Ponylands: 2P Co-op (Borderlands2 x FIM x human)

by FT

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Adventure, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Crossover, Dark, Human
Length: 86840

A 17-year-old male named Blake and a purple unicorn Twilight from completely different universes are suddenly...

Player One: Blake, the human
Player Two: Twilight, the unicorn

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Takes place shortly after the beginning of S1E1

The weapons in the beginning are just the far-far-ancestor models of the photos linked to them and our heros will gradually get advanced tech as the story progresses.

This is my first Fanfic so feel free to make any errors I may have made in the story and don't expect a masterpiece or anything. Constructive criticism and feedback is appreciated. The story just gets better as It keeps going so give it a chance if the beginning may be kinda iffy.

This Fimfic will help me train for my ultimate story. (see blog), so again, the beginning may be questionable.

I have a lot of visual imagination going into this story so I will just use images from the internet on here until I can get some nice artists in here so I will allow you to make the story and your imagination sort of the canvas and the paint. Meaning that you can can kind of customize your story (especially guns) in a way.

PLEASE DON'T DISLIKE FOR MINOR ERRORS, AN INSANE AMOUNT OF GORE, SEX, CRAZY/BADASS TWILIGHT, VIOLENCE, AND TONS OF SHOOTING I HAVE THOSE TAGS FOR A REASON AND ITS BORDERLANDS 2 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! DON'T JUDGE LIKE A DICK OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR A CONDOM HAT

Published 2014-01-14 15:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-25 04:11:02 UTC

2 Hunter,Scholar,Gentleman

After the execution, I blew the end of my barrel.

"Lets see if we can't find any survivors left in this town!" I said as I reloaded my Jakobs and spin-holstered the gun.

A random guy with an English accent called out nearby, "I'm not a bandit, don't shoot!".

Me and Twilight pointed our firearms towards the noise in response and saw a human cyborg made his appearance coming out of a small house with his arms up. He had circular glasses with a busted lens, a cowboy hat, a mechanical arm and leg, and a vest which had some darts on it for decor. He spoke again,

"Nice to meet you fellow stranger and... er purple unicorn, my name is Sir Hammerlock,...", he said with a salute, "...at your service."

'Better try to make some friends around here.' I thought.

"Looks like we have a survivor, standdown!" I said and we both holstered our weapons.

"My name is Blake Williams and this is Twilight Sparkle, the unicorn..." I said as I pointed to her, "...and before you ask why is the hell I have a purple unicorn next to me and I know this will sound crazy, but we both came from different alternate realities and we have reason to believe that the Vault maybe our only way back."

"So you are Vault hunters correct?"

"Yes, we are Vault hunters, but are only new recruits with not that much fighting experience." Twilight said.

"My golly, you can talk? Astounding!", Hammerlock said with astonishment.

"Yes, apparently I come from a more different world than Blake here, where it is not as chaotic as here." , she said.

"So, how do you know about the Vault?"

"A robot named Claptrap told us and..." I thought came to me, "Oh, that reminds me, we have him with us and we need someone who can put this..." I held out the eye, "back into him.".

"CLAPTRAP! First Captain Flynt's bandits attack, then Claptrap shows up! I must've been horrifyingly cruel to puppies in a past life to deserve this kind of treatment!", Hammerlock yelled with widened eyes.

'I can see why.' I thought then spoke, "I know he can be annoying, but we are going to need him to get to Sanctuary and it looks like you are the only one who can fix his eye.", I looked around and noticed he is not here with us and sighed, "He is still at the front gate isn't he?".

Twilight sighed "I'll get him.", she then took off to find Claptrap.

"Before you ask if I can repair Claptrap's sight, yes and in return you should let me go to Sanctuary with you." Hammerlock said before offering a handshake.

"Sounds like a deal.", I shook his metal arm to seal the deal with a smirk.

"I have to say Vault hunter, for a couple of young recruits, I am surprised you and Twilight were able to take on Captain Flynt's bandits with out a scratch, but since you are recruits, I am going to give you fellows as much training in Liar's Burg as possible before we make the journey."

"I suppose you are right, I mean we are going to go against a lot of dangers along the way so it is better to be prepared and trained."

"I hope you don't mind if we stay here for a few days before we go out."

"Hey, I don't really mind if we find the Vault or not, Safety is our first priority.", I said

"HEY HAMMERLOCK...!" Claptrap said as he was being escorted here by Twilight.

"Oh dear." Sir Hammerlock said while pinching his nose.

"...since my minions just saved your town, can you do your best Claptrap a favor and repair my eye?", me and Twilight rolled our eyes in response to being called minions.

"Well, I suppose I am in your debt aren't I? Just come over to my hideout and I shall restore his sight.", he waved for us to come to him.

I was walking with Twilight when she spoke, "So, what did I miss while I was getting Claptrap?"

"Hammerlock said that he will come with us to Sanctuary in return for Claptrap's eye-repair and since we don't have much fighting experience, he offered us a couple days to stay with him for training."

"Good idea, we should take his offer before we head out into the dangerous shit-hole." Twilight said while escorting Claptrap.

"Agreed, we may have just gotten lucky with taking out the whole mess of bandits and bullymongs.", I responded

~5 mins later.~

"Okay here we are, our hideout." Sir Hammerlock as he said upon stopping in front of a small, one story house_ touching a wall of rock and ice to the right. Doesn't look so appealing from the exterior but appearances can be deceiving, I thought to myself.

"This is it?", Twilight said with a disappointed tone.

"Just wait until you see what I have inside.", Sir Hammerlock said with a smirk.

He opened the metal door in front and held the door open like a gentleman would.

"Thanks.", Twilight said as we entered the house.

There was what appeared to be the dining room/living room with a bullymong skin used as a rug complete with a radio and a leather couch, complete with a classy lit fire place. Many unfamiliar taxidermic heads of creatures cover the walls. The table was a four seater and had chairs made out of some sort of bones. One opened door led to a cramped kitchen/hallway that had a dead end.

"Put Claptrap on the couch." Hammerlock said and Twilight did so.

"This is your hideout?", I said with a raised brow.

"Not all of it."

Sir Hammerlock then shut the door and locked it tight. He then went up to the fireplace and twisted the cap of a bottle on a fireplace. The fireplace then went out and the back wall of the fire place began to turn, revealing a stairwell that led down into total darkness.

Me and Twilight had our jaws hanging open from the opening secret entrance, "Follow me." he said and we followed with Claptrap left on the couch.

Once Sir Hammerlock was half-way down the metal stair well, a row of lights began turning on every second away from us until the whole room was lit. Twenty-feet straight in front of us was a 20 yard-long firing range with five stations to fire from. One door left to the firing range said "armory" and the right one said "combat training". Behind the stairwell was a row of empty weapon holders and yet another door saying "bunks". On the wall said 'Daul'.

"HOLY SHIT!" Twilight said.

"That was my line!", I said jokingly.

"Too bad!", Twilight turned and smiled innocently at me and we both laughed.

Sir Hammerlock spoke, "I apologize for not using the guns in the armory here when the bandits came, I couldn't get to here when it happened, but since you have saved me, you get to learn many new skills!"

"W-what is this place?!", I asked.

"This used to be a military barracks for the Daul corporation quite some time ago, it so happened to be abandoned a while a go for some unknown reason, and based on the tech in here, I can say it was abandoned in the early 22nd century and I managed to find a lot of useful Daul weaponry that I have in there.", he pointed to the armory, "Best part is, you get to play with and take these along your journey, just don't hurt yourselves doing it."

"OMCOMCOMCOMCOMCOMC!" Twilight said excitingly while I still had my slack-jawed look.

"What year is it now?", I asked.

"Time has been forgotten for a while now, but my rough estimate would be in the early 25th."

Hammerlock continued ,"Well while you go around check the area out, I'll be repairing Claptrap's sight...", Hammerlock turned to me and stuck out his hand, "...I believe you have his eye?". I took out the eye and put it in his cold arm and said, "Here you go.". He then went back upstairs with the eye.

"Lets go drop our stuff at the bunks first.", Twilight nodded in response.

We went to the bottom of the stairs and went to the 'bunk' door. The door slid straight up when I pushed a button on the side. Just like in any military barracks, there were 2 beds for every bunk and there were about 6 pairs of bunks in sides of the hallway. At the end was one unisex, bathroom-door. Most of the base seemed to be made of mostly concrete and metal, but I don't think it will be too uncomfortable.

"Thats a lot of beds", I said

"These seem fairly comfortable enough to sleep on.", Twilight said as she relaxed on the first, right, top-bunk.

"Wow, these are not so bad, ironic since I hear military beds are generally pretty uncomfortable.", I said as I chose the top bunk on the other side.

"Let's put down our stuff and see how the repair is going.", I said, then we put our weapon holsters below our original beds and exited the room.

We went up stairs to go check upstairs and as we got closer we saw Hammerlock finishing the repair on the couch.

"AHA,", Claptrap jumped out of the couch after he had his sight back, "...hey bitches...", he said as he saw us.

"Oh dear he is talking again.", Hammerlock said as he put a hand on his face.

"...I got my eyesight back, motherfuckas!"

I sighed and said, "I hope you don't mind waiting here for a couple days Clappy, we are going to need some preparation before we go off into the sunset.".

"Nice, a honeymoon I like it.".

"OH SHUT UP!", Me and Twilight said simultaneously.

"Well, see ya, I'll be practicing mah Claptrap beep-box time, check it!", he made beep-boxing noises as he went to go outside to do his thing.

"I have a feeling we will have a love-hate relationship with him soon.", I said as Claptrap's rap (hey that rhymes!) grew fainter.

"Reminds me of a combination of some of my friends.", Twilight said chuckling.

"Like who?", I said curiously.

"I have a earth-pony friend named Pinkie Pie who is happy and random, a brother-like baby dragon named Spike who is somewhat cute, and another unicorn named Vinyl Scratch who is obsessed with this music called 'dubstep', which I find okay.", remembering her home she sighed sadly, "Too bad I may never get to see them again."

I kneeled down and put a hand on her mane, "I am too, but at least we have something in common or at lot in common to be the case and that makes something". Just realizing that sounded like a romantic thing, we both blushed and was a little embarrassed even more doing it in front of Sir Hammerlock. I quickly got my hand off Twilight, "not... er... saying we are um dating for anything! He he...".

"Oh, nothing to be ashamed about liking a different sentient being.", Sir Hammerlock said to comfort me, it was soon broken when we saw Claptrap just in the front door way and said, "...AAAAAANNNDDD, kiss!" with a gesture.

"SHUT UP CLAPTRAP!", Twilight and I yelled in unison again.

"Hey, just giving some love tips!"

We both rolled our eyes in frustration and response. Twilight yawned and spoke up, "I think it is about time we get some rest so we can be ready for training tomorrow, I'm tired and I think it is getting late as of now."

"I agree, I am going to sleep up here and as for you two there are a bunch of military bunks downstairs behind the stairwell.", Sir Hammerlock said.

"Well see ya tomorrow morning!", I said as I and Twilight waved him goodbye as we went down the stairs and turned the lights off in the bunks.

~In the bunks~

I was sleeping a low bunk with one thin cotton blanket and all my clothing on (including my jacket) cause of the coldness of the place, until I felt something waking me up with a hoof.

I opened my eyes to see Twilight on the left side of my bed with her horn glowing and shivering, "Something wrong Twilight?".

"I am sorry for disturbing you, but I can't sleep because it is really cold in here, can I-I... um lay with you, if you don't mind?", Twilight said with a heart-melting sad face.

'How can I say no to that.', I thought.

"Oh, no need to be sorry, I think this bed is big enough to hold both of us.", I got up and grabbed Twilight's other blanket and made the bed with them two.

I looked at my jacket and smiled at the hatch of an idea. I unzipped my jacket_revealing my black, Canadian souvenir t-shirt and wrapping it around Twilight, "There, that should keep you warm."

"Wow...", she paused and blushed, "um... thanks!"

"Don't sweat it.", I said as smiled and I got inside the double blankets first. I offered Twilight a place by my side as I lifted the covers. My with jacket wrapped around her, she got herself positioned next to me. I tucked her in and with my left arm on her left shoulder, I pulled her in closer_massaging her mane with my left thumb.

"So...", trying to change the topic to make it less awkward, "I hear you have a pretty interesting world where you come from, tell me about it."

~15 mins later~

During those fifteen minutes she told me about a ruler named Princess Celestia who can control the sun's position, and a co-ruler who controls the moon and the position of the stars named Princess Luna. She told me she used to be trapped on the moon for 1,000 years because she went corrupt some how, but has been reformed.

I responded, "For my world, a lot of humans used to think and assume it was some unseen gods or some kind of other myth, but as humans have come to better understanding of the natural world around ourselves, we found out that it does it all itself."

Twilight was a little shocked, "WHAT? How is that possible!?"

"Well, you see, Earth orbits around the sun and the moon orbits around the Earth. Some humans used to think the Earth was the center of everything until a guy named Galileo came along.", I performed gestures with my right arm as I spoke.

"How does the planet and moon move on its own?"

"Gravity.".

"Gravity?".

"You know how gravity makes things fall towards things right?"

"Yeah?", she leaned her head towards mine.

"When an object such as the moon orbits the Earth, it is actually falling towards the Earth, but instead of hitting the Earth, it is actually missing it indefinitely as it circles it.", I spin my right hand to demonstrate.

"Oh! I think I get it, that is interesting how your world works."

"Ever since the beginning of our universe, things have been doings things by themselves like an epic dominoes effect..."

2 hours later

For the past two hours I was on a 'mind-blowing' streak as I talked about the high points of the history of life, my species, life on Earth and the universe that I knew. I enjoyed telling her about the biggest discoveries and potential theories the science in my world has made so far I knew. I enjoyed talking about mind-blowing science: like how the universe is surprisingly 99.99999% empty space, the incredible size of the universe and the amount of galaxies the universe has and how many stars each galaxy has. I also told her about how far science has pushed mankind technologically-speaking. I mentioned and talked about things like cars, planes, ships, tanks, and the international space station.

After so many jaw drops and gasps, "You humans can go into space!?", she asked excitingly.

"Yes, but barely. It is super expensive, dangerous, and difficult. The farthest any human has gotten is probably the moon.", she gasped in excitement again.

"YOU WENT TO THE MOON!?", she whispered loudly.

"Yes, but mankind has barely done it over a dozen times and we stopped doing it cause you know.", I can tell she was a little disappointed in that, "In spite of that though, we have sent surveyors out into places and that is how we gather data."

"How far has any object gone?"

"There is this probe called Voyager One, even though it traveled over the speed of a bullet and it has been doing so for about 37 years, it has only made its way out of our solar system."

"WOW, your kind sure has improved a lot!."

"Yeah it has and it is amazing how much can change in single century, A SINGLE CENTURY and just imagine what the next century will be AND THE NEXT!".

I turn my body a bit so I can face Twilight when she spoke, "That really is amazing, just wow."

"You warm enough Twilight?", she nodded, I suddenly got in a little trance from looking into her beautiful violet eyes but then I noticed she was starting to tear up and smiled back as she looked into my hazelnut eyes.

'Woah Jesus, am I falling in love with her?', I thought with mental widened eyes.

"What's wrong Twilight."

She noticed this and wiped her eye, "Well you know that time when I killed Knuckle Dragger?"

"Yes?"

"Well I was thinking about the times when you *sniff* put yourself in harm's way and how you were always s-so, selfless; always w-watching out for me."

As a person who doesn't cry often I began to tear up as well, "Y-yes?".

"The real reason I think I have killed Knuckle Dragger is because I-I...", she blushing as she couldn't say it.

"*Sniff*Y-Y-yeah?".

"I have a-a q-q-question Blake.".

"G-go on a-ahead!"

"Do you...", she put a hoof on my right stomach area, "like me?", she squealed_blushing like mad.

"W-what was t- *sniff* that?"

"Do you l-l-loove me?", My heart skipped 5 beats from that statement, making me want to run around like a crazy person winning the lottery, "I am, but she is just a pony, I grew internally pissed off at what my consciousness called her like she was an animal but you know what? Fuck it, I LOVE HER and SHE LOVES ME! I learn to follow my heart and I can do whatever the fuck I want.!",

.
Because Love is what reminds me that nothing else matters
Love lets me see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere.
Love is to understand this
Love is to respect this
Love is to accept this
I am not blind, I only see what matters...

...And that is Twilight Sparkle: my love.

Too emotional to speak: I leaned in closer while she leaned in response. We kept leaning in until our lips touched. I and Twilight widened our eyes in surprise to this involuntary movement. That didn't stop there: our eyes bursted from joy as we both opened our mouths to explore each other's mouth with our tongues. It was the best thing in the multiverse: my kiss our first kiss. We moaned and groaned in pleasure as we pulled each other in to a heart-warming hug. It was heaven, no better than heaven, If this wasn't heaven I don't know how heaven can be any better than with this angel. I will will will always be there for her, to the ends of hell and back, to the bottom of the deepest oceans, to the ends of space, I will always be there for you Twilight I PROMISE! .

With all my heart I broke the kiss, looked into her entrancing eyes, held her hoof between us and finally said it,"I do *sniff*, you maybe one pe-pony to the world but to me you are the whole universe. When I see you smile I see something more beautiful than stars, the way I get pulled into a trance every time I look into those beautiful violet eyes, the way you lighten up my soul with your laugh, and just every little detail about you. I love you Twilight Sparkle, because when I look at you, I can't see myself... ...I only see you.", I cried even more from that statement when Twilight pulled me into another bone crushing hug, followed by another mouth-grabbing kiss.

~10 minutes later~

After A LOT of kissing each other back, Twilight seemed to have a question, "Hey Blake, why do you have pointy teeth?".

My heart rose as I spoke, "Oh no she must've felt my canines, FUCK and ponies are herbivores, DOUBLE FUCK!", "Well he he you see these are called canines and I am well... an omnivore."

"You eat m-meat?"

"Don't worry though I humans don't eat ponies and I can live give up meat for you Twilight. I would rather eat my own kind than you my love!".

Twilight gasped, "You'd do that for me?".

"No questions asked.", I French-kissed her on the lips.

When we pulled out of a kiss Twilight made a sad sigh, "Too bad I may never get to see you again when we get to our homes."

I held one of her left fore-hoof with my right-hand, "How about I come with you instead when we do?".

"WHAT, but aren't you worried about your own friends and family back home?!", surprised I am willing to sacrifice that much for her.

"I honestly don't really have anything to go back to besides my abusive foster parents.", I frowned at the memories.

"Oh, I am sorry..."

I put a finger on her mouth to stop her, "No, don't apologize, my biological parents died when I was six in a car accident and I was being moved from abusive foster home/family to another for eleven years ever since and I was forced through really tough schools along the way, but I luckily learned how to survive and learn luckily."

Twilight was crying by this and hugged me in a bone-crushing hug in response, "*sniff* I am s-so s-sorry, nopony deserves to go through that torment! *sniff*".

"But now since I met and got to know you more, I have a reason to keep going now Twilight, and that is you. You have made me the happiest man alive and I want you to know that.".

"Are you sure about your decision? I mean it is your world!", she said with joyful tears.

"I would give away everything and anything to be with you and see you alive and happy to the very-end of the universe.".

"You really know how to say the most charming things.", she made more tears and rubbed a hoof on my chest.

"I think we will be really happy together in Equestria since it is an overall more peaceful and tolerant society.", I smiled.

"What is your world like?", she said.

"It is fairly safe in some places like in the country I come from, but overall, humanity on Earth has a really dark history and is still really bad in terms of violence, going to Equestria sounds like a wiser option. And since you have had some sentient griffins and dragons in your society, a 120-pound, hairless, gorilla shouldn't be all that intimidating.", she giggled in response.

"I guess your right, after learning from a zebra named Zecora, a lot of ponies have learned to not judge a book by its cover."

"I think it is good that they learn tolerance because in my world, discrimination probably still is the biggest problem."

"Wait, I thought you only had one sentient species on your planet?".

"Well, you see, not all humans have the same skin tone as mine or the same looks from where they came from.", I showed her my lightly-olive skin.

"So what are you?"

"I am Chinese-American, though I look more white by a lot of people.".

"Chinese-American?"

"It means you are born in a country called America and are a descendant of someone that is born in another country called China."

"So how badly can a different color make a problem? I got many different colored ponies in my society and that is barely an issue.".

"If you look back at human history, humans were given certain looks based on the original environment they were descendant of. African's for example, or skin of black color originated on a continent called Africa, people of white color were originally from around Europe, Native Americans are from well you know, and people who are Asian or Chinese like me on around a continent called Asia. It is really sad to see people foolishly look over the fact that all humans are created equal, which has happened a lot in history and is still kind of happening today, though to a much lesser degree, at least it is what I see in my country. For example, white people used to see people of dark color as animals and went to go as far as enslaving them."

Her eyes widened in response, "S-slavery?".

"A couple centuries ago: some countries, especially my own, would capture people of dark-skin color in Africa and make cheap labor out of them."

"Wait, your OWN country was doing slavery well!?"

"Sadly yes, but fortunately the country has learned from a lot of its questionable decisions and the country has changed that, it is only the tip of my world's mostly-dark history."

"Wow, your world must have it tough in comparison to mine."

"Yeah it is, but that doesn't matter because I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you.", we both smiled and was about to cry with joy.

We all let it out then Twilight spoke,"Shut the fuck up and kiss me!", I pulled into another kiss, this time more aggressive. I turned my face as Twilight turned her's to get a side-ways kiss with us heavily breathing and OH MAN it felt so Fucking Awesome!

I broke the kiss and I was just holding her hoof between us as I was tranced once again into her beautiful eyes as she did to my hazelnut (brown) eyes. After five minutes of silence: I used my other hand to stroke the side of her face when I first laughed and spoke,

"God, Twilight where did you learn to cuss?", I said.

"I learned it from you remember? What am I not good enough to use them?", Twilight said with obvious sarcasm and humor. We all laughed in response.

"You are cute when you cuss you know.", she put a hoof to her mouth and giggled at my comment while blushing a little, "So fucking cute".

"It's funny, I just met you, but it already feels like we are destined to be together.", she said as I was reminded of something:

because Love is our true destiny.

We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone

we find it with another.

"Do you believe in love at first sight?", I questioned Twilight.

"I have and now I do.", she said smiling right before she closed her eyes and kissed me on the lips.

That was the night we promised
the will to be together through everything,
each to care for the other when old and gray.
A lovers' pact
the most likely to last.

~Next morning~

I woke up with both of us in about the same position as last time with Twilight still asleep. I stretched my arms and made a yawn as I got up. Twilight soon later woke up and made a yawning noise.

"Morning Twilight.".

She opened her eyes, "Morning Blake."

"You always light my soul like sunlight breaching though clouds.", remembering last night.

"Glad you enjoyed it.", she made a brief kiss on my lips and she looked at herself, "I think we are going to need shower from getting covered in mud and dried blood."

"Speaking of showers, I wonder what the washrooms look like?", I replied.

She yawned, "Lets go check it out.".

We got out of bed and she hung up my jacket on a hook on the wall. We walked over to the unisex door and pushed it open. When we went into the room we were pretty impressed at the size of the bathroom, but everything in here looked early 21st century. The first thing we see are a wall of modern-looking lockers that partially spilt the room in two at us as we came in with a single wooden bench that matched the length of the wall on each side. On each side there are 6 pairs of showers, which surprisingly included 2 private showers, considering that this is a sort of military barracks. Both sides in the back had a couple stalls and sinks, but only one side had urinals. The floors and walls were covered in generic, white tile and pipes liter the ceiling with fluorescent lights hanging from it. Kind of underwhelming to say the least, but I find it pretty cool we almost have a hidden military to ourselves.

"Looks like my-world tech, but it is not everyday you get to have a military base to yourself, which is pretty cool.", I said.

Twilight shrugged her shoulders and we both walked towards the private shower on the left. Since Twilight didn't really wore clothes that often, "I'll take this one."

Upon closer inspection of the non-private shower, a hologram suddenly poped up forming a transparent, blue, temperature control knob with the degrees (in Celsius) above it making us jump back a bit in surprise. She used her magic and surprisingly the knob was as solid as a metal one. Below there was a little green button saying 'dry'. She turned it so it was 43 degrees.

"Woah, that's new!", I said with a raised brow.

She used a hoof to feel the water,"Wow, there is warm water!"

"Guess living in a military barracks isn't as bad as I thought it would be!", I looked and pointed at the at the 'dry' button, "What does that do?".

She pressed and two vertical sides of the shower pushed out. The lower ends extended out upwards over the floor. Then they slowly moved down and up, as they did that they made blasts of hot air_drying Twilight like a Dyson hand-dryer and reverted back to their original positions.

"Cool, well I am going to try this...", I pointed to the private shower," ...one.", the shower in the private one had the same configuration and everything except it had tile walls surrounding it. After five minutes of showering and drying myself off, I put back on my clothes and headed outside. I went up to a generic, white urinal to take a piss and went up to the sink to wash. I looked in the mirror and still saw Twilight taking her shower_humming beautifully while she was standing on her hind legs and rubbing her mane with her hooves.

'Damn', I thought as my pants got a bit tighter looking at my special friend.

~Later~

We went outside of the bunks and heard some sizzling from upstairs.

"Looks like he is making breakfast.", I said.

We went up stairs and saw Sir Hammerlock making a surprisingly generic American breakfast on a stove: Pancakes and some-kind of bacon.

"Hello Romeo and Juliet!", we turn at at the noise to see Claptrap sitting at a set-up table waving.

"You eat breakfast?", I said trying to change the subject and ignore Claptrap's trolling.

"Yes.", he said as he was picking up imaginary food off his plate with a fork, "Nom, nom.", we both rolled our eyes in response.

"So...", Claptrap continued, "...anything happened while I was up here on standby?".

Me and Twilight looked at each other with nervous expressions and Twilight said, "Um well-."

"You guys made out last night did you?", he said as he put his arms on his hips. We both blushed in response.

"Think we should tell him?", Twilight whispered.

"Well, he is going find out eventually.", I replied.

Twilight sighed, "yes we did.", she said with a frustrated tone.

"Oh come on, nothing to be a shamed about,...", Sir Hammerlock said as he went in with a plate of pancakes and another of bacon, "...you are both sentient creatures and share many traits, just get past fact that you are different species.".

"Yeah,...!", Claptrap said, "...you guys seem perfect together!".

"I hate to say this, but uhh... thanks guys.", I said as I rubbed the back of my head. Me and Twilight looked at each other with an expression of happiness and relief.

We quickly forgot about the awkward situation as we all sat down at the table with Twilight at my side.

What I saw really surprised me, "mmm, what is this stuff," Twilight said as she took a bite, "this shit tastes delicious!"

I raised a finger, "Uh... Twilight?"

"Yes?", she looks towards me.

"That's bacon; meat.", her eyes widened at her strip before she was about to take another bite. Surprisingly, she took another bite and chewed it more slowly like she didn't give a shit, then my jaw dropped in surprise.

She looked at me, "What, it's not my fault he made it so delicious.", she said with a mouth full and shrugged her shoulders.

I closed my mouth and smiled, 'Damn she is hot when she's crazy'.

I took a bite of my pancakes then spoke, "So, what are we going to be doing today Hammerlock?"

"Well, first I'll give you a proper tour of the place first then it is off to combat training and finally shooting when you are both are first-level black belts. I'll also go over the equipment we have here."

"Sweet!"

"Oh fuck yeah!", Twilight responded then we all laughed.

Once everyone was finished, "Alright off we go."

"See ya guys I am gonna practice my dancin'.", Claptrap went outside, "WUB wub wub! wub wub wub!".

~Later at the shooting range~

"Here is the firing range, here you'll be trained on how well you aim and handle with all types of ranged weaponry.", Sir Hammerlock pointed to the range.

"Cool, can't wait to see and try out what other weapons your world uses.", Twilight said excitingly.

~Combat Training room~

The 'Combat Training' door led to a small room with a Japanese style sliding door on the opposite side with a ink-art style pictures of dragons. On each side of the door stood a Japanese Guardian statue.

"Here you'll learn various combat techniques including Sojutsu, Karate, Judo, Ninjutsu and more. I remodeled this place myself, like it?", Sir Hammerlock said as he slid open the door.

The next room led to yet another spectacular room that was already lit. In front of us was a short, stone bridge that went over a flowing river with a pair of black-caged lanterns on each end. The ceiling was high enough for the Magnolia tree at the end of the stone bridge to fit without it cramping up the massive, grassy, center-courtyard. The ceiling had many flat bright lights that seem to be where the plants in here get their Photosynthesis, I hypothesize. Left and Right of the center-courtyard stood two more sliding doors.

"Like it? I fucking love it! How the hell did you make all this?", I said with a gaping jaw.

"I forgot this barracks was parting in research as well; it had a small weather simulator and I made it into a automated garden slash combat training room slash work of art; I had a lot of free time on my hands.", Sir Hammerlock.

"This place used to be a weather simulator?", I said then thought,

'This is a universe where it is many centuries in the future, so I shouldn't be surprised.'

"Yes, I made it so the plants here get a fair amount of artificial sunlight and rainwater now and then."

"It must be nice to train in a work of art and beautiful garden.", Twilight said.

"Yes it is, and to demonstrate...", he checks his watch, "it should start raining any...", he was interrupted when suddenly the garden in front of us was lightly getting water from the ceiling like natural rain typically is, "...second."

Sir Hammerlock goes to a umbrella holder and hands out some metal rods to us, "Umbrellas, need one?"

Me and Twilight accepted and pushed a button on the bottom and a hologram in the shape of a umbrella-top at the other end.

"You can have those for yourselves if you want."

"Wow, thanks.", I replied.

We walked over the bridge, went through the garden, and turned to the right sliding door. Inside was a 'U' shaped hallway that connected both sliding doors to another that was equidistant from the two and inline of the bridge. The hallway was decorated with bonsai trees on small end tables at the sides of the hallway as well as ceiling paper-lanterns and ink-paintings on the walls, completed with a hard-wood, light-colored floor.

We went to the sliding door at the middle of the hallway and Sir Hammerlock slid it open.

"This is where the training equipment and other things are stored."

The room automatically lit up and revealed a much wider hallway with a dead end way in the back. The dimensions of the room was completely bright-white and the room was packed with tons of martial arts training equipment: wooden katanas, wooden dummies, sticky shuriken, staffs, eraser nunchucks, and everything all organized on rows of shelves and holders.

"Wow, just wow!", I said.

"This is it for the combat training area,..."

~Armory~

"...and finally, the best part of the tour, the armory!"

The armory wasn't really big but it did have a fair amount of guns and equipment. An empty snow-camo M98B-variant and a black LSAT-variant with a shark-mouth painted at the end of the barrel, a bipod, tactical fore grip, and a belt-fed magazine on a metal table in the center of the room. All other equipment, weaponry, and ammunition, lay in green, closed weapon-lockers that surround half the room. A katana with a ruby-eyed, dragon handle in its black sheath rests in the farthest corner.

"Woah!", I said.

"This here is all made by the Daul corporation, you'll be taught how to handle firearms, grenades, shields, first-aid syringes, etcetera, etcetera....".

"Oh my fucking Celestia!", said with a gaping jaw.

"A lot of these are old models, but you'll find these to come in handy on our coming journey.", Hammerlock turned to look at us, "Now that the tour is over, lets get to business shall we?"

~combat training room~

Me and Twilight wore white robes with white-belts in bipedal position in center of the courtyard with no shoes or socks. While we wait, Sir Hammerlock brings out a pair of wooden dummies, and a pair of plastic, self-orientating dummies. He also brings out a rack full of training weapons such as wooden katanas, shuriken, and staffs.

"At a normal route, it would take a really long time to get to a black belt, but this...", he used his right-appendage to reveal two, blue pills in the palm and a bottle of water in his left," will help you get there faster!"

"What are those?", I asked

"These are neurological stimulates that will boost agility, reflexes, speed, and accelerate the natural change of shape of any brain temporally. In simpler terms, it helps you learn physical skills like martial arts significantly faster. Just practice with these 3 hours everyday for 3 days and you'll earn your black belts and melee weapon expertise in no time.", said Sir Hammerlock.

"What level of martial arts are you?", I said.

"I am a black belt and learned it without the pills in my free-time."

"Why did you do it without them?", Twilight asked.

"First-off these things are extremely expensive and rare on Pandora and I only managed to find three pairs in my five years of being here in Liar's Burg, second I wanted to save these for someone who I think is worthy enough to have these...", Sir Hammerlock.

"We are worthy to you?", Twilight asked with a raised brow.

"You saved my life and you two naturally seem to do well at fighting well, considering you two fellows took out a whole town of bandits and survived a den full of bullymongs. Like I said I am in your debt and I wanted to give you something in return as a reward and achievement."

"I think me and Blake are honored to have you teach us.", Twilight said as we made a salute and each took the pills.

Twilight used her hooves (I don't know how that works) to hold and unscrew the water bottle and wash down the pill. She handed over the bottle to me an I washed down my pill.

Ten seconds later, I felt way more focused and ready then I ever did. It felt like I just slept for a ten days straight. I noticed Twilight had the same reaction as I did.

"Wow, I feel like I just drank 100 cups of coffee without the bad effects.", Twilight said.

"Now lets get started shall we? First off we will learn how to learn some useful and beginner self-defense moves...!"

~Two and a-half-hours later~

During those first two hours, it felt like we have already learned six months worth of training. We both learned a lot of various martial arts moves just from using it on the dummies and Hammerlock: various counter strikes, roundhouse, butterfly kicks, various holds and countless others. Twilight during training told me that all ponies in her world all had short telekinesis on her hooves that can grab and move things around in close-proximity with them which allows her to learn all of the moves humans can perform. She surprisingly seems to learn a little faster than me at bipedal combat like a normal human would which kinda turns me on, though she still has trouble when she walks or runs, so she needs to use all fours when she does.

When the pills wore off twenty-minutes later, we were panting and sweating like crazy.

"I think *huff* the *huff* drugs have *huff* worn off *huff*!", I said when I noticed we weren't as focused anymore.

"Now since you have so well today, you deserve these.", he smiles_hands out a purple belt in each hand, "You soldiers have already earned over half-way towards a black belt. Tomorrow you'll definitely be earning your black belts, then it is off to some parkour training for the rest of that day, and on the last day you get to learn how to use some melee weapons, but sadly, you'll only have time to professionalize in one or two melee weapons of your choice."

We both stood side-by-side facing Sir Hammerlock and Twilight spoke, "Me and Blake are honored to have learned so much today about the various martial arts moves...", We then took our belts with both fore-appendages and bowed, "...Arigatō ("thank you" in Japanese).", she and I learned that during training.

"Well I think it is getting late for you two.", Sir Hammerlock looked at his watch.

I yawned, "Yeah, I think we should get some rest for tomorrow, we sure did learned a lot today."

~Bunks~

"I am beat, but earning a purple belt was sure worth it.", I said as I laid on the closest, lower bunk in exhaustion. The lights were still left on in the room.

Twilight soon followed by laying next to me with her fore-hooves behind her head, "I couldn't agree with you more.", she scooted closer over to me with her body turned towards me.

I turned my head towards her in response as we both half-closed our eyes at each other's appearance.

Twilight spoke again as she looked down at my clothes, "Hey Blake, why do humans almost always wear clothes?".

"Well for one, we wear them to stay warmer in cold climates, second, it is kinda embarrassing and a taboo to not wear clothes, especially in public.", I said with a little blush.

"What's so embarrassing about not wearing clothes?", she said with a curious expression.

"I have a question, do male ponies have- um, those things that hold their privates in?", I said while scratching my head.

"Those are called sheaths and yes, stallions have them."

"He he...", I blushed, "well you see... um, our male reproductive organs are kinda...", I paused nervously, "external.", with a softer voice.

"What?"

"One of the big reasons we kinda wear clothes is that our... uh, male 'things' embarrassingly show; It is sorta public inconvenience in my modern society."

"Oh, well sorry I asked...", I interrupted her as she blushed a little too,

"Oh no, it is not a big deal really, I mean you would find out eventually anyway.", I chuckled nerviously.

She sighed, "The reason I kinda asked is because I was... well,", she paused and rubbed the back of her head with a blush.

"Huh?", I questioned with a confused look.

"...in a little 'heat'.", Twilight said

Not knowing what that was, "'Heat'?".

She sighed, "It is a term for when... um, mares crave..."

'Oh, don't tell me where I think this is-', I quickly thought before she interrupted it,

"sex.", she blushed and squealed when she said it,

'...and it is going where I think this is!', I finished my thought.

She put covered her face with both of her fores in embarrassment, "That was stupid, I know!".

I removed her hooves from her face, "Don't worry about it: happens to a lot of girls!".

We all laughed hard from that then Twilight went on top of my chest and said, "I love you Blake, you are so funny."

"I love you too Twi-"

Her kiss on my lips was interrupted by Twilight's "Huh?".

She lifted her body up a little to find what she was rubbing against, and saw... well, how do I say this: my 'excitement'.

I was blushing intensely and struggled to respond, "Um he he... sorry I was a little well..."

She unexpectedly smiled mischievously, "I think you humans need to get out of your wool prisons more often.", she put a right hoof on my crotch and covered her mouth with her left_blushing. I widened my eyes in shock.

'HOLY SHIT, am I really going to lose my virginity to a unicorn?', I paused my thought when I closed my lids half-way and I put a right hand on the left side of her stomach, 'awesome!'.

"I- uh hope you will like um... like my-", I was cut off as she started to unbutton my jeans with her hooves.

She made an evil chuckle as she used her mouth to unzip my pants. Then she used her mouth again to pull my jeans half-way then she somehow seemed baffled looking at my boxers.

"The Fuck? Why do you humans have extra clothes underneath?", she pointed to it with a hoof.

"It aka boxers just makes wearing pants more confortable."

"I see you won't be needing that any more.", she made a flirtatious wink and pulled my boxers half-way to reveal my 'D'.

"Wow it looks different to a ponies', they have a flat tip and your's is round, hairy at the base, and big.", she petted the hardened member like a cat which brought a sample of pleasure as her beautiful hooves pleasantly rubbed against it, "I like it!".

"Oh damn!", I said with disbelief at how Twilight seems to be taking this so far but hey we are a couple so why not?

She licked and put the side of the member inside her mouth. I had received little pleasure from that and I stroked her mane as she slowly put the dick half-way in her mouth.

"Oh man!", I said in pleasure, I still can't believe that I am going to lose my virginity to a unicorn, but hey, it is not everyday you do so why not? Besides she is the greatest soul I have ever laid eyes on, our barriers that separate us are gone. I wouldn't trade a minute her for a place in eternal heaven, if interspecies relationships results in a place in hell, then we are going to hell together.

She is my missing piece in my life's a puzzle. She fill's that missing piece of heart-muscle tissue that binds us together. Nothing will put out the fires in our chests nor anything will remove the desires carved into crests. Where ever she goes is my home now, home that my feet may leave, but not my heart

As she went back and forth with her head, she massaged the penis with her tongue as she did so. I could hear some faint orgasms coming from her as she stroked it, the lighting of the room from the fluorescent lights down to the sheets we were on to everything around us were forgotten as if we ourselves were the universe. She then progressively went in further as soft skin of my penis rubbed against the moist walls of her mouth and throat. We both orgasmed in unison and the penis ejaculated in response. She removed the penis from her, swallowed some semen and spilt some all over the bed and our bodies.

"That was fucking awesome!", I said.

"I know, now...", she said as she kissed me again to rapidly exchange the left over semen in her mouth with mine and her's back. We broke the kiss and a string of semen was the only thing connected between our lips. She scooted her sexy ass over my dick and all the way onto my stomach.

She raised her tail up as she made a brief kiss on my lips, "lets get to round two."

"Ding, ding!", she giggled.

Twilight angled her upper body downwards until her nose touched my chest and her rear end was at my quads. I didn't have much build, but she seemed to enjoy it, considering the whispering orgasms she made as she tilted her head up and down, rapidly, but slowly at breath-distance. The unicorn added some small tongue-dabs on my nipples and the chest muscle surrounding it. Twilight gradually kept moving her head along and breathing against my upper chest until her lips once again met mine.

She continued to kiss me as she lowered her body slightly towards my chest to get out a fore-hoof and grab the erect member behind her so it aimed horizontally at her slit.

"You ready to fuck?", Twilight said breaking the kiss with half-lit eyes_pulling me into another slight trance.

"As ever!", I said using my right hand to grab on to her lower left flank.

She moved her sexy ass over the cock and slowly inserted it a quarter of the way and holy fuck it felt amazing: the way the soft and moist walls felt against my tip. The inside of her slit moved all around the tip to get the fluids to get the member partially lubricated before Twilight moved a little faster and deeper with it, I clenched my left fist in response from a small pleasure cramp in my left shoulder and chest muscle. I started to breath a little harder and faster as the penis was hugged by the walls of the vagina. The best part was when the cock felt the vagina's suction cup-like properties every time it goes out. With no urge to hold it any longer, our voices abruptly bursted through the halls (I really really hope they don't hear this). Our orgasms echoed even louder when Twilight angled her upper body upwards and started going in rough by dropping her ass hard on my thigh.

"Oh Jesus I think I am gonna cum!".

"I don't think Jesus isn't going to save you from... Oh!"

I massaged her cutie marks as I moaned in pleasure.

She took a hoof and grabbed my collar of my shirt and said, "I want you to fuck you dry, I want you to cum inside of me.", the assertiveness really turned me on.

"Oh man, *huff* holy shit!", I responded she kissed me.

"OH! BLAKE! OH AH *Huff* WOO!", Twilight orgasmed even louder.

Just when I thought the amount dopamine couldn't get any better, she went in even deeper with my cock and slapped her ass even harder on my thighs. I seriously thought I was going to go into shock or cardiac arrest from having so much pleasure in one place. She stopped and left the cock in there_panting.

I spoke, "That *huff* was *huff* wow!.", having no words for what just took place.

She giggled, "I am glad *huff* you like *huff* it!"

She lifted her rum to release my penis and a whole mess of cum came spilling out of her vagina. She fell sideways onto the bed next to me.

Without making a another noise, I was pulled into a trance by looking into Twilight's eyes for some time and hugging her as she was hugging and rubbing me, Twilight pulled me into another long-ass kiss. After the kiss,

"I am crazy without you, Blake.", she said breathing against my neck.

"Trillions of stars in the universe, but my star is the one in front of me.". Kissing on her sweet, succulent lips was the last thing I remembered before falling into a deep sleep.

3 Symbiosis

~Next day Afternoon~

After eating breakfast (and oh boy Twilight sure did like having bacon the 2nd time) we headed out to the combat training room with our robes on and each took another pill. After learning for about an hour and a half, we were off to learn some parkour then he'll give us our level one black-belts. I noticed Twilight learned a lot faster than me for some reason, which kinda made her even hotter, I thought.

"Alright I am going to give you your black belts at the end of training but now you are going to learn some parkour.",

With that said he brought out a all-in-one parkour training set that folded out of a tiny brief-case, "Now lets start with..."

~3 hours later~

When the pills wore off we both felt like we just ran the whole Earth twice with no breaks.

And holy shit Sir Hammerlock is going to need insurance for his wooden dummies because Twilight trained so hard to the point where she unexpectedly chopped the whole arms off and even the base on ALL of them! They were made out of fucking HARDWOOD too!

After we took our water break, we stood side-by-side in biped position with our fore-appendages at our sides.

"Now I am happily grateful at how far you have come, you have shown great feats of courage, honor, and generosity and for that you earn a spot to be black-belts...", he looks at Twilight with pride in particular, ", but you Twilight have earned a slight bonus!"

"Huh?", she said with widened eyes.

"You have seemed to learn faster for some reason and have earned a level-two black belt."

"You're shitting me." she said as she smiled fiendishly afterwards.

"I have seen you naturally picked up considerably faster than me and Blake here,...", he looks back at me, "...no offense".

"None taken, I am happy and honored for Twilight to earn that belt.", I smiled warmly.

"Thank you Blake, sure you are not jealous of me?"

"No, I honestly think you needed that skill more than I do...", 'And don't ever piss her off.', I thought. We took off our purple belts and put on our black belts.

"Class dismissed."

"Arigato", we said in unison and bowed.

~in the washroom~

I was just taking my private shower when I saw that my girlfriend: Twilight, trotting in with half-lit eyes and smiling.

I blushed with her seeing me naked and nervously said, "Hey Twilight.", I rubbed the back of her mane and she can tell my 'excitement' has gone up suddenly from looking at my crotch. She immediately hugged me and pulled me into another fine kiss.

When she pulled away, turned around and put both fore hooves on the opposite wall with her tail revealing her in serious heat, and that position made my dick harden so much that I thought it was going to burst with blood. She was hypnotizing me even more by moving her ass left to right repeatedly.

"We sure did have a long day and I think someone needs to have a little fun.", she said_looking at me with her peripherals.

"I think you do too," with that said I couldn't hold my urge any longer and held the sides of her flank. With my penis already lubricated by the shower-water I held a my penis with on hand and carefully inserted it into her ass all the way this time.

"Oh ooooh!", I said as I licked her upper-back with my tongue. She seemed to be enjoying as she orgasmed. The running water that flowed around our bodies only added to the vibe. I grabbed her by her cutie marks and leaned my head in even further more to kiss her on the mane.

After about five minutes of "ooh"s and "ahh"s from Twilight we both got tired I took out my penis and semen flew out of her vagina like a hose.

She turned around on her hind hooves before I held her on both sides of her ass to lift her up against the tile wall while we mouth-grab-kiss again. Twilight toppled us to the ground out of lust, it hurt with me as the cushion, but it was worth it considering Twilight was still kissing me. She rubbed my hardened dick against her stomach as we kissed messy.

Panting Twilight spoke, "Never new male humans would please a mare like that."

"I think you are lucky that I don't have a small penis like other male humans do.".

"I think we should get ready for bed", she yawned.

I yawned back, "okay."

We walked over to our bed and made out some more on it. We pulled our blankets over us.

"I love you Twilight.", I thrusted my tongue into her mouth while kissing her.

"I love you too, Blake.", and just like that we out like the lights in the room.

~Next and last combat training session~

Twilight began, "I think I would like to learn how to use a katana sword and shuriken since I saw you have a real one in the armory."

I spoke, "Then I would like to learn tomahawk combat training since I have one on me right now."

"Alright then it is set.", Sir Hammerlock said as he gave us non-lethal replicas of the real weapons like the sticky-shuriken, wooden katana to Twilight and a wooden tomahawk to me.

With the pills he gave us to take, "Alright Twilight lets practice a good counter with the katana and Blake lets practice throwing it from one hand into the other while in combat.".

~

During the first hour, Twilight was already getting fairly good at using the katana in her short-telekinetic grasp, her mouth, and her levitation. After mastering the katana well, she learned how to grab shuriken and throw them with her telekinetic grasps and hooves: almost all perfect targets. I have gotten pretty good at precisely throwing my tomahawk at a dummy's head and close encounters with it. I think I may have messed up a bit from getting distracted by looking at Twilight's sexy fighting stances. We both also learned some survival-knife combat as well with some wooden knives. I learned how to use the knife and tomahawk combination in combat effectively by holding the knife in my left hand and the tomahawk in my right.

After the drugs wore off 2 hours later, we were now professionals at the weapons we desired. We were now effective killing machines at close quarters.

~Tomorrow, noon at the firing range~

We were ready at the firing range with our regular clothes, holsters, and echo devices on.

"Now lets go over the firearms available, first lets start off small, shall we?", he pulls out two loaded pistols resembling Beretta 93rs.

"A lot of modern Dual weaponry you encounter will usually have low recoil which is what they specialize in."

He hands each of us the guns and gave us some ear protection and when we touched our guns the ammo count displayed at the bottom right of our HUD.

"Aren't those burst fire?", I asked.

"Burst fire?", Twilight asked

"Burst fire is a mode that fires a certain amount of multiple bullets for every trigger pull."

Sir Hammerlock intervened, "Yes this is burst fire, in fact virtually all modern Dual firearms have a burst fire mode on them. Do you know how to work these?"

"We have worked with a similar gun so I don't think this should be anything new.", Twilight said.

With that said we both took a gun and headed to our booths at the shooting range. At the end of the shooting range Sir Hammerlock put a pair of Holographic dummies 20 yards away with targets on the most critical areas.

Twilight and I practiced loading bullets in to our magazines, loading them, and cocking the guns before firing. We both made sure it was on semi-auto first.

BANG!

,I made the first shot and the first bullet hit the dummy in the stomach area. When the bullet hit, it made a bullet hole and it lit red.

BANG!

,Twilight pulled the trigger with her hooves and made her first shot and it hit the directly in the head, not surprising since she was pretty good at shuriken throwing.

We both switched to burst-fire and surprisingly the Beretta was easy to handle with the little fore grip attached when we both fired the guns in unison.

After five minutes of shooting:

"I can also extend the back wall up to three times for rifle challenges."

"Sweet."

"Whats a rifle?"

Sir Hammerlock goes in to the armory and comes back our with two camo-white H&K XM8s, "These dear are a type of rifle called an Assault rifle, all rifles are guns that are meant to shoot medium-to-long-range, these in particular are all-purpose weapons."

He gave us the Assault rifles and practiced loading and cocking the weapon like we did with the Berettas.

"I am now going to extend it twice its size for this particular situation."

The wall in the back creaked loudly as it went back, when it stopped the dummies teleported to the back end.

"First go semi-auto, then if you want switch to full-auto for a feel."

BANG!, Twilight made her first shot.

"WOW amazing!", she said as she got a perfect chest shot.

BANG! I made a lung shot, I looked at her torn-up dummy 'Wow Twilight is pretty good with guns too, you just never get enough competent girls on my planet!'.

After few more shots Twilight switched to full-auto:

RATATATATATATATATATA!

"HA ha ha ha. Woooooo, fuck yeah!", Twilight laughed with power. She can also do it equally effective in her telekinetic grasp though she prefers it in her hooves for some reason.

I realized Sir Hammerlock has come back from the armory again with the Berett M98B and the LSAT in BOTH hands FULLY-LOADED (strong I know!).

"What are those?", Twilight asked.

"This one right here is a sniper-rifle meant for long-ranges and...", he held up the other gun, "..this is a light-machine gun (LMG for short)."

"Why is it called a LIGHT machine gun if it is heavy?", Twilight asked

"It is a lighter version of heavier machine guns and it is meant to be mainly a stationary/mobile weapon."

"Cool!", we both said.

I looked towards Twilight, "You pick first."

Twilight went over to the sniper and traded in her assault rifle for it.

I went over to the LMG and grabbed it and it felt surprisingly light but then I remember from research how this was actually a new, recent weapon that used very light-type of ammunition so you could be more mobile with it (5.56 mm I think?).

We both went over to the booths and SIr Hammerlock put the wall as far back as possible, he said he can add wind into the range so that we can practice compensating for the wind, but we wanted to try with no wind first.

Like all other guns we used we practiced reloading the guns and readied them on our bipods and oh damn Twilight's ass looked sexy from her stance.

RATATATATATATATA!

I fired first and oh boy it was a blast_putting a hundred pieces of lead into a target.

BANG!

Twilight already had learned how to use the scope on the gun and she made a perfect head shot which made the head explode.

"Holy shit Twilight you are on a role!"

She smiled at me through the bullet-proof glass that separated the booths, "Thanks and you are too!"

We were later introduced to SMGs and shotguns and we had no problem practicing them.

He hands out a grenade in each hand.

"Grenades?", I said

"What are grenades?", Twilight asked.

"Here I'll show you, Hammerlock?", with that said, Hammerlock lad down a group of 6 dummies in a circle in the firing range.

"Don't worry about damaging anything, these walls are blast-proof."

I pulled a pin from the grenade with my mouth and threw it at the crowd and

BOOM, the shock wave sent the limbs tearing and flying.

"That is a grenade."

Twilight did it her self to another group of dummies.

"That was amazing!", Twilight said bouncing up and down.

"There are also things called grenade mods which will change a grenades behavior."

"Grenade mods?", I said.

"Doesn't make much sense, I know, but It work doesn't it?"

"Do you have any at the moment?"

"No, Grenade mods weren't invented until the early 24th century and you need to buy one with cash from a Marcus vending machine which we don't have, but fortunately I have something you two will like.", he pulls out two metallic objects.

"Shields, put these on any part of your body and it will deflect projectiles like body armor but it will wear out so you must wait for it to recharge when the shield is depleted."

When we strapped our shields on, I saw that my HUD have a blue Shield count bar.

"And finally I want to say you are now ready to be soldiers and the potential saviors of this planet.", he hands out two pairs of what appear to be dog tags with our full names on them and a vault symbol on the other tag. The dog tags were carbon-fiber and black with the letters and vault symbol chalk-white.

"What are those?", Twilight asked.

"These are your own personal dog tags I made last night that you shall always personally keep."

"We are honored Sir Hammerlock to be receiving these.", I said as we both put the dog tags around our necks tightly so it wouldn't hang loose.

"Your first assignments will begin today; follow me to the bounty board outside."

~bounty board~

We went over to the frosted bounty board and it projected a holograph of a wanted poster with a picture and a map of where the bounty is:

MIdget and His bullymong: Midgemong WANTED DEAD: reward: $5,000 for bullymong, $20,000 for midget. Put their heads here as proof.

"We are going to hunt a bullymong-riding midget, all by ourselves?", I said as we both tried to suppress our laughter.

"Yes, so just get whatever gear you can put together in the armory and meet me in that garage over there. Improvise if you need to and take your time!",

We both did a biped position and saluted "YES SIR", we ran towards his hideout as he ran towards his garage in the distance.

~armory~

We went to the armory and found a little machine with skits and a tablet that seemed to be the operating system. I noticed you could put a gun on it and I hatched an idea. We then spent another thirty minutes searching for useful stuff. The crafting table in there helped us put on our attachments and improvise.

~Thirty mins later~

Blake's loadout:

Firearms: H&K XM8 w/ACOG, angle fore grip, and heavy barrel, Tediore shotgun w/reflex sight, tactical flashlight, and laser sight, Jakobs revolver, and LSATw/bipod, HOLO sight, tactical fore grip, and flash suppressor

Melee: Tomahawk and Bowie knife.

Appearance.

Equipment: Shield, flashlight, 3 grenades, 2 Dr. Zed health syringes, climbing gear, and binoculars

Action skill: can fuck shit up by using a remote control skit and equip it with any gun.

Twilight's loadout:

Firearms: IMI Micro Tavor 21 w/ vertical foregrip and tactical flashlight, HOLO sight, and flash suppressor, Maliwan fire semi-automatic, H&K MP7 w/laser sight and kobra sight, dual Beretta 93rs, and Berett M98B w/ bipod, 8x scope, and straight pull bolt.

Melee:Katana, 10 Shuriken, and Tanto.

Appearance: Snow-camo wardrobe and a Japanese Kasa

Equipment: same as Blake

Action skill:

"Hey Blake over here.", I look over to my right to see Twilight just standing there.

"Ye- HOLY SHIT", I jumped when I felt a hoof poke my back. I looked back to see another Twilight laughing her ass off.

"I have a neat device that can lay down a substitute while I go in cloak for a few seconds, isn't it the shit?", she pointed to a little chest-device that glowed purple.

I tried to scold her for scaring me, but I couldn't cause I was also trying to suppress a involuntary laugh at my own misfortune. I held and cocked my XM8, "Ready?"

She readied her MTAR-21 in her hooves and put it in her telekinetic grasp, "Lets kick some ass!".

~In the garage~

We stood outside of the garage and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal something underneath a white blanket

"Ah there you are Vault Hunters, I see you look astounding and ready today.", Sir Hammerlock was by the door controls.

"So what is this?"

He pulled the sheet off to reveal an armored, two seater snowmobile. The snowmobile is designed so that the passenger is in the front and the driver in the back.

"I call her the Snow Devil and she is going to get you to Midgemong's hideout because it is a long way to walk"

"I'll drive, you take shotgun.", she nodded and JUMP-FLIPPED into the front seat.

As Hammerlock was priming the engine I vaulted into the back seat. When he was done priming the engine, he walked up to me to teach me how to use it. 'Doesn't seem to hard', I thought once he was done.

"According to this bounty he is 3 miles north of here in Blackburn Cove, be sure to follow the blip on your maps and take your time trying to take him down."

"Gotcha", I smiled and looked at Twilight, "Ready Twilight?"

She nodded, I pressed the gas pedal and we were off with the wind blowing in our faces.

~Blackburn Cove~

With our vehicle covered in camouflage we stopped at a icy hill that looked over the small town of Blackburn cove. The whole town looked rusted and frosted like Liars Burg and it had small dock supported by a mess of boats. Some bandits in the camp looked even crazier with their hatchets and tomahawks like they are wanting to eat someone. A dozen bandits all stood behind a chain-link fence in around campfires and tents.

"Alright whats the plan.", Twilight whispered while looking through her sniper.

"Alright." I took out my skit and put the LSAT on it, "I am going to be using this while you provide sniper fire, then we'll go in and find our Midget and stick close!"

I placed my equipped skit and used the tablet to project the drone forward and it surprisingly went over the snow with maximum control, I now relied on the camera to see where I am going. It conveniently had a cross hair in the center where the LSAT is pointed at. The skit came across a little hole in the chain link fence just big enough to squeeze through.

One of the psychos saw the robot enter, "ARE YOU A NEW PERSON TO BE IN MY BLOOD PEN?", as soon as the other bandits and psychos saw the skit,

RATATATATATATATA!

Already the skit tore through a whole mess of skin and bone_taking out six of the bandits. I laugh psychotically as I stacked the kills.

One heavily armored dude came out of a near-by building.

BANG!

Suddenly a sniper round dazed him and already took half of his shield.

"Looks like they have shields too.", Twilight said.

RATATATATATA!

The skit took out all of the heavy's shield giving Twilight a clear...

BANG!

....Target, the bullet went through his neck_severing it. I can hear Twilight whispering about wind-speed, gravity, and the Coriolis effect with each shot.

"This is too much fun!", Twilight said raising a high-hoof.

I responded with a high-five, "I know right?"

After killing 10 hostiles the skit ran out of ammunition and teleported right back to my digital inventory where I can reload it later. I gestured to Twilight with my XM8, "Lets go."

She took out her MTAR, "Right behind you!"

We ran over to the fence and went over it parkour style. I landed in front of a live psycho and just when he was about to think,

SLASH!

In an instant I saw that Twilight's black blade was covered and dripping in blood held in her mouth like a fucking badass. The psycho fell apart in two_horizontally at the waist.

She immediately put the sword in her sheath on her waist, "Lets go.", I nodded then we were in a gun battle with a few more dozen bandits, psychos, and brutes.

BANG BANG BANG!

We both fired our guns and we were able to take out two at a time. I killed about 5 while Twilight had like freaken ten, 'She learns fast'. It quickly turned into a blood bath. Sometimes psychos would charge with hatchets towards our position but I would use my bowie knife to gut them otherwise Twilight would use her tanto and vice versa. When we went into buildings I took out my shotgun while Twilight used her MP7 in close quarters.

"CLEAR!"

We went up to the front of a small house.

BAM!

I kicked the door open to reveal more hostiles gathered around a table.

"Throw a frag in there!"

Twilight took out a grenade with her hoof and pulled the pin with her teeth.

BOOM!

Those that survived the explosion were taken a katana or a tomahawk to the face.

THUMP!

We turned out side to find our target outside riding his bullymong: Midgemong with a Torque Assault rifle in his hands

In a low voice the midget said, "GET READY TO GET FUCKED FUCKERS".

We took out our assault rifles and shot at Midgemong. He had a strong shield that absorbed the damage and with that he charged at us.

RAAAAWRRR!

,Yelled the bullymong.

We quickly dodge-rolled in different directions and then in an instant Twilight pulled out her dual 93rs while I pulled out my revolver. With us shooting the pair, the bullymong charged at Twilight to find out that it went through her like a hologram and little did they know that Twilight was taking a slash at the bullymong's leg from behind. I went behind cover took out my LSAT and took out the last of his shield. With this Twilight took out her Maliwan and fired a barrage while she was still in the air after jumping back. I took a jump at the midget at kicked him off his bullymong while he was stunned.

"NOW TWILIGHT", with this,

STAB!

, Twilight's whole katana blade went through the creatures chest. She then pulled it out, sliced off the head, and put it in her digital inventory.

With me still on top of the midget I took out my XM8 and fired a couple shots at his chest point blank_killing him. I then took out my bowie knife and sawed his little head off with no remorse cause we are now cool like that.

"HE KILLED MIDGEMONG, KILL HIM!", a bandit said in the distance.

"Lets make a break for it!"

With that said by me we desperately tried to dodge bullets as we ran to our vehicle. With our shields almost depleted we had to get to it. We fired a couple magnum and 9mm rounds back at the chasing bandits while we ran.

VROOM!

and we were off but unfortunately the bandits quickly caught up with some vehicles of their own with psychos hanging from the side and yelling, 'three', I counted.

"Holy shit what do we do?", I said

"I managed to pick this up before we got out.", Twilight smirked and pulled out a huge Torgue assault rifle.

I smiled and said, "Lets see what it does."

BANG BANG BANG

The assault rifle Twilight had shot fucking ROCKETS!

BOOM BOOM BOOM

The explosions blew up two of the pursuers and the last one got blinded and drove into the icy water.

"WOOOOOOO! YEAH!", I cheered and we made a high five/hoof.

Mission Complete

Mission Score:

Blake: 19 kills

Twilight: 32 kills

~bounty board~

I took the two heads and they got digitally transfered and we go a nice $25,000 in credit. I splited the money with Twilight 50/50.

"Lets see what we can get from the vending machines Twilight!"

"Wohoo!", Twilight responded with excitement.

Twilight brought a grenade mod that made her grenades act like kunai and I brought a Torgue grenade launcher attachment for my XM8 and a grenade mod that made my grenades into grenade launcher shells. With a lot of money left over we decided to save it for sanctuary since it had food you can buy.

~in the washroom~

I went to the washroom alone cause Twilight said she had to get something. I just finished my shower and wrapped the towel around my waist until I saw Twilight coming in looking as sexy as ever with nothing but a weapon holster and an empty XM8 on her back.

"Oh hi Twilight.", blushing.

"I notice that you get turned on when the mare gets the firepower, so I brought this empty, high-powered assault rifle to cheer you up.", she said chuckling.

"You mam' have read my mind.", getting hypnotized by her stance as she took the assault rifle off her back and licked the side of the gun. 'guns during sex? Why didn't I think of that?'

She then used her magic to remove my towel showing my hardened cock and pushed me to the ground on my ass. She turned around to reveal her tail raised up and her privates showing.

"Ready to fire?", she saying that, made my heart skip a beat or two.

"Oh my god.", I whispered to myself.

"Glad you like it.", hypnotizing me even more by moving her butt from side to side.

"Here hold this.", she then took out her assault rifle to give it to me to hold. With her sexy weapon holster on she sat down, and laid down on her back, she continued, "It is sexy when you have the firepower too my love."

"I love you Twilight."

"I love you too Blake."

I crawled over to Twilight and stood on top of her with the XM8 held in my right hand. I put the gun down by us to give her a kiss. After the kiss I delivered the payload by ramming the sucker in her slit and oh man it felt so good and just like always: Twilight enjoyed it as well. She is smarter than I thought cause she can read me like an echo device and I am known to not be so readable, I guess it is because love gets to me.

I kissed and licked her neck then I rammed the cock in and out faster. Our orgasms echo through out the room pretty loudly and oh boy, I hope they don't hear this. I took the time to slow down on the raming to kiss her on the lips.

"Oh fuck me Blake.", Twilight said and I speeded up the stroking. I can hear some muffled 'oohs' and 'ahhs' from her opened lips. Twilight used her two fore-hooves to take me into another kiss and oh boy the long-ass french kisses will never get old.

I took the penis out and a whole mess of cum came out of the pussy and I am again glad I can't get her pregnant. We both panted with each other side-by-side on the tile of the washroom.

"That *huff* was *huff* fucking awesome!", Twilight said

"You can *huff* say that *huff* again!", I responded.

Getting ready for bed: I put on my clothes and went into bed with Twilight.

We made another make-out session in the bed before saying,

"I love you Twilight!"

"I love you too Blake!", then just like that we were out.

~Tomorrow morning in the bunks~

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

"What the-"

I said as we were brutally awoken by an alarm.

"Lets go find Hammerlock!", I nodded in response to Twilight.

We then went to the armory to get ready for whatever we are going to face:

~5 mins later~

Blake's Loadout:

Firearms: XM8 w/ grenade launcher, Holographic sight, and heavy barrel, Torque Assault Rifle, Jakobs Revolver, LSAT w/3.4x scope, flash suppressor, fore grip, and bipod,and Tediore shotgun w/ reflex and tactical flashlight.

Melee: tomahawk and bowie knife.

Appearance: white-camo overalls, eskimo hoodie, white snow boots, bandana covering mouth and nose, and sunglasses

equipment: 4 grenades, grenade launcher grenade mod, 5 M18 claymores, and a basic shield

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearms: MTAR-21 w/HOLO sight, vertical fore grip, and tactical flashlight, Maliwan pistol, dual Baretta 93rs, M5k w/Kobra sight and laser sight, and M98B w/8x scope, straight pull bolt, and bipod.

Melee: katana, tanto, and 10 shuriken.

Appearance: Snow-camo wardrobe, and japanese kasa

Equipment: kunai grenade mod, 4 grenades, and a basic shield.

~living room~

Sir Hammerlock just came in from outside as we ran in with Claptrap stretching and making yawning sounds, "Good you are ready, according to the sensors it looks like Midgemong's bandits are coming here in a couple minutes from the North. It looks like they are not done with you yet!"

"Oh shit!", trying desperately to think of something then I looked to Twilight.

"Alright Twilight are you...", I cocked Torque, "ready to kick some fucking ass?!"

Twilight cocked her M98B

"SIr Hammerlock I think it would be best if you stay here and look after Claptrap.", Sir Hammerlock nodded.

~outside~

With whatever time we had left until the bandits got here: I put down claymores all over the downhill since that was the only way they can get up here to the town. We set up some cover and put a LSAT on a concrete blockade as well as some sand bags we found in a shed. Twilight stood beside me with her M98B ready on a bipod.

"Alright I think we are ready, keep an eye out for any hostile activity and once they get close, open a can of whoop ass!"

"Okay!", she responded then looked through her scope.

"HOSTILES TWELVE A CLOCK, I COUNT 3 SNOWMOBILES and 2 JEEPS!"

"Alright wait for my signal.", I said as we heard the battle-cries of the bandits in the distance with me cocking my LSAT and holding it by the bipod.

"THEY ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MIDGEMONG!", a leader bandit said in the distance_unaware of the ambush set in place.

Once they were five hundred feet away they stopped and got out of their vehicles and started running and screaming this way.

"I count over 30 of them.", She whispered as they got closer.

BOOM!,

one of them ran into a Claymore

"NOW!", with that said,

BANG!

Twilight made the first shot while whispering something to herself about windspeed and gravity_blowing a bandit's head off and then I started to shoot them down with my LMG_taking out only two so far.

"IT'S A TRAP, FUCK THEM UP BITCHES!", they them returned the favor by firing at us but we had the upper hand as I took out my Torque.

BANG!

Twilight's shot went through three: one in the eye, one in the chest and one in the crotch.

When they got closer I noticed they had some midget psychos as well.

BANG BANG BANG

BOOM BOOM BOOM

The shots hit their vehicles and they exploded in to a beautiful glow of flame. It set at least three hostiles on fire and 5 limbless in the back.

Twilight then took out her MTAR and started shooting with it.

As soon as they were decimated, I yelled "WOOOOOOO!"

Twilight added "YEAAAAAAHHH, DON'T FUCK WITH THIS COUPLE!"

Our ammo in our guns ran out so Twilight switched to her M5K while I switched to my XM8. A psycho midget vaulted over and cover and began to swing his mini-axe at Twilight. She then blocked and stabbed him in the face with her tanto.

BANG BANG BANG!

We took out 6 more leaving only four left. Twilight then through a kunai bomb at their feet,

"HOLY SHIT GRENA-", was all the captain had to say before,

BOOM!

...they all had destroyed shields then Twilight threw a fury of 6 shuriken at them leaving the squad leader on the ground in pain with a shuriken in his stomach.

Before trying to kill him, we went up to him to interrogate him.

I cocked my Jakobs at him, "Where is Captain Flynt?", I smiled psychotically.

"Fuck you."

BANG!

I shot his kneecap, "AAAAAAHHHHHH"

"WHERE IS HE?!", Twilight said with anger.

"Alright Alright he is docked on a ship just 5 miles south along the coast. Go there and he'll take care of you bitches.", he laughed.

"We'll see about that."

BANG!

I shot him in the face then Twilight spat at his body.

"It looks like we are going to need some serious fucking firepower.", Twilight said coldly.

Mission Score:

Blake: 18 kills

Twilight: 22 kills

4 Best Minion Ever

~Hideout~

"He says that Captain Flynt has ClapTrap's boat and he is just five miles south of here according to what the bandit leader said.", I said as Twilight took a bite of her skag-steak at the dinner table (and yes she loves meat now, what have I done?).

"Alright.", Sir Hammerlock says, "When do you want to strike?"

"I think it may be best to strike tomorrow at noon or at night or whenever we feel like it."

"Tonight sounds about right, I think I should stay here and wait for you to bring over the boat at the docks over there because we need Claptrap."

I sighed, "Well I understand."

"GET READY MAH MINIONS, GO KICK SOME ASS OUT THERE FOR ME."

"yes sir". Twilight said sarcastically.

I yawned and out down my napkin, "Well I think it is best that we rest up for tomorrow."

~In the Bunks~

We were walking the halls when Twilight pulled me on to her bed so we could make out with us side-by-side on the bed.

"You did pretty good out there Twilight, better than me really!", she blushed a little in response.

"Oh it was nothing."

"You learn fast Twilight I mean it"

She put her hooves around my neck and brought me into an amazing kiss in response.

"It is what I am known to be a lot back at home.", I was proud of her dominance.

"I love you Twilight!"

"I love you too Blake!", we made another kiss and fell fast asleep_holding on to her.

~Flynt's Ship: docked~

HOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKK!

,the ship was ready to leave when I looked at it from an cliff through my binoculars in the slightly, snowy, overcast morning. The huge ship had a dragon-head hull and anesthetic wings with occasional fire coming out of it. The bridge of the ship stood in the back of the ship and the dock had fences and gates surrounding it. The ship stood parallel and touching the coast.

"Shit, it looks like it is getting ready to leave!", I said as I saw it getting loaded.

"He must have Claptrap's boat in there.", or we could just use Flynt's boat.

Twilight looked at the cliff that stood above the hull of the ship, "It is a good thing we have ropes."

We ran over to the side of the cliff that looked over the hull of the ship., "It's a good thing we brought some thermite charges to end this fucker's pirating.", she nodded and we took out our rappelling gear . I looked over the cliff to find out the cliff went over just the side of the ship and next to a ladder on the side.

We stook tied our ropes and dropped to the side of the ship we, then a ladder on the side of the ship and swung towards it_allowing us to climb to the side of the ship. Just above us were two bandits, unaware of our presence.

"Nice fucking ship we have here.", Bandit #1 said

Bandit number 2 replied: "Can't wait to see what bitches we are gonna-HMFF, "The bandits were cut off when they got stabbed in the back of the neck-bone with knives and thrown off the ship leaving nobody else nearby to help.

We hopped on to the ship and I gestured to Twilight to follow me.

"woah!", we both said as the ship began to move out into the sea.

"Let's kill Captain Flynt, locate our boat, and blow the termite charges.", I whispered to Twilight as I took out and readied my XM8 and stood by a door with Twilight ready with her M5K on the other side. I looked carefully in to the window of the cabin,

"I count five in there playing on a poker table", I whispered to Twilight.

I gestured a count down, "3 2 1..."

~Poker Table~

"HA! GAME OVER I WIN.", Bandit #1 said as he took all the chips.

"Fuck you, I saw you che-"

BANG BANG BANG!

They were interrupted when I kicked their door open and Twilight and I came in guns blazing_alerting the whole ship.

The intercom soon sounded later"This is Captain Flynt, we have some new torture dolls to capture, GET THEM; I'll give ten thousand to the one who brings me their heads."

"This is gonna be fun!", Twilight said as she put a fresh mag into her M5k.

I pulled out my shotgun and pumped it with one hand, "Let's find this son of a bitch.", I said coldly.

~The Bridge~

"I WANT THOSE FUCKERS NOW!", Captain Flynt said as he punched a midget psycho out of anger.

With everyone leaving in fear, Captain Flynt sighed holding his giant anchor in his left hand and his RPD-like-Bandit-fire-LMG in his right.

"If not then I am going to have to do this myself!", he said as he climbed up to the top of the command center on a king's chair_watching the imminent battle behind bullet proof glass.

~Back to Blake and Twilight~

After dozens of more kills done by me and Twilight (credit goes to Twilight for killing more):

BANG BANG BANG!

My now-automated little skit mounted with an LSAT went through a hall way in the ship killing everybody in it's path while Twilight and I looked badass with us back-to-back_checking our corners with our close-quarters weaponry. Twilight got a melee kill by running along side a wall over the gunfire and slashing a psycho in half with her katana. I got two melee kills by snapping the neck of a little psycho midget and throwing a tomahawk at a Marauder's (heavy) chest around a corner.

"HA HA HA HA!", she laughed with a psychotic smile as she pulled out her MTAR and I threw a live tediore shotgun into a room near by. We then were in the running engine room , just under the decks of the ship.

"I am planting these, cover me!" I said as I armed the thermite charges and planted them on a wall near the moving parts.

A marauder ran into the room and saw Twilight. He punched the unicorn but it just went through her like air.

From behind him, "NICE TRY!"

"ARRGH!", he had been grabbed from behind and his throat slit by Twilight with her hooves.

A flying hatchet came her way but she fucking turned around and caught it with her hoof and threw it back at the offending Psycho at his forehead. She noticed another two bandits behind her and threw a pair of shuriken at their chests and then overkilled them with a barrage of dual Barretas, she then pointed a gun in different, opposite directions killing two more bandits with three shots each and dropped the mags on the floor and put fresh mags in them. The dropped mags disappeared into her digital inventory. She then noticed me with my jaw gapping open just after done planting the charge.

She then smirked at me, "Jealous?".

SLASH!

I notice the Twilight in front of me was a hologram and turned around to see a bandit spilt in half, down the middle with a katana.

"Watch your fucking six next time!", she then winked.

I smiled and noticed a midget on my right,

BANG!,

I turned and used my shotgun with one hand., "Thanks I owe you one."

We then turned towards a ladder that led to the deck up above on the hull.

~The hull on deck~

"Next objective kill Captain Ass Flynt.", Twilight said.

I readied my Torque assault rifle, "Ready?!"

"Lets do this!", she put a fresh magazine into her MTAR 'She just stole another line'.

I then noticed three DAHL riot shields near by.

"Twilight use your magic and provide mobile cover.", I pointed to the shields laying there. She then put the shields together side-by-side and we crouched behind them, Twilight had no trouble moving those objects and shooting.

We rounded the corner of a cargo crate and were faced with a huge courtyard with Captain Flynt on top of the Bridge and vents in the ground that vented flames in a pattern. The courtyard was filled with at least a hundred bandits and psychos_looking at us as if they were to run at the signal. It also had several pieces of cover everywhere.

"Our new torture dolls boys...", he stood up from his chair and held his anchor up high, "LETS TURN UP THE HEAT."

With this the bandits all fired at the riot shields and the psychos ran at us.

This didn't intimidate us all as we just smirked at them fiendishly.

Twilight first threw a hurricane of shuriken that killed 5 of the psychos and ran up the side of three-story cargo crate and went prone on top of the crate: sniping.

I ran to a behind a wide-horizontal pipe as soon as the levitated riot shields went up to the cover and dropped.

As I was busy deploying my little drone, two psychos earned a simultaneously slit in the throat with both melee weapons after vaulting over my piece of cover.

BANG BOOM

Twilight shot a gas tank and it blew away 5 bandits behind a piece of cover and created a wall of smoke. Out of the smoke came out my little killing machine and started killing 4 bandits immediately. I pulled out my XM8 and started firing and killing ten more.

BANG BANG BANG

Twilight was quick enough to shoot three enemies behind cover as soon as they ducked their heads in a THREE seconds with a BOLT-ACTION RIFLE.

After going through 3/4s of Flynt's men, "YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED.", he jumped from his throne and onto the floor I was on.

I ducked as soon...

BANG BANG BANG

...as he was going to fire his LMG at me, then I noticed Twilight has moved her sniper position to a different spot: halfway above the courtyard.

"I got this.", she echoed me.

BANG!

Even though the his shield survived the bullet, it made him flinch and lose his concentration on me.

Twilight went behind cover as soon as Flynt pointed the weapon and fired at Twilight.

'Don't you hurt her', I thought angrily as I readied my Torque assault rifle.

BANG BANG BANG

BOOM BOOM BOOM

The explosions destroyed his shield and knocked the LMG undamaged out of his hand. The smoke now manifested around him to the point where he was no longer visible.

Me and Twilight stopped firing but didn't assume it was over. We pointed our guns at the smoke and waited it for it to dissipate, Suddenly, just as expected, Flynt jumped super high and pissed with his anchor held in two hands and launched straight at me.

*click*

My gun was unfortunately empty and dodge-rolled to the right. It was seconds before he was able to hit me with his anchor. I took out my tomahawk and bowie knife,

"Bring it!", I said.

Out of rage he lunged at me again with his anchor and I sidestepped the attack. With his anchor stuck in the ground I ran up his anchor and butterfly kicked him is the face, unfortunately he smacked me and I was sent flying at a wall.

With me hurt on the ground Captain Flynt went up to me,

"Let's see you survive being tossed overboa- AAAAHHHHHHH", he was interrupted when he received a cut that bled in his arm from Twilight.

"DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MY COLTFRIEND!", she said with rage by him in a bipedal stance with her katana in both fore hooves.

"WHY YOU LITTLE FUCKTAR-", he swung his anchor at Twilight to find out that it was just a hologram,

"The fu...?-oof!", he was sent flying forwards from a kick from behind.

He recovered quickly from it and raged, "AAAHHHHHH!"

I got in front of Twilight to block the anchor with my knife. With us at a stalemate, I front-kicked him back and stabbed him in the shoulder with the bowie knife. Out of surprise: he acted like it wasn't there and continued to swing his anchor at us, probably from rage but then Twilight jumped on my shoulders and jumped at Flynt with her katana and

SLASH!

The katana blade went through the anchor like it was nothing and went cleanly through his neck. It took five seconds for him and his anchor to fall apart in two cause it was so clean of a cut.

She went up to Captain Flynt's head and picked it up with her hoof by the hair.

"I wonder how much his head is worth?", she smiled.

I smirked, "Probably a lot, let's keep it and Twilight?", I put an arm on her shoulder and metaphorically (I had my mask on) kissed her on the cheek, "Thanks for saving me; good job killing Flynt."

"No problem.", she smiled at me as she pulled me into another kiss.

"THIS WAY MOVE MOVE MOVE!", the mood was interrupted by a hoard of hostiles flooding the hull of the ship.

"Let's go.", I said as I took out my detonator and blew the thermite charge. The bandits stumbled as the ship bagan to explode and sink. I didn't forget to pick up Flynt's undamaged LMG either.

~At the Bridge~

In three Minutes we were at the other side of the bridge and were baffled_looking at how much firepower Claptrap's boat carried. His ship appeared military about the size of a small-medium Yacht. It was DAHL and green all over had some sort of missile turret on the hull of the ship and best of all it had a fucking DAHL minigun in the back.

"I hope I know how to drive this thing.", I said as we got on to the boat and lowered it down into the water. Fortunately it was simple enough considering that it didn't need keys to start and the buttons were not confusing and labeled correctly. It even had a cord so I can connect my tablet to probably the misslies.

I set it to full throttle and just like that it went from 0 to 40 in just ten seconds and... "WE ARE OUT OF HERE, WOOOOOO!"

~Somewhere a mile away from the ship.~

The boat we were on was just floating away (10 MPH) from the exploding ship when suddenly.

BOOM!

The water just next to the ship was hit by a cannon from behind and we both turned to see who it was.

It was a thirty-percent bigger ship with a HUGE smoking double cannon on the hull with 4 smaller bandit ships it hot pursuit of us.

"Don't you guys ever know when to fucking give up!", I said as the boat went to 60 mph and maneuvering. The bigger boat didn't go as fast but the smaller ones did.

"IT LOOKS LIKE I: BOOM and my little brother Bewm, won't until we have avenged Captain Flynt. LET THE FUSES BLOW BITCHES!", the one talking was the one on the cannon and the one driving was a midget probably his little brother and they both wore gold-colored armor.

"Twilight, see that gun over there?", she looked at it and nodded.

"Good now, flip that red panel right there and flip the switch inside of it to ready it, then aim and pull the trigger, I'll figure out how to-", I was interrupted when cannon shot the water next to us, " ugh work these misslies!", I drove the boat while trying to plug in my tablet into the boat I also had my Jakobs in one hand to ward off intruders on the ship.

"Okay!", Twilight followed my instructions and the barrels of the gun began to turn.

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

The gun sounded like a loud chainsaw and she tore through a bandit boat that was trying to board us it and exploded.

"WOOHOO TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKERS!", Twilight yelled and turned her gun to another bandit boat and did the same to that boat. A psycho jumped at our boat at the last second, but was met with a .357 magnum in the face. Twilight destroyed another boat with a kunai grenade and used up the last of the ammo on the last one.

"All out!", she yelled

BOOM!

"Shit and that was a close one,"

BOOM!

"but I think I got this thing ready.", I said as the tablet said, Target Acquired and below it Fire?.

I drove my boat towards there big boat and smirked, "TAKE THIS AND GO BOOM YOU LITTLE SHITS!".

BANG BANG BANG

The missiles shot out of the turret and the missiles turned into even tinier missiles and all at once:

BOOM!

Their whole entire ship was destroyed and left nothing but a burning carcass of the boat.

I smiled as we headed off to Lia-

"AAARRRRRGG, NO BODY KILLS MY LITTLE BROTHER BUT ME!."

We jump when we saw Boom jet packed to the top of our boat with a bunch of suicidal charges strapped to his chest and a Torque rocket launcher.

"NOW I AM GONNA MAKE YOU GO OUT WITH A B-", he was interrupted when I disarmed his rocket launcher and explosives and put my Jakobs and middle finger up to his face,

BANG!

"Thanks for the sweet gear buddy.", I said and NOW we were off to-

RAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

"OH COME ON!", Twilight said as a some giant creature with tentacles came out of the water.

"Um didn't Sir Hammerlock tell us that these were um..."

"T-threshers and this fucker's huge.", Twilight corrected.

This thresher has to be the size of a fucking two story building and had six eyes with some six other tentacles.

Beep!

I looked to my tablet and it says the minigun has been reloaded and the missiles are still being loaded.

"TWILIGHT, get on the gun the Minigun (don't ask why), has been reloaded, the missles are still being load-"

I was interrupted when the thresher made a vertical hit on the water next to us_sending us surfing on a tsunami.

"ON IT!", and just like that Twilight grabbed the minigun with her hooves and tried shooting the tentacles off but then something happened.

"Oh shit it can regenerate tentacles?", Twilight said.

"Aim for the head or more specifically eyes, they look important.", I pointed to my own eyes to gesture.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

She shot the eyes and it freaking worked. It's threshed about and then jumped over us and dove onto the other side of the boat_creating another tsunami wave.

Looking around nervously as I picked up the Torque Rocket Launcher that resembled a Javelin.

Suddenly the boat was grabbed a hold of by a tentacle that separated us and threw us at least 100 feet away from shore_almost capsizing the boat. We then bagan to feel something pushing up against the bottom of the boat, and surely enough it was the head of the water thresher and again we were luckily it didn't capsized when we violently landed.

RAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!

The monster then rose out of the water again and Twilight returned fire while I fired my javelin at it. It damaged the creature but not enough to make it give up. It then dove back into the water.

"We need to kill it before it destroys this boat!"

I looked at the dead body and hatched an idea.

"Here help me with his!", Twilight helped me with the body's legs and threw it overboard. Then I took his (thankfully) wireless detonator and drove far way from the body and YES, the thresher got out of the water and took the bait and ate it with it's tentacle.

In the distance, the thresher then opened its mouth and headed straight towards us like in the movie Jaws.

As soon as it got close Twilight interrupted my line, "Smile, you son of a-", SHE stole another line *flips table*!

BOOM!

A gross explosion of entrails got all over us and we both got serious seasickness from it but at least we were safe from getting eaten alive.

And NOW can we go sailing to.... oh fuck it.

I rested a hand on Twilight and kissed her as we sailed off into the sunset.

~mission complete~

Mission score:

Blake: 129

Twilight: 181

~Liars Burg dock's~

"MY GOLLY, what happened to you?", Sir Hammerlock said while he (and Claptrap?) holding his nose.

"We ran into a thresher so I hope you like the new coat of red on your boat Clappy, how the hell did you get this anyway?"

"I found it by the docks over here."

"..."

"..."

"Well anyway we should wash and rest because we have a big day ahead of us when we get the fuck off this glacier."

~In the bunks~

Twilight giggled as we both made out on the bed.

"Hey Blake can I ask you something?"

"Yes?"

"How would you feel in a polygamy society?"

"A poly-what?"

"Polygamy and in Equestria Mares out number Stallions five to one and because of this it is frowned upon to be monogamist."

"Oh so you mean it is okay in your society to date more than one mare? Are you sure that won't ruin things between us because In my world polygamy is frowned upon because the ratio seems pretty even in my world."

"I would feel guilty to keep my friends and you from having time together."

"I actually would feel guilty choosing another mare or female over you because...", I kissed her on the lips, "I'd love you to be happy more than anything.", she blushed.

"I think it would be kinda best if we had a polygamy relationship and besides it is kinda sexy in a multiple way!".

I then made a "Hm, if it makes you feel better then maybe we can get one or two mares this relationship."

"Promise?"

"Promise.", we then made another kiss.

She then looked me with half-lit eyes again.

"We had an awful day today and no play.", she put a hoof on my chest and ran it down to my tightened crotch.

"I couldn't agree more, I should give you the most credit for spilling more blood than me.", she smiled proudly at this.

"Oh let's just fuck each other."

With her magic she took off everything at once with nothing but my cock.

"I-", she slapped my lightly which really turned me on.

"Shut up and pay attention.", she turned around and put her ass up to my face.

"Have fun.", she giggled and I was of to do what ever I want to her privates while she was going to suck my cock.

I let her go first and she grabbed the side of my dick with her hoof and started stroking it with her mouth and her tongue. I began lightly by licking the area between her tail and her anus which seemed to turn her on, the saliva ran down onto her anus and I can hear some "ohh"s coming from that. I licked the inside of her slit and oh boy it kinda tasted good actually and while with that I put a finger in her butt hole which she seemed to like too. In and out my finger and tongue went
with her juices pouring on to my face. Meanwhile at my crouch Twilight was about to overdose from pleasure from what was going on back there. She then deep throated the fucker and a whole mess of cum entered her throat and she went up to my ear and I heard a gulping noise.

I smiled, "Ready for level two?"

"You bet!"

With me on top now I inserted the penis into her vagina and the amount of pleasure that came from it blew my mind and her's as always. Her but muscles stiffened as I rammed the sucker in deeper but slow at first. I kissed her on the neck area and chest as I went in and out of her slit. I went up to her head and kissed on the lips and touched tongues. No longer holding the urge to go full speed: I rammed my cock in faster and harder and holy shit!

"This Oh never gets old, I could do this everyday."

"I *pant* agree Twilight, I wouldn't give a minute of being with you for my own world."

"Aw... oh you really mean it.", she made a tear of joy she pulled me into a kiss.

"OHH OHH OHH I am gonna cum!", about for what felt like fifteen minutes I creamed into her vagina and just like that we were beat with her vagina spewing out my cum.

Laying side-by-side we faced each other and kissed.

"I love you Blake!"

"I love you too Twilight.", I was so full of emotion and I cried a little to sleep from the experience.

~Liars Burg Docks (next morning)~

After getting $100,000 from the Flynt bounty we decided to split it, buy, and sell some stuff from the vending machines.

Blake's Loadout:

Firearms: fire-painted Bandit LMG (RPD) w/ PKA-S sight, bipod, vertical fore grip, fire elemental, and flash suppressor, Black Vladof assault rifle (AN-94) , 3.4x scope, angled fore grip, and heavy barrel, Gray Tediore pistol (MP-443 Grach) w/tactical flashlight , White-torque rocket launcher (Javelin), and regular Jakobs double-barrel sawn-off shotgun.

Melee: usual

Equipment: 4 grenades, MIRV grenade mod, and other necessities from before.

Appearance: same.

Action skill: automated skit.

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearms: snow-camo-foliage Jakobs bolt-action sniper rifle (JNG-90) w/ 8x scope, laser sight, straight pull bolt, and bipod, Daul Carbine (H&K G36C) w/ Holographic sight, Tactical fore grip, and heavy barrel, Jakobs (S&W .500) w/ fire elemental, and Vladof SMG (PP-2000)

Melee: usual

Equipment: 4 grenades, kunai grenade mod, and same other necessities as before

Appearance: same.

Action skill: Substitution

Sir Hammerlock looked at us as he was finished cleaning and fueling the boat. Claptrap sat in the back of the boat. The end of the barrel of the minigun said "Say Cheese" on it.

"I see you are all ready fellows!", he gestured us to get on the boat, "after you."

We nodded and we all got on the boat with Sir Hammerlock as the driver, me as the navigation and rockets manager, Twilight as the gunner, and Claptrap as the annoying radio with only one song, "Wub wub wub wub wub wub".

'This is gonna be a long trip.', I thought.

Twilight sighed and said, "Lets get the fuck off this glacier already."

7 A Dam Fine Rescue

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

We both woke up in the same position the next morning to a knock on the door.

"Coming!", Twilight said as we both went up to the door.

It was Lilith, "Hey I see you two are-", she paused with widened eyes.

She continued, "You are not a couple are you?"

"Why yes we are, we became one when we learned how to survive together.", I put a hand on her shoulder.

"Where are you from anyways?"

"I know this will sound crazy but we came from totally different dimensions of our own and we are trying to find the Vault to see if it will take us back to her world."

"Oh I see."

"We trained under Sir Hammerlock and now we are black belts, I am a one-stripe and she here is a two-stripe, don't mess with her."

"Wow you are sure a badass couple, well get ready because you are going to fetch Roland for me and I'll take care of Sanctuary while you are gone."

We put on our clothes, "Let's go Blake.", Twilight said.

"The dam's entrance is guarded by a gate so you are going to need a honk to get in, in Three horns valley, I recommend changing up because it will get hot down there."

"Lets see what Marcus and Zed has.", I said as we got our $100,000 in raiding money.

~20 minutes later at the gate.~

Blake Loadout:

Firearms: Daul LMG (QBB-95) w/ shock E., Holo sight, ergo grip, and bipod, Vladof Assault rifle (KH 2000), w/PK-A 3.4x scope, Heavy barrel, and folding grip, Tediore shotgun (SPAS-12) w/ corrosion E., Daul semi-pistol (M9), Daul rocket launcher (SMAW).

Appearance: Sunglasses, desert-camo bandana over nose, desert-camo desert hat, my olive green slick jacket, woodland-camo pants, and woodland camo boots

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearms: Daul Carbine (G53) w/ potato grip, RDS, and flash suppressor, Jakobs .500 revolver w/ fire E., Vladof bolt-action rifle (SV98) w/ 8x scope, bipod, straight pull bolt, and slag E., Hyperion SMG UMP-45 w/ corrosion e., Kobra sight, and laser sight.

Appearance, leather wardrobe w/ tall collar. and Japanese Kasa with a tiny hanging bell on it.

"Ready to go Twilight?"

"Ready!".

I made a woodlands-camo runner with a M2 .50 cal on it and we were off to Three Horns Valley.

~Three Horns Valley: Dam entrance.~

We drove up to the gate to find no signs of life, and a sign says, "Honk 2 Enter."

Twilight broke the silence, "Looks like nobody's home, honk your horn."

HONK HONK!

A voice sounded on the echo"Alright Alright come in."

The gate opened but came to an abrupt stop half way when a different voice came online: "HOLD IT IDIOTS! They don't look like one of our technicals..."

"DRIVE!", Twilight yelled.

"They are here for our hostage GET EM!'"

As we drove away we were chased down across a bridge by two hostile bandit trucks.

As we drove,

"I'm on it.", Twilight said while she shot down one of the runners and it exploded, the same with the other one and o boy that was a close one.

I contacted Lilith on the echo

"Lilith, our honking and entering didn't work, any plan B?"

"I know of a mechanic named Ellie in The Dust, she is a brother of Scooter and I'll send you the coordinates, she'll help you get a better suitable vehicle."

"Alright Blake out."

Twilight spoke, "It looks like The Dust is up this highway."

"Let's go.", I floored the pedal and we were off.

~The Dust~

The Dust was a completely different place from Three Horns it was sand dunes and massive sharp rocks coming out of the ground for miles.

"Looks like this is the Dust.", I said.

"Really lives up to its name."

I saw an air craft flying towards us.

"Aircraft 12 o' clock."

Twilight cocked her .50 cal, "I see it."

It launched missiles and machine gun bullets at us but the pilot was killed by the .50 cal.

CRASH! BOOM!

,the buzzard went.

"Yeah that was fun."

"Oh yeah!", Twilight put her hooves in the air.

I looked at my map again, "Looks like Ellie's is over here."

~Ellie's~

We drove up into the middle of a junkyard and found an apparent obese lady arguing with a guy in a car in some giant metal box. The metal box closed in on the guy inside.

The guy spoke, "I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOUR FAT ASS WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE."

The woman mocked, "Sorry, what was that? Ya gotta speak up!"

CRASH

The ceiling of the metal box crushed the car and the driver.

"Heh, that was Awesome.", she looked towards us, "Oh howdy I didn't see you there.".

We had our mouths still open from the experience, we closed them back up and I spoke,

"Um you are Ellie correct?"

"Why yes ah' am, what can I do you for?"

Twilight spoke, "We need a vehicle that looks like what the bandits use."

"Oh I have one with the driver still insi- oh dammit.", she sighed,

"Oh no worries', we can scavenge some new parts from the bandit cars out there."

"Sound like a plan, names Blake and this here is Twilight."

"Oh wow a unicorn how lovely, anyway just go and hijack a bandit car so we can get it into the catch-a-ride system and you'll be good to go."

"Do you know where we can get one?", Twilight asked.

"There's a bandit camp not too far from here that is holding a lot of various vehicles, just steal one and bring it back here.", she put in the coordinates into our echos.

"Alright see ya!", I said and we turned around and we were out of the junk yard.

For six miles we were just flirting and talking with each other until we were near our destination, I put on the desert camo on my runner and we went prone over a sand dune to get a good look at the place through our binoculars. There were huge abandoned Daul doors with the vehicles under rags in the front as well as a whole mess of bandits walking on patrol. The place was littered with abandoned cars, couches, dumpsters, and many other pieces of cover.

"Let's give them a welcome party, shall we?", I cocked out my QBB-95

"I am right behind you Blake!", she cocked her G53 carbine.

BANG BANG BANG

We fired and Twilight took out a few while I put out my little drone with my QBB-95 on it. I took out my rocket launcher and blew away a whole camp filled with bandits and another at a vehicle that burned two more. We took cover and noticed we had more Buzzards heading to the area.

Twilight took out her sniper rifle, "I got this."

BANG

Twilight's sniper bullet hit the pilot in the head sending it and its reinforcements down into the ground.

"I got the other one.", I shot a rocket at the buzzard and it went down in a furry of smoke.

We slid to some a near-by dumpster for cover to have our shields recharged. We rounded the dumpster on each end to get a shot at the bandits my corrosive shotgun and with her UMP 45.. Faces and bodies dissolved as I shot acid everywhere with my SPAS-12. Twilight jumped on my shoulders to get a clear shot from above the dumpster. Twilight jumped on the dumpster and onto a small building to get a higher view of the area with her Daul G53. The sound of bodies were dropping as she and I stacked the kills.

"GRENADE OUT!", she shouted as she threw a kunai bomb at a goliath's feet.

BOOM!

"I got him!", I shouted as I shot the slag-covered goliath with my Vladof KH 2000 as it fell to the ground face-first with bullets in his chest. I threw my tediore shotgun at a group of enemies and they simply dissolved from the explosion's acid. They screamed as we just laughed at their misfortune. Twilight then jump off a building with her shocking katana and sliced through a shield and a whole nomad vertically. She then dual wielded her .500 cal revolver and Maliwan corrosive UMP 45. and killed two more nomads on opposite sides of her. She hostlered those and went to cover to put a fresh magazine in her H&K G53.

My drone returned to my digital inventory and put a fresh magazine in my Dual QBB-95. We then shot the last Goliath with our assault rifles from different angles

~Mission Score:~

Blake: 34 kills

Twilight: 48 kills

Despite having a few vehicles intact we were curious to see what was behind the Daul doors.

"Wanna check this out?", I pointed to the massive Daul garage door.

"Sure could be something of use and they sure did put a lot of guards out here.", Twilight said as we walked up to the door right beside the garage door. Twilight used an illumination spell and we investigated. Right in the center of the room stood something massive under a blanket.

We looked at each other grinning and then we both pulled the covers off and we could not believe our eyes.

IT WAS A FUCKING TANK!.

It looked like a woodland-camo version of an M1 Abrams with multiple lights on the front and the turret of the fucker had a fucking minigun!

"Oh my fucking Celestia, is this what I think this is?"

"Yes that is the tank I was talking about way back when we were first in bed."

"Looks like we don't have to honk and enter, we can say: "FUCK YOU AND SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS!" and enter!", Twilight said loudly and I laughed.

"Well, let's see if this works."

I went in and the controls were holographic and surprisingly simple in comparison to a modern one, I started the engine.

"Come in!"

She hopped in a seat by me and she spoke, "You sure you know how to drive this thing?"

"Seems really simple and the buttons and all labeled to make it easy, now how to we open the door?"

"Fuck doors.", she pressed the firing button.

BOOM!

The explosion made a hole in the door and out of the smoke we were off.

"WOOOOOO!"

"Let's see what they think of this!", Twilight said.

"Wanna drive?"

"Sure", we switched seats and soon enough she seemed to get the hang of it,"Wow, your right this is easy!"

~Meanwhile nearby~

An armored van and two escort bandit vehicles behind him were driving along a road to deliver some goods out in the desert.

He spoke out on the ECHO, "Very Valuable ordinates here: stay away unless you want to get bla-", he noticed something coming on his left, "HOLY SHIT!".

At a very high speed, a tank ran into him_knocking over the van. The tanks barrel turned right and aimed at the bandit vehicle on the left.

BOOM

The vehicle exploded and launched straight into the air_incinerating all four inside.

The tank aimed at the other and the driver's response was, "Oh fuck m-",

BOOM

The same happened to the other vehicle.

"Let's do this.", I said as me and Twilight backed up our tank and cocked our assault rifles.

"Whatever is in there, it has to be pretty good.", she said as she flip jumped after me.

Me and Twilight ran up to the back on the toppled van. Twilight took out her .500 Cal Revolver and aimed it at the bottom handle,

BANG

"Ow!", a lone survivor said as he crawled out with a piece of glass in his leg and a bruised head.

"Get up!", Twilight said as she kicked the side of his head.

Too scared to say anything, he got up on his feet.

"W-why?"

"It is a robbery dumb-ass, now walk!", I said as I cocked my M9 and put it in his face.

He nodded and he walked limply out into the desert.

"Oh yeah first heist and holy shit eridium, nice!" Twilight said after I pulled out a black case and she kicked it to open a lone crate.

I saw the survivor in the distance, "Can you hit him this far?"

She took all the eridium and cocked her SV98, "You bet."

She held her breath, looked down the scope and,

BANG

~Ellie's~

With Ellie's jaw hanging open I spoke from sitting on the tank.

"SOOOO do you like it?"

"Where the hell did you get that?"

Twilight popped her head from the cockpit, "We found this at the area we were going to, we changed our minds and decided to blast our way into the bandits hideout."

"Sorry to give your hopes up but I can't fit that into the catch-a-ride system but you can go ahead!"

We drove off "wooing".

"Let's fuck shit up!", Twilight said as she drove with me holding the minigun in the pot hole, upon closer inspection I found out that the minigun had a small shield through it.

"Here we come Roland!", I said as I held the minigun firmly in my hands.

~Dam entrance (7:00PM)~

With the words "Fuck you!" painted in white near the base of the barrel, Twilight honked the horn in front of the gate.

The opened and the Bandit's leader echoed in, "Ok you can le- oh YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"

"Knock knock.", Twilight said as she pressed the firing button.

BOOM

"Where the fu- IT'S THEM AGAIN KILL THEM!"

,The gate blew open, and Twilight drove and we were now at the center of the courtyard with guns pointed at us when I was on the top saying,

"SAY CHEESE!", I said as I the barrels turned and

RATATATATATATATATATATA!

The enemies bullets bounced off the tank as Twilight switched to the machine guns while I obliterated everyone with the minigun and the chainsaw noise just drowned out all the other noises. We were an unstoppable metal killing machine. I noticed that there was a Draw Bridge that separated the us from the inside of the dam.

"Get em' Darth Maul!"

The bridge lowered and as it did, crows came flying out and a figure with a shield jumped infront of the tank, he pointed at us and he showed off his shield had 3 midgets on it. The bridge closed back up.

The shielded nomad spoke, "YOU SHALL NOT PA-!"

BOOM!

He and his midgets were blown away by the tanks main gun.

We laughed and Twilight said, "Nice entrance dude."

RATATATATA!

I fired at the ropes holding the bridge and it fell right in front of us.

"Let's make entrance shall we?", Twilight said.

I turned the barrels on the minigun as a "yes" as she drove into the dams entrance.

~One minute later.~

RATATATATA

BOOM

"HA HA HA HA HA HA", Twilight laughed psychotically with her pupils shrunk as we went through wall after, wall, bandit, after bandit, shield after shielded bandit.

The inside of the damn was tight for the tank but the walls were crushed and smashed through.

RATATATATATA

I used the minigun the kill hostiles on the side while Twilight used her machine guns and main gun on her gun to clear out the front of any enemies.

We heard the bandit leader on the radio, "$100,000 for Roland, hello? Is this thing on?"

Our tank was red from the blood and on the kill streak until,

"SHIT!".

"What's wrong?"

"The tank is disabled from taking too much damage!"

We were a quarter away from where Roland is.

"Lets go on foot.", I said as I pumped my Tediore corrosive SPAS-12

Twilight reloaded her H&K UMP .45, "I'm right behind you.", she jumped and flipped out of the cock pit after me.

With the Tank and everyone dead in the room, we moved forward.

"Check your corners.", she said as we went down a hallway.

We spotted a jail cell with a shielded with a midget attached to his shield and a group of psychos by a table.

I shot the shield of the shielded nomad but with no effect but,

STAB!, the Nomad collapsed and dropped the shield.

Twilight used her substitution and cloak to get behind the nomad and stab him while he is distracted. Twilight then did a twirl with her sword and took out all the psychos with one slash of her katana.

"That's my girl."

"Thanks and let's find Roland in this piece of shit."

We moved down the halls of cells and at the end was no other than Roland.

He sat on a bed and looked up at us.

"Oh your the Vault hunters and er-.", he said as he looked at the unicorn

"Long story.", Twilight said.

"Let's get out of he-.", I continued.

BOOM!

A hyperion robot busted through the wall of Roland's cell, he raised his hand to stop us from firing.

"This will just take a second."

He used his whole body to quickly football ram the robot into the ground, another robot came in. He ripped out something blue from the first loader and threw it at the second robot_blowing up the loader. But then a bulldoser loader came in and rammed into Roland. Seemingly unconscious, the last loader that came in went up to him but was in for a surprise when he took the assault rifle of the 2nd loader and shot it to pieces.

"Well.", Panting he got up and faced us with us impressed, "Now with that out of the way-"

"LOOK OUT!", Twilight said when suddenly a huge machine with a huge eye used blue energy beams to grab Roland.

"Vault Hunter, you gotta stop this thing!"

"ROLAND!", I said as I tried desperately to open the doors but it was inevitable when Roland was taken away in a cage made out of blue energy beams.

"And that is how Handsome Jack pays ransoms, no time no see Roland!"

A bot suddenly ran up the door, stopped and was about to explode.

"MOVE.", Twilight pulled me back in time.

BOOM.

The cell door was broken open leaving it enterable.

"We gotta get to Roland, before they get away.", I said as I took out my Corrosive SPAS-12.

"Let's go.", Twilight put a fresh mag into her UMP .45, she patted the magazine, and cocked it.

The loaders we faced out side fighting the bandits, were no match for our corrosive weaponry. They melted like lava touching metal as we fired behind cover. I blind fired mine while Twilight aimed with hers.

"These pieces of shit aren't so bad.", Twilight said as she deflected some bullets and stabbed a robot in the eye.

I kicked a loader down and shot a few more behind it with my Shotgun, "Handsome Jack should get a refund.", I chuckled to myself as I pulled out my Daul M9 and shot a bandit in the head and shot a few more at a robot's eye.

"Hey look what I can do.", Twilight said and I looked, she electrified a robot by stabbing it in the chest and throwing it at the last group of loaders and enemies_electrocuting them to death in an electric explosion.

"Woah.", I said.

"I learned from Roland."

I put in shells into my SPAS-12 and put it away for my QBB-95. I put in a fresh magazine into the fucker and cocked it, and smiled at her,

"Let's run!"

~On the Dam~

We were on the dry Dam that over looked everywhere around us and a giant, Hindu statue of Marcus stood in the distance with many arms holding guns coming out of it. Loaders came crashing down from the orbital platform above.

"Look like Marcus has a fan base."

"No shit.", Twilight replied while cocking her SV98

"Look", I said as I saw Roland being taken away towards to whats on the other side of whats left of the dam.

"Hurry soldier.", Roland said as he was taken away.

"They didn't send Wilhelm did he? PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN'T SEND WILHEM!", Angel said.

"Who the fuck is Wilhelm?", Twilight said.

"You wouldn't want to meet him, trust me."

"Oookay.", I said.

"You go I snipe!", I nodded and I inspected the runway to find more another bandits v. Hyperion war going on here.

I headed towards the loaders that were just patrolling and they immediately spotted me and started shooting.

BANG!

Twilight shot the eye of one of them from a couple yards.

I set up my bipod and I got to shooting the shields but then something was new, these flying machines that I would call surveyors seem to repair the loaders and have defenses of their own. One of them came after Twilight,

BANG

I shot it out of the sky and it crashed, "Weak.", I said.

She nodded a thanks to me.

I shot more shields out with my shock QBB-95 while Twilight shot the eyes. which were their weakness. I would some times shoot their weapons off to leave them defenseless, other times I would throw my tediore SPAS-12 to kill a horde of them. Twilight came running on a fence to run up ahead and landed in front of a loader, but the real Twilight landed behind it and sliced its bottom from its hip she then grabbed the arm and threw it like a grenade towards another loader. I switched to my Vladof KH 2000 to take out the surveyors above and they sure were quite annoying than anything.

"ALRIGHT $20 bucks for Roland. Lets negotiate already."

"Command denied.", a loader said on the echo and then,

"RATATATATA", echo ends.

"At least we don't have to worry about the bandits as much.", I said.

"Well we still have Jackass but I guess you are right.".

We saw a loader picking up a bandit screaming for help. The loader then punched through his chest from across a tight bridge and threw the lifeless body over the edge and continued firing.

I switched to my M9 and shot the loader three times in the eye, I deployed my little drone with my QBB-95 and it walked up the path way and fired at the other drones. Me and Twilight ran up a little metal slant and fired our assault rifles down range at the loaders. For longer ranged Twilight switched to her sniper rifle and I vaulted over the cover to get up close and personal with my corrosive SPAS-12. Twilight took out her UMP .45 and we ran along the buildings on each side while shooting. We reloaded jumped into the middle, now we were back-to-back with my SPAS-12 and her UMP .45. We killed the rest of the bots and we were now near the Marcus statue.

We saw the constructor already building some a turret.

"Destroy this piece of shit so we can get out of here!", Roland said.

We slid to cover from the incoming turret's fire and the laser beam the constructor's eye made.

I threw a full magazine of the SPAS-12 tediore and it exploded acid all over the constructor and the destroying the turret and disabling the constructor's laser. I fired a SMAW at one of its legs and destroyed it_releasing Roland without damaging him.

"Good work soldier it is not over yet."

He grabbed an Torque assault rifle on the ground.

BOOM!

We turned towards a loader with two huge guns on the arms and as well as a squad of loaders that dropped from the satellite above

We took out our assault rifles and fired.

The badass loader was ready to fire.

"GET DOWN!", Roland said and we were fortunate enough that the barricade we hid behind was strong enough to absorb the barrage of projectiles.

Roland laid down a turret of his own.

"GET NEAR MY TURRET.", we hid behind the cover of the turret.

BANG BANG BANG

We fired_aiming for the badass. loader. With the Badass loader the only thing left to kill now, we ran up to the loader.

It was on the edge of the damn while it was charging it weapons but then we both karate kicked it_knocking it over the edge.

"YEAAH!", we said in unison as we high fived/hoofed.

Roland walked up to us_panting, "Thanks mr...."

"Blake and this is Twilight.", I pointed to Twilight.

"Sup.", Twilight said as she came over to me.

"And before you ask, we both come from our own separate dimensions and we hope to maybe use the Vault to some how get back to our own worlds."

Roland spoke, "Well that explains it, wait you two aren't a couple are you?"

"Why yes we are!"

"Well you see I used to be a girlfriend of Lilith and I am sure you know her until I broke up with her but anyway I'll discuss this later at the HQ."

"Man you should've seen us when we were in that tank!", Twilight made hoof gestures, "We blasted through most of the dam to get to you."

"Oh so that is what those loud noises were, wait where did you get a tank?"

"Let's just say we found it at a junkyard, anyways back to HQ"

~Misson score (machines count as kills)~

Blake 189 kills

Twilight 210 kills

Money looted: $81,992

Money total: $357,981

~HQ: Sanctuary 2100 hrs~

We were on chairs when he was giving a lecture including Lilith.

"I have to be honest here we are losing this war, but we have newer intel about the Vault and where the Vault key may be stashed."

"Continue.", Twilight said as she switched to a criss-cross position in her seat.

"This Vault Jack will find, when opened, will create a rift to anywhere you desire. If you help us take out Jack, Twilight and Blake: we will get you to your own worlds."

"Well we actually decided on that we both would go to her world of Equestria.", I pointed a thumb to her.

"And also we have a person who knows about the whereabouts of the Vault key.".

"And where is he?", Lilith asked.

"He's out here.", he put the coordinates in our echos, "Out in the Tundra Express, ask for an update once meet him there, he said no later than 900 so get some rest.", he turned to Lilith, "and Lilith I need you to stay with me and help protect Sanctuary."

"So how did those bandits snag you anyway?", Lilith asked.

He sighed, "Well I was taking a leak and one of them knocked me out from behind."

She chuckled, "Wow you are a dumb-ass."

"He he- yeah um total dumb-ass", Me and Twilight failed miserably from hiding our laughing.

"I am just kidding, I am happy to see your alive Roland!"

"Um yeah thanks, well anyway we should also give you soldiers code names?"

Twilight spoke, "Oh yeah Blake told me about them and I think it is a good idea we should."

"Blake your code name will be "Tangent"."

"Wow opposite over adjacent, that actually suits you Blake!"

"Wow it kind of does and for Twilight?"

"Her's will be "Pi" and I gave you these names because of how smart you couple are, any questions about the mission?"

Me and Twilight regained our composure, got up from our seats, and saluted in biped position, "No Sir!"

"Dismissed"

"YES SIR!", we both said in unison and determination.

Me and Twilight headed to our room.

We turned off the lights and now we were hugging and kissing on the bed with our clothes on (except our headwear) at the same altitude. We decided we were too lazy to take most of our clothes off so we slept on the made covers so we were ready first thing in the morning.

"I fucking love you Blake.", she pulled me into another kiss and every inch of moving around in her mouth was so exhilarating.

We paused our kissing for a moment and I pushed away and put a hand on my chest,

"With all my heart and blood Twilight.".

She made a tear and pulled me into another kiss.

"You promise we'll always be together no matter what Blake?", Twilight looked in to my eyes, even though the lights were of her horn lit the room.

"To the end of time, and to hell and back, no matter where you go Twilight, I will always be there for you.", I made a tear and I kissed her some more.

"You really mean that?"

"I do...".

"What did I do to deserve you?".

"Good night Twilight.", Twilight's horn fainted.

"Good night *sniff* Blake" , with heavy emotion we kissed and cried tears of joy to sleep and I really did mean that, I would die for her, she is just too precious for me to ever part from her.

8 A Train to Catch.

~Sanctuary 600 hrs~

"Blake time to get up.", Twilight said as she shook me.

"Hi my love.", I pulled her into a kiss.

She sniffed the air, "Mmm, smell that? I think it's breakfast.".

"Let's go."

We went down stairs and we were introduced to more pancakes, and of course twilight's favorite: bacon and skag sausage from Lilith's cooking, skag meat isn't all that bad really. We haven't met any skags but from what we heard they are extremely hostile like the bullymongs we faced except they were like wolves that can split their faces down the middle like a mouth.

After I finished my breakfast and Twilight finished her plate full of fucking meat (she just loves to eat meat now, sue me!),

"Well Lilith thanks for the breakfast...", I and Twilight got up, "and I think we should get going Roland, see ya!"

"Good luck on your mission.", Roland said waving to us.

We went outside in front of HQ and check our time.

"Looks like it we have two hours before our deadline so let's go shopping!"

"Oh yeah!", Twilight said as we made a hoof/fist bump.

With over $350,000 total in our inventories, we headed to Marcus and Zed.

~Tundra Express 800 hrs~

As soon as we were in the Tundra express we got out of our runner (with me driving.) and the whole place was snowy and well "woodlansy".

"Let's see what toys we got.", Twilight said going to the back.

"Oh, this will make your dick harden.", Twilight giggled as I opened the trunk.

The whole tunk extended into an extensive armory.

"Take your pick.".

"WOW!", Twilight said, "Let's see here ooh!..."

~100 ft from tip~

Blake's loadout:

Firearms: Daul LMG (M249 SAW) w/ corrosive E., Tediore assault rifle (H&K G3A3) w/shock and bayonet, Jakobs revolver MP412 Rex, Hyperion shotgun (UTAS UTS-15) w/ slag, and Daul grenade launcher (MGL-140) w/ fire E.

Equipment: Hyperion 2x stronger shield, Corrosive sticky grenade mod, 3 health syringes, and 2 C4

Action skill upgrade: quadruplet replaced with a quad rotor.

Twilight's load out: Hyperion Carbine (Beretta Cx4 Storm)w/ slag E., Akimbo Maliwan semi-automatic magnum pistols IMI Desert Eagles w/ one fire E, one shock E., Daul SMG (CZ Scorpion Evo) w/ corrosive E., and Torque bolt-action sniper rifle w/ 8x scope and explosive E..

Equipment: kunai regular grenade mod, same shield, and 5 health syringes.

Action skill upgrade: a japanese hand fan that expands into a guided, giant, laser, shuriken that cuts virtually anything when thrown and teleports back to the user's digital inventory to be recharged once it has stopped moving or has lost all energy.

"It looks like he's going to meet us inside that farm house."

"VARKIDS!", Twilight said as insects the size of small infants began to crawl out of their nests.

I took my UTS while Twilight took out her CX4.

"FIRE.", we fired our guns and we killed some varkids but the numbers are what got to us as they tried to bite at my shield.

"Eat this you fucker.", Twilight said as a bug jumped at her.

SLASH

The bug was sliced in half then she turned to three more jumping at her.

SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH...

After countless slashes they all fell apart into tini tiny pieces. The green blood got all over us. Just when we thought we killed all of the little guys we saw an HUGE varkid that had to the the size of a small car and resembled a horned beetle. It charged at Twilight but then she took out her fan and said,

"Fetch!"

She threw it with her hoof and,

SLICE

, the huge blade went clean through the moving varkid symmetrically, and Twilight flipped over it. She caught the incoming fan with her hoof and closed it without looking at the Varkid as it spilt apart in two a half-a-second later.

Then and even BIGGER varkid shook the Earth below us and came burrowing out of it behind us. We turned to look at it when a voice came from nearby,

"GET IT BLOODWING!"

A huge condor-like bird sliced the super badass varkid to death with it's sharp talons. It reverted back to a smaller size and went back to a guy's arm we've never met before. He wore some baggy clothing with goggles, a goatee and a long edge sword on his back.

Twilight spoke,"So your this person we are supposed to meet?"

"Woah a talking unicorn?"

I spoke, "Long story, anyways this is my girlfriend Twilight and I am Blake, you know Roland don't you?"

"Hell yes I used to Vault Hunt with him and I am Mordecai and did you say she was your girlfriend?"

"Yeah you should ask Roland or Lilith back at HQ for the full story, but anyways Roland said we needed to contact him once we met with you."

"Go right ahead."

Twilight contacted Roland, "Roland we have met Mordecai, what's the sit rep over?"

"Good job now ask him about the Vault Key and tell him to get back to HQ, Roland out."

Twilight spoke to Mordecai, "Roland said you knew something about the location of the Vault key?"

"Why yes it is on a Train coming here in the Tundra.", he put a blip on our maps, "at 2300 hours sharp over this bridge, so you better plan something before it reaches here."

"Roland also said to get back to HQ so nice to meet you Mordecai.", each of us shook hands with him, "I hope we meet again soon."

"See ya, come on Bloodwing!", Bloodwing screeched as Mordecai went running the way we came.

I contacted Roland, "So about the Vault Key, he said it was on a train and it is going to be here at 2300 hours sharp, any ideas?"

"Yeah I got one, she may seem weird but she is the most gifted explosives expert on Pandora and you'll meet her here"

~Tiny Tina's 1000hrs~

A little 13-year old girl skipped up to a demolition fuse and sang,

"All around the stactus plant,

The stalker chased the bandit

"the Stalker thought it was all'n fun

And POP..."

BOOM

"Goes the bandit."

"Um hi are you Tina?"

She turned around and gasped at the sight of the purple unicorn.

She gasped, "Oh wow a talking unicorn wait here."

She came back with a doll and a black marker and gave it to Twilight.

Twilight chuckled and said, "If it makes you feel better.", she signed her initials on the body of the doll.

"Those fuckers going to be jealous EEEEE!", she regain composure and looked at us.

"Why yes I am Tina, Tiny Tina and what cha NEEED!"

'A thirteen year old demolition's expert, just when I thought I have seen it all.', I thought.

"Got anything for a moving train?"

"I need my badonadonks and they got stolen by the bandits GO GET EM'.", she said as she out the coordinates into our echos.

"NAP TIME!", she just fell backwards on the snow.

"Oookay.", Twilight said.

"Let's get hunting."

~bandit camp 1200 hrs~

Some bandits were on a metal platform while I am walked in to the center of the bandit camp with no weapons physically on me at a running train station (not the one the vault key will pass) . Everyone in the bandit camp pointed there guns at me with angry eyes.

"Now just who the fuck are you to walk in here!?", a brute said at a poker table.

I yelled back, "I am just a guy looking for something!"

"There's nothing for you get the fuck out!"

"I heard you have something for me and I would like to retrieve those before things get ugly here."

"HA you and what army?"

I held out my hand like a gun and pointed to it, "With this."

Everyone laughed but I just laughed along with them.

"He he but seriously let me get those things and I'll be on my way before I paint this train station with your blood!".

"Ha ha no!"

I slowly lifted my "hand" gun and pointed it at the speaker. "Alright ready."

"Last chance."

"Ha ha you gotta be fucking jo-"

BOOM

The C4 I told Twilight to place along the two sides of the camp while I have had them distracted, killed and/or stunned all the hostiles around me excluding the speaker.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS-"

BANG!

Before he had a chance to finish I materialized a 412 Rex in the "hand" gun and blew his brains out.

"GO SISTER.", I referred to the quad rotor with my M249 on it as it flew into the camp. I took out my G3 while, Twilight appeared from her cloak behind me with her Mx4.

Back-to-back we and my drone shot the stunned bandits left and right, once we killed them all in the yard, Twilight spoke, "The missiles are down here!"

She said as we went down a stairwell leading to the area with the blip.

"KILL THEM!".

A shock nomad yelled at us from the opposite end as we slid to cover. More bandits came out from behind him.

My drone fired while we fired with our assault rifles at the bandits. The acid soaked through their faces as the shock from my G3A3 took out their shields while Twilight splattered slag all over them with her Cx4. When my gun tediore assault rifle ran out of ammo, I threw it like a spear and it pieced the body of the Shock nomad. Even though he was immune to shock the bayonet sure did had an effect on him, and then.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

The explosion took out their shields and of course there was one thing missing,

'FIRE!', I thought as I took out my MGL-140.

BANG! BOOM!

"AAAAAAHHHHH!"

"YEAH BURN YOU MOTHER FUCKER, HA HA HA HA HA!", Twilight yelled psychotically as she fired a magazine-full down-range at the burning victims.

"WOOO!", Twilight celebrated as she killed the last of the bandits and loaded in a fresh magazine into her carbine.

"I got the missiles.", I said as I put them in my digital inventory.

"Let's leave, Twilight said as I put a fresh ammo pack into my M249.

"Alright.", we ran and jumped off the side of the train station where Twilight parked the runner (yeah I taught her to drive) and landed in it.

Twilight stepped on gas drove off but,

"YOU WON'T GET OUT ALIVE!"

We were being chased by 3 bandit cars.

As we were being chased, Twilight smirked, "Take care of these fuckers Tangent"

"On it pi.", I reloaded the M2 browning HMG and,

RATATATATATATA

The .50 cal bullets tore through their metal like it was nothing and it blew up one of the cars in flames.

"HERE CATCH!", I threw a corrosive sticky at one of the cars,

BOOM

The acid dissolved through the metal and as well as their bodies and boom went the vehicle.

I shot the last vehicle's tires with the M2 and it hit a rail and flipped over us. In what seems like slow motion, Twilight took out her Flame Desert Eagle and aimed for the gas tank below the vehicle.

BANG BOOM

Wow Twilight had very fast reaction, better than mine in opinion, "Nice shot!"

She winked at me, "Thanks.", she said as she put a fresh magazine into her pistol and holstered it away.

~Tina's 0500 hours~

"Where do you want to put these?", I said lifting the missiles with both hands over my shoulders.

"Put them in mah work shop."

"Okay.", I laid them down in the garage when Tina went to the door controls and said, "Go I have to be alone for this."

"Take your time.", Twilight said as she and I exited the workshop.

We heard some blow torching and singing.

"I am a teacup, bloody and cut!

Here is my handle and here is my butt! uh whoops!"

"You okay?", I said

"Yeah just a little explosion and DONE!"

The door opened to reveal some type of double barreled missile launcher.

"Here take this and lock on to whatever and BLOW IT TO SHIT!", she handed me the missile launcher.

"Now goodbye and NAP TIME!".

"Wow thanks Tina we owe you."

"Ah it was nothing just go out there and make mommy proud!"

"See ya.", she said nothing as she flopped onto her bed.

"A little angel she is.", Twilight whispered as we left the cave for the train car bridge.

~At the Bridge 2258 hours.~

I got up from some random lawn chair and stretched to check my watch once again.

"Look it is almost time.", Twilight said yawning.

I took the missile launcher and armed it to lock on to the bridge.

BANG BANG

Two missiles came out of the launcher and went up into the air, it landed on the bridge,

BOOM!

A minute later the train came and just like we planed and crashed into the lake below. The rest of the train came to a halt.

"Roland we now have the train disabled."

"Good now look for the most fortified one, the Vault key has got to be in there."

"Yes sir and over and out.", Twilight said and we ran towards the back of the trains to follow the blip and were ambushed by the machines that came out of the fires.

"Lets kick some shiny metal ass.", Twilight said getting her corrosive CZ Scorpion Evo SMG.

"Where are you getting these lines?", I said taking out my quad rotor with my corrosive M249 SAW on it.

"I came up with these on my trip.", 'Smart girl.', I thought as I threw my quadrotor into the air and cocked my Slag UTS-15.

"LET IT RIP!"

BANG I fired my first shot and the pellets blew a loader's eye out. With all the other robots covered in slag my girlfriend and my quadrotor went to work on them and melted them completely into the ground. We came across a junkyard full of snow valleys and trains. The objective was just right over the junk.

Not the mention that the whole area was full of loaders and surveyors wanting to kill us.

A bunch of suicider loaders were running towards Twilight and surrounded her, they exploded around her but the real Twilight appeared a few yards a way_running towards a loader and said,

"Idiots."

She then returned to firing with her corrosive SMG and shot two loaders a foot apart from each other. She ran towards a loader shooting her but the clocked Twilight slid under the fire and used her electric Desert Eagle to shoot the eye of the Loader. She slid in even further under the legs and sliced another robot from behind symmetrically. Two robots from opposite sides of her had their guns pulled into each other by Twilight and made them shoot themselves. She then dual wielded her Cx4 Carbine and corrosive SMG with her back to mine's with my G3A3 and my drone above me. With about twenty left to go we fired into the night at whatever moved as our shields absorbed the bullets.

For the last enemy which was a flying surveyor, I took out mr Rex and shot it in the eye as it flew towards us..

Still back-to-back panting and our guns smoking in the fresh night, I chuckled "That *huff* so *huff* much fucking *huff* fun!"

"So *huff* lets go find this Vault key and get the fuck out of here.", with that we walked over around a wreckage and jumped down next to a fast travel and in the center of the wide-open area infront of us was a very noticeable fortified car_ sunken below the ice.

Angel spoke, "Now the Vault key wouldn't be on a train he would have Wilhelm guarding it.".

"Thanks.", Twilight said as the car began to rise up.

"Oh no!"

CRASH

The whole fortified car was thrown towards us and we rolled to the sides to dodge it. Out of the water cam a very tall yellow loader, which was probably Wilhelm.

"WILHELM!"

"Oh shit this is Wilhelm?", I messaged to Roland.

"WILHELM?! I am sorry soldier but you can't handle Wilhelm."

Lilith messaged in "Yeah he took out a whole town full of soldiers in New Haven without taking a scratch."

"This seem impossible but you CAN defeat Wilhelm you just have to know his weaknesses."

"FIRE", I yelled.

Twilight fired her carbine while I fired my corrosive M249.

Wilhelm spoke as he ran into our bullets, "DIE!".

We again dodged in opposite directions and Wilhelm faced me.

He was about to charge his laser on his shoulder when,

BOOM

a kunai bomb stuck to his back and exploded and lost his concentration. I threw a corrosive sticky on his chest,

BOOM

The acid melted through him but unfortunately he had some three surveyors to repair the damage.

"Target acquired.", It said as it punched me and sent me flying backwards and towards a wall. When I was on the ground it was about to chainsaw me when.

BANG! BOOM!

Twilight had her explosive sniper rifle at a distance and shot Wilhelm and struck him in the right hip but to only stun him. I ran towards and jumped over hurdles to get to Twilights position as the tall one began to rise again.

It charged it's laser again, "GET DOWN", Twilight said as she tackled me to the ground behind cover.

"This fucker's tough.", I said.

Wilhelm again charged at us and made a vertical miss at the ground next to Twilight.

Twilight charged her sword cut though the shield and made a scratch on Wilhelm's armor and he stumbled back a bit from the strike. Smirking, I shot a barrage of corrosive M249 rounds in to his chest_softening his armor. Then I took out my UTS-15 and covered Wilhelm in slag_immobilizing him. I took out my G3A3 to get rid of the surveyors littering the sky.

"Beating me is scientifically IMPOSSIBLE!", Wilhelm said as he was about to charge his laser at me, but then.

A whistle came from behind, he turned around to see Twilight holding a hand fan in her hoof and said, "No but this is and NO FUCKING BODY HURTS MY BOYFRIEND HA!", Twilight jumped over Wilhelm and threw a massive shuriken at splitting him down the middle.

Without looking at Wilhelm we walked away towards the fortified car and a second later Wilhelm exploded.

"WE DEFEATED WIHELM!"

"WOOOOO!", Twilight said as we made a high fore-appendage

I contacted Roland, "WE DEFEATED WILHELM!"

"YOU guys defeated Wilhelm? Wow Jack doesn't stand a chance."

But then I noticed something was a miss and sighed.

Twilight spoke, "Yeah but unluckily we there is no Vault Key, but we did find what looks like a power core."

Mordecai spoke, "WHAT?! I was positive that the Key was on that train!"

"Well we did find a powercore so that was something and we fucking killed WILHELM!"

"Yeah but sorry for the unpleasant delay to your worlds"

"That's okay.", Twilight said, "Survival is our first priority here.".

"Well okay get back to Sanctuary and we'll take a look at that power core you got."

9 Rising Action.

~inside outer gate of Sanctuary 300 hrs~

The Crimson Raider soldier we met was near the old powercore.

"So Roland said that this was a powercore.", I said handing it over to him.

"WOW, from the looks of that, that will power our shields for probably months, years even!"

"Nice!", Twilight said.

"As much as I hate using Hyperion tech thanks and we are sorry it wasn't a Vault Key."

"Don't apologize, you needed the power core anyway.", I handed it to him and he talked to himself as he put in in,

"Now just remove this and put this back in... WHAT THE?".

"Huh?", Twilight said with widened eyes.

Jack messaged us "Hey, I think it is about time I told you my little secret, Angel's working for me."

"Executing phaseshift, lowering Sanctuary shield's Jack."

"What? That's not a power core, The Shields are down, the Shields!"

Twilight saw a mortar heading straight towards us, "That fucking bitch, LOOK OUT!".

Twilight and I jumped off the platform just in time to evade the explosion but unfortunately the crimson raider got killed in the blast.

"Now lets kill ourselves some vault hunters!".

Mortars now began to rain down on the city's inhabitants.

Roland echoed in, "What the fuck just happened?"

Twilight echoed back, "Angel's working for Jack, Roland: that power core was no power core!".

Lilith spoke,"WHAT, that bitch! Meet me in the center of town and Scooter get this city airborne and Roland get me some Eridium."

We parkoured to the center of town across buildings and what not and landed in the center of town.

"What now guys?", Twilight said.

"LILITH, here's some Eridum and Scooter, is it ready yet?", Roland said.

"I uh- am going to cycle the ignition primers, it will get us somewhere!", Scooter said as he pressed a switch on the ground.

Lilith absorbed the Eridium and spoke to us, "Arlight, I never used this much before, you may want to hang onto something.".

We felt and saw a purple glow all around us and me and Twilight were suddenly outside of Sanctuary.

"Sorry that was an accident, hit it Scooter."

"This is one of them moments: Catch-a-RIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

The whole ground shook as the whole sanctuary was flown into the air slowly as it was getting hit by mortars from space, Jack spoke,

"HA a flying city what could possibly make you fucks believe you have a chance against me?"

"A siren we're going to put your head on a pike, asshole", I said.

"SUP!", Lilith said.

In a flash of purple the whole city was gone.

"Grrr", Handsome Jack said.

Angel private echoed us, "Look I..."

"Oh, how stupid I was to fucking trust you!", I said angrily and face palming.

"Listen just..."

Twilight spoke, "You lied to us and you expect us to listen? Well explain you fucking cunt!"

She sighed, "I know you are angry at me right now, but just head here in the Fridge and then the Highlands I detect your city maybe phasing there.", a blip appeared on our maps.

I sighed then Twilight spoke again, "Okay, but if this is another sick joke I am personally going to hunt you down and destroy whatever you are."

"Hurry, Angel out!"

"Sure we can trust her?", Twilight said.

"The Fridge is a dangerous place I hear, but I don't think Angel can do anything from there besides sending robots at us so I think we're fine heading up there."

We walked up to our woodlands-camo runner and headed to the back of it.

"It looked like it will take a day or two to get there, good thing we brought stuff, my love!", I kissed her.

"Good thing we went shopping!", Twilight said as she opened the extended armory in the back.

She took a non-elemental, semi-automatic from the trunk, "A SIG Sauer P226, I like it.", she said (she knows her firearms now).

~Twenty minutes later~

Blake's Loadout:

Firearms: Daul LMG (Ultimax 100 MK5), Hyperion assault rifle (CZ-805 BREN) w/ Corrosive E., Daul pistol (G17) w/fire E., Torque shotgun (Herrington 870) w/ explosive E., and Maliwan air burst grenade launcher (XM25 CDTE) w/ shock E.

Melee: Tomahawk, and Bowie knife.

Equipment: Slag bile grenade mod.

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearm Maliwan carbine (H&K G36K) w/ slag E., Hyperion pistol (SIG Sauer P226), Tediore SMG (Magpul PDW) w/ fire E., and Hyperion Sniper (HK417) w/ Shock E.

Melee: Katana w/ chidori shock mod, Tanto, and shuriken

Equipment: Corrosive Kunai grenade mod.

"You sure you can handle eating hunted shit?", I said as I cocked my fire pistol.

"Mare's gotta eat mmmmm skag steak.", I laughed as she stuffed the cooking kit into the digital storage of the vehicle.

"Nice."

She went up to me, jumped up to put her fore hooves on me and kissed me. She put a hoof on my chest.

"And I also brought a...", she showed me a Daul device the size of a small brief case in her other hoof, "...tent so we can have a little fun along the way.", she wiggled her nose on mine and we kissed some more.

"I like how you think Twilight.", I kissed her and she got back on all fours,

I hopped in the driver's seat in the gray runner, "Ready?"

"Let's fucking do this!", Twilight said as she got into the M2 seat and

VROOM!,

we were off...

~Three Horns Valley (50 miles from The Fridge) 1900 hrs~

We had to stop and rest for the night, so we parked our vehicle between some rocks and we put some camo on it to blend in with the woodlands surrounding it.

"Let's see what our mobile home will look like.", she pressed a button on the little brief case and threw it on the ground infront of us.

The little brief case expanded into a tent into a 7.5 by 12 by 9 ft. metal Triangular prism . The two sides of the tent said "Daul" on it and the entrance had a metal door that opened outwards-down and a manual lock on the inside-side of the door like a container would have. There was nothing in the tent but open space but weapon holders on the sides, but luckily we had a double comfy mat, a double sleeping bag, and pillows so we put those into the tent. I also put some camo over it so it won't stick out so much out in the woodland-sy desert we were in.

"Let's go hunting already.", Twilight said.

~200 ft south from the camp 1930 hrs.~

We saw a lone infant-sized skag in the center of a bunch of skag dens.

"There's a tasty one.", I said as I looked thought my binoculars.

Twilight put her hoof on the hilt on her katana and stopped me from using my pistol, "No shooting, we don't want lead in our meat.", she turned towards the skag and five seconds later.

STAB!.

the skag grew a hole on it's skin and blood came out of it without the decoy-Twilight being there. Suddenly the real Twilight came out of her cloak with the katana still in its chest. She took the sword out of the lifeless body then suddenly a another same-sized skag caught the corner of her eye.

STAB!

When the skag was in midair she stabbed it in the chest from straight below and pinned it to the ground, with her full weight she vaulted over the katana and,

STAB!,

The wounded skag died from the added pressure of her vaulting body and another skag that was on the other side was taken a tanto to the face with a left hoof. The last skag came out of a den behind her and was the size of a freaken car. That was an alpha skag.

RRRAAAAARRRRR.

It charged at Twilight from behind to find out it was just a holographic decoy. The real Twilight took out her hand-fan and threw it vertically and without noticing her,

SLICE

she made a perfect symmetrical hit and the alpha skag split apart in two.

Noticing that I wasn't there anymore, "BLAKE DINNER!"

With the ONE skag I had trouble stabbing in the chest of my own, I put the infant-sized skag on my knife and check on Twilight's signal.

I dropped my jaw and my skag as soon as I saw Twilight with THREE infant-sized skags all on her katana, and a split alpha skag carcass on the ground. With my still dumbstruck look Twilight passed by me, giggled at me, and said "Mind carrying the big fucker over there big guy?"

Snapping out of my trance, "What? Um-uh sure, I just got distracted that's all.", I said jokingly and she laughed.

I carried the two halves of the carcasses by the shoulders and while Twilight carried my skag on her katana in her hoof (she can use three hooves to walk).

~Mission score~

Blake 1 kill

Twilight 4 kills*

~Camp 2030 hrs~

We placed hidden 4 motion sensors that sticked in the ground and equidistant at the perimeter of the camp. When the motion sensors picked something up we would feel a rumble so the potential intruder won't know we are onto him/her. I did the butchering to the skags while Twilight cooked them over the fire we just made. Twilight cooked an infant skag for me while she cooked a whole entire quarter an Alpha skag (twice the size of mine) because she said she felt 'super hungry' tonight. I hung all the other no-butchered and uncooked meats on lines with salt on them to keep them persevered for later.

2100 hrs

We sat around the fire with the stars shining in the night sky.

"Wow Twilight you sure know how to cook.", I said as I took a bite out of my whole skag, the skag was delicious and tasted like well grilled chicken (cliche I know).

Twilight took a bigger bite of her alpha skag meat like a wild wolf and said, "Thanks and you sure know how to butcher the fuck out of them em'.".

"For you that would be an understatement.", we both laughed.

After finishing, "Hey I know you are gonna take a while so-, the hell?", I noticed that Twilight finished the WHOLE piece of meat soon after I was stuffed from mine.

"That was delicious.", she said with me still having a dumbstruck look on my face... again.

I snapped out of my trance and yawned, "I think I am ready t-.".

She interrupted me by putting a hoof on my chest and giving me a brief kiss, "I think it is time for "desert"...", Twilight ran her other hoof down my cheek, "...If you know what I mean.".

"Yeah I can't wait to taste something sweet.", I put my arms around her's and I kissed as we our tongues slid past each other in to the other's mouth.

She put out the fire, "Come on.", she took my hand and letted me into the tent. Twilight turned on the light hanging on the ceiling on the tent while I closed and locked the door.

She giggled as she pinned me to the mat (metaphorical mattress) with her on top.

"I am going to fuck you silly tonight.", Twilight said as she kissed and unbuttoned my pants with her hoof.

She took her kasa and wardrobe and tossed it to the side and left her sexy bandolier on,

"Oh you naughty girl.", we both laughed.

My pants began to get tighter and then pulled my pants off with her teeth.

"Oh we have both been naughty and I think we deserve a little punishment.", she winked at me.

She rubbed a hoof on my boxers and crotch, "Oh boy somepony is excited."

She fell over with her back on the mat with her tail on laid down on the mat_showing her privates and continued, "Care to take the honors?"

"Someone wants some punishment, you sure have been naughty.", I said as I took of my boxers and as well as everything.

I positioned myself over her, "I here by sentence you to hours of getting fucked!", she giggled and we kissed before
I thrusted the slowly positioned my cock so it aimed at the slit and I slowly inserted it. The ecstasy in our bodies grew for every inch I moved my stiff member. She hugged me as I held on to her shoulders as the muscles in her flank twitched in pleasure. I could tell Twilight was having a great time when she,

"OH OH OH, don't stop!"

...orgasmed loudly like crazy as my balls slapped against her butt,

"Fuck me silly Blake.", with that said I couldn't hold my urge nay longer and began in go faster.

"Oh ooooh man!", I said as I was on the verge of exploding in orgasm and oh man, nobody has no idea how good this feels. I kiss her neck and upper-front as we both panted.

"Holy motherfucker I am going to cum.", she said.

She did cum first then I did 5 seconds later as the cum went into her vagina.

When my penis exited cum spewed all over and we were at the same altitude_facing each other, "I'll *huff* never get tired *huff* this Blake."

"Most importantly I'll never get tired of you."

"I love you Blake."

"I love you too Twilight.", I put on my boxers and turned off the light.

I went under the covers with her, found each other's bodies with touch and kissed each other. Before we went out she turned away from me with my arm wrapped around her.

~Outside of Camp 700 hrs~

I woke up in the same position with Twilight. Twilight turned her body towards me.

"Sleep well?", Twilight said.

I kissed her on the lips, "Awesome as always!".

I heard a rumble coming from our sensors.

With our clothes still on we put on our gear while I took my Daul Fire G17 while Twilight took our her Maliwan Slag G36C.

"Sounds like it is coming from south, be ready.", Twilight said as I opened the door.

I gestured Twilight to follow me towards some rocks and we were looking at a bandit patrol just getting out of a bandit truck.

A bandit sergent spoke as he hopped out of his vehicle, "Let's see what skags we can eat or most importantly what shit we can loot."

I whispered to Twilight, "I count 6, they aren't aware of our camp or us.".

I took out my Explosive 870 and Twilight spoke as she put a hoof on the hilt of her katana while she held her G36C in her other, "This should be easy."

One of the other bandits spoke, "Wouldn't be funny if we got ambushed again?".

"WELL BE PREPARED TO LAUGH!", I yelled at them as I pointed my shotgun at them.

BOOM!

The Torque 870 sent a barrage of explosive pellets at them, blew up their vehicle and killed two while it stunned the rest_creating a plum of smoke all around them.

Twilight ran up the rock and jumped high over the smoke as it began to dissipate.

SLASH!

Twilight slashed an unwary bandit in half down the middle.

"IT'S AN AMBU-"

Another bandit was cut off by a barrage of my G17 fire bullets that lit him on fire.

With only two left (including the bandit squad leader),

"Oh why you fucking purp- AHHHH!"

Twilight used her decoy and went around in her cloak to cut an entire leg off from the hip, she took out her Tediore fire PDW and shot it at the other bandit with her remaining fore hoof_lighting the bandit on fire.

Still screaming in pain, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! FUC-", he was cut off by a katana to his back.

"Watch your mouth!", Twilight said as she removed the katana from the chest.

Covered in blood she licked the broad side of the blade_licking the blood off and putting it in her sheath.

I went over to her_putting in a fresh one into my shotgun and G17,"That takes care of those idiots.".

She looked at me and smirked, "Ready to go?"

"Off to the fridge."

~The Fridge entrance 1200hrs~

We stopped our vehicle at the door to the Fridge.

"Hey Angel, we are here so where next?"

"Go to the Highlands, I'll mark it on your map.", a blip changed coordinates on our maps.

I sighed, "Thanks", I replied dryly.

"Looks like we are walking.", Twilight said as she cocked her G36C.

"Let's move!", I said as I got out my U-100.

Next to the door was a wheel.

"I am going to turn this.", I said and as I turned it the doors opened.

"Whoa.", Twilight said as we looked upon the insides of a icy canyon, It appeared that the Fridge used to hold a Daul highway that went from where we were standing to the opposite end which was cut off by a broken highway bridge and gate.

We saw rat-like humans walking and patrolling around the area we were supposed to go through. Most of them looked like they were bandits with their guns, some had unusually long arms, some were midgets, some wore gas masks, all had rat-like hands and feet.

I checked my U-100, "Looks like we got company."

Twilight spoke, "Be careful, Tannis said that there were people that mutated and became like rats.".

I whistled loudly so they all could hear and they all turned, "Anybody call the exterminator!?".

"INNNNTRUDERSSSSSS DESSSSSSTROYYYYY THEMM.", one of the rats said.

Twilight smirked and cocked her M417 w/ shock, "Let's kick some rat-ass.",

BANG!

Twilight took the first shot and it hit a midget rat in the face.

Now we were in an all out war with bullets going everywhere. Twilight stood behind while I slid to cover. I took out my quadrotor with my LMG on it and it did it's work at flying through the air and picking rat bandits one by one.

BANG!

Twilight's sniper shock bullet hit a shield on a lab rat (one with big arms) by my cover and took it out. The lab rat did something not expected as he got stunned: it fired LAZERS from his eyes! The quadrotor shot it to bits before he could regain composure. I took out my corrosive CZ-807 shot a metal beam that supported the weight of a platform that held three rats and they all fell to their deaths below. I slid to the cover of the rumble and dissolved two more rat's faces off with it. With another lab rat next to me: with my bare hands I took his head and snapped his neck over my shoulder before he could get a good shot with his laser eyes.

BANG!

Twilight shot a rat in the head that vaulted over my cover, she then ran over to me with her sniper rifle and jumped to make a clear,

BANG!

quick-scope shot at another lab rat's shield. With my CZ-807 out of ammo in the gun: I removed the magazine and took out my G17 and incinerated the bastard's face off. With my G17 out of ammo in its magazine I took out the magazine, put a fresh magazine into both that and my assault rifle, cocked my CZ-807 and fired at two more rats behind cover.

Twilight jumped into the air to latch on to my quadrotor to get across to where three enemies were ahead of me. Before she made a jump I threw a slag bile at the group to stun to make them vulnerable.

STAB!

Her whole katana entered the top side of a rat's skull and went through his entire body with the blade sticking out of its bottom crotch. She took out her fire PDW with her other fore hoof and incinerated the other two with it. She removed the katana from the body and put it in her sheath. She removed the magazine from the SMG and took out her slag G36C and slid to cover.

She gestured to come over. I went over and shot a lab rat that was moving onto Twilight's position and slid to her.

"These guys aren't so bad!", Twilight said as shot a barrage of slag rounds at a group of rats.

"You said it.", I said as my quadrotor went in and shot a barrage of U-100 bullets at them.

She looked at her minimap, "The Highlands is just over there!", she pointed to a door as my drone disappeared into my inventory. In the way stood 2 tripod creatures that had yellow crystals at the bases of their legs.

Twilight spoke again, "If I recall, those are called crystalisks."

"Crystalisks, aren't those creatures those tripoded with valuable crystals on them like Roland told us about?"

She unsheathed her katana and activated her chidori, "Be sure to aim for the bases of the legs, they are the most vulnerable and be careful they are known to kill."

I pumped my explosive Remington 870, "Let's make ourselves some mothefuckin' money!".

BOOM, BOOM.

I shot two shells at one of them and it hit two legs and destroyed the two of the three leg's crystals. Despite the damage, the creature managed to throw shards of rock at my shield that could possibly kill.

BOOM

I shot the last leg and it toppled to the ground; dead. It blew up and raining yellow crystals everywhere.

"WOO! WE ARE RICH MOTHERFU- oh you gotta be kidding me!", I interupted my self as soon I saw 2 more crystalizes appear from the ground.

Twilight ran after her's and was showered with rocks from the cystalisk but the real Twilight was coming in from 90 degrees of the decoy and flipped over the crystalisk,

SLICE,

she spinned in the air with her katana like a saw blade and it split a third of the crystalisk_killing it, it exploded.

Twilight saw the other two crystalisks, smirked at them and said to them by me with her hand-fan out: "Come and get it boys!".

She threw it at one of the crystalisks and it splited apart into an explosion. I shot the other with two shotgun shells and it took off two of it's bases,

STAB!

Twilight in cloak stabbed it's third from behind with her katana.

"Man so much loot!", I said as I picked up the crystals on the ground and as I picked them up it added to my credit: about $28 dollars per crystal, motherfucker!

Twilight was waiting by the door, "Come on they are waiting for us!"

"Coming!"

Mission score:

Blake: 22 kills

Twilight: 32 kills

~The Highlands 1300 hrs~

After walking out of the Fridge, we encountered a beautiful grassland as_going as far as the eye can see and a cliff on the right with a waterfall with a bridge over it going over it.

Twilight gasped pointed a hoof, "Look!"

I gasped and saw the floating city of, "Sanctuary!", I attempted an echo message.

"This is Blake, Roland can you read me?"

"This is Roland and holy fuck I can hear you, Jesus you were gone for a day and we thought you guys were fucking dead."

Twilight spoke, "We are sure hard to kill alright.".

Lilith echoed in, "Holy shit are you guys alright? Where are you?"

I chuckled, "We are in the Highlands and if you had a telescope you'd see us waving to you."

"Nice now be sure to fast travel here, Lilith out."

"Copy that over.", Twilight said.

We saw a conveniently placed fast travel station, we pressed it but something happened:

The fast travel station spoke, "Error, station: Sanctuary, not found."

"Um Lilith it says you are no longer apart of the fast travel system."

"Oh shit I forgot: the phasing must've taken Sanctuary off the network, find a way to get here."

Twilight sighed, "Copy that, Twilight out."

I messaged Angel, "Angel, do you how to get Sanctuary back to the fast travel network?"

"Yes I detect a lunar beacon here in a hyperion base,...", she putted a blip, "take that lunar beacon and put it in the town of Overlook here...", she put another blip, "I'll explain more once you get there.".

"Should we trust her?", Twilight said.

"It looks like we have no other choice.".

10 Bright Lights, Flying city

~1/2 a mile away from the hyperion base 1500hrs~

We were just walking for about thirty minutes until Twilight stopped with her ears up and gestured for me to stop with a hoof.

I stopped knew better not to respond with anything vocal, then I heard something too: rocks from above us fell below, as if something was crawling along the walls of rock on the left.

I took out my U-100 while Twilight put a hoof on her P226 and in a split second,

BANG!

Twilight was quick enough to turn around send a shot in the direction of the noise and the bullet hit something. That thing came out of its cloak and fell to the ground with a bullet in it's head.

We took a closer look and it looked like some sort of lizard with a mouth similar to that of a skag, "I read of these things: stalkers.", Twilight said as she took out her fire PDW and cocked it.

I gestured to Twilight and we were back-to-back with my U-100 and her PDW as we saw somethings invisible walking on the grass around us.

A stalker got out of its cloak_and launching at me,

RATATATATA

In a split second I shot it to bits.

"Come on out!", Twilight said, they all uncloaked and we were now looking into a lot of angry and hungry looking faces.

RATATATATA,

We both fired in to the horde_taking at least six of them, but then a another jumped at the barrel of my gun when,

SLASH

Twilight slashed it horizontally in half in mid air.

I deployed my drone with my U-100 and saw a stalker jumping at Twilight,

RATATA!

I shot a stalker in the chest three times with my corrosive CZ-807 and it died before it landed at Twilight's feet and continued firing with Twilight.

Twilight ran out of ammo in her PDW mag when a stalker shot a needle at my shield, she removed the magazine from her PDW and took out her P226,

BANG!

she shot it in the chest then,

BANG BANG

she shot two more in a quick session that were lunging at her.

One lunged at me but was met with the butt of my rifle, out of ammo I removed the magazine of my rifle and switched to my fire G17,

BANG,

I shot another in the face_burning it's face off and killing it.

When we there were no more in sight: Twilight spoke,"Sneaky bastards aren't they?"

We turned to see a badass stalker come out of its cloak and we turned to face it.

We smirked and I spoke, "They are!".

We were quick enough to dodge in different directions before the stalker lunged at us. It turned to lunge at me but I was quick enough to run up the wall, jump off it and slide down the lizards tail. I jumped off it and I took out my G17 and fired a couple rounds at the beast's back.

I landed by Twilight as soon as the creature turned around and charged at us again to be faced with my explosive shotgun barrel in mouth.

BOOM

"Don't fuck with this couple.", I said as the shotgun blew it to bits from the inside. We put in fresh magazines into all our weapons and we were off to the hyperion camp.

~Hyperion facility 1530 hrs.~

The Hyperion base was basically like a cargo depot with part of it situated over a river which connected with the damn we were just at, the supposed lunar beacon was just beyond the river. Loaders and Jack's biotic engineers patrol the area.

"Looks like the Lunar beacon is in there.", I said looking through my binoculars with Twilight on a rock just far enough away from the base.

"I see not that many Jack's guys around, this shouldn't be that difficult.", she said looking though her shock M417 scope on a bipod while prone.

"Let's go get ourselves a beacon.", I said cocking my corrosive CZ-807.

"I'll cover you.",

BANG!

she scored a head shot on an unsuspecting engineer which blew his head off and sounded the alarm.

I only smirked at this, "This is going to be fun!".

"You said it!",

BANG!

she scored a hit on a surveyor as she whispered the wind speed and direction to her self.

I deployed my drone with my U-100 and it went to work on the loaders and engineers. I switched to my shock XM25 air burst grenade launcher and,

BOOM, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

It blew up and electrocuted 5 engineers behind cover. I slid behind a crate to get some cover.

BANG BOOM

Twilight hit an acid tank and it dissolved through a bunch of walking bots and destroyed them. A bot jumped on top of the crate and jumped to where I am at. I threw the bot over my shoulder onto the ground. I put my foot on the body and ripped the weapon arm from its socket. I took the arm and pierced the eye with it_killing it.

I climbed onto the crate and ran across it with my slag bile grenade. As I ran I threw it at at a group of four engineers and stunned them,

BANG

Twilight scored a double kill with one bullet to two of them,

I jumped into the air above them and,

STAB,

Just like an assassin I simultaneously impaled them with my tomahawk and my bowie knife when I landed safely.

Twilight stood up, jumped up, latched onto my drone to get to where I am, and slashed a loader in half by me.

"What's up?", Twilight said.

"Just kicking a lot of ass you?"

"Same.", she smirked.

We were in the middle of a maze of containers as I got out my corrosive CZ-807 while Twilight got out her slag G36C. I gestured Twilight to follow me along a container wall and I spotted four loaders.

"Loaders.", I pointed around the corner.

Twilight smirked and did a cart wheel to the other side of the containers where the loaders were at. As she did her cart wheel: she threw a corrosive kunai at one of the Loaders

BOOM!

The explosion's acid dissolve all the loaders and part of the containers around it to bits. I saw more engineers and loaders behind the explosion.

I gestured to Twilight with my slag bile_with them not aware of us yet, "Ready?"

She gestured back with her G36C: "Ready!"

I threw a slag bile around the corner and,

BOOM!

All the abiotic and biotic hostiles were stunned and covered in purple. Twilight climbed up the container she touched and fired shots down range to provide some cover fire while I rounded the corner and fired a couple rounds myself as I moved in on their positions. The combination of corrosion and slag was a deadly combination for both the loaders and the engineers. The drone that flew in from behind us added to the carnage. After killing them all, a badass loader, and a couple other gun loaders came from the top of the containers, above and in front of us and dropped down. I took over in a crate full of eridium bars that had its door dissolved by the acid while Twilight took cover behind a crate on top of the ground crates before the badass loader and the gun loaders fired their guns.

Twilight winked at me with her hand fan as she took it out.

"Here boys FETCH!", she threw it and it sliced off all the gun loaders' legs and turned to a vertical position and sliced the gun off of the badass loader. Stunned, my drone took out all the gun loaders but ran of ammo and teleported back to my digital inventory before it was able to finish off the badass loader.

"I got this.", I said as I pumped my Torque shotgun and,

BOOM

I rolled out of cover and took a shot in couch position_blowing the badass loader to bits. With all the hostiles in sight blasted and dissolved into the ground we found a peculiar cargo crate that looked more armored than the rest on the ground floor of the left side.

Twilight jumped down next to me with the crate, "Wonder what's inside.", she said fiendishly smirking.

I chuckled devilishly, "Let's see...", I press a green button on it and it opened.

"HALLELUJAH!", I cheered.

"One of your religious sayings?", Twilight asked.

"We say that when we come across a shit storm of awesomeness",

Twilight finished, "Who ever ordered this much stuff must be messed up in the head."

I rubbed my hands and said, "Lets see what they fucking got here!"

Blake's loadout:

Firearms: Hyperion LMG (Mark 48) w/ corrosive E. and bayonet, Daul assault rifle (AK 5C) w/ slag e., Torque pistol (FN57) w/ explosive E., Bandit shotgun (DAO-12), Tediore rocket launcher (AT4)w/ fire E.

Appearance: Polarized sunglasses, black trench coat, black shirt, and black jeans, and black boots.

Equipment: lightning storm grenade mod

Twilight's loadout:

Firearms: Tediore carbine (IMI Galil ACE 21) w/ shock E., Jakobs revolver (Remington .44 magnum) w/ corrosive E., Vladof SMG (PP-19 Bizon), E., Hyperion semi-auto sniper (kel- Tec RFB) w/ slag E. and ACOG,

Appearance: Black leather dress, polarized sunglasses, and mane tied into a ball with chopsticks.

Equipment: Slag crystal kunai bomb mod

In the middle of the armory stood something peculiar under some blue cover. I removed the covers to reveal something badass: an hyperion open, one-seater, mech., exo, suit with some unfamiliar guns on both arms, kinda reminds me of that mech from District 9.

"Holy fuck!.", Twilight said.

"HA HA HA HA HA Let's see what they think of this!"

Twilight got out of the way so I can pull the crouched mech out, I got in, "Woah!", I said as it turned on and stood up. The lid closed and I saw the specs on the hologram HUD:

Primary: minigun (right arm)

Secondary: scatter cannon (left arm)

Special: homing missles (back)

Abilities: jet pack

I also can control it just how like I move my legs and arms but I can't grab anything.

I turned to Twilight in the mech while turning the minigun, "Stay behind me alright?", she nodded as Twilight jumped onto my mech.

She took out her slag RFB and cocked it, "Let's kick some ass!"

We walked towards the draw bridge that was unfortunately closed off with an army of loaders and engineers on the other side.

I fired my homing missiles at them,

BOOM

As soon as the missiles hit and obliterated most of them: I ran towards the river and used my jet packs to get across, "HANG ON!.", I told Twilight.

CRUSH

An engineer was crushed under the weight of the mech, With Twilight off of me me I turned to the left and saw a super badass loader right in front of me,

BANG

My shotgun's (scatter cannon) blast tore our the eye before it was able to charge it's six massive guns. More loaders and bandits stood in front of us plus a constructor. They stood in the way of the courtyard that held the lunar beacon we need.

RATATATATATATATATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG

The combination of my minigun and scatter cannon took out the front line of loaders.

BANG BANG BANG,

Twilight helped by slaging and killing enemies with her RFB sniper rifle.

With my guns overheated I jumped into the air and crushed an engineer under my feet. I charged at the constructor and went through a lot of loaders and engineers like bowling pins to get there but,

WHACK

The constructor had it's shield up_knocking me back.

After I regain my composure in air: I readied my homing missles,

BANG

BOOM!

The constructor was obliterated before I landed, "I LOVE BLOWING SHIT UP!", Twilight yelled holding her rifle in the air.

"It's not over yet let's go!", we ran to the beacon and there it was in the courtyard.

AAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!

A huge thresher suddenly came out of the ground, grabbed the beacon with its tentacle and ate it,

"Did that thresher just eat the fucking beacon?", Twilight said.

"Mother! fucker!", I said looking dumbfounded and frustrated.

The thresher made its first move by making a slash with it's tentacle at me,

SLASH

the monster screamed in pain from Twilight's slash to it's arm, "I got you covered!"

The thresher went into the ground, "Damn it we need the beacon!"

With the ground shaking again my mech ran up a near by pillar to narrowly escape a thresher's tentacle from the ground. I jet packed off the pilar, aimed my minigun at the tentacle and,

RATATATATATATA

The tentacle was shot off. I changed directions in mid air towards the thresher's head and I did a tornado kick to the creatures face,

SLASH

after the kick Twilight made a slash one of the monster's eyes. Twilight had her PP-19 out while I turned my miniguns and

RATATATATATATATA

Before we could hit the thresher, it put up a wall of tentacles in the way to absorb the impact. Twilight took out her hand-fan and,

SLASH

it went through all the tentacles giving me a clear target. Out of ammo for my guns I found out it had a self destruct sequence so the mech jumped back at the creature. At the last second I ejected out of the seat and the creature took a whole bite of the mech.

BOOM

It's whole head exploded making our clothes all red.

We both looked at our clothes, "Oh fuck Celestia these were the shit and you said these were from what movie?"

"That movie I was talking about was the Matrix.", I saw the light coming from the body and sighed, "Do I have to?", and EWW I had to go through even more gore just to get the beacon out and Jesus it was really gross.

"Alright we have the beacon Angel.", Twilight said holding her nose with my around.

"Good now go to the town of Overlook and place the beacon there, you are going to need to set a perimeter "

"Why are you helping us?"

"Believe it or not I only lowered Jack's shields because he forced me too and I am just hate manipulating people and I am tired of it."

"I don't know if we should be trusting you but thanks if you are telling the truth that is.", I said.

I looked to Twilight as I cocked my Mark 48 LMG, and put it over my shoulder, "Let's go!".

She put a fresh magazine into her RFB and took out her ACE 21 carbine and put the strap around her shoulder, "Right behind ya!".

We walked through a small cave and we were at another part of the Highlands.

Jack broadcasted, "Now I know you fucks and you dick hunters are still out there, give up now and I promise... your deaths will be quick!".

"Bring it!", I mocked back at Jack.

"Oh you are that fucking Vault Hunter huh, well I don't know where or who you are, but hope you liked that speech because I lied about the last part, I am going to spend a looong time torturing you little shits to death.".

Twilight responded coldly, "Just you wait Ugly Jackass, a lot of pissed-off people want your head, any suggestions as to where we can put it?".

"Ha ha fucking cute, just wait until I have your kidneys ripped out while you watch.", said angrily and he left the echo.

"I think you had the last laugh.", I said smiling at her.

"Nah it was nothing.".

We stopped when we saw another hyperion outpost up ahead resting on the edge of a cliff. Two turrets lay on a wall in front of the base.

"The town of Overlook it through this Hyperion outpost.", I held my Mk 48 in my hands and spotted the turrets.

I gestured to Twilight to take them out, she nodded as she got out her RFB and rested it on a bipod on a rock. After 5 patient seconds,

BANG BANG

"Got em",Twilight damaged the turrets to where they no longer function. With the end of the barrel smoking she blew it and put a fresh magazine in her RFB.

She took out her shock ACE 21 carbine and turned the safety off, "I'll take point."

She galloped towards the gate while I sprinted after her and soon enough the alarm in the outpost sounded. We slid to the opposite ends of the open gate for cover. I looked around the corner and spotted at least 8 loaders and 10 combat engineers on patrol on the other side. I deployed my drone with my corrosive Mk 48 on it and took out my Slag Ak 5C, turned the safely off, and cocked it.

Twilight gestured to me for her to take point again and follow her. With them unaware of our presence Twilight rounded the corner to take a first shots,

RATATATATATATATA

she shot the shields while I rounded the corner second and covered them in slag. We slid to another cover
before they fired again. My drone went over the wall and,

RATATATATATATATATA

the drone dissolved three loaders while we shot the distracted engineers.

With them all dead in sight, "Move!", Twilight said as she and I put a fresh magazine into our assault rifles and putted one in the chamber.

We moved forward with my drone back in my inventory. We went left and right to get behind walls opposite from each other. Suddenly the moon station above sent 6 PWR loaders which held a metal fan-like grapple in each hand in front of us.

RATATATATATATA

we both fired but the bullets were deflected by the fans when aimed at the bodies, but Twilight and I only smirked when we took out our melee weapons.

When one got close it stopped it's fans and swung an arm at me, I ducked and quickly stabbed the robot in the eye. I took the robots arm and threw it at another bot_knocking it over,

STAB!

Twilight leapt into the air and stabbed the downed bot in the eye while it was on the ground. A nearby PWR loader tried to take a swing but,

SLASH SLICE

she slashed the robot's arm off and slice the robot in horizontally by the waist. Another bot tried to take a swing at her decoy while the real Twilight stabbed it in the eye from behind and twisted the blade. I noticed that the loaders had everything but their eyes covered so I took a swing with my tomahawk, threw it and it hit the eye between the fans. Another PWR loader on my left caught me off guard and took a swing at me,

BANG,

The loader suddenly fell face first with Twilight behind it with a smoking corrosive Remington .44 magnum. She blew the end of the smoking gun, put in a fresh round, span the cylinder, and span-holstered it.

"Thanks.", I switched back to my Mk 48 and put a fresh magazine.

"Your welcome.", she winked at me as she switched back to her ACE 21.

"OH GREAT BANDITS, GET THEM!", a combat engineer said from a perpendicular bridge above and ahead. The bridge above us had an hyperion HMG set up a with bunch of combat engineers ready to fire their assault rifles and SMGs. Behind and below the bridge stood a constructor and two badass loaders that came from a door from the side. I took out my fire Tediore AT4 laser guided launcher. I armed the launcher and threw it, the whole rocket turned in to a bunch of tinier rockets and headed towards the bridge,

BOOM

CRASH

The bridge collapsed as well as all the hostiles on the bridge_creating a mountain of rubble and burned bodies between us and the constructor.

"Let's go.", I said as we ran to the pile of rubble and went prone on the top of it. I put my Mark 48 bipod on the pile of rubble while Twilight had out her Tediore ACE 21,

RATATATATATATATA

Twilight took out the shields of the badass loaders while the acid from my ate through the metal, Twilight ran out of ammo for her Tediore so she threw it at the constructor,

BOOM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

...to take out it's shields.

"DUCK!", Twilight tackled me to behind cover as soon a the constructor charged its lazer and made a surveyor. The surveyor repaired the constructor and flew over our cover when the constructor's lazer overheated, I got out my DAO-12 with my right as it turned around and got close,

BANG!

the pellets blew it to bits. Suddenly the construtor began shooting missiles from the top. Our eyes widened and Twilight yelled, "MOVE".

The missles went in an arch but we ran towards the constructor to dodge them...

BOOM

...just in time.

I pointed my LMG while Twilight pointed her carbine at the red eye and,

RATATATATATATA

...we fired but the constructor had it's shields up in it's eye that absorbed the damage.

"HA!", Twilight yelled as she threw her hand-fan at one of the legs,

SLICE

the front leg came off and disabled the shield. As a last resort: it charged its laser again and fired at Twilight to find out that it was just a decoy. The real Twilight was in the air above it with her chidori katana and,

STAB!

'What is that blade made out of...?', I thought as she put her whole purple lightning katana in to the top of the metal beast. She removed the katana from it and back-flipped off. Without looking she put the katana in her sheath, walked towards me_away from the constructor with a fiendish grin.

BOOM

After being idle for ten seconds it made a huge blinding explosion that shook the ground.

I put my hand up and we did a high five/hoof, "Nice one!".

"You too!", Twilight responded.

We ran to a cliff that over looked well Overlook and it looked like a ghost town.

"Where is everyone?", I asked Angel.

"Everyone there is too sick to leave their homes."

"Well that explains it.", Twilight said said as we got our climbing gear.

We rappelled down to an empty tent. We went in through the tent. We heard Jack on the echo and a double rainbow in the sky above the town of Overlook, "*Crying* oh ho a double rainbow all the way! *gasps* What does this mean oh ho ho oh still going to kill you BTW!"

"The fuck was that about?!", Twilight said.

"I have no ide... *gasp* oh it is a double rainbow!", I made an orgasm noises as Twilight rolled her eyes and said, "Oh for fuck's sake!", she then pulled me with her hoof.

~Overlook 2000 hrs~

The town of Overlook we walked through was practically a ghost town, we heard coughing coming from the homes but nobody came out.

"Poor bastards.", Twilight said as we walked through the town.

"It is almost like a ghost town now, sad.", we stumbled upon the other side of the small town.

I echoed, "Alright Angel we are at Overlook."

"Before you place the beacon you should set a perimeter just to be certain."

"From what?", Twilight said.

"The beacon may attract more than just the fast travel, Angel out"

I looked at the Marcus 'Ammo Dump' and 'Gun' vending machines, "Let's get this place fortified."

We walked towards the vending machines, I looked at the gun vending machine holographic screen and grinned at what I was going to buy.

Twilight looked at me while she was looking through the 'Ammo Dump' shop herself, "Find something interesting?".

A huge black box fell out of the vending machine, "Oh you are going to love this.", I kicked it open to reveal the XM312 HMG .50 cal which I have to put together.

Twilight's jaw dropped and said, "Oh fuck me with a sword!".

"We have two possible choke points it seems, let's put...", I closed the case and carried it to a platform that overlooked (no pun intended) the two choke points, "...this here.", I opened the case again and took out the parts.

I looked at the holographic instructions that came with it and began putting it together while talking to myself, "Let's see this goes here and this goes here...".

While I was busy putting the beast together Twilight brought some Tripwire bombs, she put three equidistant for each choke point.

When I was done putting together the HMG, I noticed that the XM312 had a energy shield attachment on it which should help with the incoming projectiles.

~2100 hrs (1 hr later)~

I looked at Twilight who was coming towards me, "Hey Twilight you want to take the honors?", I offered her the Heavy gun.

She gasped, "Would I? Fuck yes!", she jumped into the seat of the XM312.

"Let's test this bitch out!", Twilight said as she put a round in the chamber and cocked it.

"Go ahead," I said.

BANG BANG BANG,

She fired a few shots into the ground,

"It works!", Twilight said.

~ First-line Defenses ~

2 choke points (2 and 10 o clock of XM312)

XM312 .50 cal w/ energy shield attachment on a tripod and behind sandbags(Twilight operated).

Tripwire bombs (3 and equidistant for each choke point)

Quadrotor w/ corrosive Mk 48 aiming at 2 o clock.

Blake's slag Ak 5C at 10 o clock.

Acid cloud IMS (place where choke points meet)

"Alright I think that is it for the permitter, ready Twilight?", I said as I cocked my Ak 5C.

She made cracking sounds with her neck, "Ready!", smirking.

"Alright Angel we are now going to put the beacon, ready?".

"Ready It may take a while for me to send you a fast travel so hold on until I do!"

I placed the beacon on the platform behind us and armed it.

"Beacon is placed, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!". I held my rifle in the air.

Jack echoed in angry, "Send troops down in Overlook, I want those fucktards DEAD NOW!"

"Just protect the beacon while I provide fast travel."

"ANGEL what are you doing those are the fucking BAD guys!".

The moon base shot down loaders at the ends of the two choke points.

"Come and get it while it is hot boys!", Twilight said as she looked down the scope of the HMG (2 'o' clock) and,

BANG BANG BANG,

The rounds tore through the metal's of the approaching loaders. The projectiles coming from the loaders only were absorbed by the cover or the shield.

RATATATATATATA

Me and my drone fired down the two choke points,

the acid ate through the shields.

[Twilight]XM312[EXP Loader]

[Twilight]XM312[GUN Loader]

[Twilight]XM312[GUN Loader]

[Twilight]XM312[GUN Loader]

[Blake]Slag Ak 5C[ION Loader]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[Gun Loader]

BOOM -1 tripwire (2 left at 2 o clock)

[Twilight]Tripwire[Badass Loader]

[Twilight]XM312[Super badass loader]

The shields from the ION loaders stood no chance against the purple little devil's HMG, Twilight turned to 2 o clock,

RATATATATATATA

[Twilight]XM312[HOT Loader (2x)]

My drone aimed down at 10 o clock,

[Blake]Drone[HOT loader (3x)]

[Blake]slag Ak 5C[WAR Loader]

"ANGEL!", I contacted her as I put a fresh magazine in my Ak 5.

[Twilight]XM312[Surveyor]

"I know I know I am trying to get you a fast travel and..."

[Twilight]XM312[EXP loader (9x)+ GUN loaders (5x)]

"...I need you to hang out a little longer."

Jack radioed in, "I am sending you everything EVERYTHING"

The moon station sent TWO constructors_stationed at each ends of the choke points.

"I don't think we have a little longer!", Twilight said,

BOOM -1 tripwire ( 2 left 10 o clock)

[Twilight]Tripwire Bomb[PWR loader (2x)+Gun Loader (2x)]

*Click click*, "Shit out of ammo.", Twilight said as she ran out of ammo for her XM312.

Me and my drone kept shooting the Constructor until,

[Twilight]Slag RFB[constructor (10 o clock)

My drone ran out of ammo so I got back my Mk 48 and put in a fresh magazine, I rested the bipod on the sand bags: 2 o clock.

BOOM BOOM -2 Tripwire bomb (0 left 2 o clock)

My corrosive raincloud IMS went off.

[Twilight]Tripwire bomb[EXP loader (6x)]

[Twilight]Tripwire bomb[BUL Loader (3x)]

[Blake]Acid rain cloud IMS[PWR loader (5x)+ ION loader (2x)+GUN loader (7x)]

Twilight took out her Tediore shock ACE 21 carbine and we fired at the constructor down range.

[Blake]corrosive Mk 48[constructor+ Surveyor (3x)]

[Twilight]shock ACE 21[Assist Kill]

Suddenly a fast travel station landed where the two choke points meet,

"There, nothing gets it faster than a death threat."

"Angel you and I are going to have a serious fucking talk."

"Ooooooh fffffff... Functions, I have to go."

"Thanks Angel", Twilight said.

~All clear~

Blake 79 kills $47,926 looted

Twilight 101 kills $121,679 looted

~Sanctuary 2300hrs~

As we walked through Sanctuary: we got a lot of praises and asking for autographs as we headed towards HQ.

We went inside and went upstairs to get to the briefing room where the two ex-vault hunters (Roland and Lilith) were,

Roland spoke first, "We meet again and holy fuck I thought you were goners!"

Lilith intervened, "They sure are a couple lovers of tough stuff for a unicorn and a 17-year old!".

We blushed at the comment and Twilight spoke, "Yeah, nobody messes with us.", we gave each other a high hoof/five.

"I'd like to-", I was interrupted when Angel appeared on the table,

"I am sorry to interrupt but we have little time!".

Roland spoke angrily, "GODDAMN IT, we told you to never contact us again!"

"I know you are angry right now but please listen."

Lilith spoke with sarcasm, "Yeah listen to the crazy bitch that nearly killed us back in Sanctuary, hey remember when you told us the Vault was full of loot?".

"I have the Vault Key with me."

I spoke, "Go on!".

I am in a place right here..., she put a blip on the map, "in a place called 'A Thousand Cuts'.", she paused and continued.

To get to my chambers you need to get past three hurdles and the first one is wall that only Hyperion personel can pass through.

Lilith spoke, "So like a death wall."

It is a wall made out of pure energy that is made to atomize anyone that passes through.

Twilight spoke, "So like a death wall."

"The second hurdle is called the bunker: the most high tech weaponry Hyperion can afford."

"Well it can't get any worse can it?", I spoke.

"The third and final hurdle is a door that will only open for Jack."

"And it can get fucking worse!", they all looked at me, "What?".

"And one last thing: under no circumstances: do not allow Lilith into my chambers, Angel out."

Roland sighed, "As much as I hate trusting her, I don't think there is any choice not to.".

Lilith spoke, "WHAT? No fuck that I am coming with you it maybe just a trap."

Twilight responded, "Well she would've made it sound possible if it was a trap!".

"Well trap or not I am coming with you!".

Roland spoke, "No you stay here and watch Sanctuary just incase this is just a diversion and now I think we have an idea on how to get past the first hurdle."

I noticed Mordecai's absence."Where's Mordecai anyways? I though he went back to Sanctuary!".

Roland responded, "That is where your mission comes in, to get past the first hurdle we are going to need to get a Claptrap upgrade so he can hack the wall off, and I'll have you meet Mordecai at this place...", he put in the coordinates on our map "...near the Wildlife Exploitation Reserve no later than 1100hrs sharp so rest up, any questions?"

We said and saluted in unison "NO SIR!"

"Dismissed"

"SIR YES SIR!"

~Vault hunter's room 2330 hrs.~

As soon as we closed the door behind us we were hugging and kissing to the bed with us in the covers and the lights off, the pleasure in touching each other's tongue was exhilarating as ever. Every inch explored with our tongues couldn't be compared to a lifetime in heaven.

We broke the kiss and there was a moment of silence and starring into each other's eyes with a hoof on my right chest and another around my shoulder before Twilight spoke, "That was amazing as always."

"Just like you!", I kissed her on the lips.

"I love you Blake.", she kissed me back with her tongue feeling my canines.

Twilight broke the kiss and I spoke,"I love you too Twilight.".

We made out one more time before she stopped illuminating her horn, "Goodnight my love."

"Night.", Twilight responded and we were soon fast asleep.

Author's Note

I hope you like the kill feed I put in I came up with the idea myself. :)

11.WER

~HQ~700 Hrs

"Hey Blakey Wakey", I get up to Twilight's words.

"A new nick name Twyla?", I opened my eyes to see Twilight rubbing my cheek with her hoof.

"Twyla? Hmmm I like that nickname it sounds tough but feminine at the same time. Twyla.", she said before she kissed my on the lips a second later.

"I like my original name sounds cool and only has one syllable, but you could call me Blakey for shits and giggles.", she giggled and I wrapped an arm round her to kiss her again.

We got dressed with all our gear on and headed downstairs to Twilight's favorite smell: BACON, fucking skag sausage, and of course pancakes!

We took a seat on a table next to Roland and Lilith when Lilith asked something, "Um has your girlfriend always eaten meat?"

We both laughed and I spoke, "Ponies are naturally herbivores but since she accidentally tried some bacon but she has taken a liking to it."

Twilight spoke, "Yeah, I am cool like that.", she said as she took a bite of her skag sausage.

We all laughed, "You are lucky you have a girl with balls.", Roland said.

Twilight said, "What?"

"It refers you being a badass girl.".

"Thanks Roland I am flattered."

"I love you Twilight.", I said as I kissed her on the table.

"Aw!", Roland and Lilith said in unison.

"I love you too.", she returned to kiss me.

I and Twilight broke our kisses put down our napkins, "Well I think it'd be best if we head out. "

~Cliff overlooking Wildlife Exploitation Preserve 900 hrs~

...SLASH!

[Twilight]Katana[Spring stalker]

BANG BANG BANG

[Blake]DAO-12[Badass stalker]

RATATATATATA

[Twilight]PP-19[Needle stalker]

[Twilight]PP-19[Needle stalker]

[Twilight]PP-19[Needle stalker]

"Wow you are here early!", Mordecai said as we walked up to his little camp site situated on a cliff that overlooked the base.

"Had to fight a whole mess of Stalkers to get here.", I said putting in fresh 12g buckshot rounds into my DAO-12 and holstering it.

"They were a pain in the ass!", Twilight said as she put a fresh magazine on to her PP-19 SMG and holstering it as well.

I notice his companion's absence, "Where's your companion?".

"Oh Bloodwing? She was snagged by those Hyperion bastards in Tundra Express and brought her here."

Twilight spoke with her ears down, "We are sorry brought it up."

"That's alright she can take care of herself and we have done this many times so no worries, Roland ECHO-ed ahead and the data you are looking for in on Bloodwing's collar.".

Twilight spoke,"Any idea where they are keeping her?".

"From what I have scoped out I see that they are keeping all the animals here at the enclosure.", he pointed to a place he chalk-mapped on the wall. We put the coordinates into our echos.

Mordecai continued and pulled out his Slag L96, "I'll be watching from above and tell you how to best go around the compound."

I cocked my corrosive Mark 48 while Twilight got out her shock Tediore ACE 21 and turned the safety off,

"Sounds like a plan.", I said as I turned to Twilight, "Let's go".

~front of main gate 1030 hrs~

RATATATATA

[Blake]Drone Mk 48[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Drone Mk 48[Gun loader]

[Blake]Drone Mk 48[Combat Engineer]

My little drone went over the entrance filled with hyperion troops and loaders, followed by us shooting our assault rifles with me taking point,

RATATATATATATA

[]Twilight]ACE 21[]Combat Engineer[]

[]Twilight]ACE 21[]Combat Engineer[]

[Blake]Slag Ak 5[BUL Loader]

An engineer with an exo suittried to punch Twilight but he was thrown over her shoulder with her magic and stabbed the engineer with her katana while he was on the ground.

[Twilight]katana[Engineer]

"Tango down.", she said.

BANG

[Mordecai]Slag L96[PWR loader]

With Twilight out of out of ammo in her magazine, she took it out of her rife and and switched her corrosive Remington .44 magnum.

BANG BANG

[]Twilight]corrosive .44 magnum[PWR loader]

[]Twilight]corrosive .44 magnum[BUL loader]

After clearing most of the area we headed towards the door to the docks, I shot the keypad and it opened for us, Twilight put a fresh mag in her rifle before we went in guns blazing.

RATATATATATA

[Blake]Drone corrosive Mk 48[PWR loader]

[Blake]slag Ak 5C[GUN loader]

[Blake]slag Ak 5C[GUN loader]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Badass Surveyor]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[PWR loader]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[WAR loader]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[combat engineer]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[combat engineer]

BANG!

[Mordecai]Slag L96[Engineer]

Mordecai shot an engineer in the chest who was about to whack me in the head.

A couple of combat engineers and engineers came out of a door on the left.

RATATATATA

BANG

[Mordecai]Slag L96[combat engineer]

Twilight pointed her weapon at the crowd.

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Combat Engineer]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Combat Engineer]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Combat Engineer]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Combat Engineer]

My drone fired shots at the crowd as well.

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[Combat Engineer]

With Twilight out ammo in her Tediore ACE 21, she cooked it and threw it at a group of loaders and took out her PP-19. My drone pointed its gun at the shieldless loaders.

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[GUN loader]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Kill Assist]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[GUN loader]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Kill Assist]

[Blake]Slag Ak 5C[ION loader]

[Twilight]Shock ACE 21[Kill Assist]

[Blake]Drone Corrosive Mk 48[WAR loader]

[Twilight]ACE 21[Kill Assist]

[Blake]Slag Ak 5C[WAR loader]

[Twilight]ACE 21[Kill Assist]

Twilight aimed her PP-19 on the right side.

RATATATATATATATA

BANG

[Twilight]PP-19[WAR loader]

[Mordecai]Slag L96[Kill Assist]

[Twilight]PP-19[Badass Surveyor]

[Twilight]PP-19[Surveyor]

She removed the magazine from her PP-19 and switched to her corrosive .44, a Engineer 's Exo suit tried to shoot a laser at her to find out it was just a decoy.

"Over here!"

He turned his head to see a Remington's barrel in his face point-blank with a hoof.

BANG!

She found another Engineer by her,

SLICE!

her katana went horizontally across his lower belly_spewing out his intestines.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!", he fell to the ground while holding his intestines and Twilight smirked and taunted, "Aw he's so sweepy he can't keep his wittle bawance!"

STAB!

TWIST!

she stabbed him in the stomach and twisted it with a katana_ending the painful death.

'Never piss her off!', I thought.

She took out her Tediore Shock ACE 21 while I took out the magazine in my Ak 5C and switched to my explosive FN57 pistol.

We slid to a barricade for cover before they fired again.

I saw a crane picking up a cargo crate going cover the group of hostiles, I aimed for the hook,

BANG

BOOM

CRASH

[Blake]Explosive FN57[GUN Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[GUN Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[GUN Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[PWR Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[BUL Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[WAR Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[WAR Loader]

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Badass Loader]

I peaked my head out of cover to see they are all dead from the falling crate. We stood raised our weapons in the air to celebrate in unison,

"WOOOOO!", we faced each other, "YEAH!", we said in unison and did a high five/hoof,

Mordecai ECHO-ed, "Nice one Blake, ooh watch out!"

BANG

]Mordecai[Slag L96[Surveyor]

He shot a surveyor flying towards me and I replied, "Thanks!"

"Your Welcome, now go through under this Hyperion highway,", he put the coordinates and continued, "Becareful though, that place is crawling with hostile creatures and Hyperion. I can't get a good shot so you are on your own.".

"Copy that over.", Twilight ended.

~Underpass of Hyperion Highway 1200 hrs~

The highway was closed off, so we stood at the gate of the highway over the pit of skags.

I had out my DAO-12 shotgun while Twilight had her PP-19 SMG,

Twilight looked at the skags below while putting a fresh magazine on it and pulling it back, "Yum, I want a fucking double skag burger when we get home."

I laughed and put the last shell into my DAO-12 and put the strap over my neck, "Roland sure knows how to make em'!"

She made cracking sounds with her neck, spat at the ground, and spoke, "Lets go!",

"God I fucking love it when she does that.", I thought.

I deployed my Drone with my corrosive MK 48 while we jumped off the platform,

RATATATATATATATA

[Blake]Drone w/ Corrosive Mk 48[Pup Skag]

[Blake]Drone w/ Corrosive Mk 48[Whelp skag]

[Blake]Drone w/ Corrosive Mk 48[Adult Skag]

[Blake]Drone w/ Corrosive Mk 48[Adult Skag]

and each of us landed on a skag, with me pointing the gun on my injured skag while Twilight took out her Tanto and stabbed her's in the eye.

BANG BANG BANG

[Blake]DAO-12[Elder Skag]

[Twilight]Tanto[Elder Skag]

A skag ran up to and tried to... um puke on Twilight?

SLASH!

It only puked on the decoy as it was slashed horizontally from it's mouth to it's end with a lit up katana with a left hoof. Twilight saw three spitter skags about to spit (corrosive stuff) and took out her Slag RFB with her right-hoof a second later,

BANG BANG BANG

[Twilight]Katana[Barfing Skag]

[Twilight]Slag RFB[Spitter Skag]

[Twilight]Slag RFB[Spitter Skag]

[Twilight]Slag RFB[Spitter Skag]

At that same moment I saw a skag about to pounce on me from the left side of me, with one hand I put the end of the gun in it's mouth and half-a-second later,

BANG,

[Blake]DAO-12[Whelp Skag]

Another skag tried to shoot it's tongue at me from my right-hand side, I moved my body back to barely avoid it. While it was still in the air, I grabbed the tongue and pulled it hard. The force launched the offending skag towards me while I took out my bowie knife,

STAB, right down its throat_puncturing it's wind pipe,

[Blake]Bowie Knife[Adult Skag]

I quickly took the knife out and flipped it so I was holding the blade of it. I threw it at an Alpha Skag's center chest behind me,

STAB

Despite the good precision and accuracy, it was only deep enough to puncture the chest bone's marrow it seemed.

It was about to charge at me when,

KICK!, Twilight kicked the handle of the knife in deeper_ knocking the creature back. Still not fatal: she took out her corrosive .44 magnum with her right hoof and took out the knife with her left hoof. She put the barrel on the gun into the wound,

BANG, the bullet went in and bounced around in the torso area_causing a lot of internal organ failure,

[Twilight]Corrosive .44 magnum[Alpha Skag]

[Blake]Bowie Knife[Kill Assist]

While she did that I caught the last skag: a badass skag.

"UMF!", I cried as it tried to pounce me, but my quick thinking skills were put to work. I quickly took out my Tediore fire missile launcher, pulled the pin, and shoved it down its throat before it could take a bite at my face. I kicked it away from me with my two legs and rolled backwards away from the creature.

Choking on the rocket launcher,

BOOM, the badass skag was incinerated from the explosion,

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Badass Skag]

We saw even more skags (and badass skags) coming from the dens and opposite of it was a building we are supposed to cross.

"Fall back!", Twilight said and I nodded.

We ran towards the building and while we fired with our guns at the pursuing skags and my drone teleported back to my inventory after so much killing.

Twilight got to the door first and opened it to find it leading into pitch-blackness. With me still running at the door, she took out her PP-19,

RATATATATATATA

[Twilight]PP-19[Adult Skag]

[Twilight]PP-19[Pup Skag]

[Twilight]PP-19[Adult skag]

[Twilight]PP-19[Whelp Skag skag]

Twilight gestured to me_providing cover fire while I run towards the door, "Come on!"

BANG BOOM, I aimed for the mouth of a skag as I continued to run,

[Blake]Explosive FN57[Elder Skag]

Twilight was desperate, "HURRY!"

As soon as I was only a yard away from the door, a skag broke my shield pounced on me_giving me a few scratches.

Twilight held my hand with her magic and her RFB in her hoof and aimed it at the mouth,

BANG BANG BANG,

[Twilight]Slag RFB[Elder skag]

Out of ammo: she dropped the gun outside and pulled me,

With one last rocket in my Tediore, I armed the AT4 and threw it at the skags at the last second before she closed the door and locked it.

BOOM, as soon as we heard the banging on the door has stopped,

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Pup skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Pup skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Adult skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Pup skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Adult skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Whelp skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Adult skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Badass skag]

[Blake]Tediore Fire AT4[Badass skag]

"Thank Luna you are alright.", Twilight said illuminating only us and letting out a tear as she pulled me into a kiss.

I put a syringe into my thigh to heal my injuries, "I am alright Twilight, just stay strong, hey...", I put two hands on her shoulders, "We'll get through this okay.", I kissed her on the lips again.

Once I broke the kiss, "Now lets find the on switch."

"There!", Twilight pointed a hoof to a green light besides us.

I pressed and Twilight gasped at what we saw.

"I think we have hit the mother load." I said.

The room was only a hall way but it held many closed Hyperion crates,

Twilight smirked and rubbed her hooves, "Let's get looting.", she said as she pressed the open button on a weapon's crate.

~Ten minutes later~

Blake's Loadout:

Firearms: LMG (H&K MG4)w/ slag E. and bayonet, Hyperion Assault Rifle (Steyr AUG A3), Akimbo Maliwan pistols (compact .45) one shock E, one Corrosive E., Vladof Shotgun (SAIGA-12) w/ fire E and drum magazine., and Hyperion E-tech single-shot grenade launcher.

Melee: same

Appearance: same.

Equipment: same.

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearms: Vladof carbine (AKS-74U) w/ corrosive E., Hyperion semi-automatic magnum pistol (.44 Automag), Daul Bolt-action rifle (Steyr Scout Elite) w/ shock E., and Maliwan SMG (MX4 Storm) w/ slag E.

Melee: Katana, Tanto, and Karambit Knife

Appearance: same

Equipment: same

Twilight pulled back her .44 Automag, went up to the door on the otherside and aimed point-blank at the lock with us at each opposite end of the door.

BANG, Twilight kicked it open. Twilight carefully peaked her head around the corner to see the outside again in a green field that laid under the highway with tall-ass mushrooms.

I turned the safety on my Fire SAIGA-12K while Twilight had her MX4 Storm cocked and in her hooves, "I'll take point", I gestured. With our guns on our shoulder's, I went into the field first while Twilight had my back.

"Hey Twi-", she interrupted me with a "Shh" gesture and pointed up ahead at the grass. I then noticed some invisible creatures walking on the grass.

I took out a lightning storm grenade that was shaped like a frisbee,

"Here boy's fetch!", it got their attention and I threw it. The disk flew up and hovered above the stalkers_creating a lightning storm that shot lightning at the stalkers. The lightning took out all their cloaks and electrocuted some to death,

[Blake]Lightning storm grenade[Spring Stalker]]

[Blake]Lightning storm grenade[Spring Stalker]]

[Blake]Lightning storm grenade[Needle Stalker]]

[Blake]Lightning storm grenade[Ambush Stalker]]

"Clear to engage", I gestured with my right hand and

BANG BANG BANG RATATATATATATA, we fired at what stalkers we could see.

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Needle Stalker]]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Spring stalker]]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Spring stalker]]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[[Spring Stalker]]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[[Ambush Stalker]]

Three stalkers uncloaked from behind us,

STAB, Twilight's decoy was enough to get her behind a stalker and stab it in the back,

One of the Two stalkers tried to pounce on me but Twilight caught it mind air with a thrown shuriken in the neck while I fired a couple rounds at the last stalker.

[Twilight]Katana[[Ambush Stalker]]

[Twilight]Shuriken[[Spring Stalker]]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[[Needle Stalker]]

The remaining stalkers were now cloaked. I removed the empty magazine from my shotgun, took out my Slag MG4. Twilight did the same with her MX4 and switched to her .44 Automag.

RATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG, I rapid fired into the fired full of crushed grass while Twilight was busy taking out an uncloaked stalker behind her in the mouth with only one hoof and others cloaked behind me,

[Blake]Slag MG4[Needle Stalker]

[Blake]Slag MG4[Slag Stalker]

[Blake]Slag MG4[Cyclone Stalker]

[Blake]Slag MG4[Needle Stalker]

[Blake]Slag MG4[Needle Stalker]

[Twilight].44 Automag[Ambush Stalker]

[Twilight].44 Automag[Ambush Stalker]

[Twilight].44 Automag[Spring Stalker]

I spotted an uncloaked Badass stalker charging at me from the right. I quickly put away my MG4 and took out my dual shock and corrosive compact .45s. As soon as it was going to touch me, I jumped used my foot on its face to get some leverage and jump flipped to get a couple shots from behind it,

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, I shot my two pistols alternatively until they were out in the magazines. The acid only dissolved through the back skin_revealing the muscle and the shock only was enough to stun it but it was still in action after. I let the magazines from my pistols to drop towards the ground and disappear into my inventory. I took out my Fire SAIGA-12 and put a fresh magazine in it and cocked it. It turned around and charged,

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

It stopped to roll and scream in pain until all the internal organs were cooked from the flames,

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Badass Stalker]

Twilight was also dealing with an uncloaked SUPER Badass stalker of her own from her left, it was about to bite her to find out it just went throught her like air, the real Twilight came from above,

STAB, in the head the katana went.

[Twilight]Fire SAIGA-12K[Super Badass Stalker]

I spotted three stalkers on a mushroom but then,

BOOM, an explosion of eridium shards exploded on the mushroom from Twilight's special kunai grenade.

[Twilight]Slag Crystal Kunai[Needle Stalker]

[Twilight]Slag Crystal Kunai[Needle Stalker]

[Twilight]Slag Crystal Kunai[Needle Stalker]

As we headed towards the room we are supposed to go next Mordecai ECHO-ed, Alright see that building up ahead?.

BANG BANG

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Spring Stalker]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Spring Stalker]

I spotted an ambush stalker about to pounce,

*click click*,

RATATATATATATA, she took out the offending stalker while I removed the magazine from my SAIGA-12K and took out my AUG A3.

[Twilight]MX4 Storm[Ambush Stalker]

Twilight ECHO-ed back, "We are- hold on.", she took out her katana with her teeth, charged it, and did a spin-flip

SLASH, she was like a saw blade as she sliced a stalker in half symmetrically.

[Twilight]Katana[Badass Stalker]

"That building over there is where they are probably keeping Bloodwing.",

RATATATATATATA, I hip-fired and took out all stalkers blocking the bridge to the captivity.

[Blake]Steyr AUG A3[Badass Stalker]

[Blake]Steyr AUG A3[Slag Stalker]

[Blake]Steyr AUG A3[Needle Stalker]

[Blake]Steyr AUG A3[Needle Stalker]

[Blake]Steyr AUG A3[Ambush Stalker]

I ECHO-ed back, "Affirmative ov-",

"Motherfucker, LOOK OUT!", I was interupted when Twilight slid to a rock for cover and used her magic to propel me behind cover from incoming bullets.

Once the firing stopped I peaked to see a super badass loader and a couple loaders and Hyperion personel coming out of the building infront of us.

Jack ECHO-ed and chuckled, "You know I was going to figure out how to lure you in here but you just kinda showed up, thanks for the saving trouble kiddo!",

We said nothing as I pulled out my single E-tech grenade launcher, "Let's see what this baby does.",

BANG, my grenade launcher opened up like a flower as it shot a ball of hot-blue plasma that went through the air and at the Super badass loader and most of the hostiles,

BOOM!

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Super Badass Loader]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[GUN Loader]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[GUN Loader]

Mordecai ECHO-ed back, "If you lay a finger on Bloodwing I'll rip your fucking eyes out."

With the stragglers stunned by the blast: I threw out my Quadrotor Drone with my corrosive MG4 on it, while I and Twilight vaulted over the cover and went in guns blazing with our assault rifles.

RATATATATATATATA

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[ION Loader]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[PWR Loader]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Engineer]

[Blake]AUG A3[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]AUG A3[Combat Engineer]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[BUL Loader]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[BUL Loader]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[Surveyor]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[Badass Surveyor]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[WAR Loader]

"Hmp cute.".

The last two hostiles were EXO-suit Engineers and one of them charged at me.

Out of ammo for my AUG A3: I used my MG4's bayonet to stab the charging one in the stomach,

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!", he screamed and gurgled,

I smirked, lifted him of the ground with the blade, and,

RATATATATATATATA, held down the trigger until his body went limp. I threw him over my back to dispose of him.

Twilight's opponent stood there in fear at her until from behind,

SLASH, The real Twilight used her katana in her hooves to slice him diagonally though the torso area and right arm. It took ten seconds after the initial strike for his upper chest area and right arm to squirt out blood, slide, and fall off.

She sliced through the air again to get rid of the blood off of it and put it in her belt.

With an impressed look on my face, she put a put a fresh magazine in her Slag MX4 Storm and pulled back the charging handle, "Let's move!", she said.

I put in a fresh magazine into my AUG A3, "Right behind you crazy girl!", I said as I followed her into the building.

~Captivity 1200 hrs~

We went through the hallways full of dangerous wildlife of all kinds behind orange forcefields.

RATATATATATATATATA, BOOM

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Combat Engineer]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]AUG A3[BUL Loader]

A Hyperion Employee desperately tried to call for back up to his impending doom on a wall-communicator, "WE NEED BACK-UP OV-!", he was cut off by a thrown shuriken going across his throat_getting blood on the device. Twilight continued with the conversation, "Come and and get fucked!", she shot the device with a .44 Automag and laughed maniacally.

Before we went into Bloodwing's: we saw a room on the right when I spoke, "Want to see what's over here?".

"Sure!"

We just found ammo for our guns until Twilight found a suprise in a card board box, "JIIIIIIMMMMMEY JEKKKIIIIINNNNNSSS!" .

She immediately threw the tiny blue loader over her shoulder and,

BANG, Right in the eye with her .44 Automag, "The fuck was that?", Twilight said panting,

"I have no clue!".

~Bloodwing's Cell 1230 hrs~

We went into Bloodwing's cell to find a mess of blood and feathers on the floor below her tree,

"Dammit", I quietly said to myself as I kneeled down to inspect one of the feathers.

Twilight ECHO-ed, "The package is not in the cell, I repeat the package is not in the cell, over"

"Shit motherfu- oh wait! I see something happening at this building which I believe is the observation wing.", he put in the coordinates, "here, that must be where they are keeping her, over."

"Affirmative, don't worry we'll find her, Pi out."

I spoke to Twilight, "So-"

Twilight interrupted, "Yeah let's go!"

We had to go through the control room until,

"THERE THEY ARE! GET THEM!", we saw multiple combat engineers out in the hallways of the shelter.

I saw the panel and we both smirked, "Lunch time!", I yelled as I pressed the button to shutdown all the forcefields and locked all the ways out in the hallways.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH", we walked away and smirked from the bloodbath that was taking place.

~Observation Deck 1400hrs~

RATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG,

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[ION Loader]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Combat Engineer]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Combat Engineer]

After hours of non-stop fighting through the building we jumped down a short elevator shaft that led to courtyard,

I spoke to Twilight as I pulled out my AUG A3 while she pulled out her Corrosive AKS-74U, "She should be he-"

I was interrupted by Jack, "Want your birdbrain back huh? Fucking shame, I was doing some interesting eridium experiements with her-"

we saw Bloodwing now many times bigger than her original size, covered in slag, coming out of a platform ahead of us.

"Hate to see her go but to hell with it.".

SCREEEEEECH!, she opened her wings in a threatening stance and flew straight up into the air.

Mordecai ECHO-ed, "Oh my God.".

She belched a slag at us but we quickly slid to a pair of crates before it hit.

"Just give it up Fucko, Bloodwing's got everything at her disposal: Fire, Electricity, Corrosion, slag, and... Fuck, what was the last one."

I spoke first and switched to semi-auto on my AUG, "Alright, switch to semi-auto, we are not going to kill Bloodwing but just enough to subdue her."

She switched to semi auto as well and said, "Oka- GET DOWN!", she used her magic to lower my head from Bloodwing's slag bile.

She aimed straight towards us, "AIM FOR THE LEGS!", I said.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, we pulled the triggers on our assault rifles. We put some bullets into the legs but not enough to stop her,

"MOVE!", Twilight yelled as we vaulted over the cover and dived forwards to clear of the her bomb when Mordecai ECHO-ed angrily, "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING BLOODWING THOSE ARE OUR FRIENDS!".

The bird landed and charged through the crates after us. She stood in front of me and tried to hit me horizontally with a flaming talon. I bent back enough to dodge it and back-flip-kick Bloodwing in the face,

She then spit out some blood and looked at me while I hold my hands up in defense,"Sorry Bloodwing-"

"RRRAAAAAAARR", she screamed at she went for a shocking headbutt,

SLASH!, Twilight used her katana to slash just the skin and some of the muscle of her leg to stun her.

"-but you LEAVE-", I took her by the neck and,

PUNCH!, "-ME-"

ELBOW!, "-NO-"

ELBOW!, "-FUCKING-"

FLYING KNEE, "-CHOICE!"

The flying knee hit sent her stumbling backwards,

She tried to throw up a stream of corrosive stuff at me but I quickly rolled to the right and,

KICK!, Twilight interrupted it's stream with a flying kick to the side of the face.

Bloodwing used a wing to hit Twilight and send her crashing to a wall, ""TWILIGHT!"

I pulled out my dual Compact .45 and aimed for each leg angrily,

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG,

SLASH, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH", I screamed as it broke my shield and gave me a huge talon-cut on my chest.

I was pushed back and laying on the ground_coughing up blood.

"RRAAAAAAAARRR."

Bloodwing flapped her wings hovered upwards and hovered above the courtyard_ready to divebomb at me and mutilate me,

"SCREEEEE-," BANG, it was interupted by a shot to the legs by one of Twilight's Sniper bullets from her shock Scout Elite while laying against a wall and said, "Nobody hurts my boyfriend!"

She screeched and fell to the ground unconscious from shock.

"BLAKE!", she trotted over to me with a syringe in her magic as I slowly fell into unconsciousness.

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*, I woke up to Twilight crying on me.

She hugged me and kissed me, "Thank your God you are alright."

I broke the kiss,"What happened?"

"You were unconscious for a minute after Bloodwing slashed you, I got to thank Dr. Zed for these."

I realized something, "BLOODWING SHIT!"

We ran over to Bloodwing's subdued body when Mordecai ECHO-ed, "Thanks for not killing her, now lets take her to Dr. Zed to-",

I snatched the Claptrap upgrade from Bloodwing's collar when Jack interrupted Mordecai, "Oh I remember-!",

Bloodwing lifted her head up and we heard beeping sound, "THREE!"

I widened my eyes, "Oh no!" "TWO!"

"LOOK OUT", Twilight used magic to tackle me out of the vicinity.

"RAAAAAARRRR", "ONE"

BOOM!, "EXPLOSION MOTHERFUCKERS HURRAY!"

Mordecai ECHO-ed, "NOOOOO, BLOODWING FUCK YOU JACK, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING JACKASS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!", I heard Mordecai crying, "Bloodwing no oh oh oh.". I heard him muffling his cries.

12 The Once and Future Slab

Apologies if the supposed enemies in the kill feeds are brown.

~Sanctuary HQ 2100 hrs~

Me and Twilight can't sleep at what just happened at the courtyard. Bloodwing was dead and we held each other as we heard muffled cries,

Jack made a public ECHO, "And that is what happens when you mess with me, Mordecai. You better surrender now or that dumb ass bird is just the beginning. Now where is that viol- Ah ha!",

VVVRYEHEJRIN!,

"Shut the fuck up, It would've been hilarious if I found it earlier."

Mordecai was sobbing in a room next to us, "HE KILLED MY BEST FRIEND! YOU HEAR ME JACK? I'll KILL YOU, YOU UGLY PRICK!".

I heard Roland, "I am sorry for your loss."

I heard Lilith speek as well, "I am too Mordecai!"

"It wasn't your fault guys, she was a good friend, no a special friend!".

Twilight hugged me tighter and pulled me into a hard kiss. She made a tear and said, "We are going to make this bastard pay I swear to your Jesus."

I held her tighter, "You said it, it is strange, I was never properly introduced to the bird, but I felt like I was close to her you know, not that I liked her or anything"

"I see what you mean", we pulled into another kiss and cried knowing things could've gotten a lot worse.

~HQ 600hrs~

"You soldiers drink?", Roland said handing out a bottle of beer.

We (except Mordecai who was sobbing and drinking up stairs) were at the breakfast table downstairs. None of us were really fit to eat much because of the emotional trauma we experienced last night.

"We don't drink.", Twilight sighed and continued.

"Poor guy.", Twilight said as she drank her coffee in a tin can.

"Don't worry Mordecai, we'll make Jack pay!", I said angrily as I cleaned out my nails with my bowie knife and drank my root beer (what? I am Seventeen!).

"Well I am full.", Lilith said_putting down her napkin with her breakfast nearly untouched.

"So what's the plan?", Twilight said to Roland.

"I think I know how to get past the second hurdle: the Bunker."

~Thousand Cuts 1200hrs~

We were situated at a pair of vending machines, I pulled up my ECHO's map, "Looks like this is the place."

Twilight spoke, "So to get past the second hurdle: the bunker, we need to-", she takes out a slip of paper and pulls up the objective screen in her ECHO, "-pass his "initiation" and take this to the so-called Slab King so we can get some support?"

I bought some ammo for my AUG A3, put a magazine in it, pulled back the charging handle and put it in my holster, "Sounds crazy doesn't it?"

"I hope this plan will work, we have to fight a mess of bandits to get to him.", she said as she cocked her Slag MX4 storm, put it away and took out her Shock Scout Elite bolt-action sniper rifle.

"Look," I pointed left of the path way to find a huge Hyperion-owned mountain in the distance with a waterfall , " that is where Angel is supposed to be, and there's the death wall in front according to this map and here on the right is where the Slab king lives.".

"Didn't Roland say he got mad after someone killed his dog?"

"We should be careful then.", I said as I pulled out my slag MG4 and cocked it.

~Somewhere in the camp by a cliff.~

"PLEASE SOMEBODY ANY BODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE IN THE FACE COME ON!", a psycho said with arrows pointing at his face and his fellow bandits just walked right past him, "BANG BANG BANG BANG, ANYBODY! NOT THE LEG NOT THE SPINE NOT THE ARM IN THE FUCKING FA-"

BANG!, "Thank you!".

The alarm sounded and the Slab king ECHO-ed, Looks like we got bitches to kill!

~Twilight Sniping while hanging from a rope on a wall of rock.~

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Psycho]

Twilight looked out of her scope, "Your welcome.", she ECHO-ed to me "Blake you are in over?"

She looked through her scope again,

BANG BOOM, her bullet went through a head in a guard tower, into another's behind it, and into an flammable oil tanker.

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Elite Marauder]

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Crazed Marauder]

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Crazed Marauder]

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Killer Marauder]

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Marauder]

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Marauder]

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Marauder]

She took out a crossbow with a zip line in it and shot it at a taller building ahead of the guard tower.

~In the camp.~

RATATATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG BOOM, I saw the guy in the guard tower taken out as I made my way into the camp.

[Blake]Drone w/ slag MG4[Shotgun Midget]

[Blake]Drone w/ slag MG4[Marauder]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Brute]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Midget Goliath]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[suicide Psycho]

I slid to a beat up car for cover

"I hear you over so whe-"

BOOM, a whole mess of purple crystals stabbed and slagged a couple hostiles while Twilight zipped to a balcony on the second floor on the left of me.

[Twilight]Eridium Crystal Kunai bomb[Brute]

[Twilight]Eridium Crystal Kunai bomb[Badass Marauder]

[Twilight]Eridium Crystal Kunai bomb[Crazed Marauder]

[Twilight]Eridium Crystal Kunai bomb[Psycho]

[Twilight]Eridium Crystal Kunai bomb[Psycho]

[Twilight]Eridium Crystal Kunai bomb[Psycho]

She took out her MX4 storm,

RATATATATATATA, and fired on the three hostiles on the balcony,

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Killer Marauder]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Killer Marauder]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Badass Marauder]

Two psychos each busted down a door that led to the balcony. Twilight disarmed the first psycho and sliced the head with her katana and threw it at the other psycho's shield and in face. Twilight went over to pick the lit up katana and switched to the canted iron sights on her Shock Scout Elite,

BANG, "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCK!"

to stun a raging midget goliath coming at me in the leg.

"You mad?", Twilight said before...

BANG, she shot him in the head

RATATATATATA, my quadrotor went into a window of Twilight's building on the first floor to clear it out before it went out of the second floor.

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[midget goliath]

[Blake]Drone w/ slag MG4[Psycho]

[Blake]Drone w/ slag MG4[Psycho]

[Blake]Drone w/ slag MG4[Psycho]

[Blake]Drone w/ slag MG4[Psycho]

Crouched behind cover, I peaked over it to get a shot at a couple psycho midgets running at me.

BANG, and all at once they were turned black.

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Psycho Midget]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Psycho Midget]

[Blake]Fire SAIGA-12K[Psycho Midget]

Twilight crouched behind cover on the balcony, pulled the bolt on her sniper rifle and switched to her Slag MX4 Storm. A building twice as tall sits next to the farside of the building Twilight was in.

"TAKE THIS WINDOW!", a bandit was heard in the building.

CRASH, the bandits inside the second story broke the three windows on the right side of the building and another one broke the one on the right side of the close side of the building.

"Oh shit!", I said as I rolled right behind a one-story building that touched the car I used as cover.

RATATATATATATA

[Bandit]KILLED[Drone]

BAM

With my back against the building I was in, I looked to my left-hand side to the noise of a grenade-suicide psycho kicking open a door.

I hit him in the face with the butt of my shotgun, removed a pin from the grenade he was holding, and took it.

With him stunned I immediately shoved the grenade down his pouch of grenades and kicked him towards his squad members behind him. I shut the door and dived to the right.

BOOM, goes the windows and the hinges on the door.

[Blake]KILLED[Suicide Psycho]

[Blake]KILLED[Psycho]

[Blake]KILLED[Marauder]

[Blake]KILLED[Marauder]

[Blake]KILLED[Goliath]

I switched to my AUG A3 and went into kill any stragglers while crouching to avoid the bandit's fire in the second story building. They have forgotten about one person... or pony in this case.

Twilight saw that she had the least aggro and leaped to a pole that led to the flat roof of the building. She climbed it and scoped the position of the diverted bandits through a broken glass pane.

She whistled to get their attention to stop firing, "Over here boys!".

They looked up and yelled: "SHOOT HER!".

RATATATATATATATA

STAB,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

The real Twilight jumped through the window at the close side of the building and stabbed a bandit through a shield and into his left kidney area with her shocking katana in a left fore-hoof. With her human shield still alive and taking friendly fire, she used a right hoof to take out her .44 automag.

BANG BANG,

One bullet went through a forehead and an eye while the final bullet severed a spinal cord in the neck area_killing the two marauders. She kicked the dead human shield off her sword and took out her Shock Scout Elite to pull back the bolt on it. She trotted up to the window at the far end and smashed it with the butt of her gun.

BANG

I saw a brute getting hit with a shocked sniper bullet in the head near the far end of the long, one story building I am in after assault rifling a battalion of bandits inside a sort of bathroom with stalls.

[Twilight]Shock Scout Elite[Badass Marauder]

RATATA RATATA RTATATA

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Marauder]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Marauder]

[Twilight]Slag MX4 Storm[Marauder]

CRASH, Twilight used a zipline to break through a window with one hoof, an MX4 Storm with the other and rolled to absorb the impact. With all the bandits killed in the room: I put put a fresh magazine in my AUG while Twilight reloaded her Slag MX4 Storm and took out her Corrosive AKS-74U.

We both went to the door left side of the room.

"I'll take point.", Twilight said as she took a side of the door and,

BAM, kicked it open while I threw my reloaded drone out the window,

Twilight and I slid to a metal barricade for cover that separated us from a fairly narrow gorge before the drone fired at the incoming hostiles on the other side including a badass Goliath with a minigun out in the open.

We pointed our guns and everyone fired,

RATATATATATATA RATATATATA RATATATATA!

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[Badass Marauder]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[Marauder]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[Marauder]

[Twilight]Corrosive AKS-74U[Crazed Marauder]

[Blake]AUG A3[Marauder]

[Blake]AUG A3[Marauder]

[Blake]AUG A3[Marauder]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Shotgun Midget]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Marauder]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Marauder[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Marauder]

I saw an opportunity when i saw a building attached to a rock and held by a pillar at the other end of the gorge. A tank of flammable fluid touched the base of it.

"Get down!", I said and got out my E-tech grenade launcher.

BANG

BOOM

"Run!", Twilight said and we both dove for cover

CRASH

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Midget Goliath]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Badass Goliath]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Goliath]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Caustic Goliath]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Badass Psycho]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Psycho]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Crazed Marauder]

[Blake]E-tech Grenade Launcher[Crazed Marauder]

~30 mins later The Initiation~

"AH Slab king We need help out h- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

"Then stop dying all the goddamn time.", the Slab king responded.

The only way into the Slab King's arena was through an opening on the second story that led straight down into the room.

RATATATATATA SLASH STAB

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH", two psychos and a stabbed marauder yelled in pain from being shot and stabbed as they fell backwards into the arena.

[Blake]AUG A3[Psycho]

[Blake]AUG A3[Psycho]

[Twilight]Electric katana[Crazed Marauder]

"They are coming, get fucking ready!", A battalion of bandits that surrounded the entrance was ready for us when a frisbee-like object came in and hovered above them.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, the grenade zapped everyone's shield out and then a drone came in after with me standing on it with two compact 45.s in each hand: one corrosive and one shock. I back-flipped off and started shooting at the stunned and shieldless_dissolving and electrocuting people's faces off. And soon came Twilight out of cloak beside me_assisting me with her slag MX4 Storm.

RATATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Elite Marauder]

[Blake]Drone w/Slag MG4[Elite Marauder]

[Blake]AUG A3[Elite Marauder]

[Blake]Akimbo C.45[Marauder]

[Blake]Akimbo C.45[Marauder]

[Twilight]MX4 Storm[Crazed Marauder]

[Twilight]MX4 Storm[Shotgun Midget]

The room fell silent and the only sound could be heard was the sizzling of our guns and the sound of shells and bodies hitting the floor.

On the a platform ahead and above us stood the Slab King in his chair, "Good job, but now it is time for the REAL initiation. BOYS release the KRAKEN".

We only stood there in the same position with "We'll-fucking-gut-you-like-a-pig-after" stares at the Slab King as a huge door lifted under and behind the Slab King's chair. A HUGE Badass Goliath with a CHAINSAW an army of Psychos and Midget Psychos behind him, including one on his helmet. This didn't phase us at all as we both smiled_considering the shit storm we went through on our journey.

They poured into the room and surrounded us with their hatches ready. The Badass Goliath pulled the string on the chainsaw and it roared to life.

"Kōgeki suru junbi o shi nasai. (Get ready to attack)", Twilight said in Japanese as we back into each other with her katana raised in the air with her two hooves above her head and sideways.

"Anata wa sono hayai Nihon no koto o mananda? Tsumari, gakkō de shūtoku suru ni wa nan-nen mo kakarimashita (You learned Japanese that fast? That took me years to master in school.)", I said as my drone disappeared and I took my bowie knife and tomahawk out.

"Sā· hanmārokku wa watashi o oshieru tame ni jikan o sugoshimashita.(Sir Hammerlock had time to teach me.)", she said as her psychotic grin grew wider at the psychos which made them back off a little in fear.

"Karera wa yoi, kowagatte iru. (They are scared, good.)", Twilight said that and,

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

her katana lit up the room which made them flinch.

One Psycho began the attack by yelling and charging at us,

"I AM GOING TO EAT YO-", SLASH ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Her katana silenced him by cutting his head clean off in the blink of an eye,

[Twilight]Katana[Psycho]

"Anata wa subete no shi ni mukatte iru! (You are all going to die!).", she said with a bloodshot, cold, and psychotic stare as soon as the body hit the floor 3 seconds later from limping.

"AAAAAAHHHHH", another psycho with a war cry came after me this time. He tried to hit me with his hatchet but I quickly blocked it with my tomahawk and fell back to throw him at Twilight's katana,

SLASH, her katana slashed the waist apart_revealing his kidneys, intestines, and everything.

[Twilight]Katana[Psycho]

"What are you waiting for pussies?", The Slab king yelled.

"Uh, On it boss.", the goliath said in fear and slashed at us with his chainsaw. We both jumped and Twilight landed with a

SLASH, vertically to a psycho and the other psychos by her all closed in.

"Sore o motte kuru. (Bring it!)", Twilight said before going on her psychotic rampage

STAB SLASH CRACK RIP

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH", one of them screamed in pain from his eye getting ripped out with a hoof.

SMASH, she punched one through the whole entire head.

While she was tearing off limbs, spewing out intestines, and killing the psychos the worst ways imaginable: I landed on the side of the chainsaw and quickly kicked his helmet off.

I flipped backwards off his chainsaw before he blew up and turned red.

"I AM GOING TO GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT WITH MY THUMBS.", He yelled as I had too much fun watching him break his chainsaw and smashing away his own guys_tearing limbs apart and cracking skulls with his palms. When all the psychos ran out.

Twilight ran straight at the goliath and jumped at him. The goliath tried to punch Twilight but to find out it was only a hologram. The real Twilight was hanging on a light from the ceiling and dropped down on the the goliath's head. She took a hold of the goliath's head and made the goliath fall back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH", She smiled, took her two hooves and pushed her short-range telekinesis straight into his eyes. The amount of gore made me want to vomit and look away. She killed the him when she pushed her hooves into his brain and crushing it.

"Why thank you for the compliment!", Twilight said with me yet again dumbstruck.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP, "THAT... WAS...", the Slab King took off his mask, "AAAAWESOOOMM-Huh?"

While Twilight was busy with the goliath I was busy trying to sneak up on the slab king with a my bowie knife to his eye.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't put you in that goliath's place!", he had his hands up while I handed a slip of paper, "You are soo fucking lucky we are not supposed to kill you right now, read this!".

He read through it, "Oh so you are not Hyperion?", I press it closer to his eye_almost touching, "And so Roland wants to help me again after he kicked me out of sanctuary?"

"There's his signature fucktard and we are vault hunters.", Twilight uncloaked and had a katana up to his neck.

He gasped, "A unicorn?"

I held the grip tighter, "Also my girlfriend and...", I made a cold stare into his eyes, "...I want to return her to her world in anyway possible and if you or your men try to lay a fucking hair on her, I'll personally rip your spine out and wear it around my neck."

Twilight spoke, "Same thing for my boyfriend. We don't make it to Equestria, This long blade of carbon steel... will... go... straight... up... your... fucking ass."

"I-"

"GOT IT!?", Twilight interrupted.

He gulped.

"I hope so.", I said as we put away our weapons.

"The names Brick.", he held out his hand,

I pointed to myself and shook his hand, "Blake and this is Twilight.", I said as he shook her hand.

"I got to hand it to you guys, you are the most badass couple of all time I have ever seen and I am proud to cal-"

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP, a guy from Brick's left came in with a sarcastic slab.

"Yeah Great job. We're so proud that you managed to kill off our friends and brothers. You guys are soooooo cool. This is totally not sarcasm.", he said with obvious sarcasm.

"-you slabs.", he continued

"Uh-",

PUNCH, I was interrupted when Twilight went invisible and hit the sarcastic prick in the back of the neck.

I and Brick turned to look at Twilight with her freshly bloodied hoof in the air.

"What?", she said.

Brick laughed, "Nice going slab.", he looked to me, "So we cool now?"

"I guess so.", still not trusting him.

Twilight walked over and spoke: "So you want to help us out with the Bunker or not?"

"Don't worry, I still got more than enough idiots to help you badasses out."

I put my arms behind my back, "Good, now Roland wants you to meet him in Sanctuary."

"So he wants me to return, huh?", he sighed, "Guess I shouldn't compla-"

Suddenly a public ECHO came in,

"CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Aw how lovely"

"Jack!", Twilight said.

"Now we get to hit three bandits with one Hyperion assault. You have until sunset to surrender or else you'll end up like Mordecai's retarded bird.".

"You better watch what you fucking say because we are the ones you should be looking out for.", I said with a cold and furious tone in response to him saying about Mordecai's dead friend.

"See your poor ass at sunset!", he hung up.

As angry as I was, Twilight spoke, "Brick!"

"What is it best slab ever?"

"We need a good defensive position, your men, and most importantly the biggest and badest fucking guns we can get our hands and hooves on."

"This... is... going... to be FUN! To the command center and by the way. Don't ever feel bad when you kill my idiots. I never do.".

"Put your weapons down idiots!", we had to get in an elevator to get to the top of an old hyperion airplane control tower. We were greeted with three bandits in the room_surrounding a table where they plan shit. The three pointed pistols at us.

BANG, They jumped as soon as I put a C.45 shock round into the middle one's head and Brick laughed in response.

"YOU KILLED OUR MAIN COMMANDER!", the left one responded as he put down his gun and looked at the body in shock.

I pointed at myself with my thumb, "Whoops, looks like I am your commander now."

"WHY YOU FUCKIN-",

the left one was about to shoot me when

SLASH!, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

his arms were cut off by an invisible Twilight. She then ended his suffering with decapitation. Brick laughed even harder and was now on the floor.

"YOU KILLED OUR CO-COMMANDER!"

"Whoopsee fuckin' daisies, looks like I am the co-commander.", Twilight said cleaning the blood off her blade with a near by wet cloth.

We then looked at the last bandit with psychotic smiles.

"THAT'S IT YOU ARE-"

SMASH,

"Whoops, looks like the other co-commander had an accident, I'll take place.", Brick said wiping the blood off his giant hammer.

We were laughing our asses off. Maybe Brick isn't so bad after all, sure we had a bad start but I can tell we are going to be good friends.

"Now...", I said wiping a tear from my eye and bending my fingers back and noticing another guy in the room with a tray in his shaking hands.

"Who the fuck are you?", Twilight said

"I-I-I am the guy who supplies refreshments!", he said in fear.

Brick responded, "NOW GET US COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR! FUCK THIS UP AND YOU'LL HAVE AN ACCIDENT TOO!", he said holding his hammer up.

He put the tray up to his face, "Ye-Ye-sir!".

The refreshments guy ran away downstairs.

The room was silent until Twilight was the first to crack up and soon everyone was laughing again.

~1200hrs~

Angel Echoed, " Be careful friend, you have a massive army closing in on your position in the North, you need to stay and defend Brick's bandits to get past my second hurdle. Hurry there is no time to waste!

"Let's focus on what we know:...", I turned on the holographic projector in the middle of the room. It showed a 3D map of the town and geological features.

"We should have the advantage geologically-speaking since only three sides of this town is surrounded by tall-ass mountains except the North side"

I continued and moved around the map in relevance to the conversation, "Their are only two ways they can come by land: that is the two sides of the 500ft wide gorge that points at Angel's lair (which is about five miles North from here) and us at the other end. They'll most likely come from the direction of where we came in here and the north side of the west side of the gorge, so we need to put our front lines about 50ft away from the fork in that road. And for the east side, they'll undoubtedly come from under a natural rock arch that runs 90 degrees to the east road, so we'll put the same for the east side of the gorge. They'll come by air most-likely through the gorge so we need to set up some defenses on the houses of the walls of the canyons."

Twilight sipped her coffee and intervened, "Let's not over look the fact Jack will probably also send his aircraft over the mountains surrounding us, so we need to set up most of the Air Defense all around this command center. Fortunately we a have radar radius that extends past these mountains, so we'll know when they come over."

"Now, since we talked about where they'll come from how about the defenses, shall we? Brick!"

He projects objects on the projector in relevance to his talk of status.

"We have about 200 idiots armed with whatever they want, 30 buzzards armed with corrosive heat-seeking rockets and GE M134 miniguns, HMGs and best of all...", he gestured us to come.

This had my interest, what could he be hiding?

It didn't take long for us to go to the hangar where it was labeled "armory".

As we were walking one of the bandits nearby spoke as we were walking by: "I hear those two took down Wilhelm and caused the commotion this morning."

"What? Them? The unicorn? PFFF skagshi-.", suddenly he was interrupted when he felt something sharp up against his throat.

Suddenly the walking Twilight disappeared and reappeared by him. He froze in fear when Twilight spoke a second or two later: "What was that?"

"N-nothing!", he responded.

"That's what I fucking thought.", she said with a psychotic smile as she put the sword back in her sheath.

As soon as she walked away, "Bitch!"

BANG, right in the face from Twilight's .44 Automag.

Twilight walked right up to the body, "Clean this mess up.", she said as she dropped her empty .44 automag kicked the body.

"Y-yes m-mam.", a bandit next to him said.

"Oh and one more thing.", Twilight turned her head at his.

"Mam?"

"That gun is a souvenir if anybody wants it", after she said that all the bandits nearby around there started to dive after the gun. Twilight smiled and looked at us

Twilight galloped up to us to catch us. Brick and I laughed and said: "You never cease to amaze me slabs!"

"Pfff men.", she said that and we all laughed.

We were now at the armory and there were a SHIT TON of guns to choose from as the eye can see. It was like one of those gun shows back on Earth except it isn't age restricted! Brick's surprise was way in the back.

"As if I haven't seen enough guns already!", Twilight said, as we walked towards the other end of the hanger.

"Oh look!", I said as I ran to an ammo dump.

"Is that armor piercing rounds?", Twilight spoke.

"Why yes it is, take what you want slabs.", Brick said

"Wow, thanks Brick, this will come in real fuckin' handy in defeating the loaders."

"No problem slab."

After 10 minutes of walking: "And here it is, the prototype."

He had some kinda turret under there.

He pulled the sheets off to reveal a familiar weapon. It was Tediore, stood on a thick tripod which looked like it was computer operated, and the thing had four barrels on it.

"Is that what I think it is?", I said now remembering what it is.

"Yep: fucking, Metal Storm."

"Metal Storm?", Twilight questioned.

"This was nothing but a prototype back on my world because of it being impractical, but basically what it does is that it stacks the bullets in a barrel and electronically activates them depending on the user's likings, creating a much higher rate of fire."

"How much?"

"Up to 16,000 rounds.... a second."

"WHAT? HOLY SHIT!"

Brick spoke up: "That's right."

"Where the hell did you get this?", I said.

"A long time ago, the Metal Storm idea was abandoned due to bad reload times for the weapon but Tediore brought back the idea, and we raided a Hyperion train carrying this."

"So let me guess..."

Twilight interrupted, "The barrels themselves become heatseeking missiles after depletion or manual reload of the barrel.".

"Her intelligence never ceases to amaze me!", I thought.

"Exactly, this can be left unattended and still kill at a sniper range.".

"Then this should be put on the Command Center tower as a our final defense weapon.", I said feeling the weapon's barrel.

"Let's talk about how we are going to distribute the firepower.", Twilight said as she picked up her pistol replacement,

~3 hours to sunset~

Blake's Loadout:

Firearms: AP Shock Vladof Assault Rifle (VA), Daul AP Magnum semi-pistol PMR-30, Corrosive Hyperion LMG (Beretta AS70), Maliwan magazine fed pump-action slag Shotgun (UI 285), Torgue Rocket Launcher (IMI B-300)

Melee: Tactical Tomahawk, and Tactical Bowie knife

Equipment: mortar grenade mod, and Smartphone (for control of Metal storm turret and varios other things)

Appearance

Twilight's loadout:

Firearms: AP Slag Hyperion Carbine (Kel-tec RMR-30), AP Akimbo Jakobs Magnum pistol (Coonan .357 1911), Corrosive Tediore SMG (BBL Feychell), and Single Shot AP Torque Anti-Material Sniper Rifle w/ heated rounds (.905 Calibre Rifle)

Melee: Purple Lightning Military Katana, Military Tanto, and shuriken

Equipment: White Phosphate (Start at 2:53) Kunai Bombs

Appearance: HOT w/ a black robe, covered with magenta devil symbols all over

Action Skill Upgrade: Substitution can explode into White Phosphorus and Hand fan that turns into a giant energy shuriken when opened

"White Phosphorus and Heat rounds, seriously?", I said

"Science class.", Twilight referred.

"Awesome!", I responded with a pat on my magazine

13 Defend Slab Tower

~Radio Control Tower 1300 Hrs~

"Alright, since we went over the weapons and defense position, lets talk about how we want to distribute the firepower to those positions.", I said as I looked at Twilight and then to Brick.

Twilight spoke: "Since there are three of us, we'll split into three roles."

"Brick, you'll position yourself on the West side of the gorge.".

I turned to Twilight, "Twilight you'll position yourself on the East."

"And you?", Twilight responded.

"I am going to take the air_covering you and everything else from above in a special buzzard."

"Special?".

"You'll see.".

"You know how to fly one of those things?"

"I had some time while you were busy with the defenses..."

~1 Hour Earlier at the helicopter pad~

"A PS4 controller? Seriously?", I said to the instructor.

"Ever played COD 3708?", the bandit instructor said.

"I played Battlefield 4."

"Get the fuck out of here!"

~Present~

"You learned how to fly a hover craft using a fucking PS4 controller? Didn't you tell me flying takes weeks or even months of practice?", Twilight baffled.

"I guess it just works, anyways you are each responsible for commanding your own share of idiots on each choke point, so use em' wisely and first of course. Fall back if you think you are about to get over run with your two lines of defenses. This tower will be our final line of defense. Any questions?"

Silence.

"THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!", Brick yelled out with a hammer in the air.

"Lets bend them over, fuck em' in the ass, and pull on their hair!", Twilight cheered putting her hoof in the air. We laughed in response.

I smiled and rose my fist as I spoke: "That's what I want to hear. DISMISSED!"

~Helicopter Pad on top of radio tower 1800 Hrs~

It was approximately one hour until sunset and I stopped by my personalized aircraft under the covers.

I contacted my friends as I laid against my aircraft and scanned the North side with my binoculars: "Sunset is almost here, I'll come in about an hour or less to conserve fuel."

~Twilight's Position~

Twilight was alone and situated in an abandoned bunker attached (60ft up) to a wall of a mountain which was 50 ft back from the front lines_ready to snipe out tanks with her .905 Calibre Sniper Rifle heat rounds. My drone was out on the front lines which had two guard towers with a badass marauder in each of them and a tripod mounted AP M2 Browning HMG. on the sand bags with a blast shield.

She was ECHO-ing one of her bandits, "No, no, yes right there and fucking stay there!", she hung up, "Fucktards." She whispered to herself.

She put a hoof up to her ear, "Yes I am ready to blow shit up over."

~Brick's position~

SMASH, he crushed the refreshments guy with his hammer"I ASKED FOR AN ENERGY DRINK, CHOCOLATE MILK IS FOR PUSSIES!", Brick was behind the first line of defense which had two guard towers with badass marauders in them just like Twilight's frontline. The buildings along side the paths were all fortified with bandits ready to shoot out the windows all around the town as well as the houses on the walls of the gorge. Some houses had SAM turrets on them while others had Goliaths with M314 Miniguns.

He heard my transmission, "Yeah I am in position slab.".

~1850 Hrs Helipad~

I checked my time on my ECHO device and looked through my binoculars yet again to find a dust cloud coming our way.

"They're coming.", I talked to my ECHO and turned around, "Let's see what they think of this.", I uncovered the covers to reveal a Bandit Badass Buzzard.

Buzzard Weapons: 2 frontal Maliwan Shock M314 Miniguns, 2 Frontal 25 MM airburst acid rounds, and Tediore Slag homing missiles.

Countermeasures: Flares.

Defenses: Air Radar and Camo.

I put down my black hood as I was getting inside and starting the engines by pressing the home button on my PS4 controller. I was off with my squadron of other buzzards.

~In the Gorge 1900 Hrs~

I remain situated with most of the entire Thousand Cuts Airforce and waiting fo-... Oh here they come,

I see Hyperion has brought Drop Barges and a fucking Hyperion Osprey. The Osprey went first.

"Wait for the signal!", I whispered to my ECHO.

On Brick's position he can see all the types of Hyperion land units we encountered and behind the army of loaders ere manned tanks with horizontal Railguns and missile turrets.

"Good thing I brought AP heated rounds.", Twilight smiled as she pulled back the bolt and adjusted her scope. The amount of land units were about the same from her end.

~Blake's position.~

Still unaware of us in the darkness, "This is Jack and it is sundown, so will you-?"

As he was talking, I interrupted him with a little surprise by taking out my laser designator in my smart phone.

~Top of Radio Tower~

The Tediore metal storm turret came out of a platform below. It armed, aimed and,

I was at the gorge when it happened,

BANG BOOM

Literally all the hostile aircraft were bombarded by a sudden blast of bullets going at 1,000,000 per minute in fucking seconds. I set the coordinates for the missiles.

The barrels on the Tediore metal storm turret shot out like Javelin missiles and went straight for all four tanks.

~Twilight's Position~

BOOM, two of the missiles waited until they were above the tanks and struck them from the top

~Brick's Position~

BOOM, Same thing happened to Brick's position.

The missiles weren't enough to take out the tanks but they were enough to weaken them and thin out the infantry. I said calmly into the ECHO, "Fire!"

~Brick's position~

Still unaware of the ambush taking place, the lights turned on and blinded them.

RATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG. Brick's fellow bandits fired first at the infantry then the hostile infantry fired back.

Brick used his berserk ability to go impossibly invincible and bulldosed his way through loaders and soldiers to get to the first tank. He jumped onto the first tank and went straight to the second.

BANG BOOM, the second tank already took out a guard tower but with Brick's two bare hands: he took the barrel of the gun and fucking ripped it off from the bottom part like a chicken wing. With all his strength: he used the ripped off part off the tank to,

SMASH, hit the top of the other tank with it like the Hulk. Brick then ripped out a missile turret from the first tank and held it like a rocket launcher on his shoulder. He jumped high into the air, grabbed a missile from the missile pod, armed it, and threw it at the badass loaders.

~15 minutes later~

BOOM, goes the last of the infantry

With all his defenses weakened, "FALL BACK TO THE SECOND LINE!"

~Twilight's Position.~

Twilight was there was she heard my signal.

"On it." , Twilight said that as soon as the bandits fired at the hostiles first and just like Brick's position, the casualties were exchanged.

SQUISH, the bandits in the middle of Twilight's Towers were crushed by the weight of the tank.

Twilight took aim at the lens to the cock pit and,

BANG BOOM, The tiny explosion hit and the tank suddenly came to a halt, the hostiles inside were undoubtably cooked alive to death inside, as if the tank were turned into a giant toaster.

"Perfect.", she smiled.

Suddenly the second tank spotted her and shot it's missiles at Twilight's bunker.

"Oh shit!", Twilight said before leaping out of the bunker. She took out her grapple and latched on to a small ledge on the mountain above her. She used her potential energy to swing across the mountain and narrowly escape the explosion. She reached the other end of the swing and did a back flip right over the tank: 20ft high. She landed on top of the tank and took out her White Phosphorus kunai bomb with a hoof. She armed the explosive with her teeth, opened the latch to the tank and saw the three crew inside the tank, looking at her in fear.

She smiled at them and said: "Here's to my new test subjects".

She threw it into the cock pit and closed it.

BOOM,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH", Twilight laughed to the sound of the poor souls in the tank. If heat rounds weren't horrible enough: white phosphorus, when ignited, will burn and stick to virtually anything including flesh down to the BONE! They may have died the worst way imaginable.

With all the hostiles wiped out by my quadrotor... for now, Jack ECHO-ed and sounded really pissed, "COME ON, I DIDN'T PAY YOU GUYS TO FUCK AROUND!

I was listening to Jack getting trolled hard when I noticed a lot of bright obje- oh no!. There were literally DOZENS of Hyperion Ospreys and Drop Barges littering the skies North of us high and low in the canyon. One special and mysterious aircraft stands out from all the rest in the way back which I can't make out yet. I also spotted more enemies on my air radar coming from Twilight and Brick's position.

"Playing all your cards, huh? Bad idea.", I smiled as we had a multitude of surprises for them.

~Brick~

Brick stood waiting at the second line for the second wave of hostiles. In between the first and second line of Brick's defenses were the bandit-fortified structures and friendly buzzards we agreed to put in there but it wasn't enough to hold them back as the countless Hyperion MBTs (Main Battle Tanks), LAVs with 180 side Miniguns and 360 AA Quad Cannons, and armored infantry, burned and crushed them to the ground. It only gave enough time for Brick's line to get ready...

...but we had a little surprise for them.

Fortunately the second line on Brick's side was twice as fortified and three times as long (the path widens towards the slab tower.) as Brick's first line. A 25ft. tall metal wall ran along the second line with four metal bunkers attached to them. In each bunker had a Mounted Dahl AP XM312 HMG and 8-12 bandits each. The four bunkers were connected by a platform on the wall with sandbags on the north side of the wall and held 12-15 bandits between each bunker. The whole front of field in front of Brick's line was littered with Anti-Tank Barricades and complete with 4 support buzzards. In the middle stood a blast proof gate and at the top, Brick behind sandbags and bulletproof glass with his refrigerator-sized black case on his back.

"Get ready boys we got bitches to slap!", he said to his bandits and putting his case down on the platform that connected the four bunkers.

He saw 2 Hyperion MBTs and 5 LAVs in the distance rolling in faster than usual.

"GIVE EM HELL!"

RATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG BOOM

Once they were at the barricades they were already getting huge dents and corrodes in their armor from the armor piercing rounds, acid, and slag. One tank already blew up from the fire. But the other enemy tank managed to damage the wall from the missile pods.

Someone in a bunker fired a rocket and blew up the last MBT.

Everyone stopped firing when Brick said something after: "Get ready idiots, that isn't the last of 'em!".

He saw the five fast-moving Hyperion LAVs carrying soldiers.

RATATATATATA, The AA turrets on the APCs and the Buzzards fired at each other, but as expected they were all shot down, but the buzzards took out about 10% of the health of the APCs on average.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, they all fired smoke grenades and landed in the mess of tank barricades.

"Time to get out the bad slabs.", he whispered to himself as he kicked open the case on the ground to reveal the fucking gigantic Vladof GAU-8 30 mm minigun in it's taken-apart state.

After 10 seconds of brick getting ready and putting the weapon together, an Army of about 5 ION loaders came out of the smoke, stopped about three fourths away from the wall of metal and wall of smoke, and put up a wall of shields.

With Brick waiting for the time to fuck everything up:"FIRE!"

BANG BANG BANG RATATATATATATA, All the bandits fired and took out only two fifths of the shield's power as the smoke dissipated slightly to reveal four constructors and SEVEN WAR Loaders. The Loaders went first and stopped to charge their weapons when they were at the ION loaders. The constructors stayed behind and started building surveyors and more ION loaders. One WAR loader already had half of its guns shot off and one ION loader got shot in the eye, but they fired back and incinerated five bandits on an open platform. Ten Surveyors in total flew in from the right and left sides of the wall. Their shock weapons electrocuted 2 bandits, but they all were quickly shot down.

As Brick was waiting for that time to strike himself: Over 52 Hyperion soldiers undoubtedly unloaded from the APCs and out of the smoke_hiding behind their loaders as their only source of cover. Their Latest Hyperion weapons were unrecognizable and far more advanced-looking than most of whatever I and Twilight scavenged and bought during the journey. Some had different various advanced assault weapons ranging from what looks like LMGs to SMGs to mostly fully automatic rifles and all down to sidearms, even e-tech weapons.

As soon as the death ratio was 3:2 (Bandit deaths to Hyperion infantry hostiles deaths) for the bandits: The smoke dissipated to reveal the APCS before they fired their miniguns at the tower. "COME AND GET SOME!", he yelled as he picked up the huge gun with BOTH HANDS and put the cylinder-shaped ammo pack linked to the gun by a ammo belt protector on his back like a backpack. He used his fist to smash the weakened glass in front of him.

""ITS A BIG FUCKING GUN YOU LITTLE YELLOW PRICKS!", he said as he turned the barrels on his seven-barreled minigun,

RATATATATATATATATATATATATA, he used his berserk ability and aimed for the infantry

the 30mm bullets first tore through a row of hostiles that included a couple Badass loaders, constructors, and over half of the standard loaders and soldiers within about six seconds into a mist of blood and scrap metal. Seconds later: two ospreys, and a drop barge came rolling in from the North. Brick finished with the last of the small units and started with the ground vehicles next:

BOOM BOOM BOOM, from left to right: they were opened up like a can getting opened by a can opener in just a matter of seconds. The bullets he received didn't damage him because well... he's Brick, what else is there to say?

"YOU GET A BULLET, YOU GET A BULLET, EVERYONE GETS A BULLET!", he pointed his weapon at an osprey's engine,

RATATATATATATATATATATATA, it only took a few bullets and milliseconds for the left engine to explode. It began to spin and,

CRASH, BOOM right into the mountain. The osprey broke apart into chunks and crashed onto the annihilated part of town.

Brick stopped firing for a brief moment before aiming for the second osprey's cockpit,

RATATATATATA, the blood got all over the inside glass of the osprey before spinning out of control and randomly firing it's missiles everywhere. To our misfortune, one missile entered one of Brick's bunker's and blew it from the inside (2 bunkers left), however another missile hit one of the five hostile APCs rolling in. It ran out of ammo and continued to increase its' rotation speed until it hit the floor_crashing into a pair tanks beyond the APCs. Out of nowhere, a vertically-flying osprey propeller skipped toward's brick's wall and sliced a tank in front of the group of APCs before it exploded at an incredible speed. The propeller started spinning on it's other two axis before violently stopping, horizontally, at the inside of a bunker (practically everyone inside got decapitated).

"There goes another bunker!", he said, turning the barrels on his 30mm before pointing at the incoming drop barge,

"THIS IS SLAB AIRSPACE YOU PRICKS!"

RATATATATATATATATATATATA *click click*, he ran out of 30mms, but the last of it was enough to disable the target's engine.

BOOM, CRASH, the drop barge began to spin to the right before it crashed into the ground. The force sent the prism skipping and sliding randomly on all axis_taking out the rest of all the visible and hostile ground units on Brick's side. The drop barge finally landed and slid on it's top side, taking out the cockpit and back-half of the ship (which exploded) before it slowed down, but not slow enough to,

CRASH, ...crash through the gate below Brick, but he was quick enough to take off his 30mm bullet ammo pack and do a high back flip in the air, just in time to narrowly escape the crash.

In mid-air, he took out a Bandit M150 LMG from his digital inventory. He did a twist as well, so he could land on the drop barge with himself facing the main loading area of the it, which was on the south side of the wall.

Brick's wall was about 300 feet away from the slab tower. Within that distance, were the same buildings as Twilight and I went through. They were repaired and fortified so it matched three times that of Brick's now-annihilated part of town with every window occupied with a rifle. The rubble that my e-tech grenade launcher made was not though, but was now a bunker: burrowed into the rubble with a bandit-operated Hyperion double barrelled Rave 8.5 HMG facing down the alley way.

As soon as Brick ran to the southern edge of the barge, he already saw Hyperion personnel and loaders pour out of the drop barge. The bandits from the nearest buildings and the second story fired first at the Hyperion soldiers, quickly painting the grass and dirt with blood and internal organs. Some of the HOT loaders were however successful and quick enough to break through the walls of the buildings and use their flamethrowers to make the interiors like pigs in ovens.

Brick, in response, put his own thermite charges in a ten-foot-diameter circle around him, above the majority of the remaining hostile personnel.

BOOM

The weight of Brick pushed the now-circular metal downwards and onto a squadron of six soldiers below.

Before the others in the room could react,

SMASH, he turned left, dashed over and used his left fist to punch another badass loader in the eye and rip out the power core.

The soldiers on the opposite of where Brick dashed fired and the Slab King immediately threw it at the group. To cover from the explosion, he kicked up the piece of circular scrap metal on the floor and used it as a brief blast-shield. He pointed his M150 at the survivors of the explosion with his right hand.

RATATATATATA

He took note that he was in between two heavy crates and did an air-split to kick both of them into over four hostiles each at once.

With everyone and thing dropped in the drop barge (no pun intended) with his M150, he materialized the semi-auto NADE Grenade Launcher in his left hand.

He jumped over the usual top part of the door and quickly,

RATATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG, fired both weapons at the remaining Hyperion. He fired his grenades into the windows of the invaded buildings to clear of Hyperion and his M150 to take out the ones out side before going all in on the alley.

~Twilight~

A little shortly after the middle of Brick's second-line battle, about the same amount of initial, hostile, vehicles: 2 APCs, one tank, and one osprey, came rolling in from Twilight's side. Unlike Brick's side, her's was about twice as long and much more rugged as Brick's side: perfect for Twilight's element of surprise, which is why I picked her for this job.

It was almost midnight and the only significant light sources were coming from the extremely bright lights coming from the small convoys and my dog fight with the majority of the air assault. The purple shinobi stared coldly and emotionlessly at the small convoy from a ledge of a flat wall above. She wore a black robe with purple devil symbols, over her hot outfit and a bandana covering her nose and mouth, while both her long pony tail, robe, and dog tags around her neck moved with the soft wind.

Her horn glowed as she lifted her right hoof in front of her. A large blanket of fog covered the convoy (and osprey) as she moved it from left to right. The only sign of them were their headlights, uselessly cutting through the fog.

"Akumu o hajimemashou (Let the nightmare begin)", she said, as soon as she was straight above them.

~The Convoy~

Down at the convoy: each armored vehicle carried about five to six personnel each while the rest of the 38 personnel walked with the loaders.

"Ow.", a Hyperion combat engineer on the first Light armor said, as he put his hands on his helmet.

"What's wrong Phil?", a walking soldier said in response by the vehicle.

"Just a headache, like the rest of this job Miller.", he sighed

"I have been getting a headache too, but damn this mist is thick.", he said, as he rubbed his helmet with his left hand as well.

"Uughh, someone just shoot m-"

RATATATATATATA

BANG BANG BANG

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

He was interrupted by some shooting and screaming in the back of the convoy. The convoy stopped, and everyone nearby pointed their weapons and lights at the noise.

"We're being attacked, come with me Miller!", he said as he grabbed his Hyperion SMG.

The two went over to the back of the convoy, by another APC and were the first to the scene: five soldiers, dead, on the ground: one shot to death with a fully automatic rifle, three shot with a high-powered pistol, and one with his throat slit.

"Huh?", the engineer said as he noticed something odd: the one had it's throat slit had his own knife in his right hand, covered in blood. Another thing to note, was that the same body's rifle and pistol, were the only ones smoking from the barrel.

The engineer continued: "So your telling me this guy shot and killed his own men, then sliced his own thro-", he was interrupted with a rifle-butt to the face as soon as he turned to face his buddy.

"Halt!", a couple of loaders tried to restrain him.

"YOU ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE YOU FUCKING FILTHY FURIES!", Miller yelled,

RATATATATATATATATA

he shot rifle rounds into the nearby loaders

"Miller calm down! What are you doing?"

He looked to Phil on the ground and pulled out two cooked grenades as soon as more loaders closed in on him.

"FOR OUR VIRGINITIES!!!!!", he yelled at the top of his lungs with a grenade in each hand,

Phil realized something when he had a second wave of aches and started to get disorientated, "Don't tell me we have been dr-!"

BOOM

Twilight didn't even need to be there to kill: all she had to do, was remotely activate a few rock-camo fog machines that spewed out the narcotic gas.

RATATATATATATATA

The one osprey, that was apart of the convoy, had no choice but to blow the drug-fog away with its' rudders and eliminate anyone affected by the gas with their main 25mm explosive cannon. The gas got inside the cockpits of the armored vehicles as well, causing 2 operators of the APCs to drive straight off the 2500ft cliff and onto the hard rock below, ending in explosions.

BOOM, the osprey blew up the tank and continued to shoot at everything down below.

We didn't leave the osprey without a present: Twilight raised her right fore hoof and in the air and brought it soft and straight to the ground.

As soon as Twilight brought down her hoof: a giant net, shot from a distant area, covered the mid part of the osprey. This net had heavy weights at all the four corners to bring the osprey to a halt and down towards the Earth (or Pandora I should say). This was not all it could do though:

Twilight smirked fiendishly and raised her hoof in the air yet again. Moments later: the four weights all magnetically clamped together below the osprey to bring the craft even faster downwards until it gently touched the ground.

She wasn't finished: she opened the short telekinetic grasp on her hoof like a hand would and slowly closed it. The four corners of the net started to filter through the combined weights, making the osprey's room in the net, rapidly run out. Already, the incredibly tough wires started bending the wings of the aircraft upwards, making dents in the armor, and cracking the glass, in and around the cock pit.

Her smirk grew when she saw the poor souls in the cock pit banging on the glass, trying to get out.

"Dare mo nogareru koto wa dekimasen.(Nobody can escape.)", she said to herself, as a couple of fires started in the cockpit and erupted through the broken windows, incinerating everyone inside.

BOOM

The aircraft exploded and the machine continued to filter the net until it got clogged up and stopped working.

She made a short, evil laugh as she observed the amount of destruction the traps caused. In her peripherals, she saw another convoy coming in from the North, twice as large as the first one: including 2 Hyperion ospreys.

Twilight closed her eyes, made a deep breath, and put her hooves together. As soon as she opened her eyes:

"HA!", at the top of her lungs.

BOOM

The remote explosives we placed on the east side worked much better than we expected: the path way under the entire convoy collapsed, sending them to their doom below.

With only two ospreys to go: Twilight raised her hoof up in the air above her head. She then moved her hoof downwards so it pointed at the ospreys. Immediately after, a squadron of half a dozen buzzards flew over head.

As soon as they were in formation: "Light em' up."

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

The first missile first hit the cockpit of the first osprey, but the second hit the engine and sent it on a spiraling decline towards the ground below. The four other missiles just annihilated the second one in a huge blinding explosion. Twilight felt the explosion's shockwave, but wasn't phased.

RATATATATATA BOOM BOOM, the squadron of buzzards were suddenly shot down from above.

"Hm?", she looked to her peripherals and saw another osprey at the same altitude as her. This one osprey saw Twilight unfortunately and fired all its homing missiles towards her.

She made a small smirk and chuckle before:

BOOM

the missiles hit where Twilight stood immediately after she took off her robe, bandana, and air filter.

The three pilots in the cockpit saw the explosion happen and celebrated for a couple moments before:

CRASH, a giant, purple laser-cutter shuriken crashed through the glass roof above and stopped mid-air to slice the front-most pilot symmetrically apart.

~Seconds earlier~

Twilight, now in her sexy outfit, teleported straight above the osprey, in front of the crescent moon before the explosion. She removed the closed hand fan from her pony tail, opened it, and threw it at the cock pit. The hand fan expanded into a giant laser-cutting shuriken, seconds after the moment it left her hoof.

CRASH, as soon as the shuriken hit the front-most pilot, she commanded it to stop with her horn and fore-hoof, before landing on the top of the craft. When the shuriken was done slicing one of the pilots, she commanded it to turn ninety degrees in an instant.
A split second later, Twilight dashed forward and the shuriken soon followed, but before it passed the two other pilots, the shuriken's blade instantaneously EXPANDED three times its' size to slice the two other pilots in half at stomach-height. The shuriken caused massive internal damage as it got hurled through the aircraft.

The pony commanded the shuriken to accelerate and exit straight out the other end of the aircraft before she trotted and leaped off the back end of the aircraft. She used her levitation spell to glide and grab on to the side of the nearest buzzard. Her flying blade of destruction came around towards Twilight and contracted back in to a hand fan before it was caught by her hoof.

As soon as she closed the hand fan and putted it back in her pony tail:

BOOM

without looking at the osprey, it exploded as the buzzard she was on flew away.

~In Blake's aircraft (seconds earlier)~

When I was flying through a cloud to flank a couple hostile aircraft, I heard something land on the right side of my badass buzzard.

BOOM

I looked in my right mirror to see the blinding explosion and Twilight on my right wing after.

"Twilight?!".

"Never expected to find you here!", she responded with a smile and continued: "The explosives in the mountain took out one of the ways into Thousand Cuts, so you shouldn't have to worry about a land assault from the Northeast of the tower!".

"Really? That's great news Twilight!", I said excitingly.

Once we were through the cloud, we found ourselves surrounded by a squadron of the last of our buzzards: 36 in total, flying with us towards the potential ultimate dog fight of the whole entire battle. My air radar detected that there was at least two dozen hostile aircraft left up ahead in the gorge. The blip in the far back was what I presumed to be the new Hyperion aircraft I saw earlier: Hyperion's ultimate weapon on the offensive, but I had a even greater surprise for it.

I echoed to the buzzard pilots: "Listen up buds, you are going to have the fight of your lives, stay in formation and of course, let em' have it!"

The defenses on the sides of the gorge plus the initial buzzards held off a lot of enemy aircraft but were eventually overwhelmed by the sheer numbers and firepower. Fortunately, the gorge gets narrower the closer one is to the tower, so we should have the geological choke-point advantage.

We flew into the canyon from the tower's side and flew towards the aircraft in the canyon.

I looked at Twilight in the right mirror, "You ready Twilight?!".

She took out her slag AP RMR-30 Carbine from her digital inventory and pulled back the charging handle, "As ever!".

I echoed to my squad mates: "Spread out!"

The whole flock, including me, formed a defensive stance a few hundred feet away from the tower with most of my guys in the front.

"Here they come!", Twilight said as soon as the ospreys appeared, some flying through the gorge and over it.

"Wait for it.", I Echoed to my squad mates as the horde of at least ten ospreys and 3 drop barges came flying in and using the side guns to shoot at the fortified buildings on walls of the gorge.

BOOM

One osprey was shot down by a couple SAM turrets but yet again the sheer numbers overwhelmed the bandits in the buildings.

"FIRE!"

RATATATATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG

The front group of 12 buzzards fired their miniguns and missiles at first line of ospreys: two of the ospreys had their crew and engines shot out but the second row of ospreys were quick enough to take out five of the buzzards with their frontal 25mm gun and side miniguns.

As soon as one of the drop barges came into range: "Time to give em' a present!", I pressed the square button on my controller.

BANG, a missile dropped from my buzzard and launched itself at a drop barge. It impaled itself and latched on to the drop barge because it was no ordinary missile: the pod opened up to reveal the "present": a harpoon gun turret.

BANG, the harpoon aimed to fire at a close-by osprey in the side. The gun's harpoon immediately retracted to pull the barge and osprey together.

CRASH BOOM

The linked aircrafts eventually crashed into each other and blew each other up.

"SCORE bitches!", I raised my fist in the air to celebrate my double kill.

I looked in my right mirror to find Twilight to have disappeared.

"Huh? Where did she go?", I thought as I looked around to find her.

~Cockpit of a Dropbarge~

On the top of the drop barge, was the cock pit of the drop ship that overlooked the half-front part of the aircraft.The room was only sound-proof enough to hear the faint sound of shock waves from the explosions dealt to both sides in front of them.

The room was small and held around only three engineers: one to pilot, one to monitor the ship's health, and one to handle the ship's defenses.

In the silence of the room, the engineer that did the piloting stood in front of the glass and yawned.

Seconds later:

BAM BAM!

"Huh?", the pilot saw something hit the glass: it was two shuriken. The shuriken lit purple and made a high pitched ring.

CRACK!

The thick glass cracked from the sound wave of the shuriken.

"Oh shit.", was his last words before:

CRASH

a purple pony crashed through the window. In a split of a second, after crashing through the window, Twilight crushed the wind pipe in the pilot's throat with a flying kick. For the rest of the second she did a roll to absorb the impact. The roll was enough time for her to take out her .357 1911s, holstered on the opposite sides of her flanks. It took only a couple milliseconds:

BANG

....to stand, aim, point, and simultaneously put a bullet in each of the faces of the other two in the room before they had a chance to touch the pistols holstered on them. A second later, she put the barrels up to her face and blew the smoke out of the barrels. In yet another couple moments, she released the magazines in the pistols and let gravity do the work. As soon the magazines disappeared, two new, full magazines materialized above her. She timed the twirl of the guns well enough for the magazines to enter the bottom of the gun, she kept twirling them until they were in their respective holsters.

~A couple seconds earlier~

CRASH BANG

The alarm sounded and a squadron of at least seven soldiers ran to the area, ten seconds later, below the cockpit that were connected by a perpendicular pair of stairs.

A Hyperion of higher rank got to the scene first by the base of the stairs. He silently gestured to them to take point with his arm. One of the soldiers nodded in response and moved in.

~Cockpit~

The huge squad dispersed out of the stairwell and onto the level,

"FREEZE!", one of them said.

"Intruder's gone, sir.", another said.

One sniffed the air, "Is that gasoline I smell?"

~Below Cockpit~

The Hyperion soldier downstairs that got to the scene first, made an evil chuckle before,

BANG BANG BANG

He shot the trail of gasoline on the floor three times with his .357 1911 to get the sparks going.

BANG BANG BANG

The soldiers turned their weapons towards stairs.

They saw a blase of fire forming from the entrance and towards a Jerry can before one of them spoke: "You clever son-of-a-!".

"Mua ha ha ha!", Twilight laughed, got out of her holographic desguise and walked away before:

BOOM

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

A blaze erupted from the stair well, setting the security on fire and screaming.

~In Blake's Buzzard (seconds earlier)~

RATATATATATATATA BANG BANG BANG

I took out an osprey's engine,

BOOM

It hit the side of the canyon when I saw flames coming from a drop barge's cock pit.

"Twilight!", I thought as I made my way to the drop barge.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP

My lock-on detector went off before I deployed my flares and aimed at the offending osprey's cock pit with the barrels on my 25mm

~Twilight~

RATATATA RATATATA

As the ship was beginning to breakdown, Twilight's corrosive SMG's shot and dissolved through 2 Hyperion Soldiers' armor, coming around a corner as she headed towards the docking area. Nobody could match her incredibly fast reactions and precise shots, especially in tight corners with an SMG as she continued to move in and stack the kills.

Twilight went up to take cover by a wall with the entrance to the docking area around the corner. She peaked around the corner to find 3 Hyperion soldiers and 2 GUN Loaders at the end of the hallway,

RATATATATA

Twilight tilted her body back before the hostiles fired. The loaders walked towards her location, followed by the three soldiers. She put a new magazine in her BBL SMG, tried to blind fire with it at the loaders and succeeded in turning them into scrap metal.

Twilight put her gun away around the corner and waited for them to come to her piece of cover.

After ten seconds of silence, one of the soldiers gestured to the other two to stay behind. He stuck to the same wall with the same corner Twilight touched. He gestured for his men to get ready with a nod, they nodded back.

"FREEZE YOU BIT-huh!?", he rounded the corner with his combat rifle to find a disk-shaped object on the ground with writing: "Your fucked bro :).". Before he had a chance to react, the disk launched it's self straight into the air.

BOOM

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

The white phosphorous mine exploded and the ignited part got all over the poor soldier, practically eating his skin right down to the bone on everything.

The two other soldiers flinched from the explosion before one of them spoke: "Mother fu-"

SLICE, he got grabbed from behind and got his throat cut by a tanto. Once the blood spewed out, Twilight kicked the suffering corpse to the ground.

The other only had time to turn around and,

STAB

get pinned to the wall with a katana through his shield and chest.

SLICE

she thrusted her katana to the right, spewing out his entrails all over the wall and floor. With the blood dripping from her katana, she sliced the air to rid some of the blood on her blade, twirled it in her right fore-hoof, and put in her belt before galloping towards the door, leading to the docking area and passing the air vent above she used to flank and surprise the soldiers from behind.

The door she galloped to automatically opened to reveal a small room with another closed door across from her's. She stopped halfway in the room.

~Blake's Buzzard~

The dog fight score for now was slightly better for us: 2 Hyperion Drop Barges (that includes the one Twilight is in), about 10 ospreys,15 buzzards (that excludes me), and 5 fortified gorge bandit houses left.

BOOM, I flinched.

Make that 7...

RATATATATATA BOOM, I flinched from the bright explosion again

Six! Six buzzards! Now we are fucked!

"Eat this!", I pressed the left bumper on my controller,

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

I shot a missile that broke apart into a series of six missles

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I scored a triple osprey-kill: one missile in a cockpit pf an osprey, one in a another osprey's rudder, and two missiles in another's wing.

BOOM BOOM

The rest of the missiles hit the back side of the untouched drop barge, but it still remains almost steady.

RATATATATATATA

I saw my six buzzards shoot the fuck out of 2 more ospreys from above with their miniguns.

"Five",

BOOM, a buzzard kamikazied into a osprey, interrupting the thought.

"Four! Four ospreys left..."

BOOM, an osprey's side minigun shot down two buzzards.

"...got to take them out fast.".

~Twilight (drop barge docking area)~

Everyone and thing in the docking knew the professional killer was coming through the doors: one constructor, 2 super badass loaders, over 2 dozen soldiers in front of the super badass loaders, and 4 BUL loaders in front of the soldiers as cover.

The door opened and the lavender shinobi came out through it. After a couple steps in, 2 PWR loaders dropped in from above and behind her to prevent her from running.

"WE GOT YOU CORNERED, THERE IS NO WHERE ELSE FOR YOU TO RUN!", a random soldier said before 2 engineers with exo suits at Twilight's 9 and 3 O' clock high, jumped at her from a crate. Just when the BUL loaders, PWR loaders, and engineers were all about to melee her simultaneously in the last second, Twilight made a very faint smirk and a chuckle.

In the span of a split-second, she disappeared, leaving another disk shaped object on the floor with the words: "Fetch! ^-^" (She carved the symbols into the mines herself). In another few milliseconds, the disk launched itself into the air while spinning right in front of their faces.

BOOM

In a flash of white light, the chemical got on to the offenders, ate away at the hardware of the bots, and the faces and skulls of the engineers.

CRASH

While they were distracted earlier by Twilight's holographic clone, she snuck through the air ducts and out of the one above the door her clone went through. This allowed Twilight to use her katana and cut a huge hanging ceiling light, hanging by a thick, metal pole.

She went with the ceiling light and it crushed a super badass loader on the right and killed half of the soldiers in the room. The shattered glass and dust from the light flew everywhere and stunned the other half of the soldiers in the room.

The other super badass loader charged its' guns before,

STAB

Twilight threw her katana straight at the loader's eye, killing instantly as it fell back. The millisecond after she threw it, she jumped over at the leftover soldiers in the room and prepared her Slag RMR-30 carbine,

RATATATATA, her slag rounds killed a fourth of the soldiers as she was airborne. With them stunned even more with the slag, she put away her emptied carbine on her back, and took out her tanto from her hind leg,

SMASH, she used her hind legs to smash a soldier's ribcage in the front and body slide on the corpse. She used her weight and the frictionless surface to kick the body towards a crowd of 3 soldiers to topple them. The kick was followed by a back flip. She landed on another soldier with her hind hooves around his neck,

SNAP, goes his neck, twisted all the way with her hinds.

The purple pony quickly rolled over to another soldier who just got orientated by the slag.

KICK

Twilight did a tornado kick to the left temple, he had a helmet on, but it wasn't strong enough resist a fatal head injury from Twilight's hind hoof. Landing on her hind hooves, she managed to do a cart wheel on the side, disarm a soldier's assault rifle, and ,

STAB, right in the back of the neck when he got forced to tilt downwards.

Another soldier tried to bayonet her from behind, but Twilight turned around counter-clock in a millisecond to high kick the gun out of his hands and into the air and twirl once more to

SLICE, right across the throat.

She grabbed the gun in the air with a right fore hoof as it fell and threw it like a spear at another soldier who was trying to get back up.

STAB, right chest.

Twilight tilted her head back to barely avoid a knife from the right, and soon followed a wrist grip and a dislocated shoulder to the offender from Twilight. The knife dropped and was soon caught by Twilight's right hoof.

STAB, right in the stomach.

She pulled the knife out and threw it at another soldier who pointed an assault rifle at her,

STAB, right in the throat with blood gushing everywhere.

A soldier with another rifle from behind her said: "SAY CHEESE BI-uh!" before,

STAB, another Twilight appeared from the right and stabbed him in the right side of the neck.

CRACK, she kicked behind to break yet another soldier's lower leg, kick the gun out of his hands, and

KICK, right in the wind pipe, crushing it.

She teleported a short distance, right next to another soldier to karate chop his plastic gun in half, elbow him in the face, and catch one of the broken parts of the gun,

STAB, right in the eye with the sharp part of the gun part. She did a twirl kick to trip another behind her and another flip,

CRUSH, to land one of her hind hooves on his neck, crushing it.

Two exo suited engineers tried to punch her simultaneously from opposite sides, but Twilight, within a couple milliseconds, blocked them both with her fore hooves by diverting the kinetic energy around her. Even before they can finish their punch, she flipped her body to do a fore-hoof stand.

KICK, right in the faces simultaneously with an upside-down split-kick, sending them flying a few feet back. She clamped her hinds together to catch an arm of another exo suit and throw him over herself to send him flying forward. She did another flip to land on her hinds again to almost receive another exo-suit punch before diverting the energy yet again with her left fore-hoof. Twilight took out her tough looking tanto with a right fore,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH", she used the knife to cut the whole wrist open, he stumbled back to hold his huge gaping wound from bleeding out but to no avail. While the engineer was turning white from massive blood loss, Twilight reappeared behind the second charging engineer,

STAB

Right in the back

CRACK, Twilight diverted the energy of the third exo-suit's arm yet again but this time it broke apart. She grabbed the back of the engineers neck and used her other bare fore-hoof to rip out his throat.

During all that hoof-to-hand combat, the constructor deployed at least Nine GUN loaders, 3 turrets, 2 ION loaders, 5 HOT loaders, and a Badass war loader.

Twilight put her hooves together and her horn started to glow.

Suddenly the katana in the eye of a dead super badass loader started to produce purple lightning everywhere.

RATATATATATATATA, the sword's hilt between Twilight and the loaders started to act like a magnet, pulling all the bullets into a ball of lead above it. The lightning from the katana struck the ball and melted into a sphere of purple, hot plasma.

"HOW'S THIS!?", Twilight yelled before,

BOOM

Twilight directed the explosion of extremely hot lead at the constructor's army, leaving everything, but the stunned constructor taken out. She jumped high in the air and used her magic to retrieve her katana like a Jedi as she did.

SLASH!

With out looking, she ran towards the open entrance of the craft.

BOOM went the constructor.

An osprey however flew in with one of its' sides towards the door. When the barrels of the minigun on the side turned:

RATATATATATA BOOM

~Blake's Buzzard (seconds earlier)~

"One more osprey to go", I thought: I was the one of the last three buzzards in the sky right now, though we only had three enemy hostiles left in the air: the osprey, the sinking drop barge, and the unidentified aircraft. I saw the last osprey next to the dying drop barge.

RATATATATATA BANG I fired my miniguns and the last missile.

BOOM, goes the tail wing on the osprey.

I suddenly heard something grapple to the bottom of my buzzard. I looked in my left mirror to see Twilight propelling herself up on to the leftside of my buzzard.

"You took out a whole entire drop barge full of hostiles by yourself?"

CRASH, the drop barge hit the side of the gorge.

"Yep.", she said as she put away her grapple and rope on her flank.

BOOM, I flinched from the bright, loud, and huge explosion.

I ECHOed to my allied buzzards: "Where heading back to the final line of defense guys...", I sighed, looking at the last incoming aircraft on my radar, "...we aren't done yet!"

"Is it bad?", Twilight said, sitting on the edge of the side of my buzzard with a carbine in her lap.

"We got one more to deal with,", I kept looking at the incoming red blip on my radar, "...and something tells me that this one means business."

Twilight responded with pull-back on her RMR-30, "I presume we need to put in everything we mother fucking got then, huh?"

"According to the velocity of the unidentified aircraft, it looks like it will heading towards the North West of the tower: the area where we first came in yesterday."

"So this craft is just a drop off?"

"Most likely, and since we don't have anything else coming, we are going to have to assume the worst, by putting everything we got towards that area from the command center."

I looked at my radar again to find a couple land blips on Brick's position.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Shit, I am nearly empty on fuel, looks like we are going to do this on our feet and hooves!"

~Brick~

During me and Twilight's fight, Brick and his bandits were able to take out all the Hyperion that came from the crashed drop barge, but there were still more infantry coming from the Northwest, trying to bust through.

"We are almost out of fuel Brick, I am making a landing on the top of the slab tower!"

"Meet me on the burrowed bunker slab."

~Bunker 100 hrs~

"IT'S NOT OVER PRICKS, GET FUCKING COMFORTABLE!", Brick was was on top of the bunker, burrowed into the rubble.

"SUP Brick!", Brick turned around to see me and Twilight running and galloping towards him.

"Nothing much, besides the fact that they are almost through that wall over there, we could use some support from my badassest slabs!"

I looked back at the tower, "We also have that metal storm turret, I shot one, so we should have two loads of bullets left. Damn that thing uses up a lot of bullets per volley, it is going to take a while before it recharges", I turned my head forward, "We are going to need to save at least one series of bullets on the drop ship."

I took out the Acidic AS70 LMG from my back and pointed at the tower, "Brick, go and make sure that metal storm turret is secure through out this fight."

He patted me on the shoulder, "Anything for you slab!", he said and jogged away.

I looked to Twilight who was just finishing adjusting the sights on her carbine with her magic, "Stick with me, Twyla.", I said, pulling back the handle on my LMG.

~5 Minutes later~

"We have anti-tank barricades up ahead, so there should only be infantry coming.", I thought, waiting in a fortified building on the second floor. I put my gun through a small crack in a wall while Twilight had her's through a boarded window on my left.

BANG BANG BANG, the enemy shot smoke grenades over the wall.

BOOM, the two walls on the sides of the drop barge blew up as soon as the wall of smoke came up.

Suddenly, a sound erupted from the sky,

BOOM BOOM BOOM, "That's right he can send loaders from the sky.", I reminded myself, when the satellite dropped three ION loaders in front of the wall of smoke

"You know what to do boys!", Twilight ECHOed to our bandits.

The ION loaders all formed a single shielded barrier, "Here comes the cavalry!", I said right when I saw the space platform launch more troops in front of the ION loaders: 5 PWR loaders followed by the Hyperion soldiers out in the open.

Jack ECHOed in: "You better give in now while you have a-WHAT!", he said when the unexpected happened:

"Banzai bitches!", Twilight said at the same time when the parts of the tall grass next to the enemy the started to rise. That's because the grass wasn't really grass, it was apart of an old Japanese World War 2 tactic called foxholes: Twilight, out of nowhere, came up with the idea earlier: to cover the big craters in the dirt with grass-camo wooden floor boards and put ambush items under them like psychos.

The first wave consisted of nine, equidistant foxholes with one psycho in each. The hatchets sliced the ION loaders into nothing but scrap metal.

"Their shields are down, now's our chance!", "Kill em.'", I ordered calmly into the ECHO.

RATATATATATATATATATATATA, While the PWR loaders were distracted with the psychos behind them, I and Twilight ended them with a slag and acid combo to the ones turned around to melee the psychos. The Double Barrel HMG's AP rounds just tore the ones who kept facing forward with their fans (too bad for the psychos). The 14+ Hyperion personnel of course shared the same fate, but about a quarter managed to find cover behind some fallen loaders and open foxholes.

"U mad Jack?", I Trolled after I laid down a barrage of bullets at the last loader

"I... want... to... see... their fucking blood... painted across that tower!", Jack ECHOed.

BOOM BOOM BOOM, the station above fired more troops down below under the cover of the smoke.

RATATATATA BANG, Twilight got a perfect headshot to a soldier who stuck his head out. I took out a mortar from my pouch: it was heavy but I was able to bang it on the sill to arm it and chuck it at a Hyperion-filled foxhole.

"TAKE COVER!", I said, knowing that the explosion will be huge.

BOOM, flying pieces of human flesh went flying everywhere. One of the shrap metals went through another soldiers abdomen and another through a soldier's skull.

The smoke immediately dissipated to reveal over three dozen GUN loaders, 5 ION loaders, a dozen HOT loaders, a swarm of surveyors, and as if that wasn't bad enough: a mother fucking Badass constructor.

"See how you like this!", I thought right before reaching into my back pocket for my holographic smart phone.

We had four more unopened foxholes in the ground, but this time instead of psychos: .50 Cal BMG Dahl machine gun turrets.

The grass-camo floorboards ascended to reveal the turrets to them in front of our buildings.

"Mow em' down!", Twilight requested before I pressed another button on my smartphone in response.

"You... Fucking... Asshole!", Jack coldly ECHOed, before the turret's laser sights turn on.

"Bub bye!"

RATATATATATATATATA, the combination of our guns and the turrets quickly mowed down a third of the Gunloaders

Before we could kill any more, Jack's ION loaders jumped in front to form a strong, single, temporary shield. The loaders then fired back.

RATATATA *click* *click*, My LMG ran out of ammo in its magazine, so I took out my Shock VA Assault Rifle. Before I could pull the charging handle, I failed to notice a surveyor heading towards me.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, my shield went out before I had little time to barely dodge a HOT loader's fire ball coming through the crack in the wall I shot through.

"NOBODY COOKS MY BOYFRIEND AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!", Twilight yelled at the loaders before putting in a new magazine in her RMR and shooting the surveyors and HOT loaders who nearly killed me.

"Ow!", Even though I dodged the fireball, I have gotten a pretty bad singe on my right elbow.

Just when their big shield was already about 2%:

CRASH, a GUN loader crashed through the roof.

I quickly pressed the magazine release on my combat rifle before making a 180 while taking out my .22 magnum pistol with a left,

BANG BANG BANG RATATATATATATA

I and Twilight fired a couple .22 magnum rounds (RMR and PMR use same magnum calibre) into the chest of the firing loader.

"AH FUCK!", I screamed in pain from a rifle bullet going through my left shoulder, forcing me backwards into a corner. My health bar was at 57% already and slowly decreasing from blood loss.

"BLAKE!", Twilight came dashing over to me on the floor.

"Ow, no big deal... Fuck!", I got up, holding my wound with my pistol in my right hand.

"DOH!", I reacted to the pain of Twilight, ramming a health syringe in my arm. My health quickly climbed and my wound immediately closed.

"Getting a 7.6 through your shoulder is a big fuckin' deal.", Twilight looked at me with a dead-serious look in her eyes.

"LOOK OUT!", I raised my PMR-30 while Twilight rolled out of the way,

BANG BANG BANG

I shot two of the five surveyors who flew in from a back window in formation.

RATATATA RATATATA, Twilight was reactant enough however, to switch to her corrosive SMG while rolling, and put a couple round through each of the rest of them after landing on her hind hooves.

I looked out the front window to see we have taken out 4/5s of the assault, but the badass constructor looked at me with a light going off on it. I saw it launch some kind of missile into the air.

"Fucking RUN!", Twilight yelled before we ran towards the back window in response.

BOOM, we dashed and jumped out the window to barely get singed by the constructor's tiny nuke: powerful enough to level the whole building behind us to rubble.

We both landed in an "L"-shaped alley way.

The constructor created two ION loaders to protect itself and its' remaining loaders from the .50 BMG rounds while it charged its' lazer,

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, the badass's lazer went from its' left to right to destroy the row of turrets I activated.

"That constructor needs to go!", I said while we were prone on the pile of rubble.

"On it, get your launcher ready, I got an idea!", Twilight said before her horn glowed to make a purple outline around her katana.

I got out my IMI before Twilight held the handle of her katana like a spear.

She suck her head out of cover to throw the katana while yelling: "HA!"

Her katana struck the ground between the two ION loaders. "Bōruraitoningu! (Ball Lightning!)", Twilight yelled at the top of her lungs while putting her hooves together.

BOOM, the hilt of the katana made an explosion of incredibly bright, purple lighting, which wiped out the entire shield,

"NOW!"

I got myself out of cover to get a shot at the constructor constructing another bot, "It's vulnerable, here's my chance!", I thought, aiming my rocket launcher at the eye.

BANG, the force of the rocket's ignition forced me back a bit.

the surveyors strategically got in the way of the rocket, "SHIT!"

BOOM, "Should've seen that coming.".

I ducked and went to get another rocket from my inventory, "I'm go in for anothe-"

"Watch out slab!", Brick ECHOed

All of the barrels on the metal storm turret launched themselves,

One of them broke apart above the badass constructor and made what appears to be a cluster bomb.

BOOM

The bombs made a huge crater of craters where the badass constructor stood after the huge amount of explosives going off all at once.

BOOM BOOM BOOM, the rest of the missiles broke apart and obliterated the rest of the armored vehicles and the infantry, leaving only the sound of the drop ship coming in.

I can hear Jack breath furiously into his ECHO device: "Let's see how you like my friend Shiva, now fucking DIE ALREADY!"

"Here it comes!", I said, putting a new magazine in my corrosive AS70 LMG and cocking it.

"Give it all you got!", Twilight responded before the drop ship started shooting a wall of smoke grenades over the wall before it made directly over its' destination: the wall. We can hear the sound of what remains of the wall and dead drop barge getting crushed as the aircraft made a landing on it.

"That MS turret of ours is going to take a while to load again, I guess we just gotta hold out until it makes it."

Suddenly we felt something big was coming our way from the smoke, considering the tremors.

Out of the smoke, a massive loader, the height of the radio control tower, stopped to scan the area. Not only was it tall and blue, it had four grabbing arms complete with some kind of missile pod on its' shoulder and a laser gun on the other.

"Shoot it!", I yelled into the ECHO.

RATATATATATATATATATATA

It stumbled back a bit from getting a hit a bunch, but before we could do anymore damage, the loader up its' two upper arms to form a shield. While the shield was absorbing all the kinds of bullets, Shiva charged its' laser on its right shoulder.

BOOM, the laser blew up a whole building full of allied bandits.

"Shit!", Twilight said when she saw the missile pod opened.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Dozens of suicide surveyors came flying out and over a dozen came flying towards us.

"Oh fuck!", was what I said before I switched to my slag pump-action shotgun while Twilight put a one way shield around us with her magic.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

The pellets took out over three-fourths of the incoming projectiles,

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Twilight's shield was luckily blast proof and we got rid of all the missiles, the others unfortunately took out over half of the remaining bandits and buildings of the small town, but the rest didn't give up to try to put every single bullet at the loader.

Suddenly the loader dropped its' shield and started walking towards our position. It crushed a couple bandit under its' feet while it walked.

"Fucking RUN!", Twilight said before I followed her lead.

Once the loader got close, it crushed a building apart of the alley way we were running through with a leg. The loader lifted one of its' arms up and began to strike.

"SHOOT ITS ARM!", I said before we both obeyed myself,

RATATATATATATA BOOM

We shot our carbines from the tip of the arm, all the way down to the base to make the loader flinch back.

BOOM BOOM RATATATATATATA

Two buzzards came flying in to shoot missiles and miniguns at Shiva, but the machine was fast enough to open its' missile pods and shoot a homing projectile at each,

BOOM BOOM, the buzzards crashed into the mountain but they brought us enough time to turn right into another alley. After going through about a hundred feet of maze, I saw Brick running towards us at the other end of another alley before I said something: "Hey Brick!"

"Slab!"

"We need to take that thing out!", I yelled, before I saw Twilight hatch another idea in her head.

"I got a little trick for that fucker!", Twilight huddled us a little together with her fore hooves.

After the buzzards distracted it, Shiva went to do other things like destroy what is left of our defenses and rip apart bandits to shreds with its' powerful grabbing arms.

"Where are they?", Jack Echoed while the giant loader was just annihilating the Northwest part of Thousand Cuts.

I whistled loudly from the front of our destroyed .50 cal turrets: "Lookin' for someone?!", I yelled, putting up a middle finger in front of my other arm.

"I am going to break that fucking finger of yours!", Jack ECHOed before the giant robot charged at me.

I smiled and waved at it before it punched right through my holographic projection Twilight made, "So gullible.", I thought and chuckled else where. My clone disappeared to reveal the katana in the dirt Twilight threw earlier.

"Another clone?", Jack Echoed.

"HA!", Twilight put her hooves together from nearby.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, the blade lit up and started making the bot spasm uncontrollably from the eridium lightning.

"It is your turn Brick!", I thought right before from behind: a hammer attached to a string wrapped around the robot's leg. Brick from a top of a building yanked the string to send Shiva flying upwards and twirling in the air.

"I'M RIGHT ABOVE YA!", I taunted straight above in the air with my IMI rocket launcher,

BANG BOOM, the rocket didn't destroy it, but it did give it a nasty push downwards onto its' back. I suddenly exploded into a mess of smoke to disappear above the loader. Out of the smoke came Twilight's giant shuriken, it expanded three times its' size before it broke apart into six, equal, smaller, medium-sized shuriken. Before the loader was able to get up, the shuriken changed course and locked all the limbs to the ground simultaneously between the blades.

It wouldn't hold it forever, but it did give Twilight above a window. The katana below lit purple and began spinning towards the smoke cloud until the handle was caught with a hoof by the element of magic: Twilight.

"YOUR FINISHED!", Twilight screamed after she dropped from the smoke cloud.

"Shit!", is what Twilight said when the laser turret on the shoulder started charging. With the plan failing, Twilight did a gravity back-flip to dodge the laser. She landed and slid back a few feet on all fours in front of the four-armed loader. With all its' might, the giant loader, simultaneously broke all the shuriken holding its' arms down into pieces.

As soon as it lifted its' torso area up, it opened its' missile pod.

BANG BANG BANG, it fired three explosive surveyors at Twilight.

RATATATATATA, BOOM BOOM

I fired my VA Assault rifle at a surveyor and two of them exploded, leaving the last one with Twilight.

Before it was close to Twilight, she used the combination of her magnetic katana and TK magic, to make the missile orbit around her and accelerate to escape-velocity back at the missile pod, faster than it was supposed to go,

BOOM, the countered projectile destroyed the missile shoulder attachment. One of the lower metal arms extended towards Twilight, but she rolled to the right to dodge the vertical smack to the ground. The other arm extended to make a horizontal swipe at the ground, but Twilight jumped and landed on the arm. She galloped up the arm while the laser gun began to charge.

BOOM, the Twilight on the arm was only a hologram and destroyed its' own arm. The invisible Twilight was on the other lower arm.

SLASH!, right before the lazer gun got another shot, she sliced the gun off with her katana, making it useless. She did a roll to absorb of the impact on the ground behind Shiva.

The blue loader did a 180 with its' torso to make a swipe at Twilight with one of its' upper arms.

CRASH, suddenly, a buzzard was thrown from out of no where and into the loaders face, ripping it apart from its' legs and into a rocky wall, right by where I was standing.

"My buzzard, Seriously?", I Echoed to Brick.

"Sorry slab, it was the only thing I could throw!"

I mentally sighed and spoke to myself, "Well, it it not like I am going to-".

CRASH!, as soon as I let my guard down, the loader, crawling with its' remaining two upper arms, came out of the pile of rubble.

"BLAKE!", Twilight screamed and galloped towards me.

I rolled right to dodge a vertical swipe, "Five seconds!".

I sprinted towards Twilight, "Three seconds"

The loader gained on me, "Two!"

I got out my holographic phone, "ONE!"

I tackled Twilight to the side and into a deep crater to dodge an incoming swipe, "NOW!"

I aimed my laser at the loader and pressed the button before we rolled down together down the biggish crater.

~A moment earlier at the tower~

The MS turret turned on its' laser sight and aimed at Shiva.

BANG, it fired all its' ammo almost all at once.

I made sure I was the one on the bottom when we hit the bottom of the crater and "Ow fuck!", I tried to hide the intense back pain by hugging and kissing her hard on the lips.

In what seem almost in an instant and slow motion:

BANG BOOM, we closed our eyes to the huge explosion the loader made upon impact from the massive amount of bullets all at once.

We broke the kiss when Twilight whispered with tears in her eyes, she looked more beautiful than ever with the glow of the fire on her face in the night: "I thought I was going to lose you.".

I made some tears as well "W-we are going to make it, okay?"

We turned our heads to see Brick at the edge of the crater, "That was just fucking, badass. The way you slabs kissed each other without even looking at the explosion! You are a badass couple!".

"Ow, it was nothing Brick, Ow!", god that landing hurt.

"Are you alright Blake?", Twilight said lifting me up.

"I am just glad you weren't hurt my love.", I kissed her on the lips again.

"What the fuck just happened?", Jack Echoed furiously.

"Oh well, I don't know! I think I just saw your giant smurf at the end of this blade right here, shoulder deep!", Twilight taunted with my world's knowledge.

"GAH!"

"Cool story bro!", I said back.

"SHUT UP!", Jack hung up.

"Rage quit!", Brick responded then we were all laughing our asses off.

"Let's get back to Sanctuary!", I said while Twilight was still carrying me.

Brick was still laughing when Twilight said something "How many bandits do we have anyway?"

"I dunno, too tired to care.".

"Let's find a way to build up an assault later after we rest.", I said before the sun came up to just barely warm us up.

14. Just sit back and relax.

Author's Note

If anybody can tell me how to correctly put a YouTube video on here, I'll give you all M16s during the next Hearth Warming Eve! :pinkiehappy: insurance not included :pinkiecrazy:

14. Just sit back and relax.

~Sanctuary HQ 1100 hrs~

I woke up to the sunlight going through a window above us in my face. I still find Twilight sleeping soundly and peacefully to me with her head on my left chest area like a pillow under my arm. I slept with just my jeans and black T-shirt on because I was too damn tired and lazy to take them off over the blankets, the heater was on anyway.

I remember before we slept, we heard Brick talking to Roland about a dispute between some guy getting his skull crushed with Brick's bare hands (honestly, we don't care) in the command center. Despite the arguing, Lilith and Mordecai managed to make them get along and everyone went to sleep happily ever fucking after... the end, let's get on with our lives.

Aaaany way, we took out a lot out of Jack's army, so Roland decided that everyone should take the day off and rest for the next day's mission.

I silently yawned to not disturb Twilight. I stroked her mane so it went behind her left ear and out of her face to reveal the real sleeping beauty she is in the yellow glow of the natural light. I kissed her horn and gently moved my body side ways towards the right until her head was off my chest. I tilted my torso area up and moved my whole body ninety degrees to the right so I had my legs off the bed and "Ow, fuck me up the asshole!" my back still hurts.

Before I could get up, I felt a force around my right stomach pulling me back. I made a whole one-eighty to get a good look at her and yes, she's awake. She was laying down on her belly with fore legs holding her head up and hind legs pointing up and going back and forth alternatively. Before I could make a flirtatious comment, I lost myself in those shiny, half-lit, violet eyes that I never get tired of while she looked back. Without making a sound, I slowly made my way to her face and made a small, side ways lip-grab on her lips while Twilight puts a hoof around my head to pull my face in even closer for a kiss back. We closed our eyes on contact. As we kept kissing each other, we raised our heads vertically until we were able to hug around each others' backs.

While we were still kissing, out of lust, she used her fore hooves pick me up, toss me around herself, and pin me back onto the bed with her on top.

"Damn, she's strong.", I loved her too much not to care though, my only care right now is her; my well being is of no concern to me.

Faint sounds of moans of pleasure erupted from us just as we continued to slid our tongues against one another. She put a right fore hoof under my shirt to touch the left side of my lower torso area, she slowly moved her hoof up to my left rib cage while she had a left fore hoof on my right shoulder.

While she had her stomach on my front torso, I had my left hand touching the back of her head while I had my right on her lower back. I slowly made my way to her the top of her left rump and touched her cutie mark in the process with my lower palm, her moan grew a little louder in response. She broke the kiss and opened her eyes to hypnotize me yet again with her warming smile. I was unaware that Twilight used her left fore hoof to take my right hand, and pulled it so it was just touching the mouth of her pussy.

She put her lowered her head next to my right ear and whispered just loud enough for me to hear, "Well what are you waiting for? Fuck me."

My dick seriously hardened so much that it kinda hurt in my jeans, but I knew the "main course" was going to take it all away.

I made a face expression that said, "My pleasure.", before I used my middle finger to touch and trace along the lips of the mouth of the pussy.

I made a thought, "Hmm better check on the door, what if someone walks in?", I looked at the door before Twilight's TK on her right fore hoof sent massages of pleasure through my neck, "You crazy superego? I don't want to leave her physical presence for a second, maybe later..."

Twilight interrupted by lifting the part of my shirt to get it over her head and lick at my belly from bottom to chest plate.

"or never, muahaha.", god my id is crazy, anyway after I made a couple runs around her pussy with my middle, I did a figure-eight run around her pussy and anus to make it to the finish line: her pussy.

"Enough Teasing", considering the hard nails on my fingers, I made an insulting middle finger before I carefully encircled inside walls of her pussy to get it lubricated. I used the fluid on my middle finger to get the fluid on the rest of my fingers before I inserted my lone middle finger in half way into her.

"Oh fuck!", she responded with the same volume as before, as she licked my left nipple then sucking on it like a baby sucking a bottle under the thin t-shirt I had. I don't know how she does it, she somehow manages to make every part of my body a pleasure center.

"Oh ho ho ho.", I spewed out faintly before I put my lone middle finger all the way it could go in her.

She let go of my nipple and gasped out in response, "We won't need this anymore.", before she used her magic to take the t-shirt over my head and off it went.

"Is that all you fucking got?", she said with an determined smile and pair of piercing eyes, she knew I loved it when she does stuff like that. I responded with an evil-looking grin and chuckle before I took all of my wet, four fingers and rammed all into the pussy all the way until it ate them whole.

"Oh! faster Blake."

"Yes my love.", I responded with repeating strokes in her uterus, I can hear the sounds of squishiness as the intense interior moist heat warmed my cold, aching fingers: making the blood flow quicker and thus making my strokes faster.

"Fuck Blake."

Suddenly she reached over to her rear with a left hoof and did a harmless wrist grip on my intruding hand as it made an exit.

"Let save that for the main course.", she said as she slid her right fore hoof, from my right neck, along my front torso and to my pants where she unbuttoned it. She used her magic to slide it off my legs to reveal my loose boxers and the obvious boner sticking under it, begging for attention.

"Holy shit.", was what I said before she took my boxers in her magic and completely took it off with her teeth.

Sitting right by my legs, "hold still."

"Yes ma'm", god it's so hot when she's in control and she knows it.

She shot some magic at my wrists and tied each hand to two adjacent bed posts. Twilight shot more magic this time at my ankles and did the same for the two opposing, adjacent bed posts, spreading my legs out.

With all my limbs spread out and my head on the pillow, "Twilight I..."

before I could say anymore, she put a magic gag in my mouth. She used a hind hoof to get herself over one of my legs to get in the center. She crawled onto my crotch and put a fore hoof on my chin,

"Let me do the talking, now since you can't move, I get to do whatever I want to do to you.", she put her other fore hoof over her mouth and giggled after saying it in a hypnotic tone.

"Yes master!", Oh satan, I am fucking loving this.

She sat her ass my crotch just so the penis was parallel with her slit and touching, but not inserted.

"Of Grer (Oh god)!", I moaned out in intense pleasure and urge to ram that dick up her asshole.

"You have no idea how horny I am right now...", she said while doing a hot-ass belly dance on me.

"Someone shoot me in the face!", (mind the reference) I thought as I was drowning in excitement.

"I am going to fuck you so hard...", she said before putting her fore hooves on my chest to lift her rump up.

As soon as she aimed her vagina at my elongated member, "...oh not in here this time..."

My excitement exponentiated as soon as I predicted where this was going to go.

My eyes widened a bit "She..."

"...in the back door.", she said right when her tail hole was then pointed directly at my bulging hose, interrupting the thought.

"...just read my mind, you naughty girl.", my eye lids went back to their hypnotized position when I finished my thought.

All was silent until I felt a wave of unbelievable relief and pleasure coming from my crotch, extending all the way to the ends of my limbs, causing my limbs to contract on the ropes and eyes to shut tight. I don't know how to explain this feeling other than it just seemed gripped all the walls on my penis. It wasn't better or worse than vaginal but different; it was like finishing a juicy-ass-fuck apple then going to a creamy banana: you can't compare the two at least in my opinion. All combined with bondage just makes it just... wow. To put in context, it felt fucking good.

"Oh!", she orgasmed as faintly as possible to get just a faint echo in the room back when the dick was a quarter-of-the-way in her ass.

"Howy hit(Holy shit)!", I said.

"This calls for music.", she said, using her magic to get her ECHO from the top drawer and connecting it with a speaker on top of it

Disturbed: Prayer

"Huh? Where did she get tha- oh whohohohoho cares!", she lifted her ass and went back in a little deeper, after my surprise of her choice of music.

For every three beats to the beginning of the song she went in more and more until it was three-fourths of the way in.

I couldn't take it any more any longer and I felt it coming, "I 'ho' want your 'ah'...", she wrapped a hoof around my head and pulled it up to her face while she kept her rate of strokes, "seed inside my 'oh' ass my 'gah' slave, you hear me? In my fucking asshole!", she accidentally yelled out

The gag in my mouth disappeared, "'Woo' Yes master, oh go-mph!", she interrupted me by kissing me hard on the lips before going all in by slamming hard on my crotch, it was a near-perfect match with her colon, I found out when I felt the end of it

I couldn't take it anymore: In what felt like slow motion, I felt the first of the steamy hot paste shoot out into her rectum. The properties of the cum made the walls in her ass slippery and sticky at the same time which intensified the pleasure I was getting.

She gave her last stroke and stopped with the dick and seed still all inside her.

"It was a pleasure serving you my princess.", I said when the straps vanished, freeing me.

"Now I want you to do one last thing my slave.", she said before lifting her rum and freeing my dick but most of the semen that was produced was kept locked away in her loaded colon.

"I'll obey anything for my love.", I responded before she got off my chest and between my spread-out legs. Twilight was now standing with all four legs on the bed, with the rear facing my direction, her tail was still raised for my eyes to feast upon her two openings.

She turned her head so just so her eyes can look at me, "I want you clean out the gutter, if you know what I mean.", she giggled.

"No questions asked master Sparkle", I sat on my folded knees on the bed and did a Japanese bow. I stood up on my knees so my still-lubricated erection was pointed directly at her pussy.

"Now if do this just right I can... OH GOD, that never gets old", I thought as I rammed my dick into her juicy pussy.

She orgasmed when I pushed my erection gently against the thin wall that separated her ass from her pussy and,

"YES, it worked!", I thought when I saw the cum being squeezed out of her anus.

"Let me 'phew' assist you.", I can feel her bowel movements squeeze most of the cum out while she bit her bottom lip doing so.

Right after she squeezed out the last out on my dick I stopped pounding her for a moment with the dick halfway inside her.

"I 'pant' think 'pant' have a little left in me, 'whew' want it?'", I spoke panting

"I want it all slave, every last drop, I want more of your Asian heritage inside of me, I want you to complete us.", I laughed in response

"Yes my love.", right when another song came up

Breaking Benjamin- Dance with the Devil

When the song began I went softly but fast, during the climax of the song, I went in slower but I pounded her harder.

"'oh' 'oh' 'oh', I think I am about to give in.", I said as I felt the last of the fluid move through my productive organs.

"Don't stop 'oh' fucking, I know 'ah' you want to!"

"I'll 'oh' never 'whew' give up on you 'ah' my love, never!", I said with determination before the fluid shot from my penis and into her womb.

"Ah! Yes 'ooh' deeper, let your master hug you."

"Oh yes, I forgot she can... HOLY SHIT!", the walls of her vagina constricted the cock thus catching me off guard in an intense wave of pleasure.

"Now 'oh' we are complete, 'pant' nothing can stop us 'oof' now." Simultaneously we both collapsed from fucking each other so much right when the song ended, the room was again silent.

With me on my fallen back and still erect."I 'pant' love you."

Twilight crawled up to my side to put a fore hoof on my cheek, "I love you 'pant' too."

We closed our eyes and kissed. Our tongues once again slid past another to feel the other's teeth. We then parted lips to get ourselves off the bed in front of the open bathroom door.

Standing side by side I spoke: "Let's get cleaned up."

Twilight jumped up a bit to wrap her fore appendages around my neck, "Together", she added.

"Together", I spoke back then we made out all the way towards the generic bathtub/shower

In the bathroom, we made a mess from spilling water everywhere by making out constantly in the full bathtub and of course Twilight played this song in there.

Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane

We were too tired to fuck each other but Twilight was able to touch and align my penis with her slit again by sitting on top of my crotch.

After a couple moans and groans of pleasure, Twilight was the first to break the kiss when the song ended.

I looked into her eyes and spoke: "Since when did you like hard rock?"

She giggled, "After I soon realized how stupid musicals were, I got a nice taste on the boat here."

"You got some serious balls you know that?", I complimented.

"They have had to get out sooner or later.", she said before I laughed a little.

"I love you Twilight."

"I love you too Blake."

Twilight's ECHO played another song,

before we went right back to kissing.

~HQ downstairs 1230hrs (thirty minutes later)~

After thirty minutes of drying off and putting on the clothes we wore last battle: we were deciding what gear we wanted to carry around.

Upon getting a Dahl Rhino:

Twilight put all six rounds in it with a speed reloader and spun the cylinder before pistol whipping it into her ankle holster.

She spoke: "We should just travel light: carry a pistol, our blades, gadgets, and of course a shit ton of ammo"

I loaded a magazine into my Slowinski:

"Good idea, we probably won't be running into too much trouble today, but you never know.", I said before I pulled the top part back. The gun was small so I put it up my baggy sleeve for easy access.

We both heard my stomach rumble from hunger.

"Hungry?", she said.

"As ever, where's there to eat around here anyways?"

~Outside of Moxxis's 1300hrs~

During the whole trip to Moxxis's I wore my black wardrobe with the hood over my head while Twilight had her black demon star robe with a silk japanese kasa on top keep ourselves low profile and anonymous as always from our "fans" and of course give a symbol of "Don't fuck with us!".

I kept my tomahawk in my digital inventory with my bowie knife in my shoulder holster, while Twilight had her katana on her belt over her robe, tanto on the ankle opposite of where her rhino revolver is holstered, and hand fan gadget in her pony tail; The rest of our gadgets and tools were in our digital inventories.

We stopped in front of the neon sign that said 'Moxxxis's'.

"Are you sure this is a restaurant? Your not setting us up for a strip club are you?.", Twilight joked.

"No,", I brought up the holographic map, "It says it is right here and Jesus Christ I hope it isn't actually a strip club or some sort of sex trafficking.", I joked back then we both laughed.

"It is the only restaurant in Sanctuary, so what can go wrong?"

"Wub wub wub, wub wub wub, OH hay guys waas up, I didn't expect you guys here with all your limbs.", Claptrap yelled behind a podium as soon as he saw us enter the building. I took off my hood while Twilight pushed back her kasa so it was on her pony tail. Claptrap wore a hat with three holographic 'X's on it on his head.

"Nice way to start off conversation right before we EAT!", I said sarcastically, before I calmed down quickly, "Aanyway you got a job?".

"Yep, my friend Moxxi over there...", he pointed to a lady tending a bar on our left hand/hoof side, "...gave me a nice minimun wage job and a place to stay with my good old pal Hammerlock."

Twilight snickered with a sarcastic response: "Yeah he sure is happy to stay with you.", she turned her head left to the only two slot machines in the restaurant, "You have slot machines here as well?"

"Yep go ahead and blow your lifesavings, unless you are under 18."

"Really?!", I was unfortunately 17, Twilight laughed me.

"Nah, I am just fucking with you, this is Pandora after all."

"Grrr, of course!", Twilight giggled in response.

"You have a funny rage voice you know that?".

"Guess I do.", I quickly calmed down from Twilight's seductive voice.

I was the first to go up to the machine, I pulled down the lever on the side and off the machine went and my $7000 dollars (we had $200,000 each to spend by the way), It stopped spinning on two cherries and a Moxxi symbol to open the bottom drawer opened to reveal a

"Are you kidding me?", I said as I lifted the derringer:

High Standard derringer

I looked to the slot machine on my right occupied by Twilight, she got three cherries and the side opened up.

"Is that a AMS?":

AMSD OM50 Nemesis

Twilight greedily grabbed it with her hooves and opened the chamber; thankfully the guns were empty and we had to find and/or buy our own ammunition.

"I think mine's broken.", I said opening my derringer

"You don't say..", she said looking down the 8x scope.

"Well second time's a charm.", I said pulling down the lever again.

It landed on three psycho head and said, "BOOM TIME!"

"Huh?", the drawer opened to reveal a familiar object.

BOOM!, it exploded in my face but luckily it only made my face black.

I made fun of my own misfortune by saying, "Once you go black, you never go back."

"Does that count if your chinese?", she said after laughing.

"Now we are both racist.", we laughed again, "Don't use these machines, they get you with beginner's..."

"Oh fuck yeah!"

"What?", I looked at her machine to see that she got three Moxxi symbols and some kind of battle rifle in her fore hooves.

"What is it?", I said.

She looked at the tag, "A DEM Joun."

Maliwan plasma DEM Joun Carbine

"Holy shit, it is a plasma rifle."

"Are you serious? Let me see that machine.", I said.

"Sure."

~One spin later~

"Why do these 'cough' machines hate me?", I said, covered in soot from getting yet another set of three psycho heads.

"Yeah I gotta a...", she looked at the tag, "...Turcotte"

Turcotte SMG

"All this losing is making me hungry, lets go eat, but first I gotta clean up first, obviously.", Twilight laughed.

"Sure, I'll get a table ready.", I went to the bathroom next to the bar while Twilight went up to the podium

Twilight put the guns in her digital inventory and if we had ammunition that fit the guns, it will automatically load the guns.

"Hey soldier Twilight, how you doing?", Roland spoke when he and Lilith came in.

"You guys are going to eat here?".

"We sure are, where's your boyfriend?", Lilith spoke.

"He's in the bathroom, he had an... "interesting" time with the slot machines."

"I assume that he lost a lot of money now then huh? What about you?"

"Oh well I won a .50 cal bolt action sniper, a plasma rifle, and a nice-ass SMG."

"We had a similar experience when we first came here.", Lilith laughed in response.

I came back with me rubbing a towel on my face, "Hey guys didn't expect you here!", I said putting the towel away.

"Really? This is the only restaurant in Sanctuary", Lilith said.

"So you guys dating?"

"I uh, guess you can call it a date, what about you two?", Roland said.

"I guess so too.", Twilight paused, "Oh who are we shitting, we are fucking dating", Twilight joked before jumping up and making a brief seductive kiss on my lips.

They chuckled and grabbing each other by the shoulder.

"Aw!", they said simultaneously.

After Twilight broke the kiss, I spoke: "Well it is nice to see you guys trying again for a change."

"We'll see how it goes, but you guys want to do a table for two couples?"

"Sure!"

"Table, booth, or stripper pole?", Claptrap joked.

"Um, booth?", I said.

"Right this way!"

We sat at a booth that sat in between the other entrance and the bar, Lilith and Roland faced the entrance while both me and Twilight faced the bar.

Claptrap was just done giving us holographic menus, "My good old friend Sir Hammerlock will be right with you. Mind the bloody puddles after the bar fights!"

"He works here?", I said.

"Why am I not surprised?", Twilight said rhetorically.

"Brick told me all about your last battle with Handsome Jack army, nice job.", Roland said.

"I couldn't do it without Twilight's kill count, don't fuck with her.".

"Oh I am not that good.", Twilight blushed.

"You kidding? She has a double black belt in martial arts, and never misses a shot with her sniper."

"But what about you Blake, you are much as a good killer as me, I couldn't do everything without your leader ship and support from your machines."

"I love you so much you know that?"

"No shit.", she said jokingly then pulled my head in to kiss me.

When Lilith and Roland both smiled whole-heartedly at me, I came up with a thought, "Aren't you guys going to kiss too? I am kinda embarrassed to be the only one to kiss a girl.".

Roland and Lilith blushed and looked away from each other a bit."Well, hehe you see..."

Twilight interrupted Roland, "Just forget everything and kiss, you guys seem perfect for one another."

Lilith spoke to Roland, "You want to... you know, I'm sorry for everyth-"

Roland sighed, "No don't I shouldn't have shrugged you off like that, I-"

"AHEM!"

We dropped our drama and turned to the waiter aka Sir Hammerlock who wore a three 'X' hat like Claptrap.

"Oh hey Sir Hammerlock, how's things?", Twilight said.

"Good news: I got a job, bad news..."

"Claptrap related news?", I interrupted

"Pretty much, how's things on your end vault hunter?", he said with a depressed tone.

"Great, I should be since I got the greatest girlfriend anyone/pony can ask for and a one-way ticket to the best place in the multiverse: Equestria.", Twilight looked at me and I kissed her briefly.

"And you two?", Hammerlock said to Lilith and Roland.

Roland spoke: "Great until SOMEONE ruined the moment, but I guess it can wait."

"So anything you like to drink for starters?", Sir Hammerlock said.

"A shot of vodka.", Roland said.

"A shot of Jack Daniels.", Lilith said.

"Um.", slightly embarrassed by my upcoming choice, "A large vanilla shake...", (Don't judge).

Lilith and Roland looked at me with raised brows,

"...uh", fuck you peer pressure, just fuck everything, "...mixed in with the toughest mother fucking martini you've got!" (Now you an judge me), pretending to sound knowledgable about alcohol.

Sir hammerlock, Lilith, Roland, and Twilight looked at me as if they just dropped their shit.

Lilith raised a finger to probably object, "Um I don't mean to be offending, but isn't that a little tough for a youngster?"

Twilight spoke: "I don't mean to be a naggy asshole about this but, ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?", she made the "coo-coo" gesture with her hoof.

"What? Is that dangerous?", I said being naiive as ever on the subject.

"Dangerous, no shit, it is 40% percent concentrated alcohol, per shot! Imagine what the size of a large shake could do to you!"

"Um, moonshine then?"

SLAP!, "That was kinda of, 'ow', hot.".

She pulled on my shirt so her face was on me.

"That's even more dangerous, dumb ass!".

"Can I just have a bottle of beer?"

"Not a drop of alcohol, that shit kills teenagers!"

"So no alcohol then?"

"Not a sip, for me please?", she looked at me like a begging cat.

"Fine, what are you going to have?"

"The toughest shot of martini they got.", she smiled.

"How come you get a strong drink?".

"Well first of all: I am twenty-one, second: based on my research here on the web, there are some particular differences in the anatomy of humans and ponies, for one: we pony's can take up about three times more alcohol than you humans on average."

"Really?", Roland, Lilith, and Sir Hammerlock simultaneously said

"So your saying a martini is basically nothing for you?".

"To simplify it, yes...", Dang, is there anything a human that a pony can't do? :/

Twilight kissed me on the lips to calm down my fear of her slapping me again.

"...but I'll vow to never get drunk, that is until you turn twenty-one and you want to."

"You'd do that for me Twilight? You don't have to...", she kissed me again to silence me.

"I am doing this for you after all that you have done for me, ok, don't fret about it."

"I love you Twilight."

"I love you too Blake."

Sir Hammerlock interrupted the mood by saying: "So just the shake?"

"Just the shake and I think we are ready to order food."

"Burger with fries.", Roland said.

"The regular Spaghetti", Lilith said.

"Just a bowl of ramen with unagi sushi on the side.", Twilight said.

"A big steak with mar-er mash potatoes and gravy" (ha, you thought I was going to put alcohol in it).

Twilight looked at me with a suspicious squint before Sir Hammerlock spoke, "I guess that's everything, It'll be with you here shortly."

~Shortly 1400hrs~

During the first thirty minutes we got our food, I was naiive to the fact that I was the only one that greedily ate like a pig at my steak, Twilight seemed to have the most manners of the table with her chopsticks. After the thirty minutes: "..And then when I accidentally looked at him for a brief second, he jumped out of his chair and charged at me for fucking glancing at him.", I said, explaining a thing that happened in school, they seemed interested in the conversation, considering their heads were closer to me.

"What did you do about the offender?", Roland said.

"I gave him about a dozen one-inch punches to his chest, didn't know I had it in me.", I bragged.

"Play too many violent video games?", Twilight snickered holding noodles in her chopsticks.

"Violence came a long time before video games.", I joked back.

"If you say so.", we all laughed from our conversation.

"That's got to hurt, did you get in trouble?", Lilith said, twirling the noodles in her fork.

"I told them what I did to him in counseling, they were surprised I managed the fight against someone much taller than me but I didn't get in trouble because they ruled it out it was self defense, either that or they didn't punish pussies.", we all laughed again.

"Sure had an interesting sophomore year.", Roland chuckled.

After everyones plates were 3/4 fourths done on average (except Twilight which she devoured her's), "Well fuck, I am stuffed."

"Here's your check.", Sir Hammerlock.

I saw it was over four hundred dollars and I took out my ECHO to pay in debit then Roland spoke up: "No I got this covered."

"You sure Roland?".

"No offense but you have lost enough money today, if you know what I am getting at."

I then remembered those stupid slot machines, "Well thanks Roland, I owe ya."

He pressed the button on the check to pay, "You don't owe me anything, you done enough fighting Jack's army."

I pushed the button that gave tips and deposited $5,000, Sir Hammerlock needed the money more than I do.

"Thank you Vault hunter, you are now excused.", Hammerlock said to me.

We all got up and shook hands/hooves, "Well thanks Roland and Lilith for the lunch, I don't think I'll be saving room for dinner tonight."

"Don't thank us yet.", Lilith said.

"Well we got to get back to work, enjoy the rest of your break and don't forget to ready for tomorrow's mission tonight.", Roland said.

"Sir yes sir.", Twilight and I saluted in unison.

"See ya.", Roland said before Roland and Lilith got out of the booth and headed out the other entrance.

Twilight and I both got out of the booth after them.

"Let's see what this town has else to offer."

"Thanks for visiting Moxxi's you dirty dirty customers.", Moxxi said as we walked by her.

Twilight went first out the door, but I stopped and looked at the slot machines.

"Stupid machines.", I kicked one of the machines and "Ow goddamn it!", my money counter was suddenly $7000 less and the slot machine began spinning.

"WHAT? OH NO NO NO!", I looked away and prepared for the worst, but instead of another, "BOOM TIME!" or a "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER!", I opened my eyes to see the I got three Marcus heads and a very familiar weapon, nothing of my world or this one.

"Did you fuck up aga-woah whats that?", Twilight said coming back in.

"Is that a Smart gun?"

M56A1 plasma Smart Gun

"A smart gun?", Twilight said.

I picked up the smart gun from the slot machine, "I thought I would never encounter a real one in real life, only in the movies."

"What movie?"

"Remember that movie I talked about: Aliens?"

"Oh yeah, where these things fuck you orally and the offspring burst out of your chest.", Twilight recalled.

"Well this...", I held up the gun, "...is one of the guns they used in the movie, not exactly sure how it worked though, I think it had some sort of infrared camera in the front to help you aim the thing from the hip.".

"Well it is nice the machines decided to like you for a change."

"And for this, I'll kindly give it a kiss.", I kissed the slot machine, "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER!" (yes it actually said that).

BOOM!

I coughed and did raspberries in response to the soot, Twilight laughed.

"I think it wants a divorce.", Twilight joked, then we both laughed at my misfortune.

I put the huge gun on my back to look intimidating: it was surprisingly light, "Lets see if they have divorce papers around here.", Twilight and I laughed again.

~Press stand 1500 hrs~

After walking around town for about forty-five minutes we stopped near the press stand.

"...so in GTA Five online I was trolling this one dude, and I think I got him so mad to the point where he chased me around the map."

Twilight laughed in response, she knew what I was talking about cause I explain it all to her already.

"Gee, what the fuck did you do to get him so angry?"

"I dunno, maybe because I kept killing him every time he followed me, I got so much money from him being the bounty."

"Sounds like-"

BANG!

Twilight was interrupted by a shot sound coming from nearby.

We got out our loaded handguns, "Everybody out of the fucking way.", Twilight said while we bulldozed through the crowd.

~In front of HQ 1415 hrs.~

"Oh hey Vault Hunters!", said a sheriff holding four identical guys in custody and handcuffs. The victim lays with a bullet wound in the head on the ground.

"What happened?", I said.

"I managed to get to the scene and put all these possible suspects in custody, unfortunately I have to hang all of them if I don't know who did it."

"Wait, you can't just kill all of them, some of these guys could be innocent.", Twilight said.

"Sorry, as sheriff I can't run the risk a murder of an inhabitant go about sanctuary, if you can pick out the murder and prove it to me, I won't hang them all.", the sheriff said.

I sighed, "but... grr fine, but just give us time.".

"I'll be in my office, if you have the proof, bring it there, and watch these assholes, understand?"

"We understand.", we said in unison then off the sheriff went.

"Well,", I crouched next to the victim, "Lets start gathering evidence, then we'll analyse it."

I took a closer look at the body and where the bullet entered, Twilight walked around the suspects like a wolf surrounding a prey.

I carefully moved around the head like in LA Noire to get a good look at the victim."Looks like the bullet entered the skull in the forehead but it didn't go all the way through.".

"Can you guess what type of bullet was used?", Twilight said circling and watching the faces of the suspects.

"Not exactly, but wait.... the shell casing, of course!", I snapped my fingers.

"Look!", Twilight pointed to the shell casing right by the body.

I picked up the shell casing and scanned it with my ECHO.

".22 from a pistol most likely.", I said.

"Another thing to note...", Twilight pointed to the forehead, "the area around the face looks a little black, as if it was point blank."

"How do you?... Oh yeah, right.", then I remember all our battles.

"The shell casing was next to the victim so it does make sense.", I continued.

Twilight took a closer look at what they were carrying, one was carrying a rocket launcher, the second, was carrying a shotgun, another was carrying an assault rifle,and the last person was carrying a sniper AND a .22 Ruger pistol.

I noticed this and nodded to Twilight.

"Come here.", Twilight ordered the primary suspect and he obeyed.

"On your knees.", Twilight commanded.

"YOUR NOT GETTING ANYTHING OUT OF ME YOU VAULT FUCKS!",the primary suspect bursted and disobeyed.

"I SAID ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES!.", she yelled super loud.

"AAAH!", she forced him to kneel by stomping the back of his knee.

Right in his face, "One more wrong word...", she whispered with an unfinished sentence.

~Sheriffs office 1500hrs~

I entered the sheriff's office alone through the front door.

The sheriff was doing some paperwork in the natural light from the window when he saw me come in, "Your here, where's your Watson?", he referenced to Sherlock Holmes.

"She's keeping watch of the suspects outside.", I said before I sat down.

"So you got the proof?", he said.

"I found the .22 shell casing.", I lifted the plastic bag with the shell casing and put it on the table

~Earlier at the crime scene 1409 hrs~

"Hey Twilight you think you can get the bullet out with your magic?"

"No problem.", she said as she pointed her horn at the bullet hole.

~Later at the Office~

"The .22 casing was indeed part of the bullet in the skull.", I took out the bloodied bullet in another plastic bag,"Since they both fit, it is confirmed a .22 pistol round was used in point blank range."

~Earlier at the crime scene~

I took the bloodied bullet and casing, and put them together, they were a perfect match.

I tilted my body a bit to get a better look at the pistol he was carrying, "Nice .22 you got there."

He spat towards me, "GO TO HELL!".

PUNCH!, "WHAT DID I SAY?!", Twilight drilled after she punched him in the cheek.

"Hand me the pistol Twilight.", she unholstered the weapon and handed me it by holding the barrel.

I took the pistol and opened the cartridge.

~Later at the Office~

"It was undoubtedly from this gun,", I put the magazine with a missing bullet and the gun unloaded in separate plastic bags on the table.

"...since the gun was cocked and the magazine had a missing bullet. And this gun was found on the guy with the sniper rifle."

"So you found out who murdered the victim, nice job, and as a nice reward I will give you both a nice dinner to Moxxi's tonight."

~Earlier at the crime scene~

"Now I have a couple questions you need to answer, just one actually.", I said calmly then the suspect in front of me gulped in nervousness.

"YES YES, I DID IT! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?", I noticed something quite odd about the way he talked and his face gestures.

"He's lying.", Twilight noticed too, dang she's pretty good at this too.

"Why are you guys silent, except you huh?"

"Well... it..."

~Later at the office~

"Nah, how about we try Outside the box?"

"Huh?", he responded.

~Earlier at the crime scene~

"Come on tell the truth, out with it.", I calmly said to the suspect, like Hugo Strange.

I can see tears form in three other suspect's eyes.

"Why is it that you only have two guns, and these guys only have one each, hm?", Twilight said, aww I wanted to ask that like the "good cop".

~Later at the Office.~

I stood up to look intimidating, "Murderers are one thing, but liars are what I can't stand: fuckers who think they are above the law, who think they can do whatever they want and GET AWAY WITH IT!", I was practically screaming.

"W-what are you sugg-gesting?", he nervously said.

"Where's your gun?", I said.

"What gun?", he was practically sweating.

"Don't bullshit me, I know every cop carries a gun!"

~Earlier at the crime scene~

"OKAY OKAY IT WAS..."

~Later at the office~

"Oh yeah I have a gun, it is right HERE!", suddenly the cop pulls out a Double-barrel shotgun from his desk and cocks one of the primers.

~Earlier~

"...THE SHERIFF!"

"Why lie?", I said.

"For years he would do shit similar to this, he'd force us to look alike and become his puppets or else he would black mail us, OR WORSE, our, f-f-families, Oh my sweet sweet daughter!".

~Later~

BANG!

The pellets blew out my shield since it was shock.

"YOUR DONE!"

BANG!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!, he screamed out in pain from a .50 bullet going through his shield and arm.

"How does it feel to be lied to huh?"

~Seconds earlier~

I had Twilight hide in a clay flower bed in a guile covered in fake flowers from a great distance away. Her bolt action sniper had a silencer but it was not a challenge for Ms. Deadshot.

"YOUR DONE!", she heard the conversation through my mic.

"I knew it!", she then pulled the trigger.

BANG!.

~Present~

I kicked the table in the air so the top of it was parallel with the wall behind the sheriff, I kicked it forward, knocking him down.

I quickly unholstered my pistol from my sleeve.

"Thought you could get away with it huh?", I thought right before I pulled the trigger.

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG

I shot him five times through the table, killing him.

"Looks like there is a new sheriff in town.", I said, blowing the barrel of the gun, I loaded in another magazine and holstered it, blood came out from behind the table.

"Make that two sheriffs", Twilight ECHOed

CRASH!

She used her zip line to crash through the window she shot through and rolled to absorb the impact.

"Time to get this suit off!", she took the suit off and was back to her previous clothing and hat wear.

When she saw me just staring at her, "Come on, I'll take the rest off when we get home.", she made a wink then I bursted out laughing.

"What are we going to do about him?", I question the body.

"I'll contact Roland what happened and the raiders will happily confiscate the body.", yeah carrying bodies sure is fun.

"So why did he do it anyway?", I had to think of the motive here.

Twilight went up to the body and checked his ECHO, "To get back what he lost in a poker game: $10,000, my interrogation with our sniper buddy and his ECHO data confirms this."

"So what did you do with the ones in handcuffs?", I said.

"I freed them, they said they were grateful that for us Vault Hunters and promise to pay us something in return."

"Well it is good we brought a good sense of justice to Sanctuary."

Twilight checked the time (1530 hrs), "We still have hours before we go off to a bit of preparing tomorrow."

"Let's see what Scooters doing.", I said then we were off.

~In Scooters garage. (1630 hrs) ~

We entered through the back of Scooter's garage to see a it packed full of Sanctuary's citizens surrounding what appears to be a fight going on. I see practically everyone I know here: Marcus (who probably is here for collecting money), Zed (for the hospital bill money), Scooter (can't make a business off a garage on a floating city, so why not make it a fighting arena?), Moxxi (to flirt with the audience), Claptrap (to happily annoy and troll everyone), Sir Hammerlock (the troll dummy), Mordecai, and last but not least Brick (who doesn't want to host a great mother fucking arena, wonder how he got into Scooters head about this).

KICK! STOMP!, we just saw a brute with cargo army pants kick in a normal-sized, random person's teeth in and toss the unconscious corpse out of the out of the ring of people.

"WHO CAN STAY IN THE RING THE LONGEST?! THE PERSON WHO IS LUCKY AND CRAZY ENOUGH TO STAND ALONE IN THE RING AFTER 7:00PM GETS A MILLION DOLLAAAARS, LEAVE YOUR PERSONAL WEAPONS IN YOUR LOCKERS BEFORE YOU ENTER THE ARENA!", Brick said on a microphone.

"Five dollar entrance fee.", Marcus said quickly mic.

We passed through what looks like a detector.

"OH COME ON!", I said as I saw my $5 go down.

I got Brick's attention."I SEE WE GOT THE ALL FAMOUS VAULT HUNTEEEEEEEERS!"

The crowd cheered at us and the spot light came on us, blinding us.

"WILL THESE DANGEROUS VAULT HUNTERS TAKE HOME THE PRIZE OR A HOSPITAL BILL!?", really Brick?

"WOOOO, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!", the crowd cheered

"Aww you got a little purple horsey, what is a scrawny kid and a horse have a against me?", the brute taunted.

We didn't show any emotion, but I sure felt it when he insulted me and my girlfriend.

"Aw did I get you angry, come and show me what you got."

"Blake.", Twilight said with cold rage.

"Yes Twilight.", I said with the same tone.

"Lets kick fucking his asshole."

"Agreed, He obviously doesn't know who he is fucking with."

~The arena~

During the next fifteen minutes we left all our personal weapons, gadgets, and equipments in our lockers. We also left Twilight's kasa and robe, and my hoodie behind which left me with Twilight's hot outfit and my casual clothing.

"Lets show who this bitch who's pimp.", Twilight said doing a tornado kick in the air then this song came on.

"Let me, I'll tag you along if I need help." I said standing before the red rim of the ring.

As soon as I entered the ring:

"I WANNA SEE SOME BLOOD!", I heard someone say in the crowd.

"RIP EACH OTHER'S THROAT OUT!", I heard another say.

"PUT THE DICK IN THE ASS!", I head Claptrap yell.

When I got closer to the brute, he was a foot taller than me, but I didn't show any fear.

"So you wanna cock shoved down your throat I see."

"Seems better than what I had with your mom last night.", I said back to the brute.

"Oh you are going to get fucked for that!", he cracked his knuckles.

"Well come on!", I gave him the two-middle-finger-come-here-gesture, "Come and get your dick back!"

"FUCK YOU!", he said before he launched a furious straight at me.

I chuckled before I immediately dodged it by rotating my whole body ninety degrees to the left and tilting back a bit just enough. Following a nice spin and,

KICK, right and hard (that's what she said) in the gut, but he used his left arm and stomach to hold it in place.

He was strong enough to lift me so he took my leg and slammed my back on the concrete.

"YOU THINK THAT'll WORK?"

"Ow", I thought.

He jumped high in the air and aimed aimed both of his feet at my head, I was fortunate enough to roll to the right before he slammed his feet onto the floor, That could've killed me there.

I jumped onto my feet just seconds before he threw another straight at the side of my head. He was strong but he was no match for the sudden wrist grip.

"Huh?", he said as soon as all the kinetic energy in his arm just vanished.

Still holding his hand in place, I used his stiff shoulder to jump-flip over him and

WHAM!, kicked right in the face with the bottom of my foot, I used his face to push back to where I started: on my feet.

Stunned, I back handed his weakened arm out of the way and dashed to the front of his chest.

PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH...

I did a million one inch punches per hour to his front torso area, pummeling him backwards. After the last punch, I kneed him in the junk.

"OOOOOH", he yelled in pain from me busting his balls.

I then tornado kicked him so hard in his left temple, he fell right like a rag doll.

"Hua YA.", I made a karate stance at the downed but conscious corpse.

He slowly got up, coughing up blood from all the internal damage I gave him but it wasn't enough: "How c-can a toothpick like you b-beat me?"

"Black belt dumb ass."

"W-what about your fuck horse?".

I responded coldly, "Oh, you do not want to fuck with her or her boyfriend, like what I did to you and your mom.", I warned and taunted.

He then tried to strangle me by opening his hands, "I'll KILL YOU!"

"Say I didn't warn ya.", I said before I felt some weight on my shoulders.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING HURT HIM!", Twilight said after she vaulted over me to destroy him and oh boy I can feel the fear of getting mutilated in his eyes.

He tried to grab the incoming straight fore hoof to the face and succeeded, but Twilight was fast enough to karate kick him straight in his right side, right where the liver is supposed to be. Slightly after receiving a huge amount of force to the gut (He's muscular but swear I could hear the liver burst), she used his right side and previously grabbed hoof to dislocate the defensive shoulder, freeing her hoof.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!", he stepped back away from Twilight while screaming and holding his dislocated shoulder

"GUYS!", was his potential last words before Twilight ran up to him, gave him yet another dozen one inch punches to the chest, a hard kick in the stomach and ended him by using one of his bent knees as leverage for her backwards flip followed a run up his chest,

KICK, right in the lower jaw! That kick was so powerful that it launched him about TWO-FEET in the air.

WHAM! He landed straight on his head, I could hear his neck cracking from the weight of his own body (Is he dead? I don't give a fuck, he tried to kill me!).

"Holy shit Twilight, nice one!", I praised as soon as she landed without even breaking a sweat.

"It is not over yet!", without panting, she pointed to the victim's incoming gang members cutting in through the crowd towards the arena.

"YOU KILLED THE BEHEMOTH!" (like I said I don't give a fuck, sue Brick instead for manslaughter), three slightly less muscular guys with random baggy overalls and ghetto accessories came out of the crowd. One had a lead pipe as a blunt, the right guy had a heavy 15 ft. chain, and the middle had a kitchen knife in his hand.

"Wasn't much of a challenge.", Twilight said spitting on the corpse.

"We'll gut you like pigs once we are finished with you!", the middle one did the cutt-throat gesture as he said it.

"Now it is three against two, how does it feel to be out numbered?", the guy with the chain said.

"You can't bring in weapons!", I said.

"You blind or something?", the guy with the pipe pointed to Marcus behind a booth, selling melee weapons to people inside the arena, "Marcus, you greedy-ass dick!", I yelled inside my head.

"Don't worry Blake, we've done this before.", I looked at Twilight to find, not fear is her face, but a determined, teethy grin.

I looked back at the group, at the lead pipe guy mostly, "Come and get some."

Twilight seemed to be focused mostly on the deadbeat with the chain, but we made sure not forget about the middle dude.

Without saying another word, the lead pipe guy ran up to me and made a vertical two handed swipe at my head. I grabbed onto arms swinging it and stopped it in its tracks, I high kicked his face. He dropped his pipe and I caught it I threw it over to Twilight.

She caught it in her fore hoof and twirling it around like a helicopter rudder and eventually slowed to a halt.

The guy with chains made a horizontal slash at Twilight, she used both hoofs to make a perpendicular block with the pipe so one end of the chain wrapped around it and locked in place.

Twilight and the guy on the other end tried to tug o war at each other, but Twilight ended it by holding the reinforced pipe like a spear and chucking it at the guy's head.

The combined force of the released energy, kinetic energy, and Twilight's strong foreleg just knocked him out cold as soon at the end of the pipe hit his forehead.

"I am going to cut you up and eat ya!", the last dude said before grabbing her from behind with a knife on her throat,

WHAM, she threw him over herself hard onto the concrete in front of her, grabbing the blade arm, disarming him in the process. He rolled onto his front to take the intense back injury.

Twilight wasn't finished, in matter of a couple seconds, she did two opposing twirl kicks to put the two palms of his hands in place above one another. She grabbed onto the knife, took aim, and threw.

STAB!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!", right through the two palms and stuck into the ground was the knife she threw.

During Twilight's fight, after I tossed her the pipe, I knocked the hostile who previously had the pipe as a weapon, by palming him hard in the chin, sending him flying.

"How much time?", I said.

She looked up at a timer on Brick's booth.

"About 2 minutes!", she said.

Five more guys from all directions came with similar attire and various weapons.

"GET THESE TWO! AAAAAAH!", the guy on the ground screamed, still in incredible amount of pain.

"You heard him!" the guy with a car door/hand-held riot shield.

Another new dude with an open switch blade made a horizontal, one-handed slash at my throat; I dodged it by a hair by tilting my whole body back a little. I dodged another opposing swipe by doing a hand-stand flip backwards, kicking his lower jaw upwards in the process.

When my feet met the ground once again, I used another enemy's bald head as leverage to vault over with my two hands and kicked the guy behind him with both of my feet in the chest. I toppled my unarmed target over and pushed him onto the concrete from the front, knocking him out cold from hitting his head.

The enemy I vaulted over had a baseball bat with nuts and blots through it, he had turned around and tried to strike me on my previous target.

WHAM!, from his left, he got karate kicked in the face by Twilight's hind leg. He skited across the hard cement as his out-cold body flew to right of his previous position and out of the ring, she used the leverage from the target to face-jump from him and land a kick in the Switch blader's stomach. She used the leverage from her target to jump-flip back and land with her two hind legs on the concrete to get a good distance from her target.

She put all fours on the ground and galloped as fast as she can towards her enemy, he tried to make another horizontal swipe, but Twilight jumped over his swipe and head to take his head...

WHAM!, use her fore hooves and bodyweight to give him a serious concussion to the back of the head on the concrete, she made a Hollywood pose on the ground as soon as she and the head landed like in Saints Row 3.

I rolled back to transition from crouching to standing to get off the body. I fell back again to topple another enemy behind me backwards.

SLAM!, sandwiched between my back and the concrete.

I saw that he had a metal knuckle on each hand, so I then rolled backwards again to get off the stunned guy I squished and grabbed one on his arms in the process

The hand I was holding was in a tight fist, so I twisted the arm with my whole body to unlock and open it to get the metal knuckles from it.

STOMP!

I jumped up and stomped on his head to knock the recently injured dude out to take his other metal knuckle.

I put them on each hand and practiced by punching twice in the air, the real game started as soon as the last car door dude charged at me from behind. I turned around...

SMASH! "Get out from behind there!"

I said as I punched through the glass of the door to grab his gold-plated chain around his neck; I negated his charge and put my leg on the car door to pull his body out through the broken window until the door aligned with his waist.

PUNCH!

I did an upper cut into his stomach.

Twilight was just behind the shield with the switch blader's knife in her right fore hoof.

STAB!

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH", the last victim screamed in pain.

"Oooooh!", I heard the audience flinch from seeing Twilight ram a switch blade's blade up his ass... literally.

"Take it like a mare!", she said then slapped a cheek on his rear.

"I don't usually to promote this, way to go vault hunters!", I heard Sir Hammerlock said.

"Harder and Deeper!", jeese he's had enough pain Claptrap.

"Time to add anal surgery, scratch prostate exam.", I saw Dr. Zed write on his clip board while talking to himself.

"The first time always hurts!", that's what Moxi said.

"Way to go vault hunters!", Mordecai said raising his arm in the air.

The clock hit the time limit (7:02pm),"AAAND IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNEEEEEEEEEER!".

"OH YEAH!", we said in unison and high five/hoofed.

"OOONE MILLION DOLLARs to my two favorite badasses: Twilight Sparkle and Blake Williams! *Sniff sniff*, they kill so fast.", I heard Brick oddly on the verge off tears.

I saw Brick pull a lever:

SLAM!, we both flinched to a crate being dropped in front of us, seriously Brick?

I picked up a bat on the ground and twirled it a bit in my hand,

BREAK!, I broke the latch on the crate and it opened by it'self.

"Twilight?", I said looking upon the stacks of 100 dollar bills in the crate.

"Yes?", she said grinning

"We are going on a shopping spree tonight."

~In front of Marcus 2000 hrs~

During our visit at Gunstop (firepower to the people), we each spent a little over $250,000. We couldn't carry everything in our digital storage, so we used a regular shopping cart to carry the rest. I bought mostly the materials to make a new special friend (I do not have a weapon fetish.) that will replace my quadrotor.

"Thanks for shopping at Marcus, see you soon!", Marcus happily waved to us as we walked away from the store.

"So what else do you do piss people off?", Twilight talked whiled I pushed the cart.

"In Battlefield 4, I put C4 on chronic campers, and I message to them saying, "you got C4 in your pants", then you know the rest."

Twilight bursted out laughing, "I gotta try to do these troll tactic on my friends when we get back home, especially Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, you'll love to hang out with them."

"I can't wait. Where here.", we stopped in front of HQ.

Twilight helped me with the door and we went inside; Tannis was doing her thing as usual.

"You can go upstairs Twilight and rest, I'll meet you up there when me and/or Tannis are finished with this.", I said putting a robotic arm on the table.

"I love you Blake!".

"I love you too, Twilight!", I kissed her on the lips before she went upstairs.

"Alright.", I put a roll of paper, measuring tools and utensils on an empty table, "I need all the help I can get Tannis, are you up for the challenge...?"

1 Welcome to Pandora

My name is Blake A. Williams and "Ow fuck, my head!" I yelled as I woke up to the wrong side of the bed, or a goddamned metal floor I should say. I sat up and briefly scoped my surroundings to find myself in what appears to be a partially oxidized metal room, with a thick yellow horizontal stripe going around the entire room. I suspect it somehow linked 'Hyperion' since their is a giant logo of it on the floor, probably the same company that made this room since it has the same futuristic-looking design.

I looked down to what I was wearing, the usual: olive-green, sleek, light, jacket from the Old Navy, blue sagging jeans, and a pair of black and blue Reebok sneakers with a bright orange sole on the bottom with a 'zigzag' pattern. I felt my black, straight, and debatably emosish hair and 'still got my hair' I thought.

As I began to rub my temples to relieve myself of the ongoing headache I was having and groaning, a feminine voice spoke 5 feet from behind me and said, "Um hi?".

I turn my head to find (I kid you not) a purple unicorn that was at the same height as my collar bone. It had a darker purple mane with a small hot pink stripe running through and matches the tail. On each side of its flanks there is a magenta six-pointed star with smaller white and magenta stars surrounding it.

Not wanting to scare it by screaming like a moron, I quickly calmed myself and responded,

"Wow, are you a talking purple Unicorn? Cause I must be dreaming."I said with a slightly sarcastic tone.

"Yes and I suspect the same thing, but can you be a little more careful before spouting out profanity?"

Still a little shocked I closed my eyes took a deep breath. I opened them (and yes she is still there) just to be sure I am not hallucinating. Thinking no apparent reason to be rude to a kind-of cute sentient being or stranger just because he/she is different.

Rubbing the back of my head, I said, "Oh sorry you had to hear the 'f-bomb'. I have to wake up to on a metal floor, not the best thing to wake up on. Anyway back to the point: do you know where we are?".

"I have no idea, I was just walking to my home in the middle of the night then suddenly a ball of blue lightning came out of nowhere! Next thing I knew I woke up with a sore headache in this very same room like you about half-a-minute before you did! Do you...!?" she panicked.

I raised my brow a bit in surprise and responded, "If I did would I have asked you that question?" I said with a tone of irritation. "But anyways to answer that question: no, I was just walking down the halls of my high school in the afternoon when the same ball of lightning (with your description) suddenly left me blacked out. Then you know the rest."

"Wait your a teenager? You a lot older for some one who is a... uh. what exactly are you?"

"I am a homo sapiens or human for short. Humans happen to share a common ancestor closely with apes, not evolved from. People tend to get that wrong. And you...?"

"A pony or more specifically a unicorn"

"Oh I forgot to introduce myself" I held out my hand. "My name is Blake Williams, call me Blake. As you can probably tell already, I am a 17 year-old male of my species. I come from a city named San Francisco in a country call the United States of America on a planet called Earth. I am not sure If I am even in the same universe as where I came from since I have never seen a talking hor...- I mean unicorn."

"Names Twilight Sparkle, I am a female and I am 23. I come from a town call Ponyville, Equestria on a planet called Equis." she said as she accepted the hand (or hooves?) shake, though I can tell it is weird for us both to touch a completely alien appendage.

"A young adult? You look five to seven years younger, like near my age!"

"Wow thank you! And you look seem pretty well-educated for a teenager!"

"That's what paying attention in class makes you and to be honest, a lot of my friends and schoolmates are occasional dumb asses, but they are cool enough."

Twilight rolled her eyes and giggled a little.

"Shouldn't you be freaking out right now that you have made contact with an intelligent extraterrestrial being?" I said as I made a thought.

"I have many types of sentient species on my planet that are much more intimidating than what you look like and meeting something else new isn't really all that shocking."

"Wow, cause us humans are the only sentient species on my planet. And before you ask why I am not freaking out is because unlike others, I learn not to waste my energy on panicking unless I think I know I am going to get harmed. Lucky for you I don't happen to be the average human who freaks out and panics."

"It seem like you tough and new situations pretty well!"

I shook my head and added, "I am not phased by much but, anyways, lets find a way out of whatever we are in and find a way back to our worlds or universes for that matter."

"Our universes?" she asked with confusion.

"Well, you see on my home planet or universe, it is an idea or theory that our own universe may not be the only universe. In fact there may be infinite amount of others with infinite possibilites, which is the most probable explanation I can come up for why I see a talking purple unicorn in an unfamiliar room." I saw her mouth drop.

"Wow amazing, you are into science, cause I am too!"

"It's really nothing, I just know basics, but it is mind-blowing stuff when you learn more about it. Anyways, lets find an exit and find a way back home."

"Agreed, now lets have a look around to find anything useful!"

I made a better look around and only found what appears to be an empty futuristic red and yellow crate with a complex opening mechanism across from the only way out of here at the back end of the room.

I sighed and said, "It looks like someone got here before us. This place is picked clean of whatever was in that crate."

Twilight looked at the logo and said "Does Hyperion ring any bells?"

"No, I am unfortunately as clueless just as you are. Lets see if we can't find some answers out there."

I looked at the only way out of the room: the door. The door, apparently, also has the complex opening mechanism like the empty crate across from it. It took up almost all of the wall's area.

I signaled Twilight to come over to the door with my hand. "Lets look for a way to open this tin can.".

As we came closer to the door, a green lit button stuck out like a sore thumb on the right side of the door and stopped in front of the button. Twilight put a hoof on my hand as I was about to touch the button."Are you sure it is a good idea to open this door? We don't know what's on the other side!"

"I know, but I'd rather not wait in this metal lunch box and starve to death waiting for help. And judging the condition of this room I'd say likely nobody will come and rescue us"

She sighed, "Well if you say so."

"Well..." I took a deep breath "...here we go!"

I pressed the button and as expected the door released its locks and slowly began to open out and downwards. As soon as it opened, a blast of freezing air went through the crack of the door. "Damn its cold!".

It was apparently in the middle of the clear cloudless night. We both gasped at the beautiful and breath taking view of the star-filled sky with magenta and green auras slithering like a snake across the sky. In front of the magmatic covered moon was a gigantic H-shaped satellite. Down on the ground there was snow everywhere with mountains ranging from just a small house to two empire state buildings. Just a few feet in front of us was a cliff: looking over a fatal 5000-7000 foot drop, the snowy plains and icy mountains, complete with the blue ocean on the horizon. No sign of civilization yet (unless you count the container and giant-ass satellite).

Twilight spoke, "Wow you almost forget the about the strange things that happened not too long ago."

"I know right? I never thought I would ever get to see a spectacular view like this one, now I have."

We stepped our of the container just stopping a few feet away from the cliff. I carefully bent over the cliff to look at the dizzying height. I whistled which created an echo. "Well that is a long way down." I bent back. "Looks like we are not going down that way.".

"Any suggestions?".

Then a thought came to me, "Wait, your a unicorn, correct?", Twilight nodded. "What spells or magic do you know?".

"Oh I forgot to tell you: the three basics of a unicorn are levitation, illumination, and teleportation. Others are kind of experimental now. Why, is there no magic where you come from?".

I looked at Twilight "No, but we do have the technology to keep a lot of us sustained." I looked back at the landscape. "So how does this teleportation of yours exactly work?".

"I just think of the place where we want to go and teleport the mass I want to a location. But there are limits."

"Explain these 'limits'." I looked back.

"Teleporting takes energy: the amount that is taken depends on the distance of the teleportation and the amount of mass that is being teleported".

"Guess we shouldn't do any teleporting just yet."

"Why's that Blake?"

"We don't know where we are supposed to go yet, so teleporting will just lead to the possibility of getting farther from where we want to go. Second you are going to need the energy to keep up with me and fend off anything that may want to have us as a midnight snack."I said.

"Hmm. Good point.".

I looked over to my left and saw a cave at the end of the cliff that had a faint but noticeable light coming from the center. It is hard to tell what is at the end of it though. I pointed to my left and Twilight turned her head in the same direction. "Looks like someone's home" I said.

"Hm I don't know if we should tru-"

Twilight was interrupted by a loud 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!' That broke silence of the night. The sound came from the right hand (or hoof?) side and (I shit you not: I almost shit my pants, don't laugh).

Twilight made a brief scream and I jumped and yelled in fear "WHAT THE FUCK!?".

Suddenly, an ape-like creature, the size of a car, came climbing on the right side of the cliff we were on and looked at us. The creature had a muscular upper body, with four arms and an ape-like face, with a vertically placed mouth and two tiny legs.

"IT LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! RUN, GO GO GO!", I yelled and out of instinct. I continued "I'll distract it Twilight, you go the cave!"

"Blake no!" She said in worry.

"Just do it!", She hesitantly galloped towards the light in the distant.

I picked up a four-pound rock nearby and threw in the creature's face. Unfortunately, it was like throwing a grain of sand at a person to the beast. The creature looked at me like it was about to say: 'seriously?'. Another bloodthirsty roar came from the beast as soon I made a run for the cave after Twilight. The primate used its four arms for top speed. "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,...!" I said as it was about to pounce its fleeing victim before a wave of purple light_outlining the beast, sent it flying a few feet back and dazed. I stopped to look back for a second then at Twilight at the mouth of the cave_pointing her glowing horn at the creature.

"Come on I won't let you die. Not here, not now!" she yelled angrily.

They had a 2-second head start to run before creature orientated itself.

~meanwhile~

After the little yellow Hyperion was done hanging out and playing Texas Holdem with his dead biotic and abiotic friends, he decided to go for some fresh air "no lungs? Fuck logic" he thought to himself. He opened his front door while drinking imaginary whiskey and humming 'wubs' when suddenly...

BAM

"Aah!" he yelled as he had a purple quadruplet and white biped, trip and topple onto him out of desperation.

~Back to 1st person~

I and Twilight got up and quickly noted the door we came through.

"Quick! Shut the door!" I yelled. Twilight responded and slamed the door on the beast's arm trying to claw its way in.

My heart started racing as I looked around for something to back away the creature and found a conveniently placed, loose, yard-long metal pole lying on the wall begging to be used. I took the metal pole, with as much force as possible, hit the creature in the face with one end of the metal pole, repeatedly until it stumbled back a few feet with a bloody and bruised face.

Twilight with her adrenaline running through her veins, closed the door and was luckily able to figure out how to lock it shut before the creature launched itself at the door. While the creature was still pounding at the door, Twilight looked at the couch and said: "Hurry help me with this!".

I responded, helping the pony levitate it by taking an end of the couch and sliding it in front of the door. After both of us hyper-ventilated for around thirty seconds, the pounding stopped. I put my ear to the door, "Blake no stay away!", I responded with a "shh!". There was a sound of a beast giving up and running away on the other side of the door.

I scoped the area to find a small room with the walls made of ice, like the interior of an igloo. A big furnace lays just about three meters in front and across from the door we came though. The furnace continues to warm us up as we remain in the room. 'And oh Satan' I thought to myself, as I saw what appears to be dead humans everywhere, placed on couches, against walls, and on the floor as if someone was trying to impersonate them as living. A giant hole in the ceiling, right above the platform (where the furnace is on), reveals the clear night sky.

As I panted between every word, "What the hell wa-" Twilight hit me in the stomach with a frontal hoof (probably deserved that for scaring her) and she hugged me into a bone crushing hug. Sobbing with her face smothered in my chest, she lifted her face up "Don't you do anything stupid like that ever again! I only have met you for like what: fifteen minutes? I almost bucking lost you and you are the kindest person I ever met! Celestia, you are just a colt!" I made a slight blush and and held back a tear at the incredibly touching compliment and concerns (Shut up! I am a sensitive person! God!).

As I rubbed her mane I said in a calm voice, "shh shh shh! Don't cry! Don't cry. Everything is allright."

After she was done releasing her hug and wiping her eyes with her hoof, a sudden robotic voice broke the mood.

"AHEM!"

We both looked at the 4ft., yellow robot with a white stripe going horizontally just over its only eye. It stood on only one wheel and had its arms crossed with the shudder over its eye, acting like its eyebrow, creating a cute, mad expression.

It spoke again"Are you two done making out, cause' I have a guest room right over-"

I spoke out, "WHAT?! NO, We were just attacked and-!"

"Nah, I was just fucking with you.", He stuck a hand out to make a handshake, "I am a CL4p-TP! But you can call me-... WOAHHHH!" he was interrupted by a shockwave of purple outline, which pushed him into an icy wall.

"Ow", As soon as he hit the ground, jumped back onto his one wheel while rubbing his top. "Fuck me up in the tail pipe horsey, can't you take a joke?".

"Not fucking funny! We could've gotten eaten alive by that... thing and all you do is greet us with an insulting joke?!".

I raised a surprised brow at her and she looked back at me.

"WHAT!? You said it first!", she exclaimed.

"Okay, Okay, I'm sorry horsey, but where was I...? Oh yes my nickname is Claptrap and that 'thing' out there is a bullymong named Knuckle Dragger, killed everyone I know!" he said as I wondered how a he had feelings like living animals, but I don't feel the need to question it though at the moment.

"I am a pony and the name's Twilight Sparkle!" she said angrily and calmed down a bit.

I stepped in and said: "My name Blake Williams but you can call me Blake and I am a human"

"Well no shit, anybody that hasn't lost there sanity on this planet are human. In fact they were a dominant species, before this planet turned into a post-apocalyptic shit-hole; almost everyone lost it and started committing raids and cannibalism to each other." He said with an annoying happy tone.

"C-c-cannibalism?" she with widened eyes.

"Meaning when h-h-humans eat each-?" she paused and gagged.

"Yep! I hear human flesh isn't so bad and the best parts are the eyes, though sadly I don't ha-"

"BLLLEEEEEEHHHHHH!"

"...taste buds." as he was covered in vomit.

"Also I have to apologize for the tone of my voice I have had. You see my programers made this my default tone of voice I am actually quite depressed. Though I keep myself going with claptrap and dead bodies to keep me company!". Claptrap said.

'Well that explains it' I thought.

Twilights eye twitched in shock as she just noticed the dead human corpses scattered about. One group of dead clap trap units in particular was gathered around a table as if they were playing poker. "D-d-d-ead corpses? Why do you...? argh! I am gonna need a therapist when I get home!" she said as I put a hand on her mane to confort her.

"Wait a minute Blake, how come their are more members of your own species in this world?", Twilight said.

"I am just wondering that too, but honestly I have no idea why I am thrown into another universe with my species. I guess it so happens to be a really weird coincidence. I don't think it really matters since almost everyone on this planet seems to want to rather eat each other." I said and continued,

"Well you see believe it or not we both come from two different planets or parallel universes (Earth and Equis) and we somehow got teleported through space into that Hyperion metal tin can back there, do you know where we are Claptrap?" I asked.

"We are currently on a glacier in the middle of an ocean on a planet called Pandora, as for how you guys teleporting into the Hyperion crate I don't any explanation to offer, and if you are wondering who Hyperion is, they are one of the big weapon manufacturers that specialize in things like making some pretty sexy guns and furthermore I am one of the products of the company."

"Wait!" I said. "You are Hyperion?".

"Yes, unfortunately we CL4P-TPs are really old models and they killed the product line long ago leaving me the last of my kind and is run by the biggest, fascist, tyrant, and jack ass: Handsome Jack." Claptrap continued

Twilight intervened "Handsome Jack?"

"Yes, just a couple years ago he became an overnight trillion-are, he came to Pandora with the promise of brining peace to this place but his his biggest reason is to uncover the 'Second Vault'.".

"What things did he do that was so bad?"

"So many: he wiped out entire towns full of innocent men, women, and children with no right to do so what so ever and the remaining survivors were either tortured then executed for fun, sent to starve in desolate areas, or locked up in concentration camps. Nobody is spared when he is around: this one time Jack took a spoon and gouged a man's eyes out right in front of his own children, while Handsome Jack just laughs."

"T-t-thats horr-rible." Twilight said with a horrified look and sighed. "Why do I even ask?".

"Also you mentioned something a while ago about a 'Second Vault'." I asked.

"Allow me to explain"

"We are all ears." I said in response.

"Before the opening of the first Vault, it's existence was just a rumor, but that rumor spread all across galaxy. When the news spread, it caught the attention of some crazy-ass mother fuckers aka Vault hunters. Vault hunters, from all over, came to Pandora and hoped to access the treasures and secrets that came from the vault. Four lucky-ass Vault hunters in particular, found and put the pieces of the Vault key together and struck the jackpot, but were disappointed to see a blood thirsty one-eyed pussy-monster with tentacles at the end of the Journey. However, the real reward soon came later: an explosion of a priceless element: eridium made its appearance all over Pandora_ attracting greedy eyes especially Handsome Jack."

"So that's where he got his Trillions I assume.", I interrupted.

"Yep.", the yellow robot responded.

"What about the second one?" Twilight asked.

"Allow me to continue: after the explosion of eridum, the Ugly Jackass lied about and took the credit of opening the Vault, and slaying the beast within."

"What happened to the guys who opened the Vault?" I said.

"I am not sure what happened to them, but they most likely got hunted down by Hyperion, just like any other who follows the call of the newer Vault's loot.".

'Well that is a downer. This ugly jackass sounds more dangerous than I thought.' I thought to my self.

I looked at Twilight and sighed as I continued my thought 'I didn't want to do this earlier but it is the only way. Better tell her.'.

Before I wanted to tell her my thought I looked at Claptrap, "Do you know what what would happen if this new Vault would do if opened?".

"No only Jack knows, but some rumors suggest that it will open a rift of some sort to where you like." Claptrap said.

"It looks like we are going to need to become-" I interrupted myself with a heavy sigh while tightening my fists in fear.

I was about to say it when Twilight looked back at me "No Blake, If we are going to go after the Vault we will have to go against an all powerful ruler who possibly and most-likely killed four highly experienced Vault hunters! What makes you think us two have a chance against take on him?!.".

"I know we have a very apparent and slim chance of getting to the Vault, but if we want to get to our own worlds then we are left with no choice! We have to work together to get there Twilight!". I said but then a flash back came to me back from my home world.

My fear gradually turned into hate and fury as I was reminded of what Jack who was like. The high school in my past had a lot of enemies and bullies who thought they were above the law. Who thought they could get run the school, who thought they could hurt whoever to get what they want. I unlike other average kids, I barely feared my enemies or bullies, in fact I had this half-a-foot-taller-than-me, smug, asshole named Kyle who tried to jump me behind school with his two fuck-buddies. He had a pocket knife to intimidate and make everyone become his bitch, I only showed a blank stare full of anger, hate, death. His pathetic ghetto-stance didn't make me feel intimidated in the slightest since I did had some hand-eye coordination from playing video games, studied some self-defense on the History channel, and had some physical experience with Martial Arts. He lunged at me with his knife at my stomach, then I quickly held the arm with the knife with the 'Wrist Grip' which made him drop his knife and knocked him out cold with a good roundhouse kick to the left temple. I walked the rest of the way home with a great sense of pride and a long smirk expression on my face. I am not very experienced with martial arts, but managed to pull the simple roundhouse kick and wrist grip like natural.

"It is not just about getting home Twilight.". I responded with a slightly cold tone.

"Huh?" She said.

"It is about getting that ugly son of bitch kicked of his throne and getting his head on a pike." I said with an even more cold but angry tone.

"What?!" said with a disgusted and surprised look.

"He is responsible for the death of millions of innocent (and possibly billions) men, women, children..." I said while holding back a tear and continuing, "...and I refuse to let him or anyone for that matter do such a sickening thing like that! No matter the danger.".

"Bu-" I cut her off. "I know I may seem a bit (or a lot) blindly stubborn about it but it is the moral decision and besides he is the main one who is in the way of possibly getting back!".

Twilight closed her eyes to digest all the thoughts I had given her. She looked back at her own past, at how her country was a very peaceful and respected land with no war like ever, she told me. After fives seconds of her initial deep breath, she opened her eyes and surprisingly, had the look determination and anger in her eyes. Not as seemingly strong as mine, but it was strong enough to make her say, "Alright..." She said in defeat.

"...let's go find this piece of shit and rip his spine out!" she noticed her vulgar, brutal, and cold tone, covered her mouth with two frontal hooves, released it, and said "Oh sorry, too much?" She blushed.

I only responded with surprised opened eyes and a raised, worried brow. 'I feel like I have ruined a good kids show!' I thought. "Remind me to never piss you off!."

"Thanks!"

Claptrap jumped in to the conversation with his hands on his personified hips, "Well, well, well it looks like we have a couple of..."

"...Vault hunters I know" I finished.

"Oooh! That reminds me!" Claptrap said as he took out two small devices from his metaphorical back pocket which appeared to be earbud-sized, black ear pieces and offered them with his arm.

"What are those?" I asked.

"These babies here are the newest, in compact Echo Net Communication better to carry than those bigger ones, so consider yourselves lucky!"

"Echo Net?" Twilight asked.

"Echo Net is what allows anyone with an Echo Net Communication device to contact one another." Claptrap responded.

"I guess these can come in handy!" I said with excitement.

"Oh that's not all these can do: it comes with a heads up display_complete with a minimap, write down your pathetic lives in the notes, set a place you want to go and fuck each other, and allows you to digitally store up to six items like guns, swords, make-up, sex toys, and more.", I glared angrily at him in response,

"Keep it together.", I thought as I resisted the urge to rip his annoying voice out.

"Heads up display? Minimap? Digitally? What?" Twilight said in confusion.

"Oh!" Twilight turned her head at me as I continued explaining, "Well from my home planet heads up display (or HUD for short) is a legible screen front of you that gives you info depending what purpose it has. This HUD apparently in this case is military, which probably displays stuff like the amount of health you have, the amount of ammo you have, etcetera. The minimap is apart of that HUD and shows a small map of the area you are in, generally to the side or a small corner. When he means 'digitally' I think it means we can take any item and shrink it to where it can fit in a memory storage of our ear piece.".

"How do you know all this?" Twilight asked with a suspicious squint.

"On my home planet, we have very similar terminology when it comes to technology, video games, and what not. Why, is there none of these where you come from?" I said.

"We do, it is just that I haven't gotten a chance at the arcade machines in Ponyville, and these things you mentioned sound much more advance than our video game tech.".

We both turned to the two devices. I took one of the ear pieces and was able to put it on my ear conformably because it was adjustable. Even though it was made for humans, Twilight was able to use her magic and adjusted it to her likings.

A thought of mine came up and asked, "Wait these are the newest versions? How were you able to get such new tech?".

"Oh! well it is kind of a secret, but I can tell you I did NOT loot it from the dead Hyperion soldiers.", Claptrap.

Twilight's eye twitched again and I thought with disgust, 'Somehow I believe he's lying though Hyperion doesn't deserve respect for what it has done.'.

The second we got the ear pieces adjusted, I was presented with what appears to be a health bar on the bottom left of my screen and a map on the top right, complete with a compass surrounding the map. "Woah!" was our response as we moved our heads back a bit in astonishment. "Twilight are you seeing what I am seeing?" I said.

"Yeah, but I also wonder why the minimap on the top right isn't all sketched out." Twilight said.

"The system will only layout and remember the parts of the map you have been.", Claptrap explained.

"That is rather an unnecessary inconvenience." I said.

"Oh well, just gotta roll with the fucks I don't give.". Claptrap said before Twilight rolled her eyes in response.

"Whatever,...!" I said with annoyance, "Anyway do you know anywhere we should go for now?".

"I was thinking about to go to this town called 'Sanctuary' alone, but since I have some Vault hunters to help escort me, I don't have to!" Claptrap said.

"Where is this 'Sanctuary'?". I said.

"To get there, we are going to need my boat to get to the mainland..." Claptrap was cut off.

"Great so lets get there and lets go!". Twilight said.

"...and it is not going to be easy to get there." Claptrap said.

"Why's that?" she asked.

"It has been stolen by a Ripper-clan Bandit leader named 'Captain Flynt', I used to be his favorite 'torture doll' a few months ago. We used to play games like 'dodge the blowtorch' and 'don't get dunked into the pool of acid'! I was really good at the first one!".

"WHAT?! Oh fuck, looks like we need to kill this son-of-a-bitch to get off this island!" I clench my fists together and Twilight sighed heavily.

"Well any who, I keep a gun in the cabinet over there..." Claptrap pointed to his left, "... but in here we should be pretty-". The silence was suddenly shattered when a bullymong suddenly crashed onto the platform behind Claptrap below the gaping hole above. We both jumped and almost shit my pants... again. The creature had the injuries as if a metal pole had bashed his face in, 'Knuckle Dragger' I thought to myself.

The creature roared and made a dash for Claptrap. It grabbed him by his wheel with on of its arms and used another two arms to climb half way of the metal chimney for the furnace. With Claptrap hanging upside-down by his wheel, the creature used the last arm to pull out the robot's only eye from its socket. "AHHH MY EYE!" Claptrap said before the bullymong dropped Claptrap onto the ground face first. To our surprise and fortune, the creature escaped through the hole in the ceiling with the eye.

"Good he's gone" I said as my took a moment to breath. "Where did you say where the gun was?". In response Claptrap pointed over to the cabinet over to my left.

"What in Celestia is a gun?" Twilight said as I ran over to the cabinet.

I opened the cabinet to first find an odd-looking revolver (classy-looking too I have to honestly say) with two different sized metallic barrels. It's all almost black except for the handle was slightly a brighter red-wooden texture and in cursive gold was 'tattooed' on the side of the barrel was 'Sally'. I am not really experienced with any guns besides the movies, video games, and video demonstrations. If I remembered American history correctly it looks like the LeMat revolver from the American Civil War which held 9 .42 calibre rounds and and one 16 gauge shotgun shell as a secondary.

"What kind of revolver is this?" I asked.

"That is a gun made by the Jakobs manufacture. The recoil those guns make is really shitty but the firepower and classy looks are what makes your dick hard! That one in particular can hold up to nine 357. magnum rounds and one 12 gauge shotgun shell at a time." Claptrap said.

Remembering Twilight is still on a cliffhanger, I turned to her, "Well to not leave you confused Twilight, but you never heard of a gun where you come from?".

Twilight nodded with a 'no'.

"What weapons does your national military use anyway?" I asked

"We mostly use stuff like arrows, swords, and magic. I believe they are currently experimenting on something called a 'musket'.".

"Muskets? Well, be blown away at how far just being able to ignite a propellent aka. gunpowder will take that concept of being able to take out someone or somepony with the press of a trigger from a distance. Be hold." I held up the revolver and pointed at it to demonstate.

"How does it work?" She asked.

"Tell me Twilight, what do you know about how the muskets in your world work?"

"Well, according to what I have read so far, somepony had the idea to make small metal ball in a long barrel to go so fast, that it can penetrate a target, using the force of the ignited propellant you call 'gunpowder'."

"And that Twilight..." I pointed at Twilight, "...is exactly what a gun like this does, except that it takes that idea and moves countless steps ahead!" I said as I used my free hand to make gestures.

"What do you mean by that?" said intrigued.

I took a .357 bullet from the cabinet and put in the palm of my hand and showed it to Twilight. "Instead of just pushing gunpowder and a metal ball down a barrel. We put in all into a small piece of metal called a bullet.".

"That little thing?" She said with a raised brow.

"Don't let the size of this fool you. This one of the most powerful types of bullets ever invented also known as magnum rounds. There are two main parts to a bullet, the casing (which holds the gunpowder)..." I pointed to the casing "...and the part that does the real damage (the actual bullet)." I pointed to the tip of the bullet. "This is what is called the primer..." I showed the back of the bullet to her. "...and when this thing called the 'hammer'..." I pointed to the hammer of the Jakobs pistol. "...is released and hits the primer,..." I pulled the 'hammer' of the empty gun and pulled the trigger to demonstrate, "....it ignites the gunpowder in the casing here..." I pointed to the casing once more. "...it then has nowhere to go except toward the exit of the barrel and pushes the lethal part out at an incredible speed..."I said as I ran my finger along the barrel to show an imaginary bullet. "...and to significantly increase accuracy and precision, the interior of the barrel is shaped to make the bullet spin as it exits the barrel.".

"Wow Blake, that was surprisingly clever and interesting at how you taught how that works, do you ever consider being a teacher one day?" she said after she had her jaw drop from the information that was given.

"Thanks Twilight I may consider, but anyways this is just one of the many types of bullets and guns you can find or make!"

"What other types are there?" she asked.

"Oh man, there are sure too many others to cover, but I'll tell you about the other type of ammunition this Jakobs can use."

"Like what?" She asked.

"As you can already tell, this gun has two different sized barrels one for magnum rounds and one for 12 gauge buckshot shotgun shells.".

"Shotgun shells?".

I took a 12 gauge from the cabinet "Instead of shooting one bullet at a time, shotgun shells, when ignited shootout multiple projectiles depending on the type of shotgun shell. In this case, the most standard of all shotgun shells (buckshot rounds) will shootout a number of pellets at once, causing wide range damage to what or who is foolish enough to stand in the way of the barrel of the shotgun. The range any shotgun depends on the size of the barrel and muzzles but the best result of any buckshot shotgun is close range. So it is like the muskets that you are experimenting on except they shoot out multiple metal balls in random given directions." I finished.

"OMC, how do you know all this?" she asked.

"Well to be honest I have never used guns before and this is my first try." I made a guilty chuckle.

Twilight's eyes shot open, "WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?", Twilight yelled and continued "Like all weapons they are dangerous in the hoov- er hands of an inexperience pony -er person and you could really hurt yourself or somepony or person if you don't have experience!"

"Hey, don't get so worked and... um... vulgarized-up about it! And besides I think I have played, watched, and read enough video games, movies, demonstration videos, and anatomy of them to handle guns properly. Besides there is a first time for everything right?". I said as I put my hands up in defence.

Twilight sighed "I guess you are right, sorry about the outburst!"

"That's alright, I appreciate the concerns Twilight but I think it is about time I taught you how to use it before we head out." Twilight nodded and said "Okay teach me how to use it.".

"I am going to be holding on to this when we head out and find Knuckle Dragger, but just incase you happen to have yourself alone with it...!" I gave the gun to Twilight and she levitated it. "Okay lets start on how to load in ammunition or also known as reloading, but not real ones, just imaginary, just to be safe.". I pointed to the little button that opened the revolver to reveal the shell holders and said "See that little button right here?" She nodded. "Okay now push it." Everything in front of the firing pin dropped and hung by a hing. "See, that is where you load the magnum rounds..." I pointed to the .357-sized holders. "and that is where you put in the shotgun shell." I pointed to the bigger barrel. "Okay I think I have gotten the reloading part down." She said as she practiced opening and closing the gun to get the hang of it.

"Now next is firing, and like I said earlier you..." I pointed to the hammer, "...pull back this thing called the 'hammer' and then pull the trigger..." I pointed at the trigger. She did this process five times to make it feel natural. "Now I want you to know that guns will usually make a kickback force every time you fire called recoil." I put my put my hand on the barrel to simulate, "Now since this is a magnum, the kickback can hurt you if you don't hold it properly. Fire again to let me simulate." She fired and I pushed the back and up like how a gun would react briefly after the shot. "Be sure to hold it down tightly when you fire." She gulped in fear but she seemed to get the hang of it. "Now since this has a secondary feature I want you to know to to switch between the two firing modes." I pointed to the tip of the hammer. "Now bend the tip of the hammer back right here, pull back, and fire!" She obeyed. "Good now do each mode five times or until you are confident enough to handle it".

After her practice of the two firing modes I continued to the next part, "Now for the next part: Aiming." I pointed to the iron sights. "Now usually, the guns you come across will have a wide range of scopes and sights on them to make hitting shit easier. For this one in particular is good enough, just be sure to align the metal thing sticking out on the edge of the barrel in between these two closest to you eye. When you are aligning make sure the three metal sights are parallel and the one at the edge of the barrel is equidistant from the two other ones and you got yourself a target." She obeyed and I made sure by looking at the other end of the barrel. "Now aim at my pupil." It was a perfect alignment. "Perfect now shoot!" She pulled down the hammer and took a shot at my eye. "Perfect, I think you may be ready!" the unicorn smiled with determination. "Now just work on reloading speed, landing shots, and cock-back speed and you'll be a good shooter in no time, but there is still a lot to learn about handling other types of weapons!", I said while patting her head and taking back the gun.

"Now I know there is only one gun at the moment but I would like you to support me with any spell or magic that might help, okay?" she nodded then I turned to the cabinet to find two, empty, identical, leather bandoliers slash weapon holsters that seemed to be able to hold a variety of equipment in them including a pistol holster, a rifle holster, grenade pouches, and a place for a combat knife. "Badass." I said.

"Huh?" Twilight said

"It's a term for 'awesome' or 'cool' except in my personal opinion 'cooler' term to use!". Twilight rolled her eyes in response.

I took one of the leather holsters and wrapped it around the left shoulder and right hip like a belt. Leaving the rifle holster on my back and the pistol holster at my waste with the grenade pouch on my left shoulder and a knife holder just below it.

I helped with Twilight with her's and it fitted perfectly around her hip and shoulder and patted her on the back after I was done. I searched the cabinet for other things and found 3 empty speed reloaders for the Jakobs, 40 .357-rounds, and 10 12-gauge shotgun shells. Claptrap later told us that the devices on our ears can digitally store ammo and extra grenades in it so I organized the ammo into the speed loaders and put the rest in my ammo storage device.

I looked further to find a (I shit you not) a mother-fucking, jet-black tomahawk with a rubber grip and a black blade (carbon-fiber maybe?) with several intentional holes in it. I didn't physically have a place for the sucker, so I put in my digital storage, and took it out repeatedly to practice my melee and ranged attacks with it. Twilight looked impressed looking at my form. She was also practicing with her magic and what not.

We looked around Claptrap's place to find yellow hyperion crates that had even more ammo for the gun we have and for other guns we don't have. Everywhere there was ammo and magazines flying out the ass, in the lockers, in cardboard boxes, in a dumpster, even in a fucking toilet, so I had to wash those in a sink. I never found anymore speed reloaders for the Jakobs I have, but I did get more ammo for the magnum and shotgun. I gave some ammo to Twilight for her to hold on to just incase but I held onto all the speed reloaders.

We practiced communicating with each other with our Echo devices and took a look at our Echo screens. It was similar to a smartphone and Twilight said she would find it useful for taking notes and entertainment purposes such as reading.

After getting prepped to go kick Knuckle Dragger's ass, I asked the poor blinded robot, "So Clappy, do you know any place we can stay for the night?".

"After we get my eye back from Knuckle Dragger, we'll head out the town of 'Liars Burg'. I know a pal of mine who can fix me up... allon-sy!"

After bumping into a wall a dozen times he went through a Claptrap-sized door and was able to open the gate on the other side. We walked in the other room and noticed a hyperion machine on the right with a holographic projection of the word 'Fast-travel'.

"What is that on the right?" Twilight said.

"That is a fast-travel station but it will only teleport you to the ones that you have already been through."

"Seriously, another inconvenience?" she said.

Another door in front of us was open already and led to the out the back.

"You ready Twilight?" I said as I loaded my Jakobs with a fresh mag and a nice spin to finish it.

"Lets get this over with!" She said as her horn glowed.

"How far is Liars Burg from here Clappy?" I asked.

"It is just a half-a-mile north from here."

"Alright Twilight, stay behind me and help escort Claptrap. Make sure he doesn't bump into anything!" I said as I cocked my magnum. "Stick close".

When we were out the back door, we came across a fairly wide, single path. A metal guard rail that stood on the edge of the cliff on the right which brought me some confort knowing I won't likely fall to my death. On the other side of the trail stood a tall wall of ice that hung over us like big ocean wave. Icicles hanged from the top of the big wave of ice.

After walking carefully for what seemed like ten minutes, a sudden loud thump came from behind. In the blink of an eye I turned my pistol to find a bullymong, not Knuckle Dragger but it seemed to be a smaller yet dangerous version of it.

"Get down!" I said. Twilight then tackled Claptrap to the ground giving me a good target.

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRR-",

BANG, It's roar ended with a perfect shot to the face, killing it instantly.

The recoil from the magnum hurt my shoulders a little like an arm-weight has pushed it, but I knew I would get used to the pain eventually.

"We have to hurry, that noise will attract more of them!" I said.

After 5 more minutes of running, we came across a wide open area, surrounded by high walls of scrap piles, rock, and ice. A natural ramp of rock let to a hyperion structure.

There were pillars of ice on the walls that had bullymong sized holes on top of them. 'Bullymong nests, shit!' I presumed.

"LOOK OUT!" Twilight said as she used her own body to push me out of the way of a car flying at me and then exploded.

I groaned as we both got up on our legs and hooves. "What the hell was-" I was interrupted by the sight of the bullymong sitting on top the Hyperion structure, 12 'o' clock. "Knuckle Dragger!".

'This is gonna hurt.' I thought to myself.

"BULLYMONGS!" Claptrap yelled.

I was about to draw my gun at KD when I caught another sneaky charging bullymong in my peripheral vision on my left, 9 'o' clock. I reacted quickly enough to materialize a tomahawk in my right hand and throw it at the creatures face. I was surprised at my self when I smirked psychotically as I got satisfaction saw brains pouring and blood squirting out of its face on the ground.

Twilight, just in time, was able to put up a protective barrier behind me, when another bullymong tried jump on me, 2 'o' clock. "I got your back! Don't let your guard down!" she said.

After the shield dissipated, I cocked the gun and hip-fired the stunned attacker in the chest. With my left hand I cocked the magnum in a split-second then with one hand, I turned my gun to another bullymong clinging to a wall, 7 'o' clock. I fired a shot in its eye and it fell to the ground face first, but unfortunately I was caught off guard by a punch in the stomach, coming from 10 'o' clock that sent me flying a few feet backwards. Still having the gun gripped tightly in my hands, I looked up in pain at the same bullymong making a pounce on the fallen victim. Suddenly the creature fell face first to reveal a tomahawk lodged in its back, making fatal bloody wound in its wake.

Behind the dead bullymong, stood a shocked purple pony with a hoof on her mouth and a twitchy eye. Then unexpectedly, her big irises were smaller and made a creepy psychotic laugh. She then made a wide grin with her teeth closed and showing. She then saw a bullymong crawling out a nest directly behind me. Keeping her crazed smile she immediately levitated a flat glass-like piece of ice and sent it flying_decapitating it before it was able to escape its nest. Still stuck to the wall, the loose head slid across the ice and landed in my lap.

I don't mind watching gory movies, but this takes it way too far. I didn't feel so good and threw up on the head after I quickly stood up. I looked up to see Knuckle Dragger jumping high in the air and landing a few feet in front of me. I pointed the gun at him with my right hand but he backed then back-handed the gun, missing a shot on him and sending the gun flying a couple yards.

'Smart creature' I thought before KD roared and grabbed me by the neck with his right hand and lifting me up. Just when I thought I would get choked to death, a purple aura sent both of us flying towards Twilight with the creature at Twilight's hooves. With a cold, angry expression on her face, she levitated the gun with the shotgun shell in it readied to fire.
She cocked the gun back and put the barrel inside the creatures mouth.

"Eat this instead you fucker!" she said before blowing the creature's head off_showering Twilight with blood and chunks of brain.

My jaw dropped when I saw her covered in entrails and a smoking gun to the defeated bullymong.

I got up with a slight pain in my back and walked over to the unicorn to help her, "Sorry you had to do that, thanks for saving my life though!"

"Your welcome Blake." She sighed and added, "Both of us are going to go crazy after all this, aren't we...?"

"I never have experienced real intense violence before, but we'll get used to it..." I sighed "I hope".

"I hope your right...", she said as I took the gun back and reloaded the gun with my loose ammo. "..I am going to need a long shower and a therapist when we get to Liars Burg.". She said.

"I am glad you aren't so too traumatized even though you can be bit scary at sometimes." I said as I kneeled to put an arm on her back to confort her.

"Sorry, I can get really crazy when I am really desperate.".

"Yeah, but at least you saved my life doing it... and that is something. Sometimes crazy can be a good thing."

"Thanks, I appreciate the support!" She smiled.

"I don't really know Pandora, but at least from what I see, it is going to be a dangerous shit-hole. We need to stay strong and work together!" I put both hands on her shoulders to reassure, "Okay?".

In response she looked up at me with a now-determined look, "Let's get the fuck off this glacier and kick some ass.".

I smiled and patted her, "Thats the badass Twilight Sparkle I know!", she chuckled in response.

"Are you guys done fucking with each other? Let's get my fucking eye and go!" Claptrap impatiently said as he was waiting near the entrance to the hyperion structure.

"Oh yeah, almost forgot the eye!" I said before I searched Knuckle Draggers corpse for the eye. I found it on his chest and put it in my digital inventory.

We both ignored Claptrap's impatience and stopped at a door leading inside the structure.

"Now how do we get in this piece of shit?" Twilight said.

I leaned in to inspect the door and beside the yellow and white metal door was a keypad.

"Looks like we are going to need a-"

BANG!

I jumped as soon I saw the door open from a bullet in the keypad. I turned around to see my gun floating in purple with smoke coming out.

"...bullet?" Twilight finished.

"Thanks Twilight." I said when I got my gun back.

We entered the room with my gun pointed and ready for anything. Once it was all clear I holstered my weapon and scoped the room out. We found it noticeably hard to stand on since it is not properly leveled. It was like the room we woke up in, except this one had two ways in and out, but what really stood out was an unopened red and yellow crate in the center of the room, like the one that was opened in the first room, but it had two blinking green lights on it!

"Wonder whats in this crate." I said as we stood in front.

"I hope it is a weapon I get to use!", she said with excitement.

"Let's see!", I pushed the button on the crate and it came to life with a complex and colorful opening. Once finished, it revealed what appears to be some-kind of shotgun, a pistol, and of course more ammo for the shotguns, pistols, and other guns than I would really need, 'Seriously what is with the ridiculous amounts of ammo lying around? I could probably make a house out of the metal I am getting.' I thought. The shotgun appeared to be pump-action and it had a word on the side, 'Tediore', it had a greenish-blue and what strikes me odd it how it doesn't seem to have a place to put a shotgun round in, 'strange' I thought.

"Hey Claptrap, what do you know about 'Tediore'?

"Tediore is a company that is known mostly for their cheap and 'interesting' guns.".

"What do you mean interesting?". I replied

"All Tediore act like grenades when you need or want to reload them and a new Tediore gun materializes In your hands as long as you have the ammo in your Echo device."

"Your serious right?" I asked with concern.

"Yes, but don't worry, they only do that when you push the button those types of weapons, the more ammo in your discarded gun, the better the explosion!".

"I don't know how in hell that would fucking work, but..." I shrugged my shoulders, "who gives a fuck?".

I reloaded my Jakobs and put the gun in my holster. I took the shotgun and holstered it onto my back.

"Now what do we have for this other guy?" I said as I took a closer inspection of the pistol, It appeared to be some sort of semi-auto white and blue pistol with the word 'Maliwan' on the side. It had a little switch on the side and I turned it to find it had glowing orange lights on it.

"What is 'Maliwan?' " I said as I looked at the gun in astonishment.

"'Maliwan is a company that makes elemental weaponry. When you want to literally melt someone's face off, grab a Maliwan! There are four types of elements you can put into any weapon here: fire, shock, acid, and slag!".

"That sounds rather painful to whatever somepon- er someone is shot by one." Twilight said.

"Yeah, but they sound pretty useful for certain situations and by the look of this gun, it is probably fire." I said as I took out the magazine out from the bottom of the gun. It made a beep as I press it and the glow faded. The magazine clip was full of 12 9mm rounds.

"Strange, this somehow converts 9mm ammunition into..." I put the mag back in the gun and fired it at the wall making a small fire ball_engulfing apart of the wall in a 1-second flame_leaving a black flint in its wake, "...fire, fucking awesome.".

I flipped the gun and pointed the grip of the gun towards twilight, "Now listen Twilight, I want you to have this gun, but I want to discuss that this gun is probably semi-automatic."

"Semi-automatic?"

"Meaning, that you don't have to cock back a hammer every time between each shot, the recoil force of the gun does that for you, but you still have to ready the weapon once you have no more bullets in the chamber.", she dropped her jaw in amazement and reloaded the gun like I showed her.

"There are also fully-automatics aka machine guns out there that use the recoil energy to fire continuously when the trigger is held down and they are my favorite!"

"Oh my fucking Celestia, I can't wait to see what other types of weapons this place has!" Twilight said looking dumbstruck.

"I think you'd be surprised at how powerful the other types I haven't told you about." I said as we took the ammo we had found here and headed for the unopened huge metal door.

I looked at Twilight again, "You know how to use that weapon like I told you, right?".

"Yes, I just reload, aim, point, shoot, and kill."

"Good!" I said as Twilight cocked the gun and held it out with her magic. I took out the shotgun off my back and pumped it with one hand and held it with both hands ready.

"Claptrap, you think you can hack it open?" I asked

"Well no shit I can!" He said as he opened the gate with the console to the right of it. 'I wonder how he does that without his eye.' I thought to myself.

The door opened out-downwards to reveal a cliff 20 ft away from us that over looked a town a hundred feet below it.

"That must be Liars Burg ahead." I said.

We crouched towards the edge of the cliff to get a view of the town without being noticed. With a good eye I got to see the entire town, most of it looked down and had buildings covered in ice and snow. The town had some working neon lights on buildings and in the front of it stood a closed gate. Inside the town were people walking around, sitting around camp fires with firearms on them.

"I count at least seven in the town, it looks like they are not aware of us... yet."I stopped Twilight as she was a about to move forward, "Not sure if they are friendly or not. Stick close." I looked at the front gate of the town. "Do you think you can teleport us right in front of that gate right there?" I pointed.

"It looks easy." She said then we were engulfed in a bright light. Next thing we knew we were at the front gate.

We can hear conversations as we crouched near the gate, "Shhh!" I said to Claptrap and Twilight as we stopped to listen,

"Flynt, sure were right when he said taking over Liars Burg was a piece of human flesh!"

"Sure was, easiest $900 bucks I made, gotta a nice Maliwan from that machine over there."

"Dammit!" I whispered "Sounds like Bandits just recently raided the town!"

"What do we do?" Twilight whispered.

I carefully jumped on top of a short pile of ice and carefully got a look over the front wall and at the gathering. The bandits wore all similar styled clothing with helmets and masks covering there heads and faces with dirty looking clothing. They didn't appear to have anything besides pistols on their sides."I count again at least seven guys, four guys sitting around a camp fire, 2 sitting at a table, and one leaning against a wall. All pistols."

I looked for an opening in the wall and I saw a crawl-space hole. It led into a building on the left.

I looked at Twilight, "Okay you stay here and ready your weapon, I am going to try to sneak into that building on the left and give the little party a 'birthday present' if you know what I mean. Then you incinerate anybody you see coming into view, got it?"

"Are you sure you are going to be fine?", Twilight said pulling back her pistol.

"Just wait for the explosion and you lay down some support!"

Twilight sighed, "Okay then, just be careful alright.".

I gave a nod and quietly crawled through the icy crawl space into some sort of metal air duct. I stopped when I came a across a metal lid screwed on, fortunately it had an arm-sized hole for me and was in a small maintenance room. I picked up a screwdriver from the ground and unscrewed the lid off. I am in, 'Bingo' I thought.

I private messaged to Twilight "Okay I am in do you hear me, over?" I whispered

"I hear you, nobody appears aware yet, over!." Twilight 'Echoed' back.

"Copy that, over."

"What?"

I sighed, "It means I hear you, over."

"Copy that, over.".

I crouched my way to the door without making a noise. I saw a shattered mirror on my right and took a piece of it. I slid it under the door to see what or who is on the other side. I 'Echoed' to Twilight again,

"I see another hostile in the next room_facing a window_looking at the gathering,..." I looked for anybody else in the room and there were none, "...I think I got this, hold on, over." I materialized my tomahawk in my right hand and quietly opened the metal door without making a noise to take a peak at my first victim.

On a table on my right I found some loose barbed wire and some gloves on a table next to me. 'Well this is going to be brutal' I thought to myself.

meanwhile

"...and then he said "Oh please don't kill me, I have children!" before I stomped on his head." Bloodskag the bandit said at the camp fire then everyone at the circle laughed in response.

"You sure did cook his internal organs pretty fucking well." said Rapier, another bandit as he enjoyed his heart burger.

Another bandit named Leadhead looked at his supposed friend named Organtrail coming out of a building in front of him, "Hey Organtrail,..." he said in a mocking tone, "...you come back for more cocksucking?"

Orgaintrail stood silent and kept walking towards the circle.

"HEY! What the fuck is with the silent treatment all of the sudden? You got a cock shoved down your throat?" said another bandit at the camp fire named Rakkbrain then the group laughed.

Saying nothing Organtrail threw a shotgun in front of Rackbrain. Rackbrain picked up the shotgun, "Where did you get a 'Tediore' are you fucking poo-"

BAM!

He was interrupted when Organtrail took out a revolver and shot a bandit in the face leaning next to a wall in the blink of an eye.

"ORGANTRAIL! WHAT THE FU-!"

Back to me.

BOOM!

Off the explosive shotgun went tearing off limbs and making fatal burns to all the four bandits at the fire.

The two guys at the table turned and jumped to see what I have done, "ORGANTRAIL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKE-". The remaining bandits were suddenly cut off by a barrage of fire balls_burning them alive as they screamed in pain.

"Just killing you guys." I responded with a smile as I removed my disguise.

I looked over to Twilight and yelled, "Nice job Twilight! Hurry get over to me.".

She trotted over the wall with a smile and towards me with her floating gun following her.

She stopped in front of me, "You know, after my first literal bloodbath and some deep thinking, I have gotten used to burning things alive. This gun really kick ass!". She said.

"I think I have also gotten used to it after I choked someone to death with a wire."

"Cool! You should teach me how to do that." she said.

'What have I done?' I thought.

"GET YOUR GUNS READY BITCHES, WE GOT SOME INTRUDERS TO BEND OVER AND FUCK!" a bandit said in the distance. We saw at least five bandits coming out of a building straight ahead ready to fire at us before Twilight laid down a one-way shield. After the bullets of their pistols went off we quickly ran over to a cement blockade and hid behind it. Touching a building on the right side of the blockade I hatched an idea.

"Twilight go around this building here and surprise them from the right, I'll lay down covering fire!"

Two more bandits went around the building on the right to flank us, but Twilight was reactant enough to set them a blaze with a barrage of shots. Twilight then reloaded gun and quickly took a look around the corner from where the two hostiles have come from.

I was busy blindingly firing my shotgun over the piece of cover and fatally blowing off an entire bandit arm off in the process. Another bandit went up to my piece of cover and held a pistol over the cover. I quickly grabbed the wrist and broke it over the blockade causing his bone to stick out. I used his body as a shield with my left as I took out my magnum with my right. With my human shield I peaked over cover slightly to get a good view of the hostiles. I saw only four left behind some dumpsters, corners, and rocks.

One bandit behind a dumpster came out behind cover and managed to hit my human shield instead in the back. I returned the favor with a shot to the man's right eye. Two of them were suddenly incinerated to death by a couple rounds from Twilight's flanking position. Noticing that my human shield was still alive, I ended him with tomahawk to his back. The two remaining bandits turned their attention to Twilight's position. With this I got out of cover and threw a cooked shotgun over to their side of their cover.

BOOM!

Surprisingly, one of the two survived barely with both his legs blown off.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!", He screamed in pain as his legs were bleeding out.

Twilight and I walked over and met near the wounded bandit. With a right hand, I held out my revolver and readied it to execute. I noticed that the bandit looked like he was the squad leader of this raid_considering the fancy bloody captain hat he has.

With his last few moments he slowly put out his middle finger and siad, "F-fuck you and your fucking hor-!"

BANG!

The .357 blew off his right middle finger and made his head explode, making it stain the snow nearby red.

"...and fuck you too!" Twilight said before spitting on the corpse.

Author's Note

This is my first fanfic, I just wanted to do a nice borderlands 2 fanfic because I know some (or a lot) of you can get tired of Fallout crossovers and well: I felt like it. I hope you have enjoyed it, leave me a first impressions and don't be afraid to criticize. :) I decided to release this when I finished a lot of it so you won't be left on any cliffhangers for a while.

5 Road to Sanctuary

~1 mile off the coast of the mainland~

Sir Hammerlock looked through his personal telescope while I looked at my map on my echo to make sure it was the right one. It was noon and the sun alone in the sky with not a cloud. Sir Hammerlock stopped the boat by putting an anchor.

"I see a nice place where we can place our boat if we can clear out the Bullymongs there.", Sir Hammerlock put away his scope in his shirt-pocket.

"Lets go.", I said as Sir Hammerlock started the engines, pulled the anchor up, and gave me the wheel.

About 100 ft away from the shore, the bullymongs on shore started to throw debris at our boat.

"Get ready Twilight, as soon as I turn this ship around"

"LETS KICK SOME ASS WOOO!", Twilight said as I put the engines on full throttle, the hull of the ship was able to absorb much more than the debris that was being thrown at us. Claptrap was in a box and shaking.

I hit the metaphorical handbrake on the boat (boats don't have breaks), the boat rotated and the rear of the boat hit the shore and cracked the ice_not damaging the boat though (damn this boat is tough).

"SAY CHEESE!", Twilight said psychotically as she let hell break loose with her minigun. I backed her by using my LMG.

A tiny bullymong jumped right onto the boat but I quickly put it to sleep with a blast from my double-barrel.

With Twilight killing at least 20 more she stook out her tongue like a metal rock star and I took out my AN-94, put it on 2 round burst and at bullymongs in the back.

We did it, we killed them all.

Blake: 24 kills

Twilight: 33 kills

Me and Twilight hopped off the boat when Sir Hammerlock spoke, "You find a way to Sanctuary and get a vehicle, I'll watch Claptrap here."

"More fun for us.", Twilight said as we walked away.

"We can take care of ourselves, we need Claptrap alive anyways for whatever.", Twilight nodded.

We saw icy valley up ahead with a bridge that went perpendicular to it above it but then suddenly a vehicle went over the bridge and hand braked half-way.

We heard a public broadcast, "You'll never have Sanctuary and...", the vehicle blew up the bridge with some rockets "...you bloodshots can stay in your holes.".

Another broadcast came in to reply, "Hmm maybe we'll turn around and... DIE"

Another vehicle came into view and started firing it's 50 cal at the other vehicle then they disappeared in a hot pursuit.

With us scratching our head I spoke, "What the hell just happened?"

"I think they need our help...", she ran, "...lets go!", I ran after her and then we stood in front of a strange machine which said "Catch-a-Ride.", that stood in front of the destroyed bridge.

"I think we can use a vehicle from here to jump that gap.", I hit a button next to the machine and a voice came from the intercom.

"Hey trying to hack my catch-a-ride? Uncool man uuuunnnncooool"

"Who's this?"

"This is Scooter and you won't get any car bandit."

"We are not bandits, we are Vault Hunters and we can help out your friend over here, so please send us a car."

Scooter sighed "Okay, these vehicles are not safe, cheap, or reliable, but umm CATCH-A-RIDE!"

He disconnected and opened the Catch-a-ride.

"We may not be able to catch up to them but we can at least warn Sanctuary."

I made a black 2-seater runner car with a fixed gun in the drivers seat and a 360 gunner seat for the second seat.

Thankfully I just got my drivers license back on my world.

"You take gunner, I'll drive."

We got in our runner and started the engine.

VROOM!!

I gained as much momentum as possible before trying to make the jump.

"HOLD ON!"

I smashed the gas pedal and we went over the bridge in just five seconds and landed with a small headache, the bridge led to a Bullymong infested tunnel,

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Twilight and I used the weapons on our vehicle to blow the bullymongs out of the way. At the end of the tunnel a light shown and we were out of that hell hole into a big, wide-open, snowy field with no clue of where the chase went. So we decided to follow the blip on our minimaps. After a minute of going at 60 mph we discovered some bandits trying to get into the gate of what is probably sanctuary,

"LET US IN GRINDER WE ARE ONLY GOING TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YA!"

"Sorry to ruin your party.", I said as I braked and Twilight pointed her .50 cal.

"Huh?", the bandit replied and turned around, he spoke again, "Now just who the hell are you?".

"Your worst nightmare.", 'Yet another line stolen', I thought.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

I blew the guy to smithereens with my machine gun while Twilight went .50 cal on the other bandits, I noticed that some new type of bandits (nomads) with some big wardrobes that were slower than regular bandits but absorbed more bullets. The rest of the bandits were in a small complex on the left which Twilight was able to kill most.

Once they were all dead I pushed the button on the side of the gate, a holographic projection of a soldier on top and said,

"Your not getting in you bloodshot skaglicks!"

"Don't worry we took care of em', we are Vault Hunters."

He gasped, "Oh I am so sorry, let me get Roland on the horn."

And soon enough Roland echoed me, "So these are the Vault hunters that I have been hearing about."

"Yeah names Blake Williams and you?"

"Names Roland, leader of the Crimson Raiders and Sanctuary, you sound young."

"He he yeah I am 17 but I have been trained well and can handle myself pretty well, me and my girlfriend here took out Captain Flynt and his bandits."

"Wow you two must be pretty good, I used to be a Vault Hunter like you."

"WAIT are you the one of the four that opened the Vault?"

"Why yes and I can't exactly tell you the condition of the others on echo but I will in person."

"Oh I heard one of your guys were chased by some bloodshots on the echo."

"That was probably captain Reiss, it has been too long and we need him back in Sanctuary with the new power core for our shields. Get captain Reiss and/or the power core and I'll get you into Sanctuary.", Roland put in the coords on my minimap.

"Yes sir and over and out.", I turned to Twilight and she spoke, "So we need to get this Reiss guy huh?"

"Yeah it appears so, let's go."

I got hoped into my vehicle and drove off to find Reiss.

A few minutes later I followed my minimap to find an area blip in the area.

"Let's see what clues.", I hopped out of my vehicle.

Twilight pointed a hoof, "Is that a tape?"

I looked in her direction to find a tape and played it, it had Captain Reiss in it.

"We are heading to a bandit camp a mile southeast of here, If any body finds this I need HELP!"

A bandit intervened, "YOUR DEAD MEAT GRINDER", End of tape.

"Shit, it sounds like he is in trouble...!", I hoped back in, "..."lets keep moving southeast."

A minute later we were stopped by by a blockade made of fang-like teeth.

"Looks like we are walking, it isn't too far either.", Twilight said, as we hopped out of our vehicle and covered it with camo.

I took out my Bandit LMG while Twilight took out her Daul Carbine, "Ready?", I cocked my Fire RPD.

"Ready, let's go fucking save his ass.", Twilight said while cocking her gun in response.

Bullymong of an extensive range of sizes saw us,

RAAAAAAARRRRRR-

BANG BANG BANG!

My shots made some bullymongs screech from getting burned alive while Twilight's Carbine just tore through them.

Twilight was about to be tackled by a huge bullymong but was tricked by a decoy. The real Twilight took out her .500 revolver and blew its head off, point blank and sliced another bullymong's head off behind her. With the beautiful glow of bullymongs dying in agony I laughed psychotically like I always do while Twilight shot four more bullymongs in four seconds with her pistol, she took out her shells from her pistol and took out her PP-2000 and shot another to death.

Captain Reiss's voice was heard nearby, "HEEEEELLLLLLP!"

"Shit!", me and Twilight hurried over to the noise to find out him being pummeled to death on the ground by three bandits. Twilight quickly used three shrunken to kill the three bandits.

"Oh shit are you okay?", I said as we ran up to him.

"Those... *cough* bandits r-ran off with the *cough* power core, without it sanctuary will be defenseless. *cough* Just tell me when I am not on Pandora anymore.", his breathing stopped.

"DAMMIT...", I pounded his chest armor, "We're too late!"

Twilight sighed and went over to the body and grabbed the tags, "It looks like we need to finish what he started."

I put a shoulder on Twilight and smiled, "I appreciate you knowing how to honor the fallen, now let's go get ourselves a power core!", I cocked my Vladof Assault rifle while Twilight cocked her Daul sniper rifle.

With a tear she said, "For fucking Reiss."

I spotted a bandit camp close by, got out my drone and put my LMG on it, "Make daddy proud.".

Twilight and I started to battle cry to the bandit camp, ran and open fired. An occupied guard tower was on watch with an LMG turret but that was soon taken over by an invisible Twilight and chosen as a her vantage point.

"That's my girl.", I whispered to myself as I precisely took out a nomad in the face from behind cover. I thought of a nice idea and took out my Torque missile launcher and shot at a front row of enemies so the after smoke could give my drone an 'entrance'.

BANG!

Twilight shot a crane and it crashed on to a group of enemies.

Out of assault rifle ammo, I pulled out my Tediore semi-auto pistol.

BANG!

I felt a bullet whiz by past me and into a psycho right next to me, 'Nice one', I thought.

Twilight got out of her spot and met me by the door with her SMG and me with my pistol.

I gestured a "3 2 1" then,

BASH!

I threw in a MIRV grenade and it killed everyone inside. Twilight went in first and went into the bandit leader's quarters of the camp and slashed the head off of the leader with her katana.

In his locker we busted open we found the power core, "Here it is." I said as I put it in my Digital Inventory.

"Looks like we are done with the whole camp."

"Lets go home my love."

We ran back to our vehicle in flames for some reason, but hell there was a catch-a-ride next to it so I made it another runner with a rocket turret and purple paint.

With the sun setting we rode into it and drove straight towards to our boat.

~At boat.~

RRRRRRRR!

The car handbraked, "Ready?", and just like that they got on but crammed in.

~Sanctuary~

Upon exiting our vehicle and entering the outer gates of Sanctuary,

A voice called out to us from to the right next to a machine "Oh hey Vault Hunters, Roland hasn't come back from his mission yet so I am in charge."

"So you wanted a new power core, what for exactly?", upon hearing Twilight speak the soldier's eyes widened.

"Oh wow you can talk? This is amazing eeeeee!", we raised brows at this.

The soldier spoke again, "Oh I am sorry, my name is Pvt. David and that power core there is supposed to replace...", he pointed to the machine by him, "...this old one that will sustain these shields for another week from Jack's lunar mortars, so just give me the new power core anyway and you'll be off to the inner gates of San..", he paused as he noticed something, "Where's Captai Reiss?"

I sighed and gave him his dog tags, "He didn't die in vain I am sure of it."

He sighed, "I'll tell his family and Roland of his death and thanks for retrieving his dog tags for him."

"It is the least I can do for him."

After popping out the old power core the shields went out then the shields went back on again after putting in the new power core.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I saw that the 'H' shaped satellite shoot mortars at the shield, the shield barely made a scratch.

'Strong shield.', I thought.

We walked further into the city and we found another soldier waiting at the gate then David yelled at him,

"SOLDIER, stand up straight! We have a couple Vault hunters headed your way.", We both smiled at this praise.

"Yes sir.", he stood straight with a salute.

Upon reaching the inner gate the soldier spoke, "Here we go and...", he pressed a button on the side of the gate, "say hello to Sanctuary and Scooter said he wanted to talk to you."

The gate opened to reveal a run down but nice-enough looking little town. On the left said "Scooter's", on top on a garage door so we went there.

Sir Hammerlock and Claptrap went their separate ways while we went towards Scooter's.

The garage door automatically opened to reveal a person (probably scooter) with his feet rested on a tire.

Scooter looked up at us, "Oooh Crap ah you Hyperion? I hear you robots eat metal out of garbage and stuff. Knew you wired death machines would be coming for us once Roland went missing. If you are here to kill me you should probably know...", he jumped up and stood on his tire with a wrench in his hand, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU ROBOT SUM OF A BITCH!!"

"Do we look like a robots?", I said in confusion on what just happened.

He calmed down and continued, "Oh you are Vault Hunters huh?"

"No shit!"

"Oh cool that is like meeting a un...", upon seeing Twilight, "u-u-UNICORN!"

Scooter had a 'nerdgasm', and was talking to him self really fast, "Oh my god a Unicorn I never thought I would have thought to meet one in person, are you a Vault Hunter too, a unicorn that's a Vault hunter that is soooo cool!"

He held out a permanent marker and his wrench to Twilight.

"Can you sign my wrench?"

She took the marker and signed her full name on the wrench and spoke, "Well if it makes you feel better, name's Twilight Sparkle"

"OH MY GOD YOU CAN TALK, EEEEEEEEE!"

"Names Blake and are you Alright, Scooter? I believe we met on the catch-a-ride not a while ago?"

"He he sorry...", Scooter rubbed the back on his head, "...um Roland said we need a strategic plan b or as I would like to call it, Turn-this-city-into-a-floating-ass-fortress-of-airborne-awesomeness.", he chuckled.

"And how are we going to do that?"

"This city here used to be a Ship for the Daul Corporation and you are going to need the two fuel cells here and the last one from Earl's Black market from this eridium here...", he pulls out several bars of purple, glowing of eridium, "Careful with Earl though he is crazy he ate my whole car once with like that of a fork."

"Okay, well lets get to fixing this city's flying."

"You should check out the whole town while you are at it, the people here may be crazy but they'll help you sorta."

I waved as we took our objective items and headed out back, "Thanks we'll try."

We went up stairs and went into a small alley way.

"Hey this says "Dr Zed", wanna check him out?", Twilight said.

"Sure"

Upon entering we heard some screaming and saw a surgeon operating on an Hyperion-looking guy.

The patient spoke, "I am starving, I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES.", upon hearing this, Twilight and I gagged a little.

The surgeon replied with a syringe, "This won't sting a bit.", he rammed the syringe into his chest with him still alive.

The surgeon looked at us, "Oh hey you are those new Vault hunters, why I am Dr. Zed and I see one of you are a purple pony."

"Finally some one gets it right.", she said.

"I am Blake and this is Twilight."

"Can I,...", Dr, Zed held out a Clipboard with a pen and held it to Twilight.

The clipboard said sign here, "Just sign here."

"Okay.", she signed it and Dr. Zed took the clipboard and went, "YES!", he hugged the clipboard, "oh oh oh."

"Um are you okay?", Twilight said.

"Oh sorry.", he put away the clipboard, ", just come to me one of my vending machines if you need healing or need a new shield."

"Ooookay."

Upon exiting the place, "Awkward", she and I said.

"You know I want meet this Marcus guy and according this map he is on the other side of Sanctuary."

"I want to meet him too and he is on the way to Earl's too", she said.

We went down stairs into Marcu's safe and found a chubby guy behind bars arguing with a guy with a mohawk.

"I am sorry but can I have a refund please? This gun doesn't seem to work."

The chubby one replied while inspecting the customer's revolver, "Hmm I don't know."

BANG!, AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

The customer screamed with a bullet in his leg, "Looks like it works to me!", he smiled fiendishly.

With him unconscious on the floor we went up to Marcus, "Welcome to Marcus's gun store what can I get- ooh Vault hunters!"

"Um we just wanted to drop by and say hi.", Twilight said.

"Oh how I have something for you."

He handed out an assault rifle to Twilight confused, "What is-"

She was interrupted when Marcus held out a permanent marker in his other hand and smiled.

Twilight yelled, "OH COME ON not you too!"

"I just never met a unicorn/Vault hunter before, it was always my dream to meet one."

"Fine.", she took the two objects and signed her name on the assault rifle.

I can hear Marcus whisper to himself, "Oh they are going to be so jealous.".

"This is Twilight and I am Blake by the way."

"Well if you are interested, I will let you sample some elemental weaponry, you'll need the knowledge to take on enemies tactically."

Twilight spoke, "Sure we'll take the sample."

"Meet me in the back."

We met in another firing range, a table with 4 four pairs of different colored Maliwan pistols.

"Now,...", he hands us both an orange-glowing pistol by there barrels.

A live target came up in the firing range,

"...just incase you are new to Elemental weaponry, fire will be very effective again flesh but crap at destroying shields."

"GO TO HELL BANDITS.", the target said.

"Now, burn that imperialist bastard like a skag steak."

"Yum.", Twilight said.

BANG BANG BANG.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Our pistols burned the target alive, "Aha Fire and flesh, a nasty combination. Now, lets try a shielded target."

now we we were off to trying two blue-glowing maliwan pistols and another target who has an apparent shield.

"This Hyperion fascist thinks he's safe because he has a shield. Spoilers he isn't."

"IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL JACK BURNS THIS CITY TO THE GROUND, YOU RESISTANCE SCUM!"

BANG BANG BANG, ZZZZZZZZZZ

"Take that you Jack lover, A few hits from a shock weapon will zap it away quicker than you can say buyer's remorse."

"Cool" I and Twilight said in unison.

"Now what else, ah Armor.", he said as a robot target came into view, he handed out two maliwan green-glowing pistols, "Armored targets like these damed Hyperion robots, can take a lot of damage ...unless you got a corrosive weapon."

The robot spoke, "Weapons may be only be sold by Hyperion representatives. All non-hyperion dealers will be-"

BANG BANG BANG

The acid soaked through the robot's metal.

"Oh yeah.", Twilight said.

"I got to admit I love corrosive weaponry."

"I can't agree more."

"Now lets try out new Slag weaponry, now Slag is a bit more complex. If you slag your enemy, it will impede movement and all non-slag weaponry will hurt it even more.", he tossed us each a purple-glowing pistol, "now, slag this chump."

BANG BANG, AAAHHHH!

"Now switch to any of your other weapons and hit him again."

In a second Twilight took out her .500 cal.

BANG!

The target's head got blown off.

Marcus laughed, "Now if you want to purchase any elemental weapons like these, you can always get some from your neighborhood arms dealer."

Earl's place

"BUY ANYTHING and I'll toss in this crap fuel cell, I only take eridium, cash is for clowns boy."

"Okay.", I said from behind a door with an eye slot in it, we brought some extra digital storage for our metaphorical backpacks with some memory chips that we plugged into out echos and soon enough we got our third fuel cell.

We headed to the center of town to be greeted by a stand with a public echo by Handsome Jackass,

"I hear couple of Vault hunters has arrived in your city, turn them into me and you'll be rewarded!"

Another broadcast came in, "Don't worry no one will turn you in we need you to take down Handsome Jack"

I replied back, "Thank and tell if anybody tries anything I will kill them."

"WHAT THE FUCK!", I heard Twilight yelled as she looked at our wanted posters.

Blake Wanted: $1,000,000,000 for arsin, profanity, murder, vandalism, etcetera.

Twilight wanted: $999,999,999,999,999.99 for Siren.

"WHAT?!", I said, "That's fucking bullshit, you are wanted for being a what now?"

"I think that refers to me being a being of magic.", Twilight replied.

"This guy really pisses my off, I am going to fucking rip his eyes out for trying to frame us.", I said coldly and sighed.

"Well lets put in these fuel cells."

With that we installed the fuel cells which weren't really hard and Scooter echoed,

"You done? Good now see the fruits of your loins THIS CITY IS GONNA FLY!".

We heard it trying to start but then a failing sound,

BOOM!

"Or not, damn now we really gotta find Roland, check his place to see if he left anything as a clue."

We walked over to the new blip on our mini maps and found a soldier waiting by the door to Roland's

"Here vault hunters...", he held out some keys, "Roland left a message for you."

With that we used the key on the door to be introduced to a lady with goggles and short hair.

She spoke, "..now I require a new ventilator, this lab smells of bacon: bacon's for sycophants and products of incest."

"HEY!", Twilight said.

"Don't listen to her, anyway who are you?", I spoke.

"The name's Tannis and after hours of scientific insanity you can only imagine in your dreams and in my bed_standing over_ I have deduced that Jack, the Vault key and the eridium are all connected on a deeper level."

Twilight whispered to me, "She is CRAZY and rude too!"

I spoke, "Well he he, I am Blake and this is Twilight and we'll be going now."

We walked up stairs and a another hallway, one door labeled, "for you vault hunter" and inside we found a king sized bed and a safe. On the bed was a tape recorder.

"Play it.", Twilight said.

Rolands voice sounded, "Hi soldier if your hearing this I am in trouble, right now you are the only thing standing between Jacks army and the whole planet, I left some info on my whereabouts in your room's safe, use it to store anything you need, this is your home now good luck."

"Let's see what's in our safe.", I said as I opened the gigantic safe to reveal a huge empty room with nothing but another tape recorder,

I hit play on it to reveal a low voice, "This is the Firehawk, come to Frostburn Canyon or people will die"

"The Firehawk?", I said wondering.

"That's strange.", Twilight said.

"I know, why would he have this in his safe before he left?"

"You think maybe the Firehawk maybe a friend of Roland?"

"That is a possibility and I may have an idea why that could be!"

"I know where they are keeping Roland", said a female voice on our echos.

"Who is this?"

"I am Angel and I am here to help you out just like I did with the four last Vault hunters who opened the Vault."

6 Lair of the FireHawk

"I am Angel and I want to guide you two on your adventure, I'll mark Frostburn Canyon on your map."

"What are you?", Twilight said.

"I am an AI made to take charge of the echo system."

"Why are you helping us?", I said.

"I want to help you keep Jack out from destroying the echo system."

As the sky turned black we decided that it was the best time to go to find Roland at the Firehawk's lair.

We walked over to Marcus's place and I slammed my money right in front of Marcus, "Lets go shopping."

~10 minutes later~

Blake's Loadout:

Firearms: Maliwan LMG (M240B) w/ shock E., bipod, vertical fore grip, flash suppressor, and Holographic sight, Vladof Carbine (A-91) w/ tactical fore grip, laser sight, and Kobra sight, Bandit semi-pistol (CZ75) w/ corrosion E., Vladof RPG w/ fire E and Jakobs sawn-off double barrel shotgun.

Melee: same

Equipment: Vladof Molotov Cocktail grenade mod, 4 grenades, and 3 health syringes

Appearance: same

Action skill upgrade: Skits now replaced with quadruplet legs, drone can walk on walls and ceilings.

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearms: Daul Assault rifle (M416) w/Angled fore grip, ACOG, and Heavy Barrel, Hyperion semi-auto sniper (M110) w/ 8x scope and bipod, Jakobs w/ .500 cal revolver w/ fire-E., Vladof SMG (P90) w/ laser sight and Slag E.

Melee: Katana w/ Chidori shock mod, 10 shuriken, and tanto

Equipment: Kunai slag grenade mod, 4 grenades, and 3 health syringes.

Action skill: same.

"Thanks for your time guys.", Marcus said as he cashed in from us.

With over $70,000 left total, we headed to the outskirts of Sanctuary and onto our runner.

~Entrance to Frostburn Canyon~

The entrance to the canyon was crawling with hostiles across a bridge.

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER."

, Twilight said as I floored the gas pedal on my runner and,

BANG BOOM

Twilight's missiles sent a lot of limbs flying and on fire, we got out with our assault rifles and fired at the stragglers.

Once they were all killed we put fresh ones in our guns , "Move.", I said and gestured.

We walked for about what felt like 15 minutes and soon enough we were at Frostburn Canyon. There was a fast travel station and a couple vending machines by the way we came in.

"Need anything", I said.

She bought some extra ammo for her M416, "I am good now."

"For some reason the bandits are attacking the Firehawk, I wonder what has given them confidence."

I said to Twilight, "I think this only further suspect our theory.".

"Let's see if its correct."

We were at a fork in the trail and we saw a body impaled on a wall with his arm pointed to the right and a wing below it.

"Let's make a right.", she said as she pointed a hoof to the sign.

"Let's kick some ass.", I took out my drone with my M240B on it. It made its way along the walls of the canyon_taking point.

We took cover as soon as we saw some bandits: some with flamethrowers, some psychos with flaming heads, and some that are the size of a big bullymong. The whole Frostburn Canyon seemed to a be a complex of canyons and caves as we kept getting closer to the bandit camp.

Twilight took out her Hyperion sniper and took aim from a small hill while I went in.

BANG!

Twilight shot a gas tank on one of the pyros' back, the tank exploded and lit three other nomads nearby on fire.

Both me my drone fired at the bandits.

BANG! DING!

Twilight shot a goliath's helmet off and under the mask came out a snake-like skull from a hole, it turned red and turned on his friends.

"FUUUCKKKK YOU GUYS AAAAHHHHHHHH", the goliath got bigger and bigger as it tore limbs and heads off his foes, he seemed to not feel any pain from the bullets his big bulky body took.

Our laughs from their own misfortune was ruined when the goliath jumped at my spot, I rolled to the right and was fortunate for him to miss me.

"I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!", he tried to punch me when,

BANG AAAAHHHHHH

...he got shot in the arm.

He looked up to see my girl in the air with her electric katana looking pissed at the goliath.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DE-", he was cut off when a full katana blade was shoved down his throat_killing him instantly.

She lend me a hoof, "Are you alright?"

I held her hoof and kissed it., "I am fine.".

She cocked her SMG "ready?"

I cocked my Carbine as my little drone continued to do its job at taking out shields and electrocuting guys to death, "Lets fuck shit up!"

Twilight went up to a running flaming psycho and put her hind hooves around his neck, and I swear I could see the psycho blush.

SNAP!

She snapped his neck while I shot a nomad in the face with my carbine.

I ran up a wall and jumped off to get a good shot at another nomad with my corrosive pistol while Twilight did it on an opposite wall with her's too simultaneously, we then karate kicked a goliath in the stomach and then I used my shotgun on him_blowing out his entrails.

Back-to-back our assault rifles we killed the rest in the area and saw that the next FireHawk sign pointed into a cave.

Still back-to-back and a lot of stamina left, "Clear!", she said.

"Clear!", I replied.

My little drone teleported into my inventory and I took out my LMG, while Twilight had her Assault rifle and we were off into the cave. The cave led into a bottle neck that revealed even more bandits that were fighting off insectoid creatures that looked like hybrids of a Spider and an Ant. One Spiderant came this way, Twilight did a round house kick to the face of the spiderant and sent it flying backwards and falling, then Twilight jumped after it and stabbed it in the abdomen_killing it instantly.

"I knew from reading insectology that would be your weakness."

Two more spiderants of smaller size came at me from behind and I turned to give them each a shot with my double barrel. I loaded in two fresh shells after. Twilight caught a spiderant mid-air and tore it's abdomen from it's body with her bare hooves.

I vaulted over some rock to shoot some bandits on the other side and throw a tomahawk at a nomad. I stabbed a goliath in the chest with my bowie knife. Twilight ran up to psycho, pinned him down and tore out his throat with her teeth (gruesome I know!). With her mouth covered in blood she returned fire with her SMG_killing two more nomads. Twilight threw a kunai at a group of bandits and stunned them while I blew them away with my Maliwan LMG. For the last phycho bandit, she gravity jumped with her magic and,

SLASH!

,her katana spilt him down in the middle.

"We are a dangerous couple.", I said.

She licked the blood off her lips and kissed me on the lips, "I know right?".

Another Firehawk sign led up some stairs and another one across a natural overpass.

Suddenly two mutated BIG psychos with pipes came at us. One of the psychos ran swung at Twilight and missed, stuck in the ground_Twilight ran up the pipe and,

SLASH!

his head came clean off.

I grabbed the other psycho's pipe and stabbed him in the chest with it. We ran some more and came across another spiderant whose armor who looked super thick in comparison to other spiderants.

We both fired at it with our fully automatics but with no prevail it charged at us so we rolled in different directions.

The spiderant looked towards me,

BANG!

The spiderant dropped straight to the ground revealing Twilight blowing the barrel of her .500 calibre revolver, "Don't you hurt my boyfriend.", she said as she spun holstered her weapon.

We saw another Firehawk sign that led straight towards a complex of pipes, platforms, a fire pit and well, more bandits. I took out my drone with my LMG on it and I made it go upside down on a pipe overlooking the bandits. We ran in with our rifles and began shooting. Twilight's holographic clone ran through the nomad's fire but the real Twilight was in the air above, threw a kunai bomb at the middle one and they all got stunned while Twilight shot them with her rifle. A goliath had no idea that it was getting barraged by electric shocks by my drone above while I shot the shield-less with my carbine.

Twilight ran on the pipe my drone was on dodging bullets and jumped at a psycho and slashed his head off down below. She then took out her SMG while I helped her with the slagged ones from a platform above with my rifle. I threw a molotov cocktail down there and burned alive several goliaths and bandits that weren't immune to fire. I jumped down and we were shooting again back-to-back with her SMG and my rifle.

"Let's keep moving.", Twilight said.

"Affirmative".

We were next to the blip on the map and Angel spoke,

"This is the Firehawks lair: be careful friend, there are bound to be traps everywhere."

We saw a badass psycho charge towards us from the hideout. Suddenly he was flamed from a pipe in the wall, and yelled, "OH I CAN TASTE MY OWN MELTING FLESH!"

"See traps be careful"

"We will.", Twilight said.

BANG!

Twilight blew the head off of the burning psycho with her pistol.

"This should be easy, I think we have learned this sort of thing from Sir Hammerlock.", Twilight said.

I cracked and stretched my various limbs and breathed, "Let's do this."

"GO!'

It wasn't so bad trying to flip over flames and slide under them. It was almost like our parkour training.

We came across a narrow bridge with spikes down below, "That is a long way down.", Twilight said as she ran across the incredibly thin bridge, "Easy", Twilight said.

I did the same and we ran into a room with two vending machines. We patched ourselves up with our syringes and bought more. We also refilled all our ammo and we saw some two muscular guys trying to shoot somebody in some kind of control room with monitors everywhere. Suddenly they were engulfed in a fire ball and a girl with pink hair appeared in the center of the explosion.

"Sup", she said as she collapsed on the floor.

"Um hello?", I said.

"Hey names Lilith aka. Firehawk, I am with the raiders like you."

"So your this Firehawk guy we have been searching for, so what is with the role-playing here?", Twilight said.

"I keep the bandits in line so Roland can focus on taking out Jack.", Lilith said.

"I knew you were friends with Roland!", I said.

"How did you figure out that?"

Twilight took out a tape and threw it next to Lilith, "We found this in Roland's safe."

"What's with the talking unicorn and you sounding so young?"

"Long story, we are Vault hunters and by the way where's Roland?", Twilight said.

"Can you help me up first, lots of internal bleeding."

"Hold still.", I jammed a needle in to her thigh, she got up and said, "Thanks, I need a pick me up, get me some eridium will ya, I should have some in one of my strong boxes back there."

I nodded and gestured to Twilight, she nodded and opened a box with an eridium nugget inside she gave to Lilith.

Lilith took it with two hands and absorbed it into her body. She glowed purple and back to normal (if you call that normal) again.

"So.", Twilight paused, "about Roland?"

"Oh he isn't here Bloodshots grabbed him when he was cocky, bloodshots never came after me this hard and-"

BOOM!

A vent exploded behind her and we all turned to look at it.

"SHE IN HERE GET'EM!"

"Now the real fun begins, I'll see if I can't phase blast a few of them for ya.", in a flash she disappeared.

"Wow there is magic in this world."

"I have seen it all.", I replied as we both got out our rifles and cocked them.

Psychos began to pour out of the vent and run at us.

"Lets save our ammo.", she said as I got out my tomahawk and bowie knife while she got out her katana.

The hordes of psychos split and surrounded us. We were at each others backs yet again. It was so silent that you could hear a pin drop. The psychos began to close in but then we made a sudden move and they flinched back a bit. We smirked at their fear.

"This is going to be fun", Twilight said as she turned on the battery of her katana and it lit up in a beautiful purple array of lighting

"Let's kick some ass."

One psycho came at me, but then I took Twilight and threw her over my back and,

SLASH! "AAAAAHHHHH, I like you."

Twilight cut the hatchet arm off the the blood spilled everywhere as the psycho screamed in pain and fell to the floor with his silly last words.

Another bandit came from behind Twilight and was splited in the head with my tomahawk.

They all came at us then,

"SUP!"

BOOM!

Excluding us, the psychos in front lit on fire from the center of the crowd with us not harmed. We now were at a back-to-back-to-back with Lilith. Minutes later it turned into a blood bath as we all went in different directions and killed all the psychos in a fury blood bath of stabbings, incinerations, and decapitations. A badass psycho came from the vent and ran after me,

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

His chest was full of bullet holes from Twilight's rifle.

BOOM!

Bandits with guns came out of a completely different vent and some jumped from out of nowhere and onto our platform. We loaded in fresh magazines into our rifles.

I laid down my drone and it shot at their shields. With us two behind cover we fired at the shield-less_taking most of them down. Twilight took out her SMG while I took out my corrosive pistol and melted their faces off with the acid.

I saw the platform that led out of here and hatched an idea with my thermite charge.

As the bandit s kept pouring in, I took out my thermite charges and threw them all over the control platform, "Let's go!"

Lilith teleported us and we were on the smaller platform.

She echoed us "Sorry about that, I am back at Sanctuary and you'll have to walk back, but anyways blow them to hell!"

I hit the detonator.

BOOM!!

The whole hideout fell into the abyss down below as well as the other bandits.

"WOOOOO!!"

"YEEEAAAAHHHHH!", Twilight said as we high hoofed/fived.

~Mission complete~

Blake: kills 101

Twilight: kills 98

"Let's head back to the fast travel."

~HQ in Sanctuary 2300hrs~

At the command center me, Twilight and Lilith were talking at the holographic strategy table.

Yawning I asked first, "Do you have any idea they are keeping Roland?"

"If I know the Bloodshot leader well: he is probably ransoming Roland in a cell at this dam.", Lilith put the coordinates on our echo maps.

"Why are the bandits attacking Sanctuary?"

"Roland kicked them out of here and now they want this place back."

"I guess that is where we are heading next.", Twilight yawned, "But I think we should rest up a bit first don't ya think?"

~HQ, vault hunter's room~

We took off our gear with my pants and shirt on. She pushed me onto the bed with her on top.

"Sup?", Twilight said

"That is trademarked.", she giggled as we both looked into our eyes.

She leaned in and kissed me on the lips and I returned by pushing my tongue into her's.

I took off my all my clothes as we both got into bed together with her still on top.

She put a hoof on my bare chest, "Hold on.", she got under the sheets and took hold of my erect cock down there.

"Ooooh!", I said as she put the dick in her mouth and licked it on the side. She then deep throated the thing and swallowed the cum that came out later.

She then crawled towards me and sat on my thigh just above my crotch, saying nothing, she carefully inserted the cock into her vagina while I butt-grabbed her cutie marks. It was a pleasure for her to move her butt up and down against my thighs. The warmth of our combined body heat and the insulation of the blankets really made it more hot. Up and down she went while she put her fore hooves on my chest for leverage.

"OH OH AAH.", she orgasmed.

"Oh man.", I also orgasm as the walls of her vagina squeezed my penis. I still can't believe I have a unicorn as a girl friend, 'Sweet, my friends are going to be jealous', I thought.

"OH OH I think I am going to cum!", Twilight said as the muscles in her butt twitched.

"Oh man that was fucking awesome as always.", we made a hoof bump and Twilight released the penis and she fell onto the side of the bed. We kissed some more_pushing her tongue into mine's and feeling my canines and the walls of my cheek.

"I love you forever Twilight."

"Aww.", Twilight made a tear, "I'll love you forever too Blake."

The lights were out and we kissed some more and we were out with us hugging each other.