what?

So there  I was just competing back from my fourth regeneration (yes I'm   time Lord) and so I start off my tardis and land in what looks like a cartoon. That is how I met vinyl, octavia, the Dr, ditzy, and rainbow. So I land there and I'm like what the hell. Then this rainbow tailed pony or horse comes up to me and says "hi my name is rainbowdash." and I'm like "hello there. Um… can you tell me where I am? Please?" well turns out I was in ponyville and I'm like where the neck Is that. Then I remembered that it was in a show called my little pony. So then I'm shown around find out there is about her time Lord called the Dr. So then I meet his companions(yes companions), vinyl, octavia and ditzy. So I get to know them travel with the Dr and them and they where like "waz up?" and I'm like we'll I better get home the Dr take me back to America and when he leaves I just remember, my tardis is back in ponyville with rainbow. I was very unhappy about that and so I had no idea how to get back. Well then I had an idea. What if I stole one? Probably not a good plan but it worked out well in my head.