You have to..." "No! I almost passed out because of you yesterday! I won a freckin marathon! It's about time I took a break, don't you think?" I cried out, out loud this time. "Nope, you have to exercise everyday," Rainbow said putting her hoof down. "Nope, sorry Dash, it's tv time!" I thought. "Yah! Woohoo! Lets get this party started!" Pinkie said as she brought out a bag of chips. "Pinkie that's genius!" I thought as I went to grab a bag of chips. Rainbow was frustrated and was about to say something until pinkie shoved a hooful of chips in her mouth. Rainbow smiled and said, "yum! I love chilli flavour!" And with that they watched the series premiere of the Big Bang theory.
The part where I explain everything
"Ahhhh..." I cried as I stretched out onto my bed. "today was a good day, wouldn't you guys say?" I thought as I relaxed. "Today was super funilicous!" Pinkie cried out jumping around as she usually. "I think you still should have ran around the block..." Rainbow said still dissatisfied with the day.
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Pinkie was a mare with a cotton candy like mane and tail that was fluorescent pink. Her coat was a lighter pink and she had three balloons stamped on the side of her rump. Two balloons were blue, and one was yellow. Her job was to help me live to the fullest and take chances, and not to always cowar at interesting and new ideas. She also helped me with social gatherings and greeting other people, although I tend to listen to what the others have to say first.
