Society Of The Alicorns

Husky

      "W-what?" the quiet mare suddenly realized she was hanging upside-down, her legs bound to her body, "Eeep!!"

      "Quiet you!!" a voice said.

      "Who said that?" the mare asked.

      "I said be quiet!!" the voice sounded angry.

      "Please don't hurt me!!" the mare exclaimed.

      "Hurt you? Whatever makes you think I'm going to hurt you?" the voice was happy.

      "Y-you're not?"

      "I never said I wasn't!!" the voice laughed. Suddenly, the floor retracted into the walls, revealing a pool of water. The mare located her captor, hidden in a dark room, behind a glass window.

      "No!!" the mare screamed as she was lowered, "Help me!! Heeeeelp!!!"

      "Swim, bitch, SWIM!!!!" he laughed maniacally, when she fell in,

      "FUCK YOU, QUENTIN!!!" she screamed, flying out of the water, "TRYING TO KILL ME?!!!"

      "What?!" he yelled, "How do you know my name?!"

      "Can't recognize me, Fish?!" she yelled, her eyes a pure white. Her disguise flickered, showing her true self. Cookie.

      "No!! That's impossible!!" Husky yelled, "WHY DID YOU SEARCH FOR ME?!!"

      "FOUND YOU, YOU ASS!!!" Cookie yelled, "HUSKY THE ASS!!!"

Mr. Chair

      "Haters gonna hate..." Mr. Chair sang the song quietly, while organizing book, "I laugh cuz you skate... this is... not... my... fate." He was suddenly aware of a figure behind him. With a magical aura. And it was a royal presence. Fucking hell.

      "Y-your majesty?!" the librarian exclaimed, "I'm sorry, I did not expect you to arrive. You didn't hear that tune, did you?"

      "What tune?" Stephano asked.

      "Oh good. I mean-" Mr. Chair started.

      "Oh, you mean that one remix." Stephano smiled, "Audio snippets from Pewdie's videos auto tuned and mixed together to make a delightful song. I was like, should I order the game online? Hmmm hmmm hmmm. I was like, should I order the game online? No I'll drive to the fucking Gamestop. Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Chair?"

       "Y-yes it is-" Mr. Chair caught himself, "N-no!!"

       "Found you."

Kuledud3

       "I never get the long segments." Edd sighed.

       "WELCOOOOOOME!!!!" a stallion yelled, "THIS IS MY FUCKING PIRATE SHIP!!!"

       "Pirate?"

       "PIRATE?! WHERE?!" he screamed, "I'M A PIRATE!!!"

       "No. You're Kuledud3." Edd said.

       "Yup! You found me, Edd!!" Kule yelled.

       "I get a long one this time!!" Edd said, "I call going to the Everfree!!"

       "Nope." Cookie said, "You go to the... hmm, I'm pretty sure you target is still in the city. I'm going to the bar in Ponyville."

       Stephano gulped, "I guess I'm going to Gamers Inc."