Chapter 1

One day the cutie mark crusaders cheerfully pranced into their classroom in Ponyville primary school.

  There were three of them there not five and they looked at the walls of the classroom. They were covered in boards, large pieces of paper and various messily drawn pictures... the walls that is not the cutie mark crusaders.

  It was arts and crafts season in school and the trio were eager to get working on something.

  Sweetie Belle pulled threads and glue out of a nearby drawer while Apple Bloom looked for pencils. Scootaloo noticed a pie had been left on Cheerilees' desk.

  She pranced over to it, "Whats with the pie?"

  "I dunno" replied Apple Bloom. "This ain't the dinner hall, nopony should leave food lying round here."

  Scootaloo looked at the pie, it was in a standard foil dish and had a yellow label saying "straight from Tartarus to your doorstep."

  "This is strange, I wonder if its a sweet or a savory pie?"

  "Best leave it alone Scootaloo, it aint your pie."

  "You don't know that, Cheerilee knew we were coming, she could have left this out for us."

  Apple Bloom shook her head, "suit yourself if yer get into trouble we aint being alibis."

  Scootaloo sniffed at the pie, it had an enticing aroma.

"Oh well," she lifted the pie up in her hooves, "down the hatch."

The pie slid out of the foil easily and she chomped on it tossing it in the air and swallowing one piece before it came down again, she soon finished it off.

  There was a rumble.

  Lightning flashed and a bolt of electricity hit Scootaloo even though they were indoors, her purple mane pulled itself back and became short and spiky. Her eyes turned a deep evil red, which is like a normal deep red but more likely to induce a bowel movement in onlookers.

  She went to a cupboard and pulled out a black spandex costume with lightning bolts on it that was her size and put it on.

  "MWU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, I am now evil Scootaloo!"

Upon hearing this the other fillies trembled like jelly that was being attacked by a vibrator.

  "Help shes become a bad girl," yelled Apple Bloom.

Evil! Scootaloo launched a bunch of stationary at them. "Get out of here, I am sick of seeing your faces."

  The two other crusaders fled from the classroom and slammed the door behind them while Evil! Scootaloo laughed maniacally.

  Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle saw Cheerilee trotting down a corridor with Snips and Snails and ran up to her.

  "Miss Cheerilee, Miss Cheerilee, Scootaloo ate an evil pie that was left on your desk and became evil!"

  "Oh nooooooooo!" Miss Cheerilee wailed, "Wait, what do you want to me to do about it. I never do anything useful, I'm here to mouth platitudes and look pretty."

  "I thought that was Raritys' job."

  "Hey!" said Sweetie Belle nudging her.

  "Well maybe you should talk to someone more... practiced at dealing with these situations, mayor Mare or an Element of Harmony."

  "We must act fast," announced Sweetie Belle.

  "What else has she done?" asked Cheerilee.

  "She pulled a black spandex costume that was her size out of your cupboard and wore it," said Apple Bloom.

  There was a pause as everyone realised Cheerilee kept filly sized spandex costumes in her cupboard.

  "Yeah we're out of here," said Apple Bloom, "Later Cheerilee."

Evil! Scootaloo marched into the convenience where Diamond Tiara was powdering her nose. Like seriously, like her actual nose with powder. Silver Spoon was there being unimportant as usual.

  "You two, I require your assistance, you must join."

  Diamond Tiara scoffed, "as if I'm gonna do anything with a lame blank flank like you."

  "Silence! I have eaten an evil pie and become very evil!"

  Diamond Tiara gasped dramatically.

"You done being a queen? I am going to need minions."

  Silver Spoon looked quizzical. "Minions sounds pretentious and and you can't suddenly be a villain because your wearing black."

  Evil! Scootaloo balanced herself on her forelegs and bucked the mirror where their reflections were hard. It shattered into pieces.

  "Don't back chat me bozo or I'll bust you up. You can be proper villains instead of two bit antagonists. You in or what?"

  They nodded.

"Good, follow me!"

  Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle made it to the crest of a hill. Panting they looked back at Ponyville school.

  "I wonder who we can get to help us?" said Sweetie Belle.

Just then Rainbow Dash flew over and then landed next to the two fillies, throwing up some dirt.

  "Dash, thank Celestia. We need help, Scootaloo ate an evil pie and became very evil."

  Dash drew herself up "Dun dun duuuun!" she said.

"Dash, why don't you do something useful instead of being a melodramatic foal!"

  Rainbow Dash considered this and then flew up into the air and flew around in circles before speeding up and creating a sonic rainboom.

  She landed again "All done."

  "Uhh what?" Both fillies looked at her curiously.

  Rainbow Dash seemed suprised, "What are you implying that a sonic rainboom did not immediately solve everything? Don't be silly. I'm sure everything's fine. Catch ya later."

  Rainbow Dash flew off before they could stop her.

  The two CMCs looked at each other.

  "Should we check?" they said.

The arts and crafts classroom had been barricaded. Diamond Tiara looked nervous as Evil! Scootaloo marched up to her.

  "Give me that mangled metal excuse for a girly crown you wear on your head."

  "But thats my tiara, its the same as my name. Without it ponies will think I'm good for nothing."

  "You are good for nothing you foal!"

  Evil! Scootaloo snatched the tiara from her head. She took it to her desk and shoved it into a drawer and locked it.

  "Minions! Bring forth the map."

Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara obeyed laying a large map out on the desk.

  Evil! Scootaloo took a red pen and marked out a small circle surounding Ponyville school. She took a yellow pen and marked out a larger circle around the town. Then she drew three red arrows (by swopping for the red pen obviously, do I have to tell you everything?) inside the yellow circle.

Her minions sat down in front of the desk. Evil! Scootaloo pulled up a chair and made herself comfortable resting her forelegs on the desk. She pored over the map, planning her conquest of Equestria.