The Fourth Wall

We Always Party Hard!

Pinkie Pie bounced down the street, humming her favorite tune. She passed Lyra, a green unicorn with a passion for music, and Bonbon, a yellow earth pony with an affection for sweets, having a little nuzzle.

She grinned.

She walked up to Golden Harvest’s stand and bought a couple of carrots.

The mare that Pinkie walked up to was an earth pony with a yellow coat and orange mane.

“That’ll be 5 bits please!” Harvest said with a grin. Pinkie put 5 bits in the small box and threw 1 bit at Harvest.

“A tip for your Deeeeeee-licious carrots!” Pinkie responded. Harvest blushed and gave a wave as Pinkie hopped away.

“lalala laaaa!” Pinkie hummed.

“Hey Fluttershy! Watcha’ doing?”

“Oh! Well… the food for Angel is running out and I needed some more chicken feed”

“Need a hoof?” Pinkie said with a smile.

“Not now, but I’ll be sure to call you if I do, that is… if you don’t mind…” Fluttershy responded

"What do you mean silly-billy! I always help my friends!"

"Oh! thank you, really. I have to go now, Angel's stomach is probably scaring the other animals by now" Fluttershy said with a hint of a smile.

"Okie-dokey-lokie!" and with that, she bounced away.

She stopped at Applejack's stand and ordered 10 apples and an apple fritter. Shopping always made her hungry.

"Here ya' go, 10 of mah' finest apples and a loverly apple fritter! that'll be 7 bits please!"

Pinkie reached for her purse, only to notice that she was 1 bit short.

"Sorry AJ, no apple fritter for me"

Applejack gave her a strange look.

"But yah' always get some sort ah' treat when you come an' buy ma' apples"

"Sorry AJ," She showed her her purse.

Applejack sighed.

"How's about I let you off, jus' this once"

"Really Applejack? thankyouthankyoutjankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!"

"Think nothin' of it, your ma' precious friend!"

"Thanks Applejack! see you tomorrow!"

"Bye! get home safe, sugarcube!"

She hopped towards Sugarcube Corner at a steady pace.

She opened the door and noticed that the place was empty with a note from Ms Cake.

Dear Pinkie

We had to leave on urgent business, your cousin, Sweet Tooth has had a serious accident and we have

been asked to come and help, we know we can count on you, as you did such a splendid job with the kids before.

We'll be back soon

Cup Cake xx

Pinkie threw the bags on to the counter and continued upstairs to check on the babies.

They were sleeping soundly and their cute little snores gave Pinkie a feeling of joy from which she could

not help but smile.

She trotted out of the back door into the back garden and gave a quick glance around. Once she was sure there was no one around, she moved some of the bushes which revealed a lever which would be very hard to find, unless you knew what you were looking for. Pinkie pulled the lever which opened up a hole that could barely fit Pinkie, yet she jumped head first.

The hole closed straight after she jumped in.

She slid down a winding slide which was surprisingly comfortable.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

She hit the bottom and a fluffy mattress broke her fall. She was in a dark place. It had no carpet, no wallpaper, no pictures.

It was a hole in the ground. Nothing special. A very big rabbit hole. She hugged the wall looking for a switch. She had managed to hook it up to Sugarcube Corner without the Cakes noticing. Once she found it, a small light bulb shone and she could see. The rabbit hole was incredibly big. Pinkie remembered when she first found this place. She was ecstatic.

She walked for a minute or so and came to a box. The metal box was the first of it's kind and how it got there, she would never know. But she couldn't care less. She pressed a few buttons and twiddled a few knobs until a few sounds started to come from the strange contraption.

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD

Pinkie started to dance.

An instrumental came on.

She shook her head wildly while playing air guitar.

You work all night (all night)

And when you work you don't feel all right

And when,

When things stop feeling all right (all right)

And everything is all right

She started singing at the top of her voice.

She knew all the words.

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)

We will never do as others do (no)

Know what we want and we get it from you

Do what we like and we like what we do

She was stamping her hooves on the ground.

Luckily, she was so deep underground that nopony could hear her. She had done all "them fancy mathematics" as Applejack would have said and she was completely safe. No one could hear her. If somepony found out, it would be so embarrassing.

And then the chorus came on.

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)

Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

When it's time to party we will always party hard

Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

She ADORED this song.

All right

You,

You fight that fight

And when you're fightin' you feel all right

But when,

When things stop feeling all right (all right)

And everything is all right

Sweat dripping from her brow as she continued to kick her legs wildly as the song was almost at it's end.

The chorus repeated once more and the song ended.

She was sweaty but happy.

She looked at the big metal box that she found a year ago, she was so grateful that she could experience this wonderful feeling of pleasure.

She climbed out of her sacred place and walked back inside Sugarcube Corner, Grinning to herself. She made another quick check on the two babies. Both asleep. Perfect. She walked back down to the counter and slipped the sign to 'Open'

She sat at the counter and started her job. She felt energized as her first customer walked in.

"Hello what would you like? We've got everything from cupcakes to cranberry cake! Oh, hi Twilight!"

"Hey Pinkie Pie, I want to ask a favor of you. Can you drop by the library later, we need to talk."

"What for Twi'?"

"It's a really big favour, please Pinkie, I'm kinda in a rush"

"Okie-doky-lokie!"

"Oh, and a sapphire cupcake for Spike"

~~~

Knock Knock

"Yes?"

"Hey Spike, Twilight said she needed me, for some kind of thinga-ma-jig"

"Come on in, I guess" Spike said."Sorry, I'm in the middle of cleaning the place, again."

"No problemo! I'll just wait here!"

It was five minutes until Twilight came down.

"Sorry Pinkie, I was upstairs reading this interesting book."

"It's alright Twilight! Why did you want me here?"

"Well..." Twilight paused. " I was wondering if I could test a spell on you. Is that okay?"

"Sure Twilight! That's what friends are for!" She grinned a toothy grin at Twilight.

"Tell me if it hurts 'kay? I don't like hurting some of my best friends"

"Will do Twi'!"

Her Horn had become covered with a glowing purple light that was steadily becoming bigger and brighter.Spike had been listening to the conversation and gasped with amazement at the light show.Pinkie started glowing and was slowly being lifted from the ground.

"Wow Twilight! this is amazing~"  Pinkie gasped.

Then at once, it all stopped and Twilight fell with a THUD!

"Sorry Pinkie, I guess I messed i-"

The purple mare stopped abruptly and stared at the space that Pinkie used to be.

She was gone.

Poof.

*Author's Note*

This is my first chapter of my first fanfic and i hope you have all enjoyed do far~

All criticism is welcome as it will help me wright future chapters or fanfics.

Also, if i have any grammatical e.t.c errors then please point it out to me.